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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, Sky is going
to be extra today because she is doing something out
of the ordinary. Thank you, I know you so well,
if Sky does anything out of the norm, she will
spin out. She is going to be it's going to
be all consuming for her today.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That all consuming is an understatement.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What she's doing is also insane.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It was insane and ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Well, okay, here's the way I look at it. You're
insane for me.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, we would know, none of us would like this.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
But like, we know people who do things like this,
Like there are these type.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Of people, and what do we say about them?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We know one person that that does stuff like this,
and we're always like, what are they thinking?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Little weekend trips and getting on a getting on a
plane to go anywhere as a hassle And so you
gotta you gotta really want it to do it, and
you do. So. It's just a lot to put pack
in in the span of forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But also when you usually you get on a plane
to go somewhere, it's a quick trip. Yeah, it's like
the whole trip, Like you going in Vegas, it's an
hour you're and then you're in Vegas. Well you're going
to Norcow. It's an hour and you're in norcout Yeah
with Vegas.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Like you get off the plane though, fifteen ten minutes
and you're you're at your hotel.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You have a full day of travel today because you're
gonna fly after the show to Oregon and then it's
a two hour drive from the airport to your Oregon house.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, two and a half hour flight and then two.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hour drive for all your whole days, four and a
half hour, that'd be. That's honestly like me going to
the East Coast because it's a four hour flight or
just yeah, very much. And I thought about doing I
was going to do that for my twenty year reunion,
but it got changed and then I couldn't. It's just
not happy and it's unfortunate. But I was gonna do it,
but I was like, this is insane, right, So like, yeah,
(01:58):
I would never now.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh yeah, like I and that's a reason to do Yeah,
you know if you have there is no reason for
Sky to go to this Oregon house.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
No. Yeah, Like prior to this, I would call anybody
crazy who would hop on an airplane if they weren't
staying at the destination for I don't know, more than
like five days. Like, if you're there less than five days,
I'd be like, you're going to get on a plane
to be there for only that many days?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's insane rationale as well though.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well, because that's who I am. I'm a planner. I'm
like in my bubble, like my comfort zone.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like if thor your giants were playing in Seattle, that's
a pretty lengthy trip, but you'd go just to go
watch them play for the weekend, you know what I mean?
That makes sense because you have something to go do
and it's it's quick and it's kind of crazy, but
there's a there's an end goal there.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
There's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, and when I land, the stadium's right near the airport.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, it's not a two and a half hour no, No.
That that's some one that really gets pretty much everybody. Yeah,
it would be that drive is that's.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Gotta be rough, well technically an hour forty five. That
would be insane and extremely scenic. I mean, one of
the most peopleful drives ever ever.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But but I.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I would be insane.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Like besides maybe one time going somewhere for a weekend
for a wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I don't think I've ever done.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You don't do weekend trips ever.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
With a plane involved.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, I mean exacting like it's the craziest thing ever
for me.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Honestly, it is like getting on a plane, leaving my house,
going to another state and doing it all in like
forty eight hours is something I don't know if I've
ever even done with us.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, yeah, I've done that many times to Vegas, or
if like when my parents were living in northern California,
would a big family thing, I would go for a
week a big game.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I've done like I've gone to Arizona. I've gone
to actually San Francisco, Like I've done that too.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Sure, but just to go to just go, oh is
odd to go. But this is your plan. Yes, And
you shipped off your husband the boo yesterday he's up
there actually doing stuff in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Did he have like the lanyard? And then he was a.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Solo un accompanied minor him off to alight.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me if you put
like your phone number in his pocket or something like.
If this man looks lost, called this number.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
What we used to do with my son read when
we would go to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Is we would write with a sharpie on his wrist.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Really our phone number.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You weren't with.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Him, No, we would be with him, but like in
case you ever got lost, because he was a crazy kid,
like we would write we were obviously was so little,
but we would putting like a leash on him or something.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We write his phone number.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That's why that's one of the more wild thing kids snatchers.
We'll see that phone number and call the parents.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, so the hobby left yesterday because you know, we
have purchased this Oregon house. We're renting it out until
who knows when someday this will be our retirement home.
