FULL SHOW: Best of The Show June 19, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime here we are, Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Buckle up for this. You're about to experience this show.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
How'd you like to get down with some real gangsters.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The accountant and room mother's Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor strong the enforcer thor am I negative all
the time? Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in
black from head to.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Toe, Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's show and it starts right now.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, clearly Sky is not a neighborhood hero.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
She don't hate her.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
She claims she does things to she's a helper.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I am a helper.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, your neighbor.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You always have all these issues with your neighborhood, and
you're in the center of every issue.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well that every issue, it's a them thing not to
be I think you need to really, I'm a lovely neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't know if I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, there is a new issue in Sky's neighborhood now,
this time it has to do with Sky and her mailman.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
What what?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, we're in a standof you're in a feud with
your mail man. Yes, yes I am.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
He looked me in the eye. I told him not
to look at me in the eye. Peasant delivered my goal.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't get bold deliveries from.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
The that's the issue.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, Really, you're so stupid. So this has to do
with me, the mailman and some hedges.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know why we always it's always about hedges.
Her poor, her, poor, her, poor old neighbor. The guys
in their whole life has not. He just wants this view.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Moved into this house right out into the sun, right.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
His family on this house, massive, and he just couldn't
be a nicer, sweeter old man.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
No, he's really not dull.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
And the sky completely ruined his view with these hedges.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I didn't, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
He still remember her other neighbor who had bushes that
they asked to cut down.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I didn't they excuse me, you're so stupid. This isn't
on the backyard hedges that have upset my neighbor because
he claims he owns the airspace over my house. Yes,
did I get texts from him over vacation last week, Yes,

(02:37):
I did.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
What the hedges he wants them cut again? I mean yeah,
they grow, Yeah, they're hedges. They grow.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
That.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I mean it's not very cheap to have those hedges cut,
so we do it twice a year, and wee we've
told him that.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
And sorry, buddy, you know this is just.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Who has a shock that the b doesn't do it? Elf,
it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
He tried to but it's too tall.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
He can't.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
He literally can't.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
What are you this, poor old man.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm not doing anything to him. The sky privacy in
my backyard.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Quarter. Are you going to testify on his Definitely, I'm
a character for him.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
No, if you ever met him, you would hate his face.
I mean he is not a nice man. I don't
know so anyway, But nothing to do with those hedges.
These are hedges in the front of hetches. Do you
have property?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay? You ever go to the super rich neighborhoods and
you want to see the houses, but you can't because
the hedges are just so high everywhere, like the private
that's what sky lives. Wow, I don't know this is
on the western facing.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
The property or the eastern face southern.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sorry moron.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
So basically the deal with our front yard is we
have a courtyard in.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Our hot You have a giant fountain too that you
will see where you walk in.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
No, we don't.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
We don't wishing wishing fountain.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's a human dude just sitting water out of his mouth.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't he's posing. I don't water.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You know when you go to a water, Philip, You know,
when you go to the pier and certain cities they
have those guys all painted and they're standing there. That's
what guy.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
I don't have any of those things in my front courtyard.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
So basically there's a fence, uh you know right basically
at the top of our driveway, and then the courtyard
is you know behind. It's not a mile up. I mean,
it's a little dropperty little area with rocks and we
hope to put a veggie bed there. But yeah, because
it's a courtyard, it's like private. You can't like you
know what I mean, it's behind.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like I've never been invited to your house. Okay, well
I can't picture it.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Can you shut up?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Not once?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You've never been one? Okay, how long have you live there?
Five years?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
When they're done with their projects.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, with the remodel.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Never. So we basically in set our mailbox into the fence, right,
so like it that's not impressive. It pokes through the fence.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
One that's like the you know that's in the ground
with the metal box.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
A peasant or don't you have a fishing one?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh yeah, rip that think broke. Oh no, it's like plastic.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Take a bat to it.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, So it like pokes through. So we can unlock
and get the mail from inside the courtyard, but the
mailman can access the front of it from our driveway.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Right so high ques serious male.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So there's like a little bed, you know, a little
bed in front of that fence, and uh four years ago,
five years ago we planted it up. And one of
the things we planted right in front of the mailbox
were these little flowering hedges, which were like, okay, great,
we'll plan them a little in front of the mailbox
and then like hopefully the Amazon dude will put the

(06:00):
packages underneath there. So we left a little space and
then it was probably about a year ago we got
a little tag on our mailbox saying hey, well didn't
say hey, but hey, hey, hey, your hedges are a
bit overgrown. We can't access your mailbox. We will not

(06:21):
be delivering your mail until we can access your mail box.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
That seems dramatic, and that's what I was. It's like
an Emily situation. We've seen herd like overgrown man.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's true. I just would if I was a mailman.
I just be afraid to go the house.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
They don't have to go through the it's actually on
the street. Do they put it in and then just
run and run? Hey, I'm friendly with my mail man, right, Yeah,
he's nice.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
So ever since then, mailman, now I've actually thought about
it about oh read, I thought you asked if I.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Want to know what I thought about it.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm sorry, be nice.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's this whole radio thing doesn't work out.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm not a lot of female mailmen. Here's a cruise
around the neighbor carriers.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Sorry, you're so progressive, So okay, whatever. So we got
the tag and then I was like, oh, that's a thing.
I didn't even think about it. Are bad. I'm so sorry.
And then ever since then, we basically trim the hedge.
So bush, I trim my bush. So there's a little cutout.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I can't find that okay, squat shut up.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
So there's a little cutout so the maleman can find
the slot. And then all of a sudden, we noticed,
starting about a month ago, broken branches, but like broken
to the point where they're like hanging there. They're not disconnected,
but they're now hanging there and dead. And I thought, well,
that's really odd. But then it's escalated in the last

(07:55):
couple of weeks. We're literally broken off. Pieces of branches
have been thrown over the fence into our courtyard. Yes, okay,
so clearly the trim job I'm doing I'm a bush
isn't satisfied the mailman. But I think this is ridiculous,
so I want to complain to I don't know, the

(08:17):
Postmaster General or whatever. I don't know that is, but
it sounds like it's this guy's boss.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You have a does your ring cam? See don't you
have a ring cam?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
But it's flush.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's in the fence, so it's flush with the mail box,
so you can only.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
See his shoulder and then spitting on stuff I need.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
So I knew we were going to mention it, so
I took a picture yesterday and you can I have
two pictures from two angles. One you see when you're
walking up to it, where you would there's enough space
for a seven foot tall human to put mail in there.
But if you look at it directly straight on from
the street in the second picture, you do see it's

(09:00):
obscured a little bit. But that's the.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Point where do I see this picture.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
On my blog rock one of five three dot com
Sky's blog, and you will see the two pictures. They
are the one from the side angle where the mailman
walks up where there's plenty of room.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And I'm assuming that there's plenty of room because he
broke all his branches trim.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
No, this is my trimming that I did this past
weekend when I found.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Another aggressive broken. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I mean it has beautiful orange flowers on it when
it flowers, I mean that's great.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
But I mean, if I was a mailman, I have
to deal with this crap every day.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Deal with It's not like no one else on the
block probably has.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
You don't need a machete, like you're going to the
rate for it.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
It's like you're in the It's not like that at all.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
To trim this bush. And we have been and it
is clearly not trimmed his liking. And he's got to
do a job here, and you're making it tougher for him.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm not I don't know what, Like, why does he
think he needs to poke his head through the middle
of the bush to get to our mailbox? If you
can't ask you if you go from the side, which
is the way you walk up, you can't even walk
up straight, because that's.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
A little is it's a little ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Every day this guy walks up to this house and goes.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I think it's insane.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Do you talk to him? No? But I think, thank god, he.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Comes around ten am, so I'm not home.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Doesn't talk, he's booz hiding.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
But I think it's insane for a government employee to
come on my property and start ripping bushes out.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
He's trying to do his job. He can't do his job.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
He can't do his job. Look at the photo, there's
plenty of rooms ridiculous get in there.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Are you sure it's even him and not just one
of your other neighbors that doesn't like you.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Sense guy's got to go through the rainforest, cafe everything.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
It is not like that.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
I believe it's this guy's issue.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Bush is always a problem. Yeah right it for some shots.
Today is National Tequilia Day.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Tequila Day. That's a good one, baby, So on National
Tequila Day, this is special. Yeah, this is a good,
good one. You guys remember back in the day, you know,
when we were young and dumb and we just start drinking.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Kind of stuff will we drinking now? Normally doesn't weigh
in too much because you guys in recovery doesn't have
any opinions about drinking. But you can weigh in on
this because when you were drinking back in the day,
you were like seventeen, and so you probably weren't drinking
the highest end of liquor.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I was drinking Bush beer obviously Bush Budweiser, and then
Natty Ice, Natty Ice the best and then pop Off.
There you go. I made the made the run to
pop Off, which was like which is like five bucks
for a handle, it's like plastic. I mixed that with

(12:12):
like gatorade or juice and just pound that. And then
also I would drink. As I got older, and which
was like two years later and I had no money,
I started drinking Newcastle. I don't know why, but I remember,
I liked I liked the taste. It was more expensive.
I had no money too, but but mainly it was

(12:34):
just crap that I was drinking.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well that's sort of the point, is that when you're younger,
you don't know any better. You're just trying to get drunk.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I legitimately liked Bush.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, so you'll go, you know, Boons Farm, Yes, you know,
you'll go.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I used to because it was like Mickey's Little Grenades, yeah,
or moose Head, the.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Awful I hold. The forties I liked because they were
like two bucks for a forty, and you just get
two when you'd be straight.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, you wouldn't be No, that's not at all point.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, so you didn't know any better.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, I really thought I was high class drinking gold
Schlugger because it has flakes of gold in it.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I mean how I thought like gold slagger was always
a step up from Yeger. Yes, I was like, well
it's jager, you bomb's cool. But then somebody break out
the gold Slogger and you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
This is that kind of potty. Yeah, let us do this, Yes,
here you go.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
And of course you would always have some sort of
handle of cheap tequila there too, Yes, but it's it
have to be cheap. I wasn't until I was in
my I want to say, the most late twenties that
I figured out, Oh, like, high end tequila is so
much better than like a quervo or something like that,
you know. I mean it was like where you could

(13:57):
actually drink it and sip it and go, oh this
is nice. Yeah, I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
No, I didn't even learn that until the last like
handful of years.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Do you want to know who taught me about tequila?
This is the most random thing ever. Uh UFC former
UFC Heavyweight Champion steep A Miocic.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh what.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
We were in Las Vegas for a UFC broadcast and
step A came on our show and couldn't have been nicer.
And he was in his like partying years and very
you know, he's young, and it was before he was champion,
and we decided to start hanging out.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
He goes.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
He asked me if I wanted to party, and I
was like, hell, yeah, let's go. So after broadcast we
met up at a bar and we're hanging out and
he introduced me to like this high end tequila and
he goes, no, dude, seriously, try this. It'll change your
whole life on tequila.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
And it did.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
And I was like, holy count, did tell you?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yes? Like we said, but then we were, you know,
we got a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, he's a guy you want to get drunk with
because if anybody messes with you, I got the heavyweight champion, right,
you're yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty straight. Yeah, so yeah,
there is a difference in booze and quality of booze.
I'll never forget the first time I ever got really shmammered,
like blackout drunk for the first time. I think I
was like sixteen. I had a handle of wild turkey.

