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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 4 (00:13):
The ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have my weird quirks,
but overall I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor strong the enforcer thor am I negative all
the time?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Do I have issues? And dressed in black from head
to toe, Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
It's show and it starts.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
It starts, It starts right now.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Well, I gotta be very careful about how I talked
about this because my wife is a very overly dramatic person. Okay,
what and what happened yesterday was sort of a dramatic situation,
but then she made it much more dramatic, and I

(01:06):
think it needed to be. Okay, So like, here's an
example of what my wife does, and just recently happened
where over the weekend she said she had to stay
up a little bit later. It was my daughter's winter formal,
and so she was being dropped off a little bit
after eleven o'clock or whatever, and so, uh, the girl

(01:28):
stayed up and chatted about it or whatever, and you know,
and then she came to bed and I and I
remember looking at my clock because I was already sleep
and when she came to bed, I remember looking at
my clock and it was around eleven something, and so,
you know, I was like, I go, oh, what time
do you get to bed, you know, when the next morning?
And she said, oh, it was around eleven ish, she goes,

(01:49):
But then I just could not fall asleep. I mean
I was up until three. I said, wait a minute, three,
you're telling me you got in bed at eleven and
then we're wide awake until three am.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Stared at the ceiling that entire time.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
And I go, Deborah, that's not true. I'm going, I'm
so sorry. I go, maybe you didn't get great sleep,
and I understand that you did not lie there for
five hours on the weekend, not sleeping until three am.
Like that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
So if I ask her tomorrow, hey, three am the
night she well, she said she'd.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Be pretty confused because she probably wouldn't understand.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
But remember, but.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's a ridiculous thing to say.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Humans would get up, you go sit on the couch,
you like.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
You, It would be so miserable five hours.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And she's not like a bad sleeper like I am either, right.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
She's all over the place. Sometimes she's good, sometimes she's
I don't know. But it's just a ridiculous thing. And
I flat out called her out on it, like I
couldn't take it. I mean, she does this stuff to
me all the time, and I just go, you weren't
up till three am? Stop it? She goes, She goes, no,
I was. I go, okay, well then you were. I
don't know what I am going to argue with you. Now, Okay,

(03:02):
all right, you got one hour sleep? How did you
do it? How are you walking around right now? It
doesn't even make me.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Senseed, okay, whatever.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
So yeah, these are the things that I deal with
all the time, and I've gotten to the point where
I'm pretty good about just brushing them off. For some reason,
that one got me because I was like, you got
up at like seven thirty. If you went to bed
so late and you couldn't sleep, why wouldn't you sleep.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
In at least till ten?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, get out of here. Whatever. So, yeah, this is
the kind of stuff I hear about all the time,
Like it's a very big over exaggeration of things, very dramatic.
Everything's very dramatic. And I and I'll sometimes just look
at her and I go, she goes, I am I
being dramatic? Yes, you're okay. So even she she kind
of recognizes it. But I mean, unless I pointed out,
then it's gonna be. She likes to really put on

(03:48):
a show. And I don't know why. I don't know
what aspect of that is, but it's I'm used to
it now, and so I just kind of rolled my
eyes behind her back.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
And also seems from things that you've told us, and
like when I talked to her, I think that she
really likes like like not secrets, but like gossip her
Like when stuff happens, she's like really excited, like.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
She likes breaking the news. Yes, she'll get in there.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, well listen, she's stay at home mom and so
she doesn't get a lot of adult interaction. And I
think when she does, she gets really excited about it
and wants to have something, you know, and so, and
I don't know what has happened, but it's caused her
to become this very overly dramatic person that I just
I don't know. It's a lot. So yesterday was a

(04:36):
very kind of interesting day for her pick up because
normally she'll go pick up one of the kids, depending
on their schedules, maybe go run an errand or whatever
with with my daughter, and then go pick up my
son so she doesn't have to go back and forth,
back and forth or whatever. Because there's days that my
daughter gets out of school earlier than my son. It's
it's crazy. I'll say, God bless her. I wouldn't want

(04:56):
to do it pain in the ass. So yesterday was
an early day, so she went picked up my daughter.
They went and had lunch and then because I mean
it was like a full hour and a half before
my son was getting out, and so they went had
lunch and and I'm following along. She's texting me up
there where we're going to have lunch. But I'm like, okay, great,
No they don't.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
What are they doing?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I mean, people could do other things.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Deb doesn't think she's a part of the crew. Guy,
I think she's in the crew.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You don't have to Yeah, you actually had food if
you're with your teen daughter you.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Know, Yeah, I feel like a salad or something crazy.
So they went had lunch at a little restaurant right
by my son's school. Once that was done, pick up time.
You know how pickup goes.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's always.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
It's mad.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's mad. It's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
At every school, every single school.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I don't understand why. I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
People go robe like they don't follow the rules.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
The traffic loss like literally all go the opposite direction
on a one way street because they don't care because
they want.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Their and then sit there and wait for their kids.
There's forty people behind them trying to get that.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
People almost hit people, and it's not like it just
happens like one day out of the day, every single day,
like you think someone would at some point.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
There's no order to it. Why not, I don't know.
And every parent listening right now is in a full agreement. Yeah,
it's madness.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I figure this out.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
At my son's old school too, there was like staff
that was out there because it was an elementary school.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
But now in middle school there's nobody out there, nobody,
nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Run for your life.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
They die, they die, Yes, I mean it's crazy. So
whatever that's that's the deal. What's going on? No pick
ups about to happen. Well, I'm doing something on the
computer and my phone rings and I see it's Deborah,
and I'm like, what the hell, what's this all about?
So I'm like, ahwer the phone, and all of a sudden,

(06:58):
I hear a tone that I don't know that I've
ever heard from Deborah before. She starts talking very fast.
It's calm, but it's very fast. She saying, right now,
there's a situation going on at the school.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
What this is?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
But this is not how your wife talks. I know, Okay,
Right now, there's a situation going on at the school.
We are right in the middle of a lockdown situation.
There are sheriff cars surrounding our car. They're everywhere right now,
guns drawn over a guy and they're trying to get
him to come out of his car, and the school
is on lockdown. I don't know what's going to happen,

(07:36):
but we're literally right here. We can't move our car
because there are sheriff cars everywhere. I just want to leave,
you know, I want to update you, and I just
want to say I love you.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Click what excuse me?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Click?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
What right now?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Now obviously I'm freaking out, Like, is Deborah in a shootout? Like,
what is happening?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's what it sounds. Is she like hunker down for
her life.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
This is it. She's She's called me to say her
final goodbyes and she wanted to make sure she said
I love you. Yeah, So because she's dead.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
She's sheltering in place.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, this is it. This is it.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Last moments.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
You ever hear the stories of nine to eleven? Yeah,
those people who know on the towers that know they're
going to die and they could get that last phone
call in That's what happened. I got my last final
phone call from my wife. She got set her final goodbyes,
she loved me, and that was it.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Now I'm like, what the what.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Is going Let you Hagen?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, I don't even know what's going on?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Do you drive down there? Do you like? What? Does
she hang up and not? Let you like say, she's locked.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
In on the situation only okay, she might have to
get in there.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Wait what My wife is a former police officer, right.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
But she's at a school campus with her child and
there's uh, you know police there already.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm proud she didn't leave this message.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
But what I do have are a very particular set
of skill. She does. I'll give her that. I'll give
her that if she's got to.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Get it turns from taking.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
It's pretty much what happened, like you like limb, it was.
It was the craziest phone call I've ever received in
my life. And so immediately I text her and I'm like,
what are you talking about? Like this is insane? What
do you mean?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh god, okay, I get a picture.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Oh like, no, no explanation of really what's going on?
I just get this picture.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh wow? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
The car there are I mean it's there right there.
There's some cars.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's crazy as she made it seem to be honest
with you, Like, there's no rifle pointed at her window
at the moment.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
I don't want to jump to bed. I expected I
expected at least ten more cop cars.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
She said that there were a ton a ton ton
could be in another direction, could be behind her on
the side.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
That wasn't the best picture. They're in front of her,
A couple in front of her.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Yeah, colleague, maybe maybe the picture maybe maybe she's like
a sky where she's not great at taking pictures.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Could be and this was just a bad picture.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Or when you're sheltering in place, Yeah, she just put
her phone up. You don't want to you don't want
to show your head.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, you know you're taking up. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
So I'm I'm texting, like what w two F what
the heck is going on when you're talking about and
she's sort of being coy about it and not really
giving me a lot of details. And then maybe five
to ten minutes later, she says, Okay, they got the guy.
He's in custody. We're good. And I'm like, what that's it?

(10:52):
That was it? Yeah, like okay, and I go, well,
where you know, where's Jack my son. You're like, they
haven't released him yet, blah blah blah. And then but
my another ten minutes later, all right, they're actually letting
the guy go, which which tells me it's probably a
concealed can carry situation. A parent probably has a you know,

(11:14):
but is allowed to have it. They figured it out again.
You know, you can't just walk around with a holstered
gun on campus, even if you have carry. But hey,
this is American now, but you can walk around with
guns no matter what school is pretty, it's not a loud.
If I'm a parent a pick up and I see

(11:35):
a guy with a gun, obviously they're going to call
nine one one, and then all hell is going to
break loose. So this is what happens. The guy ends
up getting released, So clearly you know everything was fine.
Kids get released, Everything's fine, and so I'm just like,
thank God, everything's good. It's a dramatic situation. I understand that,
no doubt, But then I might the way we handled

(11:58):
this I think could have been at her. I felt like,
again like Thors saying, it was like a scene from
taking it was like a scene from a movie. What
the hell? Like, you can't do that to me? So
I wait till she gets home, and then she comes
in and she's out of breath, and I'm like, this
happened forty minutes ago, Like what, Okay, here's what happened.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I bet she couldn't she break.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Down every detail, and you couldn't break down details when
you're talking to me.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I can't wait to ask her about this tomorrow when
I see her.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, Like, I am so excited to hear her hear what.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
We're to play by play wait to tell you, and
you know, and you know someone will feed into it
hardcore and I'm going.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
And couching of pearls. I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I can't imagine what I would do about love Buck.
I run in there, I stroke the back of her hair, saying,
I'm very.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Glad thinking about something like that happening.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
I made so I get the recount of the play
by play of what actually happened and I and I
said that that's very crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, you know, I'm glad everything worked out, everything was okay.
I'm sure it was very scary for you.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
You know, you seem really sympathetic.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
And I'm trying to support here I go, but can
you not call me and say your final goodbyes to
me unless you're actually gonna die? Listen, I go, you know,
I mean it was really nice. You know, I didn't
get to say my final goodbyes to you. You hung

(13:41):
up on it, which is not fair. You know, I
get to say my final but I feel like you
need to be in a much worse situation. If the
guy had the gun on you and he's allowing you
to make your phone call and you say your final
goodbyes totally understand that phone call, but you're not. May

(14:01):
I show you the picture again again, you're not mess.
She told me she was in the crosshairs.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Surrounded unless you're face down on the ground at a
bank or something.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, and you get on the phone. She said she
was in the crosshairs, so like if if the gunfire
was coming, they're getting.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It right there. You know they're done.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
And I said, okay, I no, I understand. You know
it's a very you know your scary deal.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Was your daughter freaked out?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I didn't really hear much from her that she's I
think she said, I'm on TikTok anyway, Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
TikTok?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Down? So I just said, listen, final goodbyes are left
for final goodbyes?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Can I ask why the hang up? Because that like
adds to the craziness if she.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Let's rewind fourteen minutes when I said, my wife is
very dramatic. You don't just allow a phone conversation to
continue where I can calm her down and ease the
tension and get that actual details. What you do is
say your final goodbyes to your husband and hang up.
The hang up is what that's When I got That's

(15:11):
when I'm like, she's dead. Yeah, I've lost my family.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh my god, this is it. This is the end.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah left.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Wow, it didn't.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Happen though, So I think we're in an understanding now
that final goodbyes are for final goodbyes. That's where I'm at.
Very Apparently there is a local San Diego dude who
is on only Fans, and I guess he's very successful.
I thought only women were on only Fans, but I
guess there's a dude and he's making news for what

