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Sky Leaves The Work Fridge Door Open, The Show Is Challenged, Free Comedy Friday With Jamie Lissow

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime here we are, yes, buckle
up for this.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You're about to experience this show. How do you like
to get down with some real gangsters.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility the accountant and room
mothers Sky.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave nor.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Strong the enforcer thor am I negative all the time? Yeah?
Do I have issues?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
And dressed in black from head to toe.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's show and it starts.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It starts, it starts right down.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, we know Sky is a bit of a troublemaker,
but now our building is starting to figure it out.
This is not good. This is really bad.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Out people out people, Yes, Jill out.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I need to look inward. That you're the problem, always
has been. I know you don't admit to that. Ever,
the issue.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, okay, but you are okay in certain situations over talking,
saying weird things, doing weird things.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yes, but this one, that's a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
This one. I feel like I've been attacked by a Karen.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, well, this is back to back. Now. Yesterday you
told us about your issue in the break room where
you feel somebody is stealing your creamer, which is the
ultimate karma, meaning that you used a splash, quote.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
A splash cream one time, a splash.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
And thora has never forgiven you ever since.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Called for my firing multiple times over. And it wasn't
even his.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Creamer, for the record, but I've been affected by it.
Somebody stole from me, from the fridge family heirloom and.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Gave to me.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Somebody stole the whole thing, so I you know, I
personally affected. And uh, when you just take a splash
of creamer, it's still stealing.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
So splash, yeah, I would, I would allow that. Why
don't I just take slash? Why don't I just take
a splash of the money out.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Of your wallets? Just a splash. I feel that splash
a dollar, I feel I can grab.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay, Sky's wall splashes like a splashes.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, it's not it's not like that. But this time
I feel like I did nothing wrong and I'm the victim.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, hold on a minute here. Yesterday you were saying
that you know somebody was taking your creamer and this,
and that you know you've done the same thing in
the past. We've given you options like why don't you
use our refrigerator in the office?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Makes too many?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Does it make any sense that you don't? But okay,
and now yesterday, after that whole conversation, there is another
incident in the break room with a co worker and
you another one.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Now now your suggestion of using the office fridge. Maybe
he has our validities and now that I because honestly,
what happened to me would have been avoided if I
was using the office fridge. I mean, unless maybe you
guys agree with this one.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I just I just don't think you can be around people.
Your your thought of wanting to move to Oregon to
be away from humans, I think makes a lot of sense.
Now that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, you know what she does too with Oregon. Now
she keeps sliding in how great it is. In a
random conversation, I we got paid today and I was
complaining about taxes, and.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
That guy was like, literally, I make less.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
This year and less. I was talking about it again,
I make less this year and last year. How is
that possible?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
He's like, last year I was taxed in this category
seven dollars and twenty cents this year, seven dollars and
fifty seven taxes.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It was, It's crazy. So then Sky goes out of
the blue. You know, in Oregon, no sales tax.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I mean, I didn't have that tone, and I would
and I would, oh really, I go in Michigan they
have that too, but the property tax is higher, and
she goes not an or Okay, none of that was like, yeah,
I was just telling him I.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Believe immediately, are you moving or.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Can I do the show from organ the two of you.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I was just saying, I was excited when I found
that out.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I did not organ.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Okay, I like that at all. Whatever. So yeah, so
clearly I'm having issues interacting in our company kitchen. It
so I'm in there to get my coffee, like you know,
we covered yesterday and the whole creamer debate. I'm in
there twice a day to get two cups of coffee,

(04:42):
one crack of dawn and one between like seven thirty
and eight. And I feel like I'm a victim. I
was yelled at. Somebody yelled at somebody else, Well.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yell yelled someone yell yelling at you guys.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
A little senseiment.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
You are ridiculous. I can't think of anyone. It's her,
her daughter. Her daughter thinks people are mean to her,
even if they just look at her, that she very
they're mean.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Very sensitive household. So I'm in there and I'm I'm
doing my normal routine that I.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Did nothing about you as normal. Let's be clear.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
The word is not the correct one.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
You're doing your usual usual nothing about you nothing, but
you do nothing about you as normal. I want that
to be clear.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I don't feel that needed to be said. But okay, okay,
look at what you're wearing right now. I'd yell at
you too.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Look at what you're wearing, like a fuzzy blanket material.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, I love this honestly, it's a new one.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I drove by an encampment this morning that was dress
better get back like she was just left the care.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
She's wearing a fuzzy sweater and then and then I
was hooded sweatshirt on top of it.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Then that fuzzy sweater is giant. I mean, it's not
much and it has a double hoodie.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Jammis right, that's the one you got me, the one
that you put your pet in.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, it has a big pocket that you put your
small dog or cat in. No, this was a gift
from my family for the holidays. Thank you for noticing
my gray fuzzy sweatshirt. Well, the mistake was this morning
when I realized that it wasn't warm enough for me
and in the pitch black, I grabbed something to throw

(06:27):
on top. And that's what that's what we got here.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Always grabbed something on top. You always wald with just
that thing.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
There's something underneath it to take top.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Should have gone long sleeve. If I would have gone
long sleeve in just this, it would have been fine.
But anyway, I digress. That's that's not the issue, and
I don't think that's why the person was mean.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
To I would irritated. I would have considered yelling at you.
I just cameros just because of this rude.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
So I'm doing my usual routine in uh the kitchenette,
and you know that include it's filling up my stanley,
getting a coffee and then maybe getting a little bit
of trail mix and cheese.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's in a cup than you do that first thing
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Sometimes it's it's the coffee's and every time the trail
mix and cheese it a little bit is every once
in a while, and I normally try and do it fast,
hoping no one will see me because I feel weird
snacking at four am. But I do it anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I've done that before, I've grabbed the cheese. It's early,
and I hope nobody's coming. I find here's somebody walking
down the hallway. Try to do it really quick. I'm judged.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Why is there shame at ease?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I don't know. I mean checksmix right now, Wow, loud
and proud.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
So that's my usual routine when I'm kind of moving around,
and I normally, for some reason, pump my coffee first,
and then I'll open the fridge door, grab my creamer out,
put the creamer on the counter, fill my water, put
the creamer in the coffee, and then the cree goes

(08:00):
back in the fridge. Close the fridge. Here's the thing,
fridge door is open. All those steps I grabbed the creamer,
leave the fridge door open for some reason, put the
creamer down, fill my water, and then creamer, creamer back
in fridge.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Is weird?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I yeah, I like honestly, never really thought about it
till this morning. But that's my usual routine. And this
morning I don't know what's going on. We got a
lot of traffic in the building. I don't know why,
but there were like extra people milling around. Well I
know they're always here, I just don't see them in
the kitchen. And so as I'm doing that, there is
somebody else getting a cup of coffee and I am

(08:38):
chatting with them. You know how I like to have.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
My Oh god, I can't imagine talking early in the
morning off. Yeah, I was so annoyed. Yeah, because I
sit there, I make coffee at like five point thirty,
somebody's trying to talk to me, like, come on Friday.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So it started with the weather, of course, how cold
it is outside. We then moved into the big fire
Aid broadcast as last night, the whole thing. And so
I'm thinking we are having a lovely conversation. But as
it's going on, I'm seeing their face kind of turn
a little bit and I don't know what it's about,

(09:14):
but they seem distracted.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do they notice your outfit?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Okay, again, nobody besides you guys, nobody would wear at Okay,
it's not a blanket, it's not pajama's, Emily, it's a sweatshirt.
If that just happens to be fuzzy. Okay, so their
face is turning and then finally they kind of stop
me mid sentence and go, are you going to close
the fridge door?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, that's aggressive, thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's how I felt.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I felt like somebody just came by and shanked me
and ran off, Like shit. It was very aggressive right
in the middle of my lovely small talk to be
like are you going to close the fridge and like
with annoyed face too, like like judgy annoyed face, like hey,
slob leaving the fridge door open this whole time.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
It is It is crazy that the fridge doors open
that entire time, Like why is why don't you close it?
It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I feel like I'm right there, you know what I mean,
Like I'm on arm's length away, so.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'm doing this, so I do that open It doesn't
make any sense.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I don't know. It's all part of the same thing.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
If okay, if it was one thing, I leave it,
I open it up, grab my creamer, pour it into
the coffee, close it, put it in, and then close
it door. Totally fine with that. But the weird step
of opening the door, taking the creamer out, and then
doing other tasks your water.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
It makes no sense threwing your water on, so the
water I feel goes really fast. But once I started
the small talk with the other person, oh everything draw out.
Yes that's how I felt.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But yeah, because what Addie said, Like at my house
in the morning, I opened the fridge up to just
grab the creamer real quick, put it in my coffee,
put it right back so the door is open.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Don't make sense.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
It takes like ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, that's all. You don't have that extra step.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I don't have the extra step. I fill my water
up before I do my coffee like.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
A regular human being. Okay, what what was your response?
Immediately massive apologies, over apologizing.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, here's my ATM cars. Yeah yeah, like I'm so sorry,
and then so sorry, and then I clearly electricity and
then I clearly overdid it to the point where I
made it weird because then they started almost apologizing to me.
They're like, well, no, it's just my lunch is in there,
and I just you know, you know, thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's more about the electricity issue.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
It's like twenty seconds. Let's all freaking calm down. Now
I do this at home too.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
See that annoys me.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Excuse me, because, uh, this is something you guys may
not know about me. We keep a picture of water
in our fridge, and that's where if you want a
glass of water, you pulled the water pitcher out of
the fridge. Like not a Brita. We have a like
reverse water.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Filtrations, so many levels. You're not the only one to have.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
There's a level. I mean it is water so pristine
and so so if you want cold water, we fill
a picture up with the r row water and then
we keep it filled in the fridge all time.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
You just have ice. So the ice not reversed osmosis.
You can't.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
You can't put that ice water when I got glasses
of water.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, yeah, no, the ice is arrow. You know, that's
hooked up. Don't don't be tripping. But but still, but
but the hobby doesn't like ice. It hits his face.
I don't know, so he's anti ice, so he but
he still likes cold water. These people I don't anyway,
So when I pour myself a glass of water, I
need to refill the picture, right and so every time,

(12:55):
well yeah, because I like just keep it nice. And
full for the next person. You know what I mean.
Don't want like a half empty picture.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Can get like three or four glasses out once you
get to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
At the bottom refills it.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
No, I always keep it topped off.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
You got to keep your uses the last glass basically
like normal people would understand.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Again, just my usual process, guys, and so same thing.
I'll open the fridge door, leave it open, pour a
glass of water, then go to the r stand there,
fill the picture, put it back in the fridge, and
then close the fridge. And and that one is a
little lengthy, and even to me, I'm going like I

