FULL SHOW: Best of The Show June 27, 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime people, It's showtime here we are. Yes, you're
about to experience this show. How'd you like to get
down with some real gangsters with the ringleader Eddie. I'm
weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The accountant and room mother's sky.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave strong the enforcer thor Am.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I negative all the time? Yeah? Do I have issues?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
And dressed in black from head to toe. Emily, I
am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right now, So I
have an embarrassing story to share with you guys.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I hesitated talking about this because it was pretty humiliating,
but you know, it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh, I feel like I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
People have things that happened to them and we have
to share as human being so that we could.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Relate for real people here.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeap, yep, yeah, this is this is one that I
just I don't know what happened, so we will. From
time to time get asked to do the k U
s I Show on the air. Our friend Sully and
Little Tommy do the show and airs on Kosi, I
think on Saturdays, and I've done the show a million

(01:25):
times so many. For some reason, they like me and
they asked me to come on all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
You're a regular.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I am a regular. I'm one of the like three
guys that have been on the most on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Pretty crazy and it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I like going in, you know, being goofy on TV
because I honestly, I let it. I let it go
when I go on TV for some reason, and I
just don't care, and so I act very silly.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Perfect word.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Remember the time they had Eddie jump out of a
box that happened like it was a surprise guest, like
the Bop face it.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
That was really getting too hot. I felt like I
was gonna pass out.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Of the box.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It was quite as I did freak out one time
when they brought out their special guest Chicken.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Charlie was crazy. When you bring out Chicken, I started screaming.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I started screaming like Britney Spears while.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Like the biggest celebrity you've ever seen in your life.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Like that's how I thought it was.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
First name Chicken, last name Charlie. I think you're right, Yeah,
I don't think it's first chicken given name Chicken. His
friends called.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Out freaked out a little bit on that show, which
was funny.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Losing your mind, yeah, as I was, as was I. Yeah,
I just held.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, I gotta let to lose man. So I taped
the latest episodes, uh this past week that is going
to air this Saturday, and so you can check it out.
Nothing too crazy happened this time while I was on set,
except that my wife and son came for the first time.
Really well, my son hadn't started school yet and so

(03:01):
looking for a little summer.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Thing to do. Come watch the old man be on TV.
The guys in the audience. The guy's been on TV
shows himself. True, So.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I think he actually got more airtime than I did.
So I think you're right.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
You have notes for you after your appearance. How to
improve is you know, with an agent the cameras better?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't, but I'm probably one of those
things he probably kept internally not to hurt my feelings,
you know. So you know, it was that was cool
having them there. The whole thing. Well, it's up in Carlsbad,
and so we drive up after the show. Whenever we
go film and so this past week we did the
Pemuan podcast. I had to rush out of here, you know,

(03:43):
hit the road started driving up. Well, I didn't have
a chance to use the restroom or anything. And so
once I got there, you know, immediately you the way
the process goes is they bring you into the control
room area ish and they mike yup and so I
got all miked up ready to go, and they were

(04:05):
they were moving pretty quickly this time. Sometimes it's a
slow process. Yeah, excuse me. They got to set up
cameras and do all kinds of stuff, bring in the audience,
all that stuff. Well, this time it was happening rather quickly.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh we're moving, which is great.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, you know, I'm like, I'm ready to go. You know,
I'm ready to perform. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
And do you do your own mic or do you
let them do it? Because it's always weird, like I
don't know if it's just a girl thing, Emily, but
like when they you know, try.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, you go under your shirt and because they wanted
to kind of hide, and so I initially went under
my shirt and put it on, but I didn't put
it on good enough for them, and so then the
sound guy goes and fixes it and puts it the
way he wants it is fine.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, yeah, it could get a little awkward.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
I make unfortunate, unfortunate wardrobe decisions when I go to
that show. I always forget every time. I'll wear like
a jumpsuit and you can't get do you get the
mic the mic?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Get the mic in there.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
That's or I'll wear like a short, super short dress
and then there's nowhere to strap the mic on again.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, so gett all miked up and then I'm ready
to go. Getting ready to go, Well, I mean because
I rushed out of here and I immediately got miked
up and all that stuff. I realize I got at
the bathroom and it's not just the old number one
Emily situation.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Can you stop it?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Like more ways than one for you couldn't be more right?
And I have no problems admitting it. Oh, I have
no problem.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you're not going to come screaming out. I swear
my kids. I didn't come out of the bathroom swear
was right there.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I mean, any what I really had to go to back? Okay,
and again I don't everybody everybody goes.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's why I'm saying I wouldn't. I wouldn't admit that
didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
If you made if you made noise, you're not going
to say it was your boots.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I wasn't wearing boots, so I mean, I would have
been crazy.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Oh, we're not doing this. But every two we mentioned poop,
this is what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Poop every time.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
One time thought he heard me do that in the
rest on the life of everybody in my family.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
But I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I swear in the life of everybody in my family.
I heard it.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I feel I don't tell you swearing. Everybody's just gonna die, okay,
everyone someone telling the truth. Someone's family is dying. Nobody's
family because I'm telling the truth.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Well, you guys are good, Okay, not the issue.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So I go into the restroom and it was sort
of one of those situations that may or may not
have been louder than expect.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh, your boots are making noise.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
A lot of some explosiveness happening. It's very it was
very emily like, oh my gosh, if you will, lots
of stuff happening. Luckily there is it's a kind of
a one person bathroom.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
For the guys, there is a urinal and a stall,
but for the most part of me, and it's so small,
it's I think it's a kind of a one person deal.
And you I can hear if somebody comes in. So
I'm just at this point, I'm by myself, so I'm
let loose.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
You're exploring.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I gotta get I gotta get it out before I
I'm about to make my big TV appearance. I can't
be feeling stomach issues while I'm on on set.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Could you imagine if Chicken Charlie came out again and
you had all that excitement in your tummy, that would yeah, yeah,
fo yo.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I did hear there was rumors that there was a
barbecue guy that was going to be on my episode,
So who knows what I was going to be doing
there all that stuff. So I just I got to
take care of business before everything's done. So I'm going
the bathroom taking Bear's business. I go to pull finish everything,
go to pull up my pants when I realize, oh

(07:58):
my my, I miked up.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh my god, dude, the.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Wire you know, the whole mic pack is in my pocket.
And I was in such a rush to go use
the restroom. I just dropped trow released and I didn't
even think about it. And then I looked down. I go,
I'm miked up right now? Does that mean everyone heard?

(08:25):
The guys in the control room, the whole.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Crew they you up.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, that's when you have to get out and say,
I swear you walk out of the control and go, guys,
I swear my kids.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Did you hear the guy that was in the bathroom
with me wasn't blow that thing up?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
They stole my mic, wasn't me?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I mean that seems insane. I just checked my boots off,
and now I then go, okay, maybe, by chance, sometimes
this will happen where they don't turn your mic pack
on until you go out.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
There click it on.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Please Lord in Heaven, let that be the case.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, there's a little light on there that'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
It's either green for go or red for no. And
I pulled the mic pack out.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's oh god, So what do we do? Do we like?
But do we just pretend humiliated?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
But do we pretend like it doesn't happen because you're
kind of friends with the guys. I've been there so
many times. Do you make it could be a nicer crew.
Do you make a funny ha ha? Do we pretend
it doesn't happen? How do we proceed?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I know that I'm going to come out and the
stage manager is gonna be right there and he's gonna
bring back yeah, and so he's got some sort of
device onto. I don't know what he's listening to. Yeah,
I don't know. I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I don't know the TV busines that one.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well, you don't.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
You can't say anologies. No, I'm going to ignore it
didn't pretend like it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
But I know I have to be some sort of
show lore now behind the scenes of like did you
get Can you believe that they may may it might
even be on tape two stars?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay a legend.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Now, I don't know that I could ever do the
show again. Like I mean, I'm I'm that humiliated of
what they heard that morning.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I would have done the opposite. I wouldn't have I
would have leaned into it, you really, now, I am.
I would have leaned into it. I would have went
over to like Tommy and said something, oh yeah, Or
I would have like the sound guy comes and gets me,
and I would have been like, I guess you guys
heard that.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I just would have leaned in. I'd rather that and
get it over with than have people. Then I think
every time I go there, they all know that I
that I blew this thing. There's it.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
There is a slight chance.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
That like your mic pack was on, but that you could.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, I mean, I guess there's a chance. But whatever
I I've you know, I've gone in the bathroom twice
in my pants in high school, so it's like I
owned it. I had no choice. One time I was
smoking with my buddies and it just came out and
I ran, I was I gotta go, And I was
like you just like and I was like, oh god,
I gotta go. So I ran to the porter potty

(11:35):
and there was a little like this is little like
decorative little fence thing that I had to step over.
And as soon as I did that situation, we got
a situation here and it was everywhere. My buddies had
a video camera. Luckily there was no YouTube, and we
don't know what happened to that camera, thank god. But yeah,
so that was a pretty cameras. I lived through that.

(11:57):
I lived through again.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, you're a person that can admit when they have
situations in.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
The battle, I when I'm not talking about you.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I wasn't talking about you, Edie. He was just making
at general was making it's something I didn't do. That's
general statement.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I was just saying. So I'm not sure if that's
out there or not, but you you may see me
this Saturday when I'm on the and you may see
a look on my face the entire.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Which is terror.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's when they go to break.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Eddie's in the background saying it wasn't me waving his arms, was.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Pointing out my boots, you guys. So, I don't know
exactly what prompted this. Why are what's going on here?
But apparently Emily says their new sheriff in town. Oh
I mean I thought she was the sheriff. I thought
so too, But okay, okay, or she's promoted herself.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
She promoted herself.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
That's more like she's in charge of her house, no doubt.
But that doesn't mean that everybody's doing what she says.
You know, I mean, you could be a boss and
and maybe your boss isn't around as much and doesn't
really know what's going on. And then the boss comes
in to work and goes, what the hell I told
you guys to get all those TPS reports in?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Where are they?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Nobody's doing it?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Why aren't they? Weren't they inow? Well, now it's got
to go to another level. If it's not happening, if
you lay down the law and you don't fall off,
if you look directly at somebody and say, hey, you
better watch yourself and what happened? And then they don't.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Watch them, but you told them to.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Why were they not?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well, then something's wrong here and we have to we
have to adjust. So that is what Emily, I believe,
is doing now. Like what's up?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:42):
I mean Eddie pretty much perfectly described everything going on here.
You know when my man Robert and I first met
and moved in together right away, what a magical time.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
You know.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
If you don't know the story the chips, it's not
that long of a story.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Love story for the ages, a story.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I met at the Silver Fox.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
Kiss, had our first kiss that night in the indoor
sigy smoking area. Three months later, I got pregnant with
reed Oh Robert moved in. I don't remember this.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
This is married? Is that not how it went? And
the rest is beautiful history. When did you guys get married?
That hasn't happened yet, Still waiting for the right time.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
How many years?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Every time? That was fourteen, edie, fourteen years ago?

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Actually maybe fifteen, almost fifteen, yeah, yeah, fifteen, So it's good.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
But let's harken back to about fourteen years ago when
Barnsow told me and we were moving in together and
we're talking about the way we live, and you know,
you know, you go over like you learn how people
keep things tidy and chores around the house and stuff
like that. And Robert said, oh, I got you with
the bathroom. You'll never have to clean the bathroom. And
I went, oh my god, thank god. I hate bathrooms.

(14:52):
I get grossed out beyond belief by them. I don't
do bathrooms. I'll the kitchen clean, you know, some other
stuff ars such as a bathroom. Right, yeah, you got it. Well,
still waiting on that promised to me. Okay, well, because
he will clean the bathroom. But it's like pulling teeth
to ask him.

Speaker 9 (15:06):
To do it.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Like, how many times do you think you have to
ask him before it actually happens, like.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
A couple times before it happens. But if I ask him.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
In a very serious way, he'll huff and puff, get
a little upset at me, and then finally do it.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
So it's not a pleasant experience.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
He's got to regret every day of his life making that.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, I'm glad, I'm glad she's forgotten.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, every every day of his life.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I mean the guy does other things, Yes, he does,
absolutely so. I mean, like the bathroom brings home the bacon.
We can we let this go.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
It's a fifty to fifty spaces bathroom show bacon.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, well, here's made her a whole house. Yeah, literally,
with his bare hands.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Stated this whole bathroom for her, for her, Well, I
was working like seventy hour days.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Wait, well, the.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Bathroom he's using in the bathroom that I'm referring to
to be kept clean is actually the one that hasn't
been yet finished yet.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Well, he didn't even get to use the new bathroom.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, well he doesn't, he's a grown up.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Well, if he can't keep the other one clean, why you.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Can't use the bathroom he made well, like, what are
you talking about bathroom?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Respect the bathroom?

