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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then all the luminaries are making their way down the
red carpet here sky the press is trying to take
pictures of you.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Can you slow down?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
All the major news outlets are here. Yes, this is
great secret. I'm surprised he's not asking me what I'm
wearing Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Christmas shirt?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is it like, you know, Star Wars Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I think so, I think so. So we're all arriving here.
It is our year end spectacular.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The Awards show is where we find out who has
won all the different games we play all year long.
Now there's a big one. Obviously we will get to that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Last we find out positive.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Let us begin with our awards host here, James Jamie.
But I think sweet baby James also known as which
weirdly Emily calls him off the air. I think that
might be that there might be a lawsuit there Jamie. Honestly, yeah,
something's going on there. But anyway, Yes, Jamie is the
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compiler of all the stats, and so all year long
he sits in his little booth over there and he
compiles all the stats and finds out who wins and
loses all the different awards at all the different games
and things like that, and so we have the final
results because we keep track all year long. So let
us start with everybody's favorite drinking game, a little Bombed
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at the Beach. Bombed at the Beach, of course, the
longest raining game that has been on this show. It's
been on forever. This is where we do, say, sweet
baby James looking for drunk people and we try to
figure out whether they're going to get the question right
or wrong based on how drunk they are. The raigning
champion is Emily. Emily won it last year. You don't remember, God, no,
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or you would.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Say, I know alcohol prices.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I know alcohol prices, right, guys.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's important to that chick.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yeah, and I remembered.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That it grosses you out every time you hear every
time that's a different it's still drunk though. All right, Jamie,
let's get to it. Bombed at the Beach. What are
we looking at here?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So you guys were talking about how I didn't dress.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Up this year. Yeah disappointed?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I focused more on getting you actual certificates than what
I was gonna wear.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Why does your soldiers say the on it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I wonder you steal that from?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Where did you get My mom's a teacher, so this
might have been one of theirs.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Okay, I didn't get a fold.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I've been wondering on the other side. Okay, so I
do have awards for first and last place.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You get an award for the last place.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, so we're gonna start with the last place award
for Bombed at the Beach. We go winning three games,
only three, only three games all year all year, winning
the go Home You're No Fun Award. We have Sky Williams.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Wow, we have to put a last name on it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, honestly, Sky, I'll be honest with you. You used to
be good at the game. I know you were.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You were pretty good at Bombed of the Beach. What happened?
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I can't figure these people out anymore, and then I
get mad at them, and then I just spiral out
and check out.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's not impressive. I didn't think I did that bad
thing year that crazy Yeah, nobody pick her. That's a
fancy I am fun.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Nobody All right, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Okay, in third place, we had thor with five victories.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh, I thought you I would have been in my
eyes on favorite.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, we were doing last and first. So I'm just
devastated right now because I was like, excitement's gone.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Could you imagine that the Oscars if they did it
like that and they're like, sorry, Daniel day Lewis, you
came in third places, Like.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, I didn't know we were doing a third. So
I'm very undisappointed.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So it's between me and Emily.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Do I take the crown.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Winning the Go Drunk Your Home Award, proving their ability
to resonate with the drunks of San Diego and accurately
predict their trivia knowledge the best Eddie Wow I did
it with seven games, won two more and Wow one
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six one point of each other except for Sky I
didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yes, the signatures on the bottom we have Jamie of
course random drunk drunk and there's a scribble.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, damn it. Wow. Oh that feels good.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I did not see this coming. I didn't think I
wanted this year. I'm glad to take it from Emily.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I am mad because I missed games because of my
paternity leave, so blame I blame my son.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Okay, okay, you're blaming you just missed one game. You
want you missed one game and the person that played
for you won the game the credit you still wouldn't
have won.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You could have just kept that secret.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It isn't like this, all right. Next up is the
Newly Show. There we go, So who did the best?
Who were the best partners? Who are the best of friends?