(13:35):
feel outside people would judge me for that.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, well that's insane. Do you also leave every light
on a fan't just turn things on? Leave? God, there's
nothing more annoying and stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Like that work. I'll close the fridge, give me twenty seconds,
Give me twenty seconds to do my business and get
out of my phone.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I don't understand why you can't just close it. But
your process is wrong. Yeah, but you know that right,
you open the fridge and close it.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Okay, okay, But to see they're saying, I don't have
to do that, So what if I take the water
out of the occasion equation. I opened the door, pour
the creamer, then put it back and closing.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Are you okay with that door or would you am?
I still blow into many mode.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't understand why you can't open the fridge and
close it. I don't understand why you open it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I heard that that actually uses more electricity opening. Yeah, good,
opening and closing it true, I've heard that. I don't
know if that's true or I don't know, but I
do know that. I mean, that makes so much more
sense than all of the other tasks here. And then
you just take out your creamer, pour it in, put
it back, close the door.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
So you don't kill your water up.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yes, So you don't think Karen will be mad at
me if I just do it that way?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Was it a female?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
No? I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, you're saying, Karen.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
So frequently, opening and closing the fridge waste electricity because
it allows warm air to enter the fridge. But if you
leave it open, then warm air is entering in the fridge.
So yeah, you're in the wrong.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Scott, anything spoiled this morning? I think we're all fine.
No one's gonna get salmonilla today.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Wow? Can you just be normal? Can you just be normal?
You're not? Uh, it's I mentioned. Did you check out
the big fire Aid concert last night? It was huge?
Now if you missed it, we will recap what went
down and talk about the big reunion that happened when
we get back on the show at Rock five three

(15:35):
Huge three doors down on the show. It's Rock one
five to three.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
So I'm sure you've been hearing about it. We had
the big concert last night up in l A. The
Fire Aid benefit concert. Huge, I mean absolutely massive kind
of acts that perform. It was insane. Yeah, really cool,
Emily and Sky. I know you guys watched it. What
was your highlights that you took away from it?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
For me? Well, first of all, I was so impressed
with how they did it because in my mind I
didn't understand how they were going to do it because
so many musical acts wanted to be a part of
it that they had to do two massive venues they
had at the Into It Dome and the Kia Forum,
and so I'm like, well, how are we going to
see everything? But they timed it perfectly where every artist

(16:32):
did between like two to four songs and then during
the set change they would go to the other venue
it makes sense, which was ready to go, so it
was like seamless. I was so impressed. My favorite was
when Slash there were some Zeppelin covers. When Slash came
out with the Black Crows and did go into California,

(16:55):
I thought was really cool. And every time I see
them slash her, I don't get how it's humanly possible,
but no doubt Gwen Stefani how, no doubt how at
this age she has that much energy to literally run
a marathon while singing like high intensity songs like and

(17:16):
just she looks beautiful. So No Doubt was like a
huge highlight.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I stopped it right before because we're gonna watch the
rest tonight, but I stopped it right before No Doubt
came on. But I'm super excited to see that. Yeah,
I saw Pink and she's like always absolutely incredible. And
then of course Alanis Morrise that came out and did
her hits and she was she hasn't aged. I don't understand.
She looks just the same that she did Atlantis. Yeah, Aged,
she's gorgeous, like she was so good.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Well, a lot of people are talking about the big
reunion that happened at the concert.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, three fourths of Nirvana came out clearly, not her.
Kobain came out and did did girl was out there?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh yeah he.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Has been kind of hiding since the skin.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, he's been la We had a force. So I
thought there was three members of remembers.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, fourth members.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh I thought there was, yeah, Dave, I guess yeah,
technically imparted. Okay, well, I thought there's three guys in Nirvana.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah so anyway, okay, yes, exactly the secret fourth member.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, I don't know if Okay, what does he do?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
He's like a guitarist, yeah, but he's not like on everything.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Yeah, but it's not like a face, you know, like back. Well,
so they did four songs and each one had a
different female vocalist. They had Saint Vincent, they had Kim
Gordon of Sonic Youth, they had Joan Jet and then
on All Apologies, they had Violent Roll doing the vocals.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
So they stand next to her dadist.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
You know she is upset, Well, would kid come out?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I know it's a baby's baby.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Do you not remember the Nirvana baby?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Okay, thrown at a pool.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
They had a big set where baby Dave's a legitimate child.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, cool, there you go.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wick Groll out of all That's what.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
I thought he said. At first, I'm like, why is
he saying? Okay? Okay? So yeah, so Nirvana basically, you know,
a little reunion of Nirvana on stage, which people thought
was amazing. And then Lady Gaga closed out the show.
It went till twelve fifteen last night. It started at
six thirty, didn't wrap up to twelve fifteen, which is

(19:35):
three fifteen on the East Coast if you were watching
from the East coast. But yeah, Lady Gaga closed out
with shallow and always remember us this way?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Did hang on? Did Bradley Cooper come out? Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
For shalla la la lo.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You can't do it. You can't do it by yourself?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Come out? What else do you do?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
He actually owns a cheese steak shop in New York
City and he's been there a lot making cheese steaks.
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Over guys, Ready to you know, celebrate the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah? Why did you see Doctor Drake come out?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh that was awesome?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, he did, Anderson Park was just up there, but
then all of a sudden he just came out and
did forgot about Dre.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah still Dre California left cool?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, can you do California Love.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Verse with and.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Yeah, so you can still don't.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Like him.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
His voice just was a little off with Dres. I
don't know, it just wasn't.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah yeah right, but yeah, before I was waiting for
Snoop to come out anymore.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Said some hot water right now though, Well, because like
a year ago or two years ago, Snoop called anyone
that votes for Donald Trump is a racist and was
like hardcore. No one asked him, he just said it.
And then he just recently performed for Trump with and
he's like trying to defend himself saying it's all about love,
and everyone's like, wait a minute, you said him.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, so if you didn't donate last night, you can
donate today. Still fire aid La dot org.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
There you go. Yeah, good stuff. Man. We were talking
about the Super Bowl commercials yesterday and that we're expecting
to see this year. Well, one thing that we didn't
hear about was the movie trailers that'll air. That's always
some of the best ones. That's always cool. We're gonna
see what movie trailers we might see. They're in the
super Bowl coming up next on the show and Rock
with a five three Stone Temple show that's not supposed

(21:42):
to happen. Stone Temple pilots on the show. It's Rock
with five three. Hello. So yesterday we were talking about
super Bowl commercials and what is coming up. You know,
we're excited, but then we don't want to know about them,
and then we still talked about it.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's a weird economy. I don't Yeah, well we did yesterday.
We already talked about it, damn. But yeah, we'll see
sucks supposed to like gain excitement, I guess or something.
I don't really know. Yeah, But one thing we didn't
hear about, which is one of my favorite parts about
the Super Bowl commercials, is the movie trailers. You know,
I got the big movies that are coming out. That's
usually where they debut some of these trailers, right.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, definitely, And this is you know, a new thing
where it's like, okay, we're gonna show a trailer at
the super Bowl, like a teaser trailer or whatever, and
then they track to see how much traction the full
trailer gets online, and last year at the Super Bowl,
the big winner by far was Deadpool and Wolverine. The

(22:40):
twenty four hours after the super Bowl, the full trailer
online was watched seventy five million times. Oh wow, yeah,
pretty pretty huge. So having your movie trailer at the
super Bowl is a big deal. And we now know
the nine movies that will have trailers yep, night Okay,

(23:01):
so kicketting off. We have Amelia, which is a upcoming.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I would like that. I mean, what happened after Many
Ducks D three?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Wait, that's where you go?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Why they brought him back to the series and that
didn't take off? Okay, So what happened to Coach bomb?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Coach bombay? Wow, that's deep.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
No, it's Pixar animated kid gets taken up by aliens
and he's really pumped right now?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Could you rather see that?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
It gets taken up and the aliens think he's like
they're liaison to Earth now and he basically tells them
everything about her. Don't lose amazing. Next we have the
Smurfs movie. So I guess there's going to be.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
A generation even know what Smurfs are anymore?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Do they care?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You rather watch the movie we will see that's not
it's not.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
We'll see the trailer for a movie called Novacane. Now,
this movie stars Jack Quaid. He's in the Boys, but
also the son of Ryan and Dennis.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Quaid had no idea.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, ja, he's mind just below. Yeah, look at that
nepo baby right then, Well you don't know what.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Of them both?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Really?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Look at all of us really.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
He looks wow.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
But fact So anyway, he stars in this movie called Novacane,
and it's this guy who, like Novacane, can't feel any pain.
But then the love of his life gets kidnapped, so
he's gonna go fight the thugs to get her back.
But guy can't feel any pain, so it's probably gonna
get pretty So is it a comedy?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, I think it's like an action sure, like an
action comed.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah. I mean he's a he's like a comedic actor.
But the boys like you, I'm sure, yeah, because like
you get stabbed and you're like you just look at it.
It's like you don't feel it. Yeah, like that's supposed
to be.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I don't think it's going to be laugh out loud.
But it's more action.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Comm that's my guess.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Don't think it's like a serious role. That'd be weird,
weird premise for a serious role. It's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I can't feel pain.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Okay, okay, you know better than me, clearly. Also with
the trailer at the super Bowl, we have Megan two
point oh you know that creamy doll.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, this is very underwhelming so far. Yeah, it's like
no big movies. O.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
We have Thunderbolts.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Florence Pugh is playing Black Black Widow the Fantastic Four
First Steps. Yes, Vanessa, Kobe a Storm, Pedro, Pascal, mister Fantastic. Okay,
I have no idea, yeah, because I would. I don't
think it's supposed to come out. I'm thinking teaser because

(26:19):
it's not supposed to come out till like July or
something like. So Eddie is okay, now you got me?
So what's bigger news? That? Or that Jack Quaid is
the Sun?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
You don't have stun you're more excited to hear.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
But I'm stunned by both, by both.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
By both?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Okay, good also with the trailer at the super Bowl,
we'll have Jurassic World reburn Charlette.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Joan, Well, your wife is pumped?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Why fun.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Whole?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Another thing I wonder Scarlett doing, and I wonder, I
don't know people liking these movies is like we're still
liking Fast and Vurious, but you're like, they're all exactly
the same. They're all but they're so The last one
was so bad, but.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I I love watching them too.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You didn't think the last one was bad though, Like
it wasn't good. I'm not watching it because I think
it's Oscar. Obviously it's not Oscar word. Obviously it's not
Oscar worthy. But they're not that. I don't think they're
entertaining at this point. Like the last Fast, Fast and
Furious wasn't good. It wasn't entertaining.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I just think they're to watch God.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Okay, we have the trailer for How to Train Your
Dragon will be at the super Bowl looking live action one.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, a little bit, butler what it looks like to
be in.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
That real dragon.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
And the final movie trailer we're going to get at
the super Bowl this year is for Mission Impossible, Final Reckoning.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Hoping for the best last one wasn't one. That was
a let down, A.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Little bit of a letdown. Last last one. Yeah, is
this the last one of the series? That's what they
That's what they said that. But I don't know, I
don't know who knows will take over?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
You think he's gonna take over everything?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Well, yeah, that's what that's his wish.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah. Well, people in the industry are surprised that one
movie didn't buy a commercial, and that specifically is the
New Superman movie. I guess they had a teaser in
the NFC and a f C Championship game, but they decided.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's just like remember Godzilla would be sick though.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Just a big lizard or what. I didn't see it. Okay, fire,
But they chose to spend their money Super Bowl Day
on the Puppy Bowl due to the fact that Crypto
the super Dog is in that and they feel like
that's going to be a huge win. Anotherwise choice, DC
advertising the Puppy Bowl versus the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Okay, look all right, it's about to happen. You guys
were going to try and break another world record. We
already have a little bit of an issue. I'm a
little concerned. This is how this is gonna go. We
will see We're gonna do our show is challenged when
we get back on the show at rocket a five
three jelly roll on the show, It's rock one oh

