November 5, 2025 • 14 mins
After being in her pool nearly every day, it's time for her to get her skin checked - never an easy encounter.. especially when you have a wardobe malfunction
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So as we were just saying we were supposed to
talk to Thor right here, but Thor is having a
rough go of it. Welcome to parenthood, pal. This is
the way. I think we should probably give Thor like
the next year off because he's going to be coming
in here, Like I was thinking, like he's gonna have
nights like this where you know, baby's gonna be like
(00:23):
God forbid, this baby's calicky or something like this much happens.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of course I read my son was super like that
it's tough, brutal, It is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Brutal, and then having to come into work at you know,
like four o'clock in the morning, like it's it's very
this is gonna be really tough. Yeah, so they'll figure
it out, they'll be fine. But that had a rough
first night with old baby Walker. So Thor is having
a tough time this morning. So I don't know when
we'll talk to him. Hopefully we'll talk to him soon,
but not good this morning. Now, Sky did end up
(00:54):
going to a doctor's office as well yesterday, and now
this was a dermatologist appointment.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes, sir, I did not have a baby yesterday. Oh yes,
no I didn't. No, no, I did not. Yeah, it
was my annual skin check as they call it. Where
because you know, I'm I'm one of those molly white
chicks who has to get their skin checked every single year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And you are. You go swimming a lot, You're in
your pool all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, like day walking, you're in the sun.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It does sort of make sense, Yeah, because I don't
do an annual skin check.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I don't either, but I am not in the sun
like nearly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm definitely well.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
And you guys aren't as like molly freckly.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Like Mexican and Italian. I have a very olive oil skin.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
See that sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
My brother, My brother got the Italian skin. So if
he goes out in the sun, he literally like looks
like he's been in the Caribbean for a week. I
go out and I turn all red, itchy and dried
out because I'm Irish, more Irish than he is. So yeah,
so you and your olive skin can just you know it. Sorry,
I've been jealous of my brother's skin my whole life.
(02:03):
I'm like, why is he tad?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm jealous of all skin, like serious?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sorry. Yeah, and you got that crazy big mole on
your back, Big Charlie.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, Eddie named a moll.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's not raised.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Eddie named it Big Charlie. Of course it sounds nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's the size of a quarter dying.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's a sizeable dollar.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's not a half dollar.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's a die.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think you can make out like Lincoln on the
back of you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's not an asy man. But yeah, my mom.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Anytime I'm in a tank top or like at the
beach or swimming, my mom will point out.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
She's like, have you had the dermatologist?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Look at this?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm like, Mom, you say this every time, and at
work Eddie tells me to how's big Charlie doing?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Have you had a checked?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, he doesn't eat. It's just a dime sized male
Okay on my back?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, so you definitely have to have that guy checked. Right.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So the the process is, because I've now done this
like every year or for I don't know, the last decade,
is you go in, they tell you to take everything
off except for your underwear, and then you put a
gown on and wait.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Now the boo's in there with you, right, No, those
you guys do this together together.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The skin check in the past we have, but he's
on a.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Son a joke and you guys are both sitting there
with the things on.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, with our glow gowns on. We put our gowns
on together, intrusive, weird like that. That's the last thing
I'd want to have another human being in. I don't
care if it's my wife.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
That's loud.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It shouldn't be like it's crazy if you're married.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Sent to it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, you know, I can't just walk into a stranger's examination.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Let's do this, let's start talking.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, but if we both consent, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But no, not this year.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The booze on a higher rotation than I am. They've
opt him to every six months now. Oh yeah, guys
all missed up. Oh yeah, I had to get his
like face burns arm outside for like a week.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It was wild.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So anyway, so yeah, so yesterday was my big day,
and you know, we go through all the pleasantries of
what's going on, anything specific for the doctor to check,
and then okay, great, here's your paper gown. And I
hate how like I don't know that. I don't know
if I got texture issues, but those paper gowns give
me the like I don't care for that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I does. He's walking. You know what, can I keep this?
