FULL SHOW: Best of The Show June 23, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime people, It's showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yes, you're about to experience this show. How do you
like to get down with some real gangsters? With the
ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers s Guy. I'm also not
very brave strong the enforcer. Thor am I negative all
the time? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Do I have issues and dressed in black from head
to toe.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right now.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
So last week we went on our summer vacations. All
of us sort of did different wild things. Thor went
to another country and went to Canada. I had a
time in Vancouver. PC Guy went to Or again. Up
that's a hot spot this time, no doubt. Think everybody's

(01:05):
headed to Orgon right non stop. I went to Hawaii
and Emily decided, in the middle of summer, the hottest
time of the year, decided to go to the sun
Oh basically basically went out to Palm.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Desert hot It was a scorch wow.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It was honestly, when you would walk outside would it
hit you, Like, oh, that's a different kind of it
would hit me. But I needed to I'm not getting
into the whole thing. We don't need to go have
it back and forth. And it wasn't that bad that
the police. I've been there, I know, but I know
when I walk outside, did it hit you? And you're like,

(01:49):
oh my god, like this doesn't even make any sense.
It's so hot.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, correct, it was only one eight, Like that's not hot. No,
I get it, But you keep defending it like it
was the greatest thing the world.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Never I've never said.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You were just about to pay you off?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Can I talk? I was just gonna say it didn't
bother me as much as you would think it would, like,
it didn't frazzle me. I wasn't like hating it.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's all all I did was say, then when you
will walk outide, it hit you in the face, That's
all I said.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I wanted to say it was if it was
twenty degrees cooler, it would be eighty eight still hot. Still,
it was hot.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
It was hot right right, But we liked I did.
I had a fun time.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I mean she's like, actually, she's like, I actually wore jacket, jacket.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's a little chilli for me to listen what I
might be a little upset with you because you get well,
what you did was unacceptable, and I can't believe you
set this off the air flippantly. And I've held it
close to me because I've been waiting for this moment
because it upsets me on another level. One of your terms,

(02:58):
because this I experience this exact thing from other a
holes my vacation. It's an a hole move. I won't
specifically say you are in a hole, but I will
say what you did is in a hole move. What
I am referring is every day I was staying at

(03:21):
a nice resort and they have all kinds of different pools,
you know, they have tons of different pools, lazy rivers,
they have all kinds of different things. Well, every day
I would experience this where we'd go down to the
pool and I'd look around and be like, huh, I'm
here pretty early. I mean it's it's still morning ish,

(03:41):
but every lounge chair is taken, it has stuff on it,
it has towels. Especially the best spots, the ones with
the shade or whatever, like the primo spots, they're all
taking and there's nobody in them.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
The towels are all still folded nice in a sack,
but the back Wait a minute, so.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know what I'm talking about. Going to a resort,
You go to a pool, Like, how how does that
take it? There's I don't see anybody in the pool.
I don't see anybody on the lounge chair. Yeah, how
what is going on here?

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Well?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What people do is they'll go down early, like when
the pool opens, and claim their spot and then.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
They just leave. How is that allowed?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Leave?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Is it? Well?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
The resort I was at said if you do not
it doesn't look like you've been in your chair and
moved your stuff or whatever. Within an hour they will
remove it, stop it, Yes, which I appreciate, but still
for I gotta sit there for an hour and wait
for a chair, Yeah, that's lame.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah. If if I was at a resort paying a
lot of money, and I came down and I saw
a seeing and I found a spot, and I saw
towels sitting there after about twenty minutes, if no towels changed,
I would just get up, take their towels, put them
on the ground, and then sit.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
On the chow.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Really I'm like, if you're not gonna sit in those
chairs for overt twenty minutes, you're not here, you gonna
I'm taking the chairs. The confrontation. Yeah, because I finally,
because I'm gonna be I'm gonna go. You weren't here.
You can't just come down here, put your stuff here,
and bounce like, get out of here. You're not here.
I'm here. If you go complain to the hotel, if
you want to complain, and I would sit there exactly
what I was.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
I wish I had the guts to do that because
last summer we went to Hawaii, the last.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Thing you could do, and there were like there's nothing.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
There were like four hammocks that everybody wanted, but every
single time you'd go, there'd be stuff in them. But
I never saw a person in there. And I had
that thought. But I'm like, I'm like, I don't have
to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
If you do laundry. If if if you're a share
laundry unit and somebody leaves their laundry in there, I
don't want to touch it. But you come back twenty
minutes later and still in there while.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Moving, Guess who does this?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
This doesn't surprise me does this surprise anybody? Does this
surprise anywhere?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
So off the air, Yeah, Emily kind of just again,
just as an aside said, she would wake up in
the morning, first thing, go down, get the primo beach
chair spot, and then bounce And I went, wait what
I couldn't believe.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, she doesn't know. I think. I think the most
surprising thing is that you were surprised by this.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, it's just it's such a bad behavior move.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I mean, duh.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Then it really bothers?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Am I allowed to talk?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Now you can talk? Hey, this is a free space week.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
First of all. To compare it to a laundry thing
where there's only two items, two things to hold is ridiculous.
There as one hundred and fifty pool chairs. And I
woke up. I happened to wake up Saturday morning. I
did it one day. I've never done this before Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Nobody believe nobody. You've always never done this.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I've always thought about doing it, and I've never been
up early enough to do it. I happened to wake
up at seven thirty am, and I went, oh, my gosh, no,
not coming to I'm waking up.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Somebody slapped you awake?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
But he stopped me awake. I got up and had
a coffee, was sitting out what you would smelling salt.
You don't need to do that.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I woke up, got a coffee, was sitting outside and went,
I'm up. I'm the only person up. I'm feeling great.
I'm gonna go walk over. I'm going to walk over
and I'm gonna see what the deals with the pool,
See how crowded it is.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
And I'm claiming your spot, going to put.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Some of our stuff, my beach hat, a couple other
things on four chairs and the perfect, the perfect under
the umbrella spot the front corner of the pool, looking
at the TV that they had outdoors. You know what
you're doing, and I'm saving my spot, and you feel
good about that, and you feel good about that, and
I felt fine about it.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, I have to know how long till you returned?
How long was your stuff an those nights?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, it was like between seven thirty. I ended up
getting there like seven forty five ish.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, let's say I remember. I remember, she's never done
this before.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I never woke up early enough to do it. A
bit jealous of people that have done it.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
So when do we return to actually use the chair.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Set my stuff down, got back to the condo. Everybody
was sort of starting to wake up, where I skipped
into my sister's room and explained to her what I did,
and she was pumped that I did it, and we
were all excited. We had breakfast bagels, just bagels, nothing
crazy like big and at around ten forty five return.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Three hours your stuff would have been on the ground
when I walked to the pool.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I had the assumption or the thought that my stuff
could be moved, and I was going to accept that.
I would not.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
So if you saw somebody in those chairs and your
stuff is on the ground, like you were saying, you
wouldn't be upset.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I would not confrontation, No confrontation. I would have just
been like, what about after an hour to a different
thing after an hour? And if after an hour and
if when I when I did get there, by the way,
the pool was not full by any means. But if
I got there and there was a lot of seats
available like there was, I might be like, hey, I
set my stuff there and see what they said. And
if they fought me, I don't know if I'd get

(09:13):
into a throwdown. About it.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You did give me a throw down once over a parking.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Spot, well, because I was saving it, like you were
the chairs. You were staying his car around.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
What's the difference you were coming back to the difference.
What's the difference? Is anyone else surprised you even had
to save chairs because that anyone was there when it's
one hundred and forty degrees shocking?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I mean there's still people loved it. I think there's
nothing wrong with it. So you do it again, you
stand by everybody does it by the way, like you
know what every if everyone jumped off a bridge, jump
off to.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
God?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, how about that?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
You don't do that though common courtesy.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You get there, you use the chair.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I used the chair, said it all day long, hours later.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But I was there ten yeah, and I'm like, I
want that chair. Yeah, why can I have that chair?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
You snooze and in the same vein I'm moving your stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Wow wow.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
And it's the same kind of thing as justos you
lose to me, Okay, don't you.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Know she depends on how much time passed, depends on
how much.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Time you got the premo spot. You don't care.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I mean i'd be upset about it.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, I'm not caring.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Wow, I can't.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
This is not Cali.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
This is.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
You're telling you this is not cool move. My sister
thought it was fine.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Okay, you're from the Yeah, you're from the same flo
At the end, you love precious and we do like
her more excuse me.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
And she did to get care.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
She was the one locked her ass over there at
seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You wouldn't care. I think the one thing we learned
today is that Emily has never done this before.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Go to people Paradise points it all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
She probably has stuff them. She stuff on a chair
right now. She went there before the show this morning,
put put some towels. I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
I was.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
You know what, this is a non shopping cart returner
type attitude.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Out everybody that was this was non shopping.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
They all cut from the same cloth. I bet, I
bet your mom started this whole fiescouldn't put it by not.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
So this is pretty interesting. We have an email here
written by a p one that has to do with
a little situation they've gotten themselves into with a coworker.
They have a tight friendship with some coworkers, and I
guess there was something it went down. The email says
he show I always hear you guys trying to help

(12:04):
out pe ones with certain issues or situations that they're
going through, and never thought I would have one to ask,
but ask you guys about until now. I am completely
confused on what to do. So I have been married
for three years now and my husband is an awesome guy,
and I am just unsure what to do in this situation.

(12:25):
At my work, my coworkers and I are all pretty
good friends. We all get along great and have fun together,
which is awesome. Last week I went with a bunch
of them to get drinks after work. One day, I
was locked into a sort of a deep convo with
one of my male coworkers who I'm close with. That's
when suddenly he leans in for a kiss.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh oh.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I leaned away from it and, in so many words, say, no,
we can't do that. We're just friends and I'm married.
My coworker then apologized profusely and said it would never
happen again and was so embarrassed. I said, no worries,
and that was that. Things that work since then have
been totally fine, and it has been the same as always.
So my question is should I tell my husband about it?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh, Jim pam situation.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Oh well, I'm so torn but want to do the
right thing. Thanks for any help on this. That's from
p one Jess What to do?

Speaker 5 (13:23):
What to do?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, that's that's a tough one. I don't know. What
do you think, Emily? What would you do in that situation?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Oh God, I was hoping you weren't going to go
to be first. I wanted to hear the room first.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You need to have your own I want to hear
what you would do first.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I mean, nothing actually happened, there was no contact, correct
if he hadn't profusely apologized right after, and things weren't
just fine, And from her email, it's seems like things
haven't been awkward. They had had drinks. It's completely it

(14:04):
should it was inappropriate, But to possibly jeopardize your marriage
over something that essentially doesn't matter, like nothing's going on
between them.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Would Why would it jeopardize your marriage.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Because her husband could take it wrong. Her husband could think, uh,
start a fight now with this guy. I don't know
what kind of guy her husband is. I mean, he
could want to get involved there, so that could ruin
some stuff at the workplace and the way they all
get along. He could be a really massive jealous guy
and this might like light this horrible, like ye, I
don't know. Maybe he won't talk about divorce with her,

(14:37):
not trust her. I don't know. There's a lot of
different directions this could go. So in my opinion, you've
just gotten really sad. I know. I just I don't
think say anything. I don't think he should say anything.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
So you're on the like no harm, no foul.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I think so, And I think if if it, if
something else happens again, then I think we're looking at
some the different Maybe maybe you need to say something
to your husband and say this is making me uncomfortable.
It's an ongoing situation at work, but this doesn't seem ongoing.
Seemed like an isolating as of right now.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
So in this exact scenario, as she described, if that's you,
you're not telling Robert.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh God, I don't. I don't think so. I don't
think so. I know, but I'm scared because if Robert's
listing right now and he hears that at all, he's
going to be mad at Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
But if you have it, I mean, yeah, you didn't
really do this you didn't do this. Is there a
possibility this if the shoe was on the other foot.
A woman leans into Robert. He says, no, would you
want to know about that? Would you you know? Would
it be understandable to say if he was like, yeah,