(29:21):
five to three. So we started this in the new year,
trying to break a world record with our new segment
hasn't gone really well so far. I haven't really come
close yet.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Now even close.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Listen, We're gonna get this thing done. Okay, although there
already is an issue for today's it. It's time for
the show is challenged.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Record the show washing in the record books.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Every week they'll try a different challenge to break a
world record. It's time for.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
The show is challenge.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Ah, yes, here we go once again. I really thought
last week we were gonna have a good shot at it.
With Emily's giant hands holding the tennis balls. I didn't
factor in her anxiety, and she started shaking and freaking
out and it was a nightmare. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I should have practiced more in hindsight ahead of time,
because I would have figured out that I should have
been putting the balls in between my fingers.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
And I suggested that you like yelled at me.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I was so hyped up and nervous that I didn't
hear your suggestion, like it didn't you.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Were you were a bad choice, which which is surprising
because you have the hands you do.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
But oh, oh, I thought I was going to do it.
Oh it was better than eight or whatever I got
twenty six.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
It was pathetic cover. All right, So we are going
to attempt to break another world record today, Sky. What
is the challenge that we will be going for today?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
The most saltine crackers eaten in one minute.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is going to be tricks.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Just for Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
So you got sixty seconds to eat as many saltines
as you can. And just like any other eating challenge,
survivor whatever, the whole thing needs to be swallowed, not
just having it in your mouth. Your mouth has to
be clean. And the trick to this world record is
you are not allowed any beverages, no liquid at all.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
It's really hard.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Just saltine.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, what's the record?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
You may laugh, and I did when I saw it,
but according to the Internet, it's really hard. The record
is six saltines. You have to swallow them right all
the way, nothing left in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, yeah, they turn into like gump you know, I
mean it's really it's like, uh, what's the there's thing
about it. You can't swallow cinnamon or something I don't remember. Yeah,
like there's weird things about your palette and saliva and
what things happen. Yeah, so this that actually doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
That it's so low.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That it's so low.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I think it's gonna be in the like twenties.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
So you're trying the salteine challenge. You put like a
there's a challenge where you put like I don't know
how many in your mouth at the same time you
have swallowed or you can't do it. Yeah, it's like
impossible because like there's no saliva, Like you can't get it.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, is actually a lot.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, this is a lot in sixty seconds.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
No liquids.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Now we have to choose who is going to attempt this.
My first thought was, well, Sky eats crackers a lot.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Oh and I love saltines oyster crackers. The bander the better, Honestly,
really weird.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Thing to see.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
If it's food you eat when you have the flu,
I'm probably gonna like them.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
So you basically live off the brat dice.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, okay, thank you for saying, okay.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
But there's no chance we're gonna have you do this.
You have a weirdly small mouth and teeth.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
So weird, and that's a little chicken.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
It's like baby teeth.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Okay, to be weirder, for mouth was bigger.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I I don't think she ever lost her baby teth.
I think she still has dreams she has baby teeth.
She can't eat fast.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I bet if she worked on one saltine crack.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I bet I bet she couldn't do one.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Have a saltine cracker this morning, and she'd be working
on it until ten fifteen.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Okay, Okay, you're being dramatic right now. I am a
very slow eater, so I don't appreciate all the insults,
but I do support me not.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Being you like saltines. But you there's no chance you
can No way, no way, Emily. I don't foresee you
being good at this.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I mean I did try the eating challenge with Thor
that one time when I first started on the show.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, she was so cocky, it was, and she thought
she'd eat more tacos than me about her and I
destroyed her.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You did?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It was just such a.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, And I realized though I am a fast eater, Like,
I'm not good at eating challenges. I just freak out.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
So it's between me and Thor. Yeah, here's the thing.
Thor eats really fast, he does, you know, but he's
also a very sloppy meat messy.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Everywhere.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
It's got to be in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yes, every little bit has to be in the mouth.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
And we know he's a special guy and he's got
like your soil guy, he's got I feel I feel
like he have an issue with how dry it would
be in his mouth and get like grossed out like men.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I'm going to make a case for myself, to be honest,
I've done several eating challenges on this show over the
years and performed. Okay, these eating challenges are tough. They're
really hard, like you see them on TV and go, oh,
I could do that. You can't trust me, you can't.
It's really really hard. But that being said, this one,

(34:52):
I feel pretty good. I have the strategy. I've been
saying it for years. In another segment, you choo choo, choo,
swallow okay, really swallow Okay. That is what I tell
Sky everytime for Drive Through Surprise, she never listens to me.
But I think that is literally what you got to do.
Like I might get like cut up in shards of

(35:15):
saltine in my throat, but I think I think you
can't mess around.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
If he does do it, you need to say that.
I'd also like to point out that Eddie has a
well known giant tongue that could be bad for here's
the thing. I was looking at it in a positive way.
I'm thinking it's going to produce more saliva. I was
thinking it's going to help your cake.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Maybe, yeah, if you too. If you do this, if
I were to do it, I would want to stick
them all my mouth no, no, no, and then try
to get them why. That's because you just you just
said the saltine thing. You can't do that. No, six,
I would literally die. You would die. You would fall
over and be dead. You wouldn't die.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I'm telling you could you do at a time. I
think that's I think these are mistakes. I think my strategy,
if I am chosen, will work of.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I think I think he's wrong. So because of that,
I would love to see you do it.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Challenge accepted. And let me tell you this there, smart guy,
after I break the world record, I want you to
put six saltines in your mouth and see what happens.
And then when you die, I'll be dead and you'll
laugh at me. Yes, with the way you're acting. Remember
how supportive I was when you did your challenge, you

(36:40):
bastard that you were. Here's the only problem.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Oh we don't, we don't.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Oh god, and it's a massive problem. I don't even know.
If I accomplish this, it will count because we send
young Jamie this morning to the grocery store to go
get salting crackers. Simple task, Yeah, very say, bro, go
buy some saltines. We're going to do the challenge today.
He said, no problem. Comes back, and immediately I know

(37:07):
we have a problem.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
This clown beside you. Hear saltine challenge? You buy saltines?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Right? Yeah, this clown cam came in walking in with
the great value generic brand of salting crackers. Damn it,
these are generics. I don't know. Are they going to
be the same as regular I don't. I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Maybe yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
If what the hell are you thinking? Bro?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You gave me your money, so I figured I get
the cheapest one, so I'm not spending your wasting your money.
But Eddie's not a cheap Yeah, it was me, I
would appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I don't mind a great value. You guys know I'm
a Walmart shopper. Yeah, my kitchen's full of great value products.
Even I know for the bit you get saltines, the
Nabisco ones or whatever they are.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Except this, I have no idea. Yeah, okay, because like, like,
is the salt content the same? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I don't know the box is Saltine.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I think it does say original salt oreos and.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Is the same Jamie, But tuxedo doesn't say Oreo.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Know. I did think Saltine it was the actual brand
the crackers. Until you said Nibisco right now. I was like,
oh yeah, I think that's right.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, Saltine is the type of cracker. But everybody thinks things.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
You see the box. You know exactly what we're talking is.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
You're a little kid.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
You have to be a true idiot not to buy that.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I don't even buy Gramma Nancy, these brands of saltine.
I get a regular salte.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Wow, you even spring for those for gram.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
If I was the difference? Yeah, double the price. No,
it was no.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Value.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, but it's this just like a bucking change. The
other one was like four. They don't they don't look
the same.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
No, they look family.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Try one.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
They look like they look like masa that.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
These don't look right. These don't look right.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
They don't right.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I know, like a like a normal saltine has a
little bit of fluff to it. Yeah, they're thicker. They
look very sick, like I'm swear. They look like like
I think that this might not even count. I might
be wasting my time, damn it, Jamie.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
And what's the face of.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Taste is good?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I actually really like saltines. And there's like not very
much salt on that, and they're not.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
As crispy having more not having salt on them, though
they help you, it's true, but I will count.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Like, I don't know, not much, not as much as
the regular.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I don't trust anything. Emily just said that. I don't trust.
Don't listen to anything. Emily just said, because that was
just the word there's like no salt on it. There
actually is salt on it, so there isn't She has.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
A massive salt problem, all right, So I got a minute.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I got the timer.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh, you're doing the time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I don't trust these chicks.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I thought Emily is always the time tim Yeah, we
don't trust her.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
You demoted Emily from being.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
She does freak out anytime we do the time.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Actually, okay with it, but you gotta fed. I can't
handle it.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I can't you can't handle it.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I don't like the pressure. I don't like the pressure
of the time.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I got the time. Restift for one minute. It's gonna
buzz at one minute, okay, rather than a stop watch.
Make a little easier.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
What okay? All right?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I mean when you're ready, I mean when you're ready.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Picks saltines all the way down, involved thrown off, Choosewell,
got got.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
It weird today?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Why are you attacking weird right in the middle of
my my challenge?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Because she stood up?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Okay, all right, Eddie, you got this six?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
You got this in a minute. I have no idea
how this is going to go, because I mean, obviously
I've never attempted anything like this. You got it, all right,
So you tell me you count me.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Down A three, two, one go.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
It's on his sweatshirt, it's on his arm, it's stop
on his arm. Okay, we're already done. We're already done.
It's on the floor five seconds. It's because it broke
in half when he put worked.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
For twelve seconds in. I think he should do all
that at once.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Okay, okay, hey, hey, we're being supportive for he can't
get to the first one. Swallow brown, Okay, two is in.
He decided to go full cracker at once instead of
biting it in half like the first time.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
The thirty second mark.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Was in, but the second one wasn't.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
All the reason.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Oh no, he's shaking his head. Now, you swallow, Eddie,
you chum.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
It's a desert, the desert.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
It's a desert in your mouth. Okay, okay, second, but
I feel like, oh god, oh one should do okay.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Eddie, Edie?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Oh five five?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
He hasn't. He has to swallow.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I know five's in.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Okay, Okay, he's looking. Don't choke, bro you're kind of choker.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
He's done.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
He got five time, he got five in, but he
got five in.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
He didn't eat.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
His mouth is passed. Don't think, dude, you look like
a chip bunk right now.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
It literally sucks out moisture in your mind trying to
swollen cotton or something.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You can't with you trying to talk right now. Oh oh, no,
oh no, oh. Thor was a stack of six?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
A stack of six?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I shoved two in my mouth and my mouth went moisture.
That's what you said.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Remember, well, I didn't say I could do it. I
said that I would do this style more than that
I would do this, rather what you did. You're out
of your mind because I read online. If you do
all six at once, you try to get the rappers
saliva and kind of do it into a ball.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
All right, all right, to tell me that I did,
and you yelled at you know, the your the thought
process that you read online.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I said, put it six in your mouth and wants
to code it in saliva.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
You didn't say you read it online. I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Oh I didn't. I didn't just make that ge.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
And he's still in there down it's still okay.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Two minutes yea, All go ahead? Yeah, well, I mean
we'll be here until tomorrow. He's not going to come
close to get any of those things. You need a
little bit of a.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Little but no cheating. You gotta swallow that zip. Don't
be holding it in there. Guy was so gross. You
just gargled and then it came out his mouth?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Beard, Why did you need to gargle?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
All right, good luck? Six?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Three?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Shove them in.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Hang on, Emily, he's really tacooter this okay, yeah, three, two,
one go.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
He's covering his mouth for some reason.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
It's hard to get what hell some just came out
just breathe. Welcome to hell. You're in the sahara.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Remember you just make it into a ball, which is
a live every time.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
There's so many that it's like a f Are you
getting close?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
He's getting close?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Is that right? Is that right? Because it looks still
like you have a giant rot in your mouth. I
don't think so. It's bad.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
You're like a cat with getting up a hairball.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I'm telling you it's brutal.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Okay, how's the time we got close?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Ten seconds?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Okay, make the ball, bro where's the ball?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
He's gonna die. I told you would die. I told
you you would die. You're not even close. It's still
all in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
It's all over the ball. I mean, there are close chewing.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
How are you close? Talking about you? You're still chewing.
You are still chewing. I don't know what he's talking about. Well, yes,
this is I blame the Cracker. I blame Jamie and
the Cracker. What a ridiculous thing for him to do.