(15:13):
Oh no, and I didn't know what I was doing,
but I mean he was like it was a handle
and was at a friend's house and so they gave
it to me and I drank the whole thing. And
I mean, I don't remember anything about the night, nothing,
but I just I'll never drink wild turkey again in
my life.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Two times I got like that. One was I drink
three forties of sane It's God, and I got into
a fight and lost. I took my off and my
belt to fight, and then my pants fell down. Start
being this guy john like, and apparently I went number

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one in front of his girlfriend and that bothered him.
So we were going we were gonna fight, and then
I took my because I had I had timberlands on
anyone get scuffed, So I took him off and took
my belt off. One pants fell down, and I fell
and my head smashed against the car.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I couldn't phones.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I know. The other time, me and my buddy share
a bottle of Johnny Red right before right before Thanksgiving,
and I got hammered drunk and throw up on myself
in front of a girl I was trying to make
out with it. And then the next day was Thanksgiving
and I was hungover. I couldn't eat. That's the worst
part of that was the worst part of the story.
That was the worst part. I couldn't even watch ESPN

(16:30):
because the ticker was making the nauseous.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You know what I mean, what was your goat? You
drink that then?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I mean back then, like that alcohol.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Alcohol.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
It's not funny to me. It was like we were
big with forties.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Drink you drink the forties, Yeah, you drink the forty
And then you would take the empty glass and smash
it over a troll that you could take down.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I don't think that happened.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You would see if you could beat forty trolls before
you could finish the foe.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
That wasn't a game.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That wasn't a game.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Ye never did that.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, there's a cutter.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Was a cutter.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
It was a cutter. Now it's been forty chick.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
And then as I got older, when I did start
drinking wine early twenties, I thought I was classy when
I would drink two buck chuck from Trader Joe's and
just like two buck chuck, it's the girl, you know,
like just not good, not.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Good wine, but wine it was.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
But it was wine, high class bitch.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
And then the druggists I evergot was off gin and
I will never touch it again.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Really like I was.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I was like eighteen years old and I drank a
bottle of gin and I was it.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Was like your aunts and her secret stash or something.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
No, but we did used to take vodka out of
my mom's walk my mom's in my mom's liquor cabinet
and we would put water in it, like she doesn't
know better.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
And I never move.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
My grandma loved dirty Martini's, and so I'll never forget
when she came over for dinner one night asked for martini.
I was, oh, oh god, no, my grandma's tasting this
doesn't taste well. And my mom took a sip of it,
and obviously it was like water busted for that.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Damn yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
So, uh, first off was boonze farm, you know, because
I'm classy, I'm drinking wine, you guys, very very classy.
And then I will one of the sickest times I've.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Ever had when you came in this work that day
and then you had to leave right because.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's not booze, that's.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Champagne.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
I drank.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
So no.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I was a freshman at cal State San Marcos and
thank you. And we decided, some of the kids who
are all living ougers, we decided for like the weekend,
we were going to go camping Carlsbad, that like one
campground that's like legit right off the freeway, and we
were gonna make jello shots. But we didn't know how

(18:56):
much vodka to put in, so we bought a handle
of si off and just dumped the whole thing to
the point where it wouldn't even congeal because there was
so much booze. So we just took spoons and started
spooning it. I haven't never read.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah it was real colors.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, definitely colors.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Was this before after you guys went to Bible study?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Okay, can you shut up? This was college that was
oh silly?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yellow shots, Well, they have the rankings of the booze
on National Tequila Day that we used to drink before
we knew better.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, of course there's a lot of stuff out there,
but these are the ones that came in top ten.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Number ten fireball.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
See, I don't have a problem fireball, even though you're
so fat. I mean, I don't really like that cinnamony
type shot too harsh. I prefer their fruity shot. But
I mean I'll do a fire If you put a
fireball in front of me, I'm still drinking it.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I prefer a fruity shot. You heard me.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You heard me, right, I said the fireball, By the way,
it was too harsh.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Number nine drink you drank before you knew any better?
Was a forty whatever I love.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Should be I thought I was so keep it in
the bag. Yeah, I hold the neck.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I still have a ton of them because I
pour one out from think about every day.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
So you still stalk up?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I have to drinking saying are oldie? Normally oldie?
That was the way to get yeah, pouring one out
for Biggie, Alex Trebek, Eddie van Halen, Chris corn.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Favorite, Yeah goodman.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
That he did make list right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Judge, judge think about him every day? Wow? Wow, no
messing about?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Oh no, do you say that when you pour.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Outs if Bruno? God forbid? Hey, don't need you put
that thing about him ey day? Don't you put that
in the universe? Sorry? Sorry, that was crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
The number eight booze we would drink before we knew
any better was gold Schlogger. Number seven goes to any
flavor of schnapps.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
My dad was a big schnapps guy, apricot Oi. Wow,
it was all different. He had all the flavors. AM
just getting after it, dude, we had a full barn issue.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Number six goes to malible rum.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Cooking rum is the best.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
What do you mixing it at home?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
You can make penis a baby breeze stop it all
the time. Wow, just a pineapple juice and and coconut rum.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's an afternoon.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Cae't with you right now.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Number five goes to Yagermeister.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I always love you.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
He still likes it. Yeah, Edie loves no.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I could do a Jaeger bomb right now. Let's go afteen,
you said, Jamie to the.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Store, Jamie, let's go. We're in. Okay, it might be
too heavy form the guy weighs eight pounds. I don't
think he's of aged either.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh yeah, fourteen. What is your drink of choice, Jamie?
Right now at twenty two years.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Old, Captain Coke can hang.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Captain Coke and then together.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Your bomb.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, okay, Hi, all right? Number four booze. We drank
before we knew any better. Smearing off ice.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh, I like smear off ice, but I gotta be
the flavored ones. I don't have no plane.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
But then, but like high school, though you had a
flavor smear all your friend would be funy.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Well true, so you had to hide it.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Bro, You're fine.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Number three goes to Jose Quervo on National Tequila Day.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Number two gets a bad rap. I still don't if
I'm making I have no problem don't judge me.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah. I tried to serve shots of Jose Quervo once
to all the Hispanic cooks that I worked with at
a restaurant, thinking like, why are you so? I had?
I had. I was twenty one years old, had a
housewarming party because I just bought my first condo. Invited
everyone from the restaurant, and I'm like, oh, the cooks

(23:42):
are gonna love this. I bought Jose well because I
knew they like to drink tequila. I just knew nothing
about booze, so I bought Mexicans. I bought a bottle
of Jose Quervo.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
And do you give everyone many sombreros when they walked in? No,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I put a shot in front of everybody and they
all looked at me like.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
I don't want to drink that. That's no, No, that's
not good tequila.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
So hey, guys, have got Taco bell for you.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay, I mean it was literally the equivalent of that,
because it's like Taco's right. Number two boons Farm is
what we were drinking before you.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Number one.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Number one goes to Mad Dog twice.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Let's go there. You go enjoy your tequila day.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I guess there is a big debate going on the
internet right now, and it is all about how somebody
got asked out. Some say super weird, kind of creepy
to be honest, some say, oh romantic. Well, we're gonna
have to figure this out.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah. So this gal shared her story because she wanted
to know, like, is this cool? Are you allowed to
do this? Is this romantic? Is this creepy? And oh
my gosh, the internet has feelings. So she was recently
coming back from a trip and she had checked her
bag and it turns out the luggage took a little
while and then there was some sort of like blockage

(25:09):
where like an employee had to come out. I don't know, like,
you know, the conveyor belt thing. I don't know if
it got blocked or if it just like malfunction, But
so like an employee comes out, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Great.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
So she finally gets her bag. It takes a little
extra while, which god knows we all hate at the
end of the trips, but takes a lot extra while.
She finally gets home. Cool. Great. As soon as she
gets home, she gets a text from a guy named Nate,
and Nate says, quote, I saw you and thought you
were so beautiful that I had to find a way

(25:42):
to talk to you. I work as a baggage handler
at the airport and saw you there. I promise this
isn't as weird as it seems. Will you give a
guy a chance? And that is when she realizes and
puts together and then like or confirms with him that

(26:02):
he saw her and somehow connected her bag to her
and was able to get her phone number somehow off
the luggage tag and reached out to her.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
How did he know that was her bag?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I don't know if he saw yeah, I don't know
if he maybe, I don't know if he knew like
what flight she was on. I don't know how he
connected the dots to her in the bag, but he
did somehow, and he works at the airport with the luggage,
got the number off the tag and texted her to
ask her out and see if she will quote give

(26:38):
a guy a chance. And so this guy wants to know,
first of all, like our employees allowed to do that?
Is that a thing like if you if you get
a door dash order? Or is that guy allowed to
text you?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Like where's to stop him from you know, getting her address.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, whatever on that luggage or information or wherever you work.
So lots of people say creepy as hell, like run stalker,
creep Oh, how many chicks has he done this with?

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Playing the odds game?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
And then on the other side, people say this is romantic,
this is going the extra mile, This is him putting
in effort, and you should give him a chance.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Let me say something here. Oh, just because you see
something in the movies doesn't mean you should do it.
Tell you a little story. Okay, there was a guy
whose girlfriend left him and he decided to fly across
the country. Oh no, not this story. This is sad.
This is a sad story, and not tell anybody. She

(27:47):
had hit him up a few times, kind of let
him on a little bit, a lot of it, so
he didn't think he was doing anything crazy. But he
saw it in movies. And when he got there, she said,
what are you doing here? I don't love you?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Oh not so sweet?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Went the extra mile, put in the effort?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
No, oh, kind of creepy. I wouldn't say it was creepy.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Across the country. I mean it's like stucker ishue.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
But you thought it works in the movies. It does always,
so point being, just because you see it in the
movies doesn't mean you should do it. Because this is
as creepy as it gets. Even if he doesn't mean
it's creepy and he could be a nice guy, it's
just a weird thing to do. Man, Here's what I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
You saw her, thought she was beautiful, so much so
that you went the extra mile to get the phone number.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, why not go up to her? That's it?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, you go up to her and say, hey, hi.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
I don't know if that's a skill myn nate that
people have today.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
True, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's tougher, But you, I think, have a better chance
with this girl face to face than you do with
this creep o text.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Well, yeah, I agree with you. It gets rid of
the creep o factor. But this guy, yeah, oh, throw
bags around.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're really pretty.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Coffee here you go. Also, also, I wouldn't have texted.
He should have called.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, this is.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
You watch movies.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah you are, Yeah, you don't do you love this?
Here's the deal.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh, it depends on how hot he is.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
If he's hot, If he's.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Hot, and like cute and I actually would want to
date him. Then this isn't creepy to me, Like it's odd.
I get you, I get that it's odd.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
You realize how shallow that it's disgusting if a man
were to say this, if a man were to say.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
This all the time, a total hot shootout.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
And this is the girl, the girl version of that.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
He's you're so vapid.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Not my type, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
We're more than just a piece of meat. He's not Hey,
we have personalities. Yeah, eyes up here.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Thank you what we're doing. When I was dating, it
was all about intelligence.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Thank you, emotional intelligence for me.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, gauys, you're literally smoking because you're burning.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Catching on fire?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Right, disagree?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah? Uh so. Honestly, the guy's my type and like
I'd be actually interested in dating him when I talked
to him for a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
He's a baggage handler at the airport. He's your type.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
So you're you're trying to.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Shot you like kind of guys to get dirty hands
and get.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
There, you know, not a rich guy type.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
That's not my This wasn't an insult, yeah, sope, And
if he was good looking. I'm not love with him.
If he was good looking and he reached out, then
it would change the way I thought about this whole situation.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Do you ask for him to send yeah picture?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Because like, how do you know?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I'd say, I don't remember you know which one you were?
Can you send me a picture?

