FULL SHOW: Best of The Show June 20, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime here we are, yes, buckle
up for this. You're about to experience this show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
How do you like to get down with some real
gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
The accountant and room mothers Sky.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave nor strong the enforcer Thor?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Am I negative all the time? Yeah? Do I have
issues and dressed in black from head to toe.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's show and it starts right now.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Thor says he has kind of an issue with some
friends of his and he can't figure them out. This
is a very strange situation to hit. Yeah, what is
the deal?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know? Eddie? I don't know if it's because we've
gotten older and a lot of our friends just have
our busy lives now. But most of our friends have kids.
A couple of them don't, I mean literally most of
them have kids. Yeah, and the ones that have, like,
we have a couple of friends who's like, they can't
they just don't want to hang out with you. If
you don't have kids anymore because you don't get it.
Oh yeah, and those people can't stand anymore. You don't
you don't get it. Oh he don't have kids, And

(01:17):
then yes, your face. My buddy, my buddy Jeff, who
I love, he's my best friend. He will say that
to me, but he still like always wants to always
hangs out whenever because he's got family literally like down
the street, so they just drop the doughter off with
the family and they're great.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
But yeah, he'll say that, He's like, but you just
don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm like, yes, I don't. I don't get life because
I don't have a kid. Sure, but but yeah, so
you have these friends, you guys know, you'll get friends
that like Eddie. You know, you have friends that you
don't hang out. They never hang out because they can anymore.
Like b Dub. You always want to hang out with
be Dub, but you can't hang out them a million
things going on. No one can make time. My buddy
Jesse's turned into this and I never see him, and

(01:59):
I was to call him, Yeah, he can never. He's
too busy to ever pick up the phone and call
me for once, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
So you're you're naming names here like like like nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Man, it doesn't matter to me at all. I have
no this doesn't affect because it's true, like nothing. Yeah,
I would say this to their face because this doesn't
This is all true what I'm saying, like, that's all
been said to me, it's all you know. So, so
this couple, I won't name their name because because they
don't have kids, and we really like them. They're great,
but they're very they're always busy. They're the opposite there

(02:31):
that we don't have kids. We never want to have kids.
So we're gonna go you know, one hundred miles an hour.
We're going to We're going to Hawaii one weekend, then
we're going to Thailand the next weekend. Then we're going
to you know, Canada another weekend. Then we're gonna go
to Coachella, and then we're gonna go to Stage Coach
and then we're gonna go to you know, every music

(02:52):
festival and Japan and it's just like it's a lot.
So my wife is very big on double dates, love
the good double How do you feel about that? It
depends on the couple.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
But you're not like immediately, no, with.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
With this couple that I'm talking about, I enjoy hanging
out with them. They're great with with my buddies, I
enjoy hanging out with them. But my most part my
wife's friends. I enjoy hanging out with. It sucked if
she had a friend who had like a husband I
didn't click with, that would suck. But I always feel
corny going on a double date. I always feel corny.
I always feel weird about it. Do you think people care?

(03:32):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
You have to call it a double date. You could
just say I'm going out to dinner with a couple
of friends. I feel like the name is what bothered
double date.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, it's more about like the Okay, we're at this
stage of our lives. We're in the stage where we
go out to dinner and then try to do something
fun afterwards or play a game. I'm gay, that's where
we're at. Wow, And with that that makes that makes
me sad. Sad to go out to you know, our

(04:03):
restaurant and then go play a game that we found
a target makes me sad. That's where I'm out of
my life.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
What would you rather be doing to go to the club?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Or something because well that was me too. You know, no,
I wouldn't, but I just I hate realizing I'm at
that point in my life. That's all. That's all. So.
So we have this couple and they're always very busy,
and it's not just them, but we have another couple
it's like this too, but this couple's wild. And about

(04:31):
last week, last week, two weeks ago, my wife said, hey,
are you guys free this Saturday? And this was on
a Monday. Now, me and my buddies like literally yesterday,
my buddy Jeff, who I just mentioned, tells me I
don't get life. I said to him, yesterday, you guys
down to hang out Saturday? And he went, yeah, sure,
let's do it. This couple that I'm talking about, we

(04:52):
texted them two weeks ago on a Monday and my
wife said, you guys down to hang out Saturday because
there's this new game we all want to.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh no, what is it?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm sarting to feel sad for you now too.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
And and they wrote back, were actually booked until August seventeenth.
No wow, And it starts to and this is there,
This is how some of these couples are they like
book out like it's a doctor's appointment all these weekends
and I think it's insane. And then we were supposed

(05:26):
to hang out with them a couple of weekends ago,
but we didn't because something came up and we couldn't
make it. Haley well part of the I wouldn't even
say slake. There was actually something really crazy happened and
Haley had to go be with a friend and so
she was therefore, so we couldn't make it. So I'm like,
did we get bumped on the list?

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Did we get lower tier? Like? And then I was
thinking do we get lower tier? Do they really? Are
they really that busy? Until the seventeenth How do you
have something going on every weekend? You just have something
going on next weekend. How do you have something going
on every weekend? You are a completely different human being.
You don't want to do stuff. And if they are

(06:07):
a couple that likes to travel and likes to go
be out and about don't have kids, you know, it
makes sense. I just think it's so insane to book
your weekends that far in advancas, like they don't have to,
you know.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
If they're traveling day.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
How do you travel so much? Don't you get tired?
Don't you just want to hang out at home for once?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
You don't understand that there are different types of people.
If there's you who doesn't and then there's people.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You guys have nothing going on until August seventeenth. I
could hang out with you guys this weekend.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, I'm not a world traveler. We all do have kids,
so it's a little bit tougher for us.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I have friends who are sort of like this. They
have a kid, though, but so they book out stuff
with their kid too, so that's in the mix as well.
So we'll say, you know, hey, do you want to
hang out on this day? And they're like, you know,
the next day that I have available is in September.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Annoying? Is how annoying you're not You're not that important?
Up on the calendar sometime.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Actually not free on a Saturday until September.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Please? What you got going on?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Padres game this Saturday?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah, on Saturday the tenth, I have dinner with my
friend Christina. Saturday the seventeenth, I'm going to the horse
races for my family's party. The twenty fourth, I'm doing
this forgotta thing and the thirty first, I have dinner
for my sister's birthday.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
See what she's doing there, She's looking at the calendar
on her phone.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, you guys want to stay my calendar? No, I don't.
You don't have to pull out your book.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
It September seventh.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
This is what you just heard was the only time
Emily has ever been busy. I mean, I mean give
me a breakout. I mean give me a break Now.
Those are Saturdays, exactly. That's the only day Emily will
hang out exactly. So screwed otherwise, you guys, hey, you
want to hang on on Sunday?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Sunday? I got Friday's open though. You want to squeeze
squeeze ye, I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I don't want to hang out.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
How's your how's your calendar looks?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Guy?

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Well, the first Saturday I'm going to be available is uh, the.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Third, that's the Saturday.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Minute after that, I got the ten the follow one.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Wait, so that's every.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
You're not really you're not really booked out?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, no, no, I actually am busy on the twenty four.
I just don't sorry, I'm sure that we have I
have stuff to do. I just don't book it until
you know, I think about it.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
What like, don't commit?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I don't know, like like like like this Saturday, I'm
hanging out with my buddy, Jeff. I'm not going to
write hanging out with somebody. I'm not going to write
down the calendar.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You're but you know that you can't do anything that
this coming weekend because you just made plants.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
That is true, you don't. Yeah, but a double date,
there is trouble book on a double date. I can't
do that. But if something better comes along, I will cancel.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Wait wait a minute, would you say that out loud?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I don't get life, right, Jeff? Okay, that really got them.
So what's the main issue here is that your friends
are busy? Well there, yeah, and I feel like I
feel like it's too much and I want to tell them, guys,
slow down.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
But I mean they're enjoying it. They enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Slow down.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
No one likes it that much, compensate me. No one
likes to be that busy. You ever go on vacation
and it's vacation. You're excited, but you do a lot
of things and you come home and you're just like,
oh god, I need a day. There's no one you
know these people, don't They just keep going, I want
something here are they?

Speaker 7 (09:35):
Are you feeling bad about yourself, like you're not doing
enough as a childless couple?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Not at all, I feel I just feel like, you know,
it's just annoying to be booked out that much? Like
who does Emily think she is? This thing? I got?
My mom paid for this race thing this day. You're
not that busy. Just give a I don't think it's

(10:04):
popular all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
All of a sudden, what an odd take.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
It really is?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Will this effects you asking them to hang out in the.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Future and it'll squeeze you in and you'll be like, oh,
I don't need to squeeze it. Yes, another thing, don't
tell me will squeeze you in. Or we could maybe
if this falls through, we could do this. I'm not
a second choice. Me and my wife are a great time.
Like you don't have time until the end of August.

(10:30):
If you don't have time to the end of August,
that's not unless something better comes along. Well, that's a thing,
that's Haley. Wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
What what's this hot game you want to play?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh, it's shoot, it's some like like you like like
the four of you are in like a murder and
like one of you is a spy or something.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
That's that's what you want to do. You don't want
to go to Thailand, but you want to play this
game from Target. That's your life.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean, these board games can be fun. It's not
Clue Jamie. Comic Con.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Very exciting stuff. Comic Con.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know why you're saying that.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
It doesn't make any sense to play that.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Very exciting.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
All the news that came out of Comic Con this
week where it's incredible. We're going to get into that
later this hour. But when Comic Con is going on,
I don't know about you. If you go there you
see what I'm talking about, or if you just watch
the news. The news is always out there, and they
really look for people who are dressed up. Okay, and
so you know, you see some really cool guys out there,

(11:43):
depends what they're wrong. I don't like the guys to
dress up in the deep cuts, especially like video game
deep cuts.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't know who you are. What are you?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I don't know what you're doing. If you make me
ask you what you are not a fan.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
But I mean some would say they're like the the
the ass at comic Con because they're that deep and
they get it and you don't get it. They're the
true fand walker. I like that too, see it. They
wait all year, they wait all year. They've been working
on their costume, the costume all year. They they drank
all their mountain dew. Hey, they ate all the stereotyping,

(12:21):
and they came out and they're ready to see some
women for the first time in a long time. So Sunlight,
I am the duck billed platypus from BORDERLANDCE five. Okay,
what is that? I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
He was only in it for one second, but I
liked it. Whatever, man reach their own you're into your
own thing.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's great. So if you've ever been to Comic Con,
you know what we're talking about. Yeah, there there are
some real enthusiasts. Okay, And so we created this game
years ago where originally I think we had Boston Rob
do this.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Then Thor jumped in there. Thor took over and he
did it for years.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, I got to Comic Con. I used to love
going to Comic Con, but now it's great. It's awesome.
I get peopeople like it. But after you go a
few times, it's a lot. It's a lot of people
have to gear up, even me. You have to gear
especially when you're in the convention center and everyone's shoulders,
shoulder and a lot of bo sorry, so when you're
wearing costume and a lot of they're just a lot

(13:22):
of very excited notes. Your name's thor I didn't name it, hey,
I was named by you guys.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
You're welcome, and so you know, we've been doing this
for a long time, and so now we've handed the
hammer the gauntlet, if you will. To Jamie, our new
assistant producer, Jamie was going to Comic com We said, ah, dude,
you got to do our game. Are you a virgue?
And we told him, Jamie, you got to go and

(13:51):
look for the people who are dressed up because they're
the biggest enthusiasts out there. Like if you are dressed up,
and like I said, you're like a deep cut person
or somebody, you know, if you're in full Lord of
the Rings gear like you you are committed. Yeah this okay,
And you could kind of see what I'm talking about

(14:12):
when you hear what we're doing here. So we're doing
the game are you a Virgin? Where Jamie is going
to talk to them, and then he's gonna ask him
the all important question, are you a virgin? And based
on what we just heard, we are gonna guess whether
or not we think they are version. Chances are they are. Okay, Well,

(14:32):
I'm just saying this is how it always works. This
is how it always works. All right, Let's hear the
first person that Jamie talks to.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Hey, so, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
My name's Crows, And hell do you I'm forty and
what are you dressed up?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
As?

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Is here?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
I'm currently star Lord Guardians Galaxy three?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Nice? Awesome?

Speaker 10 (14:47):
And can you just give me a little background about
the character, like why you like it so much?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, just his just styled overall swagger. It's uh, he
has this arrogance about him that is both coolness and
also an idiot, which I'm very much. I ride that
line of stupidity and sometimes funny coolness and yet the
awkwardness kind of thing. Yeah, so that's kind of it
applies to me. It works awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And when did you start like liking this character? Oh? God?

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Going back to I'd say twenty eleven during the run
of Infinity where they really started to revamping the Guardians.
Right before even they showed up in the MCU star Lord,
they basically redid completely ended up going out with Kitty
Pride sorry Cat Pride now in the X Men and stuff,
which who was another character I love so Yeah. No,

(15:35):
I followed star Lord ever since then. I was so
happy to see him translate to the big screen.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
So well.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
James Gunn did a hell of a job.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Awesome. This is your first time at comic Con.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
No, I've been coming since two thousand and five.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
One last question, are you a virgin? Wow? Two thousand
and five.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed that. Okay, yes,
I would like to sit down and just chat with him.
I wouldn't get a word an.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Idels listen to that.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
That was incredible. He was very specific, by the way.
I don't know if he caught this, I'm star Lord
from Guardians three.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
They did not catch that. Big difference there is. I
just can't get over that.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
He was forty dude, forty wow. Now you heard a lot,
there a lot. What are your thoughts? Is Crows by
the way, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I mean, he has this like arrogance about him, so
maybe like.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
The ind world, he might kill it. He's cool and
he's cool, and.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
I heard it he said yeah, So honestly, I think
he might be. There's a chance he's slan nerds.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Did you hear.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Writing down there?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (16:50):
I didn't know if we were going to keep score
of who got how many guys?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I think? Are you?