(15:53):
I'm not going to start an entire fire with all this.
Nothing happened, so why why start this giant thing?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I kind of think I wouldn't want to know if
it's not a thing, if it was an isolated incident,
it's actually not a thing. It'll never happen again. It'll
make my head spin out. And now I'm not gonna
trust him at work where he goes every single day,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
What do you think, skuy I would say for ninety
seven percent of the couples out there, seven Yeah. I
was trying to decide where I was at. I felt
ninety five was a little too much.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Ninety seven percent of the couples. Do you keep this
to yourself?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Yeah, in in my opinion, if.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're by ninety seven, you tell I believe.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
There's three percent of the population who literally does not
have a jealous bone in the body.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Can hear it?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
For what it is, absorb it and accept it. Then
I believe there's the ninety seven percent of us that
even if we aren't extremely jealous, it's still gonna make
us uncomfortable. We're still gonna now have weird feelings when
our partner goes to work every day.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
And they have to go to work every day, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
So you don't want to have them worry when you're
at work every single day, or you then don't want
them to make crappy comments that make you feel bad
about going to work every day when you've done nothing wrong.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
So for the majority of the people, including.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Myself, I think this is something like you said, If
nothing actually happened, if there's no future of anything happening,
if this guy is clear that you are not into this,
then you've handled your business, you've taken care of it,
and there's no need.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
To spin the other person out.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Now let me just say this though, Yes, what if
something happens again and now you've held this from me
and now you've decided to let me know. Okay, Hey, yeah,
this has happened a couple of times now so far,
and you didn't tell me the first time.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, So for me.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
If it happens a second time, that's when we're going
to HR with this number one, And then I would
tell my person like, hey, HRS on it, so like,
no shady business.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
I didn't want to spin you out before I handled it.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
You don't think that would cause an issue that you
didn't tell me the first time it happened.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
In my relationship, No, I don't think so. I think
my husband would hear me and understand, just kind of
like how Emily said, I don't want to know if
the shoes on the other foot, I wouldn't want to.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Know where would that happened to him? He doesn't have
a job right right.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
But like say, like you know when he goes to
Vaughan's once a week, won't I don't know the.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Checker, I don't know. Yeah, so cam girl gets handsy.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
So I would stand by risk worries me that it
could happen again, and then i'd have.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
To tell then.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
I think that's a better option, at least in my
relationship than spinning somebody out over what I think is nothing.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I understand your point that that would be bother me though,
and that would doubly spin me out that you didn't
tell me the first time? Really, yes, that would make
me go, why wouldn't you tell me the first time?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Well, because I didn't want to spin you out.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Now that makes me even feel weirder.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
But you understand how I didn't want to upset you, Like,
why of my my thought process into that?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Probably not?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh okay, probably not ok Because I think if you
were just honest with me the first time, then I
wouldn't think anything weird. I'm a big boy.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
So you like, again, you know, your wife, like the
boo doesn't work, so you know, let's pretend she is working.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
She did, though, and she worked in a very male
dominated field, so.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
You wouldn't feel weird about her going to work.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
You don't think you would ever happen to make a
comment that would make her feel weird about going to work.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I would suck, for sure. Yeah, it would definitely suck,
you know, and I would. But but now if again,
this is in the scenario that if it happens again,
then I would be like, wow, that's like, that's you know,
I wish you would have. You have to displace your
hurt and anger somewhere, and so that's where it would go.

(20:06):
It's not fair, I don't think, but it would go there, Yeah,
you know where you would go. What the heck? Man,
why are you telling me?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
But what if I say to you, I just thought
this was going to happen once and not happened again,
and I thought it was going to blow over completely,
and that's why I didn't tell you.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, it wouldn't lead to like any kind of divorce,
you know, anything like that, or or really a huge mistrust.
But I just have to be honest that this that
feeling would have to go somewhere. And the thought, who,
I can't get mad at the guy because I don't
know him and he's at your work. So immediately, yeah,
you know, you sort of switch your focus and go, well,

(20:43):
what that Why wouldn't you tell me the first time? Yeah,
that's just I think that's a natural response, which isn't great. Yeah,
or what about this situation, you know, when Jim kissed Pam.
You're telling Roy and Pam got divorced.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I mean they got didn't get married. The wedding was
called engaged, and then they started again, and then Pam
thought it'd be a bright idea to tell Roy didn't
work freaked out and tried to fight Jim Dhite got
in there and then it didn't work out. It didn't
work out, and then and then Pam realized, Wow, that
was a mistake. So if you're gonna tell, you need
to tell end up with Jim. That she ended up

(21:16):
with Jim.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
They're both poss poor Roy. He wasn't first, but he changed.
He changed, nice guy Roy. I remember he got d U.
I that's when things started to change. So listen. If
it was if this happened to my wife, I wouldn't

(21:40):
want to know because I would want to fight the
guy that tried to kiss her. And I'd be like,
because I trust my wife, so I know she wouldn't
cheat on me, but I'd want to. I'd be annoyed
that the guy knows that she's married and tried to
make it her. But if this happened to me, I
would tell her because if I didn't because if I told,
I know, Emily's looking like I'm lying. But if because
if I because if it happened again and I didn't

(22:03):
tell her, it would be worse. That's that's that's where
I'd be at. I'd be like, listen, it sucks it's
it sucks that this person just put me in this
situation because now if I don't tell her is.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Like like as I am to your wife's jealous too.
I could see her coming into my whole thing with that.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
No, it would be more of she'd be mad at
me and wouldn't want to talk to me and that,
and it would suck.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
But I feel like, but you're going to fall on
that sword now.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because if if it happens again and I'm like, hey,
you know, I have a guy trying to make out
with me for a second time and I'm just I
don't know what to say again.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Then it's like, then it was an accident.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I know my wife. Yeah, I know my wife, and
she'll be pissed I didn't tell her the first time,
it would be worse. So honestly, it's a terrible situation
because it's not fair doing anything. I didn't do anything wrong.
Sky just keeps trying to make out with me. It's
not me, it's crazy. That was an accidental flash.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Good luck, Jess. That's not great, not a great spot.
So I've mentioned this before. My kids will do a
little bit of acting from time to time. You know,
my son has actually been in a couple of kind
of cool things. He was in an episode of West World.
He's done a couple of big, you know, commercial stuff

(23:23):
and things like that. My daughter was in a commercial
for the San Diego Zoo. Was cool, you know, nothing
like major, and he wasn't like, you know, these are
like major speaking parts or anything like that. But you know,
it's it is definitely cool. Like the audition process is wild,
you know, stuff like that, and so it's it's something
that my wife is really behind. She's really enjoyed that

(23:45):
whole thing, and she has become their mamager.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
We got a Chris Jenner situation.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I wouldn't say that. I don't know that she's completely
pouring them out. She's putting out sex tapes. She's definitely well, yes,
she's a parent, so she kind of has to be
and she gets in there. There there's like websites for
pastings and things like that. We have an agent, you know,
they actually have an agent, which is really wild. He's

(24:15):
done some cool things. They also do a little bit
of modeling things like that. So it's it's been interesting.
And I've always sort of been on the outside looking
in and I've always sort of just said, hey, listen,
as long as they enjoy it, as long as they're
having fun, then cool. As long as doesn't really affect
their school cool. I just don't You don't want a
situation where you know, these.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
On your hands, right, any of the corries.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want that. And so so far
it's been fun. It's been cool. You know, it comes
in waves, you know, a lot of like where you
won't hear anything for a long time, and then all
of a sudden you'll get all these different auditions and
offers and things like that, which is pretty crazy. And
so so one of the things that the agent, their
agent suggested is you need to update your head shots,

(25:07):
so you know, like you know, these casting directors they
look at the headshot and they go, okay, well, I'm
looking for a certain look. I'm looking for a certain thing,
and if you don't fit it, if you know it's
the headshot's two years old, my son has a completely
different hairstyle, then it's like, oh okay, they'll just toss it.
They won't even even consider you. It doesn't matter if
you're the next, you know, best actor in the world

(25:30):
that could be, or the next boner from growing pains.
You don't want that.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And so.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
So they say a time to update your headshots. Got
to do this. Well somehow and I still don't even
know the story. I don't know how this happened. My
wife got a hold of somebody who there this photographer
is like a Hollywood headshot elite, and I guess they
were coming down to San Diego and we're availab and

(26:00):
so my wife immediately jumps on it and books this person.
And apparently this photographer has taken Zenda's pictures before, done
all these different you know, huge celebrities.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Before and then my kids.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Sounds great.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, so oh that's great.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
So the day of the photo shoot, or actually was
the day before the photo shoot, and me and my
wife were going out to dinner. So we were leaving
and so I ordered up some food for my kids,
and you know, they was like sandwiches. So I got
them ordered up some sandwiches and of course on the
side comes with chips. Oh you have to can have

(26:42):
can have sandwich. Sandwich.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's literally well I mean literallywich.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
It's possible, but not for you.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
So I ordered it up.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
No big deal, it's gonna arrive, you know, Uber eats
or whatever. And so as we were getting ready to
walk out the door, all right, enjoy your meal. We're
gonna go have our food. Peace out. I hear my
wife say something to them, and I was stunned, like,
stop me, dead in my tracks. She goes, oh, hey, uh,
don't forget. Don't eat the chips, Like why can't they

(27:16):
have the chips?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
What do you mean? I don't know what you mean
the sandwich?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's literally impossible. And so I stopped and I turn
around and go why can't I Why can't they have
the chips? She goes, their photo shoot is tomorrow. The
salt No stop it?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (27:35):
What?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Like are we serious?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Like hey, like what are we gonna start buying clothes
a size too small for them so that they start
fitting into it? Like what are we doing? No, we're
not going down this path. They're perfectly fine. The sodium
gonna make a puffy Go, come on, dude, don't do this.
That's horrific.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
I'm shocked.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Come to find out, it wasn't her saying that this
photographer sent like a list of instructions basically for the
photo shoot, like what closed.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
To bring blah blah blah blas.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
And I guess in the instructions it said no salt,
no heavy salt things before the day of the shoot
for that reason.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh no, it was me.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I would have seen that. I would have been like
the kids, what's going to happen? No, I'm not telling that.
But Debra, she's very by the book. Whatever you tell
her something like that, Oh yeah, big time. You think
I'm bad, she sees that she's gonna follow it. Yeah,
that's one of the rules.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
She's gonna follow it.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
That's the instructions.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
So she stood by it and was like no that
he says no salt, they can't have the chips. I'm like, dude,
oh we we can't do that.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
That's no mao, no cheese on the sandwich wrap, lettuce.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
No sugar.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Hey listen.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
If it was on the instructions, she would have done
I would have done it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah. Stunned. Yeah, absolutely stun That's so wild. Now I
get it though, before a big shoot. Yeah, you don't
want to you don't want to have act what do
you even saw?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
You know?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You want to look tight? I got get cut.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I'm sorry my sense twelve.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
You know, I just want to make sure ladies you
know what I'm talking about. I mean, Emily used to
do big shoots all the time. No, those were really Yeah, those.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Were with guys that you're telling photos and they went anywhere.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You're telling me you would do these shoots in those bikinis. Yeah,
in the on those boats under deck, blow deck, blow deck,
and you wouldn't scannon clad you and you want you
were looking for a big time famous I want to
be a playboy. You want to be a playboy, and
you were you were you eating salt before those shoots?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I think I was. I think I was salt. I
don't think I said the day before.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
This is why you didn't get play boy. That Hollywood ruthless. Okay,
Hollywood ruthless.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Why are you talking like you know you never had
a photo shoot in your life.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I'm just saying, hollywoods ruthless.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Below deck a photo shoot?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Has morals at that time you did, at that time
you did at that time you were licking salt off
of body shots. I mean that was that was my assault?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Wasn't my problem? You were also practically Yeah, I didn't
eat much, drink a lot calories and boothtric Thank you,
thank you for saying that.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
But I like the debre gets in there. Man, I
thought that was a little extreme.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
So for the future, have we are?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
We are? We the photo?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
The photos are done, They're taken to eat the chips.
There's questions because did I as I'm walking out tall
Taylor my daughterly if you want.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
To, like aside from dever, you said that as you're
walking out.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Like hey, allegedly an argument between the kids about whether
or not they could eat the chips following Oh yeah,
so I think Jack may have had a couple, you know,
but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I didn't want to the moment changes. He's not allowed
to say anything.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Apparently, this is wild.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
So if there is those kind of rules in the future,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
You gotta follow. I'm not in charge. You got to
follow this kid. This kid's got star written. I don't
know that he rules play the game. You think Glenn
Powell is eating chips before he takes I don't think
not before twisters.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
What that's right?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Is going to be named the People's Sexiest man alive
this year and before that photo shoot.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And are you out of here? If I want to
eat for three days? He probably three days and he
shouldn't joint life. Oh my god, gonna be that famous
about being famous. I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Kid enough to drive through without no planning a getting
what the last card.