Speaker 5 (31:07):
La?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
I don't think I dropped.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Maybe asked for an Instagram page so that I could
check all all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't know. You're the creep now not hot?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Are we upset? Do we complain to the company or.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
You know, I just say say this is you know,
I'm actually not This isn't.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Just how that happened to you? Get girls number? You're
all excited. That's the wrong number? Yeah, look at her
and she's smiling, smile, smiling.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
It's a good point, this guy. When you brought up
the like delivery drivers, if you I don't know, have
a Starbucks app or whatever, get numbers totally about anywhere,
which you're not really thinking about that your number is
exposed like all those employees, and you get a text
from that.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I don't think that's cool.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
It has a violation in honesty.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I can't get it's too much.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Okay, I don't know how this hasn't happened yet, but
I do believe at some point a group of scientists
will come in here to study sky because.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
You're not gonna like what they find.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Well, I mean, I can't figure her out. I've known
her for twenty four years.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I can't figure her out. Like currently, right now, she's
sitting in here wearing a sweater, somewhat heavy sweater and
over that is a very heavy like jacket sweater right
and covered in a blanket in the middle of summer.

(32:52):
And you go, oh, Eddie, it's got to be freezing
in your studio.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's been way colder in here before.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yes, that is.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I can't even feel the air, to be honest with you, No.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
It's just neutral right now. I'm in a dress, yes,
and it's just neutrals comfortable.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I mean it could be a little chilly, cooler, yeah,
I agree, it'd be nice. But this this girl over here,
like what is it's a middle.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Summer and that's a thing, like you were saying, that's
like a full on like where winter time with boots.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yes, and which I do.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I walked into our office, and I looked at her
and went, oh, man, like that can't get over that.
That's a real issue, Like aren't you hot in your house?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Putting it onto? I'd just be so hot getting ready.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
And no, so my house is a little warm because
we don't run the ace. But in the bathroom where
I get ready in the morning, we have a skylight,
and so my husband has been leaving that open at night.
So when I've been getting ready the last couple of mornings,
a little chilly in there, little chilly. And so because

(33:59):
the house needs the ventilation, and you know, and he
needs it for like when he's sleeping, Like it feels
good when you're under blankets and a stuffy house to
have that fresh air coming in. Because we you know,
when we designed our house that we re remodeled five
years ago, we didn't really think about airflow. You know,
certain things you don't think of conditioning, You don't really no,

(34:19):
oh yeah, we do, but we don't.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
We don't like to run it.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
So it would have been really smart to put in
windows with screens and and such, so you could do that.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
But anyway, so we got that skyline.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Windows we have so anyone could just pop a window
open and walk right in.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
No, they're like fixed windows, like you can't open them, like.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Like a Vegas hotel. A kind of goes.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
We have like one, two, three windows with screens in
our house, and none of them are in our master bedroom. Yeah,
it must be a fancy thing that I'm not related.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
What do you think because we just wanted we.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Remodeled our house and all of them are just.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
That normally knows that like that, her house looks like
the Circaea.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I just wouldn't want windows I couldn't open. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, yeah, it was choice.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
It was even if it's like the coolest fat ever,
I just I want to open them. It would annoy me.
I'd been trying to open the well.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Just bang your head and when ever go to a hotel. Yeah,
and I'm just like, so we got that going on.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yes, but you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
If you've been listening to the show for any length time,
you know Sky is very prudish, especially you know when
it comes to bedroom stuff. One of her biggest fears
is being watched and like seen Naked, Yes, silence. She
thinks that everybody's always watching her. She's built these giant

(35:51):
hedges all around her property to keep people's eyes out
of her backyard. She always, you know, claims that somebody's
going to be She won't sleep naked ever, because she
thinks that at some point somebody is gonna stare at
her naked. Yes, all these crazy things and all these
crazy thoughts.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Remember here at work, once we did they like remodeled
a bathroom. And then after the construction workers left, there
was some some like little crack or some hole in
the bathroom. Guy was convinced that it was a camera
and they put there. So she put she went in
on her own and put tape over it.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
That is cracked.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, gotta protect you're so concerned about somebody seeing you naked.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yes, yes, and and filming me and putting me on
the internet.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I don't need that filming you and putting you on
the internet, well.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Putting me on the internet. But like selling it to
creepos who want to watch stuff, you know from a site.
You're not going to give this away for free?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Why you don't. I mean there's there's millions of only fans.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Chicks, Oh all of them were we're we're all so
any ay and man too, I mean you sta you
stay in the airbnb, you stay in a hotel, you
you go in a public restroom, we're all at risk.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I don't think we are. But Okay, so she's got
this irrational fear, clearly irrational feeling. But yet I've heard
her say this before and it makes no sense. Sky
in her backyard likes to swim naked.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
I love it, Nody Petuti, nudy patuti.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Emily, I've realized I really dislike bathing suits very Like
a wet bathing suit is so gross, like I gross
like taking it off and then it's all wet and
sloppy like a slug, and then you gotta find a
place to hang it and dry it.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
And I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I don't like anything about it, you know what I mean.
And so if I have the option to not do
that process and go for a nice little swim and
not have to put on the bathing suit and take
off the wet slug and hang it.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
And do you always go one piece? Uh, that's the
only thing that would make sense, because if you were
in two piece, it's not that big.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Of a deal because it's just like a little top
and little bottoms. A two piece in my opinion, is
more work than a one piece. I mean, I guess
it all. It all depends on what you're wearing. Like
if you're wearing a regular swimmer Speedo one piece two piece,
but most girls bathing suits, whether there are a two
piece or one piece, have different straps and it's like that.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Then you put your like that infommercial person who can't
hold the buckets and spilling water everywhere.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
It gets figgured out that it's like tied around her neck.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, like one hand gets pinned. It's it's a whole thing.
So I don't I don't enjoy any of that process.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Hard time with Bras.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah really yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Uh two days ago put this one on inside out
so you know inside out, well you know they look
it looks very similar and I didn't Haines Bras okay whatever.
So not not a fan of anything suits any anyway
you slice it, just putting it out there, and you

(39:09):
are correct.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
We have designed our backyard.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Even though we failed with putting screens in our house,
we did succeed with creating privacy for our backyard.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
We heard about your poor neighbor, who poor guy, Well,
I mean you moved in five years ago, so construction
has been going on for five years years. Imagine being
a neighbor, I'd be so pissed at this point. Well,
i'd be beyond. It'd be the pissess would be old,
moved out. I'd be And what's crazy is she's all

(39:43):
your neighbor. She's concerned about eye sores and garbage cans
and neighbors doing things. But she's that neighbor. She doesn't
see it though.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I do not see it. Yes, construction has been going
on for five years. But when you have like one
day of work a month.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
But there's everything just there and no odds trucks.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Again, privacy, nobody can see anything, so they don't.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
You don't have trucks pulling on the driveway once a week, no,
like there.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Was one there yesterday, there was one there week before,
had there one one there for like six months? So privacy, bro,
they don't have to see any of that garbage, those
piles of concrete that were there, They didn't have to
see that. So I don't agree to disagree. I think
I'm an amazing neighbor. Yes, the guy behind me disagrees.

(40:33):
He hates my guts has sent me multiple lawyer letters,
hates the hedges we.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Put up in his beautiful view.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Well, I didn't ruin to.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Sit up there.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Retired, he's rarely there. He has a home in northern
California where he's mainly at, but every once in a
while he'll come to There's La Joya home. Nope, he
moved in a year before we did. So they're about
this sa amount of time. And one time when he
was getting mad at us about us planning these hedges,

(41:06):
I told him, Hey, as soon as I get privacy
in my backyard, as soon as you can no longer
see me walking around in my bathing suit. And that's
when he dropped. But I don't want to see you
walking around in your bathing suit. You got me there,
old guy.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
So did you really see it? You say you can't
see me walking around a bathing suit?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah, I said, to the point where maybe I didn't
say like that. I think I said, like, when we
get to the point where I feel no one can
see me walking around in my bathing suit, then I
will trim the hedges and leave them at that level. Okay,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
As a man, when you kind of take that as
like you're you're insinuating that I'm a purvose.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's exactly what I would like. What Yeah, of course,
And of course he would say, I don't want to
suit in your baby suit. It's a really odd thing
to say to somebody.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
And then I think I followed up, well, not you,
anyone in your house. I don't want seeing me.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
The whole is per You just don't know how to
talk to people.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
No, I do not.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
You're a whole family of perfs. So we have achieved
said privacy.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
And now that my daughter has been out of town
this week, yesterday, I want to go in the pool.
And I looked around and considered going back inside to
put my bathing suit on, and I.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Said, no, I will not do that, nor do I
need to do that.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
So I got undressed right there next to the pool,
through my clothes on a piece of outdoor furniture, and
dove red in. And it felt amazing, middle of the day,
middle of the day, swim in my laps.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Lots of breast, lots of breaststroke lots. I'm a side
stroke out.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
So I loved it.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I am excited to now do this every day.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
This week.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I I hate bathing suits. I've realized I hate bathing suits.
And yes, even with all my paranoia and as much
as I know, it makes zero sense because I mean,
you're right, like I mean, I'll barely change my clothes
in a hotel room because I'm so paranoid.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Don't you have an issue even changing in a locker room?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah, I try not to, And I'll like alp and
like the shower stall. I'll like take my clothes off
in the shower stall and like throw them over.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
But in your backyard, fine, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
The only thing I'm concerned about is when you know,
speaking of perverts being out there, what I was thinking.
Sometimes we're we're in a path of small airplanes, and
so every once in a while I see one up
there and I go, damn that for I don't know,

(43:51):
but like people when they fly to the coast, like
the small little planes come.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Back right over your neighbor. Get like I'm gonna take
my drone out and go right over your house. Video
putting on the internet, Well, I won't put on the internet.
I'll dember anonymously and be like, hey, I have video cash.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Get that cash money. I think where Emily was going
where I was concerned. This made more sense your husband,
when you go speaking of perverts, we all immediately went, oh, yeah,
you're referring to your husband.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
You call your neighbor the perfect, but I mean we
know the real perfect, very smart.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
How can he handle this? He can't handle you taking
a shower, let alone, you know, flopping around in your
pool doing breaststrokes.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Uh So yesterday, as I was getting out of the
pool naked, wrapping myself in a towel, he was sitting
outside talking to me about dinner. And that is when
I walked out of the pool and he said.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Was it like Phoebe Kate's and Fast Times at Ridgemond Hut?
Was he doing the Ryan whole thing?

