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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh so, uh. This came down over the weekend, and
I gotta tell you, I'm stunned that this is a thing.
First of all, I was stunned to really realize that
there have been five Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Too many,
too many. I think I saw the first two and
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then tapped out my son. I think both of my
kids watched all of them. Obviously we're fans of the ride,
and so they walked. They were like marathon them one,
like do they during the summer, So they've seen them all.
But I don't think I saw the last couple.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I remember when that first one came out, being really
excited because that's one of my favorites at Disney. Man, man,
I love pirate stuff. Guy, That's why I love I
love Emily's display Pirate display so much.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's just so weird.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My Halloween display is lovely.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Do you have a treasures?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I don't. I don't. I've really kind of not given
much effort this year. I'm gonna be a honest, it's just.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, what.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
A shocker. I mean, she started out so excited at
October first, October twenty, that's true, So I was really
excited about the movie, and then when I saw it,
I just was like kind of annoyed by it and
whatever with it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And then yeah, I just I didn't think it was
that great.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Love I didn't know Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, I
get it, he was. I hated it. It was his
character annoyed the crap out of me. And I didn't
think it was funny. I just I was very disappointed
in it. And then they made like four more and
I was like, why do they keep making these? They
can't be good. They made a lot of money. Wow,
all made over three hundred million. Maybe I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm in the same boat. You know, no fun intended.
I was not a huge fan of the movies. I
didn't think they were that great. Yeah. I just didn't
think they were that great, and so it wasn't my
favorite thing. But you know, they were huge hits. So
it is what it is. Well, they made the announcement
that they're going to make another one. What what?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, Jerry Bruckheimer was doing an interview where he was
asked about it, and he said, yes, the sixth movie
is still in talks. They had two scripts and one
script has now knocked the other script out. And the
interviewer also asked, because there were rumors back in the day,
will Margot Robbie still be the lead? Would kind of
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go a new direction with her being the lead, And
he says, yes, she's still involved and still attached to
the project.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Is Johnny Depp not in it anymore?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
That's where we're getting mixed reports, where like he would
be in it for a cup of coffee, and then
Margaret Robbie would be the lead. But again, nobody really
knows the details.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't understand. I just don't understand the direction of
these Like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, just a print money, I think?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is so six Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever.
Well it made people think, okay, well maybe that should
have just been a single movie, just the first one,
Pirates of the Caribbean, and be done. I don't know,
well they decided to figure out, okay, well, what franchises
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out there that have had multiple sequels should have stopped
at one?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The first movie was great, and even if the second
movie was maybe mediocre, still you shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Just leave it at that one.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I mean it starts to the ends with Shanghai Noon.
What it doesn't. First of all, it doesn't start an
end Shanghai Nun. I didn't even know that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What they did a Shanghai Knights in London they do.
What a stupid thing is that? Owen Wilson and Jackie Yeah, phenomenal, Shane,
No hold on.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Not phenomena, not phenomena, phenomenomenal movie phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's peak Jackie Chang and Ohen Wilson. You could go
with the other Jackie chan franchise. You say rush Hour.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, rush Hour two is better than Rush Hour one,
and I stand by you also stand by that American
Pie two is better than American one. Another one. They
should have stopped at one another one. They should have
stopped at one. Disagree you are they should have stopped
at one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh they know. Archifact was great the college years.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And then they kept making them that list free and
then the Lady Reunion was good.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, they did the They did the offshoots, which I
don't I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Was a band camp and run or something run those.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't care for those. I never saw those.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But Rush Hour one, American Pie one, they should have stopped.
That's that's my feelings. Rush Hour two is, it's good.
It's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Sorry. Rush Hour three was terrible?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Was Rush Hour two? When they are in Japan?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
They're in Japan and then they come back to l A. Yeah,
it was great. Great, And then they're in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Jeremy Pivot is hysterical in that Vegas really so I
don't even remember him.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I didn't even zero.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Zero thought it was I kind of a nobody at
that point. Sounds probably why I remember?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, okay, Or you're a fan of Home Alone two? Right,
I don't like homone.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I wish would I agree with you?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Was okay? It's just so like the Home Alone movie
in general is ridiculous. Let's be real here.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Movie.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm not saying I'm not saying it's a bad movie,
but there's just so many plot holes. Okay, Home Alone
two is a little ridiculous, but for some reason it's
always on, so I watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But it's just it's just so stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I mean, it's just so stupid. How could it happen again?
How How could it happen again? The worst parents on
the planet? Nobody the first time maybe you get a pass.
Not really, because there's some you should probably take a
head count. But well, was the neighbors, I know, but
I mean, give me a break.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You don't know the difference between your kid, you don't
know your cousin. But but the fact that it happened again, Okay,
come on.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And there was no way they can get over there,
and the cops just knock on the door once and
then leave like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like the whole thing is so stupid. I like the
breaking down the original, yeah, because we all love it.
The second one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know, you don't think that he could trick the
people that work at the hotel with that hot video.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Just by pressing fast forward and reversed.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, the lady with the pigeons, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh yeah, well he doesn't trust a pigeon lady in
Central Park in nineties New York. It wasn't dangerous at
that time at all. Child pigeon not great, But she
attacks the wet paints with pigeons and they couldn't shoot
her because the gun had paint on it. But and
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like I heard, the wet bandits back. Yeah, you couldn't come.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Up with a new villain they broke out, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And then they were gonna rob and then they were
Robin fo Schwartz. Come on, where you been? This is
I don't they happened to be in New York.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
And huge city, so many concidents.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, but with this Pirates movie, they did put out
a poll to ask people what movie should have stopped and.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Don't anyone dare say Fast and Furious, don't Hue Dare.
