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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, it's showtime here. We are yes for this.
You're about to experience this show. How do you like
to get down with some real gangsters with the ringleader, Eddie.
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility the accountant and room

(00:21):
mothers Sky. I'm also not very brave nor strong the
enforcer Thor. Am I negative all the time?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Do I have issues? Yea? And dressed in black from
head to toe, Emily.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's the show and it starts right now. Well, it's
been quite the scene going on over at Thor's place.
You know, he had all his family in town for
the big baby shower over the weekend, and then your

(00:55):
parents' state for an extra few days. Right, they leave this,
they leave that, I think noon, okay today, Yeah, okay noon,
and their uber is picking up at nine to thirty.
Oh smart, Eddie.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
It's a little nuts, it's a little nice thirty, I said.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
It takes twenty minutes to get to the airport from
my house, which is, you know, give or take, so
nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
My mom's at the Uber for thirty flaying it international. Yeah, okay,
I do think that the way that they do things
at the airport now is insane, and it's gotten worse
with the new way they do things. But still, yeah,
it's a lot. I like this. Oh, I think it's brilliant.
That's about the time that you would leave there a

(01:40):
TSA pre.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
And their pre check.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I still got to get there though, to get there,
to get through that massive security line early morning. I'll
have plenty of time for Hudson News. So hey, whatever
where the wherever the day takes them. That's the best
part security man skipping around. Oh yeah, all right, much
to do. So yeah, you've sort of had to entertain them,

(02:07):
you know, for the past couple of days, and part
of that is figuring out what to eat. And what
made matters even trickier is that your wife is now
out of town. She's out of town and she's you know,
normally the cook and stuff like that and can figure
these sort of things out. But it's now falling no
pun intended on your plate.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, and it's very stressful because my dad is this
guy I don't care and then you give him four
restaurants want there I don't want to eat there. No,
And then he says, and then he says, what about
this restaurant? And he looks at the menu, goes, can
they do no salt? No salt but the French fries?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
But like, why is he asking you if they can
do no salt? Like how do you know? As like
I said, I said to him, if you want to
eat it no salt, then you shouldn't eat out.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, you have to.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
There's no places that are going to do no salt.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
No salt, no better, no oil, Like if you want that.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, then you can't eat out. It's impossible.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, Mike.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
So it's like.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Beyond frustrating to try it, like and like it will
be like if I talked to him this morning, at
some point in the next hour, if we're on the phone.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
He would say, so, what do we do it for dinner? Night?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Like he's obsessed with it. We're always talking about what
we're doing for dinner, right. I don't know if it's
like an old person thing, it's always what's going on
for dinner?

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Yeah, my mom had oral surgery and had to have
a little part of her tongue removed, and so.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Or new dad Okay, maybe it works better now, Okay.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
I don't think we need to give me all these visuals.
That's six four in the morning, or or really anytime.
I don't think anyone wants that. They're just ask you
questions their mother. But my point is for anytime we
go out to eat, she looks at the server, she'll
order her entree and she'll say, can.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I please get that with no spice?

Speaker 7 (03:58):
And then the server looks confused every time and looks
back at them and goes, do you mean like salt
and pepper? And she then will say yes, and then
they go, oh, I don't know if we can do that.
I'll try my best. It's like, you can't request that
when you go.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's ridiculous. Don't go out to eat.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
So that's where we're at. So a couple of things
were going on last night. Well, first of all, we're
supposed to go to the aquarium, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Door and I were talking about it. There were these
big aquarium plans. I was, I got home, my best
route through thing.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I got home and I said, okay, I'm going dad,
let's go to the gym. And then we'll go to
the quarium and my mom and my mom said, we
looked online. We're not going. Oh and I said, why not?
Too expensive?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Oh, thirty bucks a ticket was too much for them
here because I refuse to buy a ticket.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh so you're going to make them.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Fish?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh you were oh fish?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Wait, we just found out at the baby shower that
Big vic Thor's dad was going to be a marine.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
By all, we've never heard this before. I'm not paying.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Fish, but yeah, it would it would be sixty dollars.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Await you'd make them pay for no too.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, that was the plan. They said they would. They
said they would pay for me.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh, I mean I just sacked this move clearly.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
But so, yeah, that was a bummer. That's sad. That
was a bummer.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
I think it was more about just not wanting to
go to La Joya just do.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Anything in general. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, So so that happens, right, And then I get
out of the shower and I, you, guys.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Know, what's about a coconut? Ol man? I mean coconut.
I'm not sure I know that about you. I know
that you've used it before.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Uncomfortable that he said that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, I put.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
It in my hair tattoos. Yeah, it's a very it's
a good lotion for my tats and it's good and
I put it in my hair and it does a
good job in my hair. So we've already started the
dinner discussion and my dad goes, do you put you
on your hair? And I said, no, it's cocona all.
He goes, huh, And then the wheels start turning. The

(06:13):
wheels are turning. And by the way, we ended up
going to the gym, me and my dad. So we
got home from the gym around three thirty. It was
five thirty, and he still hadn't showered because he just
he just he just doesn't want to. It's so odd,
like you know what I mean. So he finally takes
a shower, gets out of the shower and I hear,
I hear, my name is Tyler in real life. And

(06:34):
he goes, Tyler could give me some coconut oil.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh, he wants to try it. So I go into
the bathroom. He's standing there shirtless.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I go here, and he goes, so what do you
do do? And I go, I go, just I go,
put your hand in the cocona all rub them together
and then just apply it.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And he goes, oh, like this.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Like a tutorial.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
So he puts his hand in there and flies it
and I go, rub your fingers through your hair. Now
you can't see me, obviously because we're on the radio,
But rather than rubbing his fingers through his hair like
I'm doing right now, he was like patting the top.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's film on top, just dying.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
And I go, Dad, you gotta rub your fingers get through.
And he just keeps patting the top of his head.
And then I go, I said to him three freaking times, Eddie,
I said, it's going to take a little bit to
dry because it's coconut oil.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It looks and he goes, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
A minute later, I hear him say to my mom,
haw's a look, and my mom goes, he's going to
be and my mom goes and my mom goes. He says,
it takes a minute to dry. Victim slot tell me
about it. And has there been a decision made about
dinner yet? So that's one of the decisions. So we're

(08:00):
still all over the place. We don't know what we want.
My dad, out of the blue says, I want crab, like.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
He just tourette.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
He just screams out.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I want to go that crab place we went to
in Texas. They went to Texas ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
You're supposed to just know what crab place?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
And why would that have any relevance to a place
in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay it would. So he goes it was Joe's Crab
or something, and I go, Joe's Crab shock, And he goes,
yes's go there, And I go, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
There is one in San Diego anymore, right, So I go,
I go. He goes, oh, bumps. So he's off, now,
you know. So then I text Emily, and because I
didn't want to text, I didn't want to bother my
wife because she's already stressed out enough with her family.
So I text Emily and I go, hey, my mom
really wants to see the sunset or the beach. And

(08:58):
I know my parents and there's a be down the
street that they'll love, because literally the day before I
picked them up for the rental car place, and I go,
where'd you guys go to lunch? And my dad said,
phenomenal lunch, best lunch I've had in years. And I go,
where'd you go cheesecake factory.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well, yeah, there you go a dream. If I TAKEJS,
we're good. Yeah, Kazuki's and the Big Guy, we're good. Wow.
But I want to take my mom to the beach.
They're in San Diego.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
So I text Emily and I say, hey, can you
give me some options of places in the ob Point
Loma area. I know you're from both Yes and That restaurants.
So then the dog gets involved. It starts blowing me up.
And first she starts out with uh fur. She says,
the Brigantine Portside Pier best view ever you ever?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, you could get a crab cocktail there, It's good.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
So she says that, and I go, Okay, here's the
only issue. My mom just says she doesn't like fit.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Wait talking crab all they wanted grab want like, she
doesn't like fish, doesn't like fish, but like scallops. Wait, okay,
well scalp technically isn't a fish, so I guess it's
not seafood.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
In general, scouts are kind of more seafood than Actually
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't have her palette. I don't know what she's
never interested in.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Okay, okay, So then said I think jokingly how about
Anthony's crab with a view of the lake.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh, that Anthony's.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Of course, we're talking about Anthony's fish CRONELDSA.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
The guy wants crab, you.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Know, would like Anthony.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
So I said, we're not just a fish market. Yeah
that's okod she didn't like fish. I need options. Yeah.
So then the brigantine has other things. Fish have steaks
and burgers.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
And my dad And when he doesn't say anything and
just hands it back to me and goes, I don't care.
It's it doesn't the restaurant doesn't matter. It's just the
moment you catch me. Yeah, the moment he's got cocono everywhere.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
You guys ready to party. Then she says South Beach
Bar and grill in Obi.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
We look at that menu, we look at a couple
more menus and long story short, I go South Beach Barn.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Girl, let's go there. Dad. They got great fish tacos.
I don't want fish tacos, gross gross.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
They have other their menus five pages long.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Fish tacos are gross.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Gross.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Now the guy wants crabs, So why are you suggesting
fish tacos? That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
This is odd.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
None of this makes sense. No, it sure doesn't.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
So all this is going on, and I go, we're
just gonna go to Obi and just drive around and
I and I know we're gonna go to South Beach
Bar and grill. I'm just gonna tell I found the place,
and we're just gonna go because they really want you
just to pick the place. And then they get there
and they complain. But as we're leaving, I noticed my
mom is done folding laundry, and I look at the

(12:02):
washer and I see in the washing machine my two
towels sitting there. So I dried my dogs off because
I gave them a bath, and threw two towels in
the wash. My mom took the wet towels out of
the wash and then did her laundry. And I go, Ma,
why couldn't just wash my towels And she goes, Oh,
with the dog towels in there, that's gross.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's pay. You don't wash with the dog everywhere. No, no, no,
with your mom on this one. No, no, you don't
do that. You don't care. I support that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
And you're washing something it's not there's no bleach on it,
you're still washing it.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
So we finally go to out to Obi. We're driving
around South Beach for Southeach Barn Girl, and there's obviously
parking disaster.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
It's a Taco Tuesday. So then I decide to go
to where Wonderland is. It's right there, and then below
it is like o b surflatge. So I go, hey,
I know Wonderland. I've been there before. My dad goes,
I can't walk up those stairs.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's one flight. It's one flight. Oh no, story, I
mean really.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
No, I just can't do it. Refuse, refuse.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
So then we see like the blue Fish Market is
right there, and Emily suggested that as well. You kind
of said, but you have to order. You kind of
have to order and serve yourself. Yeah, you're really good.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
You're really good guy. So we're standing in the line.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
The line is long, and my dad is so confused
by the ordering process. And then I hear my mom go, wait,
so we just get a number. So I immediately go all,
we're done with.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
This fresh seafood. And then you order, I mean order,
and they bring it to they wait on we.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Got to serve ourselves, so I take I immediately take
them menus and I go let's just go to Opri's
surf ladge.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, so that's where we had dinner. Oh, there you go.
Did he get his crab? No? He got a fish sandwich. Okay,
what the hell in the hell is going on? He
got a fish o my mom got a burger. Okay, okay,
it was falling apot no scalps place. Pretty good? Yeah,
all right, Well, you know, at least you're done with that.