Speaker 6 (45:01):
No, he was not.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Surprisingly, but as we're talking about dinner and I get
out of the pool, he looks at me and he goes,
how about we skip dinner and just go straight to dessert.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Man, it's so smooth.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
And that's when I laugh at him and I go
so taco.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Shop or he is either bea but head like I
can't like does he.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Think does he think like I'm gonna jump on his lap?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Like? What does he think is gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Does he think he's constantly living in a porn lines?
He watches it so much it just gets in there.
And he just asked that's how he speaks.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Does he realize those things are turned off?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I don't think so. I don't think he does.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
So confused, I'd look around and go, what the F
did you just.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
It's such a bad line. It's such a bad line.
So guy naked swimmer, Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
So scientists will come in here at some point to
figure this gal out. I cannot, but I got to
hear what's going on with Emily because apparently Emily is
a little irritated with something that her man Robert wants

(46:14):
to do. And now this has to do with a
birthday present. When's his birthday?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
So that.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
It did pass?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Did you mess something up?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
You had a great birthday. I did not mess anything. Okay, Okay,
he messed everything up?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Right?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Really? I feel really bad for him.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Take it back. You don't know what I go through.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
No, I know what that okay?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Oh man, but it goes both ways.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Really never heard the man raise his voice.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Well, I.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Watch yourself.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I didn't deserve that.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I think you did.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
I think what happened.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Oh so the other day Robert was going through a
junk drawer and he found something, and he found something
and brought it out. Now to guide a backtrack. Every year,
for my birthday, my aunts send over in the mail
a birthday card with the birthday check.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So when did that stop when you're like thirteen, round fourteen.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
At the most, once you're out of high school. Yeah,
maybe maybe still in college, but I don't know when
you're weird when you're forty. No, there's no way still happens. Now.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You tell them, though, please, you don't have to do that.
Please stop.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I have told them that before, but they insist.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
She sounds like this, stop, you don't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Kind of I'll shoot them a text and say thank
you so much.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Oh, I love you. You don't have to do that.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
What if it was like, if it's like a couple
hundred dollars because Emily's family's loaded, I could understand that.
But if it's like fifty bucks, much'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Dollar check, that's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I mean they do it to all of my cousins,
so everybody to get checks. And it's still like a
you know, an actual Hallmark greeting card, stamps address.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I love, open my mailbox up, you love them.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
They're very good at sending it a couple of days
before my birthday, and if it doesn't get there in time,
they're very apologetic.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I'm sure you send them gifts, right, I send birthday texts.
You don't say, they said, that's so wild. They give
you fifty dollars and you don't give them anything for
their birthdays. We that's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
My sister doesn't either, So that doesn't like my.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
If my my grandma Judy still sends me money and
I tell her Grandma stop and I just don't care checks.
But no, I don't because I just she needs the money,
like and and but I send her something for her birthday,
like this year, I bought her something from Amazon that
she liked for her garden. Is she stending meet gifts?

(49:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
It's a whole thing. It's all than it's all fake,
it's all thing.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
And so anyway, so I I get like clockwork, I
get a check for my birthday every year. Wow, and
very thankful. My son read gets a check for his
birthday with a card. It's not a check for him,
it's cash. They just put like a you know, a
twenty in there or forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You get more than he does. That's weird.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
It is.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
It's just the way it is.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Shouldn't male cash.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I love how she's okay with that.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, it's just the way it is.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
And then about I don't know, it wasn't always like this,
but I want to say, about like four or five
years ago, my man Robert started getting a birthday card
and a check in.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
The mid.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Which iiritates me why I'm harkening back to like four
or five years ago when he got the first one,
and I'm like, really, you got one?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I don't know why would.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
He's not crazy, he's not like blood like I get
one because I'm their niece and I'm blood related, you
know what I mean. And I've always gotten a birthday
card from them.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
They treat him like that.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, literally half of.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Me or like a quarter of he's happy for I'm
always kind of like annoyed by it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
There's some reason you're annoyed by it, and you're happy
your son gets less. Wild. It is what it is.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
It is, what it is, all right, And so that's
actually not even really the issue here.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
How is it not the issue?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
That's not the issue, not of what you just say, therapist, excuse.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Rude, that's none of that. It's not that issue. So
that's so that's what's the delio with with the aunts
and the birthday cards and the birthday checks for myself,
Robert and Red. Now, the other day, Robert was going
through his junk drawer.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
And not many junk drawers do you think they.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Have the whole places.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Since our kitchen room model. I've only got one junk drawer.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Like everybody. Everybody has one.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Skuy all right, good for you.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
And so he's going through that drawer, which has like
you know, pens and all this other stuff. And Robert
keeps a lot of his own stuff in there, puts
his wallet in there. It's like other in a junct.
It's a kind of like well, half of a junk
drawer and half like Robert's stuff in there. I don't know,
it's a mishmash.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
She lets him put it. Yeah, he sleeps on a
newspaper and he keeps the stuff in the junk drawers.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
He sleeps in the bed how's the time.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
So he's cleaning out his junk drawer and that's when
he finds a birthday check in there. Not from this
past June, because his birthday, like I said, was June fifth, Yeah,
not from the June, the year before, the June, the
year before twenty twenty two. Finds a birthday check on
my aunt for fifty dollars. Oh, and that's when, well,

(51:53):
he must have put it there forgot to cash it,
and so it's been sitting there ever since. And so
I'm also I told you, I'm annoyed that he even
got the birthday check in the first place.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And it's the same amount as you get, same amount, and.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Guy, yeah, And that's when I suggested row and I go, well, bummer,
you never cash that. You know it's done, is done.
You got to rip that thing up.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Why are you happy about it.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Selfish a little.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Bit, it's wild.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
And that's when Robert tells me that, no, it's fine,
I could still cash this. You're allowed to cash checks
after like a year or two. If it's still a
valid check, you could still go in the bank and
cash it. Yes, Well, and that's what I tell him, No,
you can't halfway because I'm annoyed, but also halfway. I
bet my aunts already forgot about that money, like she

(52:47):
probably you know, you know, older women balanced their check
books and something probably not.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Correct, oh sky Financially on top of it, women.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Find a lot of joy in doing so.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
You still sitt to balance it with paper.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
You don't need to do that.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I got the chick register.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
But you can just go on your check you can
just go on your ass down.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, but how do I know if if.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's really easy it's all How do I know detail?

Speaker 5 (53:09):
How do I know if no, there's still checks out
there outstanding.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, you'll see it on the app. It gets cashed.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I know when it gets cashed. But what if I
spend that money? What if I said you won't because
you know how much is in your I send a
fifty dollars check to Robert and that that check is
still pending, has put.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Down to only fifty bucks in your account. I don't
think you are.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
I don't want about I don't want to bounce that check,
so I'm on top of it.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
So then are you on the side that Robert shouldn't
cash this check? Because I don't think he should he
wants to, so I want him to do it. I would.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
You would? You would like, Oh, I can do I
can go on Amazon and buy some stuff for myself two.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Years he can't, but you can. That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I don't know if I would. I really don't know you.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
You would. I don't think you would.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I think you get that birthday checking, you run to
the bank, So I mean, I don't think that's going
to happen to you.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Well, I do do that.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I mean, I have my phone app. I'll just take
a picture that bad boy right away and deposit I
opened the cart up and take a picture to posit.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Do you take the picture to the bank and shout no?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I don't know. Have you ever used your phone to
depositive check or you always go to the bank. That's
so wild. The fact that you still use checks is weird.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
To excuse me that ATM is very handy.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Wo's crazy. So what I think he should do is
obviously not cash the check and rip it up. And
then I was thinking that he should probably reach out
to my aunts, because I don't think he's ever said, hey,
don't worry about sending me a check anymore.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I think he should kind.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Of do that.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Wait you, I don't. Is it okay for you?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
I feel like you should reach out and say, hey,
I just found this check. I never catched it, and
then also say you don't need to send me a check,
because I don't think he's ever done that the way
I do it, because I do sometimes say hey, you
don't need to show that they insist.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
They insist.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Well they probably insist on him too. Yeah, said that then,
and then she says, also, just next time for Read's birthday,
just give me the money and I'll hand you.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
I would do that, would do that. So so anyway,
that's where we are. That's where we are, and he
wants to check and you're not letting him, and I'm I.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Know, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You think he can cash the check two years later?
What is it? What does it matter?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I just like it screws everything up.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
It's like you again, your aunts aren't hurting for money.
Is be a little different, Like Thor said, his situation
is a little different with his grandma, who is a
little bit, you know, hurting for money. Your aunts, I know,
are not, So who cares. It's not going to affect
their bank account.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
She keeps a good check register that it's already got
two years ago.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Who cares? We have a fake It's called the gift
is annoying. It's annoying. Fifty dollars? What happened to you?
Do you know what happened? Were you as a kid.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
It's definitely weird because it's like they're not married, and
so you would think she would be like, oh, this
is nice.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
This is really the first time Hamley and Haley's family
family bought me like Christmas gifts. It was really cool.
Meant it meant you're like, he wasn't she wasn't annoyed
by it. It wasn't. I was secretly annoyed by Why
would she? Why don't you know when my mom my
mom texted me what does Haley want for Christmas? Or
what is Hailey want for her birthday? My sister does too,
And that's.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Cool part of the family, right, Just everybody acts like Roberts.
You know, I don't know this hero and my family.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
What are you talking about? This hero? You have to
put up with. That's what it is, honestly, that's what
it is. You casting the checks guy.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, I mean, if it's like a family member I'm
super close to. I may mention it to him like, hey,
I just found this. I just want to give you
the heads up.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I'm going to cash it, but it has to be
like a member of your husband's family.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Yeah, so I would do that. But again, if you
if you know, if you're a smart woman like me,
and you keep that check register, I like the fifty
bucks is accounted for.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
It's already, it's not going to.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Let's be honest, Emily's not really worried about that.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
It's not all okay.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
This is more of a bigger issue, a little bit
you don't know. Okay, but you don't know so weird.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
So I would say I'm known for a few things.
A little bit of a nerd love Star Wars stuff,
comic book stuff, those that kind of thing. Big sports
fan as well.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
No, that's true.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I'm a little league coach. You are got that going
on the year. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh wow, thank you for saying that. And I would
say I'm also pretty well known for my love of Christmas.
If I could take a bath with Michael Bublay, I
would excuse me, that's a fact.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Is that your love of just Michael Boublay in general, or.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
What is Michael bublay no for his Christmas?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Michael the Christmasy you?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Now, I do love normal booblet normy.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Like in July you taking a bath with booblet?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, oh, I love this year in July you're gonna
take Does it just have to be the Christmas season?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I mean that's obviously preferable, okay, but any any day
is fine?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
All right?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Okay, I wish I could cook booble and drink the broth.
That's a little weird. That's taken out of context. Cook him, that's.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Taken out of context.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah, that seems.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
There's no way to take it out of context.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
That's a clip.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Okay, Candle, I sniffed that thing, Raw. I feel like
that's taken out of context.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
You said it, yeah, and like you get like passionate
about it at the end, I.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Mean almost almost anger.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
But we know a candle I sniffed that thing, Raw, who.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Like him?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I thought You're going to say Christmas? Sure?