But we are in between tenants right now, and so
the hobby. The plan was the hobby has to do
a couple repairs to the house in between tenants, because hell,
(05:23):
no are we paying the high rate that the property
management company would charge to have somebody fix something. And
then on top of it, you have to pay somebody
from the property management company to sit there at thirty
five dollars an hour to watch the person do their work.
So we just decided have the hobby fly up to
(05:43):
do it. Last minute, got fomo. I wanted to go too,
and that's when we booked this.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
To go to Coastal, Oregon and do nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Can excuse me, you don't even you don't even know
my list of stuff to do.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't know your listen to do other than poling,
which you could do two miles away from your house.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Not even not even you don't have to you don't
have to.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Go over it, not even close to the tie pooling.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, it's a different level.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh my god, it is. It's like it's like going.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You did this, I said, I didn't care though she's
not listening.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's like going to the local park versus going to Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Like it will you my.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
God, like the most colorful artists everywhere, just everywhere, like
so is garbage.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It's not garbage, you just you basically just said. But
in regards to tide pooling.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Here you're over selling. I don't want to do from here,
and some from there as well. It's spectacular. I don't
want looking forward to it. Have already checked the tie
calendar up in Oregon.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I hope it's a low tide.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
That's exactly what you Hi, Lo Ti, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Like only at like three am.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, great, but she'll get but she'll get up though,
she'll get up there would why'd you say that?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
God? So sky's flat out today, So she's gonna be
a lot today. I can tell you that already, and
then you know you're finally gonna get there all that stuff.
But there was already an issue that has popped up
with your husband going early.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
So this property management company we have first time we've
ever had a property management company, because first time we've
ever had a home that's not near our home.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So to find this.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Property management company, of course I did Internet research, but
I also asked around. I actually found somebody who knew
somebody in real estate in Portland, talked to them. They
recommend to people, so like I felt like I did
my research. But since we signed up with this property
management company, I don't know if it's two things at
once or if it's just one of the things. Clearly,
(08:02):
I'm a little type, a little control freak, so not
being in the mix of everything going on is tough
for me.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's the point of having a property management though you
can just wash your hands of it. That's what and
let them handle it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's what I've been talking.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I've heard you dealing with Oregon stuff more than you
do anything else. Yeah, since you've got the property management yes.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Right, Because once we signed up with the property management company,
everything has been super flaky and inconsistent and not adding up.
They would say one thing, but then another thing would happen.
They would claim this thing is going to happen on
this date, and then it would never happen. So you
put that on top of my you know, control freak,
and I'm spinning out.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Bro, I'm spinning out so.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That you can't You can't go with another company, well.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Because you sign a contract.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
And of course, now that I've gone through the fine print,
I'm locked in for a year. So even if I
were to go with another company, I would still have
to pay them a rental fee on the house. So
I'm basically locked in till we hit the year mark.
But let's please believe I don't think I'm here. I'm
gonna be resigning. So here's the deal. Type A knew
(09:12):
the hobby was coming, and knew it was he's going
up there. Just a couple days after the tenants left,
and so I said to them, hey, can you please
make sure that the house is cleaned, because you know
in any sort of rental ere No, you don't. But
because of me being type A, because of their history
(09:32):
of being flaky and inconsistent, I felt the need to say, hey,
it's a quick turnaround, only a couple days till my
husband's there. Please make sure you secure a cleaning crew.
It's right after a holiday, like, please make sure again,
a little bit of a com.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, man, we know, this is what we do.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I do the same things, but I run it by
my wife first now and then she'll tell me, no,
you don't need to do that and that. But I
used to do stuff like this, Yeah, because I try
to control the situation.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
But they're there. That's their job. Their job is to
do this their job. Now, I appreciate letting them know, Hey,
you only have a certain amount of time because my
husband's coming. But the we they know that it was
labor day, like, they don't need you to tell them that.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So I sent them the dates, and then I'd sent
them the reminder, and then I sent a third email saying, hey, again,
just want to get.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You need you need a person in your life to
run this by before you do it.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You actually booked the cleaners.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
And that's when they wrote back and said, yep, cleaners
are booked or September second. And as soon as I
saw that, I'm like, oh god, I'm too much of
a control freak. They booked the cleaners. Like what what
you're stop it? Leave these people, thank you stop sky stopped. Yes,
And so from that point I was feeling good. Well,
(10:53):
yesterday the hobby, I knew he'd be taking the plane
and again all consuming, this isn't something we do. And
so I was thinking, huh, I never recall the ring camera.