Speaker 8 (16:12):
What if he was a little cleaner in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's just it's a disgusting disaster in that bathroom. It's
really gross.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
It's like it's like ten fourteen year olds live in
that bathroom. It's pretty close, and it's really only Robert
and my fourteen year old son read. And so it's
it's very hard to keep my house clean because.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Very small house.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I don't know, it's a very small house.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
And the way Robert and Reed are is they're very
they're like tornadoes when they roll through the house. Like
I said earlier, at six am this morning, I woke up,
go to go put my coffee stirstick my spoon in
the sink, and there was a peanut butter spoon in
there with peanut butter stuckle over. It's just it's a
constant clean up with me in them, right.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Have you ever mentioned to them to not do stuff like.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
That, eddie, Eddie tread lightly, tred lightly.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yes, I have. You have to watch yourself.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
So I have found that they get a little idol sometimes,
and so instead of me having a nag all the time,
I've decided.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
To become a master at which I've become a master.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Ot and I don't want to do it. I'm done nagging.
I'm done nagging.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
You're so good at it.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
So what I decided that I'm going to do is
I'm going to and I have done.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
I've made a good old fashioned chore list.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
For your son, who's fourteen.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, and kind of more importantly for Robert.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Okay, he's a grown man. He's a grown he's older.
He's much older than you.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
From what I hear, this is crazy because whatever I
hear is that Emily is the one that does nothing
all day and then when Robert comes home, she pretends
to do something. So it's wild that she's not a
part of this toilest. You think she has a lot.
She has so much time on her hands, Eddie, don't
you dare say that? And I take my hey, that's true.

(18:13):
Ten of five, you're ten thirty five after a podcast,
very much, thank you very much. I can check stuff
up with the tourlest too, and I will.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh. So this is a toilest for the whole family, for.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
The family, but it's mostly for the two of them
to be able to look at this and have me
go yep, check the direction direction?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Well, like, what what stuff is on the toilet?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
There we go?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
What do we got?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
What are we doing? I got out fold stuff?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Laminate that thing?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know? Why do you put the box and check
box next to it? Because if you use pen you
kind of That's why I got laminated. She's gonna laminated.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I printed a stack of these. You get like an.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Erasable marker, Edie. Eddie's idea is kind of great. I mean, okay,
I love to leamon.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I didn't think about that. I do love something I love. Yeah,
that just says stuff that needs to get done around
the house underlined.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Why can you just put choreless?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why do you put stuff that needs to get done choreless? Yeah?
I like it written like weekly chores.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I like a terrible title, but it's so long.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
How am I going to be reading this?

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Check that?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah? Yeah, they do have it needs to get done
checked out before they finish the weekly choorless.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Yet this isn't necessarily weekly, by the way.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
This is like because this seems they need to get
done around the house. To get done that needs to
get done around the house on a Monday through Sunday basis.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Monthly.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Don't write that because you know what that's gonna Oh yeah,
you give them an inch.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
We got first, we got clean cabinets. Clean this means
clean the front of the cabinets.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
That needs to be done that much.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, that's why I'm saying this isn't a but that's.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Number one on the list. Yeah, that's a really odd order.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's odd number one.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
If it doesn't need to be I would think these
are stuff that I would think that it should be again,
I would think this is not the best, not the best.
I would think that this is stuff that needs to
be done weekly. Like when I ran a somber house,
we had a chort list and it would be chores
that need to be done by this day, and it
would be specific things I need to be done weekly.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Any chort list, like you do a weekly thing or whatever,
and something that you do you can add on once
in a while, Like I would.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Have put money on the fact that clean the bathroom
number one would have been number one.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Number one.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Hearing about this ever.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Must be done, my thing would say, like, must be
done by Tuesday at seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Wiping down the cabinets that's not like every three month job.
Maybe that's like a word.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
What I mean, which cabinetsbets?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
But don't you do that anyway?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Not all the time.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
And I will do this, but it's just something that
has to get done and checked out.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Terrible start.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Maybe okay, maybe I can go back to the drawing
board and arrange that will rearrange.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
What number two is?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Clean the fridge?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
How often do you get that?

Speaker 8 (21:12):
I don't wipe down the front, I put directions wipe
down front, wipe inside.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't know about you, Eddie. I always heard that
when she got the new kitchen, she went under rants
on how the kids does clean? I would get the
kitchen clean. They don't touch the kitchen, kitchens, toys clean.
So if the kitchen is always clean and you're always
doing the kitchen, why would those be on the short
Like I said, it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Like I said, I could check things off the Troy
list too. This is for you know, but if you
need to.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Be on the list, you don't need it.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I'm so confused. I was terrible.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Don't want to be the only one that's in charge
of captaets in fridge anymore.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
I'm done it's a family. It's a family.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You're the only one that cooks.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
They go in there and putting peanut butter spoons in
the sink. To his to his credit, he did put
it in the sink. A sink is where dirty things go.
Stick it to the cabinet. Yea, he didn't. Then you'd
have to wipe it down. You're only at two. This
is really bad.

Speaker 8 (22:08):
Then we follow up with clean the deck, sweep, clean railings,
and in between, how about.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Don't leave your underwear in the middle of the living
room on.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
The pick up the clothes. Wouldn't wouldn't clean living room
be before clean the deck.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Or even for your son. Just clean your room, yeah,
make bed, Clean your room like like normal stiff, like
make six am, make bed, yeah, like normal stuff.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
You know.

Speaker 8 (22:30):
Well, coming up next we have clean out the spiderwebs et, cetera.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
From outdoor light fixtures.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
But that's not in every dick.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
That's not.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That's a weekly, absolutely terrible, once a month.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Absolutely it is.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now now I know why it's such chaos over there.
Look at their leaders.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's a bad boss. We've had bad bad boss. Starts
at the top. Starts at the top.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
You're the Nixon of this household. You're not making it through.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's not good. You're not making it through a full term.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
No nex stuff. We got floors sweep and mop.

Speaker 8 (23:06):
Then we have okay, that's a separate item, which is dust,
floorboards and window sills.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Okay, hey, by the way, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
You know your home all day doing nothing?

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Fourteenth time I could cross things off this list too.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Family list.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
But you're you. Out of everyone there, you're there the most,
you have the most time.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I go to work in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I know, but you know, I know. But from like
eleven a m. Until eleven pm.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
You're doing nothing. Excuse me your stories.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Stories like I feel like we've.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Gone you do too.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Far, too fast. It's like somebody windows does that. Ever,
it's like somebody who doesn't know how to drive, and
she's like first step parallel park. It's like if guy
can't clean the bathroom or pick up his underwear, why
are we worrying about base We got bigger fish.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Clean the bathroom and then work your way down to
weekly things.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, where this isn't even weekly. This is
a mess.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
It's just things that need to get done. You see
the title, Well not finally.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Will quickly wrap up. Okay, but what else is next?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
We've got guys, bathroom, floor, toilet, sink, marriage.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Is that not first?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Number one?

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Clean behind the house, sleep, get rid of sweep, get rid.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Of debris behind that house, the house.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Water, the front, hedge, waterfront center, tree, clean, front porch, vacuum.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Vacuum again, what do you do what you yesterday's checking
it off?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
She checking out?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
I clean the microwave.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, okay, why why it's just on their list?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
This is the family list. It's stuff that needs to
get done the house.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
This is a mistake. You've completely who's doing the launchy
already checked nobody.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
So this is interesting because I don't know that this
is a thing anymore. Might be I don't know. I'm
not really paying attention.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
That's why they're doing it, because it's not thing anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, I don't really.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Feel like it is. Well, all the shows that we
used to grow up on had that kind of opening credits,
like montage scenes. A lot of them were the sitcoms
you know that we grew up watching, like Family Matters,
you know, the Goofy, you know, Rcle Montage or whatever,
you know, I brought up full house. You know, you
would see them driving through San Francisco. But then also

(25:24):
they would cut in the scenes of you know, wacky
Uncle Joey stuff like.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
That, say, the ball way they do the you know,
the wacky screech scene and all that other stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, so we'd always have those opening you know, credit
montage scenes, and so they've put together which ones were
the best.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
So if you think about it now, they weren't always
uh sitcoms, you know, because I'm thinking about it and
I'm like, the Sopranos kind of had a cool one.
It was again it was him driving through New Jersey. Yeah,
it wasn't It wasn't very pretty, but it was they
gave you the grit of the vibe of the show.
So I would say Sopranos was kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Dawson's Creek had a cool one. It was the Creek
embarrassing and it was I don't want a.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Way, this is embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
That one. No, we know it just showing them.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
No, that was It starts with the Creek and then
you see them like in their acting scenes and then
they smile.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh, and then they turn to the camera and do
it like a smile freaking phenomens is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, that's why I fell in love with Joy Potter.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Okay, because we had the dancing in the fountain. Yeah friends, friends, yeah, friends,
what are they doing? What are they doing?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Or they don't know where to sit and they're all wet,
and of course Emily, oh.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh yeah, good got the high five? You got it
for ten punch, so good.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
They all look so cool standing there, like when they're
in their photo shoot, like with the white backdrop and
they're all in their sick nineties gear ten punch. They're
all having some fun to get Steve lifted up, Donna
Martin jokes, guy jokes, why their shirts tucked in.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
The of course Dylan with the sunglasses, you know, doing
the eyebrow raise. It's classic, and oh classic, that's a
good one.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
And then yeah, like the ending where they one of
them misses the high five. Actually they supposed together and.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
If they when they come back around, there was that one.
And then remember towards the end of the show when
they had the girls do it.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Okay, don't be that way. They're trying to be progressive.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Look, Kelly and Donna are doing the high five, Get
out of Here really bothered really bother it really bothered
me anyway. So there's quite a few of the really
good ones, but what made the top ones?

Speaker 6 (27:54):
So Entertainment Weekly put this out because they're noticing that,
first off, shows don't have this anymore. And then and
then if you're streaming a show, you can now skip it.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Yeah yeah, I mean if you ever watch them where
you just go skip watch it once the first time
I watched the show, and.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Then you skip it, and then then you skip intro.
So why would they have it? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
If there's no skip intro, it's the worst thing ever.
I agree, the worst thing.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You're right, You're right, Emily.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Your favorite show of all time, Sex and the City
wasn't there. I have a big one with Carrie walking
around New York City in that dumb bellerena dress or.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
Address and then she gets splashed by the bus that
has her photo on the bus.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, I was famous, it was. It's a very short
one though.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Sorry I brought it up.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
Here.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yep, it's not that great. I don't know why.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
I'm very.

Speaker 8 (28:46):
The only reason I don't like it as much because
they don't do like scenes from the show in it,
it's really just her walking. You want scenes from the
shind of, like you know, like the nine O two
and O's do and say by the bells.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Again, I'm very sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Gotten that mole removed.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
She's been there for a long time. Yeah, so iconic. Yeah, well,
Entertainment Weekly has noticed that.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yes, it's kind of the end of the TV show intro,
and so they put out their three best now. Unfortunately
they didn't rank them in any specific order, but I'll
tell you some of the top ones, and then I'll
also tell you in the comments what people were mad
that were not making the top thirty. So they name,
of course the Simpsons intro.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh yeah, that's a massive one.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Game of Thrones.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it's cold again. It's just it's like their own
design sort of a thing. It's not like scenes from
the show or anything like that. That's cool, cool man,
and you watch it once and you're kind of good,
You're like, i've.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Seen it now.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Mad Men makes their list the Fresh Prince of bel Air.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Absolutely, that's the best. Like, who doesn't know that.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I liked the Walking Dead one because they would start
the show and then something would happen and then they
go right into the trow and you would pump you
up a little.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Sorry, Emily. They named Sex in the City as a
good one.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Sorry, you.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Truly suck.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Wait what you like the show?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Don't you say that?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
The Sopranos, Beverly Hills, and I Know two one of Friends.
They also named the Real Housewives franchise as having a
good intro.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I don't know, I've never seen it. They're just standing there.
Parks and Wreck.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
West World, the O C and The Brady Bunch get named,
among some others. Now here are the ones. People are
upset They didn't include a lot of kids shows. People
thought Scooby Doo has a legit one, The Muppet Show
has a great one. Looney Tunes people thought was good.

(30:58):
But outside of kids knows, what they say were overlooked
was the Twilight Zone.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Come on, who's the boss driving that Vanya?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
You ever noticed in that scene when he dives he's
out by a mile?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I don't even know?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You're so when Tony Dand is playing softball and he's
round and third and he dives for home plate and
he gets called out and then he argues with the
umpire he's out by a mile. I don't have you
ever not, I don't remember all he dives like ten
feet in the air. Why would he jump that high? Second?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Because he was a mile.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Clearly, whoever was at third base gave him the stop
and he blew through it because he is watching a
weird breakdown.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
He's by a mile, watch it.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I trust you.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I just don't on this weird van with his daughter.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I mean, he's just a van.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
That would be a Law and Order ask for you
episode and a hard you're making this so weird?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
A show? Yes, Grown Man, Little Girl Van, reap Mate,
Oh my god? Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Other TV shows People bought should have been included in
this list, where the Twilight Zone, Happy Days star Trek
and Finally Married with children.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
They feel on the list?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Are we just liking the theme or do we like
the credits?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I think all of it?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
They The way they describe it as being good is
it's set like sex in the City, Eddie, It's set
the stage. I'm letting you know you're in New York women, No,
it's only her.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Do you ever wonder what Ronnie from Jersey Shore would
sound like wishing you a happy birthdays?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Hey, what's up with your boy Ronnie here, I just
wanted to say happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I hope you enjoy yourself. Drink a lot of ron
Ron juice.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
GTL THEO out of your party.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Well, it's time for the show.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's time for the show's cameo. Okay, here we go,
of course.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Cameo the website where you can order up personalized messages
from celebrities. They set their own price, and so we
spin a wheel whatever celebrity it lands on. You guys
got to figure out how much are they charging on cameo.
That's how the game works. So let's go ahead and
spin the wheels too. It lands on first. That's an

(33:25):
interesting one, all right. It is lanned on somebody who's
been in studio many times with us before, the wise brother,
Paully Shore. Polly Shore, Yeah, is on cameo. What do
we think? How much does old Polly the Weasel? How
much does he charge inn on cameo?

