September 10, 2025 • 16 mins
Thor has mentioned that him and his wife are raising chickens and have a bunch of eggs and would bring some in for everyone. What we didn't expect was for Sky to sneak in there and get any without us knowing...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh man, I already know. I mean, this is going
to be a disaster.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I didn't know anything.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is all your fault.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god, No.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Whose fault is it?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I you know that, you know we can't do this.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I didn't know this is how it was going to
turn out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
How many a bold face lone, how many times I
know she's always the one involved, and she.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Always says, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This was not my plan on this was not my intention.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's not a plan. But here we are looking at that.
That's not the plan.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
You don't even know how this played out. Okay, you guys,
calmed down.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We have an inability to share on this show. It
always backfires if somebody has something and they bring it
in and we try to share, somebody slided. Of course,
remember the Great Cookie Debacle where Emily was not given
a piece of cookie it Sky brought in a big
(00:56):
cookie and only gave it to me in Thorn and
I said what about Emily? And she and basically Sky said.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
F Emily, Eddie, what do I have for my birthday cookie?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah? That's where that whole thing started. And this is
this has gone on and on and on, and of
course remember the paddle board and I don't want to
get into that those years ago and got really ugly
real quick. So many different things.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Talk about tacos.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm telling you, man, it's it's always sky. It's always sky.
She is the catalyst of all this. Sky will bring
in like lemons or something. And and then that causes
a fight. Remember she would always just go directly into
the kitchenette and we're like, dude, you're not giving off
of your friends anything, and it causes a fight.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
And it's stuff like she knows we like all would
actually really want you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
She didn't care.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, so friends, I thought, you have my back. I
don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, so I don't know. It's always a problem. Well
four has chickens once again, which I still can't believe.
Like we went through the whole chicken chickens forever. That's
just the Haley thing.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's a Haley thing. Okay, I got to have chickens,
and now of course I'm involved in this. I have
to let them out, and I have to.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Let them out.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We have we have a big use yard. We have
a bigger yard. Yeah, so she has this, we have
this big.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Chicken coop, but they need to roam because it's not
And I said, raise chickens, I said why, and she goes,
would you like to be cooped up all day? Good point, Haley,
And isn't it called a chicken coop? So I said, sure, Haley,
you're right, So you're not arguing. I'll come home from
work today and they'll be out just walking around.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Really do that every day?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
She does it, but every once in a while she'll
be like, oh, shoot, I forgot to let him out
because you do that for me.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Chickens back, Do they respond when you call?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Usually, honestly, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
When the when and the sun starts to go down,
they head more towards their coop then, yeah, so then
you kind of walk towards them and make yourself look big.
You kind of heard them in the one is usually
the leaders. So if they go in the other sometimes
they're annoying though, and they won't and it gets really
and you need somebody to stand on one side and
you stand on the other and you corral them.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You guys are cattle dogs. Yeah, I'd love to see this.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
So and then what's frustrating is my dogs like to
eat chicken poop, which Haley swears is good for them.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
What is that true. There's no way.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
As soon as they go outside, they're on the hunt
for chicken poop, and.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Then they come in and want to lick you.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, that's another story.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. So last time you have chickens, you moved from hum.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And gave them to me because we couldn't have any room.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And well, and I have and my property a giant
chicken coop, and it, uh, you know, worked out for
a little while. But then where I live, a lot
of coyotes, a lot of issues cat who knows, and
so they didn't last too long. But it was great.