Speaker 9 (32:19):
Is?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Guys, sup, I don't know what you're going to get?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yes, Sky's driving through. Surprise, of course, is where Sky
has to eat something that she doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I don't want I don't want to, ready, I don't
want to.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Maybe it's the best, it's the best. Yes, guy is
the bickiest eater of the planet. And so what we
do is we send Jamie two different fast food restaurants
to either drive through or just through a regular restaurant,
and he gets whatever the last person ordered, and he
gets the exact same order, and then Sky's gotta try it.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
We just got back from Agon and I was struggling
there a lot, because you know, clearly fast food places whatever,
but most sit down restaurants in coastal Oregon, they're specialty seafoods.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Seafood, yeah, seafood, oh yeahfood.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
How could you not eat? The seafood out there phenomenal.
How could you not?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
And it's all cold, So all I want is soup,
and so I see it and you like, oh, ask
us about our soup options, and all of them are
like fish, fish, gumbo and.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
A nice Maybe.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I was postal in Vancouver and we went to I
had a lobster roll at eleven thirty in the morning
because I'm like, I'm here, do it. No winning home
for me? No phenomena.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Well, revisiting is where we send Jamie to a spot
that we've been before to see where you get something different,
And this time we send them to a spot that
we go to Sky every week. It is not Thursday, though,
Oh is Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Taco Bell Monday?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Very strange for us?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Wild.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yes, the last time we went to talk about we've
only been there once. First Sky's Drive Through Surprise and
it was in August of twenty nineteen. What that was
a year that was wild? That's pretty cool. Yeah, Yes,
we've been doing this for a long time, so we
only went to talk about the one time. And you
got something that you did not care for. You got

(34:30):
a steak Cassadia breakfast Cassadia. You got a Casa Rito.
I don't even know what that is. And one thing
you did like was the potato soft talk. Oh that's
that's one thing you did like. Yeah, so we sent
Jamie back to talk about this time to see what
you're gonna get.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Because only you say Taco Bell and I get excited.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
But you have like two things that you get there.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, you don't shift around, get.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Your Mexican pizza, no tomatoes, and then you get like
a Taco Supreme and that's a tomatoes. Okay, that's really
where you live. Yeah, there's not you don't really venture
out now, she's pretty basic.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
No, I don't want to your burrito with all the
different stuff. I definitely don't want steak. We did have
an incident once back when Zeth was here when I
didn't specify what kind of meat, and for some reason
he went steak and I go, who goes to Taco
Bell to get steak for you think?

Speaker 6 (35:27):
So I don't think they're a steakhouse.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
So I'm I'm actually pretty nervous, even though I love Tarvis.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Well, I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Like what could what could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Everything?

Speaker 5 (35:41):
I'm really concerned that they now have these weird cheese
it things because the review.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Yeah, and the little funky.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah, because she said it was soggy. You say, because
I got a lot of texture issues.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Soggy.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Definitely. All right, Jamie's coming in. He is bringing you
your taco bell or that's a big bag or taco bell.
What do you got a platter?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
There's there's some weight to it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh, you got to take a bite of every single
thing in that back. I don't want to, but that's
the way that.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Don't be crazy with the bites because we may want
some of that. Oh really, I have like cut it
in half or something. He's been doing this lately.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
He's been getting mad if I touched things too much.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
He really wanted these really handles.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, she handles because I don't want to eat it.
I'm trying to make that.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Okay, here we go. Guys now reaching into the top.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Always is confused to puts her hand to the back
there you go, Oh, what's that?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Okay? Sure, I don't know. We got multiple Okay, I
don't know. This is a big order.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Whoao, please take things out properly?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
No, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (36:54):
I did get mild sauce. I'm a mild sauce, gut
a gal.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
If you didn't know, If you don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Okay, there's two items out that that's it.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Yeah, there's some there's some weight to these items.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Okay, where are you going to go first? Only two items?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
I'm gonna start with this thing that looks I'm assuming
like a casa.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't know, I don't I don't really know.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
I'm trying not to touch it as much as possible.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's pretty big, and it looks like it's kind of cut.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Yeah is it?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
It is?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh? Steaky? I gain, that's crazy?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Why?

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Why?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Why?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Why?

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Ordering this? As I just said, who orders steak?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Apparently a lot of people. Wow, I got I had.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I love Taco Bell, I still be Taco Bell, but
I got that steakcase once it got crazy food poisoning
though for days it was and my wife, my girlfriend
at the time, didn't eat it and I did. I
was so sick. Anyway, let me know how it goes
a story.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
I'm already feeling nauseous.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
That I'm just the odds of it happening. You are slim.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
The odds of her getting a steaks twice.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Steaks cooked?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Okay, Emily, Yeah, was sick. She takes a bite from
the steak. That egg, what is that like a breakfast
honestly that they do have breakfast kiss.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Is or just accidental egg?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That got it?

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Sometimes you get a little extra.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You're not supposed to eat.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
That piece of steak. That's a must how Yeah, yeah,
I figured it out, Sky, But you gotta.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Earlier this morning you said you have anti nausea stuff
for my husband, Like, hopefully you have something for you.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
I mean mild sauce.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
You guys we talk about all the time. You're fine,
it's the same tackle bell. That's a double meat, but
double meat.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
But guy, yeah, mom's mad.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
That's saucy.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Okay, now I'm dripping sauce everywhere.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I take it.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
By breakfast steaks.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Oh yummy, I mean she did.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
She was already making noises before she even like to
taste it.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
This is what makes it more annoying.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
It is so annoying.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
What's wrong with it? Nothing making noises?

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Eat steak a taco bell And then I'm thinking about
your story and my story was years ago?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
I don't know that I tasted. I just tasted a
ton of cheese, and I'm still working my way through.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Don't worry because that food poison didn't hit until a
couple hours later. You've got some time.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It was one of those things where I woke up
in the middle of the night and ran And by
the way, are we even sure it's steak? I don't know,
assuming into stream meets, but it could. There's nothing else.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
It could be.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Okay, all right, what is the other the item here?
I don't know two items to adem combo outside.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
It's toasted breakfast burrito.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
But I didn't even know. I don't even know what
that is. I know that nobody does, saidie weak.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, I thought Taco Bell their breakfast they only had
like the breakfast crunch wrap and like a couple other things.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I didn't I know.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Apparently, what's the problem is Emily doing Why she's going
in a drawer, she's getting a knife.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Why are you getting a knife?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
You don't have to cut the burrito open, get a
good bite. Yeah, you have to get a good bite.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
By the end, you're just getting to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
We don't want that.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I want that.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I know you.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
You don't matter in this.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, go ahead, like oh no, that what has been
that bad. Well, when she cut it, a tomato.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Jumped down, and I do see some sauce on the Oh,
what is it another steak?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
This love steak?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Whatever it was in front of Jamie Love. Why get
that protein? There's so much gross steak breakfast burrito that's pretty.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I know it.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Like I see eggs and I see a lot of tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Good, And there's like sauce to saucy, so a saucy.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
So much sauce.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
It's like swimming in there. You probably love stripping, you'll
probably love it. What kind of sauce is that?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I don't want.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Well, you're gonna eat it, but I don't really care.
All right, Sky, all right, take a bite? Can you?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I feel like I'm gonna go with the other one instead.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, that one corner spot is that's not looking great
for Sky?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
What are we saying?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That one corner?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
That's the tomatoes?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Tomatoes, sauce you get.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
You gotta get a little bit of everything, can we?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Nobody?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Can?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
I mean literally all day, I'm going to be I
don't know what you ate.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I don't know what you ate. I'll be honest with you.
How I antelope.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Brill, I'm eating antelope. Maybe this is not how I
wanted to return handle. Probably that's how I'm protein alright, sky,
but chomp away.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I don't even know if sauce is going to help?

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Do I want more sauce on my sauce? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
I just want to whatever. It's cheesy, weird.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
You put it all the way across, you're eating it.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
You guys, you're a nightmare right now.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
And okay, okay, take a bite. You can. People eat
tomatoes too delightful, Okay, shut up?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay, I don't know you just all right, there you go,
there you go, you crispy.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Someone's a big girl. Something hidden wrong, some hidden her wrong?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Look at Oh? Is it the food?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Five minutes?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Is the antelope?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
She is not happy? Nobody knows?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Now is your kicking in?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Friend?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
What are you struggling with?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Okay? It? Or swallow?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Does your mouth work? Why can't you do that?

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Well?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
She only has like three teeth in there too. A
couple is probably problem.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Chew we meat doesn't work for me? Chew we meet.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
What was the worst part the meat or the sauce
or the tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Or it takes a cold.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
The tomatoes out of the gate.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Delightful, bad start, but.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Then I got to that weird sauce.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
And chewy meat and weird why are you probably why
are you crying?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Stuggle bells making a wonderful back there.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I don't know what that's Definitely.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
There goes our return to talk about did not go
well for you. I'm sorry about that. Apparently thor Is
got a big plan, and I don't know if I
am comfortable with this at all. Crazy Him and Sky
were talking just the other day and Sky was talking about,

(44:20):
you know, her daughter is now in high school. It's
a big deal, it is, And so Sky was talking
about different things going on at the school and things
like that. And one of the big things that your
daughter is going to be doing is of course attending
sporting events at the big Friday night lights high school.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Oh yeah, big football games like the eighth grade class
started going last year, which I was like, oh, you guys,
but I guess because the middle school and the high
school are right next to each other, they were supporting.
So this year she's definitely going to watch the football game. Yeah,
some of her friends are cheerleaders. She wants to support them.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
No, no, not yeah, not really. The center of it
was a cheerleader, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
We're more of a dancer, thank you. Oh yes she
was too. We know, cheerleading squad not as cool as
the dance squad.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
We've covered this already.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yes, and you didn't visit and go to Friday night lights.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
No, he was going to soccer games.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Well what I was a cheerleader. I had to, but
nobody else was there because our team sucked.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
So sorrow high school. Yeah, it's like twenty one Jump
Street in that movie. They go to high school and
everything's backwards.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Yeah yeah yeah so so yes, I was mentioning how
there's already some excitement around the different themes, because like
different games are gonna have themes about.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Like what you wear and stuff like that, and so
you know, Thor and I were talking about that.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yes, got very excited about it. I'm very excited and
has come to the conclusion of what he wants to
start doing.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
So I love football. It's football season. We're here. Oh yeah,
we're here. The Giants have a preseason game. Tomorrow is
the preseason game.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Last night, are you Okay, Oh no, you're feeling at
the end of last year with your Giants squad was
not the best.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I watched her training camp. I don't think they're going
to be a good team. I don't think they're going
to be as bad as I initially thought. Maybe not
four wins, maybe in the six to seven win range,
which still is terrible. But I'm more excited about fantasy football.
I'm more excited about I love college football. I love
watching college football. So that's on Saturdays, and then the
new thing I want to do. Me and my wife

(46:24):
last year we fell in love with Friday Night Lights. Well,
she had already watched she had already watched the show Friday. Sorry,
she watched the TV show Friday Night. It's got me
to watch. YEA, loved it? You kidding me? All hyped up?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
It's clear eyes, full hearts, that's right? The motto was it?
The Dylan Panthers, love It, Love Riggins. I could have done.
I could have done without the paralyzed kid who kind
of ruined the show a little bit. O my god, Yes, yes, yes, yes,

(47:00):
would do that.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
High school.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
You love all right.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Above your head.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
The second season. The second season started off a little
crazy when that one guy got murdered, but trust they
get they run through that storyline real fast. But but yeah,
so we love it. And you know, I didn't know
I would people love going to high school football games.
And where I grew up in New York, we didn't

(47:37):
have Friday night lights. We had it was Saturday day
games because we didn't have lights at the college at
the high school, and my team won the Long Island Championship,
but we didn't have the lights until I was like
a junior in high school. Then they got the lights
and then it became Friday night lights. But so then
me and as a senior in high school, I didn't
play football because I couldn't because my back injury, and
I played baseball. So me and a couple of my

(47:57):
other buddies, all of our friends are on the football team.
So the guys that were just playing baseball or didn't
want to play football, we would go and we would
get hammered before the game and then paint our chest
to spell out Raiders were med Raiders, and then we
would pump up the crowd. It was crazy a blast.
So I feel like the d I wasn't the D.
I was usually I was usually like the A or

(48:19):
the I like being in the middle.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
In the middle, yeah, exactly in the middle.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I was the D.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
I feel like you're getting at something I'm not. Yeah,
I feel like, why would that offend you? I'm sorry.
So we would do that, and then it ended when
my buddy Lambeau was told he couldn't come back to
the games anymore because he was too drunk and he
was riding his bicycle on the field.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Okay, you can't, all right, So I remember, yeah, so
what a good time?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
A blast? Right? And also, you know, I grew up
football isn't it's huge, But the kids out here are
just better. For some reason. I don't know why. People were,
just the athletes out here are just better than where
I grew up. So in New York, we just don't
have a ton of athletes that grow up that come
to the NFL and stuff like that. Out here, it
happens all the time. Reggie Bush, Alex Smith. I feel
like everyone I know that grew up out here and

(49:11):
knows somebody that plays in Major League Baseball don't.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Talk to my buddy beat up about well, he didn't
he didn't go in here, not his fall.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
You didn't make the pros. It's according to I don't
know what he's gonna tell me. You don't want to know.
You don't want to open that can he Hello?