Speaker 4 (16:56):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Honestly I love a good spreadsheet.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
My name a Sky and I've been into Excel spreadsheet
except I was Okay, if this guy was younger, I'd say,
no chance in hell this man has ever had sex,
but just playing the odds because he's forty.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
And I do agree with Emily.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
I don't think he's slaying in the regular world, but
in the nerd world.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
He may have found his niche. So I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Not a virgin, Okay, Thor Scott took the words out
of my mouth. That's exactly what I say. If he
was twenty five virgin totally, but forty it'd be pretty
wild if he was.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
A virgin, and sand I don't care that he's forty. Wait, really,
I don't think he has time for women. Okay, the
guy is buoy like too good, he's got a lot
going on. Yeah, forget about it. Okay, I think he's
a virgin.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, so I'm the one who believes that this guy
is a virgin. Let's hear how he answered, Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Wow, I know people really a virgin Jane forty years old?

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Why would you not? Why would you answer that way?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Would you be a virgin at forty?

Speaker 11 (18:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I gotta find that guy. We got to find this guy.
We have to help him nowadays with all the apps,
you should not be a virgin at forty into it? Man, No, no, need, no,
he's the classic forty year old virgin. Wow.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
He is like I thought when I saw that movie.
There's no way anybody makes it.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
And he's so uncomfortable when he says it.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Uh yeah, yeah, he didn't want to say it.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
For that, would you.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
I appreciate his honesty though.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Let's get to these second persons. Davy talking all right,
what's your name? Uh Cooper?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And how old are you?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm twenty seven?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Awesome? And what are you dressed up as today? I
work from over the garden wall? Awesome? So I'm not
too familiar with that, so can you.

Speaker 10 (18:51):
Just like kind of tell me what's what that's about?

Speaker 12 (18:54):
Sure, it's a Halloween show and a cartoon network where
a couple of children are exploring the unknown and which
is the dark forest and encountering you know, their deans.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Basically awesome, and then tell me a little bit more
about Like your character.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
Is a uh, a teenager who is kind of forlorn
and loves poetry and clarinet and is a little bit awkward,
a little weird, and he's just trying to find himself.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Awesome. Cool? Are you a virgin? He loves poetry and clarinets?
My favorite part is though it's a cartoon show, Halloween,
Halloween cartoon show from the cartoon very specific.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
That's a deep cut. All right, Sky, What do you think?
Is that guy a virgin?

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Okay, I mean I mean I over the last guy. Yeah,
I'm still blown away by that guy, which I thought
kind of cooler character than this. I mean him your
dude a cartoon hall. No, Yeah, that guy's a virgin?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Do you think I mean, without a out, it would
be more stunning than the other guy being a virgin
if he's not a vision. This guy, I'm gonna I'm
gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Because it's such a deep cut I feel like there
is another human, probably female, that also enjoys this and
that's it. And just because of that, he's had sex
maybe once with her. With her not a virgin, I.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Mean, obviously this guy is a virgin. And did you
hear him?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Let's find out if this deep cut cartoon network show
guy is a virgin.

Speaker 12 (20:43):
I'm super good at not answering this question. But this
is my girlfriend.

Speaker 13 (20:50):
I know.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I'm telling you guys, I know girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
How much of that girl is the only other person
that is really into that show that he is? Yeah,
they found each.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Other one I get a chat room for the show.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
She flew in from wherever, North Dakota or whatever. Yeah,
could you do comic Con? And this is the first
time they're hanging out.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Oh really probable. Oh that's exciting for them.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Let's get to the next person for a version.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
All right, what's your name? My name is Nick, And
are you I am thirty six? Awesome? Can you tell
me what you're dressed up as?

Speaker 14 (21:23):
I am dressed up as my own vault dweller from
Vault thirty three from the Fallout Show.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Okay, cool, Can you just give me like a little
bit more like background like about the show and stuff
like that.

Speaker 14 (21:33):
Uh, it's well, it's based on the video game that's
been around for man but almost thirty years now, and
it takes place in the canon of the video games
that existed before it. In fact that the show takes
place further along the timeline. You know, it's like a
post apocalyptic depiction of like an alternate history America where

(21:55):
we actually drop bombs instead of the Cold War, and
you know, there are certain corporations that made it, so
you know, certain people would live and certain people what
the wikipedo the drama around that.

Speaker 10 (22:08):
When did you first like get into this series, this world.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
I've always liked Fallout.

Speaker 14 (22:14):
I started playing Fallout three and like two thousand and seven,
I think, is when that game came out, and I
played Fallout four, and I recently just played New Vegas,
which is one of the older ones that came out
in like twenty twelve or something like that, and I
really liked the world. Like the game is like fine
to me, but the universe of Fallout inspired me to

(22:36):
finally make a cost.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So I got one last question for you. Are you
a virgin? N Oh, my god, The Fallout is a
huge show. It was like it's Amazon's like biggest show. Yeah,
but that guy is deep, really big thing. Wow, all right, Thor,
we have a slight lisp going on here. Thirty six
show so thrown off now, I mean the old guy

(23:00):
a virgin and I'm still heartbroken for him. The other
guy had a girlfriend, still don't know if he was
a virgin. Didn't even answer it. She said he had
a girlfriend. That doesn't mean much. That doesn't mean much.
That does they could hugm I'm gonna say he's very
in the video games. So he is a virgin.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Going is a virgin for the first time. My nerd
senses are a little thrown off. I'm not really sure
what to believe. Really, Yes, he.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I really don't know. That thirty six number scares me
off a little bit. But I do think he's pretty
deep into this. I'm going virgin. What do you think, Emily?

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Yeah, I don't think he leaves his house. He's just
playing these video games all day.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
He's at comic one time a year. Yes, he's a virgin.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You think everybody's a virgin. I agree.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
I mean because he started referencing dates like, you know,
two thousand and seven, so he he hasn't even thought
about girl since.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, let's see if Fallout Guy is a vision
or not. Yeah, yeah, I'm three for three. Yeah, the
way I love these guys.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Guy. Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Good job, Jamie. That was fantastic. I can't wait. Now
we are about to get an update on what is
going on with Emily's cat, frank frank her.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Name is Frankie. I just her name is.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, you get confused because again you never don't talk
about your cat.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
That all you hate it.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I don't hate you.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Did say one time that you love your dog more
you did.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
That was a wow.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yes, Tito and Lucida came and if we were ranking them, uh, Tito,
Lucita r I p is no long with us, would
be Lucida probably Tito.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Frank there's some reason about.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Lucida. Tito, Frankie, Robert, we.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
All got that.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
So Frankie, we've had her for I think it's been
like seven isshu years. Got her from the Humane Society.
She was an adult cat, She was feral. She had
like a clipped ear which is how you know that
they you know, they find these feral cats, spay them
and then clip their ear and it's.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
A whole thing. So anyway, we got her.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
So she's been mostly an outdoor cat, but she comes inside.
Back in the beginning, she would come inside like twenty
percent of the time, and then now she's been getting older,
she's been inside a whole lot more. And so that's
when when I think, when we talked about this, she
was outside about twenty percent of the time, so I
wasn't spending as much time with her. So that's why

(25:38):
she was third person on the totem pole.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh no, like food is the food inside?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Food's inside?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Okay, she there's no little box inside the house though,
because she just goes outside, which has been awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Roberts. Yeah, do they go Yeah, they both and they
both did food outside.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
So do I like a peepad inside for Robert? Oh?

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Well, So over the past few years, she's been inside
a lot more, and so I've been growing more fond
of her, and you might have been hearing about her
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
That again is no longer with us automatic.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
And so so that's kind of been the status of her.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
And like I said. She still is outside often. And
that's when recently we went on vacation, and in the
past we go on vacation, she's fought like she's like
I said, she's been feralh her whole life. She's a
cat that we'll make like he put her bed and
a little like house type of a thing on our
front porch that's lifted up, and leave food out there.

(26:43):
And then we have a neighbor that will come check
on her and would let her in and hang out
with her for a minute, and then she just goes outside.
She'd sleep outside often, you know, for for a long
long time. So it's pretty easy with her when we'd
go on vacation. And so a couple of weeks ago,
we went out of town for the weekend. Did the
same process, left the bed, all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Come back.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
This isn't a couple weeks ago, excuse me, this is
about a month a little over a month ago.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Come back and she doesn't show up.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
She doesn't show up, which sucks, and it's been like
a day, but this has happened so many times. A
day goes by, you know, two days go by. Obviously,
second day. I'm starting to get a little worried. But
then third day, I'm like, well, this is not really
ever happened before, so obviously I start freaking out. So
the first thing I do is go on the next

(27:30):
door app and post a couple photos of her, and
then you know, you know, missing cat, is anybody seen her?
Let me know, blah blah blah. And then that same day,
a little bit later, I got on my computer and
I make a wanted poster or not wanted, not wanted
to want to.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
That's the wrong way to put it.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Don't do anything wrong, missing posts.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
And I'm I'm pretty good at like making little posters
on on Microsoft Word or like Photoshop, and so I
put it.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You know, you were a graphic designer.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
I was, well, I dropped out.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
I did go to the artist to for graphic design
for a year, so so I feel like that. Okay,
So I put on the poster you know, missing, And
then I didn't put wanted.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I didn't cowboy picture, yeah, the outlaw picture that would
be legit graphic.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Little with a little gun in her paw, a star.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
People would pay attention to that so much more than
anything else.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
You're so right.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
And then I put a couple of different photos of her,
you know, and she is side notes she is a
oh my gosh, tabby, a tabby sorry the tabby. The
I know more about your cat, I did.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I do hate her. I love tabby cat.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
So she's got really cool color and black, white and
orange like kind of a bright, very distinct, very distinct.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
In the coloring of the cat.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
And I put my photos and I say, if you've
seen her, bla blah blah blah blah, phone number, all
that stuff, right, And so I priant a bunch of
those bad boys out, and I'm getting ready to go
out on my trek around the neighborhood with my car
and my staple thing and my tape and stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Walk up very walkable neighborhood to get those stuff.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Far are we putting these posters up? I mean, it
was really hot out. It was really hot out.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
It's probably like ninety outside of I was going to
go like five blocks away. Probably would have been a
good reason to get exercise, and then I could have
asked people.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I mean, that might have been a.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Better idea if one of my cats, if one of
my cats were missing, I would I wouldn't go to work.
I wouldn't just work. I would just be goering the streets.
So I found I wouldn't be asleep. Luckily, you have
indoor cats, so yeah, but if they if they got
out kidding me.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
And so I get ready to go set out on
my trek. The cars running out front.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
And I was left your car running?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Well, no, I just turned it on. I was grabbing
some stuff inside. It's in the driveway. It's so crazy.
Did you hear how hot it was? I gotta get
that ac star.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
These stories are in the news all the time.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Guy Hey, and I go inside, and Robert had just
gotten home from work, and I show Robert my posters.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
I go, hey, I'm gonna go put these around the
neighborhood to look for Frankie.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
And he goes, why are they in black and white?
What do you mean? He goes, you didn't spring for
the color print.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
He goes, She's an orange, orange and black and white cat.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Orange like that makes her distinctive.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
I wrote on the poster orange black and white tabby.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
So in my mind I don't need to put.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
But if I'm looking for the cat, I see the
good and I see the cat. That doesn't make any
sense that it wouldn't be in color. I don't want
to be able to see I'm.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Looking for a black and white cat, because that's.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Did you see I wrote the world.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I don't think nobody ever reads that. No, no, they
just look at the cat and then you kind of
your head around and you walk away.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Well I don't have that thought, so I stuck with
my posters.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Emily.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I did post on that store everywhere.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Like you get what you pay for, you pay for
So she doesn't care. I mean, she clearly doesn't. The
fact that you're even here, I'd be walking around the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Like I said, I did walk around the neighborhood eventually
to look for her.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Eventually, I put.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Put the posters up and it didn't work. So unfortunately,
where we're at right now is still.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Coming home every day. If she's a she's there. She
has a missing over month over a month.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Yeah, I know, I know, and it's super sad and
it does suck.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
But not as much as the other with Tito got Killer.
Will you get another cat?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
We're thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Wow, you're just going to replace her? Huh, you're those
kind of people.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
We want a kitten, we want a kitten. We're still.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I don't know this outdoor.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
I have outdoor couts like Frankie lives who chances on trees.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Aint.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
I understand that, but I'd rather have a shorter life
and have it be more abundant doing things that cats
want to do. My opinion.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
Well, and do you think the twins the boys in
her house can keep a door closed? I mean, I
don't know. I'm saying they're running in and out and
doors are open everywhere.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
No chance if you live, don't want to.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
And you see an orange, black and white cat, take
a photo and send it to me because it could be.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Actually, don't keep it because you'll give it a batter life.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Family say that, will they send it to you in
black and white?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah? People show up with skunks. They're like a sister sky.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
I mean, I'm sorry, Sorry, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I mean, I don't. You did just say you'd rather
than be dead than be inside. It's a wild thing
to say.