This is so nice?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'd like to wear this with my and to put
it on with my morning.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Coffee, yeat.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
A plush white robe.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, yeah, it's disposable, sky I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So like the second I always put him on is
like immediately, I just can't wait for the minute to
take it off. And I hate the like crinkly noise
it makes too, like when you move around in it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You know, he's got some sensory issues.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I might I might have one or two.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's just the way.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay, I do what.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I've always felt like that in those things.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, Yeah, because when I go to a place and
they have like an actual like cloth one, like I'll
be like ooh score, but normally their paper, normally their paper.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can you request?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I've never looked at you're wearing it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
For ten minutes if that, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sometimes these skin checks can go long because yeah, well
because I got a lot of things to look at.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You can you shut up?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, I'm just freckly and like they want to like
look at all of them, like literally she takes her
hands and she wants to touch all of them to
make sure they're not like raised, and then certain ones
she'll put on those like jeweler goggles and then she'll think.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
They're jeweler goggles.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I don't know, I don't know what they are, like yeah, yeah, whatever,
and then she'll like really get in there, and sometimes
if it's really intense, she'll bust out this little light
put it right.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She's ever said it's a full caro.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So these appointments take so long, and they bug me
so much because of these stupid paper gowns. Because to examine, say, okay,
we're gonna start with your upper body right, so to
examine but also still be modest for the patient, it's like, okay,
take your right arm out and then let me see that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, now put.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Your right arm back in. Okay, can you pull the
side up a little bit, let me check that. Okay,
put that down okay. And so it's a lot of
moving it around and moving body parts and exposing skins
so she can eventually check my entire body are or
standing for this sitting okay. Sometimes they'll ask you to
stand and like if they can't get into certain nooks
(06:45):
and crannies that they really want to like see, but
but not this time.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
On the bed. Yeah, the bed. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So I'm sitting on the bed and I'm waiting for
them to come in.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know both that's oh, it's an exam table.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, that's probably more accurate word for it. But if
I want to nap on it, I can't.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So finally, you.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Know, I'm sitting there waiting, waiting.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Then the doctor finally comes in and she's like, okay,
well you know we're gonna start with your front, so
can you take care? But I thought it in of course,
I thought it in my She.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did something weird though, Well you know, she's bebopping.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
And booing, and I don't know if it's because.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm getting older.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't know if it's acause I live by the beach,
because I have a pool, Like, I don't know what
made me make this wild decision. I don't know if
it's because I hate those stupid paper gowns and the
sound they make and how they feel.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
But when she.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Asked me to, okay, like expose this area, I said
to her, I said, would it be easier if I
just took this whole gown off and then you could
just check my whole body.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hold on a minute, you're gonna go, are you nuty patuity?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I got underwear on.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, So I feel like it's a bathing suit, is
what I feel like in my mind. But based on
the reaction on her face, I don't know if she
thought of it as a bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, it's unheard of. You Usually you want to kind
of be discreete and you don't want to process. Yeah,
that's why you have those gowns.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
They're trying to be discreet and all.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It is for both of you.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That's what I was just gonna say. It's for both parties.
It's not just for you. And if you don't feel uncomfortable,
it's probably for the doctor too. They're sitting in there
with a patient and their broad panties.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Like that's like if if I had an opposite gender
doctor and I go, hey, mind if I just drop
the gown, I don't think that go over all. I
don't think that goes over my shoulder. Check it out.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, you know what, I have to spread them and
put your arms behind your head.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I mean, that's basically what you did.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What do you mean? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Like? Why are we gonna it's spend the extra I
don't know, ten minutes, fifteen minutes it's gonna take to expose.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Put back on close.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So that you're not exposed.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But I have my underwear on, Like do you have
a bron too? Is that you do?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I have my bra still?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
That actually to me, honestly, the bron actually makes it worse.
And I don't know why. Them seeing my undergarments is
like for another level of violation, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And they're not gonna be able to see anything with
those bloomers that Sky has on. Look at that she's
wearing Viry nice viewory sweatspants. Stand up, turn round. I
thought you got san stand up, look at the Look
at that panty. Look at that panty? He cow, Yeah,
that's a diaper. Can you stop doing that? Can you
stop doing that? Until it was that was bad? As
(09:46):
soon as you showed me because I bought her those
uh viewers, the new ones.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
She as soon as she walked out, I go, oh
my god, like.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And you know, much more comfortable diaper? Oh Sky? Okay,
what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, sorry, So.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I ask like, like, you're gonna drop the gown, Let's
just let's just do this.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Who needs that song and dance?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Let's just look at my body, doctor does. Let's just
look at it.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's such a crazy what we're doing here, and go
for it. So she kind of looked a little confused
at the question.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But nobody's probably ever asked that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But then she's like, yeah, if you're comfortable, it'll make
it go faster. And I said, okay. Then, and so
she's she's now doing it, and I'm like literally just
laying there like a cadaver.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh so you're you're laid down?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, okay, so she can check the whole front. Like here,
here we go. We don't have to move this gown around.