Speaker 7 (49:32):
What?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
That what he said? And center and center. Oh he
is a meteor guy, a little husky.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
So I told my wife I would love to go
to some high school football games. She said, that's weird
because unless you're a scout of a college team and
you don't have a kid and you didn't go, Like
if I would have went to Point Loma, then I
could go. You can go back and go to those games. Yeah,

(50:01):
if I can go back to my old high school
I grew up bat and go to those games because
I'm like, I'm an alumni, you know, but I'm not.
I know nothing about going to go to a game.
That's my wife said. So, uh, my buddy Louis has
a kid who's playing at Mission Bay as a freshman,
and I'm like, oh, I'm going to go. I want
to go, And then I start thinking, why did you

(50:22):
stop there? Eddie's daughter goes to the sophomore in high
school High school. Sky's daughter freshman Yep high school. Why
can't I go with them? The going to the games?
They're going to the game and watch the I can't
hang out with them and go to the game. No,
how about this.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Really already weird and you're going to make it even weird?
How are they going to ask girls? How are they
going to exp let me change what I said?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Teenage girls? You're going to hang out with Yeah, it's
really strange. I just want to go. If people see
me there, I'll go, oh with Taylor? No, no, no,
I'm not even.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Allowed to go.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Well, why can't me and you go to the game.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Football?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
We both mind football. I don't see the issue here.
And on the Sky end of the spectrum, yeah, she's
probably gonna go with the bubble girls anyway, can't I.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Got you know how weird that is?

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Okay, so you would make it even better?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
That is true?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
You got me there.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Sky was telling me, I'm like, September twentieth, they're doing
a redout. I got red clothes.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
No, I think that's the Mission Bay game. Like I
was saying, your buddy's kid's going to be playing on
that day. I don't know if that's also the redout.
So so don't get don't get your red.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Gear out, sad gear.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I don't know why I can't go with Loveland New
a game.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Okay, that's I mean, who is she going to say?

Speaker 8 (51:44):
You are?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
This is the friend of my mom, My mom, don't
I've known both of your kids since they were very
Uncle for wants to no, I don't understand. Yeah, I
mean fourteen to fifty. Really, I just want to go
watch high school football. I don't think that's crazy. Now

(52:06):
reads a year away when he starts going to If
he makes it, I think everyone makes sure.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Hell yeah there. Me would be pumped, actually love it.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
He would pay his chest to you can take your
chest to get I could get hammered.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
I actually it sounds like Emily's riding a bike on
the field.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
She's paying her chest. Wait a minute, so me read
Robert Neville, paint our chest and you're the Lambeau in
this situation. Yes, accurate. That that's a good crew for you.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Wait a year next, wait, wait a year, go to
Helix games.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
You can go with them.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Can I go now with Reid? If we go to
a game, me and Reid, are you taking off my hands?
For the night.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
There there you go read Is this your dad? No,
it's my mom's coworker.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Excuse me? Help?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah twice?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
If you there's a there's apparently there's a kid in
like Carlsbad who like the number one prospect in the
nation for quarterback. Would it be weird if I went
to watch the game? Why he's the number prospect?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
You don't even know who he is.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I can't remember his name, but apparently he's that good?
All right? Why can't I go watch?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Go ahead, Emily, I know you're not a big fan
of sweet.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
No, I don't normally sweet You normally don't.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
That's the most out of all of it.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Nobody eats them every day.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I don't Where do you stand on an ice cream sandwich?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Number? Jam, Really, I'd prefer a little bowl of ice
cream or an ice cream cone. I really like ice
cream Sundays.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
So all forms of ice cream, but not nice You
really like ice cream? If they're normally not your thing,
how could.

Speaker 11 (53:51):
You really like it once in a while? If you
can mean exactly, I don't need them every day. Yeah,
I don't eat ice cream Sunday every day either. Once
in a while, and ice cream Sunday is good. Also,
it's a bull face slashes and ice cream sandwiches. I
think we get all grease. You probably likes ice cream sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
It depends which have a good one, though cookie. I
do like chocolate chip cookies. For my birthday, always get chocolate.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Okay, but chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
That'd be pretty good. But you just said I don't
like ice cream sand When I think ice cream sandwich sometimes,
I was thinking of the ones with the brown the black.
There is a plane leg.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
There is a controversy out there about what is an
ice cream sandwich. Is it the one that Emily is
talking about that's a rectangle.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
And its chocolate sandwiches?

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Or is a cookie sandwich also an ice ice cream?
Some people claim that's a separate category.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
That's a cook People are idiot.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I've never heard of it being called a cookie sandwich
or or a chip witch. That's a that's a uh trademark.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
But it's kind of like Kleenex.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You know.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
People will say clean ex for tissue, people will say
chip witch.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I saw this thing that Today Show had a big
fight about it the other day, and then some guy.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Threw in the person I trust is al, Yeah, you
Carson Will Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
So there is a controversy, but I think most people
except that whether it's a.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Cookie or whether.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
What do they sell it, baked beer.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I think that was a cookie sandwich. There was a
cookie sandwiches. They're not ice cream sands, they're ice cream sandwiches.
I just think that the cookie ice cream sandwich is
just a higher end, better version of the crappy because
lunch ice cream sandwiches used to get in school, the
rectangle one.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
The thing that is in between, you know, the the
ice cream that's in front of that is a cookie
cookie form crappy cookie.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yea, I remember getting those in school.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Description says dessert shop for me to order ice cream sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah, there's no controversies ice sky fighting us. I don't
know there's no controvers.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I didn't say.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
I mean it was on the Today's Show. I don't
think I made it up, and they came to me
like sandwiches. Okay, so though you would be okay with those,
but you don't like the chocolate one.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Yeah, not the chocolate one, don't eat it. But yeah,
I'd be okay with the other one. I've actually never been.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
If they brought in if they if somebody brought in
some chocolate ice cream sandwiches. She's shaking her head no,
but we all know she's going to take some home.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Want to take a bite just for fun?

Speaker 9 (56:27):
You just.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Would you do that?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I'm not going to be excited about it.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Is a klondike an ice cream sandwich, the square one.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Why why isn't that the same thing. It has the
black all the way around.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
It's just ice cream with chocolate.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
An ice cream bar.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
With no stick.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
It's an ice cream bar with no sticks.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
OK.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, I don't even say a chocolate taco is a taco.
It's a taco.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Different category would say that, real idiot.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Okay, well, today is National ice Cream Sandwich Day. You
like a get ice cream sandwich?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
What a dumb ass question.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
You love ice cream? Do you always want to waste
your time with the sandwich park?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
On the contrary, I love a good ice cream sandwich.
I go higher end obviously, chip which is where I live.
The Trader Joe's ice cream sandwich is the best ice
cream sandwich. It was, it was good, it was. It's
the best ice cream sandwich. If I go out, I'll
go to a place like Baked Bear. But if I
if I'm getting an ice cream sandwich, it's going to

(57:35):
be the Trader Joe's ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Well, okay, I had never had a chip wich before,
and then Sky freaked out on me because I guess
they live on chip witches.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Yeah, it used to be like one of our go
to desserts, and then they came out with the mini
ones and so we thought we were being healthier eating
the mini.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Ones when we have fourteen thank you?

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Yeah, yeah that was the problem, Edward.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yeah, so you forced me to have one. This was
like a decade ago.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It was good. It was really good.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah, next level ice cream sandwich. Sure, then you have
the the what is that the chips a hoy one
that I.

Speaker 7 (58:10):
Don't know it?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Toll House makes the minis. That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Yeah, they make the mini is this like Vaughn's or whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Okay, this is why Sorry, I was gonna get into
a Trader Joe's argument for why thanks you? I don't
need to, he censored himself. Wow, I don't need to
better than a toll House.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Chip wich. Okay, the way you're disgusted at me is
a little much the way you act like Trader Joe's
can do no wrong.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I just like that ice cream.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
It's okay. I'll take a chip witch all day. That
over a house, no over like the Traders. Trader Joe's
is not.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Basically, Trader Joe's is better than toll House. It's better
than the It's better than the chip which better than
the eminem The eminem one is the worst worst. Oh
you've had that the sweetest candy. You can't You can't
start asking this room if you like something with Emily
because she needs to think about it for a second.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Come to reality.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
The fact of the matter is she loves an ice
cream sand started off with it's your favorite thing.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Them desserts would be on the load. I don't have
a sandwich every day.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Gross Uh, well on National ice Cream Sandwich Day, where
are you putting the ice cream sandwich in best desserts?
I think it's high on your list, right Sky?

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Like yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
When we lived up in Norcow, we would go to
San Francisco Giants games all the time and every time
I would have to get a chip wich. It was
like my go to so I was literally eating like
one a week. For a while it was a lot,
and okay, that's not nice. And then now we live
close to the Baked Bear. That's a problem uber eat.

(01:00:03):
We used to until that is really as fat as
it gets. Uber eating Baked Bear is as fat as
it gets because it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Gets that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
But I think it's I think it's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
It's all of it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
It was embarrassing to have the uber eat Sky literally
walk up with this tiny doesn't melk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I wouldn't trust him either.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Sometimes they go and do other things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, I wouldn't trust them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
You got to pay for the priority delivery. If you're
doing that something else, you got to pay the extra
three bucks to have it come straight to ye so
that ice cream doesn't melt.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Says Sandwich. Low on the list, Sky's putting it pretty high.
Where are you going with an ice cream sandwich? Throw
on the best desserts list?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I mean, I'm pretty high, like sandwich, now, listen do
I I would rather have, uh, like a carton of
ice cream, like you know obviously half baked Ben and
Jerry's a pip Why carton? I could? I could do
a cortones gallon of ice At one point in my life.
Not the whole thing, but pretty close.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
And you're eating straight out of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
That's level fat and it's it's say it's say, it's
briars and it's a little melted dude, forget about it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Okay, So you'd rather have straight ice cream than ice
cream with a cookie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Well, it depends on that. If there's ice cream, if
it's not like vanilla or chocolate, it's got to be
like a specialty ice cream.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
So if you go to Baked Bear, you would take
that over just a carton of ice cream, right, because
you get to make your own.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Depends on the ice creamf it's half Ben and Jerry's
half baked. I'm taking over everything.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Wow, I didn't know you loved it that much.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I do, I do, Ah, I was so serious.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Sorry, I'm not uncomfortable. I cream sandwich is very high
on the look.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
It wouldn't be that high on mine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Really, you don't like chewing your ice cream an ice
cream sandwich. It's a good to go spot, but like
what hands down beats it for you a lot of things?
Oh yeah, I mean it's low on the list. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, because I'll take a cake, I'll take ice cream. Cake.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
It's not your thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Oh sorry, not all forms of ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
You love donuts to those kinds, I don't really desert them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I eat them in breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
I don't desert them. No, it's a breakfast dessert, just breakfast. Again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
The level of the ice cream sandwich does matter. You
know where I did my excitement level. But it's not high.
It wouldn't be high on my So where does it
come in in the best dessert rankings on National ice
Cream Sandwich Day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Well, if they did the rankings and it comes in number.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Nine, yeah, it's a decent spot, I think. So it's
a decent spot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I want to know what the other ones.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Yeah, ten went to donuts, eight went to cake, seven pie,
six cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Oh, I like cheesecake. Cake. Five A milkshake, No, get
the hell out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
It's wrong with a milkshakes ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I like milkshakes, but I wouldn't put it over a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I would take a milkshake any day of the week
over an ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I like jercake because I've never a screamed cake. Here's why.
Here's why a milk here's why a milkshake wouldn't be
there blood. Here's why a milkshake wouldn't be there, because
I'm going to I'm going to have a meal with
my milkshake. I don't have a milkshake does but I
don't have a milkshake dessert? Why not I have it
with my meal? Sometimes I'll rock that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
So just how Edie Eddie can't have a doughnut for dessert.
You can't have a milkshake as a stand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
The milkshake is ice cream. It's just blended. You eat
it with a meal, but you don't have to. You
should do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
You eat ice cream with your meals.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Difference, that's blooded, that's the only difference.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
It's okay, that got weird.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Number four best dessard of all time just goes to
straight chocolate like a chocolate bar.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Number three goes to brownies, to chocolate chip cookie, and
number one of all time just goes to ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yes, that makes sense. Here you go throw cookies in there.
It gets too crazy too.