Speaker 15 (33:30):
You ever wonder what Ronnie from Jersey Shore would sound like.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Wishing you a happy birthday? Hey, what's up with your boy?

Speaker 13 (33:38):
Ronnie?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Here?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I just wanted to say happy birthday.

Speaker 15 (33:41):
I hope you enjoy yourself, drink a lot of ron
Ron Juice GTL, though out of your.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Party, will it's time for the show. It's time for
the show's cameo roulette.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Ah, yes, cameo of course, the website where you can
order up personalized messages from different selectberties, different levels of
celebrities as well, and you get to basically tell them
whatever it is you want. They record a video for you.
It's fantastic, but they set their own price. So we
spin a wheel. Whatever celebrity on cameo it lands on, you,

(34:14):
guys got to figure out how much are they charging?
What do they think they're worth. It's a fascinating game.
All right, let's go ahead and spin the wheel. See
what it lands on.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
First.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh, this is interesting. It has landed on the patriarch
of the Manning family. Oh, that would be the matrix,
Archie Manning, the NFL Hall of Famer, father of Peyton Eli,
the rest of the crew, grandfather of arch Yes, very true.

(34:49):
So Archie Manning, how much is he charging on cameo?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
What do you thinks? Guys?

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Oh my god, I feel like this should be a
lot of money, but I don't want to get too crazy.
I hate when I have to go first on these
sports guys. I'm going to keep it cool and say
five hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
That's keeping it cool. I wanted to get crazy more like, yeah, okay,
what do you think?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
You know?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I'm not sure Archie. Uh, Archie is a little older,
and who wants to Like if I'm going to get
a Manning cameo, I want Peyton or Eli but they're
not on care but they're not because I'd be crazy. Yeah, Eli,
So what I want to Archie?

Speaker 15 (35:31):
One?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
If you're a New Orleans Saints fan?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Maybe yeah, you know, yeah, if you're a New Orleans
Saints fan. Though he never want anything, but uh yeah no,
that's my dad tells me all the time. For some reason.
It's one of those things he always talks about, big fan.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Okay, want this?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, my dad would love. I thought he'd be more
of a Frand targeting fan. Of course he is Fran Targeting,
played for the Giants and the Vikings. My dad loves them.
I'm gonna say, Archie Manning charges three fifty three fifty
All right, what do you think, Emily?

Speaker 6 (36:06):
First, I was gonna go a little higher than Sky,
but I think that's getting crazy. I'm gonna go in
between them and say four fifty four fifty.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Well because thour went the lowest. Oh, he's the closest.
Because Archie Manning only charges three hundred dollars. Oh, fairly reasonable.
All right, let's see what you get for three indreducks
from Archie Manning.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
Hey, Rob, Archie Manning here, first one, wish your happy birthday.
I want to thank you for being such a big
fan of Peyton. I know you got to meet him
a couple of years ago, but I really appreciate you
being a big fan. And also I have a great
birthday special surprise, Rob.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Hey, Rob Taydon here, Happy birthday. Holy Holy I would
if that was I got that and Eli showed up.
All well, think Peyton showed up. Think about that. That's
pretty paid for, Archie. I got paid. You got Peyton
man That's crazy. They see like the best guys ever.

(37:11):
I want to have to be with.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Them all lens on this time. Oh man, Okay, guys,
it is landed on Zach good what you're not familiar?

(37:33):
You don't have the name, don't know, you don't need
to google that. Emily, how dare you?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
How dare you.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
That Good obviously is the new lead singer of smash Mouth.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Stoping. Okay, oh no, you hear right?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
The new lead singer of smash Mount the Steve guys out.
He's got issues. So he's done. I think that's his name.
I think he's dead. Did he die?

Speaker 10 (38:00):
Know?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Some serious issues?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Those are some bades.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Don't remember?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
He was having like all kinds of crazy And listenin's
your father who attacked this man?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Oh yeah, my my father in law, niter Greg got
blocked by the lead singer of smash Mouth because he
was trolling him on Twitter?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Why was he doing that?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Ended up killing him?

Speaker 16 (38:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
No, all right, come on, So the new singer smash
Mouth is a guy named Zach Good. How much do
you think he charges on cabo thor fifty bucks?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I mean, how could he charge more? Smash Mouth? Yeah,
I feel like Jamie, our phone screader, knows who it
is and like loves him for some reason. Jamie was like,
oh yeah, he rips Good. Do you think I'm good Man?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Still my answer with fifty bucks, I think I might
go lower.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Oh this is really rude. That is not an all
star attitude.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Forty five dollars for five dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
He's out, he's not too over. You think.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
This is like Eddie's Hottest Gill List all over again.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
How well, I don't think Steve from Smash Pop is
you can compare it to Raquel, Well, well both of them.
You didn't realize that pass.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Okay, Okay, we got a forty five and a fifty.
I'm gonna go a little higher. I'm gonna give a
goodie some props. Good exactly, I'm gonna go seventy five dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Well, okay, one of you has hit it right on
the head. Person that said fifty bucks, you nailed it.
Zach Good say, if he's not singing smash Mouth, I'm
out of here. We'll switch again for fifty bucks from
the new lead singer of smash Mouth.

Speaker 15 (40:11):
Hey want This is Zach from smash Mouth. And some
body once told me that it is your birthday. So
I want to let you know that your spoons love
you very much and they want you to know that
you are always enough. So listen, Happy birthday, and I
hope you have an awesome time. And I can see
at a show sometime we could rock out to All
Star because that will be Killer. And by the way,

(40:32):
I'm dressed like this because I'm on the road in
a hotel room on my way to a Hawaiian party, Luau,
and I stopped to do this to make sure that
I didn't forget about your birthday. Have a great one
and we will talk to you on the road.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Peace. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
That sounds like a new lead singer of that sounds
perfect everything. Yeah, oh there you go. All right, got
time for one more spin the wheel. See what it
lends on this time? Okay, Well, this is landed on
somebody that I believe Sky you are very familiar with

(41:06):
huge in the nineties because this is the creator of
Tybo Billy Blanks.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Remember Billy Blank, the VHS of Tibo.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Yes, I played softball with Billy Blake's time when I
did this celebrity softball game.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
I swear we hear about the celebrity softball five.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Times a year because I was playing with gold Bird,
Steve Garvey and Billy Blake's.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
That's a crew and Emily, Yeah, was he cool?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Or was he?

Speaker 16 (41:40):
Also?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
He was a nice guy?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
He's wearing these wild pants?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Was he kicking and punching and holly shirt?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Sick? Wow? All right? So Billy Blank's the creator of
tibo on cameo. What do you think he charges? Emily?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Oh my guy, your my guy.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
He was a gem. He was super sweety. Not sure
how many people want this these days, but I'm going
to this.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
She would. I'm gonna go with a hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
One hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
What do you think skuyh?

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Yeah, I still think he's a superstar? Is still I
mean a motivational like a mugger. I'm gonna say one.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Fifty one fifty, all right? What do you think? Thor
oh Man? Not as familiar, not as familiar with Billy Blanks.
I remember the infomercials, Yeah for sure, d and Imber
and I remember being like, man, who's buying that? And
now I'm like, you're talking about Sky Overall's doing it?

Speaker 17 (42:30):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Or is his post overalls.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
During the Overall Live?

Speaker 7 (42:33):
I mean, I'm not wearing them while looking, but I
got good.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Short, Yeah, you got it. I'm gonna say ninety bucks.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Ninety bucks? Well, because Sky went the highest. She knows
her guy, Oh here's the closest. Because Billy Blanks charges
two hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
One hundred dollars Billy Blanks is like the perfect cameo guy.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, it's a year.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Get ready to be hyped.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Just from Billy Blake's likes.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
This is Billy Blakes. I want to shout out to
you and say, hey, that's a cool name. But first
of all, I just gonna say thank you for giving
me an opportunity to uh come into your household and
work out with you. I want to say thank you
for being motivated to wanting to help yourself be the
best you can be. Keep up the good work. Don't
get discouraged, get encouraged, and just.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Know whatever you want to do.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
We have an opportunity to make choices in our life,
and look, you made some great choices. So keep up
the good work. Don't get discouraged, put on the power,
go for it. Thank you and keep up the good work.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Look at I am so motivated. Oh yeah, all right,
good good batch of celebrities. So Emily, I.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Guess, ran into a little bit of a situation yesterday.
She was out as a third wheel.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
On a date. Oh god, what a loser, son, reed.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
The Riz the newest newest chick in his life.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Oh no, we talked Emily out of being in the
same movie theater. But that was insane. If you're gonna
do anything, you stay in the parking lot like a
freak show and watch Netflix.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Rights guy, thank you by just in case anyone, But
you're not only helicopter.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
You can't know, and you do that until she's what thirty,
yeah or whatever she's You know, if you when your
daughter goes on her first date, you're not gonna do that.
R I mean, are you out of your mind? Of
course she is.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Drop off, you go home, and then you're gonna come back.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Steady, Come on, you know her better than that.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
We can't.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
You know, what do you mean you got to be
a row You don't going to be on the date?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Well, it just depends. It just it depends where the
date is. What they're doing.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
A coffee shop.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
A coffee shop.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
They're gonna have lunch, They're gonna have coffee.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
I don't know that that's a drop off.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
You're not gonna hang out on the parky lot.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
No, she's gonna get a table nearby and I put
the put a hat on and put the menu over
her tiny ape. That's what she's gonna do. I can't
guarantee you're right, yeah, you're right, that's the place. Not good.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
I want something to eat too, movies, I'll probably I can.
I can drop off and pick up a lot of places,
but if it's far away, like then we have an issue,
you know, like.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I just want to go to the mall and walk around,
you tc.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
She'll walk around, She'll walk around the mall and be like,
what are you guys doing here? Oh my god, I
love bug.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
But I dropped them off. I know they're there, so yeah,
well walking around the mall. I bet what are you
doing at hardware? They went into restoration hardware out of
all the stores.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh, it's crazy. Ask if they want to do a
double how about those cabinet handles.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
No, I could see that happening. But double dates not no,
not an actual double date, but like being like, oh,
me and the hobby, I wanted to try that restaurant.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
We're going to get a table on the other side.
You could see that happening. That's exactly what's going on.
I could see that. And then your husband's going to
be miserable the whole time. Yeah, he's gonna be miserable.
She's going to be miserable.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
Everybody involved will be miserable except for me, who will
be giddy about the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Well, we talked to Emily out of going to the
movie as well, because that was your original plan.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Right, Yeah, I was going to be in there and
kind of sit far away.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I'm really surprised by that, because Emily likes to play
it cool, be the cool mom. But we know it's
like when reads in the garage, Emily will come out and,
you know, make him a sandwich or something like she's
the cool mom. So I'm surprised by that.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Yeah, I mean it was in the early stages. Thank god.
I talked to my friends in here about it, and.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
You know, very cool.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Now, you guys understand, you're very cool about it. You
help me work it out, and it was fine. I
did play it cool.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Yesterday was the day I was going to go to
the movies at Liberty Station, and so I dropped them off.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Wow, well that's a good Yeah, that's a good move.
They'll be fine, I know, And it was whatever, you
don't need to observe and report.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
And it's like I started thinking too, It's like if
this girl's dad, who's really cool, if he's okay with this,
Like why should. I like, if he's okay with it,
and he's a protective dad, I would assume why would
I not be?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Okay, you know what I mean? So I did come
to my sense a little bit.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
So you're all the way. You went all the way
to the lot, right, so you're all the way in
Liberty Station.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah, my class. If it was my kid, he'd be
going to the cheapest theater. Yeah, exactly, Ultra star. Yeah,
I don't know a lot. My dad would laugh at me.
You're you're not going to all the way home and
come all the way back for that.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
No, I'm not going to drive all the way home
come all the way back for that.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I understand that.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
So I actually ended up killing two birds with one
stone and scheduled a doctor's appointment, my doctors and Livercrest
during the time so that I could go do that.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Well they know, no, just a regular okay. I didn't
have my annual.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
I don't think it matters on the drive there my
pap right now. Yeah, I don't think the drive the okay, really,
I don't think she's telling the kids about her pap.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Guys off the lot. I'm going to my guy.

Speaker 13 (48:30):
I know.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I didn't tell the girl yo though some weird stuff
going on down there, say that just jumps out of
the car just to golf and stuff.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
So I had that plan, was doing good time management.
But I had some time to kill before my doctor's
point to kill. I know, so crazy and I do.
And so I was in Hillcrest, went to a couple
of shops and then I was hungry before my doctors.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
You have to kill an hour before the.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Doctors weren't even started.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
And so I went to this little Mexican spot across
the street from the shop I was in, and it's
a kind of a casual Mexican spot, but they do
have servers, and I wanted to just grab a quick taco,
and so I went and sat down at the.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Little You have no shame in your game when it
comes to eating by yourself, Absolutely not actually, And people
are worried about that kind of stuff, yeah, self conscious,
but I don't care.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
I do not care.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
I actually kind of enjoy it just sitting there peacefully,
especially for like a lunch.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
So I sit at the bar and there's like.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
The manager of bartender person just walking around, and he
comes over and takes my order. And I ordered taco
and then just one taco. He said, they're pretty big,
and I wasn't starving. I didn't need a full play
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I just wanted one, like a little tiny piece of
meat loaft.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
So I consider it kind of a snack. One taco
is a second that is not a snack.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
How dare you? Don't you dare?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
What kind of taco do you go today?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Thank you for asking. I did their grilled mahi mahie Taco.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Writes not they did this like apple slaw delight tortilla.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I'm a Mexican. That really bothers me.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Excuse me?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
And so, uh he takes my taco order and I'm
sitting there just drinking my water, and then he comes
from no no Eddie, and so he comes back like
a few minutes later and goes, hey, would you like
some chips.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
While you wait?