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Does he spell like Christmas?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
So you know, very strong love of Christmas. Some may
say that I may be the biggest fan of Christmas,
but people know some even call me miss Christmas.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I've heard it, which I appreciate. Yea, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Yeah, we do an event here at work with Eddie's
way too early Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah, week before Thanksgiving. Much for mentioning that no sense?
Well it sounds like my true calling is about to happen,
you guys.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Yes, Well, when you think of Christmas and a plethora
of Christmas goodness for you around the holiday.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Season, I think Eddie.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
After you think Eddie, you think the Hallmark Channel. True,
they have made this their bread and butter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I mean, yeah, they might be pissed at Netflix though,
because Netflix is now doing the same exact movies, but
with bigger stars in the game they're getting they're doing
and their movies are just as terrible as the whole
Mark Channel movies. But I like them. But they're movies,
but great, but they're bigger stars. Yeah, Marks all the time.
The Rock Movies actually looks pretty good. It's gonna be
a new Christmas class. I can't wait. Okay, I don't think.

(01:00:25):
I don't think it has the level. Yeah, like Sanna,
It's called Red One. Sanna is like Jacked and he
gets captured and the Rocks. One of the elves has
to save him. I don't know, it's it's the Rock.
Chris Evans is in it. It's like guy J. K. Simmons. Yeah, Sana, Yeah, Sanna.
It's a pretty good cat. Do you ever watch the trailer?

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
It actually looks pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Wow. Well yeah. When it comes to watching Christmas movies
at home and new Christmas movies, it's all about the
Wholemark Channel. They put out forty two different new Chris
Smith's movies last.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Year Alone starring Dean Kine and Melissa Joan Harten.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
No Canvas Cameron, Lindsay Lohan's now on it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
No, she's a Netflix. Yeah, so that you got Jesus
Cameron Homemark.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
What about Joey Lawrence? Where does he fall into this?
Or is it Matthew Lawrence? Both?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I feel like Lawrence Brothers are really Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Oh, I was gonna so Netflix is more of a
Lindsay lohand Jamielee Curtis.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Don't want to ask her?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Come on? Which she is insane?

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
A Christmas movie? Look at it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Oh god, oh god? Okay, focus focus ay Friday to
is a Christmas movie?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
So the people at the Wholemark Channel have just announced
their very first ever reality show and it will be
hosted by Jonathan Bennett. Now most of us know him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Me from Mean Girls, a lot of cooking shows.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
The baking shows and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
But if you're a Hallmark Channel fan, you know him
from the Christmas House, the Christmas House to the holiday s.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
He's a big Hallmark. That's the we're looking for the
wholemalk world.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Well you His new reality show is called Finding Mister Christmas.
They they Eddie, are looking for ten men to compete.
And these ten men have to have two things they love.
Number one Christmas and number two being in front of

(01:02:40):
the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Oh well, come on, what this is crazy, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
The ten men will compete in a series of challenges
that tests their Christmas spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
As you better. It's a different show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
He's strutting in front.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
You better.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
So they will be testing in these challenges your Christmas spirit.
But they will also be testing your presence in front
of the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Because you better work post.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Because the grand prize if you are the winner of
Finding Mister Christmas, you will jumps out of a box.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Is he okay with?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
That's your servant?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Now your total hostage.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Well you've taken by force. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Okay, all right, Well no you don't win, buble, I'm sorry, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
You will win the official title of Mister Christmas, and
you will also be featured in a Hallmark Christmas movie
airing this Christians.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I gotta do this. Wow, come on, guy, all right,
sign me up?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
All right, yeah, but do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I man to coach throwback trivia.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Let's get it going a little throwback trivia trivia questions
from the eighties, nineties, and the two thousands. It is
a random draw who gets to play every week? So
let's pick the players playing this week. Oh, the Z
Man's back. Zeth is in. Zeth is in here, and
he is in this week, and your opponent, Zeth will
be four. Here we go, little guys, game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Game.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
I tried to make it better by saying, guys game,
you don't have to Okay, that's fair, all right. That
means we're gonna start with you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Zeth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Your question is from the eighties, Zeth, who won the
Award for Actor in a Leading Role at the nineteen
eighty eight Oscars. Was it Robin Williams for Good Morning Vietnam,
Marcello Mastrioni for Dark Eyes, Michael Douglas for Wall Street,
Jack Nicholson her Iron Weed, or William Hurt for Broadcast News.

(01:05:04):
Oh Man won Best Actor. I would say, what a year,
but Marcela Master your man, not at all? Okay, don't
know what that is?

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Yeah, complete shot in the dark. That name's fun to say,
So I go with that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Marcel.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
That is in Corra.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
A year for Michael Douglas.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I kind of wanted you to get Marcella appreciated.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Sorry about that, all right? Thor over to you your
questions from the nineties? Thor what is screeches full name
on Saved by the bell?

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Wow e l A.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
She's jumping out of this. It's funny. The first thing
I said that came in my mind was Dustin Diamond.
Oh my god, it's Screeches. Do you know this? I know,
I do it bad. Give me a minute here, Well,

(01:06:05):
we don't have Screach's full name is Reginald Screech.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Take a point away, incorrect, Samuel's powers. Everybody knows everybody
Emily's tattoo.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I just immediately thought Dustin Diamond, and I couldn't get
off of it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
To be that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I'm sorry, Emily's good friends.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
All right over to you, Zeth. We have an audio
clip for you. This is a song from the two thousands,
So you got to give us the name of this
artist or this song title from the two thousands. All right, Zeth,
what is the name of that artist or that song
from the two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
This sounds like a star banger. I missed that era.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Oh what I feel like Emily probably knows this song
just top of my head. No idea, Gavin de Grau.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
No, Gavin de Grau. That is incorrect. That is strange,
all angels.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
I recognize the song, but I couldn't figure that one out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Really for come on, man, Reginald, come on, okay, alright
over to you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Your questions from the eighties? Or what is the name
of Samantha's dream guy in the movie Sixteen Candles?

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
What about these names are getting you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Yeah, bitch, you want a full name? Okay, give first name.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I mean it's kind of go one goes with the yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
I I I'm thinking Jake uh and I'm thinking Jake
the snake. Jake Roberts said. Snake Roberts is that you think.
I think its Jake Robers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
That's incorrect. You were actually clo Wow, dude, Jake Ryan.
Everybody knows Jake Ryan.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Yeah, Jake seemed like the right name, but I just
I would never have gotten damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Over to you, Zeth. Your question is from the nineties. Zeth,
what fashion designer was shot and killed outside of his
home in Miami in nineteen ninety seven? Uh, Johnny Versace,
Zeth says Johanni Vassachi, And you are correct. All right,

(01:08:51):
Over to you, Thor. We have an audio clip for you.
This is a movie from the nineties, so you're gotta
tell us what movie from the nineties. This clip is from.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
None of these attractions already yet, of course. But the
park will open with the basic tour you're about to take,
and then other rides will come on line six or
twelve months after that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Absolutely spectacular design.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Spare no expense, and we can charge anything we want
two thousand a day, ten thousand a day, and people
will pay it. And then there's the merchandise. And I
can Firstonate Donald, this park was not mildicator only for
the super rich.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
All right, Thor, what nineties movie is that clip from
I think it's Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
So I'm gonna say Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
You can go to Jurassic Park. Yeah, you are correct. Wow,
you just scared me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
You would be Is it two world?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Different title? All right, over to you, Ze, we're gonna
stay in the audio realm. It's your favorite category. It's
a song from a movie in the eighties. Everybody, so
you got tell us what eighties movie this song was
featured in? All Right, Zeth, what eighties movie was that

(01:10:05):
song featured in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Every eighties movie?

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
The only two things coming to mind are Miami Vice,
which dud not a movie, and the second thing is
less Than Zero. I don't know if that was a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
From the eighties. I know it was a book. I
don't know if the movie was made in the eighties.
But we're going less than Zero?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Well again, tell you that Lesson Zero was made in
the eighties. But that song was not in that movie.
That was from Risky Business for starting with the drum solo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Wow, thank you, great choice, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Okay, yes it was tumkers me all right, thor your
questions from the two thousands, and we might as well
stick around with in the Air tonight because in the
movie The Hangover, what was ed Helm's character Stu.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
What was his profession dentist?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Oh god, the reaction dentist.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I thought, you're yeah, his body like convulsive crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
And you are correct, it was the dentist. Wow, that
was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Well, I thought, because I thought you said. I thought.
I thought you're gonna go with a Tyson question. I
thought you were gonna I thought you were I thought
you were.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Okay, all right, so Zeff, you need to get this
question right for the game to be tied up, and
your question is from the nineties. All right, seth, hopefully
you watch the show. Finished the lyrics of the opening
theme song to the TV show ani Maniacs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Here we go, Zeth.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
It's time for Animaniacs and we're zany to the max.
So just sit back and relax. Dot dot dot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Nope, Emily, Emily mumbling it to herself, animiacs. Now you
seem like seems like more of a pinky in the brain. Guy. Wow, No,
neither fair enough. You want me to do it again?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Yeah, please.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
It's time for the animaniacs and we're zany to the max,
So sit back and relax.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
And smoke yourself some cracks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
O smoke yourself much. If you are correct, the game
is tied up and will continue. If not, the war
has won. Unfortunately, that is incorrect looking for you'll laugh
till you collapse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Nope. Wow, he was so with that. That means you're
on a hot street. Yeah, you have one again, gra
I took down Sky pretty bad last week. One again.
That's got the new facial hair going on. Looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Last year, Emily, you celebrated your fortieth birthday. Whoa look
at her, It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Four oh U four nextus fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Hey, you don't need to say.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
You decided to have a big party. That's how you
celebrated your fortieth. Yes, any thoughts of doing anything else
other than just a big rager. No, you just had
your kind of heart set on party, live.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Band, and she loves had to have live music.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Remember when she awkwardly stood by herself and swayed back
and forth like a child or I don't want to
relive that moment.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
That's how much she loves the life.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Was the creepiest thing I've ever seen, and I were
very creep out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
And I was I knew people were looking at me
and then I said, you know what, who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yola?

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Screw it?

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Yeah, this is my.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Party and I would enjoy it this way.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
That's what I did this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
It's not your sweet sixteen.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Well, one guy, I guess, has a wife who was
celebrating her fortieth in a few months and has a
little bit of an issue with what she wants to
do for her fortieth. Now again, it's not just having
a party with a live band or anything like that.
This is a little bit more extreme. He wrote us
this email. It says, hey, show, I was hoping to
get your guys thoughts on an issue I'm having with
my wife right now. My wife is turning forty in

(01:14:10):
eight months. Why do I know it's specifically eight months. Well,
after a night of wine with her girlfriends for her
thirty ninth birthday, she came home declaring that she was
going to make a bucket list of forty things she
wants to do before turning forty. I was only kind
of half listening and figured it was stuff like run

(01:14:31):
a marathon or maybe go to wine country crap like that.
Those things are on the list. But there are also
some things on the list that are big like a
cruise to Alaska, a weekend meditation retreat, staying in a
hut on the water, stuff like that. When I pointed
out to my wife that those things are expensive, she

(01:14:53):
said that she was going to be using her private
fun money account that we both have. But then I
also pointed out that we have children and lots of
these things require her for being gone for chunks of time,
including a trip she is looking at that we'll have
her coming home just one day before Christmas. Oh, so
she now says, I'm not being supportive. Am I being

(01:15:16):
in a hole? Or do I have the right to
be a little annoyed and feel she's basically putting her
birthday bucket list before our family. Thanks, that's from.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
P one Dave.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Wow, that's wild. It's a lot of things, forty things
before she's forty. Oh my god, I mean wow, Okay,
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Yeah, these are pretty big things to do, and it
sounds like she wants to do them sort of on
her own, not with her family. Yeah, so she's kind
of ditching her family for her birthday stuff too. Yeah,
that's pretty wild. Yeah, I don't know what do you
think about this, Emily?