Speaker 9 (33:44):
What do you think? Thor?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I don't think Paulie could get a lot for cameo,
but he thinks he you know what I'm saying. So
I think Paully charges two five?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
What do you think, Emily?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
Why because he's like a character, you know, his his polyshorness.
Feel like people would really want that for some reason,
those nineties poly Shore fans.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, Basino man fan in the army now or what
was that one?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Army one?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Son in law?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
That was a good one.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
That was a good one. It's a hot one.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
I don't think I'm gonna go higher than Thor. I'm
gonna go lower and Sao two hundred.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Two hundred bucks. What do you thinks?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh gosh, I mean everything you guys have said, I
agree with. I think he thinks.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Since we've interacted with him so much, I think he
does think a little bit more highly. Yeah, like he
he still thinks he's Polly Shore from back in the
day when he was making those movies. But I think
he had to learn quickly that the demand isn't what.
I'm gonna go a little bit lower as well. I'll
go one fifty one fifty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, because Thor went the highest, do you think he
called it? Charges three twenty five.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Three?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Wow, that's that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
So this did you get for three hundred and twenty
five bucks from the whe.

Speaker 9 (35:03):
So Yo.

Speaker 11 (35:06):
Joanna what's up, babe?

Speaker 9 (35:09):
What's up babe?

Speaker 11 (35:11):
Mister Polly Sure aka the Wize, and I'm wishing you
a beautiful happy birthday. Uh, it's coming up, it's on,
it's not let me guess it's April. Good at these things.
It's April. It's towards the end of April, but not
all the way. Then it's April twenty sixth. You're turning
forty two. Forty oh wait, thirty two? Well, oh wait,

(35:35):
fifty two. Fifty two is still young, babe. Fifty two
is young. You're younger than the Wiz. Anyways. See on
the back side sitting Katoon embry eater ers Stephen Pyler,
Pejs Propra Propro later babe, happy birthday?

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Wow what I don't know?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Excuse what's there?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I have no idea what he was talking about? That strange?
All right, there you go. Let's spin them again, see
you that's on this time? Okay, Well, this is one
of those ones. You're not going to know the name,
but when I tell you who it is, you'll understand.
It is landed on Lori Fatrick. Who's lock? That's American

(36:26):
gladiator Ice.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
The o G.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
I.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I found her pretty attractive. You know, she beat my ass,
but she is uh she plays for the other team.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, no, definitely so American gladiator Ice, who again had
a little bit of a resurgent with all these American
gladiator documentaries that have been coming out, things like that.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
How much do you think she is charging on cameo
Emily Man.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I know, I think we've gotten nitro before on cameo Rule.
Remember how much think you had laser too?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
We lazer so funny. I forget how much those guys charge.
All right, Luri, Luri, Laurie, please call her Ice Ice
Ice Ice. I'm gonna go with one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
One hundred bucks for us.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What do you think this guy?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, that's kind of where I was living.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
But because of all the documentaries that came out, maybe
she's gonna get a little more.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
I'm gonna go one twenty five.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Twenty five. What do you think the protein bar? I
think if you give her a protein bar a cameo
for you that way, it looks great. Yeah for sixty one,
she looks good. Wow, I'm gonna get her haircut. Did
you not a fan of that likes the short hair?
I am not a fan Okay, I'm gonna say, what
did guys say. I'm gonna say one seventy five?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
One seventy five Wow, big big bucks for ice Y.
What if you has nailed it on the head. The
person that said a hundred Yes, Ice from American Gladiators
charges one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
And this is what you get for that.

Speaker 12 (38:08):
I built Lori Fatrick aka Ice. I just wanted to
stop buy and say happy, happy sixtieth birthday. And I
heard that maybe for your birthday you're going to get
some more tank tops to show off the big guns
that you have instead of wearing sweats to the gym
all the time.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
That's what I've heard.

Speaker 12 (38:27):
And also I heard that you won an award for
clean kitchen. Are you kidding me? I wish that you
could come by and clean my kitchen. Anyway, have a
absolutely wonderful, happy, happy birthday, and this is Ice from
American Gladiators, and have a great day.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
You said that.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Not the best?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, okay, clean kitchen, it's nice. There you go, all right,
we have time for what more spin in the wheel
to allowance on this time? Oh my god, this might
be one of my favorites of all time because it
has landed on. Sean Stillato.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Knows who that is.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
That is Tommy DeVito's agent. Remember the guy who looked
like a mobster and Tommy DeVito when he had his
momentum with the Giants. They showed this guy's agent on
TV and he would looked like he was straight out
of an Italian mobster movie.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
The Pope.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
What with the Pope?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Is that like a like c G. I like, what
do we do?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
That looks like the guy's one hundred? Tell me Shohn
Stillado is like younger, is this is the Yeah? That's him?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Sure that other guy was in Yeah, it's the same.
It's a weird picture.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
He met the Pope? Would he's his agent?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Wow? Age he got that sweet pizza pie appearance for
Tommy DeVito, get.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
That appear he's a real agent.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Wow, he's a real agent. Yes, so, Sean Stellato, Tommy
DeVito's agent. How much is he charging on? I can't
wait to hear this, by the way, Oh yeah, I
don't think I've ever heard him talk.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
I can't wait to hear this, and I can't wait
to hear how much he is charging because honestly, in
my mind, this could be anywhere from like twenty five
bucks to like a thousand bucks. Like, I don't know
what this guy thinks of himself.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
It seems to.

Speaker 13 (40:35):
Him.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I think he thinks highly of himself.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Love him, But who wants this? I mean, this is
such a I'm going seventy five bucks.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Seventy five bucks, Yes, yes, I have Tommy's agent. Yes
I am.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Do you think do I gotta get you? Hate this guy?
I gotta get you.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I hate Davito. They've ruined our chances of getting a
good quarterback. We should have Jade Daniels right now. It
wasn't for these two idiots.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh wait, him too, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I'm gonna say he charges three hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Three hundred wow, Oh my god, what do you think believe?

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I was gonna go lower than the sky, but the response, yeah,
I was gonna go fifty.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
But I think instead I'm gonna go the other way
and say a hundred, one hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Again, one of you has nailed it on the head.
The person that said seventy five.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Oh damn it, guy, not three hundred.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, no, no, no, So this is what you get
for seventy five bucks from Tommy DeVito's agent Sean Stellato.

Speaker 14 (41:28):
Ciao Chow, who's ready for some football. The agent is
Sean Stellato. We're gonna pick these twelve names. Kick things
off with Mike from New York, Frankie Tyler, Mike from Ohio,
Chris sal Liam, JP, Ryan, Andrew Paul and saved the

(41:48):
best for last Austin. Big shot out from Mike uh
from New York. Last year winning it. Let's get a repeat,
Baby filled that dynasty.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Go Giants.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
So he was picking the order of the which is
a big thing. But you know, he talks exactly like
I thought he would tell you.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
There's a picture of him at Paison Khan. Wait, what here?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I'm assuming it's it's an Italian American Culture and Arts festival.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Wow, Pithon That guy most out a line around the building.
That's fantastic, good stuff. We got into a big discussion
last week about the types of fries that we like
and what constitutes fries because with tater tots were thrown
in there, potato wedges, we're thrown in their waffle fries.
We got you got into a big conversation about the

(42:40):
best kind of type of fries. Well, today is National
Potato Day. Wow, So I would kind of have to
take fries out of it because I know you were saying,
Thor that fries is the top food for you. So
if I were to take fries off the table, what's
the best way you like a potato?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Do you like it mashed? Do you like it baked?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You like it scalloped?

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Do you like it?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You know?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Where where are we living with?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Hash brown?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Hash brown potato?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Hom fries though? Like or the breakfast potatoes where they're
like cubed up.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
That's a potato potato.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
Now.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
We recently went out to dinner and Thor was trying
to push this twice baked potato on all of us,
so he was really a fan.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I was down to the Dump's frdy over something and
my wife made my favorite steak, a Rabbi medium and
that's right, and you needed because I'm not a rare
I'm not a rare man or medium rare man.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
With a nice char and she made a twice pad
potato and I love that potato.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You love it.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
You don't want something crazy. I was brought up never
eating the skin. I only ate the inside of the potatoes.
Apparently though the outside of the skin is like the
most fiber is the best for you. And my wife's like,
you don't eat that.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
I go.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I was always told you couldn't like eat like. I
thought it was like eating a carrot that's not peels,
like what Psycho. So she's like, well, I made it
extra crispy. So then I started eating it. Life changing,
life changing, all that fiber. It was great.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Now you've never come across something in your life called
a potato skin before.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I don't know together. I guess I just never thought
about it. I'm not a big potato skin. I love
good potato.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Potato skin is almost like a twice big potato.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It's like a mini fattier version of you know why
I think I haven't had that because I was grown.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I grew up with my mom telling me.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Potato skin no good.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
You don't need potato skins. You just eat inside potatoes.
So then I thought I must not like I went
into the I went to a TGI Fridays. You would say,
let's get the potato skins, and I go, well, you
can't eat that.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
It's a very popular. Tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
If you like the twice baked potato. You love potato skins?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yes, well this is I only have a rap I
only have one. You've never had a potatos?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
My mind is blown.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
What would I say?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I swear to God, why.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Would I.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
This or something?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
No?

Speaker 8 (45:22):
I just like friends where people are getting wings and
like those types of appetizers.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
You know, I assumed I wouldn't like it because growing
up I never ate.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
It because I wasn't like it was the lesser part of.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
The potato.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
That you had this twice plit potato with the Chris.
Let me tell you something. I want to go with
you to see your face when you eat that potato skin.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
You're gonna be like, do they only sell them at
like Chili's and TGI Friday's.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Man?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
You know, I mean, but that's where you're going to
get most of the time. Like appetize bar, appetizer type of.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Texas roadhouse excellent, potatoes excellent. I'm not gonna travel alkohol?

Speaker 15 (46:00):
Why not me?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
But are you right there right there?

Speaker 9 (46:05):
After?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Usually after a flying lot hungry? I don't want to hear.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
what are we discounting the.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Chip?

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I know you didn't even get to mention.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
No, it didn't sit.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
No, we're here talking about potatoes, skins.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Nothing beats a plane leg. But I did say that
that's a famous Did you mean it?

Speaker 9 (46:31):
No?

Speaker 8 (46:31):
I didn't, but you said I said it flippant. And
I think there's plenty of chips that beat a planelt
to be honest. And I don't even get plane lays ever.
I get a kettle cook chips, thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh my god. Wow, nothing beats kettle cook I guess.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
So what is the best way to enjoy a potato
on National Potato Day?

Speaker 9 (46:56):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
What do you gotta do? Are you gonna go with
possible questions?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Really not?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Because we took we took we took fries out of it.
But if it's if fries were in it, it'd be
fries for anything. I can literally have fries with anything.
Anything I agree with that. Give me, give me anything,
and I'll say fries go with that.

Speaker 9 (47:12):
But I.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
But I think if we.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Take fries, oh yeah, they do.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
And you wanted to fight it or wasn't gonna let
it happen? So I think if we take fries out
of it, this question is so situational. Is it breakfast time?
Am I at a bar am I at a nice restaurant?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
What's your favorite?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Then the way it goes though, if you got to
pick one, it don't matter what time of the day
it is, It doesn't matter where you're at. That's just
the way you want to have it.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
You're on a desert island, you can only pick one.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
It's a desert island, not deserted.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
It could be either.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Okay, that's fair, but it's a desert deserted.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Oh that was stuck like death Valley.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
That's not an island.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Pam Yeah, and dessert either. Potato genie comes down, Yeah,
one potato, that's it.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
My only wish from this genie to pick up potato food.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
You just finished watching the Martians and saw how important
they were him dame, and he was like, you know what,
this is how one wish that sucks.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Couldn't get any prote But you're.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Not going to say to the genie situational lunchtime is
the dear time.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
The genie will just walk away.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Well, the g is the genie going to take fries
off the table. Yes, well that's.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Why do we need to take your cholesterol?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
So then chips are okay?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah, chip should be taken out too, then like what
the hell?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Really, all fried potatoes aren't that great?

Speaker 9 (48:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Don't you dare? Don't look at me?

Speaker 15 (48:51):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
And I'm not hanging on a second sky? Nobody's picked yet.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Pressure I feeling Guy's yellow. Emily out, she hates going first.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
What is the best way to have a potato?

Speaker 9 (49:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (49:12):
It ain't.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
I know it ain't those mashed potatoes you made.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Pepper misteak Man left the lit off, the pepper dumped
all in.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
Okay, my good, couldn't it's I honestly can't answer that because.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Eat potato. I would never eat mashed potatoes by themselves.
It's a solo with nothing else.