(15:38):
he is saying about his life. We're going to see
what he's talking about that is making huge news when
we get back on the show at Rock on a
five three screen day on the show, I kind of

(15:59):
knew this, but I guess I didn't really know this.
What there's guys on only fans.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I get it, Like I get what only fans is
supposed to be. But you only hear about hot chicks
being on only.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Fans, right, you don't think about dude.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
There's guys on only fans?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Are Sky saying it? Like she's offended that we're saying this,
and like like Sky, Well, I don't subscribe.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
But it's like Eddie being like, guys make pornography what. Okay,
So I.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Get what you're saying, Skuy, but I don't think chicks
are into the same weird fetishes that guys are into. Like,
I don't think a girl would pay me to watch
me eat a burrito, like some weird old guys would
pay girl to watch them.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Talk about my husband.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I'm I'm just saying, like, you know what, I'm like, Well, yeah,
but I gets girls that are paying for these.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yes, oh you think it's other guys, and I think
they tailor their paige to their audience. So the chick
whose bit is eating the burrito, clearly she knows there's
a thing for that. Some guys who tailor towards women
will kind of have a softer page. Some guys who
know that other guys like their content focus on that. Okay,
So there's a market for it, granted not as big

(17:13):
and not as talked about as the female market.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Blew my mind. I wasn't even yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
I wasn't in that. I wasn't thinking like that, But okay,
it makes sense. I guess there is a local San
Diego guy who does really well on OnlyFans and is
making some news about what he had to say about it.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, because he's doing really well. He's you know, like
Eddie said, he's making news in this industry.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
And he's young.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
You know, he's twenty one years old and GQ just
decided to do a profile on him and talk to him.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
And it turns the.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Story that nobody realizes that there's a man.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No just about like his success and how he's done
it and maybe what he's done different.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
It's a guy. There's thousands of these women who are
on that. Yes, they're not doing stories of them.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well because he's doing so well. He's one of like
the top male.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Earn What does he what does he do?

Speaker 9 (18:12):
Like?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
What's his profile? What? What is he like?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Like?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Is he for like does he dress like a hawk?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Does he like?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Does he like does he like show his shirt off?

Speaker 9 (18:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Does he do content like? Does he Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
There's there's a lot of shirt off, there's a lot
of muscles, there's a lot of him just kind of
looking young in a way I don't want to, you know.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
I'm looking at this guy's Instagram and there's one with
a towel that's about to fall off of it.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm also looking at the.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Comments and there's people like Daniel and Mark that have
fire emojis with the word yum afterwards.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Fire yes, yes, fire fire emoji Yes makes sense?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Would you be weirded out if you saw your man
Robert comment on a picture.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Like that and there was Zach sixth one I'm saying yummy, Yes,
it would be weird, it would be Would he.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Would throw you off a little bit? A little bit? Yeah?
What surprised me though?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
He's got what he would like, the attention, he would
like the attention.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Would you be sorry?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Guy?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
If Robert had a male only fans if he just
found out, would you and you found out how much
money he was making? Would you be annoyed? And would
you let it still happen? I'd have to find out, like,
what's he actually doing in only fans? Is sharing the
money with you? But he's sharing the money with you,
but he's been hiding it. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Maybe I could get over it.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
If it's a lot of money and not doing anything
other than sharing photos, maybe we could talk about it.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
It's a very specific fetish older tattooed dude. He looks
younger than he is, a little bit smaller than your
average guy. But uh, in the ex con that's a very.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Specific wheels are turning to make this a thing, make
this a thing. He's great age, so I could.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Love it this happen.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
She's like really into this idea, the one I.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Don't want to see me that's not fire.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
There's nothing, not at all.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
So anyway, so this guy is making news, which is
interesting because, first of all, so his name is c J.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Clark, and he's making news.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Because first off, he's a San Diego guy, and it
talks a lot in his.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Interview about that.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
But it the profile that GQ did turned kind of
sad real quick, and people have mixed feelings on if
we should feel bad for this guy or not. So
he talks about, yeah, CJ. If he talks about how
his dream career he was going to become a firefighter,

(21:00):
but then people commented and told him, you know how
attractive he is, what a good body. He can make
some quick money on OnlyFans, and he said when he
launched his page and he made like five grand within
like the first couple hours. He's like Okay, I don't
know if I'm going to be a firefighter again. And
then he starts talking about, yes, he has millions of dollars.
You see pictures of millions. Yes, you see pictures of

(21:21):
him in front of his McLaren and his Porsche in
Rancho Santa Fe. He has a massive house in San Diego.
But then he just.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Starts to do west Ot calling Man and the well,
the crazy thing is, when I first started in radio,
people were like, hey, you should post these online.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
These pictures are great, and.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I was no, I I really want to do radio
about and thirty pounds, and it was all.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Years like, you look different back then. It was it
was a different.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Time, different, so there is no.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
There is great pointed uh.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
So then he starts talking about how these beautiful cars
now to him they're just cars, and how the bigger
your house is actually the lonelier you are alone in
the house, and people think he must have, you know,
relationships everywhere, and he goes, really, what people want to
see is him having sex with a sex doll. So

(22:18):
he says he actually spends more time with a sex
doll with a real human. He says, the most human
interaction he gets is he goes to the same restaurant
every day because the hostess talks to him, and then
he goes to the gym, and he says, one day
he just would like a hug.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay, I mean you could always just stop doing the.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Only well, I mean just because you're doing this that
means you don't meet anybody and no social I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, he said. He started interacting with people online, which
he was getting social interaction, but then he would find
their real identities and they would really just be super old,
creepy men.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I mean, he can't go to a bar rights.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
And also you could still be You'll go out man,
twenty one year old only fan.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I'm out. I'll go up and talk you go check
check out, check out my bro.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, he'll be like, what is your dad saying?

Speaker 10 (23:19):
What?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Sorry? What?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I could still be a bro. I can brow out.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
You could literally be his dad.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I don't give a rip.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Man, your kid open those suicide doors.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Let's does go.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
There they gojddy, there's the crew door.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
You come.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I'm down.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I don't understand why he still can't be a firefighter,
Like I'm still yeah, you could just go do it. Bro,
stop doing only fans. Invest some of your money wisely
and go.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Do get this guy on the show. I want him
in studio. I want to talk to him. Yeah, I
mean local dude, somebody knows CJ. Help out Emily.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Let's go have Robert reach out to Yeah, they're they're
in the community.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
There is drama brewing with my girl Taylor Swift. Now,
I'm sure you've heard about the issue with Blake Lively
and her star director whatever of the last movie got crazy.
While there is now an issue with her and Taylor.
We're gonna see what is going on now. Coming up
next on the show at Rock with O five three

(24:27):
Foods a little food fighters on the show It's Rocking
five to three. I don't know how much you guys
have seen if you watch any of those entertainment shows,
this is all they talk about is the Blake Lively
what's his name, Justine drama.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I thought about doing a rant on it, and I
think I still may because that's where the I don't
want to give it up yet, but there's just so
much research you have to do.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What this thinks.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I mean, it's wild, like there's so every time she
drops something he said. I don't know what to believe.
You could all agree though they both are a holes. Yeah,
I'm on that. Yeah, Blake, I think I've taken the turn.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Brian Reynold. Remember t J.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Miller coming in here saying he wasn't the greatest guy ever?
That's right, Ryan, Yeah, I thought they were idiot, But no,
he said it on all the shows though, said he
said it on a Yeah was that show? Was that
Adam Carolla show? And it went viral recently him saying
that he said no, no, he said that publicly.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I used to love him as a couple.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Thought, oh, they're the cutest couple, they have the best relationship.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
But now I'm crazy that a Hollywood couple isn't real. Yeah, yeah, cool,
my heart Dax Shepherd and what's okay? Hey anyway, So,
if you don't know, there is this big drama with
Blake Lively and this guy who was the writer director
of this movie who there was possible sexual harassment involved, possible, uh,

(26:05):
all kinds of different, you know, claims are being made
on both sides, on both sides, and now it's gotten
to the point where there's a lawsuit counter lawsuit is
going to court. It's it's exploded in the Hollywood community.
It's and everybody is talking about it, and it's crazy.
So now my girl, Taylor Swift is being dragged into

(26:26):
the mud because apparently there is a sort of released
text message threat that Blake had put out to whatever
back her theory or whatever he put it out. I
don't remember who did it, but there's a thing in there,
a thread in there of a text message that mentions Taylor.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
And they were They're like besties, We're pretty close. She
was at every game with her, She was a super
Bowl with her and Ice Spice. They were like best friends.
Was doing like their sassy walk in their heels, you know,
you know, need to both hot.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I'm yeah, well yeah, So what went down is, like
these guys said, there's so much information you don't know.
And the reason there's so much information is it's not
just the press reporting on it. These two Blake and
this Justin guy, have both put out their own websites
with documents and like, well they're not sure if it's
Blake's team or if it's fans of Blake, but yees.

(27:27):
So she has a website defending her he has one,
and that's where these text messages that Eddie was talking
about came out. And according to inside sources, Taylor Swift
is not happy after she saw these text messages for
the first time because the night that the text message
in question was sent, I guess Justin was over at

(27:47):
Blake Lively's house meeting with Blake and Ryan Reynolds to
discuss some of their disagreements about the movie. I guess
it got kind of heated because they were not seeing
Aya Eye. And that was the exact same night that
Taylor was invited to come over to Blake's house as well,
not being told that anybody else was over there, and

(28:07):
allegedly was just gonna hang out with Blake. Well, when
she shows up that Justin Guy is there, they're wrapping
up the meeting, Justin leaves Taylor and Blake hang out.
She thinks nothing of it, but then these text messages
come out. And this is a text message that was
sent from Blake to Justin right after the meeting, right
after Taylor had shown up and Ryan was part of

(28:30):
the meeting, and it says, quote, if you ever get
around to watching Game of Thrones, you'll appreciate that. I'm Kalisi,
and like her, I happen to have a few dragons
for better or for worse, but usually for better because
my dragons also protect those I fight for. So really,

(28:52):
we all benefit from those gorgeous monsters of mine. Smiley face,
you will too, I can promise you.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
That's a really wacky threat.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, so bad. I have no idea what it means.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
So Calisi is a character in Game of Thrones. He's
like a queen and all this stuff, and she can
control dragons. So if she don't like you, she send
them dragons. She's gonna destroy you.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
So she's so blake saying that she's going to destroy
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, I'm one of the pretty shady Yeah. Well it's
a threat.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Well, and it's also basically saying that Taylor only I'm
only friends with Taylor because she can help destroy somebody
for me.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
She's one of the dragons.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
And then and that makes Taylor look awful, by the way,
because then she just strugged with careers. Yeah, unless Taylor
doesn't know anything about it, but it just.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Makes her look bad.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
If this didn't come out, I wonder if Taylor would
have come out publicly and back Blake, which is gross. Yeah,
you know that's what.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
People are saying, because that's her girl, that's her friend.
She'd have her back, but she But now that people
are putting together, you invited me over that night. I
didn't know that guy was going to be there, but
you did that intentionally so he could see me and
then you could send that threat. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
I was watching TMZ did a whole hour long thing
on this yesterday and they were saying that this is
before this text came out though, because that incident, because
Taylor went there when Justin Baldoni was there, that she
might get depositioned in the trial to.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Go well, yeah, he I had read. We read that
he had said that that he had said that Taylor
and Ryan Reynolds were kind of bullying him to change
the script. Yes, yeah, so so yes, But so that
means then Taylor did.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Know this was happening.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Then if she was bullying him to change the script.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I don't know if I believe Ryan.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
But Justin said that Taylor and Ryan were kind of
bullying him to change this.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Wul Taylor even be evolved.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Because they said they ran a party and her music's
in the movie and like best friend, and apparently Justin
says that it was like Taylor said, it was in
his best interest to change the.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
How the hell do you know so much about this?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
There's a lot I've been trying to do research, but literally,
clearly now Taylor's turning on Blake, right, I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Well if if she said that, and it's like you're
just using me, Yeah, like probably not gonna be friends anymore. Sad,
So many people are hurt.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
From this, the end of an era?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
It really is, Will Ryan turn on Blake?