(14:24):
You know they're out of here. But can you feel
your stress level going down a little bit?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
They made me wake them up this morning to say goodbye,
and I felt really bad about that because I left
the house at four four.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh wow, my god, and he couldn't say your goodbyes
last night. I did wake us up, all right. One thing,
you know, one place you could have maybe brought him
cracker barrel. Do we have cracker barrels? I don't even
think we did.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
If you guys have been seeing this controversy with Cracker
Barrel and their logo, it escalated quickly. We're gonna see
what is going on with Cracker Barrel and this whole
logo situation when we get back on the show. A
row five three. So I'm not that familiar with cracker barrel?

(15:10):
Is this more of a Southern thing? Like? Is there
cracker barrels here in San Diego?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:16):
I don't know. There's like five of them in California. Yeah,
the closest ones to us are Rialto and Victorville, So
you gotta you gotta drive a.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Bit to get to it.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
But I thought I remembered growing up that there was
like one in the mall by my house growing up,
a cracker barrel.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Yeah, like a cracker barrel.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
It was like a big corner spot on the mall
and I never once went in there, but I had
always thought it was kind of like a like a
Denny's vibe.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
But I never, like, honestly, not once in my life
have I ever. I've never been no cracker. Yeah, well
it's a it's a pretty big restaurant, you know that
people are really well aware of. Well, I guess they
have a pretty famous logo and they just recently changed
it and it set the internet on fire.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Yeah, And I don't know if it was a famous
logo or if it was just something that we only
cared about when it was announced that it was gonna
go away because Cracker Barrel has been struggling, and they
have been.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
You know, they're one.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Of those businesses that ever since COVID, they've been struggling
really bad. They say, since COVID their stock is down
over sixty five.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Person, I see, I don't know part of my mind.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Give me the ken being tumble fingerwag No, no, no, no,
they're not a fake.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
No no, I guess so where where he's looking up
at the sky like, I wonder where that was? Jersey
thinks Jersey just made that up. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Yeah, So they've really been struggling as a business since
twenty nineteen, and again, you know that's unfortunate, but not
to the point where it's driving people to go in
there and eat so like a lot of businesses do
when they're kind of, you know, on their life support,
you know, version of where their business is at, they're like,
we need to rebrand one last try, let's freshen this

(17:30):
thing up, let's modernize our business, and then hopefully the
people will come back and we're not going to have
to go bankrupt and close our doors. So that's exactly
what the Cracker Barrel did, And I guess inside the restaurant.
It's like kind of dimly lid and very like catchy,
with a lot of like stuff everywhere. So okay, let's

(17:52):
lighten it up, let's brighten it up. Let's kind of
get rid of the clutter, kind of modernize the inside.
And then part of the plan was, let's modernize our logo.
And the logo basically just says cracker barrel and had
an old guy sitting on a chair leaning against a barrel.
That's it. It's super simple. Well, as part of the modernization,

(18:16):
they decided, we don't need that old guy. It kind
of makes us look old. It gives an old vive.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, let's.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
And let's just keep the circle with the name of
the restaurant and that'll be our new official logo. So okay,
they're just trying to survive, trying to rebrand. So they
release this new logo and the new plan for the
inside of the restaurant, and.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
People freak out like it break out.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
Like on a wild level where it's like now the
top trending thing on Google for like weeks straight. People
like calling their politicians, and then all of a sudden,
somehow it turned into a woke thing.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I didn't because I've been kind of following this on
Twitter x whatever, and you know, so many people are
weighing in on this, like celebrities weighing in on this,
all kinds of you know, this thing, and it's become
like a woke thing, and I was like confused. I'm like,
are they getting rid of cracker Man because he's white
or because he's a symbol of the South, or like

(19:22):
why did is that the reason why we're getting rid
of cracker Man? Or is it like or like do
people hold an affinity for a cracker Man? Like what's
going on? Like I couldn't figure it out. I really
couldn't figure it out. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
No, this morning, I've read like four articles on it,
and I still can't figure out the woke tie.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's like it was the it was the hardcore right
that was really upset that they got rid of Crackerman.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Yes, and we're and we're using the word woke.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
And yeah, like look at you know, I'm never stepping
foot inside a cracker Barreau again because you got rid
of cracker Man.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Clearly I haven't been stepping footing in it at all
because the business is so down.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
But yeah, again, you you want to.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
You never care about something until there's a reason to
keep Like toys r us own business and you Emily,
I care, I care, I care, I would go I
was still going there. Yeah, it's true. They're so sad.
Was the giraffe. Jeffrey A.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
R P.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Are you doing this now?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I kiss on making a cracker man now this.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
Well, even Trump got in there commenting online.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
He saw he saw he saw people that support support
what he does go crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
So he's like, oh, perfect opportunity.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Jump in.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
So he said Cracker Barrel should go back to the
old logo, admit a mistake based on customer response, and
manage the company better than ever before.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Got it.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
So yeah, he made this statement. I mean that.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
It was growing every day, the like upsetness over this
Cracker Barrel logo, which again I'd like, I don't, I don't,
I don't even understand the upset nests. But it was
so much that last night Cracker Barrel says, quote, we
thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for

(21:17):
Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have.
Our new logo is going away and our old timer
will remain.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh he's not crackerman old timer an old timer guy. Okay.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Yeah, so they have cave to the public pressure from
the people who, like Thorpe said, weren't even going in
the restaurant anyway, And now they're hoping that by keeping
mister oldtimer in their logo, then hopefully that will revive
their business and make them not have to shut their doors.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I'm confused by the whole thing. I'd like, again, I
don't understand getting rid of the guy I did. I
don't think it looked better, you know, this, if that
was their logo. I mean, all right, I guess I
get you freshening things up, But I mean, I don't
understand what was necessary. I don't understand why, you know,
people were acting like this was something like is the

(22:16):
old time or is he racist? Like I don't know,
like is he a symbol of racism? Yeah, I mean
it's not like I don't know. I mean, he's just
a old dude sitting on a chair. I don't know
why he's a barrel. That could be a Democrat. Nobody
knows who that guy's up to. I doubt it.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
But I mean, but there's nothing that screams I mean, you.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Know, you drinking out a barrel, you know, I mean,
it wouldn't be the past, have the barrel problem up.
So I don't understand any of it. But cracker Barrel said,
all right, all right, calm down, Crackerman ain't going nowhere.
Thank thank god I could sleep. Now, what streaming services

(22:59):
do you use the most? Are you Netflix or Disney
plus something like that? Well, we're gonna see what are
the americans current top streaming services out there? Coming up
next on the show on Rock with a five three.
So think about what streaming service do you use the most?

(23:19):
I would imagine that Netflix is probably still the king,
but not in Thor's world. Will you you use a
particular streaming service more than you do any other one?
Which is Apple? Right? Yeah? Apple, and honestly Peacock.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Watch a lot of old sitcoms, King Queens the Office.
That's like you go to Raymond Seinfelds on Netflix. But
but yeah, but Apple, I want all my new favorite
shows are on Apple. Yeah, like Apple does the best TV.
Their movie is not so great, but their TV shows
are awesome. And then Peacock is probably number two.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Okay, so Netflix not even in I.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Don't really watch a ton of Netflix is expensive one. Yeah,
I don't watch a ton of Netflix.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah as well?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah, when Stranger Things comes out, well, probably the next
time I watch Netflix, I watch like Quarterback or Receiver,
like those kind of shows. Tires you tires phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I think Netflix is our number one. We watch a
ton of that stuff, and then for me I use
ESPN plus a lot just for UFC fights and things
like that. And then after that probably HBO Max because
Max has a lot of true grime stuff too, and
then a lot of shows that we like. Uh So

(24:36):
I would say probably those three would be the most
I would use. What about U, ske what do you
use the most?

Speaker 7 (24:43):
We're doing a lot of youtubing on our TV, uh,
you know, a lot of music streaming and watching shows
now through YouTube. And then I think after that it's
I can't decide if it's Discovery or if it's Paramount
because we got like Our Survivor Our Big Brother on there,
but Discovery I watched so many of those, like gold

(25:06):
Rush shows and House shows and things like that, So
it's kind of a toss up between those two.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
In my house. Uh, Emily, what about you Netflix?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, I watched so much Netflix, and then I probably
would say Max and then Hulu.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah. Well they did a whole report
trying to figure out all right, right now, what are
Americans their top streaming platforms out there?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
And the way they looked at this because this is Nielsen.
These are the people who have forever done TV ratings.
So what they're looking at in this recent report that
they just put out about July twenty twenty five numbers
is what are we actually watching on our TV sets?
And a lot of it is streaming now, you know,
but we still are watching networks. So they let us

(25:52):
know what we're watching overall, and then out of that
they let us know, okay, these are the top streaming
sites you are watching on your TV.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Phone. Yeah, so they're just.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
Counting, like, now, what we're watching on TV, what we're
gonna like sit down and watch, and what part of
that do streamers represent? Their Number five streaming on TV
is the Roku channel I watch. I actually watch a
lot of Roku channel and I don't even like know it.

(26:25):
It's like it's like so if you have Roku, they
just have a live TV section. Like for me, Roku
is the spot you go for all your apps, Like
that's where my Netflix is, right, But they also have
their own live TV section and that's where I watch
like Antiques Roadshow, Pond Stars like they basically I don't know,
it's just part of the Roku account.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh really, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (26:47):
It just kind of like comes with it, cause you're
not gonna get like new cool stuff like if you
want to watch Old Murder she wrote episodes and yeah,
stuff like that. But it's it's allegedly free with your
Roku count. So that is the number five most streamed,
with close to three percent of all TV viewing going
to Roku. Number four goes to Amazon with four percent

(27:12):
of all TV viewing.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Amazon is really hit and miss for me. You have
some good stuff on there and then a lot of
just junk, yeah, stuff that I don't care because I'll
go to Amazon every once in a while and oh,
let's see if they've added any movies or shows. I'm
just like, oh, there's nothing run here. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Coming in third place is Netflix getting a getting eight
point eight percent stunning TV usage streaming.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yep, that's kind of like and I need to get
out of this habit. But It's like my knee jerk
reaction when I go to sit down, if I'm not
thinking about anything, I just kind of hit Netflix.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, I think I think the fact that this isn't
on devices kills kills this because if it's just TV,
I think it's different Netflix. I think people just they
stream on their phones and they stream on their devices mostly.
You know, I don't know, I could be wrong, but
that's that's my guess. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Uh, the number two most streamed site on your TV.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Yeah, the kids gotta watch something Disney. Disney has close
to ten percent of streaming, So that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
But you're acting like Disney's just for Oh yeah, that's
what I was just gonna say.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
No, I mean, they get a lot of streaming hours
from kids and the Kids show, but so do like
Netflix too with their shows too, but yes, with the
Marvel stuff. And then also Hulu is now part of
the Disney umbrella, so they put.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Those two together.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Disney and Hulu have almost they have nine point four
percent of all TV viewing and coming in and in
July twenty twenty five with the most TV viewing overall,
with thirteen percent going to YouTube and YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh well, yeah, YouTube have been mine with YouTube TV.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah, whether they're not about to cancel if they don't
get the Fox ordership going.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
They say by five o'clock today. That's trust me. Baby.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Football starts tomorrow, so they better have this done otherwise
I'm canceling it.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Oh boy.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yeah, they're fighting with Fox over how much things should cost,
so potentially Fox could be pulled from TV app.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
But yeah, they say.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Thirteen percent of all TV viewing goes to YouTube, making
it the number one overall.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
So overall, guys, usband, seriously.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Seriously overall, what we're watching on our television Number one YouTube,
number two Disney, three, Netflix, then four finally goes to
a network NBC. Five is CBS, and then six goes
to Fox. But the top three on your TV now
are actually streaming sites.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That's really interesting. Wow, there you go. We have heard
before that Skuy likes to help. She says she is
a hell, but it usually backsfires on her. Well, we
have a p one that has run into a similar situation.
Thought he was helping and it backfired. We're gonna see
what the issue is when we get back on the show.