I don't have to sit up and just go just look,
you know, to put on your jeweler goggles and do
what you do. And so so she's going and then
it gets a little weird.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I mean it's already weird, weird.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
There were two points where it got pretty weird.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Uh. One point was because again very freckly, very more,
I have a couple like on my lower belly, right
under kind of my belly button, and she wanted to
get in there with the jewelers goggles. But I'm laying
there in my underwear and I haven't showered since the
night before because I get up early to work. And
(11:19):
as she's getting close, because she's like standing more towards
my feet area, so when she's going to under my
belly button, her nose and mouth area are very much
in an area where all of a sudden, I started going.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh God, do I smell your belly button? No, just
my my, you know, are your crotch?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I got shower.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
All day and I was just like, wow, okay, we're
doing this.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
She was like, oh, that's weird. I think had a
fish delivery.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It was somewhat.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I couldn't smell anything.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But your face in your cross.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Her face was legit in my unders disgusting.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah, like the doctor being down there too, like with
nothing on top. It's like, now there's a lady in
bron panties and my face is near her cross like that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That makes it even worse.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I've had dream of this, but this guy may of
course made it unsexial. Oh no, this is gross.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well and then it turns out at the end of
the exam, I am informed that she is concerned about
a freckle slash mole.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
She kept calling him different names on the top of
my foot slash base of one of my toes, and
so I really want to see what she's talking about.
And kind of now I've gotten really comfortable in the room,
so for kind of forgetting I'm in bron panties, I
sit up on the table and put my foot, oh so.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I can see.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So my foot is now up on the table with
the other one hanging off, but I'm in my underwear,
so I can really see what's going on with it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Why do you need to see it? The doctor's looking
at it.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, and she's about to lop it off and do
a biopsy on it, so it's not going to be
there anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
So so I've got no words.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But that's a full blown clam bake going on.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Another moment where I kind of saw the nurse standing
in the corner of the room like look over, like really, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Like, but that exam was so fast, I was in
a point.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
That's the point, I mean, come on, so thin they
sped it up to get you out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, they had to air it out, that's according to you.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, so we'll see.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
How why can't you just be normal?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I feel like I'm sufficient.
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We're going to give you update on what is going
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So as we were just saying we were supposed to
talk to Thor right here, but Thor is having a
rough go of it. Welcome to parenthood, pal. This is
the way. I think we should probably give Thor like
the next year off because he's going to be coming
in here, Like I was thinking, like he's gonna have
nights like this where you know, baby's gonna be like
(00:23):
God forbid, this baby's calicky or something like this much happens.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of course I read my son was super like that
it's tough, brutal, It is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Brutal, and then having to come into work at you know,
like four o'clock in the morning, like it's it's very
this is gonna be really tough. Yeah, so they'll figure
it out, they'll be fine. But that had a rough
first night with old baby Walker. So Thor is having
a tough time this morning. So I don't know when
we'll talk to him. Hopefully we'll talk to him soon,
but not good this morning. Now, Sky did end up
(00:54):
going to a doctor's office as well yesterday, and now
this was a dermatologist appointment.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes, sir, I did not have a baby yesterday. Oh yes,
no I didn't. No, no, I did not. Yeah, it
was my annual skin check as they call it. Where
because you know, I'm I'm one of those molly white
chicks who has to get their skin checked every single year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And you are. You go swimming a lot, You're in
your pool all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, like day walking, you're in the sun.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It does sort of make sense, Yeah, because I don't
do an annual skin check.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I don't either, but I am not in the sun
like nearly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm definitely well.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
And you guys aren't as like molly freckly.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Like Mexican and Italian. I have a very olive oil skin.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
See that sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
My brother, My brother got the Italian skin. So if
he goes out in the sun, he literally like looks
like he's been in the Caribbean for a week. I
go out and I turn all red, itchy and dried
out because I'm Irish, more Irish than he is. So yeah,
so you and your olive skin can just you know it. Sorry,
I've been jealous of my brother's skin my whole life.