Speaker 6 (50:29):
I'm not gonna say no to chips obviously, Yeah, that'd
be great.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Now that's a meal. If it was just a chips,
that's a snack.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
And she was like, if there's a side, it's a meat.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
You had a meal.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
And they had a delightful little uh salsa cart behind
something all kinds of different homemade sausae.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
You know, spectacular.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
So I help myself to the sauca bar. He brings
you my chips.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
Taco comes a little bit later, fine, delicious, get the check.
The check comes, and that's when I see the check
come and it was thirteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
For one taco. For a taco and margarita.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
I didn't get a market just one shot together.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
No, I didn't get it. Drink water with a lemon.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
If it's in a shot glass, it's not actually a drink.
It's a shot drink.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Had I not been going to the doctor, probably would
have gone, okay, okay, all right, right right, So then
they give me the bill thirty bucks. I was like,
WHOA Like, I don't always look at everything itemized either inflation.
And that's when I notice that my taco was on
there was kind of expensive because it was a mahi,
so it was like eight ish bucks. And then that's
when I go and see another charge on there for

(51:46):
the chips.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
The chips. I got charged two and fifty dollars chip.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Choco Sky goes to.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Damn it Gold and I got charged two dollars and
fifty cents for the chips, and I'm thinking to myself,
what why would they charge for the chips? The guy
never mentioned anything about a charge for the chips. I
assumed it's like when you go to anywhere on the border,
wherever Mexican place, and then they just bring you chips
and sauce it to your table, like.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Everybody like bread before the table or yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Like most best places, you get complimentary like.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I sit down place. Yeah it's twenty twenty four May, and.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
I didn't see it coming, and that's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
He did say do you want chips? He did because
if they were did if it's a complimentary chip, they
just bring them.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Now my yet, my my initial reaction when somebody says
do you want chips? I would go how much? Or
just or are they? Are they in the house? And
then he would have been like, no, they're so, and
so I would have been like.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
But I I take issue with the switch with him
saying while you wait.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
If he said would you like to order chips?

Speaker 8 (53:00):
I totally get what you guys were saying, But what
he said, would you like someone while you wait? I
would take that as their complimentary like I wouldn't think
I'd be charged for them, because.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Would you say when you complained?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Well, I saw it was confused a little bit.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I thought about something. I would really complain, but.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
There was like one other person, dude sitting at the
bar look around for me eating. It was very very
quiet inside, and if I would have said something, everybody
that was there would have hurt. So I decided, well,
I'm the servers, and I decided that I was going
to just pay it, not ask any questions, just pay
it and get the hell out of it.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I mean, why can't you just say, oh, I thought
the chips were complimentary.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I would have been. I would have the person would
have came over the waiter. I would have had the
receipt in my hand, and I would went.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
The chips weren't free, didn't you say?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I thought, you face the chips aren't free, and they
would have been like, oh no, I like what I
wish I would have known that. Yeah, when you offered
them to me, I thought I thought they were fining much.
What else does the water free to? Or try to
pay for water?

Speaker 10 (54:08):
Now?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Aggressive I don't do any of that?

Speaker 6 (54:13):
Would well, I missed my opportunity. I'm out thirteen bucks
or whatever the hell and fifty dollars. Ye.

Speaker 17 (54:20):
Well, I don't know if this happens with you guys
or not, but sometimes I'll have like fond memories of
things and I'll try to recreate those things with my
kids and it.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Just doesn't go over as well. Oh yeah, do you
know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Yes, okay, Oh, I have multiple things.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Really okay, So yeah, that's kind of what happened yesterday
where my truck is absolutely filthy because we did one
of the park and ride things, you know, at the airport,
and so it sat outside uncovered for a week and
it's just filthy. And I was like, okay, well, I
need a car wash bad, Like I made this thing

(55:00):
discussing because it's black truck and so it's like Choke
Terrible does show and so I was like, oh, I
gotta go get a car washing. And then I had
his thought, it's summertime. I remember when I was a kid,
I would always wash my parents' cars out in front
of our house, and it was one.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Of my tours. Really.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
It was one of the things that I would get
an allowance for, and so it was one of the
things that I remember fondly doing.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
In the summertime, Eddie, I was not allowed to wash.
My dad's really allowed. My dad's a freak show and
he washed both cars and he wouldn't he wouldn't even
let me help them.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I mean, that's kind of the opposite of what I
would think, because he mean, he would use you a
lot for child.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah, oh yeah. When it came to vacuuming the house,
I had to do it. When it came to moment along,
I had to do it, when it came to raking
the leaves, I had to do it.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
All things that he didn't really want to do.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Yeah, he would say that's what I had you for
when I'd say, why do I have.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
To do it?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
But the hard washed I wasn't even allowed. Honestly, I
wasn't even have to look at it if he was
washing and I go, Dad, do you want me to
help knock at you?

Speaker 8 (56:08):
So what's the motivation that he doesn't want you to
mess it up?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Or did he actually enjoy it? I think there's a
I think there's a combination. He didn't trust me to
scratch it because he'd always say I'd always go, well,
why can't I wash it? I'm just going to use
the same rag you're usual, and he'll say I would
scratch it, so he didn't want me to scratch it.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
So yeah, there may be something to Big Vic's thought
process really, not that you were going to mess it
up scratch it wise. But I don't think you would
have done a good job. I would have done a
good job.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I think I don't think about washing. What do you
know about Washington? I mean, I'm not more on it.
It's so so do you know what do you what
do you know about buying couches? Yeah, that is true
that that's a famous big Lick line. I went to
buy a couch and he asked me, what do I
know about buying companies?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
You know?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I mean you go to Jerome's. What is there to know?
But for the most part, he didn't want to do things,
so I had to do that. But my mom was
the same way, very controlling. So like my mom would
always do she'd cook and do the dishes, and if
I would say, once in a blue move, my own
would dish. And I got it because they didn't. They

(57:18):
were just controlling about certain things exactly. Yeah, but vacuiming
the moment of law, and they didn't care.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
The car wash thing was used to just be kind
of a fun summer I guess activity that's hot.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
You're the hose gun like you get splashed, put on
your swim trunks.

Speaker 7 (57:33):
Yeah, I put on my bathing suit.

Speaker 16 (57:35):
Like.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
I don't even think it was one of my chores.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
I think I just kind of enjoyed it and I
liked being outside of my bathing suit.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
That's what it became, you know, Like it was. It
was one of my things that I had to do
as a tour. But I liked it, so I didn't
mind doing it, and so I'd get out there, washed car.
It was the whole thing. So I thought to myself, Okay,
it's summertime. I got two kids. They're sitting around doing
nothing right now. I haven't washed my trucks great, And

(58:02):
I said, okay, you know what, I think they can
handle it. I thought, okay, well do I need a supervise?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Come on? How hard is it?

Speaker 15 (58:10):
Like?

Speaker 7 (58:10):
Do you give a tutorial? I?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Well, I did it.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
So my wife Debora was there, okay, and I said
what do you think about them washing my truck? And said, oh,
that's a great idea. I said, okay, well, you know
what do we have any shammis or.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Old but the yellow.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Of course, you don't have anything like that.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, but she said, we have a couple of those
micro fiber towels you could probably use and be safe
for the truck.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
It said. Perfect. She goes, well, we don't have any
car wash soap. I go, Debora, what what is that?
We just have dawn, just put them in in a
pail and a bucket and fill it up and then
you're washing your car. That's all. That's all I used
to do. I go, I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I don't think we need special car wash soap for the.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I would get car works. What does that even mean?
I don't know, but I get it.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Do they have it?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Go to like like Auto Zone or O'Reilly's and then uh,
pet boys, Yeah you get a car wash stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah. I don't even know what that would sell. I know,
I know about armor all and they're with rays and
things like that, but just the.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Washing up with your truck too. I'd want to get
one of those, like, uh, like one of those rush
brushes with the long arm.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
You really get bristles, that makes sense. I'm not gonna
pay for that, you know, But I mean, we have
step ladders. I mean, if they want to get up
there and really do a good job.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
You're not big on going to like a soapie Joe's
or something I can I've done.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
That's where I always get my car car washing. This
this is gonna be super fun and again child labor. Yeah,
it's gonna save me twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Let me laugh with each other each other. Bubbles.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Still, that was that was the thought problem. So I
started a new video game, and so you know what
that means. I know, I get taken over my family.
They're done. And so I said to myself, Okay, if
if Debra is gonna be out there, she can supervise,
this will be fine, no big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I'll go in and play my video game. They're gonna
have a great time. So play my game. A little while.
Goes by, I are you distracted by all the giggling
and too far away?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
It's in the front of the house where I'm in
the back of you know, so I don't know exactly
what's going on. And then about maybe an hour goes by,
Deborah comes in just completely exasperated, like like like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Oh my god, why is she so so tired? I
don't know. She's kind of wet. No, No, what's going on?
Why was she out there? She was the supervis she
was a Supervisor's just like, is Debrah like have a
little bit of sky in her where she has to
get in there? Kids nobody, But he's like a little

(01:01:03):
a little little bit maybe a little bit. I can
hear it, and I go, what's going on? She goes, well,
we'll just finished the car an hour to you. Okay,
we go, how does it look? She goes, to be
honest with you, Not great? I appreciate the what what
do you mean? Not great? What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Because they were just they were fighting. They couldn't agree
with who was doing what. No, she goes, we didn't
have the right buckets.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
What right buckets? I have a ton of buckets. Yeah,
you know, you get the home depot buckets. I get
a bunch of different buckets for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
That. I have a ton of buckets, and there the
right bucket. I just told you any of those buckets.
But I mean, what does she think she used the beach?
You use one of the I've ever heard yet, Like
I want to say, really odd, moru talking about that

(01:02:07):
much water?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Plus it's there's no sand residu in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I haven't really got to inspect truck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Really upset.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yeah, so she's like, yeah, you know, and then then
my son Jack is just spraying. Everybody said it didn't
go that great. She goes, you know, so yeah, just
tomorrow you'll you need to look at it. And I go, okay,
and so I I this morning. You know, it's dark,
so I didn't really get to see. I went up

(01:02:38):
there and looked, and they didn't dry it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
So it's all water stands and it's worse, and it's
and it's and it's hot out so it probably dries
super fast.

Speaker 18 (01:02:49):
And you have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
What you should have done is you have a little
overhand you have in front of your front door. You
should have put it underneath there. So it's in the shade.
Well guess that's where they washed it. So and I'm like,
why would you even? I go, why didn't you move it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
So they were and they were doing it in the shade.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yes, it doesn't make anything. Nothing they made any sense.
And so that I go, okay, Well, I go, did
you at least get the step ladders out and do
the top She's like, oh no, wait a minute, what
did you wash just the side?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
I don't understand what was done.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
And you have a lifted truck. How they like? There's
the way they could have even reached the top of
the windshield, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
They didn't know it's just water. They just sprayed it,
spray it barely. I go, I can't believe I had
to go out there and tell you exactly what to do.
That's pathetic.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Well it should have been expected because we have funny
you mentioned car wash. There's a bit of a car
wash situation going on at our house right now. The
other day where he's trying to raise money to like the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Kid's always up to something. I swear this kid is
always up to something. He's crying, oh my god. Where
He's always got a side us. He's always got a
side ust. Have you heard a lottery scratch? He's lawns,
he's moving leaves around.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Remember when she bought him that one whole machine?

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Business Cards.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Hired him one time and it was the worst thing
I've ever Yeah, one of the worst jobs I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
An igot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
So he's ended up using a rake the entire time
because that dumb thing didn't even money for well, because
mom keeps stealing from his back. He doesn't know where
it's going. Took all his dates out. You know, he's
the wizard.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
He's the wizard. No, So I don't know what he
needs the money for then.

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
But now he wants to like modify his new Razor
E bike that he has, wants to add something to
it that I guess the kids are doing sat on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
So what's to raise money better? Ones?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Yeah, yeah, just put some clothes pins with the playing cards.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Here coming from I don't know if kids are doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
That happened that really changed changed.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
So it comes to me and he says, I want
to make some money, and I said, okay, well how
are you going to do that? And then he says,
oh you washing a car washing? I washed cars around
the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Wow, I go, what, I go? Where are you going
to wash them?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Who's going to trust? All is fourteen? Who's going to
try It'd be tough to trust a fourteen year old
to wash my car?

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Well I wouldn't and like a random not your own kid,
and clearly they're not going to do a good job,
because that's exactly what I told him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
I went read, I go, you don't know how to
wash a car? Goes we could figure it out, and
I go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
No chance, not know about what do you know about
buying a couch? Car differences? I was like twenty five.
My dad told me that it's fourteen year old. Yeah,
I was like thirty. I was like thirty five. Yeah,
there's when could you get your workers permit at fifteenen?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Is that's still the way it is?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I think? So I don't know because fifteen. Let me
tell you something. I would not be surprised if Reid
gets a job right at fifteen and becomes working at McDonald's.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Managers reference, you just said he did a horrible job
at your house, though that was four years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Oh okay, ten okay, so you'll vouch for him now?