Speaker 8 (49:36):
So I'd say I think potato skins, those Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Potato skins more than more than.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Or dorito. I didn't think.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
I thought were taking chips out of it. My favorite
the paint of the Bates. But I'm going to say
the potato skins, potato skins.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Loaded by it so defiant because if you have well
I'm meaning a sandwich. I got potatoes, and you're not
eating a sandwich. You're being told you can only have
one thing.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, potato one way, potato one way, that thing.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Living your best life, living my best any think, Scott potato,
you live in the potato world.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
This is so hard. I loves bad carbs. Oh that's
so true. And they love unhealthy cause that was the
name of her band. We almost made it.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
They can never get through a set exhausted.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I'm gonna have to say the hash brown.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I understand that for you.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
Hey, this makes sense, like not the potato skids. I'm
just thinking of it because that's a solo thing. Like
I'm just thinking that's all I can have. So it's
like more like a meal, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
It's just really serious, you know what I mean. She's
like getting angry. Yeah, the hash brown Sunday morning, it's.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
What I look for to most.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
I make the Trader Joe's hash brown patties.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
At home and oh my god, yeah, they're so good.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
That good.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I'm just saying, or one way to have a potato obviously,
I would say fries. We can't go fries so well established,
well established. I love a twice baked potato, but I'm
not insane potato chip. Oh your potato cheddar and sour
cream potato chips?

Speaker 3 (51:24):
You kidding me.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I tend to agree with thor that if I had
to have one potato I'd probably go potato chip.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Obviously, I'm not going to live off that. I die quickly,
but I mean that's I think it's the best way
to enjoy a potato Again. If fries off the table
potato skins, it's one of the morning.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Stupid potato chips, and I'll be wakins with sour cream.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
You're gonna be over so quick, so good.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
On the National Potato Day, they have ranked the best
potato foods.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Yeah, coming a number ten, And it turns out this
is generational potato salad. Younger generations not into it anymore
more of.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
A macaroni salad than I am a potato So yeah,
I'm more of a pasta salad. Oh wow, you can
be a pasta salad.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh yeah, how do you feel about macaroni?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Number nine goes to the potato pancake. Didn't see that coming.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, I love potato lotas growing up. They were
really good. We'd have them with like massa brie. It's
some apple sauce.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, oh right, because it's just called apple, like.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Mazza fries. Completely different than apple sauce. Oh, like a
certain kind of bread.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Oh I thought you were saying completely different. Oh okay,
my bad. I didn't know. I thought you're saying that
was another word for apple. My dad. No, I don't
think that makes me anti surprise.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Kids.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
My dad would hide the matza on Easter. Oh we
do the egg hunt.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yes, you did.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, we confirm that basket and you would never happened. Okay,
why would my dad hide? Why would your mom?

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Lie?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
Number eight best potato goes to the twice baked there
it is number seven, scalloped scalp.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Okay, yeah, but again I don't want it out of
a box. You gotta go full blown.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
It's got a fancy restaurant. Yeah yeah, nice Chrispy top
number six.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Guy, what do you make that word face?

Speaker 3 (53:33):
You don't like scaled potatoes. It depends on the cheese
you're putting it. Okay, you know what I mean. Some
people put normal cheese some.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Number six, tater tots, number five, hash browns, number four,
the baked potato.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
It's gotta be loaded. Oh, gotta have a loaded potato.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
No, that's where you're not just doing butter and salt pepper.
I don't that's what I would have.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
You don't go sour cream and bacon.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
As a kid, my mom would heat in my up
in the microwave, cut it open, put a little butter
on it, and that would.

Speaker 9 (54:03):
Be a little bit.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Oh yeah, okay, just one stick number for dinner, I'm
guys Sunday.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
Number three goes to potato chips, Number two goes to
mashed potatoes, and number one is French fries.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
There's no skins on potato pancake over potato skins.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Hey hey hey, hey, hey hey, a whole potato pancakes.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Anti h I've got some very sad news yesterday that
the legend Oh oh no, Eddie wow, James old Jones
no longer with us?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Is this a think about him every day type situation?
Because you think about certain guys every day. Portel bottle Oldie.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Well, what we got well splashes Biggie.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Lane Goodman from Dancing with His Stars. The most recent
recent Alex Trebek, Stan Lee hmm uh, Eddie van Halen and.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Sound of a Bitch? Who I misten?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Chris Cornell, Chris Cornell. I don't know how Big started
this all thing. I'm a massive Biggie fan. One of
my favorite time. I I don't think about it every day.
You're a massive fan, bro? And how did and Goodman too? Yeah?
So is love them?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Look serious?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Why?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Why topic is dead?

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
I mean you're cracking Judge. You can't even speak. You're
cracking up so bad.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Uh, James is not on the list. When George Lucas passes,
he will be on.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Oh wow, I didn't see this coming, I thought, but I.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
J he was a legend, the voice. I mean, nothing
can beat it Darth Vader. Now, he he didn't play
both roles. He wasn't the body of Darth Vader. He
was just the voice.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
That would have been awkward. Why because Lucas white.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Because he's dad. It would have made sense.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
It wouldn't have made sense.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I don't know what happens galaxy.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
That is true too, I mean I don't know what's
going on. Yeah, I guess, I guess it could have
worked that way.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I take that I mean I really don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah, so, yes, the voice of Darth Vader is gone.

Speaker 9 (56:55):
Don't fail me again.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, I won't.

Speaker 9 (56:59):
I must obey my muster.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Guy, that what you want to.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
I must obey my muster.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You're the guy guys fell off her chair?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
What the hell?

Speaker 9 (57:17):
Together, we can rule the galaxy? His father and son.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
He was mouthing the words that's a very famous yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yeah, oh really yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
He was only paid seven grand for that role.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Oh my god, that's it age made residuals.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
I don't know if you get those rights back then,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
That sucks. He probably lost hundreds of millions just the
first one. I'm sure they kicked it up notch after,
like all the merch and everything.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yeah. Yeah, when you're starting out as that.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Was a week old man in your face.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I wait, weird, weird, I don't know what correct.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Yeah, his voice is so iconic, as we know, mufassa
like all this, yeah stop it the voice of the
CNN promo but this, Yes, but the internet's a bit confused.
They were very upset yesterday because they wanted to know
who is going to be the new RB's voice.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
That says we have the meat.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
That's not James Jones.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
The internet thought it was James earld Joe for the
last time, so it was trending yesterday. The people were
concerned about it. Yes, we're correctediot, it's actually man.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah, so that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
We're okay there.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
How old was.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Ninety three years old? Run too young?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You want to know? I feel that James old Jones
was a national treasure. The voice so iconic.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
He wasn't like this great actor bitch coming to America.
Ever seen it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Field the Dreams?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Ever seen it? Ever seen it?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Actually barely? I watched weird. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Anyway, most people probably believe James L. Jones national treasure.
But did he make the list of people who we
believe are are national treasures?

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:36):
They did the rankings, and Eddie, you mentioned one that
just missed the top ten, George Lucas missing the top
ten along with Michael Jordan, Billy Joel, Michael J.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Fox, whoa, whoa, whoa all. Michael Jordan's definitely not a
national treasure, but uh, he's a great he's the greatest
best play of all time, but national treasure.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
He's not the best guy ever.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
And Billy Joel though he's on Long Island treasure. He's
a Long Island He's a national crash in the two houses,
drinking and driving, never went to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Yeah, I feel like you can't have those things under
like on your list or your rap sheet. If like
you're a national treasure, Like, no, we could still love stuff.
How he's not. I have made plenty of six, I continued, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
My national treasure.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I'm yours.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Yeah yeah, but you Emily didn't right, we didn't start
the fire. I did, piano man.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Wow, Well your top ten national treasures are number ten.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Harrison Ford.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Wait a minute, Harrison Ford. He's such that man. He's
such a but he's very grumpy, Yeah, very grumpy, like
he hates all that, he hates his most famous role.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
But you could still love your grandpa even though he's
you know, grumpy and not a pleasure to be around.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
You still love him.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
I love him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
We could love Harrison for but but.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I wouldn't say theasure is I look at Tom Hanks
as a national trea. Greatest guy ever. Yeah, Adam Sandler,
I saw lesson on the Many cast. He seems like
the coolest guy ever done. Peyton Manning Peyton Manning. Yeah,
you don't think Adam Sanders. He seems like the coolest.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Guy, seems like a cool guy. But National Treasure, I
don't know. I think you have to be older to
be a national treasure. Like I feel like we have
to worry that you're gonna die and then we can
be like treasure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, what about Snoop Dogg National Treasure?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Yeah, I'm kind of over Snoop Dogg because because the
whole because it's very phony, because you know like that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Yeah, and I guess I was just talking about stuff
people have done in the past.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I mean, he technically killed somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Number die National Treasure. We think Steve Martin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Overrated.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I just don't think he's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Did you ever see anything?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I've seen it, three of me gos. I've seen this stuff.
It's just it's just too wacky for me, that's all.
It's too wacky. Say you're a little too wacky.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Does your dad like Steve Barton?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Of course? Have you seen the jerk Hious? Yeah, you
know what my dad loves. And because he's an older actor,
Dustin Hoffman and puts my dad's favorite movie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yeah, that's a woman.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Yeah, it's crazy crazy, Okay. Number eight goes to Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Again national another grumpy guy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Number seven Carol Burnett, Yeah, I kind of no. There
was just like a special honoring the Mary Tyler Moore.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
That yeah, Mary Tyler Moore. So I was thinking of, Hey,
don't get mad at me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
We've had we've we've we've thought people are alive, they're
dead before. I'm looking at you, Eddie and Raquel Welsh.
That was unfortunate Welsh. Apparently.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Number six public figure we think is a national treasure,
Denzel Washington.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
National treasure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I do love Denzel. Who doesn't love Denzel?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
This great? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Number five Keanu Reeves, Hell, yeah, it's there, it's there.
Number four Tom Hanks four Yeah. Number three didn't realize
he was still alive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Dick Van Dyke, Oh yeah, ninety eight years old.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Van Dyke is unbelievable. He's sold and still a great song.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
And dance man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
You love this song and dance man?

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
He's the MANVD, He's the man. If Dick Van Dyke
makes this list and your song and dance, I wonder
if Hugh Jackman is going to make the list. Australian,
So we can't be a national treasure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Only Yeah it's treasure.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Jackman's out is Wolverine, but but non national treasure. No, damn.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Number two celebrity we think should be a national treasure
James Earl Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
All right, Scott that you guys almost just as treasure
and voted.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I already know who's number one, Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
You would think, well he's got that. Doesn't he have
the sexual assaults?

Speaker 12 (01:04:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, Eddie, that would have been a legit answer. But
no it is not.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
As the number one national treasure we have Dolly Parton.

Speaker 16 (01:04:45):
Wow, yeah, yeah, I don't know he can get it,
Kathy Gifford, these are just your gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
You're right, you just call it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I mean, am I respected?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Dude? I'm embarrassed?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Am I not respected?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
You're one of my favorite dudes that we have on
for Free Comedy Friday. Rocky Dale Davis r d D.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Is I like to call?

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Is that okay? Rocky r d D.

Speaker 15 (01:05:20):
I'm like, I'm just trying to get through right now
that I don't have headphones on and I who's talking. Also,
I also want to let y'all know the what was
the coffee called the one everybody likes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Drunk Monkey. Y'all are out of drunk Monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
What I got here?

Speaker 15 (01:05:35):
I got two pumps of drunk Monkey. Okay, world for
two and so I just I just want to say,
I don't know what's happened to y'all, but y'all changed, Okay, y'all,
and it's I'm I'm gonna embarrassed. I'm gonna get through
this interview. I know, Okay, I know, but I'm very upset.
I'm gonna put on these headphones.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
We love Rocky.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
He's performing at the American Comedy Company. He got to
show to night, a couple of shows tomorrow night. Definitely
go see him. Hysterical man. Yes, uh, you know, We've
met a lot of comedians over the years, but Rocky,
he's just he's good peeps, And we bonded one time
because he forgot his lighter and I kept it for
him for a full year.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I get back. That was that was one of the
best moments. That was one of the best moments ever.
And now and now you come back and this, Yeah,
that's so sad.

Speaker 15 (01:06:27):
I'm sorry I cut you off on that because that
was you showed all the history between us loyalty and
then thanks changed Dudeeah, maybe have we grown apart?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
You know, when you're in a relationship for a long time,
you get just sort of used to it, and yeah,
you know, you take it for granted.

Speaker 15 (01:06:43):
I just gotta have an eight year relationship. Thanks for
bringing that up. Yeah, I know it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
The next time we were here, Yeah, you talked about
going out of the country with you watched the Alabama game.

Speaker 15 (01:06:54):
Yeah, yeahs together ways and uh, it's really easy to
to split up a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
It's not like you all and everything together and all that. Yeah,
there's nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Also, yeah, I'm nine months sober. I was an alcoholic
as well, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Uh, there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:07:10):
Also, I haven't had a carbon I don't know six months.
This is good, dude, this is y'all. Simply could not
get me headphones with an ear muff at work.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Brang up my ex.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
I miss her every day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Rocky put on his to put on the headphones and
they fell apart. Yeah you brought him.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
I want some drunk monkey coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
That's all drunk drunk, there's no there's no coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
At all.

Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
No, I was joking.

Speaker 15 (01:07:41):
The drug monkey is gone. But you know it's okay.
I don't want to come off like a d everybody's
listening right now. My ex is calling in, Like I
told you, he's a has been like that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
This is why guys go and get on the line.
That's that's that's kind of you gotta break.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
That sucks, but you know, I get it. It happened sometimes.

Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I was in a four year relationship. We lived together,
and we broke up. I went out of town and said, listen,
I was trying to be a nice guy. Take whatever
you want. We owned everything together. I take whatever you
want and then, you know, we'll figure it out afterwards.
I come back. She left me one throw pillow that
was the only thing in the entire apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Why leave that?

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Yeah, that's like, that's like mental.

Speaker 15 (01:08:33):
That's like when you text back, when you text back K,
like it's yeah, because to send a lower case K
that is thought, that is anger, malicious intent.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Yeah, why are you so mad at me?

Speaker 9 (01:08:50):
Indeed?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
What is so funny?

Speaker 15 (01:08:51):
Because but it is to do like because I have
like fans, you know, and so post it for a
year like I've posted tons of jokes about my girlfriend.
So it's like now, like people become invested in you.
You know, It's like same thing with this show. People
become invested with you guys, you know more about us,

(01:09:12):
about us. So I hadn't realized like how many people
had first off met my exit shows, right, had hung
out with us before. So like when they come to
a show now and I do. I never put her
down at all. That's not what I would ever do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Make joice.

Speaker 15 (01:09:30):
I didn't, well I haven't. It's a small lawsuit going on,
so yeah, see you in court. People at the shows
are like, wait, like y'all they girl I met you
aren't together. That's crazy, man. And I'm like I'm like yeah,
and they're like dang, like it seems like you guys
were like really in love and I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
What's going on here?

Speaker 9 (01:09:53):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Do you want to picture in a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
We're gonna move on. That does suck though, when I
got When when I got a relationship, I'm always the
one that gets dumped because I'm always afraid to end it.
And then even if I wanted to end it, I'm
always miserable and in sky I know my last last
two relationships, I was miserable, so anytime I got brought up,
it would just put me in a deep depression.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
So people would come up to me and say that,
I'd be like, oh, yeah, well, I'm not sure she's
doing great.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
On this show, we talked about our lives mainly, and
so it'd be weird to just not say anything all
of a sudden, so you kind of have to say it,
and then now you got to deal with the after effects.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Dude, it sucks.

Speaker 15 (01:10:30):
It is breaking up with someone too, because she's this
is this is a joke and myself, but it's but
just to so we were together eight years.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
She's the only girl I ever dated in my life.

Speaker 15 (01:10:41):
I've never been in a relationship ever really, So yeah,
so I met her at twenty three and was with
her till now. They're breaking up with someone. Brother, It
is the hardest thing that was. It was so bad, honestly, like,
first of all, eight year relationship. That's great because you
I'm a shame. You probably thought this is no. I
had asked her, I had asked her parents if I

(01:11:03):
could marry her, and then and then we had some
like yeah, this is dude, it was it was like yeah,
So it was like I had asked them and then
like said, some weird things happened, and then like career
stuff had happened, and I was I was like I
was drinking too much. I was that wouldn't alcoholic, but
I would say, like borderline alcoholic, So like I don't

(01:11:25):
blame her for anything either, you know, and uh, but
it was just like when I joked about it now
on stage, I just do one joke that to me,
I was just telling someone a story and they start laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
I was like, why is that funny thing? That's so sad?

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Yeah, your life is not funny.

Speaker 15 (01:11:43):
Yeah, the joke is yeah, I probably can't say, but
it's like it was with a girl for eight years,
us first girl, first only girl I ever dated.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
It.

Speaker 15 (01:11:52):
I was like I want to you know myself, right yeah,
And I was like yeah, off myself. And I was like,
but I can't because I bought a truck last year
and my mama co signed on it with me, so
I have sixty eight payments left. That'd be pretty Yeah.
She's like I missed my son, but a thirteen percent interest, right, yes? Yeah,

(01:12:16):
and it like gets the last time and sometimes we'd
be like, oh, and the worst part about that joke
is one hundred percent like that joke, Like that truck
I have now did, Like it is I sit there. Yeah,
I live in New York and it's like it just
sits in the driveway and alabamon, I can't sell some
underwater on it run and I just it just sits

(01:12:36):
there and my mom's just like I'm just like, She's like, dang,
we shouldn't have bought this truck.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Sure, man, I was like no, but it's keeping us last.

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Man, I gotta go see Rockies before we at the end. Yeah,
it's not usually it's sad way but oddly funny. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I gonna talk about tonight to show us tomorrow night
as well. He puts on a great show. I'm telling you,
it's awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
It is the best.

Speaker 15 (01:13:01):
Yeah, it's the best show I've done for sure, because
it's its first show sober. But it is like the
first thirty minutes really like I live in New York
now and so I'm going about four or five times
a night, and so it's been like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
The comedy Sellar, Yeah, common Cell, the storm.

Speaker 15 (01:13:15):
It's all dude, it is. I hate that city so much.
It is dude, Alabama my hometown. When I was born there,
it was six hundred people. You know, I lived the
block I live on in Brooklyn.

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
I have six hundred people.

Speaker 15 (01:13:32):
Yeah, and I hate it so much. But I go
into that city and I get to do like I said,
three four, I've done eight sets in the night before, right.
And then, uh, the place I live in, my buddy
owns the building and so I didn't have to sign
all the contracts or anything. And I get my own
two bedroom right oh yeah, and he lets me smoke

(01:13:55):
in there, so I have like a smoking cigar man
cave area.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
It's like so sick of it, it's awesome.

Speaker 15 (01:14:07):
So I do that and because of that, like the
stand up's been like so much better. And then like
you know, eat healthy and stuff, and and you know,
then I get to you know, slowly, you know, just uh,
you know, progress my life.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
I'm I'm not saying it's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Been with the same girl for basically your entire adult
life getting back out there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Are we ready for that yet?

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
Or were we?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Apps? Absolutely not.

Speaker 15 (01:14:35):
Here's my thing with Apps, okay, is uh is like
I'm not I'm not famous like at all, Like but
but like I have enough followers where it's like weird,
but I'm not like big enough to be on like
was it the Riah or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Yeah, I'm in a weird spot. Also, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
Want to date.

Speaker 15 (01:14:57):
I don't want to date because it's I don't want
she was ready for it, but I do. I does
make me laugh because I do get hit on a bit,
you know. And yeah, and the women are so con
I feel so sorry for them because they're just like, oh,
great show. I was like, like, do you want to
come out to this bar with us? I was like
I don't drink and they're like, oh, well, do you
want to go to dinner on Friday? I was like

(01:15:18):
I pretty much. I beat my owns chicken, I eat rice.
They're like, well, Saturday, we're gonna like we're gonna go
to like a brunch thing. I'm like, bam my place
at twelve, so I'm pretty busy. What are you doing
late now? I was like, well, NCAA just came out,
so I'm leading the player and road to glory. We're
my third heisman this year, and they're just like what

(01:15:39):
is going I'm like, yeah, I can't do going there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 15 (01:15:43):
I feel so bad because this happens like multiple people,
multiple and I just I'm like, I don't know what
tell you, dude, Like I was there for I was in,
I was in this game for a long time. I
had to step out. I was John Wick.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
You're not retiring, but you're you're on hiatus.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Yeah, the gun in the gold are buried in the base.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
That makes sense. All right, Well, Rocky, I'm happy to
see you.

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
I know we're in a weird spot right now, but
we're going to get through this together.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Dude, we are man and yeah, it's all good. I
have my Russian driver out there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
You do, He's ready to go. You gotta go check
out Rockies before the American Comedy Company. This show is
going to be fire show tonight, a couple of shows
tomorrow night. Rocky, It's great to see you. I'm happy.
I'm good, dude, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Why is everybody worried about I'm jack Dale. I'm ripped.

Speaker 15 (01:16:38):
It's because I wore to It's definitely not sadness, not
working out in the mirror doing curls like I miss
her so much.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
I don't eat very often.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
But you know it looks great.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
You don't need know zep, you're yeah, I got accused
those dude no man, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
They accused me of it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
And I was like, dude, no.

Speaker 9 (01:17:01):
Chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Yeah, broke broke. They don't.

Speaker 15 (01:17:02):
People don't realize how tall I am because online I'm
proportional because my legs are short, so people think I'm
like five foot eight and so I'm six three. So yeah,
so I was six six three two sixty when y'all
knew me. I'm six three two o five today. Yeah,
and so people he's it the oz Ozmpic and this

(01:17:22):
is a suv chicken like that. It actually bothers me
because I'm like, no, I worked hard for this. You
know how much chicken?

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
You know?

Speaker 15 (01:17:32):
You know how much chicken did protein? Like yeah, just chicken.
And then like and like I don't even see it,
So I just take out the TV back. I don't
even see it. Sometimes I got a shredder and I
just sit there and eat it. Yeah, and then I
just watch It's getty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
I watched the Notebook and I'm just every day and
then I get a cupcake, but I don't need it.
I just sit there and look at it. You watch
somebody else eat. That's that's my pre workout right this weekend, America,

(01:18:14):
go to see your ROCKI did you guys know that
you are using peanut butter incorrectly?

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
That's according to my wife, Debora.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Yes, I was stunned yesterday when my wife said something
to me while I was getting a little peanut butter snack.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
A little snacky a peanut butter snacks, a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Little peanut butter snack. She said something to me about
my peanut butter usage. And I said, you know that's
gonna be on the air right Like, I'm taking this
to the show because I have to get I feel
like you're a crazy person. And maybe maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I
don't think so, but but I'm gonna have to take

(01:18:56):
it to the show because I think you're insane. Oh,
that's was what happened at like two o'clock in the
afternoon yesterday while getting a little peanut butter snack.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
A peanut butter snack now is a peanut butter snack
kind of. I didn't realize this was in the rotation
of snacks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Not not normally okay, okay, but I randomly had celery,
and so I decided, you know what, I'm going to
make myself a little peanut butter and celery as my
afternoon snack.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
A little mud on a log.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
No, well, yes, I guess it is called but the
ants on the log, the raisin.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
I didn't do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Are you six years old?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Why do you say that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
I feel like, oh, you can only eat celery of
peanut butter. I thought so too, I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Almond butter. But this is a healthy snack.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
It is, but it is I feel like something you'll
see in a child's lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:53):
As we speak, as parents are in their kitchen making
kids lunches right now, somebody is in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Fact, yeah, so am I not allowed to to have
like chicken nuggets? Most kids eat.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Chicken nuggets, So you can have it. We're not saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
You know you're attacking me because of my I have celery.
I eat fruit most of the time as like my snack,
you know, whether it be apples or peaches and nectarines
or grapes or whatever. And so that's where I live.
I happen to have celery out of gourts, peaches and nectarines. Ya,

(01:20:28):
I don't feel like that's the category. I do eat yogurt,
but not gogrets lush. I'm not child, don't want whatever
you want. You're doing with your eating habits? How dare you?
I happen to have celery? So I said, you know what,
I don't want to go bad. So I'm gonna make
myself a little celery and peanut butter wonderful?

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Wow, how fun?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
And so I go and get my my peanut butter.
My peanut butter is different than my wife and children's
peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Well, I'm a crunchy many family.

Speaker 9 (01:21:00):
They get it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Wait, you're the same family. I mean that's your friend.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Well not in the peanut butter world.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Okay, I'm with them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
They're on their own.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Yeah, I'm a creamy guy. Okay, they're creamy. I'm a
crunchy girl.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
I'm crunchy. And so we literally buy two different.

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Wow peanut butters, same brand, yes, okay, just sippy skippy
skippy guy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Peter pan Oh really really growing up?

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
I love it?

Speaker 8 (01:21:24):
We buy both the jars in our house too, because
I'm the only one that likes the crunchy, but my
two guys like creamy. Oh and I was super annoyed
because they finished the creamy didn't tell me that they
were out of their creamy, and then they started using
my crunchy as like a lost resort, and so now
I'm out of my crunchy, but they didn't eve enjoy
the crunch.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Mean, do you eat peanut butter, Emily, how what? How
often do you eat peanut butter?

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Not very often?

Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
Not normally?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Not normally, No, no, not very So that's why why
they went in there, I know, but it was just annoying.

Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
What did they tell you that they were out of
their creamy? But instead of doing that, they just helped
themselves the rest of my crunches.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I feel like if I went to your house, there
would be an open jar with a knife it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Just sitting on the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
It does make peanut butter sandwiches in like the middle
of the night, right, Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
I woke up this morning and when I was putting
my spoon from stirring my coffee into the sink, I
set my spoon next to another spoon that was coated
in peanut butter, so he either used a spoon to
put it on a piece of bread.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Or he just took a spoon of peanut butter and
I think it was the spoon of the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Bread multiple times.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Probably this is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
I agree, that's that's not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Peanut butter stuck on the spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Now it's gonna got to rinse it off.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Yeah, that sure is going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
That's got soap for yeah. Yeah, that's mad to say.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Marshmellow fluff family to no.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Okay, she was like, question, while we love that s
guy doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Even though I gave her something the other day that
had a new tailla in it, she loved it, and
then I told her that's it Ellen.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
It was not definitely is it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Huge?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
So I get out my peanut butter and I'm walking
over to the couch and she goes, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:23:14):
My wife?