(30:12):
I'll rock with a five three. So there have been
countless stories of Sky saying she's a helper. She likes
to get in there and try to what she says help.
But you say this like you don't realize that it
almost always backfires on you. Sometimes it can be misinterpreted. Well,

(30:37):
I mean misinterpreted, it just blatantly backfires on you. Well.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Yeah, Like I think I'm being nice bringing in my
neighbor's trash cans, and then others accuse me of not
being nice and just doing it because I don't like
the fact that they leave him on the street.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
That's a fact.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I would be annoyed if you brought in my trash cans,
but also be like, whatever she wants to do it.
Do you ever move trash cans, like if you're on
one side of the curb them on the other side
of the curve. I've seen neighbors do that. That pisses
me off. I would be like, I don't know why,
but have you ever done that?

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Not? I don't think fully like you're saying, we got
to know. Oh yeah, we got a tight trash can area.
So if Hoeie on one side of me, if Homy
on one side of me puts his over too much
then I'll scooch him down a little because because then
mine will block my driveway, like I won't be able
to get out. But I've seen the neighbor where they'll

(31:28):
fully move it to like one side of the driveway
from the other.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I haven't done that yet, but if it was to me,
if it would help someone, I'm just hair in the
back of my next That doesn't bother me as much
as the bringing the trash cans in, because now you're
on my property. That is annoying. That's crazy. That is annoying,
you know.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
But I mean you got to you got to leave
them out for a real long period time.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Maybe I want to leave them outain the street. Oh
maybe it's easier. Maybe that's in front of my house
and it's not of your damn business.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh okay, that not aggressive anyway. Yes, Sky will get
in there and say she's a helper and try to
get in there and help, and a lot of times
it does backfire. While we have an email here from
p one that is going through something similar. Thought they
were helping being a helper, turns out not so much.
The email says, what's up? Show got a random question

(32:16):
for you guys? To discuss. My wife and I have
been married for a couple of years now, and her
parents live over on the East Coast. While we went
out to visit them recently and had a nice stay,
at least I thought it was nice. Now, I had
noticed that there were a few things that were broken
at my in law's house while we were there. I'm
a pretty good handyman, so I fixed it for them,

(32:38):
a ceiling fan, a leaky faucet, stuff like that. Now
thought I was just helping them out since they're getting older.
While now my wife is telling me that my father
in law let her know that he is very upset
that I did this. He thinks it was disrespectful for
me to just fix these things without asking them first.

(33:00):
I was just trying to be nice, and now I
feel like a jerk for helping out. Was I in
the wrong here? I have no idea if I was
actually wrong or there's there just being a little kooky.
Let me know what you guys seeing things for all
the laughs p One Luca La Luca Lakers. I don't
think it's I don't think it's him. I don't think

(33:21):
he spells it with a C. That is how we
know that's not it's in law help. I don't know, Skuy,
you're the helper. So is this guy a jerk for
doing this or what do you think?

Speaker 7 (33:41):
I mean? I think the bigger jerk is the father
in law. But they both had a little misstep here.
Like my husband does this crap all the time, Like
I have to tell him, like we'll be in hotel
rooms and he'll be like fixing things and I'll be like, bro,
not your job, not your place right now.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Like the problem is, though, he just never finishes it.
So he tells where I'll be back, and you know
when I come back, and then I'll finish it.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That's why they get annoyed.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Yeah he's still in the hotel room, right.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Yeah, he's still in the hotel room. So my husband
will do this and most well I shouldn't say most people,
but I assume people.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Normally appreciate this.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
Like I feel like if we were at Thor's house
and there was a weird outlet in the room, we
were saying, and if the boo.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Just fixed the outlet. I again, I don't know, but
I feel like Thor would appreciate it if he said, hey,
you know your outlets out you want me to fix it,
then Thor would be over the moon because he doesn't
have to pay.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah, if someone said to me that, I'd be like, oh, yeah,
you know, we know, like my mom, there's two outlets
that just for some reason don't work on this one
side of the wall.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'm like, all right, that doesn't bother me. It's the guest.
Real who cares.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
And my dad said, if guest said I could fix that,
I go. I'd probably go, Nah, you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh your face, you're just a guess. Yeah. I just relaxed.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
And then if they were like, no, no I will,
I'll be like, if it's saving you money, right, save men.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
But if they just fixed it very interesting and didn't
say anything to you until after it was until until
like you just found out later, like it would have
it couldn't be an outlet because you probably wouldn't notice that,
but all of a sudden a ceiling fan wasn't working
and it now is working, okay, would you be like
what the hell?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Another example was this, we have the guest room door
wouldn't close all the way for some reason, and we
just never fixed it and needed like a different latch.
So my dad was able to do something to fix it.
So if he, but I helped him with it by
just telling him, hey, that yeah, they needed to be fixed.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
But if he, if he.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Just if somebody else not my dad did it without
letting me know, and one day the door just closed,
I'd be like, I'd ask my if, hey, who fixed that,
and she would say, oh, so and so fix that.
It would be weird without telling me. It would be
weird that you just fixed it and didn't tell me.
You at least be like, hey, at least I'd be
more more comfortable if you did it and then came
out to me when oh, hey, man, I saw your

(36:12):
door wasn't working right, so I just fixed it for you.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I think.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
A good portion of the population would be okay with that.
But to avoid any of this, it's always best to
ask first, right like you're in somebody else's house. That's
why I get like, I get uncomfortable with the boo.
I'm like, well, did you ask him? And he's like, well, no,
but who wouldn't want their outlet fixed, you know what
I mean? So I think the guy had a little

(36:38):
misstep by not asking first. But in my opinion, the
father in law is like the fact that he's taking
this personal and taking a fence to it because the
guy's just trying to be nice.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I feel that's a little much. I think it's totally different.
If it's father in law.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
You don't know if the father in law was going
to fix it. You don't know if the father in
law wants you to fix it. It's a very like emasculating
kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Let me do that. Let me tell you something. I've
run into this people. What do you mean, Well, my
dad has always been pretty handy. I am the opposite.
I am not the most handy person with toilets, though
you know what you're doing. That's my specialty. That I
heard that. Okay, so yeah, specialty. I'm not a plumber,

(37:25):
but I mean I'll fix a toilet left and right.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Like it would be amer.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's not true. That's not true. That's not true.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
True.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
So yes, my dad will come over to our house
and he'll just randomly see something wrong and fix it,
and it would bother me because you're in my house. Na, Okay,
I'm the man of the house, even though I don't
know how to fix it. I'm I'm the captain, and
you got I'm the captain. Now you got it. You

(37:57):
you can't just come in and fix things in my house.
I'm supposed to fix that, okay, And if I haven't
done it, that's on me. That's not for you to do.
I know you're my dad, and I know you know
how to fix it. If he were to say to me, hey,
do you want to help fixing that? Sure, go ahead,
But you can't just go and do something in my

(38:18):
house that I paid for, that I live in. It
makes me feel like I'm not the man of the house.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
But isn't that your own insecurities? Like where he's coming.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Into securities, it's a respect thing.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
But where he's coming from, he's trying to be nice.
Where you're coming from, like you're turning it into this
is my house.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It's a respect it's a respect thing. And when you
get dads or family members, they don't look at you
like that. They look at you, Oh, that's my kid.
I'm always going to be the kid. And I'm like, no,
I'm not a kid that I own this house. Like
like you're coming into my house, you gotta you gotta
you gotta ask me things. What if it's some punk

(38:55):
kid dating your daughter? That would never fly? Oh, like,
obviously I have respect from my dad. He's my dad,
and you know, like I'm not. I don't really get
mad at him. I don't say anything. And plus it's
awesome it's fixed.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
But some little twenty year old punk walking if something
like mister p hey, mister p.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Stereo Italian because mister goes it, just goes into the fridge,
grabs of milk, starts drinking it. What come, hey, it
freezes all the fritz walking out? What mister? Hey, you look?

(39:37):
You look great today? Wife tell you I don't like
this kid already, Like, hey, Tony, beat it bringing this guy.
I'm done with him. If some little piece of crap
came walking in my house and fixed something without asking me,
I completely am on this father, mister, I fixed the

(40:00):
sealing fane. Why it wasn't working from I don't know, Tony?
Oh my god, you want to know who's the boss.
I'm the boss, right, Okay, that's right? What huh do
you get where we're coming from? Dude? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I mean, I'm a woman, but I totally.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Get to my crap. Back up, Tony, whoa, whoa wait,
oh wait, you have a problem with this? Yes, doesn't Robert.
He's my man in our house doing so you want
him to do it? I want him to do it.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
But if somebody, like some somebody was over for our
house for dinner and they just started like fixing something,
Robert would be pissed. By the way, the same reason
for you. This is like his house, respect all that
other one.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
He put it all together, pretty much put it. You
guys to look at it though, as like a family
member though doing it, Yeah, you're going to be that
pissed at a family not pissed.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
But it's just the right thing to do is to ask.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I'm like, on all your like just say something, Say hey,
I just noticed that the something's not working.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Would you want to want me to fix it? You
have to ask?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Would You wouldn't be pumped though the ticket fixed and
you didn't have to pay for anything.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
I would if.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
The kid walked in there and say, missus g Yeah, to.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Be honest, I love Tony Tony kill him what.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
A lot of reasons? A lot. Hey, the guy's name
is Luca, Luca Luca, Hey, listen, keep your hands to yourself, Luca, Okay, listen.
The Padres and Mariners have been in a couple of
wild ones. The last couple of nights, tons of home runs.
Edie Vetter was on the line, I mean it's been nuts. Well,

(41:39):
we're gonna see what happened last night. That was pretty crazy,
coming up next to the show rocket of five three. Well,
the Padres and Mariners have been hitting home runs left
and right. In their first game they hit six combined
out Then yesterday there was a grand slam in one inning.
There was two three run home runs, but it was

(42:03):
small ball that actually won the game. Ramon Lareano. He
put the Padres in the lead after cranking out a
grand Slam slack in the first inning to put Padres
ahead five to nothing. Dylan Cease was cruising. Man hadn't
given up a hit. He looked like he was gonna

(42:23):
have an easy night at the office. This was great.
Then it became a disaster in the fifth inning when
the Mariners hit two three run home runs in the
inning by Randy Arozarina and Eugenio Suarez to give Seattle
the six to five lead. We're winning five to nothing.
Nobody's he can't even hit down cease and then bam,

(42:47):
we're now losing. I was like, what is happening? This
is crazy, man. So that was the way it looked.
But then the Padres actually manufactured some runs in the
sixth inning when Freddy Forman had a sack but to
score Loreano to give the Padres these seven to six league.
Then the bullpen held it down and we're able to

(43:08):
get the win seven to six. So oh, thank god man,
because I mean, if we would have blown that, that
would have been That's a tough one to like get over.
That one I would have had a hard time with.
But you know, some went sometimes you just got to
figure it out and just go all right, you know,
we got to score runs here, and you know this
is the way to do it.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Unfortunately, the Dodgers the one again, so the Padres are
still one back. But listen, you just got to handle
your business now. I don't are I hate that I'm
already scoreboard watching in August, but this is where we're
out right now. But it's been a wild series up there.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, it's been crazy. It was really cool watching Eddie
Vedder go on with Donn and mud last night.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I don't know why he came on. I don't know
why he came on. We lost him, I don't we
don't get Eddie, but he was there. I know. I
didn't understand how we lost him.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
And I wait, am I seeing this correctly?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Is that Eddie Vedder? Maybe it was like his final
goodbye before he before he takes residence. Yeah, in Seattle,
I don't know. LFL teams made their roster cuts yesterday
to get down to their final fifty three, and thank god,
we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Chadeur Sanders
did end up making the Browns final fifty three wasn't

(44:14):
a big shock. He is going to be third string though,
as fellow rookie Dylan Gabriel was named as the backup
to Joe Flacco, so we'll see. It's kind of wild
when you think about a name like Shadur Sanders and
everything that comes with him is a third stringer, Like
that's a pretty big distraction because you know, once Flacco's

(44:35):
gonna he's gonna struggle at some point, it's Joe Flacco,
he's old. And then maybe if they put in Dylan
Grayborough there's gonna be this movement and this noise right
because he's not good enough to play right now? Wow,
but there's good but everybody thinks he is.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
But there's all these people saying that the Browns are
trying to sabotage him.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Why would they draft him in sabotage?