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Well, I've done things on my own. I do a
lot of trips with girlfriends. I've stayed at hotels when
we take vacations, and if we're not going anywhere, I've
stayed for a night at you know, like a catamaran
resort or something right here in town. So I am
all for doing things on your own and for yourself
away from your family, But I do also think that

(01:16:11):
there's a certain limit to that. I think that there's
some of those things she could definitely do with her family, Like,
I mean, it's all crazy, she must have tons of money,
but the Alaska Cruz. I think, like there's certain things
I get doing by yourself or maybe just with your girlfriends,
but like doing everything away from them, to me is
a little odd.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
What about just the expense of all the expense of
it all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I don't think that's fair either necessarily to if it's
your joint fun money account.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
I don't think that it sounds like she has a
fun money account. He has a fun money, not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
One account the way I read.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
So, I mean, but what about the so he the
dad has to take care of the kids on them
when she goes on all these different things.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah, I mean, that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
It seems like it's going to be, you know, a
good chunk of time that she's going to be gone
spread out a little bit. But still like that's okay,
he can handle it for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
But there's an extreme.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
If you to me, if you want to do one
big thing for your fortieth go for it. You want
to do it without us and the kids, okay, go ahead.
You want to go on Alaska Cruz with your girlfriends,
be my guest. But I don't understand what you know,
all of a sudden, you want to do forty things
before you're forty, and they all involve kind of pretty
big things that I'm like, no, that's that's not okay, Like, sorry,

(01:17:30):
that's not realistic. We're a family here, we have all
our family dynamics. I'm not going to do everything for
you because you're freaking out that you're turning forty. Sorry,
let's be honest. That's what's happening here. She's freaking out
and she wants to do all these things because all
these things can be done. It doesn't have to happen
in a year's time. That's insane. Ye, that's insanity. And

(01:17:52):
so you are wildly being selfish here, which again, for
a day trip or whatever, that's okay. I support that,
But to do week long trips and do all this
stuff without us, do you even like us anymore? It's
a little offensive and a little selfish or crazy. Yeah,
I don't know what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Thor yeah? I mean she's clearly having a midlife crisis here, right,
and she clearly just wants to do things by herself.
If I was the husband, i'd be more concerned than
when she's out one of these great she's tripped, she's
gonna get piped down by somebody in Alaska, and she
really wants to cheat on the family. That's what I think. Well,
I mean to just have a just to just randomly
start going, I'm gonna do it's funny things and I

(01:18:31):
saw it on TikTok and this other girl did it,
and the other girl's probably single and is a TikTok influencer.
And now I'm gonna go to Cancoon and I'm gonna
go here, and I'm gonna go here. It's like, it's
so selfish to do that when you have a family,
you chose to have a family, you chose to be
with somebody. It's just not right to do that. And
in the same vein, how would you feel if your
husband decided to do that. Yeah, I'm gonna go with

(01:18:52):
the guys. We're going to Vegas, then we're going to Cabo,
and then we're going to Amsterdam. And it's forty things
I want to do before I turned forty. You we're
gonna have a spitting contest. Like it's just like, are
you like, it's just it's just it's honestly, it's yeah, well,
the girl's gonna have hot that's the wife she wants
to have a Oh, without a doubt. It's so selfish

(01:19:15):
on every level. If you if you want to do
a one or two things, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Are you okay with like Eddie said, like doing one
cruise with your girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah, that's cool. I don't care. Like if my wife
wanted to go to Nashville when she turned forty and
then somewhere else, that's great. I don't care. But like
to do something like this is insane. I mean, yeah,
here's an idea, here's the number to a therapist. Talk
to him about turn forty because that's the issue.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Oh my god, my god, let's ask another birthday Divah,
the biggest one I know, but not a spender. So
I don't know, Sky, what are you standing this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
So when you first said it, and if like a
girlfriend first said it to me, I'd be like, oh
my god, what an amazing idea.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
This is Why did you change the way you talk?

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I don't know, because I got like really excited.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Don't normally talk like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
My god, this is so fun like idea. Good for you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Oh yeah, I for you as if she deserves it? Yes,
yes that I mean, why doesn't the guy deserve?

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
But but then if you break down the particulars like
in this email and talk about how you're not going
to be there, like right before Christmas, and you have kids,
I mean, I'm assuming they're younger kids.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
If he cares, why would it matter? Could they could
be grown kids'd be kind of wild.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
You still do holidays with your family no matter what age.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
I guess that's a great point, but I feel like
it's even worse if your kids are little and like
all about it, you know, so, But.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
I guess Eddie's all about it and he's not little anymore, So.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Little Christmas Eddie so I kind of really like what
you said Eddie about you have the rest of your life,
so do your bucket list, but have it be stuff
with your family, a lot more local stuff like things
like that, and then maybe do the one big thing
with your girlfriends or whatever. And then when your kids

(01:20:56):
are older and like they're adults out on their own,
then maybe for your sixtieth that's when you do the
trip to Alaska and the hut on the water or whatever.
So you can still do those at some point, but yeah,
to leave your family for that much, even though I
think it's fun and something i'd see in a rom
calm and I would love if, you know, when if

(01:21:16):
Paltrow did it or something, I don't know. Cameron Diaz, Yeah,
Cameron Diaz, I love it she.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Did a Cameron Diaz or a Kate Winslet move.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Oh, I would.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
Okay, you're just I don't understand what's going on, and
then Jack Black shows up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
When you first said it, I was one hundred percent
in support of this woman. But then the more I
thought about it, I feel like we can maybe scale it,
scale it back to us a little bit, just a
little bit let's do that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
But I'm happy that you were supportive of just even
the one trip any like. That's nice of course.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Yeah, yeah, well, and it should go both ways. Yeah,
for his say, I want to go on a golf
trip to wherever you know, I should be allowed to
do that too, Yes, and absolutely so I I yeah,
as long as it goes both ways, I'm totally fine
with you. But yeah, it seems crazy to me. Did
you guys freak out when you turn forty?

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
I did an alone day. I don't know if you remember.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
I did an entire day by myself at the day spot,
and a lot of people thought that was weird. They're like,
you're not hanging out with your family, you're not hanging
with your friends. But I was getting a little weird
about turning forty, so I did a full spa day
by myself.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
That's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Yeah, I don't know if problem is that I didn't
get weird leading up to forty. I've just been weird
since I turned forty.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Just during the party that I wasn't weird.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
I was just enjoying the live music. You're really good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
You've been weird for like twenty years.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I don't disagree with that, but I've been weirder.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
About my age, specifically about that, specifically when's you're Alaska
Cruz coming up there that I'm sure if Sky is
a sorceress or some sort of wizard, what is a
witch or maybe a witch?

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
I was trying to avoid that word?

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
But what what are we saying right now?

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Well, you have some sort of spell over the two
people that live with you. What do you mean they
always want to be with you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I know, isn't that weird?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Because we can't wait.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Okay, Okay, we don't need to, We don't need to
go there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
But I mean, I enjoy my time with you, but
when it's done, it's done.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Okay, we'll leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Those two people that live with you want to be
with you twenty four to seven.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Yeah, to the no days off.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
No days off, and to the point where they'll fight
in front of me of like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Who gets skytime?

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
Yes, it's really weird. We know, like, oh, well you
got to watch this show with her last night.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Well, I feel like Sky's got in there though, and
made them believe they need her no matter what. But
that's her sorcery skills, you know what I mean like
she's made them believe if you don't, if I'm not here,
nothing can get done.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
That's the witch's brew.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I may it really is it really is? Potions are working.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Yes, yes, they are big sky fans of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Yesterday. They do everything together. Now, whether it be just
the Boo and Sky or whether it just be when
we've heard they go to doctor's appointments together, like in
the same room.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
I don't know which which is weirder, the doctor's appointments
or are like being part of the bubble girls. Oh,
it's all weird. Okay, you know what I mean. I
don't know which's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Yeah, they go to they go to the appointments together.
They go to home depot together.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
They sleep in the same bed. Yeah, well yeah their husband.
Yeah yeah, I was talking me and my daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Okay, that was one night before she went on a
week long trip.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Yesterday in her bed by myself. I couldn't be in
my room. It was just the quietest human now, I know,
I don't miss her musk. That's a weird thing to say.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
The whole thing is weird.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
It was just a quiet room.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Then you do everything with your daughter. Yes,
we do a lot together, a lot friends.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Yes, yes, oh done, replace me to figure out she said,
oh yeah, yeah yeah, whether you know she needs something
and run into the store, or she wants a trip
to the aquarium, or we just boba run.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Then you're also a thropole because you guys go to
everywhere together as your threesome as well, including just a
family anniversary dinners. Yeah, they do that as a threesome.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yes, yes, we would take our daughter with us and
still sometimes do, depending on if she wants in or not,
to Valentine's dinners, anniversary dinners, all the birthday dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
It doesn't make any sense, but okay, it's a family holiday.
It's not a family holiday, so uh, yesterday it was
one of these days. It doesn't make sense where it
was the three of them going to your daughter's orthodonists depointment.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Well, it was only supposed to be the two of us.
It was just supposed to be me and my daughter.
That's normally who the Orthodonis crew is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
The third wheel get in there well, because you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Know, because when it's when he doesn't see any upside
to him, he's he always busy, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Like, oh, I gotta dig this ditch. It's like you
have to dig a ditch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Honest, A man digging more ditches and trenches in my.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Entire so many trenches up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
There were a lot of trenches dug for electrical, for
plumbing the whole home remodel, get trenching things to the
a d u There was a lot of that that
went on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
And then they just didn't refill the holes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
He's digging the holes and refilling the holes, and then
and then now we're finishing up our landscaping.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
So it's it's running irrigation.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
You have nothing else to do it creating trenches.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Yeah, But at the same time, I war in there.
I call his navy just joming.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Hole right now. But trench yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
I mean, I believe he definitely does work hard on
his projects. But I also do know if there's something
he doesn't want to do or be a part of,
all of a sudden, he's very busy with his project holes.
It's so true. It's so true. Uh So, yesterday Orthodonos
appointment just supposed to be me and my daughter, and

(01:27:15):
then her friend has a birthday coming up. Turns out
one of her besties, her birthday is the same day
as your daughter's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Your birthday doesn't count.

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
No, no, not me, not me.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
I thought you were okay, can you stop? I'm not
the best.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
That's jealous.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Can can we stop?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
So I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Guess she found out that there was a certain specific
thing from Urban Outfitters that her friend really wanted for
her birthday. And so since we were going to the
orthodonist appointment, you know, once you leave the house, since
we're kind of shut ins, once we leave the house,
you have to run all, yes, all the errands. You're
already out, you're already out about, and so you got

(01:28:02):
to run all the errands. Where do you live?