(45:14):
Same another minute, I mean, all right, another fail.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
We need to do better. We need a better support system.
Thanks Jamie. It looks like we have another NFL player
that really likes massages. Yeah, we're gonna see what player
is being accused of massage misconduct next. In sports skirt, well,

(45:44):
there seems to be several teams that are interested in
trading for the Padres starting pitcher Dylan Cees. The Mets,
the Braves, Red Sox, and now the Cubs have been
in trades discussions with the Padres about the picture. We've
heard Michael King maybe on the trade block as well.
I don't know what is exactly the plan is, but

(46:05):
we will see if they ended up making these trades
or not. But yeah, where there's smoke, there's usually fire.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
So we'll say that.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Well, I mean, listen, if you can get back several
really good players for Dylan Ceese, you know, that might
be the situation that the Padres are in.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Right now, but that be a big loss. For the team.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Dylan, Yeah, I mean he's a yeah, familiar as you got.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
So he threw h oh wow, Scott, Oh my god,
I'm gonna remember, like big deal. If it wasn't the Chiefs,
I probably wouldn't remember, probably, like you know, I don't
absorb that.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
So it looks like Deshaun Watson isn't the only NFL
player in Joseph asel massage what well, maybe a little
too much? Yes. The Ravens All Pro kicker Justin Tucker
has been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by six different
massage therapists. Now, Tucker's conduct has caused these therapists to

(47:08):
refuse to work with him again, and also resulted in
two spaws banning him from returning. Obviously, Tucker is denying
the allegation, saying that they are unequivocally false oh six times.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Which is interesting. I wonder why he was awful this year.
And I wonder if like massages, yeah, or if he
knew this was coming and it was in the back
of his mind, in the head. That's a mental thing.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
What kind of spas does he try to go to
if he doesn't know that those are those kinds of spas.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I think maybe you know, he's got money. He's got money,
and he's rich. He thinks to do whatever he wants.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
That's what happened with Watson.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, he's head over my neck of the woods.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I think I don't know that he.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I'm pretty sure they'll.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Help him for a massage.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I mean, he clearly did this right. I mean it's
six different massage places. Why they all lied? What were
we up to with twenty eight or something like that? Yeah,
you know so, but like this, it's just like just
I'm sure there's I'm sure there's I don't know who knows,
who knows, I don't know. Not great for just not

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great for.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
The NBA All Star reserves have been named and are
headlined by the Spurs second year star Victor Weibanyama. He
narrowly missed out on a starting spot to Lebron James
and Kevin Durant, but he did make his first All
Star game. Joining him in the West will be James Harden,
Anthony Davis, Anthony Edwards, Jaron Jackson, Alpern Sengbun and Jalen Williams.

(48:35):
Over in the East, it's gonna be Jaylen Brown, Pascal Siakam,
Kate Cunningham, Tyler Hero, Darius Garland, Damian Lillard, and Evan Mumbley.
We will be getting the major NFL awards next week
in the NFL Honors Show, but some other awards are
being handed out as well. These sporting news have put
out their list of their winners from this past season.

(48:57):
Sakwan Barkley has been named the Offensive Player of the Year,
Miles Garrett was named the Defensive Player of the Year,
Jayden Daniels is the Rookie of the Year, Sam Donald
Donald the Comeback Player of the Year, and throw your
boy Kevin O'Connell Coach.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Of the Years. They didn't name m v P.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
I guess they don't do like an m v P.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, I mean, Ko congratulated.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
You're gonna send them tout out of the text right now.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Hey, Koe, congrats Bud.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
It's really nice of you.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Congrats Bud.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
What do you need to go answered?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Well, I'll follow it up by saying you need to
start within the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Oh, I'm hard. Why are you so aggressive? Talk Coach
of the year A hard time. That's just how you are.
That's your relationships house.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
One year watching the Super Bowl. Okay, bettis Stanley by Sports.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
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Uh I got a question for you guys to ponder.
Think about this. Would you rather have extra love, money
or time? Think about it. We're gonna see what we
would pick. Coming next on the show and rock with
a five to three. That's the Chili Peppers on the show.

(50:09):
It's rocking O five to three. All right, what are
you thinking about it? I said, you need to ponder
this question. Hopefully you've thought about it. Gotta don't just
quickly answer here. Yeah, if we could give you extra love,
money or time, which one are you taking? Now? I
do have one question. Are we talking about time in

(50:31):
our day or time in our lives?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I was thinking the same thing.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
They don't specify, but I think it's kind of both.
Whether you decide to add on another ten minutes every
day or you add on a couple of years at
the end. Either way, in the grand scheme, you're getting
more time.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Not necessarily. I could drop dead tomorrow and then my
ten minutes extra doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Oh interesting, Okay, I don't know. They don't specify, so
you'll kind of have to. I guess whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I just got faith.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Decide that one on your own. Decide that one on
your own.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I think I know the I think I can answer
for all of you what you would say. But I
love to know what do you think? Did he uh t?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Diddy is taking the money because the money. Taking the
money and the money, the money equals the other things.
If I have more money, I get more love, whether
I like it, whether it's really fake. I get more
love from everybody, whether it's real love or fake love.
It's love, and you don't care. I'm getting it, but
you don't. You're fine with fake I'm fine with fake love.
You're okay with that real love I get from my family.

(51:41):
I don't want real love from you get from Mary J.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Blige.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. I have enough love for
my wife and my family. I don't need more love. Time.
We know how I feel about time. Okay, I don't
want to do I want to live don one hundred sure.
But if I'm drooling on myself at eighty you always
say because I don't want I don't want to be
that guy. So at the end of the day, money
makes you happier. Okay, financial security means more than anything,

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So give.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Me the cash. Now, what about this? More love could
mean like you're more famous and people love you more,
and then maybe that could equate to more money.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I don't want to be famous. I want to be rich.
If I have between famous, I'd rather be rich and
not famous. Being famous seems like the most miserable thing
on earth. I used to like as a kid, thinking, Oh,
that'd be so cool. That seems like the worst thing
on earth. It makes you weird. It's all those weirdos
at the Golden Globes, no things.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, you're all weird and just cuckoo.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
You don't want to hang out with Anna Taylor joy Nough.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Just give me the cash.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Put him down for money, Emily extra love, money or time?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Well, I've got gobs of time. I don't really do much.
I go to work here, I got stuff I do
for my family in the afternoon. But I've got plenty
of time. I got too much time.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
You have nothing going on.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Stuff going on. I got lots of friends going on.
Because of what I just said. I have tons of
friends and family and I feel like I'm very loved,
so I don't think I need any more love. I
want money. To give me the money more suits.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Emily down for the money sky, Yes, you have extra love,
money or time? What are you taking well?

Speaker 4 (53:48):
As you guys know, when it comes to finances, I
think I'm pretty hip with it. Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I'm going to disagree.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
I agree to disagree, all right. I listen to a
lot of self help books and inspirational and one of
the topics that everything A common theme in these books
is what do people say on their deathbed? I burn

(54:19):
hundreds to stay more? No, No, that's a clip taken
out of contest. Let's not do that. And a common
thing that pretty much the number one thing people say
on their deathbed and that they say they would trade

(54:39):
anything in their life for, is more time. Thanks, And
so I agree with that sentiment.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
And it could be You've got tons of time.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Hey, guys, I love money tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, okay, yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
So when I get word that the end is near,
whether it's a horrible diagnosis soon or whether it's when
I'm ninety five years old, I know I'm gonna want
more time whenever that announcement comes, I'm gonna want more time.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
You could be like thorn, begging for your death.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
I'm not going to be begging you.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I mean, if I don't know, if I'm on a
bed and everyone's gathered around me and I'm just like
pull the plug, guys, just do it.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah, I'm being to this guy at his misery surgery.
I'm gonna put something in in his IV. Yeah, sorry, whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You got you a million dollar baby me?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
I got you million doll her baby you out of
references I couldn't think of.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
So I wish I would have written it down because
I would have told you sky will She may say love.
I think she's gonna say time. But we all know
this chick talks about money more than anybody I know.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I think somebody's going to get pissed.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Always looking to get rich quick, always things. Always, her
whole life is get rich. But she cannot force herself
to say no. If I can have because much you'll take,
she won't do it. But I know that's the.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
It's the real answer. I mean, you could get extra happiness,
that's different. But you you will choose money. You won't
say you will. You don't like the way that sounds.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Not in this scenario, time to do? What to be,
to be with my loved one?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
What about it? Not to be with your loved ones?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
To visit aquariums, to visit aquariums, to spend spend Christmas?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
And why you can do all those things you can do,
all those things you don't need extra do that already?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Well, I mean, I hope I still have.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
You just choose not to do you just choose not
to do that.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
I would pick more time, thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It's live all time.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I don't think that's the case.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
What about you straight to your face, straight to your face.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I'm it's sort of in the same boat where I
don't I feel very loved. I don't feel like I
need extra love, be nice too much little little little.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Cuddle time, too much love.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
You can't have too much love. Time is obviously, it
just depends what are we talking about with this time?
You know, at a time in my day now, I'm
good and I want to go to bed. I'm right
now I'm thinking about going to bed.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Okay, what about live longer?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
It just depends, you know, like when am I going
to go if I've lived a full life I'll be
ready to go. But if I you know, if you
tell me I'm going to die tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
You get a rare disease and they can't cure it. Yeah,
it sucks. Obviously, if you have a lot of money,
you could at least like go on a crazy vacation.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
It's too tricky of a question. So just like most people,
give me the cash, which.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
You would say you thinks she's better than.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Because we know the real sky.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, we know there is time.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
What do most people want? Well, I wonder.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Third place twenty four percent want the love come on
and what he needs that second place twenty nine percent
want the time.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Then everyone else is on it.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Six percent say give me the money.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
You want to change your answer?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Why because it just looks bad?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
No, not because I don't know anyone that does scratchers
or plays the lottery more than Sky. But she won't
take the money.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
You could still want more money. But if you're asked
between that and something else, like if I was asked
between money and health, I'm going to pick health, wouldn't
you guys?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
So I'm not going to pick money over everything, and
I equate kind of time to health. It gives me
more time.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
You want more You want more time to do more scratchers, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
More time to try to win more money. Yeah, yes,
you it's not gonna happen all right.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
It is a free comedy Friday today and we are
going to have the very funny Jamie Lissau in studio
with us when we get back on the show on
Rocoto five three. That's Black seventh on the show, it's
Rocodile five to three. We are very happy. It is
a free comedy Friday today and our next guest is

