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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we have had a lot of issues in our
building with the bathrooms, and the bathrooms are always kind
of a source of problems in our building for some reason.
Now the range of issues can be different, you know,
(00:22):
I mean, we know there was the situation that we
chronicled a lot in the P one podcast of what
was going on in these bathrooms that are kind of
closer to us. A certain person would go to the
bathroom all over the place.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That was human error though those are human probably on
the wall.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, that's not a put on problem going up and
step down.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
How did that work?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I don't know. I don't know how the human body was.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I thought gravity worked the same.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
As explosive things that will happen I guess trapnel and whatnot.
And so that's unfortunate. And then there's just always something
wrong with the bathrooms. Will get an email in the
middle of the day a lot of the times of like, oh,
these bathrooms are down, and this one's overflowing, and this
one's in it, blah blah blah blah. So we all
have all these problems with these bathrooms all the time. Well,
(01:13):
in the past couple of weeks, we've been getting emails
that the two main bathrooms which has you know, the
multiple stalls and things like that, the drains are backing
up and that the you know, toilets are overflowing and
having all these problems. And so the women's restroom and
the men's restroom which are right by the kitchenet are done.
(01:35):
They just keep you know, overflowing, and so we're having
plumbers out. And then this past couple of days ago
they overflowed. And so I'm assuming there was sewage and
whatnot that overflowed. Every yeah, because the carpets outside in
the hallway were wet and they got fans and stuff
(01:56):
like that blowing and it smells, yeah, And that's how
I guess that that I knew that we were suiting.
It stinks over there, and so you know when that happens,
you know what they got to do. They got to
get the people come out and clean it all up
and doing this whole thing. So it's it's been a nightmare.
And then those two particular bathrooms are shut down, and
so the only bathrooms in our building that people can
(02:20):
use right now are the two solo bathrooms that are
over here by the by the stations. That's the ones
that we normally use except for Sky. Sky will never
use those solo bathrooms because yeah, basically I don't really
get it, honestly. So they're the closest to us, so
(02:41):
they're easy access, super easy to use. I prefer to
go into a bathroom when it's just me rather than
having to make weird awkward talk at a urinalald with
a dude or something, or do something even worse, you know,
and people are in there and having the you know whatever.
But Sky refuses to go use these bathrooms over here, right,
(03:05):
which but but it's right there, It's yeah, it's so
much closer. It just steps away the other bathroom. You
got to walk down the hallway and around the corner,
and it's a it's a decent walk. But you've always
used the ladies room over there, Yes, And why is that?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I think, you know, we could take some time to
analyze this because I got some bathroom issues, because we
know my issues with Porter potties.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't want to refuse to go.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
You gotta go, you gotta go a bladder infection, rather
than if you.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Really have to go number two, you're gonna go in
a Porter party you're not going to go in your
pants or outside.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Of course, of course, But luckily I've never been in
that situation. I've been in some painful situations, but not
to the point where I can't control it. So we
got that issue. We got my issue with the airplane bathroom.
I don't care to.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Use that to buy.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'll restrict my liquids every time I fly.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And hold it. I don't understand why.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
And then the third thing is the solo bathrooms here
I refuse to use. And I don't know if it's
all the same issues of the three, but I know
in regards to the solo bathrooms here, the main reason
that you know, again I haven't done a deep dive
on it, is because you can hear each other in
(04:33):
the two different wors bathroom, or if somebody is in
the hallway right outside of the bathroom, you can hear
it as well.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And you know, when we first started working here.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You know, Eddie and I have been in this building
for over twenty years and the layout's been the same
the whole time. In the beginning, I would use those bathrooms,
but then i'd be in there, no, I'd be.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Sorry your kids.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You can do it to me.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Who was that? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
You guys claim that that's a story about someone else,
But I, you.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Know, I wasn't a you were. She said it was
her boots. Oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I didn't know what you heard. It could have my boots.
I didn't poop that day.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh it was I.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I didn't. I didn't. I did later at home, but
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Do This is breaking news.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Can you have the breaking news that just in the
Emily poop story, we have no evidence where Emily is
now claiming she pooped at home?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Wow, that day later in the day.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
As this is.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Let's go to Tyler Dobb for the report. I mean,
I'm a healthy.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I've got healthy bowels. I didn't go breaking.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
News again, you now understand that Emily says she has
healthy bowels.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We're efforting quote from her doctor to see if this
is accurate.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Wow. Wow, these are two new facts of the story.
