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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So let's harken back to a dark period in our lives,
which is the pandemic. Oh yeah, when Emily informed us
she was buying herself a tanning machine, a machine, self
tanning machine, and we were like, wow, that's a crazy
thing to do. And it was a whim purchase. It
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wasn't like, oh I thought that went into that thing.
She just decided one day, you know what, this make
life a lot easier. It's not a bad purchase. No,
if you use.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It, it's the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But you know, and Emily likes to self tan quite
a bit. She goes to tanning beds things like that,
so it kind of did make sense. And then we
were in COVID time, so it wasn't like you were
going getting tanned very more often, so it made sense. Yeah,
didn't really work out. Didn't use that thing a couple
of times and then that was it.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
There were tears bought it, whipped it out. Was I
think it arrived on a Saturday morning during COVID. Wow,
you'll never forget it, Never forget it. Hanging out of
my house so excited, like when something like that arrives
in the morning. We had nothing to do that day.
Obviously because it's COVID hanging out around the house summer day.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Here we go, this is so fun, Like, let's play
with a new toy. Let's put it together.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It came fun.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It came for me.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's like my toy, my version of a toy with
a pop up tent thing that you could stand in
like so that the spray doesn't go all over whelms
the whole thing, the whole thing. And so I thought,
let's bust this thing open.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Let's use this guy. Gotta get some use out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So then I call in the call in my man, Robert,
help me. My thought process was that Robert is in construction.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
He paints houses. He uses spray guns to paint houses.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So this is how he can spray an ass.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Thank you, That was my thought.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
That's why he said, has to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Even when you spray on the inside of the house.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's a small area.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You don't need to I asked, But it's a smaller ass.
So I thought he's got it. He could be okay
with it. He's good with his eyes, he's good with this.
Hanys like, this shouldn't be that big of a deal.
Now I also know that he's a bit of a prankster.
So I did know that I needed to have a
watch you self talk with him, have a talk saying, hey,
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no funny business. Please just do this for me and
do a great job, and do a nice job and
try to do it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
That's all I said. I think I asked him like
three different times.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I begged him.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
He said, absolutely, Griffies, you got it perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So I get into the tent.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, doing my backside first, and he's going and it
goes down like one of my arms.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
That's fine, goes down the other arm.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now he's getting ready to do the back, my full back,
and that's when I feel the gun do an like
a line kind of up close to you're suposed to
stand farther away a line, and then another line. He
put an X on my back because he thought it'd
be funny. And that's when I flip out lose it
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because I asked him forty times not to do that.
Hold him, Yeah, that's not like he's stayed in my back.
Tears run inside.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh no is crazy streets.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It was a nightmare. That was one of these.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, so you're blaming Robert for not using your self
tanning bed.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
We also we're going to have to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I did bring it to a girl's trip once and
the girls did each other and that was fun.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But like I'm not going to count Robert do it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Calm down, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You've also bought several swimming pool type devices for your backyard,
and they don't last very long. This latest one I
was concerned about.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Is it still up?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's still up.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I was cleaning it on Saturday Sunday, excuse me, and
I put my feet in it and went up to
my Well, that pretty much is how deep it is.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
While I was talking to my son.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I technically.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
My feet aren't very big.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Even with that trick ankle, they.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Look big because I have a skinny ankle.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, sure, not anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
They're just yeah, and they still and honestly they still
look big.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Hey, it's wait eight and a half. But that was
was an expensive purchase.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you're using it sort of, yeah, what do you
mean sort of?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You use it every day?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm assuming No, I don't use every day.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
What it was the last time you guys like swam
and sham in it.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's like it's hot a couple of weeks ago. It's
been hot, the hottest thing.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You'redly enough. The pool is kind of cold. It's not
heating up a little bit, which I thought was kind
of crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's a little and it's sitting in the heat. I
don't understand any of this. So you think you'd use
it if it's cold.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
It's so hot as Yeah, you're bragging about it like crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I forget it's back.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You're trying to get me to buy one. Really, yeah,
you should really get one. I didn't sound like that.