Speaker 12 (01:04:21):
Hey, Laura, welcome, thank you, so happy to have you
here again. It's so weird, Like it's not like I
haven't done this for like thirty years, right right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Whoa you got this?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
This is so difficult, but this is so fun. Here
we go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
The partners this time are going to be Me and
Thor versus Emily and Sky guys versus girls this week,
So Thor and Sky, you guys are going to the
soundproof booth first. Laura is going to ask us the questions,
and then you'll come back in and try to match
our answers. That is how it's going to work.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Keep cool, oh you know it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
I'm the queen to keep it cool, not worried about it. Hey,
here we go, all right, Laura take it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Away, all right, Eddie, I'll start with you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Okay, what's wrong with your voice?

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
The worst for the.

Speaker 12 (01:05:13):
July and the whole wide world? The worst, fighting drama,
passing out, weird things. Oh, lots of work and that's
therefore the voice is gone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
That's okay, okay, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Life is good and I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
To be here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Oh see telling himself that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Okay, that's fine, that's fine. Okay, let's go, Laura, Eddie.

Speaker 12 (01:05:32):
Yes, would you rather have a bad sunburn, a bunch
of mosquito bites or a few hang nails?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Oh god, I don't want any of those things? So
horrible bad sunburn a bunch of mosquito bites or a
few hangnails. Hangnails, nobody likes those. Those are horrible because
they catch on things. They hurt a little bit. No, uh, sunburn,
it's gonna hurt too, So like the mosquito bites are annoying.

(01:06:02):
But I think I I've I've had those more often
than I have other things. So I guess I'll deal
with the mosquito bites, okay. And they're not gonna last
that long, you know, So I'm taking the mosquito bits okay.

Speaker 12 (01:06:13):
Yeah, Emily, Yes, would you rather have a bad sunburn
a bunch of mosquito bites or a few hang nails?

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I agree with Eddie. Hangnails are awful. I actually get
because I have horrible hands. I've got horrible nails, like,
so I get hangnails like not often, but I get
them more often probably the normal people. And they hurt.
They throb like you're trying to sleep, and it like
it'll like start throbbing when you're just laying there. Like
it's awful. So I guess giant hands, Hey, giant hand,
giant hangnail. Yeah, that's what happened. What happened, sunburn is

(01:06:46):
awful because you can get sunsick, and also it keeps
you from being able to be outside. Like if you
get a sunburn at the beginning of a vacation, you're
kind of screwed, right, So I think I'm gonna go
mosquito bites. I feel like you could put some cream
on it. It'll be Okay, It's gonna be itchy, but
all right, all.

Speaker 12 (01:07:02):
Right, Emily, does your partner have a harder time falling
asleep or waking up?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Sky? Does she have a hard time falling waking up?

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Man, I mean she's pretty good about both. I think
she always falls asleep like pretty quick, like when she
puts her hat on the pillow. But I know that
she is fine waking up too. It's not her favorite thing.
But I think out of the two, I would say
a harder time waking up. Okay, Eddie, what about both?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Honestly, he has a lot of sleep issues. Yeah, he
sets multiple alarms to wake up things like that, But
as of late, he's talked a lot about having a
hard time falling asleep. So I think right now it's
going to be the falling asleep. Okay, So I'm going
to go with that one. That's a tricky one with him, Yeah,

(01:07:54):
because it really really is both. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:07:57):
In the swimming pool Eddie, does thour like to go
with a floaty, a pool noodle or nothing at all?

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Amazing question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
A floaty, a pool noodle or nothing at all. I
mean he had a pool for a little while, and
I don't remember if he had a floaty or not.
He might have had a floaty, but I don't really remember.
He's not much of a swimmer, so that's tricky for him.
I don't think he's a noodle man, So I'm gonna

(01:08:30):
go with nothing. Okay, I think I have no idea for.

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
Goes Emily in the swimming pool, does Sky like to
go floaty, pool noodle or nothing at all?

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
I mean she likes she swims all the time. They're
in their pool, like every day. She does like doing
her swimming, so that would be a nothing at all answer.
But I also feel like she might want to like
hold her arms and kind of dangled over a pool
noodle when she's like talking with her daughter. I don't
think she lays on like a float and floats around
the pool, so I think it's between the noodle or

(01:09:03):
nothing at all. Shoot, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say
nothing at all. Really, I think she likes to just
let it fly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
I think she's a lounger. I think fly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, I don't know, though.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
My psychic has kicked in and she's not right. I'm sorry, sky.

Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
Yes, did Emily say she'd rather have a bad sunburn,
a bunch of mosquito bites or a few hangnails?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Hangnails?

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Oh okay, I feel like mosquito bites are out. Emily
and I last summer talked about how mosquitoes were eating
us alive.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
We hated it. Nobody likes the sunburn. I've had some
really bad sun yes, true, it's so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
True, from work for a sunburn insane.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Some have had second degree sunburns, second degree. The thing
had to be prescribed a steroid creamy that was after
my home treatments. But anyway, but anyway, but a hangnail,
they suck. And Emily is not proud of her hands anyway,
so it's not like she's a hand model. So I'm
gonna I mean, no offense.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I can't take a shot at my hands.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Well, you've said it, I mean my own hands.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
But you don't need to take a shot. I'm just
stating facts. Hang nails.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
You were incorrect. Really, Yes, what mosquitoes? Yeah, I mean
we talk about they do bite me, but i'd wave
the hang nails. I actually get hang nails and they
make your hand throb and it makes me not be
able to sleep. And I get like more hangnails to
the point where you can't sleep, like they hurts so dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I didn't even know that was possible.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
You never had one of the hangouts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
I had hangnails before. I picked my nails all the time.
I get hangnails all the time, and I feel like
we can't sleep well, like it'll keep me up a
little bit. It's not insane. And then the mosquito bites.
I feel like I could just put a little some
cream on it and you're gonna be a little bit better.
But sunburn lasts like a couple but you get a
hang Now, what's your motto? I'm like your moto, big hands,

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big hangnails.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
On a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
That's that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
I thought that was easy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I can't sleep, okay, wow four? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
What did Eddie say?

Speaker 12 (01:11:26):
Would you rather have a bad sunburn A bunch of
mosquito bites or a few hangnails.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Yeah, I'm going off of I feel like hang now
is the obvious one because the sunburn. If you have
a bad sunburn, that's brutal. And then mosquito bites are
just paying the ass. Hang now, I get hanged. I picked.
I still bite my fingernails and pick. It's disgusting. I've
done it. I was a little kid. I can't stop.
So I get hang nails. I don't lose sleep. Gonna say,

(01:11:51):
hang now, you're incorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Real mosquito bites doesn't bother you. No, I mean because
they they're not gonna last for very long. You know,
the hangnail is bothersome sleep. I don't lose sleep over
my hands, big hangnails. That's not my motto. But I
would rather deal with a with a mosquito bite.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Wow thor yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Do you have a harder time falling asleep or waking up?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Oh? Falling asleep without a doubt. I can never fall asleep.
I stay up until I was up till ten forty
five last night. I just I hate falling asleep. You
hate it?

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
You were incorrect, you said you said waking up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
You did it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
He said, falling asleep.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Dude, Yes, then you got one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Wow. No, no, he said, you have trouble with both. Yeah,
because you set the alarm, but things like that. But
I know I gotta get up for work, so I'm
gonna be here. But as of late, it's been really
bad for you falling. I can't do it. Yeah, that's right,
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
It was going so well.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Only one question, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Okay, Sky, Yes, do you have a hard time falling
asleep or waking up? I'm actually very thrilled to say
I'm pretty good at both. Falling asleep. I could sleep,
honestly anywhere. I love a good nap. I put a
dang pillow on my face and I am out on
your face. Okay, you don't need to say that. So

(01:13:31):
waking up, I mean, you know I'm never late to work,
knock on wood, but you know I do have those
groggy mornings, you know in case in the.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Moon days, so I'll stay waking up.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I put down here falling asleep, but I could have swoop,
I thought, I said, waking up. I got a point one.

Speaker 12 (01:13:54):
Figured, okay, Sky. In the swimming pool, do you prefer
a floating a pool? Noodle or nothing at all.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Ooh oh, okay, so I'm not a pool noodle chick.
I'm just gonna let you know right now. I'm not
into pool noodles. I don't even get what they're really for. Okay,
so I'm honestly, I'm fifty to fifty, but I do.
I do like a good lounging in the pool and

(01:14:25):
floating around. So I'm gonna say that I'm floating around.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
I really said nothing. I swim.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
You're right, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Fifty around with your daughter things around.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Oh yeah, big Frisbee pool people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
I know you were a pool noodle person.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Oh no, that pool noodle.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Oh see, I thought you for sure would be a
pool noodle person. Really, yeah, those are I love those things?

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Really?

Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
Oh They're so fun to hang Okay four? Yeah, does
Eddie prefer four? Do you prefer a pool noodle, a
floating or nothing when you swim?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I'm not a pool noodle guy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I'm not my thing. I I haven't swam in a while.
I prefer a basketball hoop that I do enjoy. I
enjoy lounging on a floating and just chilling because I
don't swim that much so lounging on the floats, I.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Said nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Want anything. I did say you're not a Yeah, everybody
everybody knows that. Did anyone say noodle legs? That's good?

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Good? One thought about that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Yeah? Damn. All right, Well it looks like we're all
tied up after round one around two, So now me
and Emily are going to go into the soundproof booth.
Lord Kane is going to ask Thor and Sky the questions,
and then we'll come back in and try to match
your answers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
All. Yeah, I still can't believe Emily said she can't
sleeps a hang.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
That's that's gonna stay with me all day. It felt
like all week like I'm gonna be going because so
it's wild.

Speaker 12 (01:16:07):
Okay, I'm gonna start with you Sky. Okay, what artist
would your partner wish they could see in concert?

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Alive or dead?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
What is she going to say? So?

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Janet Jackson is her favorite artist? She just saw Janet?
So would she say that alive or dead? There's somebody
dead that she really likes? Like, would she say she'd
want to see Sublime?

Speaker 13 (01:16:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
God, I'm over I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
Gonna overthink this for huh I'm just gonna say Janet.
I'm just sticking with Janet. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
I'm panicking now, but I mean she did. Janet was
in town recently and she didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
Didn't go, so but she always says over and over
that's her favorite artist, and she went because Janet was
just here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
A year and then left early okay, and then left
early okay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Four yea.

Speaker 12 (01:17:06):
What artist would your partner wish they could see in concert,
alive or dead?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
You know, he's seen Guns and Roses recently, and he's
he's seen Pearl jam a ton. I know Eddie is
like a big Elvis fan, So I'm gonna say that
he wishes he could see Elvis. Wow, Because he's a
big Elvis fan. He does the impression and he likes Elvis.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Okay, all right, that's wild, that's right.

Speaker 12 (01:17:33):
Fo On the theme of music, what song would your
partner want played every time they entered a room?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Oh, man, I don't know. Immediately, I think Christmas music
and Michael Bublay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Time.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
It's just a line he walks into a room Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
No, that does not like him. I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna go to the Star Wars World here, and I'm
gonna say the dark Side theme like the Darth Vader themes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Okay, okay, okay, that is so random.

Speaker 12 (01:18:13):
Okay, okay, all right, Sky? Yes, what song would Emily
went played every time she enters a room?

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
Well, she's gonna have no idea, She's gonna panic.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
But she recently was on a TV show, a local
TV show, and they asked her for a walkout song
she was on air, and again, sticking with Janet Jackson,
she went with a black cat. So I'm gonna say that, yeah,
and hope she remembers her own life.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Yeah. It depends on the mood right now. She may
be in an anxiety written movie.

Speaker 13 (01:18:48):
Wants or maybe she's in a country mood, so she
wants Lady will see, okay, Sky. Would Emily rather super
rich for five years and then lose it all? Oh,
be a list famous for three years, but then be
forced to go to rehab or continue with her life

(01:19:11):
she has now.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Oh that's a wild question.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Okay, five years super rich, lose it all, three years
a list again, lose it all rehab and then or
just normal.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Let's not lose it all, It's just go to rehab.
Oh's just go to rehab.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Okay, So three years famous and then rehab and we
got to try and make a comeback.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Hmmm, that's tough. It's tough to come back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Don't always work out, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
I think if Emily was younger, she would go with
the famous, and she's so antsy. I don't think she
you know, she wants to change all the time. So
I'm gonna go with the rich.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Oh okay, or I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
I did not okay, rich all right? Or what about Eddie?

Speaker 12 (01:20:01):
Would he rather be rich for five years and then
lose it all like super rich, be a less famous
for three years but then be forced to go to rehab,
or just continue with life.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
As it is now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I think he's going to contain with life the way
it is now. I mean it's you know, he's got
he's in pretty he loves coaching, he's got a host
of the show. It's pretty good. It's a pretty good gig.
So I think continue with life that he has now.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Well, Emily and I were in the soundproop booth. We
couldn't hear anything, So we will now try to match
your answers.