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I doubt it's I think, well, I think that they're
a tag team in this.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, well he seems like nothing.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Well to TJ.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Miller, he plays the same character. And now you're just
taking shots for another.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
All right, all right, we are about to have it
happen again. We're gonna see if we could do it
this time. We're gonna see if we can try and
break a world record in the show is challenged coming
up next on the show and rocking to five three.
So that's it. Some forty one is done. They played

(31:50):
their last show on January thirtieth, and they say that
that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
So we're not going to play them anymore.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
No, of course, I mean bands that are finished. He
still play the music. But weird because they put out
a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Record, like it was almost like they were making a
little comeback and now.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
And then they just done.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
How many bands and they aren't done?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's us.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Anyway, It's the show. It's Rocodile five to three. All right,
are we ready to do this? We gotta we gotta
figure this out. Man. It is time to break a
world record in the Show Is Challenged record.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
The Show wants to enter the record books.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Every week they'll try a different challenge to break a
world record.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
It's time for.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
The Show Is Challenge.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Now, here's the gel we're trying. We're trying our best.
We didn't think every week we're gonna break a world record,
but we we've been pretty big failure so far. We
failed hard. When we failed, we failed big.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Okay, yeah, we were stunned with the Emily tennis ball thing.
We really thought, with their giant hands, that was going
to be the one. Yeah, it didn't work out. We've
tried all kinds of different things, you know, the saltine one.
Oh my god, I can't. I still can't have no saliva.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I didn't realize that was going to be that difficult,
but once I saw it in action on that literally was.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Like every saliva gland in my body just sucked up.
It felt as soon as soon as I put two
in my mouth, I was like, I was done.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Will you ever eat a salteat again?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, Emily, I'm not like, I don't know, not angry
with them to them straight for twenty four hours or something.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's a crazy question. I think it was a crazy question.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
In his mouth. It was.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
It was really different. It wasn't a sleeve of them anyway.
We have not done very well so far. We really
haven't even come close, to be honest with you, which
is that's the disappointing point. Like I want us to
be on the verge and they and we don't make it.
Then I can be like, Okay, we're right there so far.
I mean, we haven't even come close. So not good
so far, But we're gonna get one of these days.

(34:08):
We're gonna hit them really and we're going to be
in the record. He's going to be awesome. Okay, So
what is this week's challenge? Guy?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
This week's challenge is the most jello eaten with chopsticks
in thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Wow, that's very specific. Why is that a world record?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Who's that guy on Food Network that only eats?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
He owns this record? I seen him on Chopped eating
ice cream with chopstick. It's so stupid, and you're not
better than us.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
It's pretty wid Why does he chopsticks make you better?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
He's like a fancy boy.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, chopsticks fancy. I thought they were just because for sushi.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
I think he thinks that the food, like he's going
to get a better taste of the food.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
How is that possible?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
It's stupid. Sorry, I got Really.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Is your least favorite person getting say that?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
It is? Oh, it's true. Do I not send you
text all the time when I see he's dude's eating
soup today with chopsticks?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
How is that possible?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I'm not making it up.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
You can't eat.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
I'll get a random Saturday two pm text from Eddie
if he's flipping around.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
He'll say, text me, this guy's eating you know whatever,
pudding with.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Chopsticks, a panic cotta with chopsticks?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Anyway? Wow?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
All right? Spaghetti?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh especially yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Come on that's easy for him, noodles whatever. Anyway, Okay,
this is a very specific world record.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Cut things, kick it over it, Yeah, steak.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
He where we're gonna eat jello with chopsticks and you
have to eat how much in thirty seconds?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
The current world record is fourteen point one one ounces.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I have no idea how much four hundred how much
is in a pudding cup.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
And one pudding cup we have like a little over
three ounces.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Oh well that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
So to beat that record, if you're buying the pre
little cups in the grocery store, you would need five
of those cups to beat the record. That would be about.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Fish parameters on how to use the chopsticks, like do
we because I mean can I you can't. I was
standing the whole thing about it, cause that doesn't sound
like you can do that. Yeah, I would imagine you
have to actually pick it up with the chopsticks.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, so like lots of time't count if you using it.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
I mean, I mean, I think it's pretty obvious why
anybody could do that if you're picking up.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, in all the pictures and videos that Guinness has posted,
they are all using the chopsticks.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Traditional.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yes, I just want to go around stabbing foods, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I mean then just a fork.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, what's the point.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
So you gotta hold it with the chopstick. Now, if
you're able to get the whole cup into your mouth,
jello is easy to eat, swallow. I might be able
to even swallow it swallow. You know. We what we
do is we we try to figure out who's going
to be the best at this between the four of them.
You got a big mouth, I got a big mouth.
My tongue, though, takes up a lot of space in
the mouth, can block them around. That's the only that's
the only issue. Think about that with the saltine surface area.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah, and then with Emily, she does have trouble swallowing.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I heard that. I have heard that.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
It's a problem. That's something else we're talking.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
You don't do shots.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I don't normally do shots.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
So that's all we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
When you do a jello shot?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I do like you do?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You just choot?

Speaker 10 (37:46):
You?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
You swallow?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Or how do you choot?

Speaker 10 (37:48):
You?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
You a little bit?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Maybe get it down quick.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Then get it down very quick? Okay, it does it?
Does go down. That is true.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
She has that. Just if you put alcohol in these
things ten seconds.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
I was just motive there that you know, that would
get me going. But this big mistake on our part,
this big mistake on my part. And we also know
that I'm not that great at speed eating, right.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
That's why I was gonna also bring up Thor is
Thor eats faster than any human I've ever seen. It's
just a jelly donut and two bites.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You know that we're bites. I I know I've seen it.
I had a donut, I know, But I also I've
been back. I'm back at the gym. I've got four
days as well.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Why are you defending Why are you defending this?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
You know I'm do.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
My point is, I know I'm back at the gym.
I'm working out, eating healthy. The doughnuts enough, The jell
is too much sugar. I mean there's a lot of sugar.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Is very healthy for you.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
There's a full sugar version of sugar. So like after
this jelly donut, I don't know if I want the
sugar shot trying I'm trying to lose I'm trying to
lose some weight here, Okay, like three find.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
We Also, the most important thing with Thor is that
how awful he would probably be at chop sticks.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I know, I mean, you eat sushi though quite often. Yeah.
Do you do you when you eat sushi? Do you
you handy with the cho you handy with the chopping?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I know for a fact that I don't use chopsticks correctly.
But I'm able to eat the sushi fine, Like I
don't ever fumble it or whatever. But I know my
technique is probably not the traditional way. Oh so, I
don't know that I'm the right guy for this, but
I think I could get it done, and I'm confident
that I can get her down no problem now. Sky,

(39:36):
on the other hand, is the queen of eating Asian food.
She loves Asia. That your house, you guys eat Asian
food like four times a week.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
We've already had it three times this week, That's right,
that is Why.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Do you do you handle chopsticks? Well?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yes, okay, I feel like I'm really good with chopsticks.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
You're not good with food, though, I feel like, okay,
where are you at with Yello?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I'm a yellow fan, okay, okay, I am a jell fan.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well, she's a fan of hospital food.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Can you not if I if I go to a
barbecue and there's an ambrosia salad there, It's like did
I just win the lottery right now?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Like this is something different? See the ambrosious salad at
a barbecue?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Oh, oh, you're a I was thinking of a jello mold.
But when I see a jello old.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
It's like a tree.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
It's like a tree.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's like, oh my god, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Because yeah, and we always actually have jello at our house,
yellow cups. Why because it's delicious?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Because you live on the brat die.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Okay, I don't live on the brat dice, but I
enjoy a jello. My daughter, Why was you jello?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
I don't know. I can't tell you the last time
I've had yellow really probably last time I was in
the hospital.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Oh you're missing. I want to know so badly what
goes on that I don't?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Man, I don't want to know. Yeah, I don't. Here's
my only problem with you, Sky Well, I have a
lot of problems with you. But in this regard what
you got shakes that now, will her shakes counteract the
movement of the jello?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Like, will it make it still it's like sea legs,
you know what.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yeah, I mean honestly, your handshake. Yeah, you go to
try and pick up the jello, the gelo is gonna shake.
That's what makes it tough.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
But because you're shaking and the shallow shaking, maybe it's
still we're like one bro. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
It's pretty crazy right now.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I don't know. I don't know. You might be the
person for this.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I think I could do a great job at this
and unlike the swallow problems I have. You know, I
got some some teeth issues.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
You have a small layernex.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Okay, this stuff just slides down. This stuff just slides down.
So so choo choo isn't even in the equation.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
You think speed wise you can get this done. Yeah, man,
I don't know what you guys thinking.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I kind of I'm kind of leaning towards Sky, and
I know that.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
I don't believe in Sky and really anything, I've never
believed in Sky.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
I just think she's the best to do it out
of the four of us. You think so because I
don't want the sugar shock. There's no alcohol in the family,
and you.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Got to come. Yeah, I agree, all right, Sky don't
let us down.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Challenge accept it.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Okay, I don't like. I don't all over again. Okay,
we have thee ready to go. There are five and
we took them out of the cups because that is allowed, right,
we're clear that that's allowed.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, and all the things they actually do it like
it looks like homemade jello where it's like squares cut out.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I I do like the way she's she is handling
the chopsticks like a pro. I'll give her that she
held them like a pro. Okay, now we know you
do that. Look as she does hold it like a pro.
Ill looks pretty good, looks pretty good. Okay, So what's

(43:10):
the strategy here. Let's not go willy nilly like we
tend to do. Like are you gonna go one full
cup in?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Down, full cup in?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
That's my strategy to try and pick up an entire
cup at the one time.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
You're you're underestimating the jello in your mouth. You ever
put a big bite of jelo in your mouth and
the room like it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Just swallow it, don't chew it, just swallow.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
At least break it up a little bit and get it.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Try and like suck it down, you know what I mean,
put it in and then okay, also you can.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Easy with the chopsticks, because if you dig too hard
into the jello, it's gonna.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Explode, explode right through. There's some gentleness, and then you
can go. I'm looking at your hands. It looks okay,
don't you Hey, come on.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Come on, get it together guy.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
All right, hey, you gotta get ready? Ah, you doing
the time I forgot you took over. So you have
thirty thirty ticks? Okay, I almost don't want you to
be the right now, all right, thirty seconds to get
at least fourteen whatever ounces? What was the number?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Fourteen point one one is the record right here on
my plate.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I have a not chew it.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
You gotta just swallow, so you have fifteen ounces. So
if you get all that down, we won. Yes, holy crap,
here we go, ladies and gentlemen, all right on the
account of whatever.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Well no, I.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Okay, ready, three? Two? One go? All right? She's going
too fast? Okay, okay, well.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
She can't even get one.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Is she shaking or is the jello shaky? Swallow it
it's a swallow? Oh my god, I feel like this
is her husband. What he goes through on a Saturday.
Swallow it, swallow, swallow?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Why is it coming out?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
It's coming out of her mouth? Times up? Times up?
Times up, times up. I even gave her an extra
four seconds.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
That was bite. You can't.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I think we can all agree Scott should never do
this again. But that was am I blame myself.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Guys, I blame us. Listen like we've watched Drive Through
Surprise for years, right, she can never eat anything.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Well, it's not only that, Eddie. The first jello uh
she went for, she sliced right through with We.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Told her, We told her not to do that easy.
So then she finally gets one in her mouth and
it just explodes in her mouth. It came out of
all orifices. Did didn't swallow, She didn't swallow one. We
didn't even get an ounce down. I got no, you
didn't know, you didn't. Yeah, it all came outs. You