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Do you live in the middle of nowhere? I'll have
to make one trip out for the day.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Well, no, no, I live in the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Right there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
But you know, once you head over to Claremont, you're
over there. You're over there, you know. So we decide, okay,
we're going to go to the mall after the orthodonist appointment,
the mall Fashion Valley. Thanks for asking. And it's right
around dinner time. So my daughter says, well, while we're out,
can we have dinner at the cheesecake factory. She's a

(01:28:33):
big fan of their smoothie Tropical smoothie. So I'm sorry
that and the bread. My daughter doesn't eat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
The smoothie. I don't even know they did smooth it's on.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
The very last page. It's on the very last there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
She literally, because she's such a picky eater like me,
she puts the menu down and she goes, there's nothing
good to eat here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Something literally for every being.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
No planetary. Yesous want you can go around the world,
but this is this is the human I have raised,
you know, with my picky eating. So she says, can
we go to the cheesecake factory? And I'm like, yeah,
of course, why not. We're gonna be a fashioned valley.
It's right there, I mean dinnertime, okay. And then all
of a sudden, like my husband pops out of the

(01:29:20):
fox hole. Yeah, didn't even know he was in there.
And he pops out and he goes, oh, you guys
go to the cheesecake factory. Wow, Yeah, that's the wor mentioned.
My husband obsessed with desserts. So we we all know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I'm getting worried about the guy's health.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Diabetes, isn't his seat?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Worried about it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Oh, I've been worried for a while. Yeah, I've been
worried for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
What he takes in that body, like everything in there
must be clogged up, you know what I mean. So
so he pops out of nowhere cheesecake factory and I'm like, well, yeah,
we're going to the Orthodonyis and then you know, we're
gonna go to the cheesecake factory and then go to
the mall to buy a present for our friend. And
he goes, oh, I like the cheesecake factory. And I'm like, yeah, duh, right,

(01:30:03):
and he goes, well, will you bring me back some cheesecake?
And I say to him, well, you know my policy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
On this policy policy on cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
We've been through this before. Me and my husband have
been together for many years. We've we've done the Cheesecake
Factory song and dance. Here's how it goes. My husband
is obsessed with desserts. He hears I'm going to the.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Cheesecake factory of cheesecakes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
I mean seriously, like he probably dreams about it at night, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
You know, you know the cartoons where the guys at
the end of the conveyor belt and just opens his
mouth and the cheesecakes are pouring in. That's the dream.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
That is the dream.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Yes, every flavor, they all come here, they all come
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
And so he asked if I can bring the cheesecake,
and I like look at him like a well no,
I look at him like, are you new here? This
is not a simple request. We've been through this before. Well,
because here's the thing. When if you go to the
cheesecake factory before you go to the mall, you can
either the mall well I know, I'm sorry, the shop

(01:31:10):
before you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Oh you're eating before you shop?

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Yes, yes, because we got there like around like I
don't know, five twenty, and I knew the cheesecake factory
weight was just going to get longer and longer.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
So let's eat now and then we'll shop back.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
And to be honest with you, inappropriate time for dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Oh, Eddie's early early, because they could have sat down
in seven, six thirty or seven.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
That would have been the other option. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
after we shopped, but no, before we shopped. And so
I explained to my husband, well, I can't put your
piece of cheesecake in the car while we shop. Because
it's yeah, too hot, it's it's not gonna be good
by the time you know that, it gets like a
little oven in there. And so he then wants to

(01:31:50):
know why, because again this has happened multiple times in
the past where I've said no, I will not get
your cheesecake because I don't want to carry a piece
of cheesecake around the mall for two hours as I'm
going into you know, urban outfitters and Claires and all
these like forever twenty mins.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
That is weird to carry food around with you, right,
But yeah, like dinner, right because he well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
No, he would probably like order a burrito or something
at home, like taco shop, and then he would want
me to bring the cheesecake for dessert because he's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Not going to wait, he'd rather not come that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Well, so here's how it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Can you just at the end of the shopping chip
return to cheesecake factory and get a cheesecake?

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
Don't they have a separate counter?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Super easy?

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
No, I'm not going to do that. You're parked over there.
You probably park a cheesecake factory, right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
I parked like kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Like right there. I'm kind of over there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
I get what Eddi's saying, but I'm a sky on
this one. I mean, you're not your fat ass out
of the house and you don't have dinner family, have
dinner with the family.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I'm not going to the Orthodonis. So that's so I'm out.
But then they got to shop with the girls. I'm
totally out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
And then then no cheese. Care you're right, then no
cheese at the end that I can't make a quick wife.
And my wife wanted me to do this, I'd laugh
in her face. Yeah you're coming, you're not coming, Come on, honesty.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
I would really Yes, I've done that many times where
I'm out about I'll make a call, Hey, you guys
want dessert, and I'll swing by Dairy Queen or wherever
Chrumble Cookies and I'll pick up dessert. I got no
problems with that. And if I'm out there, I'm at
the more.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
I think it's more of a principle of like he's
choosing not to go to dinner with the family.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
If it was just dinner, you have a point. But
the fact that you got to go to the Orthodonist
and then shop with the girls, that's what it comes
with that. I have to do that to get cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
That is that is what the family is doing. I'm
not dealing with that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
I'm going to go back into the cheese. Actually, I
was leaning towards what Eddie's saying, but now I'm like, no,
can you imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Getting a burrito and then asking me to get you
a cheesecake is so freaking wild.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
It's just disgusting to have a burrito delivered. It's just
discussing bomb central leave the house.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
It's not happening.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
So I refuse. I I put my foot down like
the and I say, I'm not gonna get you a
piece of damn cheesecake and carry it around for two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
That ain't you gout?

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Thank you seriously. And we've covered this issue before with
cheesecake factory. This isn't the first time. He shouldn't be surprised.
So he's like, I see it on his face, and
he goes, okay, I'll go with you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Wow wow. So he goes with us that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
He's gonna in the waiting room of the orthodonist. Luckily
a quicker appointment, like twenty minutes, just a retainer check. Yeah,
first time back making.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
So we're twenty minutes in the lobby, and then we go,
and then we go and we.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
First and I get what Eddie's saying. I do. I
get both sides. But he's not doing anything else. That's
what That's where I signed this s guy, I am.
It's not like he just got off the job side
or worked nine to five.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
From my point of view, okay, because like I work
all day, you know, I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I don't. That's the last one. Yeah, that's with the girls.
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
And so he finally wants the cheesecake so bad. He agrees, Okay,
we're doing this right, it's incredible. So we said, have
a lovely meal. He goes steak.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Diane, thanks for asking cheeseca.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
I mean it's such a massive plate of steak and
mashed potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
And so of course my dad, she's not that bad boy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
No, well there's mushrooms to those count as veggies, not really,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Because skip skip the bread though, right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Oh you're cute, you're cute. Was there frid zucchini with ranch?

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Of course there was.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
You got an appetite?

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Did you not die? At the end?

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
I got lettuce wraps chicken, let us wrap.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
Take that's right there, they're the let us.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
So so we did the cheesecake to go. He gets
his cheesecake to He didn't want to just eat it
there at the table and start carrying it around.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
He was way too full, like I mean, like, oh,
he probably couldn't help, but he needed to go home
maybe smuggle, you know, open his appetite. And so, okay, great.
He gets his cheesecake to go, and he is carrying
this thing around like you know the yeah, you know
those people like who have like the security guys who
have like briefcases handcuffed to themselves so no one can

(01:36:52):
seal him. He's like that with his cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
I got another question, what flavor? Yeah, the baddest one.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Car say letche Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Of course he was.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
I would be.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
So I'd see somebody carrying around cheesecake at the mall
and and I'd be like, what are you doing? Honestly, well,
because I would shop. I would shop first and then
get food like that, A normal person carrying around food
while you shop is very weird to me.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
I've done this before. I've gone like a lunch or
something and random a couple of stores afterwards.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
It is not they give you a tote bag, but it's.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Just weird seeing somebody carry the fun Yeah, yeah, your
food is out about Usually you realize though you usually
don't see that. You don't see people carry around food
and shop.

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
Yeah, it's not like every persons doing it, but you
get fashion value to see once.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
Yeah, so great, he stoked on his cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
We're walking around out everybody's having urban outfitters find the
gift amazing. And then all of a sudden, the hobby
gets like a text on his phone. He feels it vibrate,
and you know, we're kind of older and he's not
the best with technology and probably needs glasses. And so
I see him with his phone in one hand and
his cheesecake in the other hand, and he's kind of

(01:38:06):
fumbling right, and I'm like, oh god, what's going on here.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
He probably can't even read his phone.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
And so I say, hey, do you want me to
hold your cheesecake for a second, and he said yeah,
So I hold it, yeah, because he's got to check
this text. I'm sure it's super important. And so as
this is happening, we are going down the escalator and
then at the very bottom of the escalator, I'm getting
off and I'm holding the bag, but I cut it

(01:38:33):
a little too tight on the corner of the bottom
of the escalators, and all of a sudden, you hear
the go box go, and the.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
People smashed his cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
The boom looks at me and like, I don't know
if he actually screamed out loud, but it felt like
he screamed out loud, like he had been shot.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
What you basically did, to be honest, and the.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Look on his face is almost like I did it intentionally.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
I actually am looking at you wondering what you're trying
to prove a point here?

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Do even happen?

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Yeah, it seems fishy, you know how.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Sometimes you'll take a corner too quick and like your
thing's moving. Yeah, and you're like, sweater will get caught.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Fine, A baby in my hand, well, a baby. I
was holding that thing very carefully. Baby just said, he's
holding it like a briefcase that's got.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Gold to bloom set And he grabbed out of your
hands and shove his face and the gold container.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Yeah, and then I made a bad move saying it's fine,
it'll taste the same you're such a Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
I hope he went back and bought another one right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Returned it and you returned cheesecase.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
I think he was so sad and defeated at that point.
He just wanted it was his whole first.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Of all purpose in life, that damn cheesecake. And you
ruined it, especially right in front of your bad wasn't all? Oh,
you guys have so many issues married. So this is
pretty wild man. Apparently there is a guy that sort
of made a joke online and you know, didn't take
it very seriously, was like whatever, But a lot of

(01:40:13):
people took it very seriously, so much so that has
now become a booming business for him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
I don't know what inspired this.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
It sounds like the guy was just joking around, and
I guess he had just seen something about a wedding
or a failed marriage or something like that, and so
he did a post and said, Hey, brides, if you
have any doubts or don't want to get married and
don't know how to get out of it, don't worry anymore.
I'll come and object to your wedding. You just need

(01:40:44):
to tell me the time, place and date. So he
posts that silly, silly huh. Next thing, you know, he
starts getting hit up and his post goes viral, and
you know how that goes. Then all of a sudden,
people he doesn't even know are seeing his post and
he's getting d ms of people being like, do you

(01:41:05):
really do this? How much does it cost?

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
What? So he decided, okay, well I'm just gonna throw
it out there and he says, okay, it costs five
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
See immediately went with thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Oh yeah, you gotta go higher.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Well, you got to think it's a wild thing to
throw out there. If you go all right, I'll show
up at your wedding and I'll object and then I'll
ruin it and whatever. That's crazy. That's crazy because you
you actually may it like jumped by family members or friends.
Like it's risky. So you're putting your you know, kind
of life on the line here. And so for five

(01:41:43):
hundred bucks, I don't think i'd be.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Doing That's always sounds like a great movie though, Oh great,
Like they had the Wedding Ringer with Kevin Hart, Crashers,
the wedding crashers, wedding breakers. This would be this would
be great who would start in it? Though?