Speaker 12 (01:20:31):
Okay, Eddie, Yes, Laura, what artist alive or dead do
you wish you could see in concert?

Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
Oo?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Live?

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Well, I mean most bands I've seen in concert, and
I don't feel like I'm missing anything, So it would
probably have to be somebody who's no longer with us.
I always wished I saw Michael Jackson in a concert.

(01:21:03):
Maybe Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Go Michael Jackson, He said, Elvis, because I know you
like him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I know, but he's so fat. That guy before you
could see Michael Jackson. I never got seen like but
you got to meet Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I didn't meet him. I saw him saw him in
a room room Indian, Which is why?

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Yeah, which.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Because I know you you you got the Elvis impression.
You love Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I don't know. That's just what popped in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I don't know like Michael, I'm more of a fan
of Di.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
You're doing an impression of what Elvis?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah, you're doing Laura. Seriously, this will be the last
time Laura's on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:22:10):
What artists Emily alive are dead? Do you wish you
could see in concert?

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Man, I do love live music. I love I love
love music. I mean, like one of my favorite artists
of all time is Janet Jackson. But like I've seen
her and she was just here recently. It does kind
of depend on my mood. That's I said one of
but that that wouldn't because she was just here and
I didn't see her.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
But as far as that one you've never seen before,
that it's one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
That you've never seen before, I'm sorry. You just wish
you could see. No, it doesn't say you've never seen No,
that's so it's not Janet. I actually do love Frank
Sinatra a lot, a lot, and I would have loved
to have been able to see Frank Sinatra. I love
to bring him back. That would be so epic. I'm
not the biggest Michael Jackson fan. Elvis would be probably

(01:22:59):
pretty thick. I mean, it's Elvis freaking Pressley. I do
love Johnny Cash too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Okay, could you give us an answer? Yeah, she's going
through the billboards.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
This is tough. I'm gonna I actually we just talked
about Johnny Cash recently for randomly, So I'm gonna say
Johnny Cash. I think sky panicked and she said Janet
because we've.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Never discussed this. For a second, I considered sublime, thinking
of like dead people. But I'm like, she's never said anything,
so I'm just gonna say who her favorite artist is,
And so I just went Janet And then Thor pointed
out all the stuff about how she was just here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
That was.

Speaker 12 (01:23:49):
Okay, Emily, Yes, would you rather be super rich for
five years but then lose it all? Be a less
famous for three years but then be forced to go
to rehab or continue with life the way it is now?

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
What can you repeat it? Really quick?

Speaker 12 (01:24:03):
At sure rich for five years, super rich and then
lose it all, famous a lister three years and then
go to rehab or life as it is now?

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
I mean, who wouldn't want to be super rich? Oh?
And then you lose it all though in five years?
Oh damn it. I think I'm going to say, just
keep life as I know it right now? Sky said
you'd be rich, want to be rich lose everything though?

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
But I mean yeah, I mean like not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Like your life now.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I'm doing fine. I don't want to lose everything.
I want to lose your riches. It's lose everything.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
I took it as lose your riches. But I see
what you're saying too. I just figured you're too answer now, okay,
my life now, I just thought you're so as you
would pick one of the two, you would pick something.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
So I went with the money.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
That's not keep doing. I mean I like my life now,
thank you very much. Pretty nice. Would you rather be
super rich for five years and then lose it all?

Speaker 12 (01:25:09):
Be a less famous for three years but then be
forced to go to rehab or continue with life as
it is now?

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Tell you what?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
That that a list that looks like it's going to
be a good time rehab, you know what I'm saying.
Like we're gonna have a real good time for three years.
I wouldn't mind that the rehab part sucks. So so
I know I'm just chilling. I'm gonna I'm going to
live my same life.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
And that's exactly what's thorough.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with what's going on
with me, Emily. This is crazy very much.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
So there's that's.

Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
Oh, you skip the question, you skip the second question.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
She's so.

Speaker 13 (01:25:55):
Like smoke's coming out of her ears, trying so hard. Okay,
you got it, drink you okay, Eddie, what song would
you want played every time you entered a room?

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
What song would like? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
You just got excited?

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
I mean totos? It is easy man, blame me some
Rob Bass takes two?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
What's up? I screwed this up. I screwed it up.
This is my fault. He went wild the Star Wars
Darth Vader theme. I don't know the Imperial March. I
don't know what I was thinking the easiest when you
just said Rob Bass, I went, Oh my god, what

(01:26:40):
an idiot. I can't believe that was the easiest question
of all time. I thought, Hey, I'm embarrassed. Should be
I don't. I don't blame you. That was embarrassing. I
can't believe I just got that wrong. I can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Emily, What's song would you want played every time you
entered a room?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Black Cat?

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
Well, so funny you said that, because I was trying
to think of a song for this Kosi thing I
was on recently, and like they asked me what my
walkout song would be, and I like couldn't think of
one single song, like like even a little bit, like
nothing came to mind. And also it depends on my mood,
which is what like you know, I don't really have
a full ten favorite song shuffle, so it depends on

(01:27:25):
the mood. So since s guy knows I just chose
black Cat, I'm gonna stick with it and say black.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Cat I am.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
And that's where she.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Her mood changes so much.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
You just have to go with the last thing she did.
That's the only way we have a chance at this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Excreamed it out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Gonna say that anyway, but it means we have to
go to the tie breaking question.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
We are all tied.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
I'm okay, so here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
All right, So you could pick whoever you want to ask,
and then the other person will try to guess it.

Speaker 12 (01:28:01):
Four Okay, how many times have you had food eaten
off your body in a sexual way in your lifetime?

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Okay, so you're asking both me and Scott both because
then Emily and I and Skot Scot you too.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
How many times food eating off my body sexual life?

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Oh? Man, let me count my chart. Okay, I've read
my eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Okay, you guys ready, all right? Thor what I don't
how many times?

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Twice?

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Boy? I know Thor is pretty sexually you know, advanced
freak show. He's kind of a freak show. I figured
there would be whipped cream and things like that. Wouldn't
be that big of a deal of your body.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
No, oh yeah, but still I don't. Food in the
bedroom not my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Man, I thought it was gonna be way more.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
I broke five times, five times, five times, five times.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
This is day. If we lose, it's on me.

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
Okay, this makes me nervous because Emily's answer could be
high because my husband is known to be a bit
for he's freaky.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
But I'm not into this. This is messy. So we
were one and done with food in.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
The bedroom once I said zero.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
So pretty much everybody, when you are little kid learning
the alphabet, you learn through the alphabet.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
Song, right, yeah, absolutely, And how does that alphabet song go? A, B, C,
D E, F G H I j K, L, M
N O, P q R S, t u v w
x y n Z.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Now I know you are you going to do the
whole thing? Really? Good job, Thank you very I'll tell
you what though, sometimes if I if someone if there's
a letter and I need to like, I'll go like,
I'll sing it in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
A little bit letter you have to like, No way
you can get it right if.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
I say, like, what letters after F what's the first
thing you're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Honestly, I did that for a reason. Emily's not so
good when you put it on the spot, and so
I was wondering if you were going to mess up
the alphabet by just throwing a second. But you nailed it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
I remember to nail it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
You did.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Thank you very much, Cold Metal. I have this weird
fear of getting pulled over for a d U I
and them.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Asking me to drive drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Stop driving drunk, no, like just.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
Getting pulled over, like I could be completely sober, but
I have a fear that they will take me to
the drunk tank because I know one of the things
they ask is to do the alphabet backwards. I literally can't,
Like stone cold sober, I could never do the alphabet backwards.
I would have to like sing the song forwards and
then give letter by letter, which they wouldn't accept.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Drunk you wouldn't go and why wouldn't they? Why wouldn't
they accept that? I would just say, hey, man, I
can't do the alphabet backwards, but I'll sing the song
for you and then we'll do it. And then we'll
do it this way, We'll do it this way.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Yeah, it's her biggest fear, you know, it's just don't drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Wouldn't and also, yeah, wouldn't just do the breathalyzer?

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Well, I guess I would.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
I guess that you're not going to take just for
not saying that if you haven't drink anything, they're not
slapping cups on it. I feel like you haven't talking
about the breathalyzer. I don't understand how that. So you're
at a d so you see a d u I
check point and you just start freaking out even though
you're not drunk. Yes, you have one drink, one drink,

(01:31:42):
and then you immediately think you're going to the tank?

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yes, why not just go?

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Why just give me a breathalyzer?

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
One drink?

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Why would they give that as a question?

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
No one can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Why would anyone think they're going to go to the
drunk tank if they're not drunk? I don't know. Pretty well,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Okay, So you heard Emily do the alphabet song there
and you heard where she paused, She paused after g
you paused after p uh t u V. So you
had certain letters where you pause. That's how the song goes,
That's how we learned it. Yeah, it's not like you're

(01:32:21):
pausing on the you know L.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
Yeah, well there are certain places you definitely don't pause
in the alphabet song too, And I guess that's like
specifically L M N O P.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
It's a it's a fast moving spot.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Yeah, I switched the It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Nobody does that. Nobody does that. Well, apparently there is
a new alphabet song that people are learning the alphabet from.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Yeah, they've slowly.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
Schools have slowly been switching over to this new version
of the alphabet for the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Last like, what is wrong with the alphabet?

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Who made it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Drake?

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
It's not broke.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Don't fix it, doesn't make any sense. We've all learned
the alphabet they broke.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
What is your book broke?

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Well, they say.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
There's the issue with the elemental P with some kids
thinking that's one letter, that there's a letter called element.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
I'd like to know maybe maybe you were really little
one and in that in that instance you say they're
separate letters.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Yes, but doesn't every school Again, the big chalkboard like
the letters across, so wouldn't they see And.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Then also there's a big issue with Y n Z
because Y n Z and not N.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Yeah it's Z.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Well, I guess kids hear it N and so they
think that the last two letters of the alphabet are.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
N and Z and we already did with the squiggly
line on top. Now different.

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
So they made a new song, like Eddie said, with
pauses in different places. It's still to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
but we have.

Speaker 6 (01:34:11):
Yeah because I guess that's that's the A, B C song.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Yeah, whoa Either.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
I started seeing you Twinkle Twinkle a Little Star, I'm like,
oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
Wow, mine's blown everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
So still Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but we have pauses
in different spots, and the little saying at the end
is now different.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Are you ready to hear it? This is gonna this
is gonna jack you up. It's gonna really bother you
because you're used to how we know it. So this
is the new alphabet song with the new pauses. Let's
hear it A, B, C, D E, F G.

Speaker 10 (01:34:54):
H I j K, L M N O, p q R,
s hu V w X y Z now I never
will forget how to say the alpha bet.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
In this room like Eddie's literally having a migraine right now.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
I cannot around that. What what the first part?

Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
I was like, Oh, it's just I feel I feel comfortable,
I feel safe.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
And then what the hell just happened?

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
I know I couldn't even follow along. That's so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
As soon as it took a turn, like there was
a U in there, it took a U turn, I like,
of course you do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
I think it's great. I think they make valid points.
They lment o, P can confuse kids, and then the
end and the end for special boys.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Like special boys like thor. That is why we have
to change the I don't think so. We've all generations,
we've learned it the same way. We're all caught.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
We don't know the alphabet. But there's an if there's
a better way, what's wrong with that? Better?

Speaker 9 (01:36:03):
The way?

Speaker 13 (01:36:04):
Was?

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
It fine? Was fine?

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
But if there's a but this, this, this makes it clearer.
Let me hear it again, clearer. I got to hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
A B C D E, F g.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
H I J K L M N O, P q
R S t q V w x y Z.

Speaker 10 (01:36:24):
Now I forget how to say the alpha bed and.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
You got a little rhyme at the end. There, that's
a better rhyme. No, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
I don't know. It's better. I love this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
You love it, like you know how they change how
you do math?

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Now, Yeah, it's made it so much harder and much worse.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
This makes it easier and better. No, this makes it easier.
This is something smart. They did a q insane.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
I don't even know what we're doing. Honestly, it sounds wrong,
but I can't figure it out. My brain does not
compute that. That is wild like and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Thor likes it, of course he does. He's a that's
a boy that it's directed for special boy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Relax. Wow, that's crazy. I hope I never have to
hear that again. So I'll be honest with you. I
might be a little old school when it comes to
certain things. A little yeah, when it comes to swimming
in my pool.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Gotta be careful, man.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Well, you know there's certain things you can and can't do.
When you're in a pool running around acting like a
crazy person. You gotta be careful. Absolutely, a horse around
you have a little bit of horse around. But let's
not be crazy. Okay, let's not you crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Can we play chicken in the in the pool? Can
we get on somebody's shoulders? Okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Okay, don't get you close to the side, you know,
a little careful. But one of the biggest rules that
comes to swimming in my house is after you eat,
you gotta have a mandatory sit out period. You even
you can even what do you mean.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Well, we have a pool as well, and we also
have a surfboard that doesn't get much use these days
in the ocean. So surfboard a surfboard. So we do
you have a surfboard in My daughter did surf camp
like two years and.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
You bought an entire surfboard.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Well, we bought like one just bought a paddle board.