Speaker 5 (44:55):
And was on a radio show saying he knows that
the NFL got a conspiracy not to draft him, like
what Eric Dickerson said, Yeah, I don't he let he know?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
How would he know? And also you're gonna get all
thirty two owners to agree on why, like it's so stupid,
like they don't have it and why and why? Because adon,
I don't know. That's crazy. Watching play, he just didn't
look good, you know. I mean, I think Shadure is
gonna be okay. I think he might be eventually be good.

(45:24):
And I think it's it's crazy one way or the other.
Was he you know, the number one overall pick? No?
Well obviously not. Is he bad enough to be a
fifth round or no? I don't think so. But I
think it's easy to figure out that there's too much
noise surrounded should do and no team wants to deal
with that, especially if you're gonna be a backup quarterback.
That's the one thing they always say, backup quarterbacks, you

(45:47):
shouldn't barely know who they are. You know, you don't
want to have a distraction as a backup, because then
what happens the fans as soon as you struggle, fans
are like, but you know, put at your door. Oh,
come on, like, what are we doing here? So it's
not correct. He took five sacks in a preseason Yeah,
that's not good, man, not good. It's the trees. Yeah.
The New Orleans Saints have finally named their starting quarterback.

(46:09):
I mean now, like geez, it's almost the opening of
the season. They're gonna go with second year quarterbacks Spencer
Rattler to begin this season over a rookie Tyler Shug.
So Spencer Ratler. Yeah. The Tyler Schuck pick was awful.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Why would you draft a guy who's twenty six in
the second round and not start them?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
I mean, you drafted in the third round last year.
They're gonna do very good. They're gonna have the first
pick in the draft, and they're gonna pray that Arch
Madden comes out. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I mean to me, that would be ideal because of
his grandfather Archie played, He's a Saint Celesti. He still
wouldn't come out. Man.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
You see so many quarterbacks who play one year in
college and they aren't good in the NFL. You need
reps in college. The best, the most successful quarterbacks played
for three to four years in college.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
You played one.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Yet a lot of guys who played one year in college,
they aren't good. It's just very rare that they're gonna
be good.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, we'll see what happens. Sports Start is brought to
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We were about to record our after show, the p
one podcast yesterday when the news broke and we it
almost broke us. It was the biggest news in the world.

(47:23):
We all freaked out over the Taylor and Travis news.
We'll go over that when we get back on the
show at rock Roll five to three. So yesterday we
were about to record our after show, the p one Podcast,

(47:45):
when Sky got an alert on her phone at TMZ
alert And honestly, at first I thought, is this real?
Is this real life? Is this fake? Then my heart
started to get a little flutter, and we said, all right, well,
we can't not talk about this right now. So if
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(48:10):
And everything that you saw was a genuine reaction from me.
And then we got to break the news to the
biggest swift ye I know, even bigger than me, which
is Thor's wife, Hayley. We called her up and broke
the news and she freaked out. She lost it, she
lost her breath, she was gasping.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
I was getting a lot of text message because she
was at the airport. Oh and I guess she was
telling me there's this song Poet or something I don't know, Prophecy,
and she's like, you have to listen to the song
because oh my god. She knew this was coming and
this is going to happen, and it all makes sense now.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I found out also that it is like track twenty six.
Yesterday was the twenty six. Oh yeah, she said that
it's incredible. It's just like I go you're in a cult, baby.
That was your big thing last week. Can we move
on from that because this news.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
All these psych My wife was acting as if she
got engaged again, and I think she was a little
bit more. My phone is blowing up right now, and
I go, you don't know this chick, like you don't
know her, Like it's weird. Why is your phone blowing up?
Your life is indifferent. I love your say whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
You want, get a life.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
I'm sorry I haven't been vocal about this, but I
think it's the stupidest thing on planet Earth.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
The stupidest thing on planet Earth, the things that you
get excited about. So I can't understand.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
She did call on Einstein's bagel one of the best
things she's ever thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
So somebody who's an actual fan getting excited about this,
you think he's stupid.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Because it's just all so set up, obviously.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
That's what I think.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
It's all.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
It's all and the crazy thing is like the swift Swifties.
The Swifties like know that it is, but they think
it's cool that it is. She's so odd.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
She's stepping with everybody.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yeah, yeah, she's a mastermind, no doubt. People love it people.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
You're telling me two people just can't be in love.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Well they can't.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
But I think what they're saying, Eddie is to hold
the announcement to the day so it correlates with a
track list that correlates with your favorite number is a
little uh pre planned little I think that's what they're saying, Eddie.
Not to offend. I know, I'm so sorry. You look
like you're gonna cry right now.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
You look like, oh, you're taking a beautiful moment and
basically pooping all over it because you guys are jealous
because you have no loves in your life.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Oh, they're jealous.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Why did you just hold your arms your poudy like
a thirteen yearld.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I don't think wow, I just I just think that
everything okay, we got it, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
You know, oh it's your high five ways.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
I don't mean this in a misogynistic way, but she's
scar She feeds into the craziness of chicks and like
they're like craziness and they're like investigative reporting this, and
they're like, is he cheating on me this? She feeds
into that with her little things that she does because
she knows they love it, and and They know that

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everything she does is kind of set up and fake,
but they think she's a genius for it.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
It's very organic setup.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
There's but there's nothing more organic about it.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
It's crazy. But I'm telling her and Jim Jones man, well,
I'm very excited one of the and he's one of
the swift that feeds into it. Oh, I listen, I
don't understand what you guys. He's a follower. I'm a fan.

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I think it's incredible that she finally found the one.
Wow and God engaged yesterday and this is as big
as it gets.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yes, I did love people like, could you believe this happened?
He took his shot.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
He's also a Hall of Fame tight end who is
extremely rich. It's not like he was some random guy
working at CBS that said to her, could you go
out with me?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
You're you're right, But it is remarkable. I get it.
It's this guy. All he did was you know she
was coming to town or do a concert. He randomly
threw out there he'd like to meet her. He had
a big outlet. Sure, but like, who knew that Taylor
would even be into a football. Working guy like Taylor
has been into like musicians and you know, like, but

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surely men one hundred percent. But he's not like it's
not like, it's not like he's some no name offensive
lineman well or like a security guard. I understand all that.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
It's not like the j LO movie where the guy
standing in the crowd with the basically.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Was heady won two super boardings. Guys, what this is beautiful?
Stop ruining this your rule everything.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
He had an agent, the contacted Taylor's agent ahead of
time and gave her the heads up.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yes, he managed on a podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
That's how all this stuff works.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
And that is not a really game.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
And that's not a real engagement photo we're looking at.
That's not the moment they got engaged, guaranteed. They did
it behind closed doors and they just set this up
an engagement photo show.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Oh, this isn't the moment.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
So we see him on one knee in this.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
She didn't see it coming, so you don't You don't
pick a good spot.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
They did it in her living room or somewhere like that.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
And you're talent. Hold on, you're telling me that you
and Robert had a better engagement spot picked out than
Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
No, I just think about crazy exact moment, and she's
looking at him.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I think, no, I agree with that. I don't think
it's the exact moment. I think this is just.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
All all according room.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
I don't know if they were in his living room
in Kansas City, right but I think they probably.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Did the cap. It's probably like a training camp room.
You do you sell like an idiot right now. I
definitely is a beautiful moment. I definitely there's probably a
real engagement photo and a real video, but this is
definitely not the real it is.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Ed Kelsey says that they were going.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
To and who the Hell's Ed Kelsey Travis's dad. I
thought you just made that up. I thought you just
had a mom.

Speaker 7 (54:34):
Ed is taking this moment to get out there to
the press. So Ed Kelsey says that they were having
dinner at a spot right next to this, like garden
in Missouri, and Travis is like.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
This looks like a statement.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
This is my moment.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
So he said, would you like to go out to
the garden and have a glass of wine before dinner?

Speaker 6 (54:58):
And they did.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Kelsey it started is completely empty, and then two of
the most famous people on planet Earth are just in Missouri,
but no one around.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Police Summit, Missouri is where it's one of the most
famous people on Earth. I believe it. I believe that.
I actually believe that more than I believe there's an
ed Kelsey. You gotta get Jason's take on this. Right

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he was doing he was he was shotgun in the
beer holding the camera. I'm sure it's a pretty nice picture.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Was there photographing them? Okay, that's how set up this was.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I'm really getting sick of you. I'm not kidding. I'm
gonna ask you, Eddie. You are like I need Haley
back on the phone, Like this is garbage. You guys
are are?

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Are?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I won't say so? Really bad? Crapping all over love
like Ivy. We know what's wrong here? What's wrong with
you that you have to crapple over this?

Speaker 6 (56:05):
So Eddie as the biggest swifty in the room.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
What are It's not even close?

Speaker 7 (56:09):
What are your predictions? When will the wedding come? Will
it end the season? This can't be an in season thing.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Will be there maybe the best man, of course he'll
be there. Listen, what's our timeline? Maybe Ed will walk
Taylor down. I don't know. I don't know what Taylor.
I don't even know. I don't even know that. I've
never seen I've never seen her. I think your name
is Steve. You just made that. You think everybody's name

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is Steve? You literally everybody's name is.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
And are you texting Haley to ask instead of just
going okay, Steve Swift, I.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Don't think it's Steve. I don't think it's Steve Swift.
That would Scott. Okay, thank you, Scott, thank you. Yeah,
I mean just as bad. But in away. Yeah, they're
gonna wait for the season, okay, to be done. You know,
she's got a lot of planning to do.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Okay, so maybe a fall twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
No, I think we're gonna look somewhere in spring. We yeah,
maybe maybe around an April wedding would be nice.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
Now, are we gonna bezo sit or is this going
to be like a private family small town use private?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
What I mean? All right, listen, I don't know. Okay,
I don't know, God Swift. If they let me tell
you something, what's up? If they put this thing on
pay per view? How much money would they make? A billion,
it would be they couldn't print it.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
I don't think I don't think it'd be good for
her brand if they did that.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yeah, I agree with you, but it could. Maybe it
won't be the real wedding.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I mean probably not.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
That's partiful. It was just a cartoon. It was by
a park near the garden garden. That's like you think
through like a unicorn passes by. Like what just Jason Beer,
I don't want to talk about this anymore, you guys?
All right? Yes, last week Thoor went off on poor Swifties.