You know what was great about having the chickenkins was
I made my kids take care of him, so I
didn't really have to do anything. And the egg production
(04:05):
was phenomenal. Oh yeah, and and this was right around
the time we started having those eggs surge prices and
all that stuff, and so I was living large, man,
you know, I'll get all these eggs. It was great
and so I really enjoyed that part of it. But then,
you know, things didn't work out so well. Chickens pretty
much died. A couple of them that were left. We
(04:27):
actually donated them to a lady who had a farm
and she wanted them. So now I'm sure they're they're
having a great life. I'm sure, I'm sure. And of
course the little Jerry, the the rooster, you know, he's
still doing his thing so great. So then Thor and
(04:48):
his wife move into this new place and they built
themselves a chicken coop and well, yeah, I mean I
think it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Was she bought one and then added on to it
really like yeah, and I refuse to help.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
I told her that I don't want to any part
of Wow. Yeah, because I didn't want the chickens.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I didn't care.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You didn't want to them, you didn't like the eggs
back in the day. It wasn't enough for you.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I just because I don't want to step bigger pain
in the ass cleaning the coop.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Who do you think when my baby's born in a
month or two, who do you think is gonna have
to do all this?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
She's not going to do all.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And they kind of smelly, kind of smell, yeah, I
mean it's that's animal. Yeah. So whatever. Uh So you've
had these chickens now for a while, and you've been
talking about that they've been producing eggs.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
A lot of eggs, pretty good lot of eggs.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Which we've been saying, well, dude, if you got so
many eggs, we'll take them. And your response was, we'll
bring in a cart and I'll hook you up with
the eggs. Well behind our backs, emily, behind our back
in the oddest way ever. Yes, was it last week
or two weeks ago?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I keep for this. You want me to say what?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, Well, two weeks ago there was a bag in
here left and Thorn and I we were doing warn
in the studio. We were going to and I came
something I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Know of this, and then Eddie and I came back
in the studio to do stuff. It was on a Friday,
and there was just a diaper bag with a cart
and eggs next to it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It was like a Vaughan's bag with a box of
diapers in it and an empty cartons egg carton had Eddie.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I didn't know whose it was. Eddie is who left
us here? And I have I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Yeah, there's no his diapers, there's no there's no note
or anything or like text from anybody or anything.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So I kind of put two and two together. And
this was right after the baby shower, and there was
talk about how Sky bought girl diapers for the thing
on accident and that there was another diapers that on
the way or something, and I go.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Like, honest diapers too.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah, and so I go, this has to be from
Scott so you said that, and I was like, yeah,
that makes sense. But then I'm like, but why the
full had cards.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And why didn't she give them to you while we
were here? While we were here during the show, it
was but whatever or why not? Text me? Left just
something in the studio, so I know it's from her.
But and I also figured because of the carton, I
know what's going on, wants.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Want some eggs.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
So yes, I bought the Honest diapers for the baby shower.
Didn't realize until they actually arrived that it was a
girl pattern and I was like, oh, Thor is gonna
lose it. So I'm like, let me just go to
the store and buy boy ones. But then I mentioned
it to Haley. She's like, of course we're gonna we'll
take the girl diapers, like we don't care diapers or diapers,
And I'm like, awesome, I'll bring them to work and
(07:55):
give them the thorn. I care, and so that was
my plan. And they're in a box and I put
it by the door to remember to bring it to
work for thor And that's when my husband's like, you're
just gonna carry a box, and he goes, you want
me to put that in a bag for you? And
I go to it's fine, and send a box. He goes, no,
you need a bag with handles. In the morning, you're
(08:15):
gonna be walking with your purse and your water bottle.
And what he's us, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's the difference.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And if I saw my wife do something like that,
I wouldn't say a peep. Yeah, you're a big girl,
figure it out. Yeah yeah, and her headphone carry her headphones,
so she's got her purse. So, by the way, those
diapers could fit in that giant person.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That's true. So I don't care.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I don't need a bag, but he clearly cares. So
I go, sure, babe, thinks a bag would be great. Okay,
just you know, to end the conversation. And then at
the exact same time, because this was over a weekend,
I had just finished making breakfast and I'm cleaning up
the kitchen. And as I'm cleaning up the kitchen, I
am taking an empty egg carton and I am bringing
(09:05):
it to the recycle bin.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And that is when my husband goes, whoa, whoa, what
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And I'm like, I'm gonna recycle the empty egg carton.
And he's like, Thor needs that. And I go, what
do you mean Thorn needs that? And if you haven't heard,
my husband's I know it all. He knows everything about everything,
with zero information about anything. So he goes, Thor needs that,
and I go, what do you mean? And he goes,
if you know anyone with chickens, they always need empty
(09:35):
egg cartons. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Everybody does. Does Thorn need well, he has a friend.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Who has chicken. Okay, but like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
And I think the friend maybe five years ago, said oh, yeah,
we're always looking for an egg carton. I don't know, dude,
And so he swears and I go, no, Thor hadn't
mentioned he needs egg cartons.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He goes, no, not to Thor. He'll be happy put
it with the die. I'll put it in the bag
with the diapers.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
No all Thorn knows is that the diapers are coming.