(59:19):
performing at the Mike Drop Comedy Club. You can go
see Jamie Lissau, who's gonna be performing. Maybe you could
see him. Maybe, Although tonight he's sold out. His first
show is sold out tomorrow, so limited tickets eight thirty
for the second show. Jamie, thanks for coming in still
I would appreciate that. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm
very sour.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
I'm excited they sold I think they misspelled my name.
Foxy's talking.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I don't know, I don't think something. No, no, no,
it's you. She's like Matt Rife. Actually that could be.
But yeah, we guys are almost the same yeah, second
second show. I guess we got some tickets got second Yeah, yeah,
so it definitely comes see Jamie. Jamie's everywhere these days. Man. Uh.
Before I get into any of that, though, I have
to tell you I was thrown off a little bit
by the val situation normally because we've been doing free

(01:00:03):
comedy Friday for over a decade and usually if the
club comes in, they bring the comic. Yeah, and we
noticed that that Mike Drop. The representatives came in, which
is great, but they arrived separately. Then you and you
took an uber. I did, Now, why why is that?
Did you not want to be in the car with them?
Or like, what's going on? What do we do? We

(01:00:23):
know what the deal is? I don't know. I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
I just they just had picking up. Oh I think
I know I happened. I think they thought I was
running a car and I didn't. And then I called
an uber And have you ever called an uber? And
and I was looking at the thing because I was
a tiny bit late. I was glad I made it
in time. Yeah, But if you're called an uber and
then you're looking at the car and it's like spinning around.
It was doing that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
It's awful.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Yeah, I got actually I got on a video of
this guy. Is there ice in San Diego? But yeah,
I just took it. I just took an uber. Okay,
I would have happily.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I'm not like you. You would have been okay with
getting picked up. Yeah. When I talked to those guys,
why wouldn't they pick you up? Save me the uber?
The cost? When I heard the shows were sold out,
I was like, I deserve a car alone, you know,
because I saw them in there and I'm like, well,
where's where's Jamie? And then al, he's on his way,

(01:01:13):
and I go, he's on his way, but he didn't
pick him up. We would have to ask him. I
have to see what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, anyway for the solo car, right, I don't like
talking to people in situations.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah, you know what I like about your show already.
So I got in the car and the guy was
playing like some very melodic, soft classical music, and I
like to go the other way in the morning. I
like how you guys were like beastie boys black that's
how you wake up. This guy is like, who knows,
that's why he's car spending. This is shocking because I
thought everybody was listening to us. This is I'm not

(01:01:48):
kind of stunned, kind of that's not great. That's not great.
Now I'm like feeling weird about I mean, it didn't
say what the station I'm going over to? Rock on
a five. It didn't come up us.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Actually, the whole time in my head, I was trying
to got to tell him the music sucking a way
to say to him, what do you guys think when
you get in an Uber? Do you think the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
If I drove a Newber, I'd be like, I'd be
customer focused and I might go, hey, what do you
want to listen to? This guy? I felt like I
was on his you know what I mean? I feel
like I'm always on the Uber driver whatever he wants
to see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
If I drove an Uber, it's my car, my rules.
My job is just to get you there as fast
as possible. You don't care if I'm going to get
you there as fast as possible. Buckle up, you're getting
my music. But it's my music by podcast really in
my customer service, cutomer service, getting you there as fast
as possible, Yeah, okay, service, But.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
I like it when I have hand sanitizer, water.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Bottle options that smells nice. Yes, you could have all
that and then get there late.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Let me throw this, let me let me ask you this. So,
as the Uber driver that controls your on car, I
was in an Newbery the other day. I don't know
if you approve or discipl I was an over the
other day and as we're driving, the guy, you know
they always tell you, hey, I'm opening a yoga studium
and it's just for fun. Like every Uber driver is
independently well think I was doing about driving.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
My last Uber driver claimed they had just had a
phone call with Jeff Bezos's assistance.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Yeah, yeah, I've called Amazon customers. Yeah that's a fancy
that makes sense. So I'm in an Uber and and
the guy go he does the thing, and he's like, oh,
I'm a musician. I'm actually pretty high school. He proceeds
to not only put his c D into the console.

(01:03:35):
It's very religious. It's a lot of like God praise
got singing along.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
With it, don't. I don't do politics religion in my Uber.
I separate politics and religions in the schools.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
If you guys ever exited an Uber while it was
moving because that's what I almost did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
It was that's insane, it was wild, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I actually was talking to my wife yesterday and we
were driving, and I was, I'm really good at weaving
in and out of traffic. I'm I'm an East Post driver.
And I said, you know, I would do Uber for fun.
I would like your car. I would go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Five to anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I wouldn't know you're silent, and my whole thing would be,
I like airport. I want to get you to the
airport as fast as possible because I know the anxiety.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
But you got a sky who was going to talk
to you. The music you don't have to have like
Uber excel uber comfort. Yours would be uber my comfort,
whatever you want. Yeah, makes sense. I'm seeing you everywhere.
You're You've been doing all kinds of different you know,
amazing TV appearances, You're you know, all these big different

(01:04:40):
you know, what is it? Things in the fire, Irons
in the fire.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Do some irons in the fire. Got a lot of
good stuff going on these days. It's getting's getting kind
of crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
We have one little thing that happened was because you know,
we have to balance our life and our work now
I've heard about this, it's you gotta you gotta try it,
and like I want, like I'm opening a yoga studio,
but I still drive.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
But the I think what happened was we just started,
like at some point in comedy, like back in the
day when I started, you know, you do free comedy Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
I used to do free comedy for everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
No model, And then one day somebody goes like, hey,
it looks like we can work every weekend. And then
just recently they go, you can work every day. Like
if like you can book a weekend, they go, you
want to work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. So there comes a
point where you have to decide, like if I say
yes to everything, I have no life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
That's tough.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
And then I so I got engaged recently and my
my girl fiance is a doctor, and so I would go,
you know, be with her when I could and do gigs,
but she just switched completely to telemedicine, so she travels
with me all of the time. So I am like,
book me everywhere. Wow, because now I got my girl
with me and you can do fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Yeah. Yeah, so I'm doing everything right. What's it like
being with the doctor. We were talking about this the
other day. Is it cool because like you get free
medical advice? Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Or is that like uncomfortable? Sometimes I'll go, hey, could
I have your autograph? And I'll hiding a prescription and
prescription It's it's great if you do feel cared for.
But I will say, I can't see you how many
times she has looked at me like with a loving look,
and I go, oh, she's about to kiss me, and
then she'll just grab a piece of skin for my forehead,
like she'll lean in and then she's just diagnosing me

(01:06:18):
for I love it though, I like. I like having
someone I like. My kids get sick, I just go,
hey what and she gives them a whole run to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
My brow a doctor and text for everything. And my dad,
who's worse the hyperchondriact earth calls him for everything. Really,
he abused it. He abused he ruined it for everybody.
But it is nice, like happened recently with my wife.
It is nice to be able to call and just go, hey,
what do you think of this? And he gives you
you know what he thinks it is, and it's like,
all right, that's save me.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
I feel like she does care because like just almost
every day she's like, here's something else we could try
for rectel this month.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
And I appreciate this, and that's nice. Now, you guys
still based in Alaska, because I know that you were
in Alaska. Yeah, so I live in Firms, Alaska up there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
And then but she's in Boise, Idaho, and so we
have her place in Boise, and but I work in
New York. So that's you know, the shows in New York?

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Where did you meet?

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
We met? I was opening for Rob Schneider. Can I
do like a heartfelt? I go back and forth. So
I was opening for Rob Schneider at this theater and
her and her friend snuck in. It was a sold
out show, and they like were drunk and they snuck
into this sold out show. Her sister's a bit of
a con artist. I'm saying in a friendly way, like she.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And so would have.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
And she when Rob went on stage, she kind of
she just kind of like went to use the restaurant
or whatever I opened. And then I got off and I
was telling you I was setting up the merch table,
and she just came up and said like, oh, hey,
you were funny and we hit it off. You ever
have one of those like, wow, this is that's it?
And I had that. She did not, and but she
never went back in. We talked the one hour while
Rob was on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Missed the whole secon Well, you could pay for it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
So yeah, I love Robo Spearrius. And but then so
I'm actually performing at that same theater next Friday, and
on my way here I was told it was sold out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
It's not right on my drive here. Yeah, maybe your
next wife will ste it made me the thing. Yeah,
Alaska though, what you know, it's been a dream of
mine to do like a cool fishing trip or something
like that. But there's like only certain times of the year,
right that you go to Alaska, that is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Correct, And where I live is what you're picturing, So
like Anchorage is pretty normal, but I live in Fairbanks,
which is nine months of darkness. Yeah, we had like
thirty to thirty blow zero for ten days this year.
And I would recommend going there if you have a
ticket back home, because yes, I moved there due to
an ex wife situation is from there, and so yeah,

(01:08:56):
so I don't I don't love the fact that I
have to live there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
But I have made made peace with it. Yeah, is
what it is. Yeah, it's hard. It gets a little depressing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Without the dark, so you can't tell between two am
and two pm. Sometimes, No, especially back when I was drinking,
you can't tell. They go in the summer, it's really bright.
You should get blackout curtains, and I go, I'll just
black out. I'll just black It'll save It'll save this money,
you know. But yeah, but I feel like I'm kind
of making it work, you know, with you. But it
does get sad, Like my friend. I call my friend,

(01:09:26):
I go, kind of feeling sad, and he's like, isn't
the Aska beautiful? And I go, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
It's so dark. I want to kill myself. I can't
even find it, can't evend a rope, it's so dark.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Oh my god. Boise is nice, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Do you know when you go to Boise, they go
if you ever been? The first time I was there,
I go, it's so great to be in Boise and
they go, it's boy c did you know that? And
I go, could you? I I just got here? Could
we not be critical? Give a minute?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah? Maybe later we can go to the Sioux the
animals I think pieces. That was like a jokernade. We'll
get second. I got it though. That was good. I
think think piece is one of my favorite things he
was ever said about a joke that was really good. Listen,
you gotta go see Jamie. He's at the mic Drop
Comedy Club. Like I said, there's one show available eight

(01:10:17):
thirty that is tomorrow night. So definitely scoop up those
tickets because Jamie, you're awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
I have a think piece in college that's really smarkle
you sleep but now and then think peace.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
It's like a side piece. But he literally figured that out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah, that's incredible, It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Say that one. Say that one for Boise. My friends
used to go, do you have a side piece on
a front piece? I just need I need just somebody.
You gotta start with one pieces. You know, than you
guys for having absolutely If you are reading Skuy, you
read those like sexy novels, right, you know?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Do you picture a celebrity when you're reading like a
sexy character?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Occasionally?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I could, Well, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Gonna see what celebrity we picture in our heads when
we read it. Something sexy? Come next on the show
a rock in a five three linkin parts on the show,
it's rock five three. Uh so, Sky, you like to
read those romance novels from time to time, right when

(01:11:21):
you're soaking in the bath?