(02:03):
I'm like, why is he tad?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm jealous of all skin, like serious?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sorry. Yeah, and you got that crazy big mole on
your back, Big Charlie.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, Eddie named a moll.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's not raised.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Eddie named it Big Charlie. Of course it sounds nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's the size of a quarter dying.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's a sizeable dollar.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's not a half dollar.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's a die.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think you can make out like Lincoln on the
back of you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's not an asy man. But yeah, my mom.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Anytime I'm in a tank top or like at the
beach or swimming, my mom will point out.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
She's like, have you had the dermatologist?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Look at this?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm like, Mom, you say this every time, and at
work Eddie tells me to how's big Charlie doing?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Have you had a checked?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, he doesn't eat. It's just a dime sized male
Okay on my back?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, so you definitely have to have that guy checked. Right.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So the the process is, because I've now done this
like every year or for I don't know, the last decade,
is you go in, they tell you to take everything
off except for your underwear, and then you put a
gown on and wait.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Now the boo's in there with you, right, No, those
you guys do this together together.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The skin check in the past we have, but he's
on a.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Son a joke and you guys are both sitting there
with the things on.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, with our glow gowns on. We put our gowns
on together, intrusive, weird like that. That's the last thing
I'd want to have another human being in. I don't
care if it's my wife.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
That's loud.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It shouldn't be like it's crazy if you're married.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Sent to it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, you know, I can't just walk into a stranger's examination.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Let's do this, let's start talking.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, but if we both consent, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But no, not this year.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The booze on a higher rotation than I am. They've
opt him to every six months now. Oh yeah, guys
all missed up. Oh yeah, I had to get his
like face burns arm outside for like a week.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It was wild.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So anyway, so yeah, so yesterday was my big day,
and you know, we go through all the pleasantries of
what's going on, anything specific for the doctor to check,
and then okay, great, here's your paper gown. And I
hate how like I don't know that. I don't know
if I got texture issues, but those paper gowns give
me the like I don't care for that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I does. He's walking. You know what, can I keep this?
This is so nice?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'd like to wear this with my and to put
it on with my morning.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Coffee, yeat.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
A plush white robe.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, yeah, it's disposable, sky I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So like the second I always put him on is
like immediately, I just can't wait for the minute to
take it off. And I hate the like crinkly noise
it makes too, like when you move around in it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You know, he's got some sensory issues.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I might I might have one or two.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's just the way.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay, I do what.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I've always felt like that in those things.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, Yeah, because when I go to a place and
they have like an actual like cloth one, like I'll
be like ooh score, but normally their paper, normally their paper.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can you request?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I've never looked at you're wearing it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
For ten minutes if that, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sometimes these skin checks can go long because yeah, well
because I got a lot of things to look at.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You can you shut up?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, I'm just freckly and like they want to like
look at all of them, like literally she takes her
hands and she wants to touch all of them to
make sure they're not like raised, and then certain ones
she'll put on those like jeweler goggles and then she'll think.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
They're jeweler goggles.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I don't know, I don't know what they are, like yeah, yeah, whatever,
and then she'll like really get in there, and sometimes
if it's really intense, she'll bust out this little light
put it right.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She's ever said it's a full caro.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So these appointments take so long, and they bug me
so much because of these stupid paper gowns. Because to examine, say, okay,
we're gonna start with your upper body right, so to
examine but also still be modest for the patient, it's like, okay,
take your right arm out and then let me see that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, now put.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Your right arm back in. Okay, can you pull the
side up a little bit, let me check that. Okay,
put that down okay. And so it's a lot of
moving it around and moving body parts and exposing skins
so she can eventually check my entire body are or
standing for this sitting okay. Sometimes they'll ask you to
stand and like if they can't get into certain nooks
(06:45):
and crannies that they really want to like see, but
but not this time.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
On the bed. Yeah, the bed. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So I'm sitting on the bed and I'm waiting for
them to come in.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know both that's oh, it's an exam table.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, that's probably more accurate word for it. But if
I want to nap on it, I can't.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So finally, you.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Know, I'm sitting there waiting, waiting.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Then the doctor finally comes in and she's like, okay,
well you know we're gonna start with your front, so
can you take care? But I thought it in of course,
I thought it in my She.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did something weird though, Well you know, she's bebopping.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
And booing, and I don't know if it's because.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm getting older.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't know if it's acause I live by the beach,
because I have a pool, Like, I don't know what
made me make this wild decision. I don't know if
it's because I hate those stupid paper gowns and the
sound they make and how they feel.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
But when she.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Asked me to, okay, like expose this area, I said
to her, I said, would it be easier if I
just took this whole gown off and then you could
just check my whole body.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hold on a minute, you're gonna go, are you nuty patuity?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I got underwear on.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, So I feel like it's a bathing suit, is
what I feel like in my mind. But based on
the reaction on her face, I don't know if she
thought of it as a bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, it's unheard of. You Usually you want to kind
of be discreete and you don't want to process. Yeah,
that's why you have those gowns.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
They're trying to be discreet and all.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It is for both of you.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That's what I was just gonna say. It's for both parties.