(46:12):
spit it. Here's the thing. I would have tried it,
but you spit all over the other jello. It's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I wanted to give it a shot too.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I was like, I think I could do it too,
Like watching you what happen?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
You got it in your mouth and it was over.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Here's here's what had it down because we got to know.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
So when I finally was able to pick up a
full cup's.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Worth of yellow Fast, there's finesse. We tried to.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Tell you ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
So I final I got that.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Full cup worth in my mouth, and then.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
There was no room because it was so full.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
In there to push it down my throat.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
So the second I tried to push it down my throat,
it started coming out.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
The front of my mouth.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Why didn't come out?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
A little's going down, but a little's coming out. So
as soon as I'm pushing it down, it's coming out.
And then once it started coming out my mouth like
a fountain, I started laughing. And you're done.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
You were You were horrific. Yeah, that was horrific. Honestly,
I'm embarrassed us.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I'm embarrassed for us. That was insane.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I'm like bright red, Like.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Look at you're You're as red as the jello.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
That was so hard.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I was just gonna slide on down. Guys.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Sorry, everyone, Sorry, it was a big night last night.
The NFL Honors show went down where they handed all
all the major awards. We're gonna tell you who got what,
and we're al gonna find out who got in the
Hall of Fame. There's one particular guy who could have
got in. We'll find out if Eli made it or
not when we're gonna tell you. Next to Sports Dirt, Well,

(48:02):
the NFL Honors aired last night, was where the league
hands out all their major awards, and the Bills quarterback
Josh Allen took home the big award as he was
awarded the NFL MVP, edging out Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
One of the biggest travesty's I've ever seen in NFL
history when it comes to voting. I mean, Lamar Jackson
was a clearly a statistic award. He was statistically better
than Josh Allen in literally every category by a lot.
It wasn't even close. And I don't want to hear well,
Lamar has people to throw the ball to. Well, when
Patrick Mahonos won his MVPs, he had Travis Kelce and

(48:42):
Tyreek Hill. It just it makes no sense. It's all
voter fatigue.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
They didn't want to give it to Lamar because Lamar's
They don't like Lamar as much as they.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Like Peyton Manning. When Peyton Manning won it.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
All every year, it's gross, dude, that they didn't give
it to Lamar.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
To back up your point, Ellen is the first player
in twenty one seasons to win the MVP without being
selected as a first team All Pro.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, Lamar was, And this isn't like a Josh Allen's awesome.
He's like an awesome guy, like I wanted to be
the quarterback of my team. But like, it's just crap.
And if you weren't gonna give it to Lamar because
you had fatigue, then you should have gave it to
Saquon because at least you could say, well, we want
we were tired of giving it to a quarterback, and
Squon was clearly the MVP of his team. But to

(49:23):
give it to who's the guy who's clearly the second
best quarterback is was a wild man.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Yeah that was did get an award, he won the
Offensive Player of the Year. But I mean, they're gonna
win the Super Bowl Sunday and he's gonna win the
m v P. It's gonna happen, like it's no doubt.
Do you think that's because of the football Gods?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
The football This is then't so who's actually gonna.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Tell you what about that?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
The team the year for me started in May and
April when the Giants had a Milik Neighbors is great,
they should drafts a quarterback.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
They didn't.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Then they released these hideous one hundred year uniforms. I
don't remember that. That was embarrassing. And then they won
three games. No, no, but don't forget they had the
offseason season hard Knocks, which they're getting slammed for because
they looked like they didn't know what they were doing,
and an embarrassment. That's a meme everywhere they didn't turns out,
turns out they didn't. Then they Saquon goes to the Eagles.
Then they win the one thing they didn't want to

(50:17):
have happen, which happens. Then they win three games.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Then Saquon has the greatest year maybe ever for a
running back on the Eagles, goes to the Super Bowl
and they don't fire anybody, which is even weirder. And
now Saquon wins the Offensive Player of the Year. Well
not yet, Eddie, what else happened?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Well, let me finish with the awards. The Broncos Patricks
or Tan to come the Defensive Player of the Year,
becoming the first cornerback in five years to win that.
Jayden Daniels took home the Offensive Rookie of the Year
again in the Division that tours. The Rams defensive end
Jared Verse won the Defensive Rookie of the Year. Joe
Burrow won the Comeback Player of the Year. Here's some

(50:53):
good news your boy. Kevin O'Connell, the Vikings coach, was
named the Coach of the Year. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I took the Twitter to congrat him and telling him
it all started with me and him on our show
we did called the Huddle on Extra Sports. I don't
think that's whetted. I mean that's what it was. The
star quarterbacks all started. Well, he didn't yet, and it'd
be a big night, you know. I mean I don't
expect to go right to Twitter and sear Thors tweet,

(51:18):
but it all started then. He would break down film
for me and I remember at one point I was like,
you should be the coach of the Vike.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
No you didn't. That's a plate lit and the Jaguars.
Eric Armstead was named the Walter Payton Man of the
Year Award. So they also named who got in this
year's Hall of Fame. Who's the Hall of Fame class? Well,
the Chargers tight end Antonio Gates got in in his
second year of eligibility. Should have been a first ballot
or whatever. Also getting in is cornerback Eric Allen, defensive

(51:48):
end Jared Allen, and wide receiver Sterling Sharp. That's it.
Very small class this year. Only four guys named very
strange now not making it in their first year on
the ballot. Former defa it's a Player of the Year,
Luke Keikley Kicker Adam Vinatieri and no Eli Manning. Just
the Travis didn't make it.

Speaker 9 (52:08):
And.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
He played He played in a really quarterback in a
really the era he played in for quarterbacks, there are
some like greatest of all time. His numbers, He's top
twelve in every major passing category. He won two Super
Bowls in twenty eleven. He statistically has the greatest year
in the history for a quarterback in the playoffs. I
don't understand why he didn't get in. I yes, you

(52:31):
did well because he mean he but yeah, he had
a lot of turnovers. Did so did John Elway. I
mean it's John w may have twenty less turnovers and
let me speak. Sorry, I know, I know this is
very sensitive. Such sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
He is never an All pro. You know he's he's
got a lot of knocks against him. He was he
regular season, he wasn't the best quarterback. He had an
incredible postseason. He got two super bowls. Will he get
in probably eventually? You know, his post careers is incredible too.
I think that helps him a little bit. His last
name helps him a lot. I think he's gonna get in.

(53:04):
Does he deserve to be in the first ballot? I
don't think so.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
You know, Dan Fouts, Warren Moon, Hall of Famers, Eli
Mang is better than both them, and he has bet
stats of both of them. He went to more super Bowls.
He went to super bowls. Neither of them went to
super Bowls. He wants war Warren Moon didn't play his
entire career in the NFL. So okay, well then if
he would have, if you would count those numbers, then
you know, well then Fouts right, he's in. Eli's not it.
It's it's ridiculous. And the thing that bothers me the

(53:28):
most is this class is a turd like other than
Antonio Gates, who deserves to get in Jared Aaron is
a borderline Hall of Famer, Eric Allen should not be
in the Hall of Fame, and stortly Stop only played
for seven seasons, and you're telling me Eli couldn't get
in there.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Come on, Well, here's the thing. It's gonna get even
tougher next year's past. He's loaded as Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald,
Jason Witten, Frank Gore, and Philip Rivers are all guys
that are in their first year of eligibility. Now, if
Rivers gets in before Eli, that'll be crazy, That'll that'll
cost some think that.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I think he's borderline too. Yeah, you know, well the
thing about Rivers is in some of the biggest games. Nope,
no postseason, postseasons. So yeah, it's I think ELI will
get it in like three to five years. But this
just adds on to the terrible season, the worst season
in the franchise history. Just keeps for your life.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
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We have talked a lot about how often we're supposed
to clean things or wash things. Well, now there's an
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it doesn't make sense. We're gonna see what they're saying
about washing your clothes when we get back on the

(54:40):
show and rock with a five three twenty one pilots
on the show, it's Rock five. So we get into
these conversations about how often are you supposed to change
your sheets, or how often do you change out your

(55:00):
bath towels, or how often are you supposed to wash jeans,
because everybody does things differently, and so it's fascinating to
find out, Oh, you don't change your sheets ever. Okay,
that's how we found out Emily only had one pair
of sheets. She had one set of sheets, and I
screamed at her, it's time to grow up, tinker Bell
not sheets well. And then she doesn't use a top

(55:24):
sheet on the bottom sheet, which I think is psychotic.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
It's only a bottom sheet. She's a bottom in the bottom,
but no no top sheet, just comfort her. I could
I can if I say back in the day, I
got to hook up with you, and I went over.
We we finished our relations, and I climb into bed
and I'm like, I'm going to spend.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
The night Emily probably what she wants it.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
She wants it.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
She didn't.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
She has said multiple times she didn't like in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
I feel like she wants.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
That, Emily. This guy's cleaner.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Well, it doesn't matter. I'm leaving anyway because I can't
sleep like this.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Oh you'll see that.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
And then I get in the bed and then I
pulled that comforter up and I'm.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Like, ah, I'm are you searching at the bottom the sheet?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Does it must be down there? Checkulator the doors.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
On the bottom. Go sleep in the wet spot. Well,
you can't change your sheet. You only have one, thankfully.
Now that's that's all. That's on the past. You're all
growing up, girl up. Yeah, congratulation. I'm very proud of you. So, yes,

(56:41):
but this is out we find out about all these things. Well,
apparently we are washing our clothes all wrong. According to France.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Uh huh. In France, uh their version of the e
p A that we have, the Environmental Protection Agency, they
have their own version of that over there, and they
are letting the world know and as well. Definitely the
people of France know that. Yeah, you guys are doing
it too much. First off, they too much washing your clothes.

(57:14):
First they talk about washing your clothes too much so
and how it can.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Ruin your clothes.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Washings on delicate, man, well, and then you don't you
don't dry them right, uh, just certain.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Clothes, certain things I lose my Fiori's I don't.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Try or like.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
If I buy a lot of the a lot of
like the uh the M and M T shirts, I
buy that that's just cotton, you know, because they'll shrink
so badly, so I won't try them.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
I like, I like to like a light tumble. And
then all cotton do yours shrink very badly on its
first washing.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I wash on cold and I don't mess around with it.
And then I do dry them on delicate and then
on low temperature. Then after that I don't care because
it doesn't drink after that for some reason. I don't
know if that's a scientific fact. I was told that
probably when I was young, and.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
That's how it works.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
My shirts don't shrink, so I guess it works.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Wow, But you're a delicate guy. Every time with those clothes.
It's delicate, delicate, And I also do delicate. I read
that doing delicate with your sheets gives some softer too,
So I do delicate with my sheets too.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Where did you read that?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
I was, we were trying to get new sheets, and
I want the softest sheets, and a lot of the
threat count that or lies, Oh is that right, lie
on the thread count and so like. So I googled
one of the best ways to keep them solvet by
washing them on delicate.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
So I do that now too.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Okay, Wow, I also don't know what these French you
know what I mean? I still call my French fries
freedom fries.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
You don't know, you.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Don't know, you don't so yeah, So they're saying, first off,
if you care about the quality your clothes, lasting longer,
feeling better, you're.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
All washed them too much, too much, too much.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
But they say, especially if we then add in the
environment and how much water and energy we're wasting.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
So they wanted after you.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Off peak hours like I do. Okay, Well, it's still energy,
it's just you're paying less. I mean, that has nothing
to do with the environment.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
That's just yeah, wash off peak okay, is off peak
water usage.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
He wishes this guy would shower at like one am
if there was wake up in the middle of theower,
just laid back down exactly. So they're saying this is
the rule you should follow when you wash your clothes.
They say jeans you should wash them no more than
once a.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Month, then doesn't depend on usage.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I'm sorry, jeans you should wear them for a month
before washing them.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
What a month we're of where before you wash them?
That's a little extreme to me. I rarely wash And
why is that? Because they don't?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
They tell you wash and ruined them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
They get they shrink, Oh yeahs get worked in the
more you wear them and wash them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I get that is lying that you're not supposed
to watch your jeans a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
But a month seems crazy. Like if I want every day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I wouldn't wear the same parades every day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
That's that's what I think. That's what we're trying to
I mean, that's weird. It'd be crazy, Like these jeans
are wearing now, I'm not watching these.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Maybe like how many months is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I've worn these, I've worn these once a week for
like a month, and I haven't watched them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Okay, something that's only what four uses? That's not that's
not crazy. Opposite, I've defend moron.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
With this clothing conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
He's the king of the and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Know what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Emily will throw any I can't even imagine where her
watch is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Like, she probably throw.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
Cowls and yeah, alright, I take it back. But Emily,
I washed my nice stuff. Separate, separate.

