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Speaker 1 (00:00):
God, a little bit of a good news bad news
situation for you guys. The good news is we have
found out that one of the biggest things that happens
on our show every single year now is, of course,
People Magazine dropping their Sexiest Man Alive cover. If you're
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a new listener, you may be even saying, why is
that a big deal? Because Thor, for some reason, out
of all human beings, takes that more seriously than anybody
I know. Yes, he puts a lot into the sexiest
Man Alive. He thinks that it should be a certain
criteria to be the sexiest man alive. And he's been
very upset about it over the past I don't know,
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five six years, maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I mean, it's ridiculous. They don't take it seriously. Remember
when they made Nick Dreamy. Yeah, like, the guy hasn't
been relevant in ten years, Patrick Tampson when they did.
I liked Krasinski, but I wasn't as mad about Is
this all started when Blake Shelton, I mean, can we
get can we get can we get this idiot to
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be hey?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I mean, come on, Blake Shelton.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Take a breath. He takes it very seriously. He does
so much so that he has created the past three
or four years his own what do you call it?
Hunkiest yummiest Dudes.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's the best Looking Guys in Hollywood List.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's the best looking Guys in Hollywood list, and it's
according to Thor. And it's because it's like a rebuttal
for the Sexiest Man Alive. Well, good news is they
are dropping the Sexiest Man Alive cover on Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Wow, it's happening on Monday. Best, it's a big deal.
They normally do deal.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I don't know how they're going to do it this year,
but the past they normally do it on like a
late night show where they have the Sexiest Man Alive
with the cover, you know, sitting there with like Jimmy
Fallon or yeah whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So, uh, usually it's the day after did we get
this list? Well, I'll be honest with you. The bad
news is, I don't know that Thor is gonna be here.
Is literally seconds away from being born.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't know about seconds. I mean, she's not in labor.
You don't even have you don't know your to go back.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
She's not even labor.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If he's born this weekend, this weekend I will leave
the hospital if coming you want to show you am No,
you want to do the list. That is a fact you.
That is not my wife? Will my wife wanders release you.
I'll bring anymore with me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't think you can do that. Actually, So if
thora is not here next week, what do we do?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Stop stretching?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
The man that is known for his top tens is
tagging in, so it will be Eddie?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
What is it? The youngest the best guys who lips
in Hollywood? Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's not just looks. Oh no, I understand the criteria.
It's about status too. It's about how good of a
year you've had? Got a good year right now? Chris Hamsworth,
he may not make the.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
List, There's no, it's not Helmsworth.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What has he done this year? I don't know. He's
a great looking god, so he's it's hard to take
him out. Yeah, the guy's a god, thank you? But
what was Glenn Pelm?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
First of all, he's done shat Powers and it's a flop.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Watched.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's been watched by yeah, exactly. He's also got The
Running Man coming out looks phenomenal. I mean we don't
know yet though, looks phenomenal. Glenn's making the list. I'll
tell you right now, making He'll make making, He'll make
your list.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He'll make your list, hopefully your ear, because if you're not,
is GP gonna make the list.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm gonna call the f CC complain about it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm gonna gonna lose our broadcast list.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Don't like Eddie's opinion on hot men in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Not hot men, it's best looking guys in Hollywood. Maybe
people are wondering, why don't the ladies take over the list?
No way, man, no way man. They don't know what
these t know about hot guys. I mean I think
we would know more.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, they don't know cut passionate. Last year, Tom Cruise
didn't make the list. That was his stunner. Honestly, this
year he had a big success with Mission Last Mission Impossible.
I loved it Dating and Amus. They got to broke up,
but they still they were dating it. He stopped by
the cast of n C. I say, what the hell
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are you talking about? I saw that they love the
criteriams Well, Ve Franco finally make year. He's always he
was in a movie. He's always honorable man. Another one
coming out making break.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Listen, the bottom line is you might not be here.
So as a precautionary tale, here we're gonna we're gonna
go over something that is a precursor to the Sexiest Man.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Even more than the babes. Better not come. Okay, now
you know you want to don't get cozy, get is?