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Wait? Can I ask? What's the uh? What are what
are we doing here? Are we dipping? Or do we
pre spread?

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Great question. I have no problems doing either one. But
I felt like I want to control the peanut butter
ratio per bite. So I got a knife and I
would go into the peanut butter, and I would put
the amount of peanut butter i'd want on each bite
of the salary. Wow, but better peanut butter ratio. Sometimes,

(01:23:43):
you know, when you do the mud on a log,
the ends you're like, ooh, not enough peanut butter there.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Or it pushes the peanut butter down, and then at
the end you're left with this big old google going
So okay, I respect, Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
It was a good move. I was really happy with it.
I was really happy with my choices, except for my
wife berating me. Yeah, okay, she said, what are you doing? Yeah?
I said, well, I'm about to have my little afternoon
snack peanut butter snack?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Did you have a juice box too?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Again? Not a child?

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Is this when we take the Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
So I sit down and she starts staring at me
like I'm a psychopath, And I go, what do you
what is wrong? And she goes, you can't have crunchy
peanut butter with celery And I go, what do you talk?

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Who made this law? Mister peanut? Like what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Like I don't understand what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Crunch on crunch that's exactly why she goes too much crunch,
too much crunch.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Like literally, I didn't even think about it. I thought
maybe her issue was like spreading it or something.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Well, maybe that was part of it too, But she said, everybody,
everybody knows that you can only go creamy when having
celery and peanut butter. And I go, hold on, a fitted,
you are you are making quite a bold statement, miss,
I go, I live in America. If I want to

(01:25:09):
have my peanut butter with whatever I want, I can
do that. I'm a grown as man.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
Wow, is that your platform?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
The selection?

Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I stand by it. But gig, yeah, this is what
we were talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
Everybody's allowed whatever kind of peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Whatever you want, whatever you where do you want to
have your pep and Jay, have your branded people. There's
a million brands of peanut.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
But you're still our neighbor and we still accept you
for you no matter what time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
I respect your decision. Wow, mentioned almond butter wild, but
you can do it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:41):
You can do it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Sure I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
I'm not listening.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
I don't eat a ton of peanut butter or almond
butter because I don't like when you open it and
has a little oil on it, but.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
That's natural stuff I use.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
That's regular. That's what my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
So I don't hate that too.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Yeah, I don't need a ton of it. It's tough.
But when I do, yeah, I go creamy, and you
know it doesn't taste as good. Is a Peter panters me?
Of course, this is what I think.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Do you have you heard about the celery rule with
peanut butter?

Speaker 9 (01:26:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
I never did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
When I have celery and peanut butter, it's just my
whatever peanut butter I have, which is creamy. But if
you like crunchy, why would you want to change it?
I don't understand you like crunching, crunching.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Everybody knows that you can't have crunchy on celery.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Did you break a two?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
I didn't know there was a rule.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
Did you get a headache? Was the crunch Did the
crunch cause an earthquake?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
I didn't have any issues? WHATSOE don't She's.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Just attacking because she doesn't like crunchy peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Maybe that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
That's what I would do, lashing.

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
I mean, you definitely see like I feel like if
you googled celery and peanut butter snack right, and then
you Google imaged it. I feel like a majority of
the images would probably be creamy peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
I feel like you see it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
What a wild statement.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
I feel like you see again based on nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Well, maybe because of the esthetics.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
You could be right. You could be right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
I love crunchy. I think there could never be too
much crunch So.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
If somebody came up to you and said, what are
you doing using that crunchy peanut butter on your celery?
Everybody knows you can only go creamy with celery, how
would you respond to that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
No, I could do whatever I want. Did you hear
about Eddie's America?

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
But I gotta tell you. We're currently looking at celery
peanut butter images on Google and the majority of them,
they are very childish, which is annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
A majority of them are crunchy.

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Really Yeah, I'm seeing like a fifty to fifty split
and I'm seeing wild designs.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
I've never seen the more childlike This is why I'm
an adult. The more childlike pictures with like the the
eyes on them, and then they put like the raisins
and all that different stuff. Animal that is creamy. That's
creamy style, because you have to have that smooth texture
to put eyes on them or whatever it is you're doing,

(01:27:58):
like like like they use sunflower sees his eyes or
something which is adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
You see the little animal.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
I don't need that. I don't need that. I'm not
a child.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
There's one that's a reindeer with pretzel antlers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Oh my, I don't like playing my food like that.
But you was for kids.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
I wouldn't eat since I was a child. This is impressive.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
There's an owl, an owl like the feathers are almonds,
slivered almonds shut.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
A lot of time on their hands.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Job. This is what your husband should be doing, Scotch.
Honestly looking out cute that little house. Snow what the
apple is? If I came home to that? Oh man, would.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Would would you criticize this peanut butter choice?

Speaker 13 (01:28:43):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
No, well i'd criticize him because you'd probably put stupid
almond butter on it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Do you guys live in that world?

Speaker 9 (01:28:50):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:28:50):
But he's trying to force me into it. See my
husband doesn't eat peanut butter, so I'm the only peanut.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Butter eater in our house.

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
Oh yes, I'm a I'm a crunchy, gal, I thank you.
I don't have a huge stance on it. If you
accidentally buy me creamy, I'm not gonna flinch, you know, no,
no big deal. It is all natural. So yes, thor,
I do have to turn it upside down.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
You turn and shake it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
I turn it upside down, let it sit there, and
then I stir it with a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
To the point my arm. M. Yeah, it's brutal. And
then and then it always overflows and it goes everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
It's on the counter, there's oil on the house. Way,
just don't buy it normal peanut butter, You're okay?

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
Yeah, Well, he came back from the store with almond
butter and said this, this is a healthier alternative.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
For really, So the guy cares for him about for you,
not him. He doesn't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
That cares about peanut butter and what you eat. Yes,
but the guy will have gut bombs five days out
of the week of just giant Burgers and taco shop
and everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Will practically divorce me if I come home with a
grilled chicken sandwich instead of a fry kill.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Oh, that one's till I die, baby. But yes, but
it's making you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Yeah, why can't you have what you want?

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
I don't know. So, so my dream of coming home
to these beautiful design now now I'm upsex. It's stupid
almond butter.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Okay, So it sounds like it's pretty unanimous that there
is no celery peanut butter rule.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
I've never heard this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
No, I think she's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
She's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
I mean, there's a slight bit of something there to
the logic of the extra crunch. But honestly, some people
like extra.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
That's why I like crunchy peanut. But so I mean texture,
Oh oh oh wow in a moment.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
So are you gonna like send her this audio snippet
on the show for her to listening.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Oh, she's not making these for the kids right now.
Only creamy though, Yeah, only creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Yeah, stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
Happy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
I don't know anybody that watched the Olympics more than
thor Yeah, so will you know it is true? I
don't know anybody that watched the Olympics more than you do.
I watch a little bit every day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
You did, not.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I that's absolutely it's absolutely not true.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
You would get joy on your face when you were
talking about right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
You'd break down every sport, even sports I've never even
heard of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
A couple of times, a couple of times. I hate
watch the personal stories too.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Okay, oh God knows everything. Yeah, it was crazy, so
obviously being held in Paris. Everybody was pretty excited about that.
Do you think Paris look good?

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I'm not the biggest Paris fan. Well, I didn't listen.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
I didn't care about the opening ceremony, but I thought
that it was stupid on the boats kind of took
away from it for me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
And then I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
I just think Paris overrated. I still call French fries
freedom fries and that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
I stated that, But if you've ever been there, how
do you know it's overrated.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Pictures, Wow, the avatos pretty nice. It's like it would
be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
It's great. You go to the Eiffel Tower, you look
at it, you go up, you go down. I don't
what does it do?

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
It's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
Yeah, people like stay in hotels where their balcony has
the Eiffel Tower behind it and they take a little
picture on the balcony.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
So that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Well, Emily in Paris.

Speaker 8 (01:32:07):
That's the show I watched, and it's obviously filmed in
Paris and her apartment is right there a lot about them.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
An assistant at an add agent. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
You have a view of the Eiffel Towers. The storyline
like sleep her away to the top. No is it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Did they cover any romance that happens?

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
She falls in love with a spoiler alert one of
the guys in the building.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Gabrielle, a French chef. Gabrielle. Did you say Gabrielle. Gabrielle.
Lots of romance. I mean, like lots everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
It's a dude named Gabrielle, not Gabe. We parents is
known for being the most romantic city anywhere, like for years.
That's I mean, it's what it's always been known.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Yeah, I think they have like they have that bridge,
it's like the Lover's lock bridge or whatever. And you
bring like a.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Watching the show, God, somebody knows, Like do you sit
and just daydream about going to Paris and falling in love?

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
I'm in love with somebody, you should go together? Maybe,
Oh wow, that'll never happen.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
You never know, never, I'll never have.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
But like in any rom calm or TV show, if
like the rich dude is gonna whisk you away and
yet you go to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Absolutely, yeah, Okay, well Paris is no longer the most
romantic city. What happened.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
At the bridge happened?

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
Well, I guess they surveyed over two thousand US adults
and ask them if you could be swept away or
if you could sweep somebody away to a place that
you think would be the most romantic vacation setting ever,
what city would you take them to?

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Duh?

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
Then you buy him a sweet sweatshirt at the aquarium
while you're.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
There, Atlanta, Atlanta. That would be a completely different show,
more of a sitcom, honestly, a good sitcom element. That
would be a show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
That would be a show an aquarium with Gabrielle who
always gets beat up. Everyone tells them just go by Gatesier. No,
you guys, actually that's a show.

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Survey over two thousand US adults, what is the most
romantic place that you could travel to and take a
trip with your partner?

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
And it turns out Paris is not number one anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
Paris is now dropped down to number two. Oh yeah,
so you guys have any thoughts on what the most
romantic like If you had to take a book a
romantic trip where you where you booking.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
It to romantic?

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Your what do we consider romantic?

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
You and your wife? Yeah, it's like in Greece, right
along the water. I think other people think that New
York City is romantic, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Venice, Barcelona.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Oh wow, you guys are so worldly you Okay? Rome yesterday?
Roman like? Maybe? Oh wow, keep going. I don't want
to join out.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Naples, Florida. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Romantic, super romantic.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Named a lot of places you sure did?

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
You sure did?

Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
Okay, Well, these are the top ten answers according to Americans.
Number ten Santory, Greece were number number nine, Saint Lucia.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
That was where I had my honeymoon because I'm so
romantic and it wasn't a great deal on sandals.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Okay, was it beautiful? Romantic when you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Get to the resort.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Yes, you're driving there and you see you're basically in
a third world country. Not really, but once you get
to a nice resort, yeah, it's super romanent.

Speaker 9 (01:36:36):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:36:37):
Number eight goes to the British Virgin Islands.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Seven is Costa Rica.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Six we're doing a lot of like beachy type yeah, romantically.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Six goes to Tuscany. Year five is camcuon. Four is
no place for.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Again the beach again if we're just one but the beaches.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
But don't you go to can't couon and cobble to party.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
When you when I hear K, could I picture the
guy with the whistle like shaking your head with your mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
No, no, senior frogs. Not the most romantic spot.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Yeah, the smell of like puke, you know, Yeah, that's romantic.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Number four most romantic vacation spot goes to Venice, Italy.
There we go, Number three rome, Number two romance man
is Paris. And now the new number one most romantic
destination goes to Maui Haway.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Okay, so only we are now thinking beaches and those
bathing suits. That's where the romance, right, So that's not bad?
Okay with that? Today is a free comedy Friday, and
man are we excited? One of the funniest humans on
the planet in the studio. He's performing at the Dropped

(01:38:00):
comedy club. Couple shows tonight, couple shows tomorrow night. The
great Jay Ferrell. What's going on, Let's what's going on?
Let's shout out those times, baby the nine seven o'clock
thirty seven and nine thirty tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
We're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
What's up.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
I'm in the building. I'm in the building. Thank you
so much for the lotion. I'm not Yeah, hold on now,
hold on, brother on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Now, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
You can't say that comfortably in twenty four no more.
Never where you're up. My cheeks never got clapped. Okay,
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
I didn't go there. I peeped.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
I said, I'm not I'm not interested in any of that. No, no,
no freak.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
As for you, I have gone just to check it out.

Speaker 9 (01:38:49):
I bet you would.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
It's not me, baby, You're not me. You heard things,
did you know? Because I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
They've been rumors for years. And you know, folks that
I do know that. You know I'm not gonna put
out your stuff. But you know, it was just a
matter of time before this happened to this man. And yeah,
it's a slippery situation. You know what nobody is talking about.
Everybody's talking about him and the parties. Think about the
maid thought to.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Clean oil off of the ground. You know, she was
slipping and sliding all over the place. She slipped. The
disc's gonna be that was she was there for weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:39:40):
She was there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Think about the butler, Think about the butler. Yeah, yeah,
well we haven't seen him in a while.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
You need to check on him. Put an ap b
out for that guy. We haven't seen him since making
a band.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
Maybe he didn't want to hold the mbread anymore. He
was just like a playboy. Well, you know, I'm a
lock your in the basement, you know, and it's gonna
get real. It's you're gonna be scraping and scrounching. Daddy.
I don't trust any grown men that calls me but
that calls me daddy. If you call me daddy beautiful,

(01:40:14):
you know, And that's it. That's a cultural thing for
folks in Harlem. They come up to you and you know,
I know some I know some straight the head of
rolls in Harlem that say something that say.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Things called them just grouped them head rolls.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
Yeah, but they say they'll come on, yo, what's up, gorgeous,
what's up beautiful?