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Okay, so under references, he says ed, and then assistant
manager Gilroy California night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Wow, a long time ago. Yeah it was a kid.
Oh wow, look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
So he's gonna go to door to door and knock
on the door and say you want me to wash
a car?

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
And how much would he charge?

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
No, we didn't get that far, but I feel like
you shut it down he'd say something wild to start
off with, like twenty five bucks or.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Some twenty five get it, I get a nine dollars
car washed at one of those like details, Yeah, twenty
five actually six.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
The one by my housban is six. It's a legit
one too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
He loves he's gonna have a business one day just
ripping people. He's gonna have a landscaping business, ripping people money. Yeah,
he's gonna go to a job site and overcharge one
hundred thousand dollars. I don't wow.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
Yeah, we have a discussed price, but or logistics. To
be honest, because I kind of shut it down before
any of those conversations. I'm serious because I don't want
him going to ruin people's cars and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Water prices too, Like I don't want my hose running
that's happen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
What does Robert think of this?

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
I don't think Robert knows about the car wash thing,
but I think he'd think it was a good idea,
and then we would all argue in the family, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
For sure it would turn out Wow, no, that ain't happening.
There you go that reinforced.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
It wasn't a good idea. It didn't work out.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
Great, So are you going to revisit this, will you? Okay,
you're not going to teach them the proper way to
wash a car.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
It's just too it's too much work for me. I mean,
I don't want to get in there and do it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
So yeah, yeah my car.

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
Our neighbors ripped out their driveway with jackhammers for multiple days,
and so my car was covered with dust. And I
had the quick thought for a split second, oh how
fun my daughter, you know, fourteen years old, And then
that was gone. I'm like, what world are you living with?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Did you boba?

Speaker 16 (01:07:59):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:07:59):
But even a boba bribe would work for her, And
if she did agree to do it, it would have
been such a half assed job, like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
It would have been you doing it, showing her how
to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
Yeah, and now I'm taking aback because I never washed
my car. I put it through the drive through yesterday.
Emily said six bucks. I paid seventeen dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Well, what as you go to?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
That's insane? Peebe right by the in and out.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
That's crazy for a basic drive through.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I paid nine the other day. Yeah, my mind. Usually
that I go to is about eight bucks. Did I
pay something because that's pretty wild.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Did you go to Reeds.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
I guess so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
They really overcharged there they.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
I think nineteen dollars a month at the car washing
can get my car washed as many times as I
want all month.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
For one drive.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
That's ridiculous. A lot of stuff happening here off the air. Yes,
ar good buddy. Jamie Kennedy is back in town. He's
going to be performing at the Laoya Comedy Store. You
gotta go see him this weekend. It is free comedy Friday.
Jamie will be performing a couple of shows tonight, a
couple of shows Tomorrow night, and a Sunday show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Yeah, Jamie worked in Horrible. That's fantastic. Yeah, yeah when
I came in here, Sorry about that. Yeah, was giving
his co hosts, Yeah, free adjustment.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Well, it was just it was actually a scientific experience.
Saw scientists.

Speaker 16 (01:09:26):
He said that one Sky Emily, Yes, Sky, I'm Sky.
Emily said she weighed less than sky or yeah, well
Skotto heaven.

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
I just I just had my annual Jamie, thank you
for asking, and I don't I don't have a scale
at home, so they weighed me. And I've been working
out really hard this last week yoga, lots of hot yoga,
some with weights, and I got very upset at the
number on the scale. And I was telling my friend
Emily said number, and that number is twenty pounds heavier

(01:10:00):
than my friend Emily.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Right, is not the same.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
And that's what Emily was saying. We look the same,
were the same size.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
This isn't right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
So luckily we have a scientist in the building very
much had a solution.

Speaker 16 (01:10:14):
So Eddie was like, I'm going to pick you up, right,
I'm going to measure. I'm going to do the old
weight you know, test of Field World Strongest Man style.

Speaker 13 (01:10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
And Emily and Eddie, now, how long have you guys
been working together?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Oh, well, we've known each other for twenty something years.
Oh wow, you know a time he hadn't been on
the show for many many years.

Speaker 16 (01:10:34):
Well, I mean when I got before the listeners joined in,
you guys were talking about you were saying, Emily, how
much you didn't mind Eddie picking you up?

Speaker 13 (01:10:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Actually, I think she just turned on a little and
I said, don't.

Speaker 16 (01:10:48):
You guys pick each other up all the time together?
And he's like, no, it's the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Yeah, I've missed it out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
I honestly feel like something just changed again. Oh really,
there's a vibe like, am I going to carry her
to her car now? Or I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:11:04):
I mean, well, I just think that you guys, I
feel like I was in the way, oh time of
working together, you would have thin will for a moment
someone picked someone up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Here are the results, Yeah, is that I did pick
up Emily Emily first light as a feather flew. I
kind of did, like I feel like if we were
in the army together and I and she was injured,
I could throw her over my shoulders and get the
hell out of there, so I would say I'd be
able to save Emily.

Speaker 8 (01:11:32):
It was a little awkward at first because Emily went
in and she was going to go back to Eddie's
chest to have I bet you did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
And then and then Eddie said, oh.

Speaker 16 (01:11:45):
Eddie, I thought Eddie was giving you an adjustment. The
way you went in went right in sense, but you
went front. Well, I thought that that would have been
less awkward, which I was wrong about it, guess, because
then I went to lift Sky up bounds, I can
say I could say the scale doesn't lie. We're not

(01:12:08):
saying anything she didn't say.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
We're not saying.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Don't be offended for her because she said I did
feel like most of it was breast, because.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
You us put our breast against.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Honest. I right to say.

Speaker 16 (01:12:24):
No, it's still the nineties here, you live. You can
talk about the breast and everybody's fine. There's no age.
I don't even want to hear the term hr in
this place.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
They're both pregnant for sure. Oh yeah, so scientifically, yes, wow, Emily,
it was lighter. She flew right up their sky. It
was strong.

Speaker 16 (01:12:54):
I think you're saying Sky was a little heavier because
he's heavier, not heavier, heavier. But it's not that you're heavier.
It's just that you're saying, skies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Over past sky overpass is is Yeah, plentiful. She always
sky does yoga three days a week. I've been saying
for months she's to pick it up to five days
a week. She refuses, so she's I think she's plateaued.
Two things. Do you know that do you do hot yoga? Yeah?

(01:13:43):
I mean, you know, you know working out. It's just
does kind of the tightening of everything. But it doesn't,
you know, everything is the dye Jamie, you know what
they told me. You can't out run a bad diet. Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:13:57):
No, but it's just it's if you don't eat like
for like the first eight hours in a day. Yeah,
that's where I do, Like I try to do like
eight hours eating really just eating straight. No, that's my
little window and it works how they kick off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Yeah, what's your hours? I won't.

Speaker 16 (01:14:18):
I don't even I'm just coffee, so damn good, shout
out drunken man. Probably I ate last night at seven, Okay,
so I really can't eat until noon. But I'm gonna
go home to this and sleep, so I'll probably eat.
I'll take a tiny Maybian egg before the show, a
hard bowed egg, and then I'll eat after the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Look at you like your Yeah, I won't eat, so.

Speaker 8 (01:14:39):
You won't eat till dinner. You'll just have a hard
boiled egg and then that's it. You only basically eat
dinner at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
But I'm in my late forties, early fifties somewhere around there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
I do this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
But I'm going to tell you this sounds crazy, Jamie,
but I have energy. Really. Yeah, it's all everything's a
lie and this is all real.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
Yeah, Okay, what you're saying everyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Yeah, we don't need much food. You know what it is, Jamie.
For me, I realized when I was eating a lot
and I was really overweighted. About a year ago, I
got really big gut. I was eating so much sugar.
So it was and it was making me more tired
because you'd get those highs and then you'd crash. And
you get those highs and you crash. So I know nothing,

(01:15:27):
But all I'm going to say is cholesterol also not
really that bad for you. Really, okay, It's one of
the lubrikins for our brain. It's just like people saying
fat's bad. But fat, that's not bad. It's grains it's bad.
It's grain.

Speaker 16 (01:15:45):
I know, guys, I'm available for I know nothing, but
I'm gonna say this grain, Jamie, Grains mess with your
gut micro and basically in a nutshell, it's harder for
to break down.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
So it's simple. Sky has a full carb only diet.
Yeah pretty much, okay, you all. I love you. Jamie's
so disappointed that he I love bangles, I love I

(01:16:26):
love rice. Isn't bad white rice, white rice, the whole
whole week, the whole whole anything with round rice whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Yeah, a lot of stuff today. Yeah, got health. No,
I agree with he's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
No, I mean listen to everything's a lot. I heard that.
I heard that everything simple. I eat very simple. You
know that's great, not just eating blueberries. I don't even
like salmon, very good. Really, I like salmon, but worms
in it so much salmon worms worms.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I can tell you when I look right now, you're worms.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I can tell you because of the worms. I can
tell extra. So that makes you, it makes you go potty, Emily,
I don't know. I can tell honestly, you guys, you
can't take advice. You can't take nutritional advice from being radge.
I make it some point. You are you brought up?
You brought up b Rad. Now, So the biggest song

(01:17:28):
in the in the world is Kendrick of mar is
not like us And he mentions b Rad and calls
Drake b Rad and bitch, what do you think about that?
Because that's pretty wild that he's it's still relevant, It's
it's wild. I'm tired, o straight, you're playing a character. Yeah,

(01:17:49):
so I think he was giving you so I thought
it was a pod. I don't know what Yeah, I'm
very honored. It's crazy.

Speaker 16 (01:17:58):
It's honored, and it's basically cool and like the whole
forum and everybody was there shouting and then it was
like b red and battle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
So I'm very honored. I still have to clap back,
but you're gonna go out, Kendrick. I just want to
throw my hat in the rings. Cool d just track
against Kendrick never again, just with I.

Speaker 16 (01:18:25):
Guess you want never again. I just I just like
to just I wanted to do a track where we
can bring everybody together you're on their track or just say, hey,
you know, we've got to get together.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 16 (01:18:39):
I know it's hard in the in the t DOT
and I know it's hard in the c PT, but
you hain't been a Malibu.

Speaker 13 (01:18:45):
Like me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Itself brilliant, brilliant, but it is. I am very honored.
It's pretty cool, it's wild. You know it's here. I'm
gonna go really deep. Now, do you guys know what
sllipsism is? Sorry?

Speaker 16 (01:19:04):
Syllipsism is the belief that everything in the world is
geared for you. Now, it sounds like narcissism, but there's
like things that are happening in my world. And I
feel like this, like you said, Kendrick, so we all
know that, but it's weird that I'm attached to that.
Then I'm driving down the street and now I see

(01:19:28):
three ghost face billboards and it's for Paramount Plus. Really yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
It's like they're promoting Paramount Plus. And then this ray Gun, yes,
is everywhere. Now I wasn't in it, but everybody's saying
she couldn't even make the funky Fresh Boys, which is
from which you are.

Speaker 16 (01:19:50):
I am an extreme narcissist, but I also feel like
the world is geared towards me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Like people are showing video footage from the movie and
Ray Gun and it's like they're better than regular Yeah,
low key.

Speaker 16 (01:20:03):
Bobby Bobby Lee killed it. Yeah, No, it was wild,
san diegos On, but it was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
It was literally this. I guess Australia doesn't have any
b boys. It's wild. It's wild. You're me so mad?
Are you ready? Classic dude? I know, I'm so blessed.
I'm slowly waking up. Here's the thing.

Speaker 16 (01:20:27):
Once we got the seminar out of the way, listen,
here's what's crazy. Do you guys know this that l
A is not having break dancing into twenty twenty. Let's
go deeper.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:20:42):
The first time I really paid attention was brute, but
well you can't. There was, you know, a guy from
the weedies box and now it's yeah, okay, but Dan,
he's so worried, I say, because I knew Bruce, I
haven't met Kate. Has your okay? I thought that would

(01:21:02):
have We're in a safe space goes out to ten
million people.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
So four was l a. The first time Jordan did it,
I was in eighth grade.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:21:15):
And the breaker and the opening ceremonies. The head breaker
was what Cuba Gooding Jr. Is that true killer killer breaker?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Cuba Gooding Jr. Is the native of La one of
the best breakers around. Didn't know and somebody came out
the idea he should break again. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
He's sort of easy shape. I don't know, oh kind of.

Speaker 11 (01:21:53):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Allegations? No, he got he got in trouble whirl of
the club. He was wearing them Kennedy at the Comedy
Store show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Awesome seeing you man when start? Uh, this could get controversial.
I'm not really sure. Emily your nineties kid or your
nineties kid. Uh, so you know this is going to
be interesting. Sky and I we not nineties kids, but

(01:22:33):
we grew up with these shows too, and we were
into these shows. And so when they say they have
the rankings of the best nineties teen.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Show, and this is where I lived, because this is
where I was a well, I mean in the nineties,
I was well. For you, there's one show, one show only,
Dawson's Creeky. Oh yeah, come on, that was But here's
the thing with with DC. Nobody calls it that creek.
I didn't find Dawson's Creek until it was off the air.