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
Stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yes, what about my dollars? Dress?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
So you do it a thousand dollars Emily. No, I'll
just do delicate like.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Queen of the wash, not not the queen of the washes,
the gester of the I'm not throw over there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
No, nobody is a you are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
According to France, we should be washing our pajamas after
seven wears seven our shirts we should be washing after
five wears.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Well, here's the thing about France. They stink, they do.
They are well known to having bad body odor. Well,
and now you know why if you wear a shirt
five times, bro, that's so grow you're disgusting. You're gonna stink.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Yeah, I wear once and wash it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Well, and finally underwear workout clothes. Oh, every wash, dude,
I was so sweaty yesterday I put it right in
the laundry.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
How could you not wash that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I would imagine workout clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
According to France, we should be washing after every three way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
That's just how would I so I should just dry
my shirts drenched and sweat. I should just air dry
it and then wear it again. It's just it's gonna stink. Obviously,
they're stinky country well, and the peace Fries.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
The citizens of France are saying, please don't put things
out there like this. The world already thinks we smell bad,
and this is just making it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Worse, smell worse. Okay, congratulations, all right. It is a
free comedy Friday today. We're excited to have Michael Rapaport
back in studio with us coming up next on the
show I'll Rock with a five three Tallica on the
show It's Rock on O five to three. Today is

(01:03:13):
a free comedy Friday, and we are so excited to
have our next guest back in studio, back in San Diego.
Michael Rapaport is back, Ladies and gentlemen. He's gonna be
performing at the American Comedy Company a couple shows tonight,
couple shows tomorrow night. Michael. Welcome back, buddy, Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
For having me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Thanks knowing man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I'm excited to be here with you, guys. I had
a great show last night, and I gotta tell you,
every single time I'm in San Diego, I always feel welcomed.
I always, I just have a great time every single
time I get here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Now, is there a town that you go to that
you don't feel welcome? Like, do you go to boise In?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
They're like, but I've been here a few times.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
I think it's like my third time performing in San Diego,
and I just I don't know, it's just every every
single time. I'm just like, I love I love performing
an American comedy and I just it's just I feel
very warm like them, so excited. You're in the right spot,
yeah for sure. Now, after your last show on Saturday,
are you headed right back home to watch Super Bowl

(01:04:18):
or what's your plan for My plan is, I have
a very early morning flight Sunday morning. I'll get there
a few hours before the game. Decompress stuff my face,
got do it, gotta do it. Stuff on my face
with chips, dip the whole thing, you know, all sorts
of accouterments, maybe a sword in meat, and then I'll

(01:04:38):
sit down like the rest of the world and watch
the game. I don't have a listen. I'm a New
York Giants fan. I also am a store.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Wow, you're literally saying this is the worst season I've
ever seen in Giants history.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
I'm terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I can't think it's starting with the fanjets and the Giants.
It's it's been terrible misery. It's the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
It started with the her atrocious uniforms they wore for
that first game, and it's only gotten worse. And they
didn't fire anybody. Eli didn't get in last night, Saquan.
I can't look at it. He's like himself, right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
They didn't. They didn't put in Eli Manning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
They didn't put in Eli, but they put in Eric Allen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Yeah, and and and and Bill Belichick showed Bill Belichick,
I didn't know his record was seventy two and twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I didn't see that. Did you see? He was wearing
five rings and she had one ring on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I look at him in a whole different way. I
respect respect, Like do your thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
The fact he's coaching at college now is crazy to me.
Wild North and North Carolina crazy. It's crazy. The whole
thing is crazy. But it's like now, like when he
tries to do his curmudgety old man like I would like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
You don't talk like that to her. We know, we
know your bill.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You're bedside matters definitely a lot better than you present yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
But you're putting off exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
But and I also I just want to make sure
that it's clear that the San Diego Chargers should not
be in Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Thank you for saying period, Thank you for saying that
I accept.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Them in LA.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
It's it's it's really it's it's disgusting that you guys
don't have a football team, the iconic San Diego Chargers
and all those years they should be here in San Diego.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Couldn't agree more. Michael. You know we're screaming from the rooftops.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
But sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
It's the way it goes, you know. It stinks. Yeah,
but you know when we look at the Super Bowl,
do you have a dog in the fight? You were saying,
you're you're a giants from a giant.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I don't hate on Saquan. I'm glad that he did
his thing. There's no way he would have done any
of this as a giant. That's what I always think.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
And I can't stand the tweets anymore man all season.
The John Marrow tweet of him with his head in
his hands, saying he can't sleep, like he wouldn't have
done this with the Giants.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
The offensive just happen, so good for him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
It's a it's a rock and a and a and
I'm a homeboy place because I can't stand the Eagles deeply,
but also like i also want to see, you know,
the Crown get knocked off, Travis Kels, Patrick Mahomes and
Taylor Swift and really so I've come to terms with
what I'm what I'm rooting for is I want to

(01:07:23):
see if Taylor Swift really will stand by her man
through thick and thin. And I want to see her crying.
I want to see her crying. And I want to
see if you know, because she's she's got the best
of the best. I want to see if her mascara
will run. I want to see Taylor Swift and the Swifties.

(01:07:43):
So I'm gonna sort of I'm hedging for the Eagle
that just for that because because because aside from yeah,
I I I don't, Yeah, I can't root for the Chiefs,
and yeah, but I think it. I think for whether
you're a football fan or not, it's going to be
a good game. The game itself will be good. Yeah,

(01:08:04):
they earned it. It ain't easy to get there, as
it's proven each year. Unless you're the.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Chiefs, they just know them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
But but you know, the super Bowl, it's so it's
such an American it's like a holiday, so we get
to stuff our faces.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Kendrick Lamar, it's gonna be great. So you're a big
hip hop fan. I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
I'm a massive County fan. H Do you think he'll
perform not like us, because there's a lot of backlash
with the call and Drake a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Might change he might change the lyrics. Yes, I can't
change it. Yeah, but it's going to be good. You
know as far as like hip hop, like he's by
far the most hip hop hip hop act that's performed,
like Dre and Snoop and Eminem they became these iconic
pop stars, like I know that there's a lot of
people in America that probably don't know his song. Yeah,

(01:08:50):
and I don't know if there's ever been a super
Bowl like that. So but I think it's gonna be fun.
I'm a fan, and uh, that's where I'm at because
I'm I'm a rock guy. Obviously I'm aware of Kendrick Lamar,
but I don't know his music like Thorgas. Yeah, and
so I'm fascinated to see what the show is gonna
It'll be good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
He you know, he performed a little bit with Drake.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
On a good show and you know, and and as
far as representing hip hop, he's very positive, like he's
very thoughtful with what he says, like, you know, he's
he's a very good represented representation of hip hop in
twenty twenty five. Uh, you know, from from what he does.
So I think it's gonna be a dope day. I
think it's gonna be It's a celebration. It's a celebration. Yes, exactly.

(01:09:33):
I'm gonna be stuffing my face. I'm wondering, should when
I'm on the plane ride back after my four fantastic
shows to tonight to tomorrow, should I start stuffing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
My face on the plane? No?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Same, you don't want the stomachs?

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, you gonna get a jersey. Mike's
at the airport eating on the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
And then see now we're we're spitball.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Okay, we're spinning.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
That sound good, okay, And the airport is so San Diego,
like it's get tacos whatever, It's chill at that airport.
That's I'm not I'm not kissing, but like when I
got off the plane, I'm like, this is so San Diego,
this airport. Like you go to other cities like Miami,
it's like Chaos Airport, JF Chaos show. Just you get off, boom,

(01:10:26):
you're outside. You said that fresh good and you're in
San Diego. They have a jersey mics at the airport. Think,
oh yeah, we might start early. Good, don't do it.
I'm not mad at this save. But the reason why
is because you know, you get on the flight early
and then you know the time difference. I'm I'm just saying,
like I'm going to be watching, you know, watching the
pregame on the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
And you going back to New York right, Oh yes,
that's a five hours got to eat? Yeah, like I
have regret about it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
You want to you want to be.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Miserable by the end of the game. Yeah, I agree. Yes,
Michael Rappaport, your career is so fascinating because you spanned
so much stuff. I mean honestly, I know it's crazy.
With just your acting alone, we could talk about I
was watching you on Friends the other night, dude, my wife, Well,
one of my favorite movies of all time is True Romance.
I've never talked to you about True Romance, and that

(01:11:18):
like that movie alone, like your part in it, what
it became, what it was, the fact that Tarantino wrote it,
all this stuff, like what was your experience on that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I was so excited to audition for that. This was
a time where there was no email. I'm pretty sure
email didn't exist. So the script was getting passed around
and Quentin Tarantino was just coming off reservoir dogs and
natural bune killers, and it's like, oh, it's another thing. Yeah,
and you know you'd read it, and then your actor

(01:11:49):
friends would be like, yo, did you read it, and like, Yo,
I'm auditioning.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
I heard that Christian Slater.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Got part is cast Oh wow, okay, And I heard
that Christopher Walking is cass Is the Mob got Yo,
what what are we talking about? And then I would
audition an audition or audition, and then I finally got
the part of Dick Ritchie in the film, and I
was as excited as the character was to get cast
in TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Hooker like I was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I was such a fan of the actors in the
film and the script and Tony Scott, and I remember,
I can tell you one thing. I remember going into
the casting and they had the the pictures on the
wall of who was in it. I remember distinctly, and
my last audition with the late great Tony Scott. They
had Christopher walk and they had Val Kilmore's picture, they

(01:12:35):
had Peter, they had garyl They were all behind me
and I'm like this. I just remember looking like yo.
And I told Tony Scott, I said, do not let
me leave until I get this right. Like I just
I knew I was going to get it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
It meant that much to you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I was so And then when I got it in
the experience and then this one actor in it, I
thought he was going to have.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
A good career.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Brad heard of him because he was a good looking kid.
At that thought, he I saw, like, Yo, this guy
has a big feature. I don't know really when you
turned out, but the whole, the whole experience. James GANDELFIENI
was his first film and he was terrified to be
in the movie. He was so nervous, but nervous. He

(01:13:19):
was very very you know, soft spoken and nervous, and
you know we remain friends and like all that stuff
was special. I didn't take any of it for granted.
I had a polar RD. I shot pictures on the film.
I wish I shot more, but you know, it's like
now we shoot pictures of everything. But like going into
that experience, it's I remember the whole thing, and every

(01:13:41):
single day was exciting. So I had a ball making
true it's and it's an honor that people still.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Talk about one of my favorite movies of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
You know, one thing I could tell you is you
never know what's going to resonate with people or not,
and you go into everything hoping, uh you know that
it'll be something, and some things stink, some things don't think.
But you know I still go into every project and
every opportunity, uh, you know, swing for the fences and
for the bet all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
You must. Are you ever in something that doesn't hit
the you go that was gonna be a no brainer?
Like what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Tons of things, Yeah, things happened, done right. You don't
can't control. It's not clicking. It's not working. You know,
as an actor, you know you're not in control of everything.
The editing, editing is so much. You know, you never
know the vibe. And but but, but I will tell
you there have been some projects I wouldn't name, uh

(01:14:38):
that I knew immediately this isn't gonna be what you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Talked about three weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
I We're meeting and greeting and dinner, like this is
gonna be great. And then you get there and you're like,
the vibe, it's a vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
What happens?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Eddie got me into the show Fallout, and I love it.
It's one of my favorite shows in the last ten years.
And then I all of a sudd you're in Fallout
and they take your mask. I was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Walton Goggins, who I met when we did Justify, who's
one of the best. He's so good and he's such
a good actor and such a good dude and such
a one of one actor. And I worked with him
on Justified, and him and Timothy Oliphant, like those guys
welcomed me and every other cast member in such a ingratiating, cool,

(01:15:26):
respectful way, and I think it was the fourth or
fifth year of the show, and you know they were like, yo,
throw down like they they and that's not normally the
way you could be welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Like they were like do your thing?