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
But you know they never had baby oil with them.
That was a different thing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
If you see somebody from Harlem running at you saying
you gorgeous and beautiful, and they got baby oil.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
You just know, you just something's not right. Not just
come out with the tray. I think no.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
I could just imagine the butler. Just think about the
ratchet things he saw. You know, he just he just
wanted to serve. He just wanted to give the omelet
in league. That's it's Master, Master Diddy. I don't know
why the butler's in my head. Sound like Jeffery Fresh,
Prince of La.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Muster Muster.

Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
Master comes, would you like me to remove the butt plug?
It's all types of stuff. I just listen and look,
here's the problem. It's not now, it's not just him.
It's not just him now. Now I believe that also
he's a victim. He is a victim of the system

(01:41:37):
that has been perpetuated. That's the type of grooming that
they do, those executive heads, that's what they do. So
this goes way back. So you know, it's somebody that
clapped his cheeks and now he's an habitual cheek clap claps,
he clapps. He always clapped in anybody's cheeks and ain't

(01:42:00):
it's just cheeks in general, and it's a power thing
for them. They're like but they're like, man, I got
so much money, what else can I do? But let
me tell you this, I will never get to the
point I don't care you give me Bill Gates money.
I will never get to the point where I'd be like, hey, yo, man,
I didn't had enough v man, I need I had

(01:42:22):
enough box.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
I need to try something. I need to try pokey
over that. I will never get to that point. There's
not a there's not a vagina meter.

Speaker 9 (01:42:33):
Meter for that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Different exactly exactly. You know, go to the Asian one too.
Those really different, you know what I mean, like like
like a little finger trapped.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
I know about it. I have dated over the years
I have lived.

Speaker 9 (01:42:51):
I've lived.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Man, you're not gonna be the guy that's bike cases
of the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
No, No, I don't do that. I do what regular
people do. I get the trojan loop.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
That's what I get.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
That's the regular you know, you get to heat some
of it heats and that's irregular and that's just in case.

Speaker 9 (01:43:13):
But think of it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
I don't even need that because because of a natural lady,
she's self loop self. So let me ask you a question.
I saw all of the oil there, where's the protection? Yeah,
there was no protection. Do you know why because it
does itself lupri.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Why I have heard. You know, obviously there's names there
that you know, I was going to ask you about it.
Jay Z.

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Closey Z has been quiet as an owl in the tree,
hasn't been saying anything whatsoever.

Speaker 9 (01:43:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
Well, you know, uh, you know when it gets you know,
I have to uh, you know, withdraw from the you know,
slippery situation. You know, uh, because I like cocoa butter,
you know, and I only use that for you know,
moisturizing purposes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Uh, you know, making that clear.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Uh, And that's something you have to make clear, especially
you know nowadays when things are really oily, you know,
and you know, uh, you know personally, Uh. You know Beyonce,
you know she's never needed you know, any type of
you know, lubrication. But you know, if you look at

(01:44:41):
you know, so see Santana, Uh, you know he needs
some oil back to you know, because you know, cheeks
is getting clapped over there.

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
I always left way before, you know, yeah, way before.

Speaker 9 (01:44:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
We heard freaky things you know about Will smith.

Speaker 5 (01:45:04):
Man. You know what like you know, like here's the thing,
you know, I've had like a stressful you know, just
a few years. So like I'm not gonna say I
wasn't there, but you know I never saw the baby oil,

(01:45:25):
you know, like you know what I saw was you know,
like aggressive touching. But you know at that point, you know,
I was like, yo, Jada, we should like dip man.
This got out there like just in time, you know,
like yeah, you know, because I moved a party to
my house.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
You know, you know what I'm saying, Like that's.

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
A whole year, you know, like you know, entanglements, you know,
like you know, like this has been the question on
my mind for years, what the hell is an intail man?

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
You know, because you know, like you're a human being.

Speaker 9 (01:46:04):
I'm a human being.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Like we can't get entangled in each other.

Speaker 5 (01:46:10):
Like yo, bro, Like if you're you get entangled in
your girl, she's got a force that she needs to
shave the hack down. And you know, ladies, if you
get entangled, well you know that African man is about
to kill it. You know, you know you need to
like just you know, run, you know, like I did,
and I am legend, you know, like just run as

(01:46:34):
fast as you can because that's what happens when Big
Willie takes it out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Yeah, you get entangled.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
You hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Eddie Murphy is also like me, Like there's a name.

Speaker 5 (01:46:52):
Man. Now, what I'm saying is a know be spreading
them lies. All right, I'll never come out the house, Okay,
I'll never come out of the house. I'm a super introvert.
I will never come out the house. And I don't
come out the house for oily situations, not for no
freak offs. Hey look, hey, hey man, I gotta hey man,
I got a daved Busters in my basement.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Why the hell I need to leave the house. I
need to leave the house for I.

Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
Got a popcorn machine I got I got stuffed animals.
You know xboxes that you played the games too much for?
You spent about you spend about one thousand dollars on
them damn tickets where you could have just got an
Xbox for three seventy five second. It's all the trap.
It's a damn trap. You go in there and you
do a stupid stuff. Why the hell would you do that?
That makes no sense comparatively. You just just you don't

(01:47:40):
have the smarts. Hey, hey, I don't tell you this.
My mouth would have been entangled in a lot of these.
I'll tell you that my mouth been entangled because I'm
not you know what I'm saying. My mouth was there's
at least a weapon. You know what I'm saying. It's deadly.
But you know what, but I ain't never listen, everybody
got they freak everybody got they freaking everybody got freaking things.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
I'm tell you what I like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
I like licking toe.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
That ain't nothing wrong with a little liquor on the toe.
And I don't even want you. I don't want no
clean toe either. I don't want it to be straight
out the shower. I want you to run them mile
real quick and then come back to the house. That's
what I want.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, that's right, A little
bit of salt on it. Yeah that's what I like.

Speaker 5 (01:48:23):
Yeah, that's what I call k C Masterpiece toes you
specials out man on YouTube. Brother, you know, I wanted
to make it accessible for everybody. That's awesome because it's
been it's been a decade since I put a specialized Okay,

(01:48:44):
so now, yeah, and I got to coming out this year.
I got this one drop that dropped already and it's
doing well, ubiquitous being ubiquitously being received exceptionally.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
It's like ninety positive comments, you know, you know, well
actually ninety two.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Yeah, rare, rare.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
You know you have people that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:03):
But when you hear everything, yeah, when you have that,
you know that you put out something special. And that's
what a lot of people are saying. Yo, this is
this is this is special, man, this is great. And
I'm like, that's what I wanted, and I wanted to
make it accessible for everybody. But for that next one,
I'm taxing that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Hey, no, we don't go.

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
You know what, No, no, listen, I'm gonna say this, Okay,
if you if you go back to an interview with
me and Desi Banks, and Desi Banks was asking me,
you know, shout out to Desi Banks. You know you're
gonna come up right now. He does a lot of skins.
He does stand up as well. But he asked me
whether anything said. You've been in the game a long time.
He was like, is there anything that you would look
out for? And I said, no, matter what I said,

(01:49:52):
stay away from the take that take that you not
go there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
What sucks is I love big Yeah, And he's all
over biggies music. Every and it's kind of ruins it
a little bit, and it sucks every two seconds. Take that.

Speaker 13 (01:50:08):
Take that, Yeah, it lowers the quality when I take
the first paper, freak thall the honey play Boy bunnies
and yeah, you're like, what is this was a gratuitous
ad lib?

Speaker 5 (01:50:23):
These these producers have been getting paid for years by
just saying two words. Bird Man will get on the
track and say one thing and get paid two hundred
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
So true. You know, Wayne said about have I had?
And then your bird man will come at the end.

Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
He'll just be like one hundred and then that's he's
telling you I just made one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
He's telling you that. Yeah, really said.

Speaker 9 (01:50:51):
Get on the track.

Speaker 5 (01:50:52):
I'm gonna get on the track and just be like Pharaoh.
I'm like, all right, give my papers, I need my money.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
J Ferroll Comedy, Incredible shows tonight. Takes his pizza real serious,
very seriously. He's a pizza alitis. He does not mess
around when it comes to the pie. And that's just

(01:51:19):
how he rolls.

Speaker 9 (01:51:20):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
He's from New York and so it takes pizza very
seren I.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
First moved out here. It was somehow worse. I was
telling my wife yesterday that I went on a date
once and we went to a pizza place. I'm not
gonna say. It was like it's like it was like
a breef slash pizza place. And I was so like
grossed out by how bad the pizza was. That like
ruined the date, like offended. Yeah, and it like ruined
the date. And it was like when I was like
twenty three, was she like, what's wrong, dude?

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
I think? And I was like, oh god, she pizzas disgusted.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
She fol her pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
H No, she ate it. She didn't folded, she ate
it was annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
Never.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
I just I was wearing Jean shorts and Timbaland's so
I was newly I I was new to San Diego.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Shorts. Yeahorts were huge.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Man, that pizza. If you got pineapple and pizza and
you're trying to date me, I'll slap you with the pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
But yeah, I had I had a Polo on shorts
are back in now, by the way, watch out watch
start rocking up again? How low? How low?

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
Because I was going down to like my calf I
had I had, I had Timberland. Yeah, Timberland, but that
still had the tag on him, and you didn't tie
them because you wanted to drag your feet when you
walked like a badass. Yeah, and I had I had
uh George down to my calf. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
Well it says nothing new with pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
But but anyways, that's how I dressed my pizza. I
was right off the boat of New York, and I
would not mess around my pizza. So it's it's I've
loosened up a little bit, souse, I've lived the song. Yeah,
but it's still yeah, there's I mean, listen, sometimes pizza
is just a fun thing to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
I'll go to the round tables, the dominoes.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
You know, whatever it is, what it is, But I
know Eddie loves it over there, table, round table, him
and my wife.

Speaker 9 (01:53:07):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Well, there is an incident that I guess happened with
Thor at a pizza parlor.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Yeah, we were at a pizza parlor and we just
meet and my wife last week and we just decided
to stop him. And it's not one of our regular spots.
It's not because we weren't near the hill Chrystarius, so
we didn't want to go to Bronx. There's another place
by our house which we liked. We didn't go there,
just to a random place, and I'm like, well, and
also too, I just wanted like a slice. I didn't
want a full pie, trying to watch my figure here,

(01:53:38):
and so did my wife. So we just walk in
and it's it's so different out here.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
There's so many pizza places where I grew up that like,
it's like a taco shop where you just walk in,
grab a burrito. You could sit and eat and then
you leave. I don't know why I don't. I never
do that out here. I don't know if it's a
thing out here, but I never get just a slice
out here.

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
I never do that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
So I just go in for a slice and there's
no one. There's no one there, not a great sign,
and it's it's like teenagers working the pizza place. Okay,
so you got like a teenager behind the register, you
got a teenager in the back making the pizza, I think,
and there's one delivering pizzas.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Nothing wrong with teens running the show if you know
what they're doing. They're fifteen and they have their stuff together.
I think there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Did you take offense right now?

Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
I'm just saying, he's like like like teens are bad
in the workplace or something, And I said, well, it
depends on the team.

Speaker 8 (01:54:30):
And he's lashing out right now because he was an
assistant manager at the age of fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:54:33):
It was incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
Wait, you know I worked at a pizza place, did you?
I was seventeen. I was a delivery driver. Made you
make great money as the pizza delivery guy. And there
was pre Google Maps, pre iPhone, so I have to
like follow a real map and be told where to go,
which was a nightmare for me. And I used to
get hammered when I would deliver the pizza allegedly, allegedly allegedly,

(01:54:59):
so a couple of times my buddy Lambeau would have
to fill in for me when I'd sit in the
driver's seat. He would deliver the pizzas. Oh no, the
pizza makers, these uh Puerto Rican guys. It would give
me those secades between shifts. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:55:13):
Yeah, okay, problem. So it sounds like a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
There was fifteen This systematic If a fifteen year old
kid came to me and when I was drinking in
the basement and was like, hey, you can't be drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Did you sound like that? Did your voice? Would you
respect them because they're you're a system manager. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
You would, I wouldn't have backt then now what, yeah,
you keep fine? Actually I deserve it. I deserve it,
No kidding, I deserve it. So it was a good job.
I ruined it one time.

Speaker 3 (01:55:47):
I put the pizzas on top of the car and
then got in the car and trove ball. You did
that more than once.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
It was one time. So we're in this pizza place,
and I know how the joint works because I worked there. Well,
I mean, just in general, I know how the joints work. Joints.
And I see, you know, there's a The pizza maker
is a teenage boy, probably seventeen eighteen, and the girls
are there same age. And I see him flipping the

(01:56:15):
dough in the back. And now there's you know how
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
It's pizza. And I asked for two slices.