(58:14):
Who knows who's gonna go off on this week? It's
Thor's mid week meltdown coming up next on the show
at Rock with a five three all right, I hope
everybody's ready for this because he's about to explode. It
is time for this week's Thors midweek meltown, and now

(58:37):
the show is happy to bring you. I'm pissed or
have some respectors midweek milkdown melt down happy to bring you.
I don't know if we're happy to brow. I mean,
he's uh, he's he's always pretty upset and now whatever

(58:57):
upsets him that week he unloads on in Thora's midweek, Mailtown.
So what do we got going on this week? What
is upset you?

Speaker 5 (59:04):
So you'd think I'd be happy football is a week away. Actually,
college football starts tomorrow, which is great. And if YouTube
TV and Fox don't get their act together, is.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
That where you're melting down? That will be next week?

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Okay, that will be your saving it just today until
five o'clock. If they don't get it done today, by
five o'clock, Fox goes away. Fox goes away on YouTube
TV and a lot of people are hanging to watch
Master Chef.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
That isn't my biggest concern. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
I thought that my more and more my concern is
watching Ohio State Texas on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
It's a big one. It's a big game, come over
at nine am on a Saturday.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
And then next week is the ANFL And that would
be crazy, dude, that would be I will cancel.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
My YouTube subscription as fast as possible.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
But now this is about something that happens this weekend.
This is about fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Wow. Okay, well hang on a second, because today the
very first episode of Fantasy freaking Football is going to
drop of the season. And this is bigger news than
this whole Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey News. People have been
waiting for it, clamoring for it. Yes, the first episode,

(01:00:15):
what's gonna drop July seventh year for me and thor
seven not one fantasy freaking football thank you? Is your
a cake?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Cake?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Calm down? Oh, that would have been great. That's been nice,
but the company would celebrate.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
But I'm excited about that. But it's not about that. Oh,
I enjoy that. This is about the people and the
different kind of guys you encounter at a fantasy football draft.
Because I was really thinking about it and I was
getting down in the nitty gradio what annoys me about
a fantasy football draft because, for the most parts one
of my favorite things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
I love it, but I could, you know, everyone sees
the beauty of the trees in the forest. I find
the one tree that's like missing a branch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That is you. That's me. You're that guy. You know?
That was deep? That was really wow.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I guess what it makes so much? She really does
describe us.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
So the beauty of the forest is the fantasy football draft.
But then the one guy, the one thing missed, the
one tree missing a branch is these people I don't like. Oh,
so let me start off with the first guy. Okay,
this is the guy who I can't stand, who always
forgets the date.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
And time of the draft.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
You're all in a text thread, okay, guy and I
don't know, So we're all in a text right. My
buddy Jesse, he's the leader. He's the commissioner of mine
and Eddie's league that were one of the leagues that
were in it. Sends a text thread about a month ago,
same time for thirteen years, same date for thirteen years.
But there's always that one guy that goes, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Is it gonna be on Labor Day? It's six fifteen again.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
I mean he literally just sent the text, bro, And
then that leads me in to that guy who always
tries to change the date that he can't this time,
even though we've done it for thirteen years. Oh, he
tries to change the date. That's one league. I'm the
commissioner of our league here at work, so I deal
with this every single year. I guarantee you there's gonna

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be somebody that goes, we're doing it in person this year,
or we go you gonna do it online? And I go,
and I go well, you know, everybody wants to do
it in person this year, but we can't just do
it online. Yeah, dude, you can do it online. Then
just don't show up. I don't it's so annoying. And
that same guy is also shows up late.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Oh, he's the guy that we're all there like probably
five forty five. Everyone's set up, everyone's excited, and it's
supposed to be there at six fifteen, six twenty. It
comes around, where's Joyington, Where's Chris?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Chris? Almost start without me? We can't start without you, dude.
You have the second pick, call my pick. That always
happens every year. Those two guys need to be cut
from your league. Like, I got no time for those
two guys. I want the If you can't talk about Hayes,
if you can't figure out if Hayes and Jesse out

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the date and time, then they need to be out
of this. It's pretty good by showing up on time. Hayes,
on the other hand, he's.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Really And then that the next guy, the guy that
takes forever to make a pick. Dude, we we all
know this guy. This guy's got the third pick in
the draft. There's about twenty players in fantasy that everyone's
drafting in the same order. You know, you know you're
justin Jefferson, Jamar, Chase Barkley, Christian McCaffrey. These are the

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top guys every any mock draft you do, these are
the top guys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
And you have time, you should know, like I have
the third pick point, these two top guys are gonna go,
and then I'm gonna take this guy. Yeh. But but
there's always the guy who takes forever A doesn't know.
He's freaking out.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
And then the worst part is when you get out
of that top twenty and he gets like the third,
when he gets like the twelfth round, when it's people
that you're never gonna play, he just cannot make up
his mind. And it makes you there forever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
We have a timer, and we should do the rule
where he listen that time it goes off, the next
guy can jump you, because that's how they do it
in the real But we're always just like, come on,
just make the pick brutal. Another guy that should be
out of the league. Who's left.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Then there's this guy. This guy is annoying as well.
This is the guy who has his pick stolen every
year that is me. So he yells that Edie has
the fifth. Pick the fourth, and you'll yell out, damn,
I was just gonna pick that gun. Everybody, everyone was
gonna pick Justin Jefferson. I don't do that receiver in

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the league.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
It's like usually like the sixth round, I got my
guy way in there, and inevitably the right guy right
before me, he takes him, and I was like, I knew,
I thought I was just going to drift. I was
just going to drift that guy. That's how this is
how draft works.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
And then we have this guy too so and fantasy
every year you have sleepers, so guys that like the
experts will say he will have a good year and
you could draft them a little later. Well, you have
a guy in my league Louis and Louis and Louie
likes to think he's the only one that reads these articles.
So you get to the draft and he drafts like.

(01:05:16):
The big guy this year is Omarion Hampton, who is
the Chargers running back. He's a starter, he's gonna have
a good year as a rookie, but he's a sleeper.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
Or r J.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Harvey is the other big guy the Denver Bronco is
running back. He's a sleeper.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
So what happens is everyone knows this about these two guys.
So the sleeper guy makes his pick, doesn't say who
it is, walked up to the board and puts it
on the board as if look at me. I got
you guys, dude, we all know you're drafting Marvin Harrison JUNR.
And it's also way too early because sleeper guy needs
to make that pickcause he wants to be able to

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say I got to sleep the sleeper of the draft.
I get sleeper of the draft. Another guy that and
I don't like, and I've been accused of this comment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Guy I mean is a lot every picks. I don't
know if every pick for certain, well he will. He'll
he'll get in there and be like, oh, really going
running back already? Huh. So he'll say things like this

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early or hope he doesn't get injured, or you know
how old he is right, or oh wow, I wouldn't
have done that there, or are you sure about that
right now? This early? Oh I didn't know that I
was still in the league. Yeah. Here's one of our
good friend b Dub's favorite lines. Every fantasy draft, you're

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gonna take a starter and eventually here yeah love saying
are you going to have a drafted starter? Yeah, says
that every year.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Comment guy would rather roast than worry about the draft. Yeah,
doesn't care about his team at all. He just wants
to get those one liner zingers in NonStop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, that is dub big comment.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Then then we have the guy who eats too much
at the draft and he's more concerned about he's more
concerned about the food than the draft. And for just
to give him a name, let's just call him Big Rich. Okay,
hold on, that says very specific Big Rich Ornberg.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
You're giving a random generic person. Everyone likes this guy,
this guy's job. He's lovable, like he's funny. But when
it's time to make the pick, you look over and
he's got three slices of pizza in one. I always
if if this person were in our fantasy, I have

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to order two extra pizzas just for Big Rich because
he's a fat son of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
And then inevitably, inevitably, around like round twelve, he'll go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
With any cookies. He's some sweet here, some sweet and
so sweet I'm not done shots fired. Over Prepared guy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Prepared Guy is a very annoying man. Overpair Guy shows
up with like thirty mock draft sheets. He's telling you
all the mock drafts he's been in, and he keeps
dropping a DP every other sentence. ADP is average draft position,
so he'd be like, oh, what.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Do you what do you what? What's the ADP. He's
got like four computers going with different programs. You're like, yeah,
isn't the actual NFL draft? I hope he realized that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
There's two things. Over Prepared guy always says. One is
that was a steal. Yeah, he's every pick that was
a steel yeah, Or can't believe you're still there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah yeah. Or he'll say a little early but I
get it, but I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Those are the two things. Then we have a guy,
the guy who everyone has in their league. This is
one guy who doesn't know anything and everyone's kind of
annoyed he's there, but you need that extra slot field death.
And this guy like money last man and it's easy money,
but he's he's so unprepared, so he still thinks it's
like twenty sixteen. So he's taken guys not on the

(01:08:59):
right team and everyone's like, come on, bro, Like he's
not pick another guy's on the right team, or he's
drafting guys like like a quarterback in the first round.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Dude, we had a we had a guy one year
and I kid, you not drafted four tight ends in
one draft. You play two. He drafted four, and we're like, dude,
what are you doing? Like he had no clue to
He had no clue. It's crazy. And then there's a
guy who doesn't pay attention. This is the main number
one guy whoa boy. Now I'm getting hot.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
So this he gets to the later rounds, yeah, you know,
round ten, eleven, twelve, and this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yeah, and then around seven, this guy is a guy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Sitting there and he's got a player circles and he's
saying to himtuff, nobody's seeing this. How has nobody's seeing this?
And then he and then he gets up to the
board all cocky and throws down Saquon Barkley round six
and you're like, dude, he's been drafted already. Well, you
got to pay attention. He wouldn't make it that far.
He's not getting to the board because he's already gone.
So so what he does He Goes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Was sick one taken. I haven't heard his name yet,
and you go, dude, he was the first player picton.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
What are you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
Es? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
You know Aaron? Yeah, No, he's gone dropped like two
picks ago. Where have you pay attention? Yeah, I'll take
dkmff he's been gone that that guy I can't stand
because they don't pay attention, he always said. And then
he'll go like through three guys. Yeah he'll go so

(01:10:29):
so taken.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Yes, yes, you could say guy who eats too much?
And this guy the same guy okay rich now and
the worst guy, and my last guy, the worst guy,
and my last guy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Know what all guy? Know what All?