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Will Will so like we're too old?

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
They were too old? Not but you want a younger guy,
I don't need. I don't need somebody who's younger. I
need somebody who's like like an a hole eFront, stop say.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
That about him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Honestly, Vince Vaughan would be good at this.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Gets there, Yeah, old school Vince.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
I mean the guy could do anything, Okay, you the
guy could do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Anything in top cover and he'd be he'd be great
at this.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
And then and then he finally stops doing it because
one of the bridees falls in love with him. Done well.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Of course he catches feelings and he really has to
do it and it doesn't work, and it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
What a movie?

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Right now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Now? Does this go to theaters or is this a streaming?

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Scott? This is a blockbuster. Who plays the girl though.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Younger.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
He's way too big for her, is way too big?
J oh yuck, No, No somewhere terrible guess, terrible guests.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Emma Watson.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
No, she's not really doing anything anymore. She's a massive star. Yeah,
but she's not really doing anything. Marble Robbie two old
friends too well he's he's like thirty five. How old Marbo?

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I think she's.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Jennifer Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Jennifer law that's a sweet Spot's chops too. She's funny.
That's definitely a netflixer.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
She's not a day guys, just mad she didn't come
up with this great idea.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Yeah you suck, Yeah, I would have pitched the Glen
Powell Yeah what what? How? I don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
You know him?

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
I don't know? Okay, okay, well, wedding breakers.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
I'm glad we worked all that out. And so this
guy I don't remember we're talking about. We're talking about
the real life guy who posted this as a joke
and that starts getting hit up and then says five
hundred bucks right, and then he's actually doing it. Well,
then he realizes people are taking like these chicks aren't messing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
How disgusting is this, by the way, how discussing this?
The poor bastards that are standing up there no clue.
This is completely humiliated.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Tons of ruin ruined in front of your whole family,
tons of money, thousands of dollars wasted because you're a
coward and you can't just say you can't off.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
Definitely a coward.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
All you got to do is say, hey, we can't
get married. Yeah I'm not I can't do it. It sucks.
You're actually gonna do, You're gonna go. This is ten
times worse.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
Get dressed, your family flies into town waste.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Luckily, Glen Powell is that good looking where the guy's
gonna be like, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
I get it. Yeah, so he will come to your
wedding for a five hundred bucks stay and declare that
you are his true love of his life. And she objects,
and then and then the two of you will walk
out together hand in hand. Eh my god, Yes, but
she goes for it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Yes, this is so much worse than breaking it off.
I don't want to see Glen Powell and Kate Hudson do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
This in the movie Love Her.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
That just got crazy, I mean, that just got crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
Well, he has added a fifty dollars per slap charge
just in case somebody slaps him. Somebody, just in case,
So fifty bucks for every slap. And you know, he
says people will tend to get upset, so he had
to put that caveat in. And he says he has
now currently booked out every weekend till the end of

(01:45:58):
the year.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
I can't get over that. Where are you getting married?
He says.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
It's all brides with cold feet who are just too
legit cowardly to be honest that they don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
To do at your wedding, beautiful event down there by
the water. We're all standing up there. If some if
some dude stands up and says, hell, wife, you're my
you're my true love. I'm professing my love for you
right now, and she starts walking towards him.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
What are we doing? Well, I would him, I would
look at my buddy. Well, I look at my buddies,
mainly Louis because he's crazy, and I would never want
to fight Louis, and Louis would take care of it. Dude.
Louis would take care of it. That would be bad
for that, dude. That'd be very bad, risky business. I
don't want to see Glenn Powell and Elizabeth Olsen not

(01:46:50):
mad at it. Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
He's funny enough.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
Not bad?

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Can you stop? I am d being you know, that's
exactly what you're doing. Okay, that's exactly what he typed
in fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
J Lo, this is that's incredible. It's incredible. Now it's
more of a Florence pu Roll dude, Jennifer Lauren. Yeah,
let's thor is pumped.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
Man're very, very excited because later on this evening the
new Eminem album is going to drop. And you're a
super fan, massive tattoo of Eminem. You've been to Detroit
in the spaghetti factory, spaghetti times. Yeah, so you're just

(01:47:38):
a massive fan.

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
Are you a Stan or do you have to be
a weirdo to be a stand?

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I think I'm a stand Okay, Okay, yeah, I mean
I've been listening him since nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Why why would you associate that being weirdo? Well, I
just didn't really know what the weird weirdo?

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
If you're swifty, okay, so it's all Stan is the
original the og. So Stan is like an obsessed fan.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
See the word obsessed is where.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Like that's what swifties are stands.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
Okay, okay, So it's okay to call you a stamp.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
That's well, that's honestly, it's a it's aliment I would
like to be.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
So it's you, your wife, your brother in law. You
guys are like the trio.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
We're pretty eminent cycle. Me and me and her my
brother in law are above my wife. She doesn't get
as deep as we do. Wow, But I mean I
think she understands. She gets like me and me and
my brother in law have been breaking down the track
list and trying to decide what we saw what it is,
But there's hidden features on it. We don't even know
what they are. We're decided who's going to be on it.

(01:48:35):
And I was excited talking to my wife. My wife goes,
I don't get into it like you and Scottie do.
Like she was annoying me. She's better than you, all right,
but I won't talk to you about it. Get out
of the car. Get out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
So this is happening tonight. You guys are gonna listen
to it, freak out this whole thing. Well, because you're
a stand because you're a super fan. There was some
sort of online contest, what what is this.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Has his own radio station called Shade forty five, and
he I saw this random contest yesterday where like they're
giving ten people a chance to go to a listener
party in LA and but it's it's tonight to like
listen to the listen to the album. Okay, so it's tonight.
So I was like, I'll just sign my name.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
Up for this. Kanye will do like listening parties or
con and stuff, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Same as Eminem. I'm not a Kanye fan, yeh. He's
anti Semitic, so yeah, but let's you know people do this. Yeah,
but but so I signed up and last night at
eight thirty, I got an email saying that I got in.
Wait what one of ten people to get so that

(01:49:44):
I immediately think it says now it says in bold letters,
Eminem will not attend. Okay, So I don't know. We
don't know if they're just saying that because they don't
want massive people to show up, or if he's just
actually not going to be there all right. So yeah,
So then I said myself, well, how many people actually
got into this? Is it one of those things where
they say ten people, but they just they do like

(01:50:05):
one hundred and fifty people, you.

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Does everyone actually win? But apparently my brother in law
did the same contest and didn't get any email saying
he got in. So I'm one of the ten people
that got in. But it's in LA and it's tonight
and it starts at nine o'clock. You know you are
working tomorrow, right? Yeah? Oh no, I know, can just
make sure.

Speaker 3 (01:50:23):
But remember if he went to Coachella once and then
came straight, I would come in.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
I wouldn't miss work on Friday. I would come in.
So we thought about flying. My wife is a pilot,
so but we looked at the weather and it's IFR
conditions and she's not IFR. Sorry, it means instruments, So
it means it's gonna be cloudy and the ceiling of
the clouds are gonna be too low, so it's just
too dangerous. She's not certified you have to fly in that,
so we couldn't really fly there, so we'd have to drive,

(01:50:48):
which I don't want to do. Then I asked a
buddy who's a pilot who is IFR certified if he
would fly us, and he said he would, but he's
in Jersey right now. Oh oh no, I know, really
why I say you would?

Speaker 6 (01:51:00):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Percentage wise?

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
On?

Speaker 6 (01:51:02):
Going?

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
Just texted me right now, she's annoyed to me. Why,
oh my god? She just texted me, do we have
more toothbrush for heads? Mind? Phone? The toilet, okay, toilet anyway,
literally the last text I just got do we have
more toothbrooch heads? Mind phone?

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
The okay? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
So she she wants to go. She keep saying. She's saying,
if we don't go, we'll regret it for the rest
of our lives. If he shows up, I've read in
the Reddit threads that he may be on Kimmel tonight,
so being in l A. But I'm like, I don't
know if that's true or not.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
I bring up a couple of points. I bring up
a couple of points ahead. Do you remember, let's harken
back to the movie premiere that you decided to not
go to around Comic Con Tine. It was the Rocks movie,
and guess who showed.

Speaker 5 (01:52:03):
Up to the screening.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Thor decided I'm not going to go, you know, and whatever,
no big deal, whatever the Rock you're one of your
biggest people that you love.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
It was for Hercules, Yeah, that bomb he was there. Yeah,
they showed up to the gas Lamp Theater downtown. Yeah,
he showed up to like five different showings. Thor missed
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Mister, Can I harken back to when you were working
at the sports station and you went down to the
field and Derek Jeter, your favorite player maybe of all time,
came strolling out. You didn't say anything. No, we made
eye contact, but you didn't say and I was like,
I'll talk to him in the clubhouse. We have this

(01:52:47):
ultimate regret that you never said.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Because I went down to the clubhouse and found out
he left the stadium till get an MRI. So you
you didn't bring up Dave Franco.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
That's a whole nother situation during one of our comic
com broadcasts. For some reason, thora is a massive Dave Franco.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
James's brother. It's James Bottom all the time, loved.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
After our comic com broadcast, Thor goes and gets a coffee,
and so we made a point of saying, Frank, yes,
so goes and gets coffee. Sky and I are still
at the broadcast. Guess who comes strolling up and I
guess you. Sky and I met, Yeah, like Franco, and.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
We literally made a joke about how they're going to
see Dave Franco.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
I know you're not, and we did, we did, we did. Like,
So that's three of your biggest heroes you have yet
to meet. Dave Franco is a hero. I think he's
the top fiber. So you're gonna even just don't risk
a chance to not meet your ultimate hero. So that
contest I got in is for another company I won't

(01:53:54):
say the name of, but they're serious about what they do.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
So I want to ask our boss maybe if she
has any insight or knows anybody over there that would
know what's going on, Like I'm trying to get inside
information to see what to see, Like maybe if you'll
be because.

Speaker 3 (01:54:14):
They probably would leak that to anybody anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
I just driving all the way to l A. But
on a Thursday night, what would you do? Oh? I
would cry if I because because basically it's just going
to be. I'm not that impressed with it because we
work in this business. Like I'm in a I'm in
a studio right now. I can listen to the album
here tonight if I want to. It's not a big deal.

(01:54:36):
But so like that doesn't you know what I mean
what I'm impressed with. If he's there, why why would
he be there in l a'clock at night? That just
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
So if he's going to do Kim, excuse me, that's
a rumor.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
That's a rumor.

Speaker 5 (01:54:50):
Well, and Thor think about it this way.

Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
You have already told us that your plan when this
album drops nine pm tonight, midnight East, you were going
to stay up all night and listen to the whole thing.
So you're gonna be up late anyway, and then you
and your wife can talk about it the whole drive
home in the car like he would stay up doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Two hours of sleep and if he doesn't show up,
how miserable w I be?

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
Will go take a nap after work? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
Maybe something.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
I guess we'll find out tomorrow. Decided to go or not?
Eminem right or not or not or not?

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
If anything, will be a call in, and I'll be annoyed.
Why would he call in? It's his own station. That
doesn't mean