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Want to they want? They wanted me, but they wanted they.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Wanted, and they gave gave me the ball and you
shoot and and and I'll never ever forget uh that
and not appreciate that because they made me feel so
welcome on their show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
And both of them are just badass actors. I mean
both are sick. Honestly, Michael, you could go on stage
and just tell stories from your career and I would
be fascinated about your show. I'm sure you're gonna slay.
You know. You know what a Michael Rappaport comedy show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Is, like I gotta go see you man and come
man to tonight Friday and to tomorrow at the American
Comedy Coming.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
You know, they're they're they're like this, you know, like
I talk, I you know, I riff, I have fun
and you know I went.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Viral recently because the right side embraced you and saying,
oh he's waking up. You were talking about wait, what
is happening here? And what and like, and they were
like the whole right way, we got him, hilious.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
And then I'm like, yo, I'm not anybody that thinks
give so should be like we got him. I'm like,
you got nothing exactly what I'm on the rappaport.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Like pills it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
But you know, it's a crazy time. It is a
crazy time, and it is a crazy, crazy, crazy time.
And you know, I like to just ebb and flow.
And you know, I think growth and learning is of
the utmost important personally, you know. Uh, and uh, I'm
not afraid to articulate and I'm not afraid to, you know,

(01:17:21):
say when my feelings have changed, when I was right
about this, we're wrong about that, especially somebody that talks
as much trash as I.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Absolutely, you ain't gonna be right all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Yeah, but also you know, it's you know, it's also
very very important for me to uh, to grow. I
don't want to be the same person I was yesterday.
I want to be the same person I was for
ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
I certainly don't want to be like, Yo, you change.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I'm like, yeah, I ain't hurt you, You're no more,
you know, I want I want to change I have
to change and I and.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
It's appreciate that. Yeah, you have to. You have to
go see Michael rappport Back Comedy Company. A couple of
shows tonight, A couple of shows to great catching up
with you, Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Guys. We were just talking about watch in the Super Bowl.
A lot of people watch for different reasons. Some people
watch for the game, some for the halftime show, some
for the commercials. We're gonna see what people say they
like most about the broadcast when we get back on
the show at Rocco five three.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Come.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Can't believe it? Super Bowls here, super Bowls on Sunday. Wow,
I'm not ready.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
I haven't gone grocery shopping yet. Oh really, I don't
know what is happening, like what my day is going
to look like yet. Oh wow, so I feel lost.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Oh you usually have this all mapped out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Yeah, Like, I'm very busy on Saturday. My whole Saturdays
is completely busy and doing all kinds of crazy stuff.
So I don't know when I'm gonna go to the
grocery store. I may have to go after the show today,
I'm thinking about.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Yeah, you probably should, but I'll have to figure this out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
So I'm excited about it. Yeah, I like the Super
Bowl Sunday. It's gonna be great. But you know, people
get excited about the Super Bowl four different reasons. You know,
maybe you're having a party and you're just excited that
people gather together, or maybe you know about the broadcast,
you are excited about the game. Maybe you don't have
Chiefs fatigue. This is a real thing.

Speaker 9 (01:19:12):
I know you do.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Yeah, you're gonna hate watch the game, which is gonna
be wild. Yeah, I'm mainly only watching because it's football, right,
it was the championship.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
I wouldn't watch. I hate the Eagles, like Mike Rockport
was just saying more than anything, and I hate the Chiefs.
Can't stand him anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
It's very clear. It's been very clear. What So if
you're not excited about the game, is there another aspect
about the broadcast? You're excited about halftime show? So you're
pumped about it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Yeah, I can't wait. I'm a big Kendrick fan. This
new album is great. I love Kendrick. I'm excited to
see who is he going to bring out as a guest.
I know Siss is supposed to be there. I guess
there's a poll out that most people want him to
bring out Eminem as a guest, but that doesn't make sense.
They only they only have one song together, and they
wouldn't do it at the halftime show.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
So I don't know who.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
I don't know who is going to bring out Maybe Dre,
I don't know. I think Little Wayne's gonna come out,
but I'm not the biggest Little Wayne.

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
If somebody said to you, are you more excited to
watch the game.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Or the halftime?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
First year of my life?

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
The halftime show?

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Because I can't stand either of these teams.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
I thought you were more excited to watch moreon five.
I'm also excited. I like the commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
It's a fun it's a fun day.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
Well, if you had a name a favorite, because you
ladies don't care much about football, what's your favorite part
about the Super Bowl broadcast?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I guess I'm I'd say halftime show like I want
to say commercials, but they're kind of hit and miss,
you know, like most of them annoy me more than
I love and I love a good song and dance number.
You know me, So no matter who's performing, I ever.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Called the Super Bowl halftime show, a song and dance.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I love to see the choreography, the outfits who were
bringing out dance number here is this? So I'm a
half care garrels.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
I don't know. Okay, Hell, what the hell are you
talking about? What about you, Emily? What are you looking
forward to? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I like the commercials a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
I like the spectacle of watching the game and seeing
who's in the stands. But I think overall, it's the
halftime show I get excited about.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Uh, I'll be honest with you. I have no dog
in the fight. I am excited for the game. I
think these are these are two good football teams. I
am excited to see what happened. Here's the deal? What
I now? This is gonna annoy Thorpe. But I'm a
fan of history. I get I get very excited if
I've never seen something before, and so I get it.
I'm excited Like if it would have been the Bills

(01:21:34):
and the Lions, that would have been my favorite super
Bowl of all time, because neither one of those franchises
had ever won a super Bowl before, so you were
guaranteed to see history. Now, if the you love super
Bowl forty two. Then you loved that the Giants the
undefeated Patriots. I would have been more excited about if
the Patriots would have remained under You must have loved it,

(01:21:55):
not not really. So in this case, I'm not rooting
for anything, but I would be fascinating for me to
see the Chiefs three pea because it's never been done before.
I just s history the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Reason why I don't want the Chiefs to win, even
though I don't want the Eagles to win either.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
I don't know how that's is because I can't say
it with the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Next day of people declaring Mahomes the greatest when he's
still three rings behind Brady.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
But he's done something that Brady's never done. But Brady's
also beat him twice again in the super Bowl. He
never listens to anything I say because he's so Brady
did go to three super Bowl straight, but he didn't
win three.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
So I'm not saying I forgive up godbelievable the history.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
But now I'm saying he has that one thing over Brady.
That's why people would say that. That's all I'm saying.
I'm not arguing one way or the other. I am
just trying to point out what. I'm just trying to
say one thing. My god, So what do people say
they are looking forward to the most about the Super
Bowl broadcast? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
When they were asked about all the things. Here's how
it pans out. Zero percent of people picked the national
anthem as their favorite. Is it Dolly Parton again?

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
I hope so?

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
No, Josh oh John Batist.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yes, that was the worst national anthem of all. Remember
that you're the rock ran. We introduced the teams for
no reason.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Yeah, so nobody's excited for that. Next, we have two
percent of people who say their favorite part is the
announcers commentary.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
And that's kind interesting. Brady's for Super Bowl. It'll be
interesting that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
You know, they relaxed the rules so he could be
in on team meetings, really, which is kind of odd.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
If you're the chiefs, what are you going to tell him?
He always the readers.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Here's our game plan? Yeah, when we play specifically your team? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Sixteen percent of people say the halftime show is their favorite,
just a tick above. Seventeen percent of people say it's
the commercials, and number one is thirty percent of people saying,
of course.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
It's the actolutely Yeah, I love football but like it's
just we we know you don't speak history, Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I he is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
He is wild.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Well, listen, a lot of people looking forward to the food.
We heard Michael Rapport say can't wait to stuff his face.
That's how kind of the America feels. We're gonna see
what people want to make. As far as appetizers coming
up next to the show and rocking five three as

(01:24:34):
Weezer on the show, it's rock one five three. So
I know we're gonna be talking about the super Bowl
and our super Bowl parties and all that stuff. But
I think even bigger than that is the fact that
all four of us with our spouses are going over
to Thor's house for dinner on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Yeah, that's a bigger party in the amount of talk
and discussions that have gone into just what do we bring?
You know, you say that if you're having a party,
you say to the host, what what would you like
is to bring? And it's usually a pretty simple answer.
It has been nothing but simple with what's going on

(01:25:13):
with Thor and his wife Haley, because Thor has his
thoughts and feelings, but he's not really in control of
the cooking and the dinner, and so Haley is taking
this to a whole other level and concerned a lot
of anxiety, a lot of thoughts of like what to make,
what to bring all that stuff. So it's been it's
been kind of a crazy process to get here. And

(01:25:33):
so yesterday I waited like the appropriate amount of time
and text her yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Appropriate because it's stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
People like to know your stupid. People like to know
what you did with stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Because people that plan the menu, they want to be
able to plan.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Because we got it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
We got it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Ask anybody hosting something, if anybody anybody something, would.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
You rather have more time to know ahead what people
are bringing?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Or less anybody?

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
I've many times I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Okay, fine, but I'm just telling you that that's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
The thing you're telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
You're an anomaly, but.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
Normal people would rather If you're asked, would you rather
know a little bit ahead of time so you could plan,
or or the day before.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I'm guys today, whoat is she an anomaly too?

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I just think that's I'm asking you question.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I think, yeah, that's pretty I think that's pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
It's not the biggest See, I always had the opposite thought,
because you talk about planning the menu.

Speaker 10 (01:26:32):
My thought.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
My thought is you asked at the last minute what
can I bring?

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
So if they notice a hole in what they're preparing,
they can be like, oh I need why I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Love you work, but are closed. So I thought, I
tell oh, so she hates us. I didn't say that.
I didn't say that. I just don't think it's that
crazy to textesday, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Does she even want me to come?

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
I haven't said anything anyway. I text you yesterday. Yeah,
and I said, okay, here's the question, what do you
want me to bring?

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Stand next to her when she got this, oh you
are there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
I tried to make it as easy as possible. I said,
I can bring an appetizer, I can bring a side,
I can bring a dessert, or I could just make
a dip.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
See that was too much through a four loop because
then Emily is bringing the Chacuti report.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Yeah so.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Yeah, So then I said so.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Then she looked at me and she went, well, Eddie
said he you can bring a dessert, and I go, well,
Sky's bringing the dessert. She goes, you think she'll bring
enough to we're very concerned Sky is not going to
bring enough dessert. I could totally see that happening for
some reason.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
You know who she's married too, Yeah, you know she's married.
That won't fly, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
So so then she goes, what do you think Eddie
can bring? Shed bring dessert, and I go, so then
all we have is the chicuti repoard and I go,
that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
I go, we need more than one. Just that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
I'm not I'm not knocking the chicuter reoard. I knew
she would take this person, but this big oh, that big,
big round wow.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
So then I said, why don't you tell me? I'm
because I bring it dip to.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
Go on it humus with the first Sky, because I
know you can't eat much on it. So I'm making
humus and some crud de tay with it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Oh, I don't know what crue de tay is, but
thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
So then I said, watch to bring a dip. So
Eddie said he'll bring a dip. And then I find out,
you know, when I found out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
That Emily is making a dip now too, I mean,
it's part of my board.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
And I also found out she has to come early
I didn't ask. I didn't ask.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Hailey suggested why why are you going early?

Speaker 10 (01:28:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Heley and I are going to have a glass of
wine and I'm going to help her finish cooking and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Place I hang out there and robertson that they're like
two idiots.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I mean, we can't talk about it like two idiots.
So wild typical, Emily typical. And then who knows? Eddie's
not getting into like midnight? Yeah, and then who knows?
I feel like I'm going to get a text with
Skuy at some point.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
I'm lost. Where do you live?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Without that she's in Mexico?