So my plan is I'm going to give this to
Thor and I'm gonna explain to him. The boo believes
you require this empty egg carton. But I come in
here and then I realize, oh yeah, I think Thor
and Eddie are in a meeting right now. It was
like a Friday. I'm not waiting around. I go Thor
(10:25):
will put two and two together. It's a box of
honest female dips. I mean we literally just talked about
how I was going to bring him for you. So
but the egg carton is weird. So I put it
there and then Thor follows up with me on Monday,
got the diapers.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Thank you tell me this whole story.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Saw the egg carton, I'll bring you some eggs soon
and I said no, I said no, actually.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, no, no, no, you don't have to. That wasn't
my intent.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, the Booze thinks you require this, and so that
was actually four you. And then he explains to me
he doesn't require this.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
So two things.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
One, I hate to say it, but Haley was pumped
on the egg cart She's like, we do need egg carton.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
So Boo from the top rope.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't want him to hear that.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
So I get these eggs and at first there's like
six eggs, and I say, hey, I can't bring in
six eggs because I don't want to just give one
person the eggs because we've been asking, because everyone's been asked.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
And then and then and then my wife says, well,
I can't say that.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
My wife says, well, Skybrough gave us the fruit, and
Eddie gives us fruit.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What oh called out one person is known as the mooch.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Excuse me. She's like, remember that one time, Remember that
one I asked for her to bring you soup.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And she told me, no, oh, no, Emily, for you,
for you, for you, So that it's like, we'll cook
you stuff in the studio once the while.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You don't have to food.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So when have you done that? A couple of you
didn't want to know all those times that make you breakfast.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
To help with the shower. That is true.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I feel like I'm nice.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
So she was more concerned about getting fruit from Eddie.
She goes, what, it's citrus season. I want more fruit done.
So we got to make sure. And then she said
she and then she said, we'll get more eggs. We'll
give it to Emily when we get the second batch.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But the nice fart system going.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
But I kept forgetting to bring the eggs.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It hasn't brought fruit in two years.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Okay, got to you.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I keep forgetting to bring the eggs.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
So we got to the point where we had twelve eggs, like, oh,
this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Everyone gets eggs and then they'll skin off my back
and then.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Doing because you did bring in the eggs this morning,
and Scott in in Sky's carton. Yes, and Scott they're
sitting over there by one person. They're over there by
Scott here. And if we were to split them, how
would we do this?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Like, how would I carry eggs?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Twelve gets divided by three?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
How are we going to carry them?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You put them in your pocket.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I don't have any other cartons. Yeah, I'm low. We
need we need the boot.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You always need them, always need them.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Right.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I brought them in and I what I said to Eddie,
and I go, oh, yeah, I got eggs for everybody.
But then when Sky came in, she kind of acted
like these are hers.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I was like whoa. Yeah, specifically said.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
To me, I will bring you eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And I said, no, you don't need to, and you said, yes,
I'm going to bring you eggs.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I assume said you okay, So then you don't
want them.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
You don't want, you don't want.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I mean now that Karen, he was generous enough to
do that, and Haley, that's so kind.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Remember, no, no, no, no, well I don't want them here.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm not going to waste it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I mean, you know, you're definitely not wasting a month.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'll take you.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, I could you take them. I'm giving them to you.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I won't take them to use a dozen eggs to remember,
we've heard before they buy like a half.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Half a month.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, six one egg over the weekend. I'm doing breakfast
for dinner at night, brow pancakes.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And you're not taking them eggs. You said you didn't
want them.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I told he didn't have to bring them to me.
But once somebody gives you a gift, then it's yours.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's not a gift.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
He gave it to me.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I'm also surprised, honestly, I am, that Emily doesn't have
an empty carton of eggs in her studio that I
really thought for sure. That's a good point I left
this morning. I was like, oh, she probably has an
extra cardon.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
You know that I could fashion something up there to
carry eggs.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Each.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah that was scary.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, so I don't I don't know how we're.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Gonna said, although Ailey says Emily doesn't get into six six,
I don't know how I'm going to carry six.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I could actually just cut the.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Cart and the half eddie and like tape the side,
take the middle part.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
This is literally eat a couple of eggs a day,
not not.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Literally your your cholesterol must be courageous. Okay, it's true.