Speaker 9 (01:56:18):
Heyl.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
He gets two slices and was sitting in waiting. He
walks in flip to the main area of the right.
The weather register is behind the counter and he's still
flipping the pizza in the main area, walking around, flip
walking around. But that was odd showing off in front
of the front of in front of the lakes, right,
it's a pretty cool skills. It's cool child throwing. And

(01:56:43):
I'm talking to my wife and she goes, oh my god,
I go what he goes, he just dropped that dough
on the grounds, on the grounds, dropped it on the ground.
So I'm like, what, I didn't see it. This guy
picks it up and then starts flipping it again, I

(01:57:05):
guess from off the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
So you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
So then I'm staring in shock because I'm like, that's disgusting. Also,
just to so blatantly drop it on the ground in
front of everyone else, give a rip, and then he
drops it again, terrible, And I'm like and and he
he sees me look at him, and then he sees

(01:57:29):
me look at him, annoyed that I'm looking at him,
and then throws the dough away after the second drop
over again and he looks at me like like annoyed
like that. So I'm in a situation where I feel
I need to say something to the pizza guy.

Speaker 2 (01:57:48):
To the guy the dough.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
Well, first I said something to the cashier. I walk
over and I'd loudly say, hey, did my pizza fall
on the ground that he's putting up?

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
And and then my wife's.

Speaker 1 (01:58:00):
Obviously would they what are they going to say? I
want to make it known that hey, I'm seeing you
put ground pizza, floor pizza in the oven because I know,
because I know this has happened before. And then no
one's in here, you've just put it in the oven,
and she goes, I don't think so, and I go ahead,
and then I say, well, just make sure that he
doesn't drop pizza. I point on him, he doesn't drop

(01:58:21):
pizza that's on the floor, and then put it in
the oven, because that's disgusting. You guys realize this, right,
I feel like their kids, I'm showing them a lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
Oh guy Boomer.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
And then and then my wife was annoyed at me
and said, I shouldn't have said anything, but I'm like,
we were eating floor pizza. The pizza was terrible, by
the way, crunchy, which I always like a good crunch Well,
flor will do that, the floor will do that. The
pizza is terrible. I like crunchy pizza, which is great.
Who doesn't the the the sauce atrocious? It was like
tomato paste.

Speaker 6 (01:58:54):
Any any thought that you could have jumped to a
conclusion here because I I have worked at a pizza
place before.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
Could you work at a pizza place?

Speaker 9 (01:59:03):
Flip?

Speaker 5 (01:59:04):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:59:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:59:06):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:59:07):
And sometimes when it's slower, the like actual pizza maker
will train somebody and give him a piece of dough
to like practice on.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
You know what I mean, No jest this kid, this
kid came out imagine Emily's son Reads flipping a pizza.
Not only that would he be off, but he'd think
he's great at it. And so that's what this kid was,
an older read showing off, thinking he's great at it

(01:59:36):
and annoyed at me for seeing him drop the pizzas
he caught him, because I caught him because Reid would
throw that thing right in that And I know what
a germ you are.

Speaker 2 (01:59:45):
The thought that it possibly could have been floor.

Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
Couldn't even barely. I didn't need my second last, even.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Though you know, if you go on that oven, it's
killing any germ. I had that thought, I did, but
what if there's hair on it? Because I'm like it
doesn't burn through that the hair is still gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (02:00:04):
I will definitely, you think so, it'll make it really
disgusting smelly hair hairs.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
But yeah, I'm never going there again. You're And on
top of that, I agree with what I did and
sorry you ate.

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
Floor pizza and complained about it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
Yeah, and then my wife's embarrassed by me.

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
Well, it is embarrassing. I would have just walked out.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
You know, you're already paid.

Speaker 2 (02:00:29):
You can't get a refund.

Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
I guess we could have good give it a good slice,
you would, I wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
That's really all right?

Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
All right, We have a very interesting email here from
my p one that has to do with meeting parents.
Do you guys remember when you met your spouse's parents
for the first time. It's nerve wracking, right, Yeah. I
remember my wife, Deborah's dad when he was alive at
the time. She he had just had a stroke and so,
you know, he wasn't in the best of health, and

(02:01:00):
so she was telling me like, hey, you know, he's
not in great health or whatever, so when you meet him,
you know, he's probably not gonna shake your hand, and
things like this, And she had all these things to say,
and so I was all very hyper aware of all
that stuff. So I go to meet him for the
first time and he was the one who, you know,
stuck his hand out to shake my hand. I was like, oh, okay,
So I go to shake his hand and he gave

(02:01:22):
me like the death grip, like he like where he's
trying to break my hand. And I was like, okay,
all right, Roger head button, like he's trying to show
his dominance on me. And I was like, all right, wow,
this isn't very stroke pretty much pretty much, but yeah,
that could be a nerve racking situation. We were meeting

(02:01:44):
parents for the first time. Well this is a situation
about meeting her parents.

Speaker 5 (02:01:48):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
The email comes in and says, hey, show, I'll listening
to you guys every morning and wanted to see how
you guys would handle this situation I find myself in.
I've been seeing a guy for about seven months and
it's going great. We are now in a full blown
relationship stage, and I want them to meet my family.
My parents are a bit old school, and wanted to
see if we wanted to go to dinner at a
nice restaurant to meet. I think it's fine, and so

(02:02:11):
does my boyfriend. But there's one issue. Emily. You probably
know that one of the hot trends guys do now
is wearing man pearls.

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
Oh, this is all over the place. Also, I watch
Bachelor and Bachelorette. This is a big thing with some
of the dudes on there.

Speaker 6 (02:02:27):
So yes, yeah, yeah, like I'm seeing them everywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:02:34):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
I know that when we've gone out somewhere nice in
the past, my boyfriend always wears his pearls. I think
they're cool, but I know for a fact my old
school parents, especially my dad, would not appreciate them. So
my question is, how do I tell my boyfriend to
not wear his man pearls after dinner. I think you

(02:02:56):
may get offended. Oh no, but I just think it
won't go over so well. Help me out on this
delicate matter. Thanks p One. Riley. If you're Riley, what
do you do about this?

Speaker 3 (02:03:10):
You say you're not wearing the man pearls to parent?

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
You talk to people this way. I don't know that
everybody is this aggressive. If anyone gets a pearl necklace
in this house.

Speaker 9 (02:03:21):
It's me. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:03:25):
I'm trying to be funny, obviously, but if I was
talking to Robert when we first met, I'd be like, so,
like my grandma, my family or my dad or whoever
is kind of old school. Do you think maybe we
can introduce the pearls at a later date like the
first meeting? Can we not wear the pearls?

Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
Thanks Danny.

Speaker 2 (02:03:42):
What she's saying though, is she thinks that will offend
him even the way you just said it is kind
of offensive.

Speaker 3 (02:03:49):
Yeah, God, yeah, you're rude.

Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
If I'm the guy, listen, I don't even understand this world.
But whatever, if I'm the guy, I'm oh, so you
don't like my man pearls. Well, I've worn them all
in the past. Why didn't you say something earlier? Yeah,
it's going to start something.

Speaker 3 (02:04:06):
It's just so hard to put myself in a situation
like that.

Speaker 8 (02:04:08):
I don't feel like i'd ever be with all that
where I'm not straightforward with stuff like that, and also
where I'm with a guy that would take it that
seriously and get that offended about his man pearls, Like
it's not about.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
Turn on the table here. You wear you know, all
kinds of different, you know, awesome outfits.

Speaker 3 (02:04:26):
Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 2 (02:04:27):
And if somebody said to you, hey, you know that
outfit you have.

Speaker 1 (02:04:31):
Let's not like about one of your hat Yeah, like that,
like the Janet Jackson nineties R and B hat. Somebody's like, hey, hey,
I'd rather you not wear that hat. I say that
my dad's not a big R and B fan, and
I don't want you to.

Speaker 3 (02:04:49):
I swear to God.

Speaker 8 (02:04:50):
If I was still in the early stages with Robert,
when we were like seven months in or whatever it was,
I would I would be like, thanks for the heads up.

Speaker 3 (02:04:57):
I want to make a good impression on parents.

Speaker 2 (02:04:59):
This is no hat policy ever. Ever.

Speaker 1 (02:05:02):
Yeah, I mean you're not going to be I don't
you undertake your hat? Your undertaker hat just sits in
the closet and you're like, it would go perfect with
this outfit. And Robert goes, no, no, undertake the hat
and the urn.

Speaker 3 (02:05:14):
You're three. You're three.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
You're three years okay, you're three years in You want
to put that undertake your hat on and roll your
eyes in the back of your head. But you can't
do it, you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:05:28):
I don't think she calls it her undert You guys
do to make fun of me. Robert's raising the urn Okay, Okay,
can you focus? The ticket manager is Paul, that's kind
of how he sounds.

Speaker 6 (02:05:43):
Okay, yes, you're you're deep wrestling nerds.

Speaker 3 (02:05:45):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:05:47):
I also though dress dress for different occasions. I but
I have a proper family and so I would never
wear certain things to me to go hang out at
my family things. So like what I'm saying is that's
why I wouldn't be offended, Like I would be appreciative
that he said, Hey, maybe tone it down for this one.

Speaker 9 (02:06:05):
I would.

Speaker 1 (02:06:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:06:07):
I don't know if I believe you, but okay, Sky,
how you handle this?

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
Yeah, I feel like you you do have to say something,
but you completely blame this all on your like dad,
you know what I mean, Like you just don't go, Hey,
can you leave the man pearls at home?

Speaker 5 (02:06:23):
You go?

Speaker 6 (02:06:24):
I know this is stupid. My dad is so old school.
I don't want to make it awkward. So I know
this shouldn't be on you. But just so it doesn't
get it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
Do you say it when he comes out when he's
ready to come So in other words, like maybe you
wait and see if he actually puts him on. Maybe
he's smart enough to go, Hey, I'm going to meet
his parents. I don't know if my man pearls are
going to go over so well at home or you know,
like you just risk it and wait to see what
he's wearing, and then you could.

Speaker 3 (02:06:54):
Say that's a good tactic.

Speaker 5 (02:06:55):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (02:06:56):
I didn't think about it because, yeah, because why cause
the issue if the man stay in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
Yeah, you know, I can't believe we're having this. Ty
you got some man pearls.

Speaker 1 (02:07:08):
Don't I have a chain? Do you have a chain?

Speaker 3 (02:07:10):
I do have a chain?

Speaker 1 (02:07:11):
Sick thank you? If if so, I would never wear pearls.
It's just I don't know, it's not my thing. I'm
actually surprised, really, you're surprised if Hailey said to you,
you know what I think is really good looking. And
I've seen everywhere man pearls. Now, I'm shocked that you wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (02:07:28):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (02:07:29):
It's too weird for me. Pearls.

Speaker 1 (02:07:30):
Or like when I saw a couple of football players
showing up to a game the other day carrying purses.

Speaker 3 (02:07:36):
I've seen padres do it, like when they're walking out.

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
Those two things. I'm just not doing no, and they're
like it's like it's like a clutch. I'm like, I'm like,
you keep it in your coins, chapstick, do you really
need that? Molik neighbors, I'm just like, huh, but I wouldn't.

(02:08:02):
Those are the two things I wouldn't do. But if
I take it, put it on me with my chain.
Let's say I'm meeting her mom and and she says,
he I.

Speaker 2 (02:08:08):
Don't like flashy you know my mom doesn't like flashy stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:08:11):
I'd be like, all right, you know, she does want
me to wear and I won't wear it. It's kind
of annoying, But eventually I'd say, hey, eventually I'm gonna
wear it around her. I'm just gonna forget. But like
I mean, perfect example, I love to curse. I curse
all the time. I mean I love, I don't love.
That's a weird way. I curse a lot. Who me
and my sister curse more than anybody.

Speaker 3 (02:08:29):
I know, it's disgusting. I don't know if it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
And Hayley's mom, you can't don't curse around I was
told a very long time ago, never you don't even
want to say ass around her. So, like I've had,
my initial thought was that's a word who cares, But
now like I don't. To this day, I don't. I've
never said a curse around her. And what I did
one time I said the esport around her and I
immediately apologize. So like, yeah, so I still will do that. Yeah,

(02:08:54):
I still will do that.

Speaker 8 (02:08:55):
When Robert first met my big extended family like my
grandparents and stuff, but he had already met my mom
and my my dad and like my sister, he's already
met them. Robert at the time had a big neck tattoo.
Well yeah, yeah, he had that big tattoo on his
neck and uh so my mom before the meeting, it
was around Christmas time, she gave him an exciting early

(02:09:16):
Christmas present. It was a zip up turtle neck Calvin
Klein sweater for him to wear it to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:09:25):
My grandma was he offended? No, not hen It's fine.

Speaker 3 (02:09:29):
He was fine with it.

Speaker 8 (02:09:30):
Yeah, so he didn't get offended by it. Robert, honestly,
I wouldn't put it back. I feel like he brought
no way.

Speaker 2 (02:09:39):
Like puka shell necklace is not amparos.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
It's different.

Speaker 3 (02:09:42):
It's totally different.

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
Luck Riley, that's going to go Wow,