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So Barport what People? It is your biggest thing you
do all year People magazine. It's now more than just
the Sexiest Man Alive cover. They do this thing called
the Reader's Choice for different categories.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
They're jousph my list. I don't know that they know.
I don't know that that's the case. They know my
list is the Realist.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They know that as of last year, Glen Powe is
the running champion, and they try to do this now
to combat me.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh boy, I mean what cute?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But everybody, Yeah, the Realist comes from four about best
looking guys or not.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
They let us know the results of the reader's poll.
And basically the way the reader's poll worked is they
would give a category, give a couple nominees, and then
you would vote based on the nominee.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Spoiler alert, I am aware of two of them, because
they were revealed on Dancing with the Stars this week.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Stop it, it's very fair. I have two. I have
two that I know for sure. What a better place
to reveal?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Well, I'm assuming the two that Eddie is referring to
is the category Sexiest forty year old, which was won
by Derek Huff.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Surpris or I didn't even know Derek was forty Yeah,
really had no idea. It looks so good. I'm not
a big enough celebrity for that.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Excuse me, thank you for saying Derek. I mean bro,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Judge. Did you think Bruno should have got it? The
Len deserves it more. That's a low blow. I definitely
hope you're not here. That's not funny. I'm assuming the
imported he's.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Talking about is the category of sexiest tattoos.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Which was who was nominated. It's not it's reader's choice. Well,
so they didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Sorry, okay, you guys, So these aren't going to be
the biggest names out there, because that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Whoever is going to agree to do the photo shoot
sexiest Tattoos? Derek was available.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Sexiest Tattoos. We have Joan Cook, we have Taylor James
Williams and Joe Jonas, but the winner was Dylan e.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Fron Zach's brother.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He's an influencer and on Dancing with the Stars. And
by the way, he only has like this arm tattoos,
like from the forum down and I was like, sexiest
tattoos was kind of maybe a couple of I was like, okay,
but but but the guy's killing it right now.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
This is so people, This is so people.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, these categories are really random. We have sexiest green
Flag character fictional character. Mean, so for like women, you
see this fictional character, it's all green flags.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Instead of a red flag. These are green flags. And
the winner why people magazines suck?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Can you just because it was a character talking about
yourself in the third person?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Now?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Okay, the winner of the best Green Flag Character goes
to Conrad from the Summer I turned pretty green flag.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
That guy's full of red flags. You can't commit what
I don't know. I have no idea what you're even
talking about, don't I don't watch it. Teen drama show.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Really creepy finding out who won Sexiest New heart Throb
because his name is Mason Thames and he turned eighteen
years old in July.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So it makes me feel weird. He's a new heart throw.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I guess she's a guy from How to Train Your Dragon.
Oh use Hiccup and the Black Phone Movies. Yes, how cool.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
He may make my list.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
He's a dime a dozen Hiccup, go back to beat
an Abercrombie and Fitch model.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Hey, listen, he may make my list. Yeah that was
a big hit. Oh wow, this guy may make it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I won't list at the host if she goes into
the labor man, if she goes into labor on Tuesday,
I will come here first and then go to.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
The hospital to do my list.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh come on, what do I always say about baseball
players players? I always say I got job to do?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
This list? Is that important? It's the It's Your World series?
Thank you? I wait all this? Weirdly enough, he does.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He's not like I went in the studio earlier for
the break and I told Emily somebody that I thought,
what could be on my list?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Thames? No, I can confirm he's got a shot.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I feel like if you put him on though, Like
I feel like that's what makes me uncomfortable, like an
eighteen year old boy.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Hold on, yeah, like barely. That's just great.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah, it's weird, that's weird and uh, like we had said,
these are weird categories. But for this is pretty epic
because winning sexiest Cat Dad, he's a dad to Max
and Otis.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We have Dave Franco.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh wow, they finally did it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And that's what that's what he finally wins. That they
get him can't come up. I mean that's huge cat.
That may get him in that they get him in the.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Top ten stock he may have got from honorable mention
to tenth.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, yep, well you'll have to tune in next week.
Monday we get to find out whose the Sexiest Man
Live is Tuesday, is it Thorsless or is it um?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Going to go over? My list was real quick. No
I'm not. I'm good.