So I do do these things sometimes you do. I
get excited.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I get excited.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well that's what basically this whole thread that broke out.
Is it expensive things that we've bought and then don't
ever really use. Yeah, and you know this could be tough.
This could go as far as you know, super big,
like you all that fan that skyboughte what did you say?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
My what bw oh?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, I mean it's kind of crazy. You bought your
husband this VW bus that was his.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Dream, yeah, for his fortieth birthday, and we.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
All were like, this is crazy. You've never done anything
like that eight years ago and it just sits in
your garage. Yeah, and doesn't you know use it. It's
never been fixed up, it's never nothing.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Like he'll take it out like every other month, just
around the block.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh, I didn't even realize it, just so the.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Gas doesn't go stale, because one time we had to
drain the gas because the gas went bad sitting in there.
The last time I've been in that car when it's
been moving down the street.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I think it was before COVID. I don't think six
years ago, I.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Still have it. Why don't you just sell it?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Uh? That's a that's a far out question, is it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
First off, I have this thought in my head that
when the Boo finally finishes all the projects around our house.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
There, we're never going to be the create projects for
the guy. Well, you need a garbage can corral.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I do need a.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Garbage can corral, those garbage cans, hanging out the garbage
can events around your garbage cans. Okay, it sounds fancier
than it is. So my thought is when the projects
are done, you know that that's the next project, is
him finally fixing it up, tinkering with it, making it
drivable and the other reason it's a it's a good investment.
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So even though it's sitting there, it's still it's still appreciating,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This guy, this is what she always.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
It's ten grand more than when we bought it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Bro then sell it.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Well, I would love to put you on the market
and see how much you guys get for that.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I mean, does he does? But why do you drop that?
Like we're all know with like it's like.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Like you' say, souped up brand new but like fixed
up sixty eight corvette or something.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
No, if it was souped up in brand new, that
thing would be worth like one hundred grand in the
condition it's in right now, not one hundred grand ten
grand more than we bought it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No reason.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
If you don't mind, Yeah, how much did you buy
it for?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I want to say uncomfortable question to ask.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I want.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Can I say?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
If you don't mind asking, I do mind you asking.
It's a very personal.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Question, but I kind of want to know you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But I mean, it's about my finances.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
She said, it's double them what they bought. A few
more about it, So if it's worth something about it
for five bucks.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, so did you buy it for a grand.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No, No, we bought I paid Somba bro.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah, I want to say it was I want to
say it was thirty, And now.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I want to say, you don't remember. I remember if
I spent that much I got it, knows Thatch.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
And his brother was sending him listings the other day
of ones in the same condition for like fifty right now.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
But I think that's too pricey. I think like forty
is probably.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I can't tell you that.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah. So so anyway, you are correct, Eddy, that does
just sit in our garage and we realize.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's got to be the most expensive thing you bought
that you don't use.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Yeah, and I had another one, but you're right that
that by far like that that blows everything out of
the water and I, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Blow up mattress. No, sky VW is a little bit.