Speaker 6 (01:38:23):
We bought one of the like cheap costco foam once.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
Okay, Emily, okay, But now the surfboard is called the
snack tray, and we put it in the pool and
it floats and that's where you put your snacks and
drinks in the pool while you're snacking in the pool.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Smart idea, right, Smart?

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
I don't I don't like snacking the pool. I don't
like the fact that the food could get wet hands bowl.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
Of grapes on the snack.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Like crackers or chips or pretzels or something getting getting
wet is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Not to mention if it falls in the pool crumbs.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
On this disgust you just pick it out, you know what.
You got to respect the pool. That's right. I'm one
hundred percent with Eddie on that. Yeah, it's like, that's so.

Speaker 8 (01:39:09):
You support the sit out period with him on that? Well, no,
but you're saying you support well, I support him on
eating in the pool. I think it's disgusting. But there
are clearly two separate issues. Yeah, I agree Sky. Also
Sky also urinates in her pool.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
And eats it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yes, Oh, clearly urine in it, drop a chip and
then eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
You can get so much accomplished.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
You probably dropped the juice in there too, Professor.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Thing is she urinates, she urinates, eats and showers in it. Yes, correct,
it works out, works out break anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
The mandatory weight period is the standard rule for most
pool owners procedure.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
I think so the sixties.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
In the sixties, how would I know, I wasn't even
born in the sixties, so no, this is been the rule.
I grew up. We had a pool in my house
and that was the rule. You eat, you sit out
for whatever amount of time.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
What was it growing up?

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
It depends, you know, if I'm having a full meal, Yeah,
it's a twenty minute sitter dog and chips. That's a
full meal.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
That's what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
How long does it take food to digest? More than
twenty minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Well, it's more of a you know that you're in
a cramp period after you eat. What are you saying
if you eat too much you might cramp up and
you're done. You're done? Pal, Really, if you're just snacking,
got a couple of bites or whatever, you got a
ten minute waits? What if I?

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
What if I?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
What if I had half a cookie? Like it was
a soft baked chocolate chip cookie. You ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
You ain't even half had one cookie? What's the size
like an oriole? Or is like a big, bigger like whole? Well,
you're you're sitting for a little minute, at least seven minutes,
so bad you're trying to figure it out? You have
do you have a timer by the pool and you
have to hit it? And we have a clock. Yeah, yeah, no,

(01:41:09):
we have a clock. And I'm looking. Okay, you just
finished that cookie. It's five twelve, getting in at five nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Do your kids need to be told the rule?

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
Do they know themselves?

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Crapes? Are you crazy?

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
Okay, so you don't have to say, hey, jack ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
He knows. Just Jackie's a chicken wing. He's sitting out
for five just one chicken wing. I wanted real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
He was feeling a leg. He wanted to quick, and
then he has to sit there. All his friends are
in the pool having fun.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Kid has a hot pocket. Yeah that's a thirteen minute
sit out.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
Bucket.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
Okay, smoothie like a John Bud juice war.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Well, you're like that's heavy, like it's going to weigh
you down. I know, but it's like you less you
would think, but I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
So she can't just put it on the side of
the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Take a sip of your sweat. It seems like your
son or daughter is out a friend's house. They had food,
they jumped in the pool and then flippantly the parent
was ted to you not even thinking about it. Yeah,
all the kids were eating and then just doing cannonballs
into the pool. And you went my kids and you
found out they were doing it. I'd just say, something,
everyone else's house.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Funny that you said that to her. Wasn't at somebody's
else's house. This happened at my house. What So my
daughter turned fifteen last week. Oh, it's just crazy to
think about it. Yeah, so she was fifteen. She turned fifteen,
and before we went on vacation, she decided she was
going to have a little birthday party at our house,

(01:42:48):
and she wanted a swim birthday party.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
We got a plant, so she.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Invited all of her friends over to the house for
a swim birthday party. Now there was I want to say,
maybe fifteen girls there. Oh wow, that's just let me
tell you something that's a lot side note. I don't
want to get off on a tangent here, but teenage
girls at that age are the most annoying creatures on
the planet, are the most annoying screaming.

Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
Stream.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
This is how Sky acts now daughters a teenage press.
Sky jumps in there, guys, the leader of the bob.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
The amount of dumb selfies I was seeing them take
and things like that, What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
How do you do it? Sky?

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
Okay, Yeah, this guy was peeking over the fence looking
at the party. Wanted to get in there. Let me in,
guys cigarettes cigarette, so they you know, all the girls arrived,
and you know, I my job was I had to
go to Sombrero to pick up like a roll taco

(01:43:56):
party platter.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
So that was going to be the food, beans and
right whatever. That was going to be the food for
the party. And so you know, the girls are already swimming,
jumping in, doing another thing. And I arrived back with
the food, and you know, so I set it up
on the table outside. Done and done, I'm assuming. While
I was gone, Deborah informed the party. Oh no, hey, listen,

(01:44:19):
when you get out, you gotta get out, have your
roll tacos, wait the appropriate amount of time a heavy well,
especially with beans and rice and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Oh my god, that's just straight that's a straight up
twenty minute. So all these yah d days girls have
to wait by the pool and just sit there for
twenty minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Quiet, they gotta be quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
They can still talk, listen to the Taylor Swift music
or whatever it is they're doing. I'm fine, with all that,
and then twenty minutes up, get back in, hop back
in cannonball, I don't care, have a great time, get
on your floating whatever you're doing. And so I set
the food out, and then I decide, all right, I
can't stand the scream and the yelling and the goofiness

(01:45:01):
that's going on. I'm gonna go into my game room,
play a video game and try to drown out the noise.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Well, unfortunately, you guys know this. In my game room,
they're they're giant, you know, like glass doors, and so yeah,
I mean that's what I could see right out to
my pool. And so to my shock and horror, I
saw the girls get out, make their plates, ye, finish,
and then immediately get back in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Were you just like did you gasp? Well, I'm on now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
I'm on high alert because if one of these girls
is down at the bottom of the pool, okay, all
I gotta jump in there, lifeguard. I think I'm on duty.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
Okay, I don't think nobody's listening to my rules. Come on, guys,
So I.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Think it's crazy that this is happening, But that's still
not anywhere near the worst things that happened at this
pool party. So I'm seeing them jump back in whatever.
I'm not enjoying it, but I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Are you just beside yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
I don't like it, and.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
He's got ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
I'm on it, don't are you responsible?

Speaker 9 (01:46:08):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
This is this is all on my watch?

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
Do you know c PR?

Speaker 14 (01:46:12):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
Okay, okay good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
So I'm sitting there watching the whole time when I see,
to buy horror, a girl jump in the pool with
a rolled taco in her hands.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Oh my god, that's disgust. Oh my god, Oh my god. Yes,
get a girl that Yeah, it's gonna get wet.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
No, like she's falling, you know, stuff falling out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
There's now sour cream in the pool, splashing its discuss.
I'm gonna law of text because I was informed I'm
not allowed to go back out there. Oh you were
told you were not allowed to go back out there.

(01:47:09):
One of the girls has a taco in the pool.
What happens?

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Nothing, being like sky cool mom, cool girl whatever. I
don't know if that was actually what's going on, but
as cool I'm pissed. So I'm seeing all that happen
and I'm now I'm really locked in and I'm just
sitting there staring like this is really pissing me off.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
You're trying.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
So then, uh, it's cake time. Yeah, they're gonna bring
out the cake and sing Taylor Happy Birthday. Everybody's gonna
eat their cake. Great whatever, Okay, fine, I'm still staying
in my room, not going out there. I'm not gonna
embarrass anybody. Whatever. So they do the whole shebang. Everybody
sings their their song, when out of the blue, one

(01:47:56):
of the girls decides.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
Food five, What.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Now throwing cake at each other? Who's cleaning that up?

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
Great question? The door and it's going to the pool.

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
Okay, this is even a bitter me. Cake is flying Eddie.

Speaker 9 (01:48:20):
Immediately hotline Deborah call are the other minds?

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Chance that Debra is the one that started it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
And so luckily I did see Debra run out there
and girls, girl stop, no, we're not doing a food fight. Meanwhile,
all the girls have cake all over themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
I'm with you on this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
I would tell my daughter, no parties anymore. Yeah said
that was the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
I can't handle it. No, no, sweet sixteen, you know
your kids get his candy. So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I can't handle this.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Man sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
So we're, you know, capping our time downtown at the
hard Rock last week. We were there for a radio conference.
We were there for a couple of days each. Well,
one thing that happened. I'll be honest with you. I
didn't see coming. I didn't know that this was maybe
this crazy of a thing. But Thor decided, you know what,

(01:49:37):
I have this hotel room downtown. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
take advantage of it. That's right, Eddie. So you and
your wife decided to have a little rendezvous.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
Huh. I would say more. That's the best way to
put that. I would say, I would say more than
a rendezvous.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
Uh So we started kind of joking around about about
trying to find some text here about about like her
and I meeting as if we didn't know each other
because we saw it on a TV show and thought
it would be funny. And then and then like I
brought it up and they in a bar or something
like meet up at a bar for a hotel and

(01:50:15):
you pretend you're strangers. Yes, but I'm married.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Yes, I've seen this, I've seen this. The beginning of
four Christmas is one of my one of my Christmas.
This was from Four Christmas, from the very beginning of
Four Christmases. That's how it starts out with Reese Witherspoon
and what's Vince Vaughn And they're married couple actually, but
they pretend like they don't know each other and they needed.

Speaker 14 (01:50:34):
To Oh no, this was from Modern Family with Claire
and Phil. Oh they do this, couple, they do this. Okay,
So so the thing is you don't know each other,
but you're a married man.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
Well, so it took on a Life's took on a life.
So it started as like, we don't know each other.
Then she was like, well, you'll be married, and then
it turned into her buying a wig and being a
high end escort.

Speaker 6 (01:51:04):
Oh my gosh, what so not just a chick at
the bar, a work in chick a work and chick a.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Work and chick a working chick.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Now was it a thing where you were like gonna
meet there or did you know she was an escort? Like,
I gotta get the backstory, so I.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Don't really know. We kind of didn't really get through
the details, but then what happened, but then we but
I was excited for what was gonna happen, And like,
basically I was gonna be at the bar, the hotel bar,
Wednesday night, and she was gonna show up and we
were just gonna start talking. I was gonna go to
her to start talking. That's how it was supposed to start.

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
And the whole time you're talking, you're still staying in character.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Yeah, you have to are you?

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
Are you? So that's part of the place I was
just that goes without saying I was just laugh goes
without saying.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
I would just be laughing. Well, so I never do it,
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
So Wednesday morning, I'm texting with Haley and then I
get a text from a random number that says see
you tonight at the hotel. And I'm just like, what
the hell? And I'm freaked out, and I'm like and
I'm like who. I'm like, who knows I'm staying at
this hotel? Who if I talked to Like the wheels

(01:52:15):
starts spinning. I'm like getting nervous, So I write back
who's this? And then no response, So I'm like, what
the hell? So I call Haley and I go, hey,
somebody just randomly texted me from this number. Have you
ever heard and I read it the number. I go,
do you know who this is? And she goes, it's me,
you idiot, What do you mean? I guess she found

(01:52:38):
an app where you could text somebody and it sends
it from a different number. I guess, so that's scary.
But she didn't give you the heads up she was
doing that. I guess she just assumed I was doing it.
So then I was like, oh, I didn't know, and
she goes, well, don't ruin it, and I go, I won't.
But I was legitimately freaked out. I was legitimately freaked out.

(01:53:01):
I'm like, what the hell? So then she writes so
then so then she writes back, that's page page is
the escort name page. So then we start, you know,
talking about the night and all that stuff, like what's
going to go down? It's going to go down a whole. Also,
I'm texting Hailey and then like throughout and then like

(01:53:22):
confused throughout the day, I would ask Hailey, I'd say
I'd be I would forget, and I'd be like, I'd
be at home and I'm packing and I'd go, yeah,
so what time you coming down to the hotel. She's like,
I already told you I'm not coming tonight, and I'd
be like confused, like she not, I mean, wa is
she not? And then I looked at her and go,

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are you really not coming?

Speaker 4 (01:53:49):
Don't call me?