While you're out, so started on a tree or something,
because yea, you gotta you gotta contribute something.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
The main contributor. But then Sky came with these delicious
cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, the big old lemons. That was impressive.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It was they were a little sour.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Lemon house.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I don't have. I didn't have any fruit trees. I'm sorry,
I'm a city girl. Okay, give me a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, strawberry bush.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Hey, move all right, No, no eggs, we're throwing Jamie
in the mix. No knocket out, get out of here,
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Nothing
Oh man, I already know. I mean, this is going
to be a disaster.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I didn't know anything.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is all your fault.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god, No.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Whose fault is it?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I you know that, you know we can't do this.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I didn't know this is how it was going to
turn out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
How many a bold face lone, how many times I
know she's always the one involved, and she.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Always says, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This was not my plan on this was not my intention.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's not a plan. But here we are looking at that.
That's not the plan.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
You don't even know how this played out. Okay, you guys,
calmed down.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We have an inability to share on this show. It
always backfires if somebody has something and they bring it
in and we try to share, somebody slided. Of course,
remember the Great Cookie Debacle where Emily was not given
a piece of cookie it Sky brought in a big
(00:56):
cookie and only gave it to me in Thorn and
I said what about Emily? And she and basically Sky said.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
F Emily, Eddie, what do I have for my birthday cookie?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah? That's where that whole thing started. And this is
this has gone on and on and on, and of
course remember the paddle board and I don't want to
get into that those years ago and got really ugly
real quick. So many different things.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Talk about tacos.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm telling you, man, it's it's always sky. It's always sky.
She is the catalyst of all this. Sky will bring
in like lemons or something. And and then that causes
a fight. Remember she would always just go directly into
the kitchenette and we're like, dude, you're not giving off
of your friends anything, and it causes a fight.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
And it's stuff like she knows we like all would
actually really want you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
She didn't care.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, so friends, I thought, you have my back. I
don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, so I don't know. It's always a problem. Well
four has chickens once again, which I still can't believe.
Like we went through the whole chicken chickens forever. That's
just the Haley thing.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's a Haley thing. Okay, I got to have chickens,
and now of course I'm involved in this. I have
to let them out, and I have to.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Let them out.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We have we have a big use yard. We have
a bigger yard. Yeah, so she has this, we have
this big.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Chicken coop, but they need to roam because it's not
And I said, raise chickens, I said why, and she goes,
would you like to be cooped up all day? Good point, Haley,
And isn't it called a chicken coop? So I said, sure, Haley,
you're right, So you're not arguing. I'll come home from
work today and they'll be out just walking around.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Really do that every day?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
She does it, but every once in a while she'll
be like, oh, shoot, I forgot to let him out
because you do that for me.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Chickens back, Do they respond when you call?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Usually, honestly, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
When the when and the sun starts to go down,
they head more towards their coop then, yeah, so then
you kind of walk towards them and make yourself look big.
You kind of heard them in the one is usually
the leaders. So if they go in the other sometimes
they're annoying though, and they won't and it gets really
and you need somebody to stand on one side and
you stand on the other and you corral them.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You guys are cattle dogs. Yeah, I'd love to see this.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
So and then what's frustrating is my dogs like to
eat chicken poop, which Haley swears is good for them.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
What is that true. There's no way.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
As soon as they go outside, they're on the hunt
for chicken poop, and.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Then they come in and want to lick you.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, that's another story.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. So last time you have chickens, you moved from hum.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And gave them to me because we couldn't have any room.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And well, and I have and my property a giant
chicken coop, and it, uh, you know, worked out for
a little while. But then where I live, a lot
of coyotes, a lot of issues cat who knows, and
so they didn't last too long. But it was great.