(01:23:04):
You didn't watch it when it was airing, so I
didn't watch it. So I watched it in like two
thousand and three, so it was already almost off the air.
Because what happened was I was paralyzed, if you guys
remember that totally. I mean, I was a video game injury. Okay,
So I was so I couldn't play baseball that summer
because I had to like rehab and like they doctor

(01:23:26):
didn't want me to, so I had nothing to do.
So TBS was airing these old Dawson's Creek episodes and
I was like love this show, and I got really
into it. I got into it, and I made my
mom go buy me the DVDs because I was too
embarrassed all the season. It was Brillian embarrassing. But it's
a great show. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
So Dawson's Creek probably your top nineties teen show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Yeah, Saved by the Bell is up there as well.
Save by the Bell. And then I liked a lot
of like Nickelodeon teen shows that you guys probably don't know,
like not Sabrina, yes you know. I wasn't unless John
Hart reminded me and my sister, so I didn't like
her that much too much. And then but like the
show called Like All That that was like Nickelodeon's Sketch

(01:24:11):
Show with Amanda Bynes and The Good Burger. I liked
those shows. They need two movies out of it, it was.
And then I liked The Boy Meets World Hanging on
Mister Cooper. Wow, those considered teen shows.

Speaker 8 (01:24:27):
I don't know, right, No, yeah, I think it's like
the main subject revolves around the team's lives.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
So hanging mister Cooper, well, hey he was a high
school gym teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Oh yeah, right, Well, Emily Massive Saved by the belf.
Don't get me wrong, but I think we're living and
breathing with one right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
That that too, just what's.

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
Oh my gosh, Dylan, Oh, thank you so much for
giving me so much joy for so many years.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
You were my first crush.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
That's cool. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Oh wait, wait, wait you don't Oh, you don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
It makes me want me more.

Speaker 6 (01:25:13):
It's actually true. Like a bad way and you you
hop on your bike? Wow, number one, hands down, hands
number What.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
About Saved by the college years? That was a great ship.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
It's like it's hard one, one A and one B
like Saved by the Belt. I was so obsessed with that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Those more of your friends, Yeah, those are your friends.
You have a lot of friends growing up. Always that
was your crew popular. I just know a lot about it.
Then in her room, she created her own masks hundred
a hundred percent. She'd get nervous when Zach was in trouble.
Oh no, She'd like, how is he gonna go to
the sock hop? Sock they would do they would do stuff.

(01:26:00):
They would do stuff under him, and Kelly danced outside.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
That was prom Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
What is the name of Zach's band? Did Zach tech
that I was asking?

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Thanks a lot?

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
It was your dream job to be a waitress at
the Max or the Pit?

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Which one? Or did you like the Summer Beach House?
They went through the Summer Saved by mister k. But
what about what about the Beverly Hills Beach Club? You
knew his first name? You're a creep, he really is.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
I'm not a creep. That's not nice at all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
What if they did instead of com con Team con.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
Really what nineties con Emily would actually And it's like
all those people like like Virginia.

Speaker 13 (01:26:56):
City.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
I don't know, because I'd love to go if they
are here here.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
Yeah, wow, I think I'd rather work at I think
back then I would have run back to the Pit
the Max. But that was because I wasn't in the
work era or work stage in my head yet. When
I got a little older, I want.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
To Ki worked at the Max. Yeah, so you're so
cute When she dated a teacher multiple times, it was
really inappropriate. Yeah, and Zach was like in competition with
what it was a different time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
In Well, they have the rankings here of the best
nineties teen shows. Okay, where we're living.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
We have a Party of Five getting an honorable mention.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Eddie, Eddie liked Party of I like it, I love it. Yeah,
Bailey and the Crew, Oh my god. I never watched
the House. I never watched Party of Love.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
If you like Dawson's Creek, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
It just seems so sad. The parents are dead and
then they got to like figure it out. Jennifer Love hewittt.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Oh, yeah, what was what was the littlest one's name?

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Which one Lacy shar Beer. Yeah, that's name, Lacy say.
No one named Claudia.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Oh, you're talking about the characters.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Like I just told you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
Yes, I remember Bailey, Party of five, Blossom getting an
honorable mention. I never watched Freaks and Geeks getting an
honorable one season.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Sorry you can't, but it was so you can't, Yes,
you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Who was in that? I never saw.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Massive start Dave Franco, No, I don't. I don't think
Dave Damon made the cut.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Busy Phillips even mentioned when they added Busy Phillips to
Dawson's Creek it was the worst. Is that why you
call people busy women?

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
I've never really analyzed it and I don't think so,
but you never know.

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
Okay, but making the top ten best nineties show, Number ten,
The Wonder Years.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Too serious? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
I don't consider it a teen show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
And it's like about the whole family.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Number nine, My solo wasn't Paul Marilyn Manson go viral
as I think.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
It's true, though you believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
It's been.

Speaker 8 (01:29:33):
Nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
It was the eighties for some reason. I made strategies. Yeah,
what was called Claire Danes? I mean Claire Danes was
s Jared y though it was clearly and Jared. It
was at the start that was your pants. Yeah, excuse me, Yeah,
that was the first time I'm like this star in
my pants.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Hello, I just.

Speaker 7 (01:29:58):
Okay, just getting shut up. Number eight Dawson's Creek.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
That's crazy, brought change the generation, Okay, watching If we
ever have a kid, my daughter, me and I are
still gonna name her Joey. I was a Dawson, man,
I get it. Pacey was cooler. Dawson's kind of a
little bitch, but he deserved to be with Joey. Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
Number seven Beverly Hills and I know two one l
that's Emily let's protest seven. Yeah, it's crazy, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Maybe maybe it was because of the later years.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
I really felt Silver became cool, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
When David Silver was cool DJ the Dark.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
We knew where he came from. Number six goes to
that seventy show.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Interesting again, that was like ninety nine it started it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
I don't know, that's a very specific no, because I
remember watching it in the Only two thousands with my
dad and mom.

Speaker 7 (01:31:09):
Actually, okay, Number five goes to Buffy the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Vampire that was in my house David, me and my sister.
Really she was a big Buffy fan. And then we
watched Angel Oh wow, spin off. I'll tell you what.
You guys had a sneaky good career. David bor Buffy
Angel Bones is on that show swat Now, guys are

(01:31:34):
not a ton of shows. Google it. Okay, Big briannas
man make your.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Is His excitement would tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
It's a hot hunk still, d zero chat. David Borriana's
makes my because he's on those like like, it's so
funny to him to even make the list. Yeah, he
takes it so seriously. The guys had a sneaky good
television career for a while now, I mean like thirty years.

(01:32:08):
But but come on, he's taking with Idris elbaw No. Okay,
I mean he.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
May not make the list this year, but I mean
we're talking Brad Pitt's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
We're talking. Yeah, we're talking big names. I'm sorry, I
brought up bones for God's sake.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
Nineties show goes to Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Oh yeah, number three.

Speaker 7 (01:32:28):
Surprised it wasn't mentioned, the fresh Prince of bel Air.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yeah, I mean we love to watch it over nine
two one, Oh that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Yeah, Number two saved by the bell number Now that
is the nineties. What's one?

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
Number one voted? Boy meets World?

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Wow? Holy tannga. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Cute.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Well, today is a very special day because somebody who
is uh, you know, important to our show, it's their
birthday today. Today is the former California governor.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Arnold Swartzl's birthday. Oh think about that for a second.
Arnold sports Anger was our governor. Wild thought, but yes
he was. How old is Arnie turning today?

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Arnie is turning seventy seven years old today.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah, Bil, Greg, guys, thank you so much today much
birthday kiss?

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
So where doing?

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
Who do you want the birthday kiss from? I think
you know that's appropriate. I figure was that twenty twenty four?

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
It's my birthday. I can do what I want. No,
that's not that's the rule. No, I don't know the law.

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
It's not a law. It's not the law. You cannot
say anything you want, include sexual things.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
You better watch yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
Oh wait, Arnold, we're still looking great.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Thank you very much. I am still the strongest person
on earth. I'm the greatest. That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
What goodst actor on earth?

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
The greatest? Actually, yeah, I can all agree on that.
Thank you. Congratulating you. Well.

Speaker 8 (01:34:06):
I was going to say, this is kind of awkward
and bad timing because I just saw you in the
news today outside.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I'm always in the news. Well you were.

Speaker 8 (01:34:15):
You were being mentioned because you know this new Deadpool
Wolverine movie is what's that? Well, it just came out, Arnold.
It's a massive movie. It's one of the biggest movies
out there. Ryan Renolds, Hugh Jackman, you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Should be years old. Wow something I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
Well, and people were talking about how Ryan Reynolds start
in comic.

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
Book movies, didn't you know? It wasn't terrible the easiest start.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
He's terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:34:47):
So they then put out a list of the worst
performances ever in comic book movies.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
I don't know what that would have to do with me. Well,
a lot of people say it was. There was Oscar Buzz.
I am posted on in the iconic role of a
doctor Freeze back in the day. You know it was
Oscar buzz That movie ruined the Batman franchise for many, many,

(01:35:16):
many years. What was my fault?

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Oh, it was, you know, the George Clooney's fault.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Probably he was pretty bad. Way cool it.

Speaker 15 (01:35:28):
That was?

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
Don't chi allowed?

Speaker 18 (01:35:31):
Okay, No, I don't want you to keep we got
I think those lines are cold to take. Oh my god,
Well it's different.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
So you don't believe that you are not here about
the Oscar Buzz.

Speaker 7 (01:35:55):
Well, I I didn't hear about it at the time,
and I feel like you're making that up.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Was the fact that my friend Oscar at the Delhi
was telling me how and you would tell that all
of his customers, lots of Oscar bus I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
You were talking about an Academy award. I thank you
talking about your friend at the deli.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Oscar has a myre.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
No, Emily, come on, Emily.

Speaker 7 (01:36:19):
Wow, Well would you like to hear who made the rankings?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Arnoldure? Okay, No, I won't be on this. Well, well
we'll see. Okay, guy's like happy about it. In the news,
it was trending.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
What is your super hero character named doctor tiny Head?

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
I have a normal size head on size as my nipple.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
Okay, your nipple? Say that or make that comparison. No,
I'm not gonna get in your yuck. Okay, here we go.
The worst performances and comic book movies. Number ten goes
to Nick Cage for ghost Writer.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yeah, he's terrible, a terrible actor. Yeah, really bad. Have
you ever seen those National Treasure movies?

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
I really like him.

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
Number nine goes to Pam Anderson for barbed Wire.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
I ever heard of that?

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
With the bob wire tattoo on her arm and the
blackouting you never?

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Oh wow, I'm surprised she was naked in the fantasmic.
Oh really, okay, it's straight to I've seen Pam Anderson naked.

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
Goes to Alicia Silverstone for her role in Batman and Robin.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Yeah. One of the reasons why the movie failed because
of how is it working with Alicia? She's kind of
a she's not out there, she's a wheelo. She's tried
to do achew of food and spit it in my mouth.
And I was a guy here like to my own food,
you wheelo. Okay, that's something girl. People said she for
her kid, not for you. She tried to delude me.
I don't think she tried to do it with you.

(01:38:03):
You that okay? Well no, but I would mean saying well.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
With that said.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
Number seven worst performance goes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
To Donald was pretty terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Next, Oh wow, I want to hear that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:19):
Number six Jamie Fox for the Amazing Spider Man two electoral.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
Number five Halle Berry Catwoman.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
How is that number one?

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
She's fantastic Wait yeah, terrible actress, but she's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
The other day.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
Give it to me, well, Arnold, you may have a
point coming.

Speaker 8 (01:38:43):
In Number four, we have George Clooney for Batman and
Robin He's terrible. Number three to for Grace for Spider
Man three.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
That was so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
Now, Number two hassle Hoff for Nick Fury, Agents of Shield,
the Older One.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
The hell David Hasselhof I thought that was Samuel al Jackson.

Speaker 8 (01:39:02):
Well, no, that was that's different, more modern version of it.
And the number one worst actor role in a comic
book movie goes to shack for starring in steel.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Oh no, I don't even know what that is. I
thought she was gonna say Kazam, which is a classic steal.

Speaker 8 (01:39:25):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
An outfit? Was chucking it too?

Speaker 8 (01:39:31):
Or just.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
The screen?

Speaker 7 (01:39:35):
Can't play the screen?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Could they not fit him in wide angle? That was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
We knew it was gonna be a great free comedy
Friday today when we saw that our guy Craig Robinson
is back in town. He's performing at the American Comedy
Company this weekend. A couple shows tonight, a couple of
shows tomorrow night. But good luck, pal, I think he
sold out. What the hell are you doing here? I
can't to say hello, we love it man, that's what

(01:40:10):
a true friend does. You know, it don't matter if
you sold out. And now we just want to see
your pretty face.

Speaker 9 (01:40:15):
Yeah, I want to say hello. Say to the people
in San Diego who can't make the show, Hello to
you all.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
And what trail? I just wondering. Crater Joe's on them
and M's no gentleman, so so.

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
So can't because you're thinking, Hey, this is gonna be help. Yeah,
we shouldn't even bother with them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Raising you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
You look fantastic. What's just you look amazing? It's not
what's your secret?

Speaker 9 (01:40:50):
Oh, Jim pick that I've I've been in the gym
every day since you left. I have not been drinking,
and I do intermating, fasting and I'm watching what I eat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
How long are you going?