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Guy is the worst. He's the most unlikable person on
the list by far. This guy, he wants you to
believe he invented fantasy football. He's gonna butt into every
conversation and just drop stats that have nothing to do
with what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
That's no what all God and know it all guy
almost got into a fistfight two years ago. Uh, I
forget who's the player you guys are? He told me
at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
Jonathan Taylor, who was a running back for the Colts
hadn't signed his contract, so I drafted him. And know what,
All Guy got in there saying good luck with that,
and I'm like, dude, he's gonna sign and he goes.
He guaranteed me he would never play for the Colts again.
He played for two seasons and I won the league
this year. And I've been holding on this for two
years and I got it in my back pocket and

(01:11:29):
when I see him, I'm gonna go. Man, it was
great having Jonathan Taylor for the Colts win my league
for me, huh two years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Remember it two years? It's been two years. I meane,
know what, Old guy also feels need to help everybody,
every woman. Look at your team, squad, bro. If I
was you, I'd go quarterback here.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
I'm just saying. I'm just saying I go quarterback there.
I would ask know what all guy thinks? He should
be writing articles for ESPN And he knows the field, yates,
he's he knows when the draft ends, he's already won
the league. So why we And that guy's never won? Yeah,
he's never won.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
He's the league. The worst guy. Yeah, there you go.
That's my list of worst guys in your fancy home.
You got it out, so now you can enjoy the
draft now right right, and hopefully there's food left. Well,
there won't be the riches involved. We have heard stories
before people dying when they're trying to take a selfie,
right they've fallen off a cliff or getting hit by

(01:12:28):
a train, stuff like that. Well, we're gonna see where
the US ranks in the deadliest countries to take a
selfie when we get back on the show at Rock
on a five three. So we hear these stories from
time to time, and we'll talk about them, Like somebody
dying when they're trying to take a selfie. They're like, oh,

(01:12:48):
there there is a king kobra right there, let me
take a selfie with it. Oh that didn't go well, why,
I wonder why? Or or you know somebody who's you know,
standing next to a cliff and they really want that
selfie picture and let me take one more step back.
Oh no, I'm dead, you know, all to get the selfie.
It's just ridiculous. Right, Well, I would imagine that that

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happens more often here in the US than other places.
But I have no idea where does our country rank
in the deadliest countries to take a selfie. I feel
like Dubai is going to be up there. Is that right?
A lot of influencers are in Dubai. Go to Dubai.
How are you going to die there?

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
There's a lot of tall buildings, okay, very tall buildings. Okay,
I feel like Dubai storm. Look at this cool sandstorm.
So yeah, I feel like Dubai is up there throwing
it out there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Okay. Well yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
They decided to look at all the selfie related incidents
worldwide and they.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Went for it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
They went back all the way to twenty fourteen when
we started kind of tracking these things, all the way
up until this year, and they were looking at all
reports of selfies that directly led to either a serious
injury or death. Now, the number one way you die
via selfie is falling.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
They say, I'm telling you this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I don't know if this is like a selfie, but
a photo that people take all the time is standing
on that freaking potato chip rock over here. Yeah, that
freaks me out. I'll never go on the potato chip
rock that think it's gonna break one day. Tell every
time people like hang off of it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Is it that high? I've never been up there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
I think it's super high, looks super hid. The photos.
I just never do it there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Have you been up there? No? Remember I tore my
calf when I was headed up there and I the hike. No,
very disappointed you would have done it? Yeah, and you
have never gone there? Born raised, San Diego. It's a
people do it all, I know, but you've never seen

(01:14:59):
it in person.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
No, No, not much of a hiker. That much of
a hiker freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Well, you know, and you don't normally take a selfie there.
You have somebody take a picture of you on it. Yeah, rusty, Okay,
I think you're really I think Sunset Cliffs is actually
a crazier spot to do it, because you know, if
you're taking a selfie wa yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
Like Black Speech the other day, some dude had to
be rescued. I don't know if it was a selfie
or not, but fell fell down on his way to
Black Speech. I don't know what they didn't report on,
if he was naked or not. But so yeah, but
forty six percent of all selfie deaths or serious injuries
come from falling, so almost half of them all have
to do with falling. They say there's a combination of

(01:15:46):
things that leads to places with deadly selfies. First it's
a tourist heavy area. Then it has easy access to
risky environments like cliffs, train tracks, things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Old animals is a big one. So every once in
a while it'll come across my feed of seeing somebody
with like there's a grizzly bear that's like eating and
they're like, oh cool, let's go take a selfie with it.
What it's not gonna attack? You are crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
I know this chick that went up to a wild
deer in the middle of nowhere took a selfie.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
With this deer not quite in the same category as
a bear. So your wife, I think, is okay in
that regard.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
But it was a wild deer that she thought she
knew from years early.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Definitely bizarre. I don't know if it's deadly. Would she
if she saw a cute like bear cub, would she
go up to it? Because you know what they say,
if a bear comes around, mama bear is right there,
and even yo bear, if you yell at yo bear,
is not gonna help you go up to it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
And also the other day she this isn't a bear
or a deer. She went up to a baby possum
and held it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
And took a picture with you. That's just gross. Yeah,
I know, especially when she pregnant. Yeah any minute, those
your face. I don't think it's smart, not smart at all.
But the deer though, she knew. Yeah, the one it

(01:17:17):
wasn't you better watch well.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
Our latest selfie to make the news was actually out
of India. It was a tourist who decided they were
gonna snap a selfie with some elephants in the back.
And I guess the elephants didn't care for that, and
all of a sudden just charged at the back of
the dude, trampled him. And then, in like a crazy,

(01:17:46):
super embarrassing universe moment, as he's being trampled, somehow like
his clothing gets caught on the elephant like feet and
so rips dude's pants off. So now he's bold and pantsless.
They're all to get a stupid selfie like insane. So

(01:18:07):
where are the most dangerous countries to take a selfie?

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
Well, here are your top five.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
And these are the numbers of death slash serious injuries
they've had since they started doing this study. Number five
Australia fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
But everything will kill you in Australia. That literally everything. Yeah,
so that doesn't surprise you. Yeah, here's a selfie with
a great white shirt. I'd be more worried about my
phone getting wet, Okay, I know, I don't. I wouldn't.
I'd be more worried about your phone in but those
never work, right, No, they got good new ones now
they do that. They've upgraded the time. Yeah, I got

(01:18:47):
a good one.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
Number four we have Pakistan with sixteen deaths are serious injuries.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Number three Russia with no.

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
I mean there's a lot going on right now, Russia, Ukraine.
I don't know if anybody want to be over.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
There little war selfie war Yeah, I don't know if
i'd want to be over there selfie with a warhead. Yeah,
Well drone comes out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
You're okay, And.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
Now we take a big jump because number three Russia
had nineteen coming in. Number two is the United States
with forty five.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
That is amped. If Dubai, why are you wired? Would
you be amped? That doesn't even make any.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
That's super weird.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
Yes, they have the big buildings, but they also have
like crazy security in Dubai, Like you think, like you
we're all tom Cruise where we're just scaling the outside.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Why is Ai experts? How would Sky know they have
crazy security in Dubai? How would you know that?

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Because I watched like documentaries on how they times they've.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Built they build their own islands.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
They have built islands just so they can have like
luxury resorts on on them and stuff, and then they
talk about how security there is like so tight, like
you don't break a law in Dubai.

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
Bro, that's crazy, you're asking for it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
So anyway, I like, how dare you say we have
a Dubai expert in here? I know? And why did
she wait the whole segment to bring this up? I
brought it up in the beginning of the.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
Segment well because I thought it was an interesting fact,
But then you kept on it and I'm like, he
doesn't get like not to let you know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
I don't know. You don't get to by bro, I
don't know how to do. You were there every day
every days. We have no idea for security. Fact is
I have zero country now.

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
So anyway, okay, Number two was United States with forty fun.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
Number one Dubai please please God coming in number one,
Come on, wait, forty two percent death's an injury a
total love again US was forty five.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
This country two hundred and seventy one deaths by selfie.
So it's not even close, not even close, like insane,
so nervous. No, And it is the home of the
pantsless elephant attack.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
India one hundred and seventy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
I wonder if it's because they have so many people
they compared to the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Rest, Yes, and the social media culture. They say.

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Train incidents are huge incidents with animals on cliffs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Their security not so good. I've heard. So I.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
Expect to get molested on a train, like expect it
because it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
So how do you anyway? You know that?

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
You could have given me a million guesses. And I
did not think she was going to say that you
get molested on trains.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
That anybody who's been to India about that train ride
or a bus. I honestly don't know anybody that's been
to India. Apparently you do. I don't anyone. No, this
is Sky being an expert on things. He has no clue.
All right, Apparently there are some celebrities out there that
have been attached to video games before. They have put

(01:22:17):
together the strangest celebrity video games ever released that We're
gonna go over come out next on the show at
Rock with a five three. So you will see from
time to time different celebrities names attached to different video games.
I think the most famous being probably Tony Hawk. You know,

(01:22:37):
Tony Hawk had put his name in that I was
like the best thing. Or or it could be Madden.
John Madden obviously being attached to you know that video
game is is so where you don't even think of
John Madden anymore. It's become such a brand, it's Matt Madden,
you know. So yeah, you'll have those kind of you know,
celebrity kind of tie ins to different games. But I
guess there are some out there that really didn't make

(01:22:59):
a lot of sense. Obviously, Madden makes sense because he's
a football coach or a football analyst. Tony Hawk, obviously
it's a skateboarding game, makes sense because he's a skateboarder.
But I guess there are some strange celebrity video games
out there that just don't make a lot of sense.

Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
Yeah, and they decided to let us know what the
top ten of all time are and here they are.
Their number ten strangest celebrity video game of all time
is from nineteen ninety four. We have Michael Jordan Chaos
in the Windy City. This was a Super Nintendo game

(01:23:34):
released in ninety four. And I guess Michael Jordan is
running around Chicago rescuing his fellow teammates from the evil
Matt scientists known as Maximum Cranium.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Oh wow, So you guys save Horse Grant. I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
So you collect some keys and you go to different levels.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Coach, you rescue.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
Your friends with your basketball move.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
So the moves are that's incredible?

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
You want to say incredible?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
I want to play so bad that system, Superintendent. That
makes sense. Wow. I feel like I was gonna be
a more Segond Genesis game though. Yeah, this is Phil
Jackson Mega CRANI.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
I don't know that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Wow. Their number nine strangest celebrity video game goes to
the nineteen eighty two game Journey Escape. Now we are
talking in the band the band Journey two games that
he's in on, Eddie, will you be able to guide
all five members of the group to safety?

Speaker 6 (01:24:39):
You'll have to dodge.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
Groupies, unscrupulous promoters, and other obstacles to get your fifty
grand in concert proceeds for the night.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
The only way you can do it is if you
don't stop believing that. Let's go Wow, love that game?
Who knew that?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
So weird?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
I could play Neil sean Man. Okay, okay, all right,
deep cuts, Okay the guitarist.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
Number eight. Strange, a celebrity.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
Video game from nineteen ninety is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Oh careful, Oh this was an archaic. Sure, you're playing
as Michael and you gotta get out. Everybody come have
a sleepover your house. So kind of weird, you know, weird.
It's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
First, you have to collect candy the No.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
First, you have to beat the Big Boss Jesus juice.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
Yeah, first, no joke. You have to collect captured children
to bring them back with you no joke, yes, yes, from.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
The evil mister Big.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
And then you can do some you know, beat up
bad guys, guys, smooth criminals, sick dancing style. But yes,
you're how you win is rescuing the captured children from
the evil mister Big.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Well, you know, Michael is a he's an expert. Yeah,
so an expert his sidekick in the game. McCoy is it.
That's great, right. I can't believe that Corey Feldman around.
He must be in there somewhere, no doubt about it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Number seven weird celebrity video game goes to Dennis Miller.
That's news to me from nineteen ninety four. They say
there wasn't much of a game of It was just
a collection of clips that you could get in different
orders of his like stand up. They say, yeah, really bad.
Number six goes to Rockpocalypse. Rockpocalypse. Hard for me to say,

(01:26:44):
but this, this is the rock Dwayne Johnson. Yes, they
say that come out. Uh, this one, it didn't give
a date. It just talks about that. Yeah, he was
huge in the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
W w E.

Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
This is probably because he was like the spokesperson for
Xbox a long time ago. Was this an Xbox game?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Again?

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Like, this is the one which is weird.

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
It doesn't say as much as it does about the
other ones, doesn't give a year, doesn't talk about what
console it is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
But there's some.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
Disease has zombie five celebrities and executives in Hollywood and
it's up to him.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
This looks like walking tall era of Oh yeah I
could see that, you know. Yeah, I don't know, so
very odd.

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
Number five weird celebrity game, pen and tellers, smoke and mirrors.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
This has got to be fun. I know Thorn loves
Magic a good magic game.

Speaker 7 (01:27:37):
Yeah yeah, this was for Sega and it was like
a collection of mini games, like where one of them
was weird. They say you'd have to drive in real
time from Tucson to Vegas and you couldn't go more
than forty five miles per hour.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
That's the game, dude, Like, how boring is that? I
don't want to do that. Yeah, yes, I'm making stuff disappear.
I guess the LP would make your time disappear. Seriously, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
Number four goes to Kim Kardashian's Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Now this this sounds fun?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
This okay?

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Hell yeah, not a game like that. No, No, this
was a.

Speaker 7 (01:28:15):
Free to play mobile game that actually came out in
twenty fourteen, and you're your own character, and you bet.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Her face looks completely different between now and twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Her face looks just like the game.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Now, yeah, it's animated. This it was animated.

Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
Yeah, now, even though it was paound and everybody who's
like this thing is horrible. It's still generated about seventy
five million dollars in revenue from called like the upgrades
and things you could buy in the game.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Number three, You didn't know?

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
I mean, I like watching them because they're an S
show on TV, but buy a game like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
No, you're not going to buy clothing upgrades in the game. No,
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
I don't think so. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
A number three weird celebrity video game goes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
To shak Fu.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah, I think I heard of this one.

Speaker 6 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
The mid nineties were the heyday for both shack and
the game Mortal Combat, so they decided let's put them
together and turned out shack Fu.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
It was so good. You could play Charles Barkley in
the game and just stand there and be fat. Can
you move? No? I don't know what. Throw the food
out of it? What do you have to? Who do
you save at the end? Can now? Is not in

(01:29:38):
the game?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Number two stranges.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
The celebrity video game from two thousand and two is
Go Go Beckham Adventure on Soccer Islands.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Oh that sounds fun.

Speaker 7 (01:29:57):
Yeah, they say a clear cash grab, a like cartoony
corny version of David, Like it's supposed to be David,
but it's it's not. I mean, it could be a
little cartoon boy of anything. Yes, he must save Soccer
Island from the Evil.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Is pretty good. Oh yeah it doesn't. It's awful, Yeah
it does. Like, I mean, how did they not? Sue's
exactly me.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
He's holding a soccer ball as he jumps down the difference.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
There's even stars at the top.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
It's crazy. Yeah yeah, so yep.

Speaker 7 (01:30:31):
Another blatant cash grab and coming in as the number
one strangest celebrity video game of all time was Marky
Mark Make My Video.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
This was from nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 7 (01:30:45):
Sea, and basically what you could do is, I guess
you could like record clips of yourself in and then
mix them with clips of Marky Mark and the Funky
Bunch you make your own video. They also tried it
with Inexcess and Chris Cross.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Okay, in Excess is at least a band that had
multiple songs Criss Cross and Marky Mark had won, Like,
what are you gonna do with that? I don't know. Well,
that's wild. I never even heard that. It's pretty impressive.
If you've ever seen the movie Blazing Saddles. The scene
that is most often in reference is, of course, the
farting scene. It gets crazy. People love it though, but

(01:31:24):
is that the greatest movie fart scene ever? Well, we're
gonna see what has been named as the best fart
scenes from the movies coming out next on the show
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So listen. This is gonna be a little juvenile. I
don't care because listen a lot of people find farts funny,

(01:32:12):
all right, And there are some famous scenes in movies
that I mean, I could think of like four off
the top of my head that involve farts. Okay, Well,
my favorite, my personal favorite, thank you for asking. My
personal favorite is from Step Brothers. Bring Up, Come On, Matt. Yeah,

(01:32:35):
when the boys are being in a job interview and
they one of them Le's one rip and seth Rogen
is in it. He's the guy interviewing them, and he
says he can taste it ill. It's it's really funny.
It's really funny, and so that that was my personal favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Like the way it comes out to this is long
and slow.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Okay, wow iron iron the irony irony Yeah wow, No, No.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
I mean I think jokes are funny.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
You do so immateure. But if you ask my dad,
my dad thinks that the Blazing Saddle scene is the
funniest scene in the history of movies. Like, you put
that on that scene onto him now, he's probably seen
it a thousand times. You put it on from him
right now, he'll cry laughing because he thinks it's so funny. Yeah,

(01:33:31):
Like I'm I think it's that generation though it's a
little bit older. Yeah, I've never seen the movie, but
you've never seen Blazing Saddle. But like you're the oldest,
No I am not.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
You are get confused my age. But I have seen
like clips of this are they like eating beans around the.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
It's exactly it, okay, And then what one guy goes
and they all rip them.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
They are okay, and your dad.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Loves There's nothing funnier on the planet, nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
Really, yes, just a group of guys around the campfire farting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yes, Okay, I can't explain it. It's just the way
it is.

Speaker 6 (01:34:10):
It's amazing, okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
Yeah, Well they decided this like movie website, this media
website decided that they were going to put together like
a reel of the ten best fart scenes in movies,
according to them. So you know, please send your email
somewhere else if you if you disagree, But according to them,
these are the ten best fart scenes in movies. Number

(01:34:34):
ten goes to Police Academy, the original Police Academy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
So we got like the the meme guy that.

Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
Everybody hates, the mean like sergeant guy that everybody hates,
is like testifying. And then we got the guy in
the police Academy who can make all the sounds with.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
His lass genius.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
He's incredible. I always thought it was fake, yeah, like
all those things that he's able to do, but I
guess not.

Speaker 7 (01:35:01):
No, yeah, And so every time the villain guy bends
over or goes to ground, something part sound effect brilliant.
Number nine best part scene in movies from two thousand
and six, the movie The Pink Panther. So we got

(01:35:22):
Steve Martin as the Pink Panther. No, No, the remake,
And he is in a music studio talking.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
To Beyonce and he.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
And he wants to know if the sound booth that
you record in is sound proof and she says yes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
It is, and he goes, oh, may I please inspect it?

Speaker 7 (01:35:43):
And he goes in there, not realizing it's miked up
to the rest of the building. And he goes in
there to let one lose and The Pink Panther. Number
eight from the movie Click the scene where Adam Sandler
decides to pause time, jump on the desk of David Hasselhoff,

(01:36:07):
fart directly in his face, jump back down, un freeze time,
and then Hasselhoff is confused again why there's like a
fart in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Basically that sounds so stupid, but I'm laughing, but it's funny,
odd movie, oddly dramatic, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
Number seven best part seen in a movie goes to
Major Pain.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
So wa you loved Major Pain? Major Pain a million times?
That can't be true? True? Really, it's true? What a
movie I don't think I've ever even seen it. Must
be what a movie? Have you ever seen it? Emily?

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
No, that's my second. And you were telling me. You
told me a couple of years ago, you were like
raving about this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
You gotta watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
With your son.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
I am stunned. Emily hasn't seen this movie. No, this
would be right up your alley. You're talking about it
like it's Platoon, Ryan Better.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Okay, Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
I guess they don't like Damon Wayne's and they're all
in like the mess hall together, and I guess, yeah,
I guess the kids tampered with his food and they're
just sicking.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
Yeah, they're just sitting there waiting for something to happen,
and then they realize, oh, nothing's gonna happen. And then
one of the kids walks by him and he lets
out a massive.

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
Heart to the point where the kid just falls over and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Passes out waiting for the kid. You can't wow, So
he knew he knew wowk.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
Number six from the original Naked Gun movie.

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
You remember this one. Yes, there's a big h you know.

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
No, there's a big like courtroom testimony thing going on
and the press is there and everybody he's there, and
Homie leah what I want to say? Then Nielsen is
miked up and then he realizes, oh, I got to
go to the bathroom real quick, not realizing again he's

(01:38:09):
mid hear everything.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
This was a big reminder for me when I went
and did a TV show and they miked me up
and then I had to go and I and I,
you know, I knew I wasn't on the air yet,
but then realizing in the booth they could hear everything.
That was that poor sound guy he heard a lot. Yeah,
I heard a lot. So I was very similar to you,
did you come out swearing your kids? No, because because

(01:38:33):
I can admit it when I do things like that. Okay,
I'm just asking him a question. That's a very random
general question that people ask.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
I don't think it was.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
I don't No, I didn't have I wasn't wearing boots.
I've heard that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
Number five best part scene in a movie from Austin Powers,
the Spy who Shagged Me. We got Fat Bastard is
there as a delivery guy in his little delivery outfit,
and yeah, we have some unfortunate stuff happening there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
So number four from the nutty Professor.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
These are amazing movies, by the way.

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
Yes, they're all sitting around the table and then they
decide to have a fart off at the table with
all the different characters. Number three goes to the man
from two thousand and five. I don't know if you've
seen a Eugene Levy Samuel L.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Jackson, I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
Yeah, And there's a scene it's from two thousand and five,
and there's a scene in the car when Eugene Levy
lets one go and Samuel L. Jackson is not very
happy about it and lets him know his feelings what
he's doing in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
The number two best part scene in a movie goes to.

Speaker 7 (01:39:57):
Step Brothers Like you guys said, interview with Seth Rogen
And then number one they say, by far no competition
from nineteen seventy four, Blazing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Sadurll there it is. Wow, your dad's pumped. He is,
so he's dying, laughing, dying, so happy.

Speaker 7 (01:40:17):
Umm.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
I remember, you know the bathroom scene in Dumb and Dumber.
There wasn't a fart scene in two in Dumb and Dummer.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
It was just just the bathroom. Yeah, okay, because I
was about to get rid of set. Oh can't. You
can't disrespect that? Yeah, but all right, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:40:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
The Padres and Mariners series has been wild, tons of
home runs, no lead is safe. While we had another
one of those yesterday. We're gonna see what happened in
the game. Next to sports dirt, dude, This Padres Mariners

(01:40:55):
series has been insane. I don't know, man. Yeah, they've
been hitting home runs left and right. In their first
game they had hit six out combined. Then yesterday there
is a grand slam an inning where there was two
three run home runs, but it was actually small ball
that won the game. Now, Ramon Loriano, can we can

(01:41:17):
we give Razor Ramone his flowers?

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
This guy? Are they calling him raised?