No Tokyo Drift was that was legit?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What is the franchise at four? And it's been great
until recently they finally jumped you like like five through nine.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, well they went to space and that was.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm sorry. Yeah, Tyree and Ludacris drove a Corolla to space.
I don't think I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So once that happened to jumped the Shark in the
last one, Jason Mowall was just one of the worst
movies you'll ever see. That bad.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
They have ended the franchise. That's not good.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Okay, all right, well just missing the top ten, but
some honorable mentions of movies that should have not made
sequels and just stopped at the first one. Of course,
we have Pirates of the Caribbean. We also have die
Hard being mentioned.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I like die Hard.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Three, Okay, I was gonna say something about two, but
here is great and Samuel Jackson was that vengeance there
in New York.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
The ending was a massive left down. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The ending of Diehard three with Simon was a massive leftdown.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is that the one where they jumped the car into
the helicopter or is that fo that's four? That's four
with just die harder four sneaky good?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It was, it was good. I liked it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Now die Hard five, whereas in Russia one of the
worst movies I've ever seen, one of the worst, because
I've ever seen and I was so excited for it,
because die Hard four wasn't bad.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
And the final, final, honorable mention of a movie that
should not have had any sequels and stopped after the
first one.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh that's agreed. Is good?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Was really good? Oh yeah, and you too, because the
way one ended, Yeah it was great. Three is bad
awful again?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, okay, but the top ten number ten Jurassic Park, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Hundred three. Oh yeah, who knew that was gonna happen?
That was so bad mind it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
We wouldn't have got the Jurassic World movies, which Emily loves.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I love them, and your wife, Yeah, my wife loves
all of them. What was the most recent one with
Scarlattjo Hansen?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh it was awful then that one guy rehearschel Ali
is running around with the bray on his head and
he swimming in the brain.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Liked it.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
It was good, but it was just some silly parts.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
If he's swimming and the beat doesn't come off, what
it's like a video game with the bad guys.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I still love it them.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Okay. Number nine goes to Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Cop Okay, let me think three bad? Remember three three
was one of our worst movies ever seen. Two I
thought was two wasn't terrible.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It wasn't great, but it was and it wasn't as
good as the first one, So I guess it could
have stopped him.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
They do another forty eight hours too.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Uh they did forty eight hours and then another forty
eight Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Number eight goes to Ghostbusters. Yeah two wasn't any great,
that's the reaction. Yeah, yeah, they could have stopped the
female Ghostbusters.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, and then the Kid Ghostbusters.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
No, those were bad. Yeah, yeah, okay, I agree, I agree.
I'm just gonna work it out of my head.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Number seven movie. They say they should have stopped after
the first one. American Pie.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
There it is. Listen, the people have spoken.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Number is a classic, is not a class.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
There's not a class. Just as good as you missed.
Some of the cast I didn't get. You know, Tara
Reid's too cool for that movie at that time. Chris
Kleine didn't want to do it. I don't know why.
But American No, come on, man, that's ridiculous. Wow, people
have spoken. Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Number six goes to the Matrix.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh yeah, without a doubt. But then you have to
do three. You had to make the sequels, but they
were awful.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, and the first one was so good. I know
that you like tarnish.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I remember, like, I love the Matrix obviously, and then
seeing two and three, I'm like, what happened? Three was
god awful. I couldn't even sit through it.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Oh wild, Number five, motions eleven, Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't know why they thirteen, fourteen another? How many
times could they rob? How have they not been caught yet?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Seriously, the hell.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Number four goes to meet the parents.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Meet the Parents two is good, it just gets so silly. Yeah,
when he's in his RV and he's like talking to
the military, it's like it's a little brush.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And then the third one I kind of agree, I
love them?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Meet the parents? Meet the parents too, and then meet
the fockers Hackers?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Is two?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay? Then what's three?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Three? Let's see?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't remember?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
And aren't they making another one?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I think so they are? Oh? The third one is little,
don't I don't even remember that.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I don't think I've seen that one.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The second one was good to an extent, and then
it got so silly.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
And what's your name?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Bar? Yeah? Wow, great solid casting.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Number three goes to taken.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Now, wait a minute, taken too?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
How many times are they gonna get taken? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
How many people can you sex? Traffic?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Taken three?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But this led off to a whole bunch of Liam
Neeson action movies. Just a badass.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's just a badass, So you're okay with it?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Didn't you like him being like a snow plow driver
or something? Was ice trucker? Ice? Ice trucker?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It was phenomenal. Actually, good snow plow drivers a snowplowd
got phenomenal. It wasn't bad. Ice Road, I think. Give me,
I'm pretty sure it was Ice Rock.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Was the Ice Road. Yeah, I mean, what did I
say that was different? I mean, really, they have a
sequel called Ice Road Vengeance. There we go, There we
go in your weekend set.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
He's gonna save a my miners from a collapsing mind.
Oh yeah, how does it happen again?
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Number two movie that probably shouldn't have made any sequels, Psycho.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Dude, Yeah, Psycho remains awful.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Awful. Well, I mean, I mean, what are we.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Doing, come on and coming in as the number one
movie that should have just stopped after the first one.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
We have Jaws.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh well, listen, Jaws two wasn't horrible.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
How does the shark come back? It's a different shark,
It's a different shark. It's ocean sotion, bro. Jaws two
really wasn't that bad, but it was. You know, it
is a ridiculous thing that it happens to the same people.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You know. Then three was three D, which was crazy.
Johs three D was crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Is that the one where the in the tunnel underwater.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh yes, brutal, stupid stuts forward the revenge look out.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
This time it's personal. I'd like to point out that
rush Hour didn't make the list. Oh, you're right, kind
of stunned.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Because the second one is great.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Three three is bad, bad, Okay,