Speaker 9 (01:41:06):
This is I'm fourteen hours, fourteen hours ago. I stopped
stop at eight and then not till ten. That's that's
fourteen right, yeah, yea ten am. Yeah, So looking at
that trail mixt, you're like, oh, what's I'm stopping? We
love whatever Craig is in town. And normally Craig, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
I don't bother asking you office questions because everybody asks
you about the office, which is fine, but you know,
we have so many other things we want to talk
to you about. But this time I actually have a
question because they're readmaking this office. They're not be making it,
but they're doing a new offshoot of the office.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
What do you think about this? I specifically asked for
you not to ask trail next question. None. I love
it you're excited to see it, check it out, because
that has nothing to do with this stuff or anything
like that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:01):
I have no idea what any of it is. Oh really,
you know, years of people like they make it a remake,
So I never knew. And now I'm with you know,
I'm just so.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
Was there ever talk because he didn't think about this.
Was there ever talk of doing a spin off with
the warehouse, like doing the guys down there? Not like
not seriously heard? Yeah, you know, because that would have
made me. That would have made sense, right, you know,
that would have been kind of interesting to see what's
up with those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Yeah, you know, we should have wrote like you see something? Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:35):
Yeah, Well, and it's funny that you're here because we
just went over a list of the guys in Hollywood
you'd want to be your bro, And it kind of
shocked me that in twenty twenty four Steve Carell wasn't
the top ten, was in the top ten of people
that guys want to be their bro. And then we
were talking, is do you think he'd be a good
bro a guy to go hang out with?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
What makes a good bro? Yes, of course, Steve Carell
good bro, a good bro.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
Yeah, hanging.

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
I never hung with Steve out outside of work, but
uh yeah, he's that that That guy just makes you
feel good, you know when you sat on that level,
you know, and the and the nice it just amplifies.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Yeah. Yeah, and he can turn the funny like like
you know, on whatever he wants. It's just beautiful thing.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
Now, Craig, I've noticed recently that you've sort of been
into watching women's sports.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
It's kind of been your thing lately.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Women's look brows, what is called women's college basketball the
w n b A is like red hot right now,
and you're kind of into it, right Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
I actually went to a uh w n b A
game last this past Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
How was it?

Speaker 9 (01:43:55):
It was phenomenal. I mean they are they are the
feet Okay, I wasn't and I happen to be in
Indianapolis and and you know, went went to the game
and I mean they were incredible. It was just basketball
like it was crazy, you know, you know, no dunking,

(01:44:18):
but they would you know, everything else was they would
fall on floor. They was you know, like they were tough.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
It was it was.

Speaker 9 (01:44:26):
It was awesome. And Caitlyn Clark, uh no, but I'm
pretty sure we had eye contact fast break.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
What's up.

Speaker 9 (01:44:45):
That's crazy, That's what it was. Dope, you're planning on
doing more? Yeah, yeah, for sure, you're a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
I'm a fan. I was I was watching TV two
days ago and I knew you were coming in. And
when you come in, I like to watch old Craig
Robinson clips from like South Shoot. I just the Danny
McBride show you run with Will Farrell. He's bounding down directions,

(01:45:12):
so I'm not kidding you, and I'm not kidding I'm
watching the YouTube video of Will Farrell making you guys
laugh talking about all the way down as Plows, which
is one of the funniest things ever. And then while
on TV was Pineapple Express, and then The Office was
on and Hot Tough Time Machine. So I'm like, Craig
is getting those residuals right now? Would you just have
four screens the same time? That's what I'm saying. It

(01:45:46):
was on TV Comedy Central, trying at your career a
little much.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
One of the things I love about a Craig show
is you're getting multifaceted Craig. A lot of times, you
got you got comedy, you got music, you got audience participation, well, probably,
But thinking about the musical stuff because I remember one
time you came in you've actually brought your keyboard and
you were just playing playing the keys man.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
It was great. When did you get started with that?
And the womb My mother played really so she would
be playing for us. So did she teach you?

Speaker 9 (01:46:22):
And she taught us and then we had you know,
teachers and stuff. Okay, but yeah, it was like I
came out singing on a keyboard.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
With the soul.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
So did you did you ever like do any other
instruments or were we just keyboards mainly keyboard? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:46:38):
Dabbled in others and try to do others. You know,
I can't I can keep a beat on the drums. Really,
there's no way, you know what I'm saying, Uh, but no,
it's it's all piano.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
So if nobody's ever seen Craig Robinson show, like talk
about that aspect of it, because you're doing songs and everything, right, Yeah,
that's that's that's a song. The songs.

Speaker 9 (01:46:56):
There's a song, there's songs. There's huge musical element to it.
Is an audience participation and you know there's some jokes
don't MN, but it's it's like a reverse forced Carao.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
It really is. Yeah. The first time I ever went
to your show, I wasn't. I don't think. You came
in and I just happened to be sitting in the
front row. It was at the Comedy Company, and you
were mocking me because I was really out of rhythm
with everyone and you were. And then you had me
come on stage and you played like the slow motion
Chariots of Fire music and you had me walk across

(01:47:29):
the stage really slow. It was so it was really
funny that was started to go up started I this
is I wasn't. I didn't have it all recorded, just
a shirt. You're very creepy.

Speaker 9 (01:47:51):
That's my acting, and that's fantastic. Good luck getting a
ticket though. These shows are sold out, so it was
great seeing you, Craig. I'm so happy did stop it.
But yeah, good luck with everything, and I appreciate you man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Thank you all absolutely. San Diego.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
All right, so I have no idea what exactly is
going on here, but something has happened and it has
to do with Sky. And she says something has happened
here at work, and she's very uncomfortable, very nervous to
say what it is, because she says this is going
to massively affect Thor really specifically Thor, Yes, what the

(01:48:32):
heck is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
What have you done now?

Speaker 8 (01:48:36):
Well, Thor, I believe only one time has called for
my firing on the in front of your face, and
still to this day will tell people I should be
fired over the one time I ran out of creamer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
Ah, the great creamy when you stole from somebody that
you don't know who was, I ran out of creamer stole.
She keeps saying, it was just a splow. But early
in the morning, matter no.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
One was here.

Speaker 8 (01:49:03):
I looked in the fridge there was one of those
obnoxiously big bottles of creamer in there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
Like that makes it? Okay, did you spend money on
that big house? I live there? I don't. I don't live.
It's just for a day, okay. Really, they don't even
want to use it. They just want to walk in
your house and go to the bathroom and then leave.
So I just took a little splash.

Speaker 8 (01:49:26):
And anytime a story comes up in the news about
somebody who ates somebody's lunch, or you know, in general,
or will reference splash of creamer, or if you steal.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
If you steal somebody's food, if you take what's not
if you take something that's not yours where they can't
get it back, then that's literally the definition of stealing.
You stole from somebody. Fire, Oh, without a doubt. If
I was boss and I saw somebody go into the
fridge and grab creamer and grab creamer, and then I go, oh,

(01:49:59):
could I get some of that yours? And then they
would oh, no, I'm just taking a splash. I go
come to my office, you'd be you'd be fired on
the spot for stealing. And you think the joke is
doing it? Not fired?

Speaker 13 (01:50:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
You up for stealing? No, I don't. That's an immediate termination.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
This kind of goes back to you running a sober
house and people like taking things and whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
There's certain ways to live. Man gotta get the more.
You gotta make your bed. You gotta clean the house,
and you gotta clean your house, gotta make the bed.
You can't steal people's food, and you gotta show up
on curfew. You four prince, and I ran a sober house.
By four prince. You got you can't steal people. It
was an immediate to I've thrown people out of the house.

(01:50:46):
They had nowhere to go. Too bad, not my problem. Yeah,
don't steal. Splash, you don't steal, and you don't leave
the shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.
That's something. Those are two things. Those are two things
to me, they're the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
Oh wow, he's just sitting there, said anything.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
So I have a bit of a situation. Possibly I'm nervous.
What have you done?

Speaker 7 (01:51:15):
Well, So here's the deal. I bring my own creamer
to work.

Speaker 6 (01:51:18):
You do I do?

Speaker 7 (01:51:19):
I bring a Trader Joe's oat milk with brown sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
Fancy, Thank you, Thank you for doing that? Is it
cool of brand of people? You don't know? Just take
a splash from it.

Speaker 7 (01:51:30):
If it's just a little where do you keep it
in the fridge in the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
It really? Yeah? Did not know that?

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
You still weirdly put honey in your coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Still I did. I brought a bottle of honey to work.

Speaker 8 (01:51:44):
No, because the creamer has the brown sugar in it,
and so that's kind of But you know, I I
have had times where, you know, I will maybe put
a little extra honey in there, you know, CROs.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
Okay, stop it, don't judge me. And uh so I
bring my own creamer.

Speaker 8 (01:51:58):
Great, And I you know, I'm sure you guys experience
this that you're kind of on a certain schedule when
you go to the breakroom at work, you know, especially
for us who we have different commercial breaks and we
revolve around the clock, and other people in the building
go to the breakroom at the same time. Normally they're
on the schedule. That happens to correlate. So I'm in

(01:52:20):
the breakroom making my coffee one day and we have
a group of guys that work in the building here
that are kind of you know, loud, very friendly, very kind.
But I mean you hear them come in a mile away,
and if you're in the breakroom when they come in there,
you're involved in whatever show they're guys.

Speaker 7 (01:52:39):
Okay, I wasn't gonna say their.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Name, but yet.

Speaker 7 (01:52:43):
And Fletch, oh, it's it's a scene if you end
up in the same room.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
With those guys. Riach is a thief to begin with
because he doesn't give He stole our fantasy ball and
won't give it back. Yeah, well, well, I think you know,
nice guys, nice guys A lot though their knuckleheads. But
it's a lot. It's the hallway. You don't need to
point your finger at me and say what's up, which

(01:53:07):
just keep it moving again, this isn't a time for this. Sorry,
I said they were knuckleheads. I felt that was covered
it saying I'm walking down the hallway. I don't need
a point of what's up? Man? Okay, that's the dreadshots.
I mean you you do things to me. Okay, you've
why I don't talk to anybody in the hallway. That's
part of the problem. Yeah, that's what they're saying about

(01:53:29):
the angry guy walking around the hallway. They're trying to
point out at me. Don't even smile at me, you
miserable guy. Yeah, that's not good either. That is true
that I'm probably known as that. But anyway, so anyway, so.

Speaker 8 (01:53:43):
My coffee pouring a lot of times correlates with these
knuckleheads being in the kitchenette. At one time I was
in there and I used my very last drop of
my creamer. Here we go, and that is when the
guys say to me because they're again, they're loud, they're
in everything, they're seeing what's going on, and they go.

Speaker 4 (01:54:04):
Oh, you need some creamer.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
And I'm like, can you finger?

Speaker 8 (01:54:07):
Yeah, basically pull my finger you need some creamer. And
so I'm like, oh, well I just got enough this time,
and they go, oh, well, we get this massive bottle
of creamer and then they show it to me. It's
one of the big coffee mate French vanilla ones.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
Ok.

Speaker 8 (01:54:22):
They go, we always get one of these big ones.
I think they get them from costcos. They get them
like in a two pack or something. And they go, so,
if you ever run out of creamer, if.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
They say that, then that's yeah, that's what you did originally,
was stealing. So clear.

Speaker 8 (01:54:37):
So now my little thing of creamer normally doesn't last
me a full week. And if I forget to bring
it in on a Monday, no, it comes in like
a tiny little carton like those God no, no, it's
like the school milk carton size.

Speaker 4 (01:54:53):
It's just like that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
Get a better one.

Speaker 8 (01:54:56):
Okay, all right, calm down, everybody. It's the only slice
Trader Joe's offers, okay. And and so so the other week,
fourth of July week, you know, it was a short week,
three day week, and Monday I forgot my creamer. Damn
I'm like, okay, well, the obnoxious guys are hooking me up.
They got me obnoxious, the super nice, really loud guys

(01:55:17):
are hooking me up. And so I opened the fridge
and I see a big bottle of creamer right there,
little splash splash great to.

Speaker 1 (01:55:28):
Sky does not do a snlash splash like white. It's
like she keeps saying, a splash that's a great like that,
that's that she uses just so much creamer. Yes, it's insane.
So it's not a splash, it's not a splash.

Speaker 4 (01:55:42):
Half cup.

Speaker 1 (01:55:43):
Yeah, there's more creamer than coffee. Honestly, it's crazy. So
for there's right here. How did you know we were
talking about let's be real here, you.

Speaker 3 (01:55:58):
Get in the bottom of this. We're getting the botto
as we're finding out.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
So splash, splash, great, great.

Speaker 8 (01:56:04):
And then all of a sudden I realized because I
I forget my creamer for the entire week, for three days,
and so I'm splash splashing for three days.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
Three days straight. You forget you like, this is so fishy. Well,
what's crazy is that if you make that offer, you
would think it's for like one that was my plan.
It's like Emily, you know when you bump a cigarette
when I drink. Bro let's to get dragged into this.

Speaker 4 (01:56:32):
I don't smoke, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
For one cigarette and then another cigarette and then pack
your own Newport.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
I mean I don't smoke. I don't know what you're
talking to. By the way, I'm smoking Newports.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
Now when I drink.

Speaker 4 (01:56:46):
I don't smoke when I drink.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
It's dead on her.

Speaker 4 (01:56:49):
I mean I don't think it is.

Speaker 8 (01:56:50):
And so I'm splash splash in a row, and all
of a sudden, on the third day, I notice, right
next to the bottle of creamer I've been splash splashing
out of, I notice a big bottle of the vanilla
coffee made. And that's when I realize the splash splash

(01:57:12):
I've been doing all week was from a bottle of
International Delight sweet cream. And that's when I realize that
the guys have run out of their own creamer, and
the bottle of creamer in the fridge I've been using
for three days wasn't theirs, it was somebody else's.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
Sorry, I'm typing, Boss Marine, I want Skyfire. Really this is.