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Oh yeah, those those you and Roberts. Yes, me and Roberts.
And I'm a paperback gal. Thanks for asking. I don't
want your hardcover. You're too difficult to read in the
back kind I'm in the bath. I don't I don't
let you cut yourself. I don't need troubles. I don't
need trouble, never have it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
She likes her paper calendar and a paper book.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
But you just put it on a little stand and
you can just with my wet finger there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Yeah, I'm just wiping my finger, swiping wand no, I
enjoy the paperback now at the end of the book. Yes,
it is all weird and warped looking from all the
steam in the path. And it's definitely on the paper.
I don't care about that. That's why it looks all

(01:12:09):
like the pape the page. Ye okay, So is that
the only time you read your books is in the bath?
That or occasionally, because you know I'm a big traveler.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
You guys.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
No, but like if I do happen to go somewhere,
I'll normally tuck a book away. Only about fifty percent
of the time do I actually go to said book,
But I will tuck a little Nora Roberts away.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Okay, that's an interesting way to tuck something. Yes, you
will boo boop like that. Yeah, okay, I don't know
when you would else you would read something sexy. I'm
trying to think, like, what else would occasion would.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
You read the interest rates going down?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Oh that's sexy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
That is sexy for me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
There was a time when I really got into a
good one because I think because it hit close to home.
It was about a handyman Emily who had just moved
in next door. Yeah, she had bought an old she
had bought an old Victorian, And me and Emily like
handy guys. So yeah, so the handyman one was a
hard worker. Yeah. I was really into that one. So
that one I actually put in my purse and I

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would like read in like you know, waiting for appointments
doctor's office, Like whenever I had a free second, I'd
read there too.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
I'm referring to like besides a novel. What else would
you read something sexy in?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Oh, like like chick magazines, and I think even guy
magazines like have stories of like you know, whether it's
asking for advice of a situation. But I know definitely
like the women's magazines like Cosmo, they'll even do like
short little sections of like sexy stories for women to read.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Okay, yeah, Well, if you're reading a novel or a
sexy story or whatever, do you have a go to
celebrity that you picture in your head when they're talking
about the characters? Oh you do?

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Who do you imagine?

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Well, you know, clearly it's my husband if we happened
to be in a fight or something and I gotta
go another direction wise, excuse me. I think of Brad
Pitt always, and it's like Legend of the Falls, long hair.
For some reason, he has to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I can. I can figure that out very easily because
of the fob yeo looking guys that are on those covers.
You know, you probably don't find Fabio in twenty twenty
five that hot, you know, maybe Chris Hemsworth with but
you go Brad Pitt, Legends of the Fall.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Yes, yes, that's where I live. So he's he's the
handy man who's moved in next door.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, sut off the work done?

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Well, yeah, because it's all hot and sweaty, you know,
and he's doing all the work and he has to
take it off.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
So, you know, I don't think Emily knows how to read.
I don't know how to read well. I mean, if
I read, you don't read books or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
I don't read books.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
No, well that's what I meant, but I read.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
I know how to read general.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Yeah, thank you, right, thank you. So I can't even
ask you this question.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
No, you can't. I've never read one of those books before.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
I'm like, if you were to, would there be a
celebrity that you would try to imagine? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I think right now it would probably be Glenn Powell.
I am all in on him after seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Dude, what a crazy thing to say. Uh, that's his man. Man,
he wants to to I'm sure he will. I was
going to ask him, but now I don't even have.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
You don't have to ask him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Well, maybe you could ask him about ladies like you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
He's not going to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
That doesn't even make any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
This guy, this guy knows men ladies obviously, still number one.
Still still she hasn't gone anywhere. Somebody could have overtaken
her like a Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Yeah, she pops around sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Sidney Sweeny is hot. But Ana the almost is number
one at number one, analy is one B one A
is my wife?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Oh give me a break?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
So fully is my wife?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Full of so?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
And then one bee is anted the armas okay, and
the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah way ok yeah, yay, way down.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
There isn't even a be. There isn't even a be. Yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I don't know if I believe that. Well, they looked
into this and tried to figure out what celebrities do
we imagine in our heads when we're reading something sexy?

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Yeah, And seventeen percent of people legit said their spouse.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
I get it. Really, second, they're probably with it in earshot. Okay,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Seven percent say they're X, and then yeah, I'm a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Is that weird?

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
And then everybody else goes celebrities. So when you're thinking
of celebrity women when you're reading a sexy something, number
five Scarlet Johansson, Oh yeah, number four Selena Gomez what no? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
My god, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Number three Zandaya, I don't know she's so.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Yeah, I don't know her.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
There's nothing sexy. It's like she's not ugly, but I
don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
She's like sex nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Number two celebrity men or people think about when reading
a sexy novel is Megan Fox not anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I still think she's I still think you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
I watched we watched a New Girl episode recently, and
she is so it's like ten years ago. It's crazy
how much hotter.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
She is that she is. No, maybe you were, you
can be like sky In think of her from like Transformers, not.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Specifically right now, that specific version.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I got my girl Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
And number one is Angelina Jolie.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Way have you seen her again?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Maybe we're thinking of old Angelina.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Yeah, a specific time, yes, angel Yes. Now when it
comes to the men, who what celebrity men are we
thinking about? Number five is Chris Evans. Number four is
Ryan Reynolds. Number three is Chris Hemsworth.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
This is like doors list, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Number two is Brad Pitt only two and the number
one celebrity guy people think of when reading a sexy
novel is Channing Tatum.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Oh, the list get there and it sounds like an
older crew because the female list is terrible. City Sweeny.
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
It doesn't make it h Falling asleep can be tough, right, Emily.
Some people need different things to help them fall asleep. Well,
we're going to see how many of us do one
particular thing to fall asleep when we get back on
the show and five three offspring on the show, it's

(01:19:02):
walking O five to three. I think the question that
we get asked the most about our jobs is our
sleep schedule. Yeah, Like, is it hard waking up that early?
Or you know, what do you do? Do you go
to bed at like five o'clock?

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I don't go to bed at five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
And when you tell people don't think it's shocked because
we all go to bed pretty much around the same
time between yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Yeah, and they're like, oh, what do you tell me
wake up two?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I don't wake up at two. Yeah, But you know,
it is tough.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I mean, I've been doing this for thirty plus years
and you never get used to it. Easy to me,
not easy to me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
The worst part about it isn't like I could go
to bed at three am and wake up to go
to work, like because you got to go to work.
It's the after work. Because if you don't get to sleep,
it ruins the rest of my day. It makes me
miserable and groggy the rest of the day. But I
don't want to do anything, and I'm tired, and then
you take too long of a nap. That's the worst
part about it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Well, here's the tough part for you in particular, and
Emily is it a lot of the times you say
you have a hard time falling asleep, exactly, you can't
turn your brains off exactly, and so that that that's
the worst feeling in the world is when you're laying
there and you go, okay, well, if I fall asleep
right now, then I'm going to get four hours sleep.
And then okay, if I fall asleep right now, and

(01:20:16):
then you start looking.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
At the clock and yeah, and then you got to
go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
The most miserable feeling in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
I have had a solution to this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I whenever he says something and starts laughing before he says.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
It's gonna be ridiculous, I lay my head. Oh God, God,
what is to lay. My wife lays down to the
left of me, so I lay my head on her
like waist, and she gets me back scratchies and I
fall asleep to backscratchies. Yeah, it helps every time. If
I really can't sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Do you say me? Do you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I'm like a little baby.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Do you say backscratchies? And then just see that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
I go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I look at her and she goes, come on, why
do you have to have your head on her?

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Laugh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Because I can't. Because you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Just maybe let turn opposite, can explain.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
I would, But my right side from the back stirrecchery
I had years ago. It's always itchy. So the right side,
I lay on my right. I lay on my right
so she can't scratch it because it's kind of on
the mattress. So I have to lay the other way
and that's how she scratches its.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Laughing at you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Sorry, I was paralyzed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Do you do the same and you can't fall asleep?
And Robert gives you backscratches.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Emily, that's exactly what I do. I do think if
you're saying that, obviously that's what I did. Backscratches. No,
I'm definitely not yelling out Adam or kicking him out
of the bed. That's definitely not what I do. But
sometimes it's it's not the same as thorn.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Hill, No I do.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I wouldn't think so, Yeah, you know, it depends if
I'm in my had that that's preventing me from falling
asleep good, or it's other circumstances like Robert snoring or
his machine being loud, stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Heard there was a little bit of an issue last
night for you, not necessarily falling asleep, but going back
to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Yeah, it was brutal, Like one thirty in the morning,
and I get woken up by Robert and my Robert
and my son read scurrying around the house. So I
get up to go see what the hell's going on?
Why are they up at one thirty? Everybody wants to
get up because I want to see what's what's the
there's a commotion, deal with it. But I need to
know what the commotion why, because go back to sleep,
I will be able to fall asleep not knowing why

(01:22:36):
they're up, Like I'd be like, what's going on? Like
there's no that's that's creepy that I'm con Hey, it's
weird that they're up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Yeah, it is, but I'll find out in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
I can't let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Like my wife will get up from time to time
for whatever reason. I don't know. She I don't know.
Something with the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Oh okay, I still don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I don't care. I got to go back to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
But they don't have to make a noise. They're moving
stuff around like it wasn't it was. It was odd
more than you, more than usual. And so I go
out to see what's surprised. I guess my son read
heard scurrying around in his room. Roberts claimed he's seen
mice at our house recently, and so I guess reed

(01:23:15):
said he he woke up in the light hurt scurrying,
and then saw a mouse dart across his room, which
is so gross. And so I don't know the answer
to that. I believe that's why I told h I said,
go to sleep, you deal with it in the morning.
So they're trying to like find a mouse and catch
a mouse and go to sleep in there. This is