She went bathroom at home number two and healthy, healthy
bowels healthy? So why would she blow that thing up?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Wow, I'm starting to lean towards your side now after
that healthy bowels comment. Have health? Good bms. Okay, great, okay, great, wow,
congratulations a lot of fibers.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I do.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's just okay, it's all really good news, all good news.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Right here is a perfect example of why I do
not use those bathrooms because you can hear that much.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, but we we work in a building full of clowns.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
So if somebody here's, you know, my stream, they may
have water, so you go in there and turn the
on every time, a waste of water.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I agree, but I'm like, I just turn it on quick.
I am in there.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yes, I don't understand the the number two's okay, yeah,
that's that's uncomfortable and weird, tinkling.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Who cares? Everybody? Peace? I know what peace sounds.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Just for I feel like for women, it looks like
it's different.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Why why is it different?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're talking about here, Like it's like with the joke
with me or.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Whatever, the same joke with me though, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Exactly, hearing a woman do it than a man, I
don't know why.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I just like I don't feel that way at
all that society thinks women peeing is different than men peeing.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Hearing it, I don't think that at all at all.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Like I think women are more maybe just women are
more insecure about.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It could be that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't have a vagina breaking news.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, we can't confirm the report.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
One can't your children as well.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Okay, I don't know about that. So due to the
fear of commentary, what.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Would we say, sky peace loud? But what's the joke?
I actually have a big go.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That I have a crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Or that like have a crazy strong here when guys
pe we're standing and we go to the bathroom and
it's louder and you here, it's louder because they were
standing and there's no buffer or whatever, and so you
could come over here and listen to me pee.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm gonna get you in the next break. I don't care.
I don't want to hear you. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't want you to hear me.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hear Okay, okay, But but I understand, okay, I understand
you don't want to hear. But but what would be
the joke? There would be zero reference to you peeing
if I heard you pee there a zillion I honestly
don't know what it would be if I if I
if you squeaked out a fart.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Okay, now I might go, oh gosh, guy squeaked out
a fart. Yeah, all that, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
All the things I'm thinking that you guys would say,
I don't want to lose my job for saying them.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Here on the right, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
There would be sexual connotations, there would be older connotations.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Should you have asparagus?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Could be a discussion, so you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So I just so you're scarred from working on this
show from using the bathroom?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yes, okay, basically yes, that's fair to the point where
the other day I timed it because that bathroom was
my only option. And I so from like three from
like basically four am all the way until like eleven
thirty or noon.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
So you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Use those bathrooms because you don't want anybody to hear, right,
So you make the walk all the way. Now, if
another woman comes into the bathroom, does that make you
not pee?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I don't care for it.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
And if I because our bathroom and what that's closed down,
has two stalls in it, and there are times if
I walk in there and it's not like an emergency
and someone else is in there, I'll just walk back
out and come back later.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
And I've heard and other women have done that to
me when I've been in there.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I hear the door open.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You realize, for men, we literally stand. I'm closer each
other then what me and thor are right now to him?
If we peed next to each other, I don't care
who I'm going to them?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
What are we going to do to you?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Have grown you guys since you were little little boys
have been doing that I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Even if I go number two in a stall, I
could care less next to me who's in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I'm a grown man. What do I care?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But you know it's so weird.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Is so you guys can go to the bathroom and
it's not a big deal. And us women we can
change and be naked that other all day and it's
not a big deal. But going to the bathroom as
we do.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So because those bathrooms are shut down, you're forced to
have to use these solo bathrooms the last couple of days,
and you would think crazy, like this is the end
of the world.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Go to the bathroom. Y, she wants to hold it.
What she needs to tell you every time before she goes, I'm.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Going in bro make it back.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Guys, hopefully I could take a quick yes, like what
is going on?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
So I have uh planned it out that I do
a quick tinkle in the morning where the fewest amount
of people are in the building because normally around six
am is when it starts to kick up. So I'll
try and get a tinkle in before that, and then
I will again limit my liquids knowing the situation.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Hyd Yes, I'm limited, well, just at work, I'm limiting
my liquids.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Your coffee, I don't. I'm you're not having coffee.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm halfing the amount of coffee I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You're a psycho, you have severe mental health.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I have any other daking news?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I honestly though, I don't think it's breaking old news alert. Sure,
So what are you going.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
To do well the other day?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I like, are you wearing? Depends?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, I'm not wearing, surprised.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Just her bloomers, just.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Full bottom underwear, and you're not so am I hoping
for the other.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Bow up.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
She opens her jeans and sees the blue lines.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, no, it's weird. I thought you guys would make
jokes if you you know.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's weird that I live in fear of that.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Breaking news again.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Shout out okay,