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
I am? Is he Italian? I guess Loriano? Is that Italian?
Razor was an Italian brob Ramon loren or Cuban? Yeah. Sure,
when he gets up to the plate, if he came
up with Razor Ramon's theme, which is the bad guy,
and he pretended that he had a toothpick and he
threw it after he walked off, would be your favorite

(01:41:45):
play on deck. He'd be a favorite paint, his music hits,
and he takes he takes a toothpick and throws it
on deck and walks to the plate. It would be
the coolest thing of all time. This Razor Ramon. He
is the team MV right, really is. Every every time
there's a big moment since the trade deadline, it's Ramon. Yeah,

(01:42:06):
it's crazy the other day. Yeah, I'm telling you every
big hit, every I mean, every time the guy's up
to bat, he's in like a crazy position that we
lacked for the first half of the season. That like
six seven hole was a nightmare. Now this guy is,
He's incredible. He's making great defensive play. I mean, guy's
been phenomenal. Well, he put the Padres in the lead

(01:42:28):
after he cranked out a grand Slam Slam diego time
in the first inning. That put the Padres ahead five
to enough. So we're cruising. We're up five to nothing,
Dylan Cease look phenomenal. I mean he hadn't even given
up a hit. I mean I was like, this guy,
we got this game. Yeah. Then it became a disaster
in the fifth inning when the Mariners hit two three

(01:42:52):
run home runs in the inning to give Seattle the
six to five lead the lad God, what the hell? Well?
You know again, previously that might have been it, That
might have been it for the Padres. Not anymore, as
the Padres did manufactured some runs in the sixth inning,

(01:43:12):
ready for me, and had a sack bunt to score Loriano.
Again he did fish, it's like the toothpick at the
pitcher was great, and then gave the dumper of Razors. No,
I don't think you gigging him up. I don't think
he can get get him up the dumper. You get
the dumper up. He's still back, have you? I don't know. Yeah,

(01:43:35):
So he gave the Padres lead the bullpen then held
it down to get these seven to six with wow,
thanks to Razor. Yeah, I love it man.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Only little bummer is that the Dodgers won again, so
the Padres are still one back. So it didn't gain
any ground, but you know, still great. It looks like
Adam Thielen is headed home. The Panthers have traded their
longtime Vikings receiver back to Minnesota for a couple of
draft picks, So like Lee, Thielen is going to finish
his career in Minnesota. Did you approve this with your boy, Ko.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
I did I think they gave up a little too
much though, if you asked me a fourth and a
fifth for Adam feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Who's you know? One hundred? Come on, keV? But but
he were it well, first of all, I don't know
that Kevin O'Connell. You should be calling him keV, you know,
I mean, he played decent last year. It's okay. Here's
the deal though, we'll talk about this in the fantasy show.
Where's he Jordan Addison? Now, I mean he's gonna spend
it for only a few weeks. I didn't know we

(01:44:35):
were didn't talk about that.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
I'm gonna hit up Ko, and I'm saying you're feeling feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Bro feeling feeling yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
You guys know I'm a big fan of the Ryder Cup.
I get pumped for the Ryder Cup, Big USA guy. Okay,
And so the Ryder Cup team has officially been named Okay.
Keegan Bradley is the team captain, made his captain's picks
and filled out the team and a little bit of
a surprise, he didn't pick himself. Now, Kegan Bradley, he

(01:45:09):
actually finished eleventh in the Ryder Cup standings and as
a veteran of the team, he's won a couple of
times on the team, So wouldn't it It would have been
crazy because there hasn't been a team captain play since
like Arnold Palmer did it, and so it's it'd be
wild for that time. But he was. I mean, it
wouldn't have been that wild of a pick because he's

(01:45:30):
right there. He could have done it, but he actually
ended up going with Justin Thomas, Colin Marikawa, Ben Griffin,
Cameron Young, Patrick Cantley, and Sam Burns as his selections,
joining these six automatic qualifiers that were already in so
he'll get the you know, Bryson d. Chambeau's and those
guys can't wait to not watch this. You're crazy atmosphere

(01:45:56):
sports the sunne are you out of your mind? I
have no idea what you're talking about. I'm telling you
right now. That's smart golf. When there's nothing going on
in July.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
You put college you put you go put the Ryder
Cup against college football on a Saturday, and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
The real smart that stuff wonder and they wonder, this
is about America. They should do. That they should do
is PGA versus Live that'd be sick. This isn't happy
Gilmore Pal Okay, done. We don't need to do this. Yeah,
that wasn't live. It was the max to okay and
the green was spinning. You want them to do that

(01:46:34):
at the Ryder Cup. You know, I start watching golf again.
Sportster is rot by quality. Chevrolet, You're best friend in
the car business. Uh, there is nothing worse to me
than squatters. It makes my blood work. People well, they
have more rights than the owners, Like, how was what
world do we live? Don't get me started. Well, one

(01:46:56):
owner had enough of some squatters and dealt with him
and now they are in trouble. We're gonna see what
happened with that when we get back on the show
at Rock with a five three. So I was thinking
about this the other day. You know, Sky's got this
rental property in Oregon, and she would be the type
of owner that would have squatters, you know what I mean,

(01:47:19):
Like this would happen to you, Skuy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
Don't you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
You know what I mean? Like you're the type of
person that is this These kind of things happened to
you where you're like, oh, we have these great renters
And then next thing, you know, they ain't leaving. Yeah,
and you're like, well, what are you gonna do about it?
And there's nothing you can do about it. Now. The
good thing for you is that it is Oregon and
not California. California it would be I mean, they'd live
there forever.

Speaker 7 (01:47:40):
Yeah, But I don't know if Oregon is too off
because also more liberal like protection for renters. I actually
got the scare of a lifetime recently.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Here we go, life scare of a lifetime.

Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
Yea, so true. When my uh so, this rental house.
It's our first time ever using a property management company
because it's our first time ever having a rental house.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
That's not in the city we live in.

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
And they reached out the other day and they're like,
we don't want to freak you out, but we do
want to keep you in the loop and let you
know that we may have a squatter situation.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Already. Yeah a month, yes, yes.

Speaker 7 (01:48:32):
So it turns out that they went there at the
very beginning of August to do the like turnover, clean
out check list for new renters.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
And they went and they.

Speaker 7 (01:48:44):
Got there and they they people had the front shade
up and they look in there and all the people's
stuff is still there. They're like to the point where
there was like steaming cups of coffee on the counter,
and so they let us know, like the people are
still there, they haven't left, They've stayed beyond their lease
where on top of it, this is gonna get crazy

(01:49:06):
because of Oregon laws and all this and that, and
like my heart's racing. I've heard all the horror stories
in the news of squatters and I'm like freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 7 (01:49:21):
I realized, wait, wait, the tenants rented the place for
July and August.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
It's the beginning of August.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Turns out, you guys, I don't think I have the
best property management company down there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:35):
O lot.

Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
They went on August to turn over a house that
was still being rented. The Yeah, so they're bad and
they apologized, but seriously, their first call freaked me out
because they're like, we don't want to alarm you, but
we have squatters. And I'm like, oh my god, but
it's it's a nightmare. It's it's like one of my.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
I always think I just that the worst kind of person.
I don't unders and the laws, but like in my eyes,
I don't know what you would do. But I know
you find people that you know and you hire them
to take.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Care of for are you winking so much?

Speaker 5 (01:50:11):
I don't know people in my life that I know
that would take care of this. God, that's what That's
how you get swatters out and that's the end of that.

Speaker 7 (01:50:17):
I I want to know what he means, but I
don't want to know what he means.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
What they're doing. But it's not in their state, it's
not get away. Wait, I don't know. They have crazy rights,
which I understand if you don't make your rent one
month and you give like a grace period, but like
they could keep living there. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:50:39):
I think the big thing I've heard that I've heard
over and over is the fact that it's a civil issue,
not a criminal issue. So basically, if you call out
the police, they'll say you have to file a lawsuit
against these people, wait for your court date, go to court.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
See how is that not a criminal act?

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Yeah, but you're not straight trespassing, right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
I don't understand how people get away with the making
the fake lease and pretending that that's your release.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Like if a home is being sold, then you make
a fend. Yeah, that was pretty wild too.

Speaker 7 (01:51:13):
That's even more once you start getting mail at an address,
it documents that you're living there and then it's up
to the court to sort out. So you have to
keep paying your mortgage for months while this person lives there.

Speaker 6 (01:51:27):
Well you wait for Yeah, sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
I don't understand it. Well, I guess one person had enough.
They were the owners, They had some squatters and they
said decided to wink deal with it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:39):
Yeah, total wink.

Speaker 7 (01:51:41):
Now this is in France, but it sounds like they
suffer from the exact same laws that we do and
are having the exact same issues. So this woman is
renting out her home in France and she is five
months in of these people not paying rents.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
What the hell?

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
And she did all this stuff she reached Well, first
she reaches out to them like, okay, let's make some
sort of agreement for you to pay off the debt
and if not, then unfortunately, here are the papers that
say that you can no longer live here.

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
That's when they ignore her. So she then reaches out
to the.

Speaker 7 (01:52:16):
Authorities, who then tell her you got to bring this
to the court, you got to make a court date.

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
I'm sorry, there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
We can do to help you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:24):
So she's five months without rent at this point, she says,
over twenty thousand dollars she's now paid out of pocket
for these people to live in her house. And so
she hears through I don't know how she hears and
finds out that they're actually planning on taking a nice
little vacation. I mean, this couple squatting in her house

(01:52:45):
has clearly saved so much money great that they're going
to go take a nice little holiday. And so she
finds out that, oh, they're leaving the house and they're
going on vacation. So what she does is she gets
somebody to hired somebody help her get into the house,
and then she changes all of the locks, and then

(01:53:06):
she takes all of their belongings and moves them out
of the house. And because she's over twenty grand in
debt now because of them, she decides, I'm going to
sell some of these items to get my money back,
because Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (01:53:21):
Wouldn't have done that, Yeah, I wouldn't have done that.
I'd just be happy they're out, and then I would
have immediately made that my address, like and then I'm
squatting on there because I'm kind of like, you know
what I mean, Like because now I'm saying bills coming,
I'm getting bills coming to my place because I live
here now, right, So then like they can't really get.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Bill double cross. I wouldn't sell that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
I would want to sell sell their stuff, but I
wouldn't because I'd be nervous that, like you know, comes
back on you. I've already I've already hired somebody to
help me.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
With the situation.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
Think again.

Speaker 7 (01:53:52):
Yeah, so she does all that, she's kind of proud,
like got my house backed and get all my money back,
but got so my money back, So we clearly.

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
Are done here.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
You know, you you criminals, move on with your life,
go take advantage of someone else. Well, next thing you know,
she is being sued for unlawful eviction and burglary because
they you know, she didn't evict them the proper way
even though they were squatters and sold their stuff and

(01:54:26):
removed it from quote their home, so burglary. So now
she is facing seven years in prison and one hundred
thousand dollars plus in fines, and like Eddie said, they're.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
Getting ury though I don't know how France works would
and what judge would would would accept this though I
know what the laws are, but there are judges that go,
please give me a break out and throw it out.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Now here's my question. Are those squatters still living at
that property or did it actually get them out? I
don't think so.

Speaker 7 (01:55:01):
I think it got him out because she changed the locks,
new keys, like everything, so they would then have to
break in again. So I think they're still out. You
know last article that was written, but it's now going
through the court system with charges against her, and potentially
she'll be in jail for it for her own years.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
Yes, wow, wow, that's crazy, but that's the way it goes.
So that's what's happening at Skysberg and all right, coming
up tomorrow, it is a throwback Thursday, so of course
we'll play throwback trivia. Plus, we got a little situation
with our girl Emily. We're trying to convince her that
she is not the right person to deal with something

(01:55:41):
with her son. She won't listen, though, We're gonna tie
and convince her. We're gonna see what she wants to
be involved in that makes no sense. All tomorrow

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