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Where's Tulawana? So yeah, so this is going to be
a scene. But this is what people probably are going
through for their Super Bowl parties as well, you know,
like what to bring and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Did someone ask on Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
I'm not allowed to say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Is it wild that, you know, at a super party
everybody plans ahead of time what.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
They're gonna bring. No, you gotta go to the store.
It's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Apparently people are googling what to make for the Super
Bowl when it comes to appetizers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Yeah, Google put out the top searches for Super Bowl
appetizers over the over the last week, and uh, this
is wild what people are searching because it's not the
typical what you would think. But so these are the
recipes for Super Bowl appetizers people are looking up. We
have ham and cheese pin wheels cross. I don't like

(01:29:52):
ham and cheese pin the pastry and you bay, oh
thank you. No, I know what a pin will is.
I thought maybe you would think it like it's on
a tortilla, like a like a thing like that. I
just don't like ham and cheese that much.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Okay, Hall of Penio poppers.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
People want to make comaine meat balls, nachos, potato skins.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
That's what I'm making on Sunday. I was at the
party I'm going to Sunday at Pats, my friend's father
in law. I was told they're going to do a
cheese steak slash Ksey barbecue, so Eddie called it. And
then they also and then they also said they Jeff,

(01:30:34):
I talk to you guys, and their best friend told
me they're going all out to make sure.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
To serve that and the desserts will be on another level.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Can't wait. I think they're gonna have fudge. Okay. For
Super Bowl appetizers, people are googling Cowboy caviar.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Something they want to make. I had to google it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
It's like black beans corn avocado salad. It was I
didn't know what.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
It was just testing. No, that's messed up. Number three
four pigs and a blank kids. Great, Yeah, Big Fan
two is Hawaiian roll sliders, which is kind of phenomena.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
I'm making that. That's my own trade, are you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
That's phenomena. And the number one Super Bowl aaptizer people
are looking up is Philly cheese steak sliders.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
This is where're at.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
But you better make a good cheese okay, all right,
really you better make a good charcoterie board.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
Eddie, bring extra I'm not I'm not gonna bring with
Oh god, I'm gonna I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
I'm just saying I'm not gonna come anymore. Eddie just
leaves something in your car just in case I'm not
going to come any more.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
It is a free comedy Friday today, and our buddy
Eric Schwartz is going to be in studio debuting a
brand news song. When we get back on the show
Rock five to three. That's the Chili Peppers on the show.
It's Rock one oh five three. It is a free

(01:32:10):
comedy Friday today and we have one of the free
comedy Friday legends in studio, make me his grand return
to San Diego.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Eric Schwartz is back.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Ladies and gentlemen performing at the Mic Drop Comedy Club
this weekend. Gotta show tonight, Gotta show tomorrow night. That's
what it does.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
You guys gave me a mic, handheld mic, just so
I could drop it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
You you move better with that handheld mic.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Yeah, I can.

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
I could.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
I could go around the studio.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Yeah, make love to the ladies. Whatever you need to do.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
I could on thor.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Listen. I don't make a lot of promises, you know
out there, it is what it is. I promise you.
You're gonna have a good time to go see Erra.
You go see Eric this weekend. You're gonna have a
great time. Bring your lady because you know they're gonna
get all hot and bore with some of your love
songs that you perform.

Speaker 10 (01:33:01):
I mean, you usually call it free comedy Friday, but
when I come in, you know, it's freak comedy, comedy,
smoothie baby, you got a surrender to the blender.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
Wait, just roll with it, man, just roll with it. Eric,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
Good to see you back.

Speaker 10 (01:33:19):
Hey, good to be here in San Diego. I just
spent an hour on your beautiful five freeway fun.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Yeah, well you see what's on the ground here, water
forgot Yeah, any little bit a toplet we'll send you know,
people flying.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Yeah, people.

Speaker 10 (01:33:38):
Where where did you come from? And I go san Diego? Yeah, yeah,
I get from San Diego.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Yeah, that's a little rough. That's a little rough, not fun.

Speaker 10 (01:33:45):
I still love San Diego, though, you love San Diego
on another level so much so it's unhealthy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
Again, I'm gonna I'm gonna give myself a little bit
of credit here. Yes, back in the day, what Eric
does songs, this is you know, he's a comedian and
he does songs and he's hilarious and there's all kinds
of great stuff. And uh, he was doing like cities
songs and he said, bro, can we get a san
Diego SONGA? And next thing, you know, next time Eric appeared,

(01:34:11):
he had a San Diego song and it's it's shot
to the top of the charts iTunes. It was literally
the greatest song I see.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Why is that funny? Though?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
It should be right, should be.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Now you say that, you know the chorus.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Sandy Yank, come on man, it's my favorite song of
all time, all time. You like it more than Eddie's
favorite song of all time? Until just now was it
Takes two by Rob Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
He said it's the greatest.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
It is the greatest song ever.

Speaker 9 (01:34:43):
I still think he's doing it to be possessed, but
it sounds of come on now, Eddie, d J Smoothie,
what's yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
America had time.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
That's got to remix it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
I got to remix it with it it takes two.
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Don't make me promises like this. I'll cry.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
I can't do it because I used to be a
DJ and so I have the skills.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
You are amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
So the San Diego song blew up. It was fantastic.
He's performed it many times. We love it. But guess what,
guys what he dropped the sequel.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Eddie, I need you to do the chorus? Is you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
I want to like let's let's let's come on. Let's
he's it. Let's pump the brakes, pump the breaks, pump
the brakes a little bit. Listen, are we going to
run some controversial No, No, I'm gonna make.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
The sponsor would be like, yes, after the.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Break, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Eric has made a sequel to the San Diego song,
a remix, and it is. I got a preview because
I again, when I listen, He's on my on the
He's on my board, I'm in the I'm in the credits.
I'm in the credits as the creator of the San
Diego song. For sure. I hadn't zero to do with
the writing of it, but listen, inspiration, inspiration, and so

(01:36:13):
I am thrilled to share with everyone the brand new
San Diego song and Eric is going to perform it.

Speaker 9 (01:36:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Thank you Eddie.

Speaker 10 (01:36:21):
First of all, thank you Eddie. Credit where credit is due.
You guys are lucky to have a show like the
show here in San Diego.

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Thank you. That is true. Thank you. I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 10 (01:36:32):
I'm lucky to be here and I will show my
love for San Diego. You ready, man, Okay, I'm gonna
step out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
I don't want to debut.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Maybe I'll show up at Mike Drop this weekend. Maybe
I'll jump on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Hell yeah, all right the breaks?

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 10 (01:36:49):
Yeah, you're ready, let's go. I goes like this, San
Diego to your America's hon is sitting. Yes, so fine, Ow,
San Diego.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
I didn't mean to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Won't you take me back?

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Please?

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Why are you so pretty?

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:37:07):
You're so dang fine San Diego, Diago or even Diego.
Wanna see your world and land in your legos because
your valley's like boom and your mountains like pow.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Take me back right now.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
O w down di.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Alkoholne it means box. Let me get that walk.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Diego.

Speaker 10 (01:37:36):
Yeah, y'are making me high. I want that Julian pie
driving down the shive. It might be slow, but I
go turbo on the taco from Roberto's rubbing on your
gas lamp. After you're dark. I want to go wild
in your animal park low riding down Logan and we'll
see what's next. Let me cross that border, baby c
b X. I can't help the San Diego. You make

(01:37:56):
me weak, got me straining like I'm training Navy Seals
Hell Week San Diego Football Club. It's a brand new team.
But I want to put you between the F and C, Agriculture, military, biotech,
and beach.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
So meet me at Kobe's and let swap me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
I'm not that small. The water is called Saniego.

Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
Aware the whole people dwell and when I die, I'm
gonna haunt the hotels. Wow, you didn't think I could
do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
I didn't think I could do it again, But you
guys inspire me. That was crazy. You're just dancing.

Speaker 10 (01:38:52):
Kobe swapped me. I'm gonna be the first rapper sponsored
by Kobe swat.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Get at me?

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
They really could. Wow, Eric, that was fantastic. I did
the first one Untouchable And then I hear that and I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Like, man, what's what dude?

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
Wait what girl?

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
You put you between the F and C.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. That is my that is my review.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
He did it again.

Speaker 9 (01:39:29):
You know that.

Speaker 10 (01:39:30):
And I was listening to you guys on the way
in with the halftime show, like you guys love the
halftime show, and that's like what I I That's what
my show is is a halftime show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
I realized what would be great is if Kendrick Project
brought you out, you know, like in the middle of
not like us, he stops.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
It and then there comes out.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Ship if you if you could be on this.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
I wish, I wish that that he would bring out Drake.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
That's my you want that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
I want him to.

Speaker 10 (01:40:00):
I know it's not gonna happen Freaconctyle and yeah, the
whole thing. I know that's not gonna happen because they're
in a lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Yea, that is true, but Drake suited him because he
lost the battle.

Speaker 10 (01:40:11):
I think like maybe he could bring out Drake's lawyer.
That would be great, and the Drake lawyer battles him, yeah,
on the stage. Yeah, And I wonder what that would
sound like, you guys, honestly, I can't figure this out.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:40:27):
I made the song that Drake's lawyer can perform. Okay, okay, okay,
I have to get my lawyer was on right, Okay,
here we go, Here we go, defamation streams inflated. I'm
Drake's lawyer and I'm lit A Kayton got a call
from Aubrey gotta make this stop for me. He dot
making me a mockery. I never flirted with Melly Boby.

(01:40:51):
When I hear music, I'll sue your Here comes the lawsuit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
You've got no chance.

Speaker 10 (01:41:00):
You should be triggered because we got a slam dunk case.
Told lies with direct aim to defame Drake. So many,
so many, so many laws you violated.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
First Rep. Beef two beak settled by the state.

Speaker 10 (01:41:10):
UMG made the streams in play streaming bots in payola
all day.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
We know because we done the same. But the more
we come plain no more plays. What the he is? Drake?
Heys hits, He's the king of the six, He's the best,
He's the goat.

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
That's until Kendrick diss Now his plays took us and
he's owed what he's missed fifty mil. No, that won't
pay his rent off top I take thirty three percent.
Drake is my money tree. But Kendrick splung the ax
when his Spotify reps said it's a rat No rebuttal
ain't coming from Drake. He's hasped out, got no more
to say, times out, just want to get paid Spotify

(01:41:45):
put this on a play list.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
Lawyer up, lawyer up, let me tell you something that
was phenomenal. There's another one there.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
I want you to do it because I want people
to come see you at the Mic Dropt Comic book
this weekend, Tonight tomorrow night seven o'clock shows, go see Eric.
Will you do your Diddy baby oil song?

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Can I request that you do that tonight the show
because it's one of the funniest things. Eric puts out
so much good stuff. If you don't follow this guy,
you have so many different social channels, YouTube, all that stuff.
Your diddy song is one of the funniest things I've
ever heard of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
For those who don't know, the song he just parodied
was Squabble Up by Kendrick, which you're definitely gonna hear at.
That was incredible. That was really good. That was because
I love that songs great.

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
I try to, like, I try to, like really, I'm
a hip hop head for sure, like so I always
try to honor I mean, I mean, I mean, everyone
says I look like Adam Silver from the NBA Commissioner, but.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
You don't know he has bars. He has bars. I
believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
I believe it. But yeah, I'm telling you all the
stuff that Eric does also Eric is it. We're right
around Valentine's Day, so you know your love songs and
things like that. I'm telling you this is a perfect
show to bring a day, to bring your galaxy whatever.
It's gonna be great. Go see.

Speaker 10 (01:43:19):
I can't do the Diddy Baby Oil song because it's
the language. I can't do it on the radio. I
can show go see it at the show because it
is hysterical. You can I drop a new one on
you that you guys haven't heard, because I do the
Valentine's song right because I was like, we can bump
and grive, but I got no time to be your Valentine.
You got to say it right right, you know what

(01:43:40):
I'm saying, Like you can't say library, et cetera. But
there's a new song because and this one's in Spanish.
Now don't worry if you don't know the words, yeah,
you'll be able to figure out. It's just a vibe, okay,
because I love this. There's this coffee that I love,
this Mexican coffee because you know, my stepfather's Mexican. If
you don't know, I'm Mexican and my stepfather's Mexicans, so
I'm or step Mexican. I'm also Jewish Charon Caron you

(01:44:03):
know wow combo. Yeah yeah, I'm just Jewish, are you?

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:44:08):
I wish you're like the most delicious soup ever. Yeah,
that's what they serve bar mitsvackin snires and Okay. But
so there's this coffee that I love called coffete.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Oh ya.