I have one way on a lower end because I
don't spend money on stuff, but this one eats at
me because it bothers me that I don't use it
a long I'm talking fifteen years ago. I bought this
and I've not used it, not once. It's still in
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the box. And I claim all the time I'm gonna
break that thing out.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm gonna use that.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I can't wait. What never used it once? A homemade
ice cream machine? I have one of those, and it
was pretty pricey because it's like a nice one, it's
like a queens and art and it was so I mean,
it was probably over two hundred bucks. And that thing
I've never busted fifteen It's traveled with me different houses, crazy,
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and I'm like, how great does that sound? Making homemade
ice creamah? But not used it once?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Buy it?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I don't know, because well, you got a handkerd for
ice cream? You just go down the store gets You're right,
you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But it just sounded fun, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And I don't know. I probably was watching something there
making all made ice I don't know. And then I
hear about Thorn making his Ninja creamies over here all
the time. Why did I do that? I don't think.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh I have the ice cream? Maybe I should?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No much? Oh no? I used it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I haven't used it once for fifteen years. Why did
I sell it?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I don't know. Is it worth ten grand more?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Definitely? Is there something kind of expensive that you've bought
that you never use?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Uh not? Anymore. I don't really have it too cheap.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, so careful with money if he's buying motor I mean,
but I think.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's weird what you do with like shoes, Like you'll
buy nice shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I have bought new shoes in a long time.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I know, but like before and then you you won't
wear them, like.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's weird for a while. I don't really.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I don't know if you guys could think of anything,
because but I don't really know. I don't really wear
that chain that much anymore. Oh, no ocasions?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Now, Oh you were wearing sometimes?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I was.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I was.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
My wife said you shouldn't really wear that, which is
random T shirts, and I was like, wow, shamed you
shut of it when she bought it for me.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay, so I only wear it for like nice occasions.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Now, yeah, well sky winds with the v dub. But
this was a whole thread of like really expensive things
people bought and they never used.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, there's some good ones on here.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Lots of mentions of motor homes r vs or trailers
of horses.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I don't pull the trigger on a motor home.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Horses were mentioned.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Thor Chailey uses pregnant your mind.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh my gosh, in nine months, the one's ridden. That
I mean, and then when after the baby's board, she's
got away more months. Okay, I'll ride it.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Stop it.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Pricey want that, Christopher reeves. I was already paralyzed once.
That's a fact, kind of, I mean, what do you
mean kind of? I couldn't move my legs they fixed,
had major back surgery.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It was in a newspaper. You're fine, I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Pricey accessories mentioned multiple ties, hay On bags, watches, things
that people are now too scared to use or wear
so they just leave at home. Cooking tools mentioned a lot,
whether it's a professional deli slicer.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You thought you wanted in one of those one of
those green eggs, and you swore you're gonna be smoking.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I want one so bad, I will use it, though,
I'll smoke everything.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Get a trigger. I don't know, because I know I'm
an idiot. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
We have one because it was at the house, the house,
the house, the landlord left it there.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Do you smoke everything we do?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
And it tastes really good and you don't even need
to smoke it for that long, like Hayley will make
chicken on it for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Smoke with like the woodschips and stuf. Yeah, that's wow.
Did you guys go in and buy it for me
for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
How much are they?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I think the real expense a little bit more?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Will sky on cover?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay? The car thin shet me one?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I feel like I heard it. I think she just
standstare at it at the at the vet up and
tell her it's worth a lot of money. Sky Yeah, investment,
sky Panga. What it's called, Boy meets World? Isn't samba
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a juice? Samba juice like zample Sama is a dance?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I any lots of mentions of pelotons and exercise bikes.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, I wish my wife used hers more.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh I thought you were going to start riding.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I know I need to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
It's so busy, Yeah, so busy.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
VR headsets, time shares, gaming systems.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I bought my son the PlayStation VR set because he
was all about it. Yeah, he hasn't picked it up
in a year and a half. Really that I want
to sell that thing because I mean, what's the point. Yeah,
it sucks.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Finally, musical instruments mentioned multiple times of things people bought.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Think we never heard that Emily bought a musical instrument guitar,
like she was like got one day she comes in here.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna learn how to play the drums.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I told you guys recently. I played had guitar lessons
for like a couple like months.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
When was this her fingers were too big though? No,
I was, you're more of a cello chick.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I was doing guitar lessons in South Park at the
park with my friend Holly the Big Heart.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
When was that?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
I was, like before I was on the show. That
is so I bought an acoustic guitar.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You couldn't be a bigger loser. I would.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I would walk by, would walk by, grab the guitar
and smash it. Kep walking talking handstyle, Jeff Jarrett.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Have Jamie teacher? Yeah, Jamie could teach you. Oh my gosh,
I don't know though, he's that's a great tic talk.
He's been. He's been kicked out of like three bams.
He hasn't kicked out. He voluntarily last volunte