It's not just for you. And if you don't feel uncomfortable,
it's probably for the doctor too. They're sitting in there
with a patient and their broad panties.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Like that's like if if I had an opposite gender
doctor and I go, hey, mind if I just drop
the gown, I don't think that go over all. I
don't think that goes over my shoulder. Check it out.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, you know what, I have to spread them and
put your arms behind your head.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I mean, that's basically what you did.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What do you mean? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Like? Why are we gonna it's spend the extra I
don't know, ten minutes, fifteen minutes it's gonna take to expose.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Put back on close.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So that you're not exposed.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But I have my underwear on, Like do you have
a bron too? Is that you do?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I have my bra still?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
That actually to me, honestly, the bron actually makes it worse.
And I don't know why. Them seeing my undergarments is
like for another level of violation, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And they're not gonna be able to see anything with
those bloomers that Sky has on. Look at that she's
wearing Viry nice viewory sweatspants. Stand up, turn round. I
thought you got san stand up, look at the Look
at that panty. Look at that panty? He cow, Yeah,
that's a diaper. Can you stop doing that? Can you
stop doing that? Until it was that was bad? As
(09:46):
soon as you showed me because I bought her those
uh viewers, the new ones.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
She as soon as she walked out, I go, oh
my god, like.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And you know, much more comfortable diaper? Oh Sky? Okay,
what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, sorry, So.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I ask like, like, you're gonna drop the gown, Let's
just let's just do this.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Who needs that song and dance?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Let's just look at my body, doctor does. Let's just
look at it.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's such a crazy what we're doing here, and go
for it. So she kind of looked a little confused
at the question.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But nobody's probably ever asked that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But then she's like, yeah, if you're comfortable, it'll make
it go faster. And I said, okay. Then, and so
she's she's now doing it, and I'm like literally just
laying there like a cadaver.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh so you're you're laid down?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, okay, so she can check the whole front. Like here,
here we go. We don't have to move this gown around.
I don't have to sit up and just go just look,
you know, to put on your jeweler goggles and do
what you do. And so so she's going and then
it gets a little weird.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I mean it's already weird, weird.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
There were two points where it got pretty weird.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Uh. One point was because again very freckly, very more,
I have a couple like on my lower belly, right
under kind of my belly button, and she wanted to
get in there with the jewelers goggles. But I'm laying
there in my underwear and I haven't showered since the
night before because I get up early to work. And
(11:19):
as she's getting close, because she's like standing more towards
my feet area, so when she's going to under my
belly button, her nose and mouth area are very much
in an area where all of a sudden, I started going.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh God, do I smell your belly button? No, just
my my, you know, are your crotch?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I got shower.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
All day and I was just like, wow, okay, we're
doing this.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
She was like, oh, that's weird. I think had a
fish delivery.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It was somewhat.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I couldn't smell anything.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But your face in your cross.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Her face was legit in my unders disgusting.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah, like the doctor being down there too, like with
nothing on top. It's like, now there's a lady in
bron panties and my face is near her cross like that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That makes it even worse.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I've had dream of this, but this guy may of
course made it unsexial. Oh no, this is gross.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well and then it turns out at the end of
the exam, I am informed that she is concerned about
a freckle slash mole.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
She kept calling him different names on the top of
my foot slash base of one of my toes, and
so I really want to see what she's talking about.
And kind of now I've gotten really comfortable in the room,
so for kind of forgetting I'm in bron panties, I
sit up on the table and put my foot, oh so.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I can see.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So my foot is now up on the table with
the other one hanging off, but I'm in my underwear,
so I can really see what's going on with it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Why do you need to see it? The doctor's looking
at it.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, and she's about to lop it off and do
a biopsy on it, so it's not going to be
there anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
So so I've got no words.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But that's a full blown clam bake going on.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Another moment where I kind of saw the nurse standing
in the corner of the room like look over, like really, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Like, but that exam was so fast, I was in
a point.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
That's the point, I mean, come on, so thin they
sped it up to get you out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, they had to air it out, that's according to you.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, so we'll see.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
How why can't you just be normal?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I feel like I'm sufficient.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
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