Speaker 10 (01:44:23):
It is delicious. It's like cinnamon, this really great sugar.
It's like a rock sugar called bilio canella, cinnamon, star, anise, clove.
It's so delicious, but I can't find it many places
here and Los a. Uh, that's what they call it
United States. That's how they abbreviate us esty. But for

(01:44:45):
some reason they just make it cute, like they're tickling.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:44:49):
So to popularize coffetti oia, I made this song. It's
all in Spanish. It goes with the dance and I'll
do it for you.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Cafe o a capuccino, Cafe.

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Na Kayle's Ghanamo yama.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Yeah oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:45:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
got oh yeah oh.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Yeah oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
I'm not public grinding, am I.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
A roma pane yam my attension aromadu yam a me
person agatocause PoCA no and me boca crappuccinoo.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
You guys know, that's when I just want to take
a capet.

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Emily, get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
You gotta go into the show.

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
The whole show is like this, NonStop energy, NonStop hilarity. Eric,
love having you back. Good to see you, my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
Thanks.

Speaker 10 (01:46:14):
And you know, sometimes I'll give a little giveaway, but
this time, I know people were like asking me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
But guys, I work hard.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
No drop comedy clubs, give to your to your socials
because I want people to follow you.

Speaker 10 (01:46:27):
Yeah, Eric Schwartz with three e's E E E R
I C S C h W A R t Z
let me know you're coming. What's up, Eric Schwartz shut
him up in the DM Yeah, shoot me up. Eric.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
All right, we've been talking a lot about the super
Bowl this morning, but we haven't made our picks yet.
We're gonna pick who is going to win the game.
Nexas ports to hurt. All right, We've been talking about
the super Bowl NonStop, but we have not made our
picks yet. Sky, you always are the keeper of the picks.

(01:46:59):
I knew you would be ready to go. You're also
oddly really good at predicting the game. I don't understand
it because you know nothing about football, So I will
let you go first.

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
Oh no, that's not how I do it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Well, so why didn't she just get so taken back?

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
Because every year I do like surprisingly well and nobody
sees it coming.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
But what happens is you guy? Every year you last
year you were correct, all right, so you don't believe
her to be every year she does surprisingly well. I
mean it's a fifty to fifty chance. But she was
score too. Yeah, we do the score getting close.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
She was the closest last year. I gave her last.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
I don't think it was just last year. Why would
I even bring it up? Why does this affect you
so much?

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
It's just a little But this is how I do it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
I never go first, and I wait for you guys
to give your scores and then I like tweet them
by down.

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
Okay, Well now you're going to go first.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
Yeah, okay, I'm going Eagles to win, and I'm going
to go a score of what's what.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Do we got some of them? Twenty twenty four? It's
low scoring, you guys, twenty four.

Speaker 10 (01:48:16):
To ten.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Oh, blowout?

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
Wow? Twenty four to ten? Guys, Yeah, Eagles win. You
heard it here first, it'd be a pretty crappy game. Sorry, sorry, guys, Emily.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
I'm going Chiefs on this one.

Speaker 6 (01:48:27):
I think the Chiefs are gonna win, and I'm gonna
say thirty four to twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:48:34):
Better game, beighter game, better, exciting, very exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
As I mentioned before, I'm a fan of history. Yeah,
now I like the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
You save all over here NFL films. Guy, Oh, that
was a greadinate.

Speaker 4 (01:48:47):
There is something to Thor saying the football gods are
against him this year. How much he hates the Eagles. Oh,
there's something to though. I don't disagree there is something,
but he also hates the Chiefs. So either way, it's
a lose lose for you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Oh it's the worst day ever.

Speaker 4 (01:49:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
People that hate me are so happy?

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
Yeah? Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Why are you guys pouring out yourselves?

Speaker 6 (01:49:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:49:09):
Life.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
I think we're going to see for a third time. Wow,
Patrick Mahomes win the MVP and win the Super Bowl
again three in a row. Wow, we got the three
peat and the Chiefs are going to win twenty seven

(01:49:30):
to twenty one. Oh well, congratulations, congratulations guys, Congratulations Andy, congratulations, Cravice, everybody, Taylor,
everyone involved, and finally, the man who has the most
invested in the game.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Pick it out.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
He's answer.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Sky picking games. But no, we'll give this.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
She surprisingly always gets it right, so weird. Listen, if
the Chiefs win this game, they're gonna in the way
they won every game this year, which will come down
to they have the ball last with a chance field
goal to win it, and then they'll do that and
they'll get a call, and that's how they'll win.

Speaker 4 (01:50:08):
What do you mean they'll get a call.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
Well, they'll get a call like it's fourth down, homes incomplete. Oh,
here's a flag, Like every game this year that happens
to them. So that's how they'll win. If they if
this game is close, that's how they'll win. The football
guys are against me. They're against Giant fans. This is
the worst season in Giants history. Saquon Barkley will have
a career day against the Chiefs. He will lead the

(01:50:29):
Chiefs to the this Eagles to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
Defense though I get that, but because football gods are
against it, it will be the icing of the.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Quarter.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
It will be the icing of the cake of the
worst season I've ever watched in Giants history. Sakwan will
be super MVP and the Eagles will win thirty two
twenty Wow, so not even close.

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
I don't think wow, because and it all comes back
to the football guys hate Thorp. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
I don't disagree with that. If that happens, I will
be like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50:59):
But I also on the other and that's what I'm picking.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
But do not be surprised if it's like twenty to
twenty and the and then the Chiefs go on a
nine minute drive that's boring and wins the game on.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
The Fieldcase Hends and his bets, Oh yeah, has my
ban No, he doesn't do that. Skuy oh you know.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Who basically copied my answer.

Speaker 4 (01:51:15):
Oh all right, we'll find out what happens on Monday.
That's sportscur Ber today. Are you a taller lady, maybe
close to the same height as your fella? Well, we're
gonna see what one girl is saying about her man
and her height. Coming up next on the show at
Rock with a five three ACDC on the show, it's

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Rock one five to three. So this is really a
question for Emily more than anybody, because I'm much taller
than my wife. Like, even when my wife has like
crazy heels, I'm still taller than her. Your man Robert
and you, without just standing barefoot side by side, who's taller?

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You're taller even like that?

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Yes, Oh wow, so he looks taller because his hairs
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
I wouldn't have what I would have said, I think
you're taller. Actually, so you like to wear heels occasionally?
When you do that, do you tower over him?

Speaker 3 (01:52:17):
Tower?

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
How does he feel about that? I know he doesn't
care about anything, but because as a man, that is
something that you know that will get us a little bit.
Our height can be an insecurity thing. Although I did
have a moment of time where I was really into
really extremely tall girls and it was my mission to
hook up with an Amazon and I did. I accomplished.

(01:52:40):
It turns out it's the same, and you're lying down,
it's the same. It's the same.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Wow. Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
I had a crush on Skuy's friend Jenny, who is
over six feet tall. WHOA, this guy wouldn't hook me up?
Like I was.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
PISCHEDD you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
I don't need him and her. I mean two friends.
What if he gets weird. I don't want to be
involved at any of that rude and I don't want
my friend to just be like a bucket list to
check off.

Speaker 4 (01:53:06):
I okay, get out of here. Okay, God anyway, So
does Robert ask you, like, hey, can you not wear
the heels because you're making me look like a child. No,
he doesn't care.

Speaker 6 (01:53:21):
No, well, he's never asked me ever, don't He's never
said two more heels. But when I come out if
we're getting ready to go out for somewhere and I
come out, you know, from the bedroom with when I've
been dressed, and I walk out wearing super high heels,
he thinks I look super hot and he loves it.
But then at the same night, this is the same night,
let's say a little bit later, we're hanging out, he

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will do this thing where he'll stand on it, Like
he'll stand next to me joking around and do his
tippy toes. So it bothers him when we're at a
party standing next to each other. So it's like a
double edged like he likes it, but he doesn't. At
the same time, if he.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Said to you goofies yeah, can you not wear those
tonight because it makes me feel bad? Would you change
your shoes on it?

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Well here, this is honest answer.

Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
If I could go back, I would go back to
the drawing board my closet and I'd try to work
a different outfit or figure out a different shoe. If
it was difficult and it didn't like go flawlessly, then no,
I would say, sorry, Oh, you know what you're getting
when you met me. I didn't just grow overnight and
get a gold spart at forty.

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
Definitely know what you're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
Get a big shoe I don't have for.

Speaker 4 (01:54:33):
The last time.

Speaker 2 (01:54:34):
No, I don't have a small ankles. So my feet
look bigger than they are.

Speaker 4 (01:54:40):
Sky when you wear heels. Are you ever taller than
the boot normally?

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Like THEO I think there's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
Five. You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
You've known him for like twenty You look at him,
you look at him every day. You don't know eleven, No,
he's not for five eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:54:58):
He's the same high as me.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
We're like five nine, five ten, five.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
I don't these are facts I do not.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
You don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:55:05):
It's your husband.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
You guys go to the doctor together.

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
Yeah, I don't know. Point I didn't. I didn't look
at what they wrote down on the chart.

Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
I never looked at his driver's license.

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
I don't know. You know his blood type?

Speaker 10 (01:55:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
You know your daughter's height, weight and blood type? No,
that's shocking, family.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
I am stunned. But she doesn't know that about her
door wow, yeah, No, that's crazy. She knows her boba order. Yeah,
she does blood type.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
I got her blood in the neckles arom my neck
right out. Okay, I don't. I don't wear her blood and.

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
It's weird, Scott, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
And it's orange gray fruit green tea double boba.

Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
Thank you for asking. Do layoff on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
I am judging you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
The kid was born, no TV, everything, every and it
was like she was like, oh yeah, adam about it,
and if you brought it.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
Up, she was all of that out the window. Like
within the first year.

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
It was crazy. Over it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
It was a little bit after a year, okay, because.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
That thing right in front of any screen.

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
Because I got real psycho about it.

Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
Any nice screen.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Birthday cake, uh, birthday, I remember were made with yes
and the parties what part?

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
Okay, you don't need to do that right now anyway. Yes,
this height thing can be an issue. And one woman
is asking specifically about her man and her height.

Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
Yeah, you know, sometimes you say things and then other
people get in your head. Well, that's exactly what happened here.
When she told her friends that she's five nine he's
five ten heels, he said, do not wear them on
a date.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
And she's like, is that a red flag or is
that a reasonable request? My wife was taller than me
and heels, and she always says I lied to wear
about my height. I never told her my height, though,
I guess she.

Speaker 3 (01:56:55):
Thought I was taller. By it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
You break up with you, I don't think so. We're married, Okay,
but it doesn't if at all, that's cool, it would
bother me.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
Oh really, we're a taller guy.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 5 (01:57:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
It's like, if my wife was taller than me, it
might hit me in an insecure spot. But thankfully that
doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
So you'd ask her, if that was the case, to
maybe not wear heels if she could. Huh, Okay, she might, Yeah,
not a red flag.

Speaker 4 (01:57:23):
Yeah, but we don't go anywhere where I have to
wear pants or she has to wear heels, so luckily
we don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
To do that.

Speaker 6 (01:57:29):
I think it's a red flag. I mean just for
me personally. I didn't to eat his own, but I
wouldn't be, Like, you're that insecure. You're different because you're
really tall, so I think it's different. But if you're
like a guy that's like five eight.

Speaker 4 (01:57:40):
Ish and you, so we're not allowed to have insecurities.

Speaker 6 (01:57:43):
You are, but like, so you can't be to say
we last for a long time. I can't ever wear
heels around you, like that's not a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:57:51):
But you know it can be.

Speaker 2 (01:57:53):
Then I'm not for you.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
Later your life, I will walk away in my heels.

Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
Have fun with Andrea the Giant Son you guys, is
gonna date you all right. Coming up on Monday, it
is our annual after the Super Bowl show. We're gonna
break down the game, the commercials, the halftime show, all
of it. Plus we're gonna have our Pleasure expert Sadie Ellison,

(01:58:24):
and and we're gonna have Motley Crue tickets to give
away all on Monday