There's a ring camera right at the front door. I
never recall it going off and seeing a cleaner arrive
at the house.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, like could even imagine.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I'm like, okay, well let me look back. And so
I look back, and I look back, and I look back.
No cleaners ever showed up. The only person who showed
up to the house after the tenants moved out was
the property management chick to go through and like, you know,
I'm assuming make sure nothing's broken, make sure you know
the house wasn't damaged, And she was there for thirty
(11:35):
minutes and then left. Wow the times Yeah, oh yeah,
I saw when she came, when she left, the whole thing.
So she was there for thirty minutes. But that's the
only person who's been in the house, right, honestly, I
mean I could thank you, thank you, guys, thank you.
Maybe my retirement y'all will be like, you know, one
of those old lady detectives.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It'll be amazing, ok, Angela Lansbury, Oh yeah, murder one.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, bro, different but still amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
So she was only there for a half hour, and
so I'm like, and she had no cleaning supplies with her,
and so I'm like, Okay, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So I reach out to them. They ghost me all
day yesterday.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I'm emailing, I'm calling dog, and all I want to
know is did a cleaner come?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And never heard back from them.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
So Hubby finally arrives at the house last night, and
he's looking around and the house.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Is pretty clean, like the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Looks like it hasn't been cleaned, like you can see
like a ring still around the bathtub and some hares
and stuff. But the beds are made, the countertops are clean.
So now we're confused and the Hobby is thinking, we
have two different thoughts on this. The Hobby's thought is, oh,
(13:00):
maybe the property management people arranged with the previous tenant
before they checked out to do all the linens, all
the towels, wash everything and put it back. My thought
is the property management company forgot to book the house cleaner,
so they went into the house basically did a spit
(13:23):
clean job, wipe down the cabinets, made the bed with
the dirty sheets on them, and then said peace out.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You have too.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
So the Hobby and I were because I'm telling them
you got to wash those sheets. You can't sleep in
that bed, Like those are dirty sheets that people were
the previous tenants were in. And He's like, there's no
way the property management company would have made the bed
with dirty sheets. He says, the previous tenants, they must
have had an arrangement for them to speculation.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, on both of your parts. Well, if they have
no I have no idea, what what the deal is?
You know I would wash the sheets out of caution. Yeah,
you just I don't want to sleep on you know,
if the old tenants were there the whole time, I
do it? Why not? What's it going to hurt.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, well he was. You know, he immediately wanted to
get to projects. He had an eating dinners.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Stop. I'm telling you there for five days, and why
can't you throw in the wash while you're doing your project?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Immediately project?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah he was, he was winning.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well, he wanted to like see if he could get
the last minutes of the football game on, but the
roku was logged out.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
He didn't have so that's really what you want.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, that's probably really what the project.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
A load of sheets while you're watching the game.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Three minutes to put a load of sheets if that
so you just do that.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I don't well, because he he wouldn't believe that there's
any way that these sheets could still be hurting.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And I'm like, this woman.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What doesn't matter. Why risk it?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
That's what I'm saying, Like that's disgusting, Like those people
were there for today.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you know if he did it or not?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Like basically when we hung up the phone last night,
he was like spinning out and I'm like just watching.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
When you get there at midnight tonight, you're gonna throw
on the shape.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
We probably get delayed because it's only one one way
to beat traffic wet were the five is going to
be closed from where you need to go to the airport,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's happening over Probably not get to the tidepoles.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I mean going to be amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh well, this is a nights guy. I don't know
what you're doing, but this is this is no madness.