Speaker 8 (01:57:45):
Not now so a complete accident, a total misunderstanding.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
This is what you get through. This is what you
get because they made the offer. It was I thought,
how do you not know what their creamer looks like?

Speaker 4 (01:58:06):
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:58:06):
You don't know the difference between a French vanilla flavor
and a sweet cream? How big of an idiot are you?

Speaker 8 (01:58:12):
I just thought, oh, they flipped flop flavors, they flip
flop brands.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
Because it was on the same shell who it was
on the same shelf.

Speaker 8 (01:58:23):
So when they came in with that freshyet of French
vanilla and I saw them using it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
And everyone email right now your stuff in the fridge, Yeah,
put your name on it.

Speaker 7 (01:58:33):
So a complete accident.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
You find out whose creamer it is because you owe
them a whole thing, a creamer.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
She's never going to well, that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:58:40):
I have no idea, but I use so much cream
that there's no way this human has not noticed that
their bottle is like half empty.

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
I thought, you splash, slash, here's the deal. Somebody offers
you one time. Maybe maybe too in a pitch, but
let's be real. She didn't want to. She's like, it's
a three day week. I don't want to go to
Trader Joe's. F it brow. I'll just do three days.
Who cares? Brow They don't care to agree with Thor.

(01:59:10):
Here's you guys could be joking. I was seven sixteen.
Our boss gets here at nine. Yeah, I'm going right
down there and I'm saying Lorraine should be fire. That's
all right, Well, there you go. Her antics very continue,
I guess I'm sorry, dude, seriously hide your stuff. Yeah
what if she gonna still next? Which you know your

(01:59:31):
wallet is okay?

Speaker 3 (01:59:34):
Now sandwich? All right, the time is now. We have
been teasing this all morning because yesterday we found out
that Thor randomly won a contest Bizarres. He entered a
contest because he is a massive super fan of Eminem. Well,
yesterday was Eminem's release of his album. His new album

(01:59:55):
came out, and they had this opportunity where you can
go to an album release party where they were going
to play the album super fans. If you won the contest,
you can go listen to it, and there was a
possibility that Eminem could show up, and so Thor won
his way in randomly.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
Really random right, Yeah, this was like ten people. I
saw it on online and I was like, I'll sign
up for it. Why not? Yeah, but I didn't think.
You don't think you're were gonna win something like that.
And I just saw that, but I saw I wan.
I was like, oh, they must give this to everybody,
Like I didn't even believe it. Yeah, you know what
I mean. But you got it. You won.

Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
And so you had a chance yesterday to drive to
Los Angeles to listen to the album. Now you were
really on the fence. Yes, you weren't really sure do
I really want to drive to LA because it wasn't
they said like in the email, eminem is not going
to be there.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
But we thought like, hey man, there's a shot. There's
a small percentage, but it's a percent I would cry. Yeah,
And and not only that, I didn't start till nine
o'clock at night. Yeh, that's insane in LA. That's insane.
So you were early on the fenceive whether or not
you actually want to go to do this thing. But
your wife she was all about it. She really wanted,

(02:01:10):
She really wanted to go. She's as big as a
fan as I am. So it's her my brother in law,
her brother there. He would go if he could. He
was in but he lives in northern California, and she
was telling me she wants to go. And at one
point yesterday on the she was on the Reddit threads
with there's a lot of rumors about where he's at. Yeah,
like people think he's gonna on Jimmy Kimmel tonight, but

(02:01:32):
who knows if that's real or not. Okay, and she
said this, this, this and this, and I went, Haley,
we're not going.

Speaker 3 (02:01:39):
The last we had heard where we left off was
thor was adamant, I'm not going to do this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
I'm not driving, he said one when we asked him,
there's one. There's no way, it's pointless, there's no reason
to go. But Haley really wanted it. So what I
said that to her, Haley, I'm not going stop. Yeah,
oh stop, I am meet And I was at the
gym when this happened. I immediately start getting one letter
text back of like k and whenever Haley gives you

(02:02:10):
the emoji thumbs up, you fed up. Really, when Haley
gives you a thumbs up, it's worse than a middle finger.
When my wife gives me a thumbs up. When she
goes like that, it's worse than getting a middle finger.
It makes my skill like it's the worst thing I
could get. I know, like, oh god, I'm like, this

(02:02:33):
is brutal, and that's what I was getting. So like
then I so then so I'm on the spin bike okay,
and I get the emoji thumbs up and I write
back grumpies a weird way to talk, and she went, no,
I'm just really bummed. I thought we were going to go.

Speaker 4 (02:02:52):
Oh the guilt tread there it is here, you go,
I'm the sad approach.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
Disappoint Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So I said, of course we're
gonna go like that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:03):
What was down down?

Speaker 4 (02:03:06):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (02:03:06):
What do you mean that took?

Speaker 4 (02:03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
I felt bad. I knew she written such a second.

Speaker 4 (02:03:12):
He can't do it. You can't say no to her.

Speaker 1 (02:03:14):
Yeah, he came up. He can't get it down with you, man,
And I said, I felt bad. I knew she really
wanted to go. And then and then I said, what
if he actually shows up? That's what we were saying,
And then I said it seemed to care. No, I
didn't because I don't think he's gonna be anything. He
was good. I don't think he's going to be there
at the time. And then I also said to myself,
today's an effort Friday and a vacation effort Friday.

Speaker 4 (02:03:33):
So don't really care, that's just what you guy said.

Speaker 7 (02:03:35):
Yeah, these are good points.

Speaker 3 (02:03:36):
So we went, oh, come on, wow, Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
So I got in the car yesterday around at four o'clock.
I looked at Google Maps and it was a two
hour and fifty eight minute drive because there was so
much traffic. So I'm like, hey, why don't we leave
closer to five? Because I had done Google Maps or
you can do like a set of time. Yeah, and
it set around like five. It wasn't going to be that.

(02:04:02):
It was gonna be terrible, but not that terrible. So
she said sure. So at five we got.

Speaker 4 (02:04:06):
In the car.

Speaker 1 (02:04:07):
Was there a time you had to be there? We
had to be there at eight? Okay, checking stopped at
eight fifty, but I wanted to get there by eight
because I wanted to make sure that we were. We
got in just you know what I mean, just to
make sure. And it was it's in Santa Monica, so
I didn't. I've never been there before. I do, I'm not.
I hate la I go. It's it's just the worst.

(02:04:27):
I don't know why I don't like it so much,
but it's just compared to San Diego. It's the worst.

Speaker 4 (02:04:31):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
And so we got in the car at five start
driving him. Oh that's crazy. We only hit we hit
traffic at the eight of five five split like, oh
please last like twenty minutes, merge for no reason. It
lasted twenty minutes. I'm like, you better be an accent,
that's all. That's yeah. I'm like, I need to see
a car smashed.

Speaker 3 (02:04:51):
Wait a minute, that you're in a car prolling though, right.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
We were car pooling, but there's still traffic. Oh yeah,
because people get like don't know how to drive. So
we even as then we we stopped at a Chick
fil A on the way up there and would you
do it?

Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
Likes the peach shake and Chick fil A?

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
Oh that peach shake.

Speaker 4 (02:05:19):
I'm sorry, I care about that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:21):
So then we saw there was there was a way,
there's two ways to go. Took the toll road. Not
a big fan because I got to remember to pay it,
but we got made us get there faster. Only we
hit some traffic as soon as we hit l A.
But we ended up getting there at eight o two okay,
three hours and two minutes. So we get there and
you know, I'm expecting there a buzz the Marshall makeup.

Speaker 7 (02:05:44):
Yeah, anymore rumors that Haley has found.

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
So we have not not anymore rumors. But when we
get there, we start seeing other Eminem fans. Now, I
wore my t shirt that says it goes Reggie jay
Z to Pocket Biggie. You didn't go mass Spaghetti. I
was gonna go mont Spaghetti. But Miss Spaghetti's got a
lot stains on the shirt.

Speaker 3 (02:06:03):
It's not like it's not like it looks like it's
been dumped in Marinera.

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
So I wore my mom's spaghetti hat that were my
Tupac Reggie shirt which is from Till I Collapse. And
then Haley, she's a deep She has a deep cut
Eminem shirt. Year when Eminem was seventeen, there's a picture
of him wearing a pink alf Alf TV show shirt
and he mentions it in the song. So Haley has
the pink alf shirt and wore that very deep Eminem

(02:06:30):
and it's kind of short on her. Te's look huge
in it. Yeah. Actually, so we get in there, we
see others. So we see other stands and uh, they're
just like us, you know, shirts and people recognize Haley shirt.

(02:06:53):
Uh not non not mentioned. I got mentioned obviously because
that shirt's the best, but Haley didn't get to. So
you you like to point it out to people. Yeah,
I don't know what shot.

Speaker 4 (02:07:06):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
That's not what I do. I don't say that. Yeah,
I don't do that, all right. So we wait in line,
and definitely more than ten people were there. I'd say
about fifty people were there, So I don't know why
they said ten people only when there was like fifty
people there. So we get, we get. I'm glad we
got there early too. So when we walk in, they
have it in like this little studio area, like a

(02:07:28):
like our performance studio type of thing, but it's a smaller,
smaller than I performed studio. And they have like a
little stage and it's only one chair because and I'm thinking,
well no, because there was a host. The host's name
was this guy who was an old DJ from New
York who toured with eminem in the early two thousands,
and his name is Destroy Sick. Is there a dash

(02:07:49):
like dash? I think so? I think so. And I
never heard of him from twelve and he was actually hysterical.
He was really funny and super nice. So the chair
was for him.

Speaker 3 (02:08:04):
So you have to stand the entire time.

Speaker 1 (02:08:06):
So there's there's chairs in the audience. There's one chair
on the stage. I met Yeah, and when I saw
there's one chair on the stage, I was like, I
got nervous because I'm like, if there was if he
was really shown up, there'd be two chairs. That's what
I thought. Was had two chairs.

Speaker 3 (02:08:20):
I immediately thought, it's that's that's for him, that's for Eminem.

Speaker 1 (02:08:24):
Soh So he comes in where she's talking in the crowd,
everyone's excited, and nine o'clock hits, and it's and they
want to do They're going to play a song and
then the audience is going to talk about it. And
I'm I was a little annoyed by that because I
want to hear the album and there's people there listen.
I'm a massive Eminem fan. I have an Eminem tattoo,

(02:08:45):
which Destroy was really impressed with. Showed him. He asked.
He said, she was asking people in the crowd what
Eminem merch they have. So he came to me and
Haley and I said that I had this shirt, this this,
I also have an Eminem tattoo. And he was freaking out.
He says he was going to send it to Paul.

Speaker 4 (02:09:06):
Did you get a picture?

Speaker 1 (02:09:07):
He did, not to Marshall. No, I don't think anyone
has Marshal's number, not even his kids.

Speaker 7 (02:09:12):
I feel like Eminem doesn't even have a cell phone.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
He has like a and then somebody that answers and
he loved Hailey's alf shirt. Oh he got kept talking
about it. I'm sure, buddy, so so he wants to.
So I'm a little annoyed by that because I want
to listen to the album music this, Yeah, I want

(02:09:35):
to listen to But after every song we talked about,
we talked about the song and listen. I'm a massive
Eminem fan, like as you guys know, but there's like
a weird level of fans that you meet where it's
like whoa dude, Like it's creat His music has inspired
my life. I love his music. I I I look

(02:09:56):
at his inspiration to me with sobriety, but like, I'm
not we well, I know I know what you're saying.
I know what you're saying. But then so I drew,
I go up from San Diego. There was people there
from that book that found out they won What was
it on Wednesday night? That flew in from Miami? What
flew in from New York? No, flew in from Indiana?

(02:10:20):
Twenty four hours, twenty four hours, no fluid, fluid. Just
listen to the album. Well, they were probably just hoping.
Well so ever, so we listened to the album. We
get a point when Destroy whips out his phone and
starts saying he wants to record a video for someone.
So everyone so and he like winks like everyone's like,

(02:10:40):
oh my god. So everything starts going crazy and then
that was it. And I've never showed up. Oh oh la,
he didn't didn't get to damn wouldn't it? Like wrap up?
What time are we talking? So we got out of
there at twelve o'clock.

Speaker 3 (02:11:00):
So it was like three hours, yeah, listening to the album.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
Listening to the album, because the album is an hour long,
and the album is incredible. If you like early two
thousands eminem where he just says wild things, this is
the album for you, and so it's awesome, and uh,
the album's great. So got out of there a new
at midnight, noon at midnight, got in the car and
got home at one and then I was wide awake

(02:11:24):
for some reason. So yeah, so I fell asleep probably
around two fifteen, and then my alarm went off at four,
went off with three fifty dude. Yeah, so I'm all tired,
but worth it. Honestly, it was like being able to
just my wife was really cool. We've seen him at Coachella,
we saw him the iHeartRadio Music Awards, and now we
saw him we did this, so it's that's pretty cool.

(02:11:46):
You just I, just I just one day. One day,
you're going to meet him. There's a couple guys in there.
I don't want him to meet because they're psychos. Because
one guy, we were two songs into the album and
he said it was his favorite album of all time. Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:12:00):
Thanks keep along with that. That's crazy.