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Are you really not coming? And then she looked at
me like okay. So then so then she she drops
me off at the hotel and there's traffic for the
Food Fires concert, so there's a little frustration going on.
So then so we kind of got bickered a little bit,
but whatever. Then I get so then I get to

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the hotel and I see that the bar is closed
for a private party. So I'm like, son of a bitch,
because that was the whole game plan.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
Yeah, that's where you're gonna meet. So then hot page
that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
And then I see that the restaurant they have at
the hotel closes at seven, So I'm like, crap, where
are we gonna go? And I'm like kind of looking
around at places and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:54:39):
In the middle of the gas lamp.

Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
Yeah, but there's a Food Fires concert going on. Everything's packed,
and I'd rather I was a little nervous about doing this.
I'd rather not be like, you know, super super crowded
place you know, Yeah, yeah, exactly. So Haley goes go
to this place and it was like it was called
Ducini's Loft Bar or something like that, and I had
never heard of that place. So I was like, sure, well, hey,

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doesn't see that page says that because I suggest the
spot to page page sets. As I'm paying for this,
she wants to treat me to something since I'm paying
for her services, that's okay. Because she told me to
be there at.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
The Pacific time? Was that the biggest turn on to you?

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
A little bit? Because she had made the decision. She
showed me to be there at specific time. She told
me what drink to order her and to pick out
what food I think she would like. And I was like,
you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
So I walk I walked to this place and I
look and I get there and it's the spaghetti factory
and I'm like, the spaghetti factory. And then I walk
in and they go, oh, yeah, the loft bars upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
So you're meeting your escort at the old spaghetti factory
sitting in the trolley.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
Let's yeah, this is great.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
So I walked up the most unsexy thing you could do,
Like I have a plan apasta and then do it, Like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:55:56):
This is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
So I walk up the stairs and actually, nice little
bar up there, nice little bar up there.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
It's actually it's actually not like your actory.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
I've actually been there to have you weird that.

Speaker 4 (01:56:10):
It's not like spaghetti like you go to the spaghetti factory.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
You go up stairs. It's like a whole different, completely
different vibe. There's like no one there and which was perfect.
There's a big bar and but they have menus. But
I didn't want anything too heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
Well I would hope not. You're gonna have a big
plate of rigatonie.

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
Paige. Dude wanted an extra dirty Martini, extra dirty, extra olives,
so I said, okay, So I ordered that, and then
again I think I got the raffoli. I forget. That
was light.

Speaker 5 (01:56:43):
It was like.

Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
Because like because I wasn't gonna eat all of it.
I didn't want big spaghetti like that's too much, or
the big ced or something who came with an ice cream? Yes, Pomony,
I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:56:56):
I was very I mean, that's your takeaway from the night,
can you please?

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
That's what you're the bone. No, we did get a
dessert though, but that's we're not there yet, okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
So I'm waiting for Page and she's late, and I'm
waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting, and then finally
here she comes walking up the stairs. Ya, looks phenomenal.
She had the wig. She had the wig on on
red and it brought out her eyes. Fits fits her

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skin and her eyes perfectly. You gotta die your hair,
you guys die here. I'm into blonde more because he
was blonde. But man, her red wig looked phenomenal, and
it was like, this is like just different kind of
red look phenomenal. But then the dress she was wearing
very very scandalous, oh very verd. Some looks in the

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old spaghetti factory. I don't know. I don't know if
I would call it slutty town, but it was.

Speaker 2 (01:57:53):
I just ignored that. I just ignored sludy town. I
wish you would have as well.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
I don't think she went to slutty town, but definitely
high end escort, okay, and she was. She definitely said
that she got checked out by a couple of teenagers
on her way in there. And the dress wasn't really
made for stairs because she had to walk up the stairs.
But but yeah, so she gets there and we start
talking combo. What you said, You have a nice combo.
We had a nice conversation. I thought it went really well.

Speaker 6 (01:58:21):
Do you introduce yourselves to each other?

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
Yeah? And I was nervous for some reason, and yeah,
I pulled out her chair for her. I was nervous
because I think she was just Paige. Yea. I asked
her how long she's been in this business?

Speaker 6 (01:58:35):
That's your question. She wants stories.

Speaker 4 (01:58:42):
This week and every we we're not a boot camp
panel talking to people and everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
And everything was a price, which she's very very expensive
escort o. No, like if I wanted, if I wanted, like,
if I said, will you stick around for dessert? She
does what it costs extra time. I said, well how much?
He says, five grand? Go five somewhere. Everything was five grand.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
That's very Yeah, that's too high end.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
I don't think that. I go, how are you not
in Vegas? Yeah? And then we so then we leave
the restaurant. After dessert, we got the chocolate cake. We
didn't eat. The whole thing was leve of bites, a
little too much, a little rich. And then we got
back to the hotel and you.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
Know, she now it was kissing aloud or is that
too personal? Kissing was allowed? Okay, kissing was a loud
extra five.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
It was extra five grand for kissing, extra five grand
for kissing. And then she did open up a thirty
two bottle a glass of wine at the mini bar,
which I thirty two dollars, which I didn't appreciate so much,
which I didn't appreciate so much. I let Page you
know that after the fact, that fact, and then you
did this whole thing well and then so it ends

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and we finished and blah blah, we hang out and
then to.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
Return back to Haley or is she still paid?

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
Stow Page? Though when the wig came off, I was stunned.
I was like, and then uh. And then I said
to her, you know, is she ever? Is she going
to be available again? She says she have to check
her schedule and let me know. So I said, okay.
And then the next day I texted her and she's

(02:00:21):
ghosted me. Page has ghosted. I guess you weren't that good.
Page has ghosted better customers. He's got better customers. Page
has ghosted so wild scene. I can't believe you actually
did all that. It's crazy, man, But old Spaghetti Factor,
that's the spot that's the most. I think we got
spotted by a listener. Excuse me because the listener looked

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at me and it was like four and I was
like hey, and then soul Haley, but I'm up through
they put two and two together. She was wearing a wig,
so I'm not cheating on my wife. Just a little knows.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
Well, Spaghetti Fact.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
There with his kids, He's like, oh yeah, fo oh
my gods. So we were very uh, I don't know.
I said a little disturbed, to be honest with you,
when we heard that Sky slept in her daughter's bed.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
Disturbed as an understatement, you really got you really got
thor this guy. For a second, I forgot what we
were talking about, and then he and then he said
that how could it not get me?

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
Okay, really this guy slept in her daughter's bed the
day before she was going to leave for a vacation.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
That's not exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:01:34):
I mean she she went on a summer vacation without Sky,
which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:01:39):
Did you try to go shut up?

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:01:41):
I did not try to go.

Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
I was happy that she was spreading her wings a
little bit and getting out there, but the thought of
her leaving, well, there was a little anxiety the night before,
you were both both and so we were just chatting
in her bed and I ended up falling asleep, and
then I woke up up at like mid night and
then went back into.

Speaker 4 (02:02:02):
My own bed.

Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
Sure, I mean it wasn't comfortable. I'd rather be in
my own bed. I mean, so, I think this is
a common thing that happens with parents.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Sure, when they're three.

Speaker 6 (02:02:15):
Do you guys, well, I mean we were just chatting.
I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Do you guys watch like movies in her bed together,
like like you've got a slumber party and then that
old guy that lives there just brings you stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:02:25):
No, No, we do not do that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
But in the living room.

Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
Yeah, Like I don't think it's that crazy. What I
just said, It was not that crazy. No, watching movies
in her room? Yeah, but like you know, like it's
like your two girlfriends watching movies.

Speaker 6 (02:02:39):
Well, yeah, she's one of my besties. Like, I I
don't think that's one. I think that's nice.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
I think that's nice. I think it'd be fun okay,
and then the boo just brings you guys stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:02:48):
Well, if we send a text, then we need.

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
The old guy that lives there. Now if he if
he wants to get in on and hang out with
you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:02:59):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
Do you say no no boys allow, signs on the
signs on the door, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (02:03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:03:07):
We make an exception for nugget allowed in there because
he's a boy too, but really.

Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
No ploic is that's your dog?

Speaker 4 (02:03:13):
No boys allowed?

Speaker 2 (02:03:16):
Well, there is a similar story that's going around the
internet and people are trying to decide whether or not
this is cool or not and involves a mom getting.

Speaker 5 (02:03:27):
In there, and I don't get it. There's a lot
of hate don't get about this, and I feel this
is ridiculous.

Speaker 13 (02:03:36):
Really.

Speaker 5 (02:03:36):
So mom in North Carolina, her eldest, her first child
is going off to college and it's her daughter. Yeah,
that's tough for you know, quite a few parents. Some
parents are excited. So I'm like, my mom cried when
my when my brother left. I don't think she loved
I left. But okay, okay, we don't need to say that. Okay,
So you know mom already knew lots of emotions driving

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her dog her to you know, go to school for
the first time. And turns out daughter is part of
the cheerleading squad at college.

Speaker 6 (02:04:09):
Yeah, as a freshman.

Speaker 2 (02:04:10):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:04:11):
And and I guess it turns out that if you
are part of certain sports to practice and whatever, you
move into the dorm a week before other students that
aren't athletes.

Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
Right, Yeah, happened to me when I was when I
went the three weeks I was at college, I moved
in early because I was an athlete. Yeah, I was
so cool.

Speaker 5 (02:04:30):
So so this girl say thing, and Mom helps her
move in, you know, helphim bring the boxes out of
the car, the whole thing. And as you know, it's
starting to become nighttime, they realize, oh, the dorm mate,
the girl she's sharing the dorm with, is not an
athlete and is not showing.

Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
Up sick.

Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
N Hell yeah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
Well, I guess her daughter said, I don't want to
sleep alone tonight. This is kind of freaky. I didn't
think i'd be in the room by myself. And since
there's an there's an extra bed, you know, right here
in the room, Mom, could you stay the night? And
Mom was thrilled mom was thrilled. She took a little

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video of her in her bunk and then you know,
turn the video to the daughter and the bunk on
the other side.

Speaker 3 (02:05:22):
Of the room.

Speaker 5 (02:05:25):
And just posted it saying like, how cool is this?
We got one more night together. I'm glad I could
be here with my daughter.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
Yeah, you're hurting your more than you're helping.

Speaker 6 (02:05:36):
And then the comments started going where she thought she.

Speaker 5 (02:05:40):
Was going to get, people thinking, oh, how sweet, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
So nice, cherished.

Speaker 5 (02:05:44):
Time, blah blah blah, I'm cherished. It turns into this
gives me the ick. You know, you gave them roots,
now you need to give them wings. Yes, one person
said this is gross and weird.

Speaker 1 (02:06:01):
Have some I'm sorry. I I'm sorry I wrote that
one person for no reason. I just texted to her just.

Speaker 5 (02:06:11):
Say goodbye to your kid and go cry in the
car like most parents. There were a few people who said.

Speaker 4 (02:06:19):
This is the best.

Speaker 1 (02:06:22):
Codependent freak shows.

Speaker 5 (02:06:24):
Beautiful, but yes, it definitely went viral with people thinking
that this is weird and not a good idea to
spend the first night in the dorm room with her daughter.

Speaker 4 (02:06:37):
Now I don't, I wouldn't. First of all, I don't
all that crazy. I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:43):
He was at a week long summer camp and you
drove there just to see him.

Speaker 4 (02:06:47):
I did.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
What Ely would do is first of all, read going
to college. Okay, Jay, He goes to the j C.
First cleans up his act, and then he goes let's
we can only hope so. And then Emily wouldn't They
would go to a party together and you have to
carry her into the dorm room.

Speaker 4 (02:07:08):
The bed not happened.

Speaker 6 (02:07:10):
Another cakes down.

Speaker 1 (02:07:13):
Everyone's tying to read up cool as mom is. He's embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (02:07:17):
That's not all the way. That's like the carrying part
wouldn't happen.

Speaker 11 (02:07:20):
I would have my own, but I would go to
the party, would carry read it like.

Speaker 3 (02:07:28):
This, I love this.

Speaker 1 (02:07:30):
I think.

Speaker 5 (02:07:30):
I mean I one million percent would do the Like
if if the if the doorm mate is there, No,
that's weird, get the hell out. Like but if she's
if this is her first time away from home, she's
moving away from home, she's in a dorm room by herself.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49):
What a great way to start your adult life. Like, hey, yeah,
you can get over it. You're a big girl, You're
an adult now, Like, let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:07:57):
No, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:08:00):
See, how unhealthy is I don't think it's unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
I think unhealthy.

Speaker 6 (02:08:03):
It's the other if the dormay was there, but she's
by herself.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
So what do you think about all these people? Ninety
percent of the comments saying how weird it is not great.

Speaker 5 (02:08:16):
Yeah, I completely disagree with them, And honestly, I'm judging
their relationship with them.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
I mean, you know what I mean. Maybe I'm judging you.

Speaker 2 (02:08:26):
That's interesting.