You know what was great about having the chickenkins was
I made my kids take care of him, so I
didn't really have to do anything. And the egg production
(04:05):
was phenomenal. Oh yeah, and and this was right around
the time we started having those eggs surge prices and
all that stuff, and so I was living large, man,
you know, I'll get all these eggs. It was great
and so I really enjoyed that part of it. But then,
you know, things didn't work out so well. Chickens pretty
much died. A couple of them that were left. We
(04:27):
actually donated them to a lady who had a farm
and she wanted them. So now I'm sure they're they're
having a great life. I'm sure, I'm sure. And of
course the little Jerry, the the rooster, you know, he's
still doing his thing so great. So then Thor and
(04:48):
his wife move into this new place and they built
themselves a chicken coop and well, yeah, I mean I
think it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Was she bought one and then added on to it
really like yeah, and I refuse to help.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
I told her that I don't want to any part
of Wow. Yeah, because I didn't want the chickens.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I didn't care.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You didn't want to them, you didn't like the eggs
back in the day. It wasn't enough for you.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I just because I don't want to step bigger pain
in the ass cleaning the coop.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Who do you think when my baby's born in a
month or two, who do you think is gonna have
to do all this?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
She's not going to do all.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And they kind of smelly, kind of smell, yeah, I
mean it's that's animal. Yeah. So whatever. Uh So you've
had these chickens now for a while, and you've been
talking about that they've been producing eggs.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
A lot of eggs, pretty good lot of eggs.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Which we've been saying, well, dude, if you got so
many eggs, we'll take them. And your response was, we'll
bring in a cart and I'll hook you up with
the eggs. Well behind our backs, emily, behind our back
in the oddest way ever. Yes, was it last week
or two weeks ago?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I keep for this. You want me to say what?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, Well, two weeks ago there was a bag in
here left and Thorn and I we were doing warn
in the studio. We were going to and I came
something I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Know of this, and then Eddie and I came back
in the studio to do stuff. It was on a Friday,
and there was just a diaper bag with a cart
and eggs next to it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It was like a Vaughan's bag with a box of
diapers in it and an empty cartons egg carton had Eddie.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I didn't know whose it was. Eddie is who left
us here? And I have I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Yeah, there's no his diapers, there's no there's no note
or anything or like text from anybody or anything.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So I kind of put two and two together. And
this was right after the baby shower, and there was
talk about how Sky bought girl diapers for the thing
on accident and that there was another diapers that on
the way or something, and I go.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Like, honest diapers too.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah, and so I go, this has to be from
Scott so you said that, and I was like, yeah,
that makes sense. But then I'm like, but why the
full had cards.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And why didn't she give them to you while we
were here? While we were here during the show, it
was but whatever or why not? Text me? Left just
something in the studio, so I know it's from her.
But and I also figured because of the carton, I
know what's going on, wants.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Want some eggs.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
So yes, I bought the Honest diapers for the baby shower.
Didn't realize until they actually arrived that it was a
girl pattern and I was like, oh, Thor is gonna
lose it. So I'm like, let me just go to
the store and buy boy ones. But then I mentioned
it to Haley. She's like, of course we're gonna we'll
take the girl diapers, like we don't care diapers or diapers,
And I'm like, awesome, I'll bring them to work and
(07:55):
give them the thorn. I care, and so that was
my plan. And they're in a box and I put
it by the door to remember to bring it to
work for thor And that's when my husband's like, you're
just gonna carry a box, and he goes, you want
me to put that in a bag for you? And
I go to it's fine, and send a box. He goes, no,
you need a bag with handles. In the morning, you're
(08:15):
gonna be walking with your purse and your water bottle.
And what he's us, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's the difference.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And if I saw my wife do something like that,
I wouldn't say a peep. Yeah, you're a big girl,
figure it out. Yeah yeah, and her headphone carry her headphones,
so she's got her purse. So, by the way, those
diapers could fit in that giant person.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That's true. So I don't care.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I don't need a bag, but he clearly cares. So
I go, sure, babe, thinks a bag would be great. Okay,
just you know, to end the conversation. And then at
the exact same time, because this was over a weekend,
I had just finished making breakfast and I'm cleaning up
the kitchen. And as I'm cleaning up the kitchen, I
am taking an empty egg carton and I am bringing
(09:05):
it to the recycle bin.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And that is when my husband goes, whoa, whoa, what
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And I'm like, I'm gonna recycle the empty egg carton.
And he's like, Thor needs that. And I go, what
do you mean Thorn needs that? And if you haven't heard,
my husband's I know it all. He knows everything about everything,
with zero information about anything. So he goes, Thor needs that,
and I go, what do you mean? And he goes,
if you know anyone with chickens, they always need empty
(09:35):
egg cartons. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Everybody does. Does Thorn need well, he has a friend.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Who has chicken. Okay, but like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
And I think the friend maybe five years ago, said oh, yeah,
we're always looking for an egg carton. I don't know, dude,
And so he swears and I go, no, Thor hadn't
mentioned he needs egg cartons.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He goes, no, not to Thor. He'll be happy put
it with the die. I'll put it in the bag
with the diapers.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
No all Thorn knows is that the diapers are coming.