(01:23:35):
so unfair because they're use I have to mouse too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
Yeah, Robert runs by with an anvil.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Piece of cheese, I got yeah, surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
These two are the worst candidates to catch a mouse, throwing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
A shotgun, shooting holes in the I got him. No,
I didn't like seriously. Yeah, so yeah, sleeping issues are
a major problem. Well, I guess there's one thing that
a lot of people do that they need to do
to fall asleep at night.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
They recently did a survey asking thousands of US adults
about falling asleep and the TV being on or off.
Do you need the TV on to sleep? Do you
need the TV off to sleep? Or could you kind
of go either way with it? And they found that
a quarter of US adults say they need the TV

(01:24:33):
on to be able to fall asleep. They cannot fall
asleep without it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
So I feel about scratches, Oh you need them? Hop Yeah.
The only problem is I have this thing in my
mind that I have to pee right before I fall asleep,
So as soon as I'm fall asleep, it wakes me
up and I have to go pee and then start
over again. No, she's over it. Very frustrating.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
It's not right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
It's not right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
That's sad. Okay, so twenty four about a quarter have
to have it on, forty percent have to have it off,
and thirty percent of us say it doesn't really matter.
I can fall sleep with it on or with it off.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Yeah, I mean I just as soon as I start
to I do the same thing every single night where
whatever we're watching, I start to feel the eyes getting
a little heavy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
You're watching it in bed, right, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
And so I start to get the nod offs. Yeah,
and then I go all right, well, I'm gonna call
it whatever time it is. It doesn't matter. I just
turned the TV off and it's in We're done. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
And so.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Yeah, I mean I can't even imagine leaving the TV
on that that would wake me up. Yeah, keep me awake.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I used to be a TV on guy, but now
if it's on, it like irritates me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Yeah, I gotta have it off. My wife could fall
asleep with it on, really because on the weekends. On
the weekends, I stay up late to like two am,
watch a TV and then I wake up at like six.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
It doesn't chuck you up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
I know that I wake up like six thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
It's madness.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
I can't sleep. So so but she sleeps with the
TV over the TV on and I watch it and
I turn it lower. But thank you, she asked me
to turn the brightness down, So I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Yeah, so much. It surprises me. When I drive to
work at the crack of dawn, I'll see a handful
of houses driving through my neighborhood where the room, like
you see that flickering light where.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
You know, what's your mind your business?

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
I do that too when I'm driving, I look at everybody's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Well, I always look at everybody's house, and if yours
are open.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
You're looking in people's houses at Yeah, I wonder how
much square foot that house?

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Yeah, no doubt about it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
So uh, it's surprising that a quarter of our population
has to have the TV on. And they say that
that number grows a lot more the younger you are.
So they almost think it has something to do with
devices and constantly being on the devices where it's almost
more of a white noise.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Now, that's what I was gonna say, is that I
think there's a generation that has grown up with noise
machines and things like that, Like we didn't have those.
There was no technology for that back when I was
a kid, And so I think a lot of people
have grown up with some sort of white noise machine
or something like that. They kind of need it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I use a white noise machine on my phone. I
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I have a machine and my son uses one too.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Apparently mice too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
I have a machine. But but the dogs use that
when we're out in another room that their crates are in,
and because we leave it on for them because their anxiety.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
How do you did you ask them?

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
It's it's a thing. It's a thing, because like it's
not why and they can't hear a bunch of noises,
so we keep the Like some people look at it's
just like a white noise for them.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Just yes, maybe they want the Birchers sound or maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Well there's no TV in the room they're in.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Oh god, this sounds like a prison.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
It's not a prison. I mean they both bed last night.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Okay, did they get back scratches?

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Apparently there is a person that is asking about a
missing cat, sort of a situation that sounds oddly familiar.
Oh yes, we're gonna see what they are saying about
their cat. Coming up next on the show, I'm rock
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(01:28:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Oh nice, Just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
There you go. You're welcome. So this is interesting, you know.
We this is almost like a combination of what happened
with Cat and Sky's Cat back in the day. This
is a wild story of what somebody is to asking
about with their missing cat.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
I guess, yeah, well missing question depends who he asks totally.
So this gal has a cat Mortimer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Wow? Does she call him already?

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
I didn't ask.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
I would think he'd have to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
I'd be crazy if you get to say him every
single time. That inanity.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Yeah, that's like in trouble name right Mortimer. So now
Mortimer kind of like you know, Emily's cat indoor outdoor
comes and goes as it pleases. Sometimes we'll stay out
all night, but then you'll see it the next day
and that's just how he lives. They have a little
setup on the porch just in case doesn't come home

(01:29:50):
at night.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Yeah, that was the situation had, sweet sweet Frankie.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
And so that's the situation here. You know, comes in
the house when it's around, but if not, sometimes we'll
sleep on the porch. Sometimes they won't see it for
a couple of days. But that's just the way Mortimer is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Absolutely that's the way Frankie lived her life.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Yep, well, living the best life. Yeah, well, well we
don't know, Yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
She could we don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
We don't know what she's up to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Could what in the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Like in a glass cage?

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Will I have a certain skills? And then Emily's in
the background. No, you don't, idiot, you got no skin. Yeah,
maybe that's why you have mice now, Yeah, I just
realized that your cat's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
The cat's gone.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
She used to bring mice home all the time, all
the time. Yeah, why mice inside. She'd get him outside,
she'd catch her outside and put them on her front
porch like gifts. But for some reason now they're inside.
I don't know. It's the whole thing. We're going to
see two kittens on Sunday though, guys, Oh, it's really cute.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Indoor cats are out there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
They'll probably be indoor.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
You're going to get two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
It's a litter, and they're suggesting to take both because
they're brother and sister.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
I mean, there's so you go from none to two.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Yeah, well technically we're going from one to two.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
No, no, you're not going from pause. Okay, So anyway,
people don't want to have baby, then you have twins,
you're screwed. That would be imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
I mean, they're cats.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Who else thinks these cats? One of these cats are
going to get up?

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
I mean, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
I wish that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
I'm not I'm not wishing it. Support can't you guys
just be supportive.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
I just don't think this is wise. You make bad decisions.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
I mean, I think about this one for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
No, what.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
So do what you want.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
That's how Mortimer Mortimer's life.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Mortimer, I was thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
It's really cute. I hate it, Okay, lots of strong opinions.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
I really.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Yeah, you're the wrong person to ask about cats.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
YEA.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Well, it turns out that a little while ago Mortimer's oen.
She noticed that he had some little weird skin stuff
going on, and I guess there was a little skin
thing that needed to be removed. So Mortimer had to
go in for a small, minor surgery. So when Mortimer
got home from the surgery, owner decided, Okay, you know what,
it's cold outside. Let's just have a little surgery. Let's

(01:32:31):
keep Mortimer in the house for a week, and then
Mortimer can go back to its normal running around gallop.
I probably, yeah, thinking about that, if they can reach it,
you go cat cone.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
So that's what happened, right. Well, then the other day,
Mortimer's almost towards the end of his week being in
she's walking down the street and she sees a missing
cat poster and on the missing cat poster is a
picture of Mortimer and it says that these people their cat, Sheldon,
has been missing almost a week.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Fans I don't know, get it, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
And the owner's like, that is one hundred percent Mortimer,
the same caller and everything. Who do these people like
it's a flea caller, not like an ID caller. And
she's like, so, who do these people think put this
collar on their cat Sheldon, And so now she's put
together that her cat wanders and her cat has probably

(01:33:32):
been regularly spending time at somebody in the neighborhood's house,
and since the cat's been kept indoors for a week,
the other family, their cat Sheldon, is missing, And so
she doesn't know what she should do. Should she reach
out to these people and be like, hey, just for
the record, this is my cat, or does she let
Mortimer back out to live this double life and just

(01:33:55):
hope it works for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
So when I said there's this is sort of a
combination between what's going on with Emily and Sky. This
is what I mean. So Emily had an indoor outdoor cat.
Now Frankie may have just found a better spot and decided,
you know what, this is my life now, and I'm
gonna I'm moving out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Singing the song.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Maybe I wasn't gonna say it, but places infested with
mice get that hell out of there. So, but Frankie
was an indoor outdoor cat. Then we have Sky, who
at one point in her life had cats, and she
got this one cat that she wasn't the biggest fan
of what and the cat went.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Over to the neighbor's house a very fair cat.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
And the neighbor's house and the neighbors treated this cat
like a queen king.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
Yeah, they had just lost their dog. They were an old,
retired couple with no kids, no grandkids, and so when
this our cat started coming around, it was like their
It was like the highlight of their They would feed
it salem in like, just spoil.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
It rotten, let him in the house to oh.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Yeah, yeah, naps together on the couch, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
And so again.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
No, of course not. So when Sky decided to move,
she made the choice to leave the cat with this
new family abandon I.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Didn't, Amanda the cat. The cat started spending more time
every day, a little more and more you cat, a
little less and less. Yes, according to the Humane Society,
our cat, according to the microchip, our cat, but according
to you. But by the time we were getting ready
to leave, literally the cat, we would barely see it
and it was pretty much almost living full time next

(01:35:43):
door at that point. So we had a conversation with
the neighbor and said, we're getting ready to move. Seems
like our cat enjoys being with you more than it
enjoys being with us, so would.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
You like to keep the cat?

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
And they said, yes, we would, and now it is
their cat if it's still life.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Wow, well I.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Could never do Did you never give up an animals
saddest thing?

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Well, I mean the animal abandoned us and had and
had a wonderful new home that it clearly preferred over
our home.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
So I I feel like you give it some salmon?
I feel have you ever had salmon preparedly?

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Like, okay, can you shut up? You know I don't
like salmon, and you know my husband tries to make
me eat it all the time, so stop that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
So I feel like we did what was best for
the cat. I know you say I abandoned the cat.
Who would do that? I could never do that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
But would you do the same thing with your daughter?

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Really? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I don know, I mean you really maybe she enjoys
going over to another person's house a little bit more,
and you know, they they actually you know, make her
eat some real food and she's like, oh that's pretty good,
and you just go, this is it's better off for you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
You take her.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
Well, if they could get her to eat a balanced meal,
then I guess they win, you know, what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
I'm well, okay, was the.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Next your dog?

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Well, her goal is to have just her and her daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Oh is that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
I think that's the goal in the perfect world.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
So, Emily, if you saw a missing cat poster with
Frankie on it, and Frankie came back in your life,
would you let them know, like, that's actually my cat
or would you just be like, no, I'm just taking
my cat back.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
I'd let him know that that's my cat, so that
next time I let Frankie out, that's fine. If they
like petting her, maybe they give her love, and so
she goes over there half the time. That's fine, I
guess if that's what she likes to do both. But
I'm letting her know just so that she doesn't think
that that's her own cat.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Are you afraid though, that that could cause an issue
where she's They're like, no, no, that's my cat. I
don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Yeah. I probably have, hopefully have like the registration papers
and stuff when I got the cat's bade and neutered
where I got it from the Unione Society. And then
at that point I'm going I've had this cat for
four years. This is my cat?

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Then why is it always at my house because it's your.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
Cat or outdoor cat?

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
It's in a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
I wonder what the rules are that on indoor outdoor cat?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Like who what?

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
What is the law?

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
State? Like?

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
You know, Oka, if it's indoor outdoor, but you're always
at my house? The owner, who's the owner?

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
It goes back to the register owner. Like when couples
break up, whoever signed that form?

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Is that a factory?

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
I've seen that in cases of couples that break bases.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Well, this is what guy's hoping for get rid of
her animals. Okay, I don't know. Apparently, I'm just saying,
my god, it looks like Deshaun Watson isn't the only
NFL player who likes a creepy massage. I guess. Yeah,
we're gonna see what player is being accused of inappropriate
behavior with massage therapists. Next in Sports Dirt, finally mentioned

(01:38:47):
the other day that she is really not cut out
to be a sports fan.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Can't do it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Yeah, this is being a Padres fan. It's a little tricky. Uh, Right, Now,
it's fun when we're signing everybody, right, it's times have change.
That has to change. There seems to be several teams
interested in trading for Padres starter Dylan Ceas. Now we've
heard Cease, maybe even Michael king Or on the trade block,
while the Mets, Braives Red Sox and now the Cubs

(01:39:14):
are all in trade discussions trying to get the Padres
to give up Dylan Ceas.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
If they give up season King right, both of them,
and they think it's only one and they think it okay,
and they get prospects for them, what does that say
about this season?

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Then it's not the worst if those prospects are able
to play right away, because you know, if you a
prospect could mean a lot of different things. That could
mean like, oh, well, we've still got a lot of
years to develop. Or if it's like he's on the
cusp and can play and help the team, it's not
a disaster like a Mary Yeah. I mean, but Merrill was.

(01:39:50):
That was a once Aday, you know, blue moon situation
where you just everything worked out with the kid. So
we'll see. I mean, they need a short stop, they
need a left fielder, they need to catch your they
need a lot of stuff, and they need pitching. So
that's our but you don't want to also be left
hold in the bag with you know, we don't know
if we're gonna resign him, probably not or King, and

(01:40:12):
they're on one year deals and then when you get
nothing in return for him when they're free agents, so
you always want to get something back. So it's like, well,
do we invest everything into this one season and hope,
you know, when we win the World Series, which I
don't know, I mean with the Dodgers the way they
are pretty far fetched, or do we kind of look, Okay, well,

(01:40:32):
maybe this year isn't the year. Maybe the following years
where we can get stuff back for these guys. I
don't know. Preferably, I would like to sign Michael King
to a long term deal because he's young, he's up
and coming. I think he would be great to have
Cease obviously i'd love to have But if they're not
spending a ton of money, then if you can get

(01:40:53):
something in return for them, great, I just don't know.
I don't know. It's not a great subt No, it's stressful.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Men.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
It looks like Deshaun Watson isn't the only NFL player
who enjoys a good massage here. Yeah, well, the Ravens
All Pro kicker Justin Tucker has been accused of inappropriate
sexual behavior by six different massage therapists. Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Tucker's conduct has caused some therapists to refuse to work
with him again, and resulted in two spas banning him
from returning. So there's something to that. No, I mean it.
You know, like if this if it was just people's
word and they're trying to get money, which is you
know how we sort of felt in the beginning of
the Shawn Watson thing come out. Then when twenty eight

(01:41:38):
other women were like, no, that did happen, I understand it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
It's kind of like, you're rich, you can go to
shady massage places like why why go to a like
an omnique lacasta and try to get something out of it? Yeah,
that's so odd to me.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
Yeah freaky. You can just hire a gal to pretend
and go home with the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Girl and she know, were like, my lower lumbard is.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Yeah, maybe it's like a power move like theyre they
like want to show it off on that stuff. Yeah,
because it's so odd, weird because you could get you
could just pay for a chick, or you could go
to a shady place like.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
You're now hang on a second, like Tucker is denying
the allegations a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
The crazy thing is like the crazy thing, the crazy
thing is. I guess there's tweets from a few years
ago if people say it how great of a guy
he is? And then underneath the tweets there's like multiple
tweets saying, ask the massage parlors in the area or
massage there was, how great of a guy he is?
And now they're coming out of the way back. So
from like like twenty twenty, oh oh thanks, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
So who do we think are the top upcoming NFL
free agencies offseason? While ESPN has put out their top five.
At number five is Zach Bond, the Philadelphia Eagles linebacker
who had a huge season this season, is an All
Star or All Pro and coming at number four. Tray Smith,
the Chiefs guard who is probably gonna get a lot

(01:43:05):
of play because he plays offensive line. Number three the
Bengals wide receiver T Higgins. That's gonna be an interesting
one where T Higgins ends up. I'm hearing Chargers may
be interested. You compare him with Justin Herbert w But
I mean Bengals. If I'm the Bengals, like, I don't
want to let that guy go.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
I don't know how you can sign it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Chase probably with Higgins is he's always hurt this season.
He was last season too. He remember if Higgins he's
gonna miss four or five games a year because last
season he had a hamstring took hook. I just I
think he's a good signing. But I don't think I
think T Higgins is the Tier one receiver. I think
he's that tier two. I don't think he's justin Jefferson

(01:43:45):
m I agree, but he's gonna get that tier one money.
So it's gonna be that's gonna be interesting to see.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
What coming in at number two. Russell Wilson quarterback, Yeah,
but he sucks. He's an all he's an all throw
What do you mean he's at the.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
I mean you're talking about Russell Wilson could come in there,
you could throw a deep ball, he could run an offense.
But he's not winning. You're not winning things.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
He led the Steelers to the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Yeah, watch my team get Russell Winston. That's what's gonna happen.
And then there's the number one field. No Sam Darnold,
Sam God, No, thanks. I would never signed Sam darn Never.
Look at how bad he was against good teams this year,
like he would look at his numbers against good teams.
He's terrible, Like, I would not sign Sam Darnald. But Giants, God,

(01:44:38):
I hope not. I think it's gonna be the Raiders though,
haven't heard about that. It makes perfect stuff. I would
want Trey Smith the most of all those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Offensive Lemon, Yeah, sure, there you go. That is sports
dirt for today. Looks like we need to get ready. Guys.
There is an asteroid headed our way. Oh no, Yeah,
we're gonna see what scientists are spotting and that we
may need a plan for. Oh, coming up next on
the show at rockoto five three, Little Black Sabbath on

(01:45:14):
the show, it's Rock five to three. So here is
something new for you to consume yourself about and worry about.
Is it asteroid headed our way? Guess Oh what? That's
not good.

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
That's strong, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Oh no, there are some scientists who are giving us
the heads up that they've spotted something headed our way.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Yeah, this is not good news. Astronomers in Chili have
just spotted a massive asteroid headed our way.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
As of now, they say this asteroid only has a
one point three percent chance of hitting Earth, which means
there's a ninety eight point seven chance it won't. But
there's still a slight chance. But they did say that's
the percentage now. Because of its orbit and how it's
gonna change over the next couple of years, they'll know

(01:46:10):
for sure in about twenty twenty eight if this thing
will be hitting our planet. In twenty thirty two, well,
we have plenty of time to Well, we got four
years till we know if it's gonna or not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
What we're gonna do any I think we know what
we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
What are we gonna do? Make some scientific models and
see how that plays out.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
No need for that, No need. I'm gonna get Harry
and the voice on this, Harry and the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Har It's only Harry's.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
It is time.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Do you get the best rig crew and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
All the jet plane.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Don't know when I'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Again, leaven.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
Jet planet, So you get the best oil rig crew?

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
Why oil rig crew, I mean, why don't we get.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
I'm trying to explain it, astronaut. You drill a hole
right in the middle of that asteroid, you put a
nuke in there, excuse me, and then you get the
hell out of there, blow it up, splits in half.
You're good to go, goes right around Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Why do we need the ash? Why can't the astronauts
drill a hole? Why do we need the oil recrew
drill hole?

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
What a crazy thing to say? Why don't have the
oil reg crew fly the spaceship? What's he talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
I feel like astronauts could figure out how.

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
To One crew is trained for one thing, another crew
is trained.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
You don't think astronauts could figure out how to drill
a hole?

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
No chance? And have we ever put the best of
the business?

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Have we ever put a nuke on a rocket before?

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
That seems a little d and we're we're trusting the
oil rig crew to handle a nukeau there's the best
oil rig crew?

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
Do they have a yelp? Here? By the way, what
the oil reg crew, Emilee isn't gonna handle the nuke? Well,
let the scientists, you know, an astronaut guys handle the nuke. Okay,
we're not gonna do that. The crew is not gonna handle.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
That, even up on the even we're up on the
astronaut I mean on the astronauts.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, okay, maybe we'll even pick up
some Russian dude. I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Random the iss jump on. Let's figure this out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
We got bigger problems, bro, Yeah, I know, why do
we need anything? Why can't the way things are nowadays,
can't we just fly a rocket into it?

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
I mean, why can't we just do that?

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Whatever we have, we do that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
We set up rockets unmanned all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:48:46):
We got taxis.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
You guys are so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Wait, why we I mean I don't think that that's
that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
You need Harry aj Bear chick.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Well, I don't know if Bear and Harry are gonna
make it?

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Are you talking about this? Is they're the.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Harry has a little issue right now. And Bear it's
I just heard him singing, I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
That's the that's the plan.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
That's that's your plan, plan Billy Bob Thorne's plan. Wilson
in the movie Oscar, Dude, come on, because.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
Yeah, he's got some issues.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
He was like a low level character in the movie
low level. Yeah, he's key.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Well, they say Dad chick, which one was dead? Be Dad?
Which character? Remember eventually reunites with the at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
It was more of a deep impact man.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Oh, come on, so unrealistic.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
Yeah, I always thought you the only was an idiot
because you didn't have to die at the end. At
the end, wait for the wave with her dad. They
could have just got out.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
The same thing about Rogue one. Watch the end of
Rogue one and you know they test out the death
Star and they blow up the planet, and you know
you have gin Urso and and or hanging out there
on the beach. Why didn't they jump in the spaceship.
There's plenty of time. They didn't have to die in
the ship and get the hell out of there. But
they just accepted it. Yeah, why are you accepting get

(01:50:22):
out of the well.

Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
The good news about this asteroid is it's not what
they call a planet killer death star, but they do
say that at over three hundred feet wide, it would
create a massive crater, destroy buildings up to nine miles away,
shatter windows more than sixty miles away, a massive earthquake,

(01:50:49):
and if it happened to land in the ocean. Then
we got massive tsunami.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
By guy he alone. Yeah, you are a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
Guy would stand there with her husband the boon and
your sky would make her husband stand there and they
her and her daughter would leave.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
You're gonna escape?

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
Yeah, the only the roof for the two of us.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Bud what shine suv? Yeah right, well, there you go.
Coming up on Monday, we're gonna play everybody's favorite drinking game,
A little bombed at the beach. Plus four had one
of the craziest interactions at the grocery store that I've
ever heard of, to be honest with about that. Yeah,
we're gonna see what happened all on Monday.