So my plan is I'm going to give this to
Thor and I'm gonna explain to him. The boo believes
you require this empty egg carton. But I come in
here and then I realize, oh yeah, I think Thor
and Eddie are in a meeting right now. It was
like a Friday. I'm not waiting around. I go Thor
(10:25):
will put two and two together. It's a box of
honest female dips. I mean we literally just talked about
how I was going to bring him for you. So
but the egg carton is weird. So I put it
there and then Thor follows up with me on Monday,
got the diapers.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Thank you tell me this whole story.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Saw the egg carton, I'll bring you some eggs soon
and I said no, I said no, actually.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, no, no, no, you don't have to. That wasn't
my intent.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, the Booze thinks you require this, and so that
was actually four you. And then he explains to me
he doesn't require this.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
So two things.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
One, I hate to say it, but Haley was pumped
on the egg cart She's like, we do need egg carton.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
So Boo from the top rope.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't want him to hear that.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
So I get these eggs and at first there's like
six eggs, and I say, hey, I can't bring in
six eggs because I don't want to just give one
person the eggs because we've been asking, because everyone's been asked.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
And then and then and then my wife says, well,
I can't say that.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
My wife says, well, Skybrough gave us the fruit, and
Eddie gives us fruit.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What oh called out one person is known as the mooch.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Excuse me. She's like, remember that one time, Remember that
one I asked for her to bring you soup.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And she told me, no, oh, no, Emily, for you,
for you, for you, So that it's like, we'll cook
you stuff in the studio once the while.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You don't have to food.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So when have you done that? A couple of you
didn't want to know all those times that make you breakfast.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
To help with the shower. That is true.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I feel like I'm nice.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
So she was more concerned about getting fruit from Eddie.
She goes, what, it's citrus season. I want more fruit done.
So we got to make sure. And then she said
she and then she said, we'll get more eggs. We'll
give it to Emily when we get the second batch.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But the nice fart system going.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
But I kept forgetting to bring the eggs.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It hasn't brought fruit in two years.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Okay, got to you.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I keep forgetting to bring the eggs.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
So we got to the point where we had twelve eggs, like, oh,
this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Everyone gets eggs and then they'll skin off my back
and then.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Doing because you did bring in the eggs this morning,
and Scott in in Sky's carton. Yes, and Scott they're
sitting over there by one person. They're over there by
Scott here. And if we were to split them, how
would we do this?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Like, how would I carry eggs?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Twelve gets divided by three?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
How are we going to carry them?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You put them in your pocket.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I don't have any other cartons. Yeah, I'm low. We
need we need the boot.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You always need them, always need them.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Right.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I brought them in and I what I said to Eddie,
and I go, oh, yeah, I got eggs for everybody.
But then when Sky came in, she kind of acted
like these are hers.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I was like whoa. Yeah, specifically said.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
To me, I will bring you eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And I said, no, you don't need to, and you said, yes,
I'm going to bring you eggs.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I assume said you okay, So then you don't
want them.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
You don't want, you don't want.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I mean now that Karen, he was generous enough to
do that, and Haley, that's so kind.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Remember, no, no, no, no, well I don't want them here.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm not going to waste it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I mean, you know, you're definitely not wasting a month.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'll take you.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, I could you take them. I'm giving them to you.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I won't take them to use a dozen eggs to remember,
we've heard before they buy like a half.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Half a month.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, six one egg over the weekend. I'm doing breakfast
for dinner at night, brow pancakes.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And you're not taking them eggs. You said you didn't
want them.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I told he didn't have to bring them to me.
But once somebody gives you a gift, then it's yours.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's not a gift.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
He gave it to me.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I'm also surprised, honestly, I am, that Emily doesn't have
an empty carton of eggs in her studio that I
really thought for sure. That's a good point I left
this morning. I was like, oh, she probably has an
extra cardon.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
You know that I could fashion something up there to
carry eggs.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Each.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah that was scary.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, so I don't I don't know how we're.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Gonna said, although Ailey says Emily doesn't get into six six,
I don't know how I'm going to carry six.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I could actually just cut the.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Cart and the half eddie and like tape the side,
take the middle part.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
This is literally eat a couple of eggs a day,
not not.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Literally your your cholesterol must be courageous. Okay, it's true.
While you're out, so started on a tree or something,
because yea, you gotta you gotta contribute something.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
The main contributor. But then Sky came with these delicious
cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, the big old lemons. That was impressive.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It was they were a little sour.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Lemon house.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I don't have. I didn't have any fruit trees. I'm sorry,
I'm a city girl. Okay, give me a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, strawberry bush.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Hey, move all right, No, no eggs, we're throwing Jamie
in the mix. No knocket out, get out of here,
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Nothing
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