I know it's not gonna be Sky and.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I excuse me? I won last year? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I think me and Sky where the rating friends? Yes,
I'm usually in the mix. Emily and I won like
two years in a row. Sky and I won last year,
I believe, So who knows? I have no idea?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
All right, the Newly Show game, I have the worst
friends and the best friend.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's not good.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
So we're not doing third friends.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, okay, third friends, so basically worst friends, like I
don't know each other at all.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They should should be strangers.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Okay, So I have this award titled the New York
Giants of the Show.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh that's so they've won four times? This is they
do have four super Bowl win the four.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
They do a four super Bowl And he's really tired today.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
So that was He's on most NFL championships in history.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
But okay, okay, damn winning of their games together.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's like a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yes, it's no good, all right, it's Emily, damn it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh no, wow, what happened to you guys? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I think that he just gives up on me. Bob
you banks the host of the newly game.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Oh brilliant.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Wow, that was a deep cut, and I was hoping
it was gonna Baddy and I are the best.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
There is some things that do happen when you guys
are partners. If Emily says something wrong or gets very angry.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
At yeah, he gets mad at that.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
She gets the most obvious things wrong. You get the
most obvious things wrong. You get the most favorite sport.
Say you like off one time?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
All right, let's get to certificatet.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
You got a folder for it, bro, gonna be.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Pressed, all right. Let's get to the big winners, who
are the best of friends, all.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Right, winning six of their games, winning the I'll Be
There for You Award. We have Eddie and Sky again.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What is good? Listen? It is?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I mean, we've known each other for twenty five years,
so if we don't that is kind of weird. If
we wouldn't, but I'll be honest with that. I still
I'm a little bit surprised that Skuy's in the mix.
I guess we are shockingly Wow. Wow, that does feel good.
That does feel good. Ultimate Friends. All Right, we are
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now into basically the biggest award in the history of Wow.
This is it all year long. The four of you,
Zetha's in the studio audience as well. All four of
you play throwback Trivia, and as it is well known
in throwback Trivia, whoever wins the game gets to pick
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a punishment that's going to happen in the new year
for whoever comes in dead last. Now, over the years,
it's been wild Sky won it the very first year
that the punishment was in and Thor came in dead last,
picked punishment for him. Last year, Zeth won it, picked
the punishment for Emily, who came in dead last last year.
So again, I am not aware of the stats. I
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don't know anything that is going on. So I am
equally as invested as all of you guys are, not really,
because I don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
To do anything.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Can I be the host next year?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So in this one though, I will give you the
heads up, we are gonna go over third place and
second place, so before before we get to the winners
and losers. Okay, So Jamie who came in third place,
not bad enough to get the punishment, but still, you know,
not great, but it's safe.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Who came in.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Third in third place with fifty win streak? We have Zeth?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh wow, Zech went from champ to third. Oh he's
not happy, see man, So Zeth only third place? Which
that that is interesting because that opens up the door
for maybe a couple of movers and shakers.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Here, guys who knows?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Here we go who came in second place.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
In second place with a fifty four percent win rate? Tho, wow?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Four second place is not showing first not a bad
showing at first. I did miss a month?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You did? You did?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
You did miss a month?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Could have could have made my way again. Got to
blame your son on that one.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
You don't hate him, I hate my son.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Ladies and gentlemen, It comes down to either Emily or Sky.
This is outrageous right now. Honestly, I don't know really
what happened, because both of them had their.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Ups and downs.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So Sky was terrible for most of the year, but
she had her comeback and started won some games, so
it was kind of when Thor was out, it was so,
let's do this. Let's find out who the grand champion
is this year in throw throwback Trivia, which will then
tell you who came in last. Who won throwback trivia?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Jamie the grand champion of throwback Trivia, with a win
rate of fifty eight percent.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Was close. Stupid, son, what.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Emily Griffiths go?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You went from first? Oh my god, you want worse first?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Wow? Do you remember the beginning of the year, Because
she came off her punishment and was determined to not
let that ever happen again.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
She won like a lot in the beginning.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I won a lot in the beginning, I definitely though
I took a dive in the middle, I took ad
but then I won a lot. Towards the end of
the year, I did, but I didn't know. I have
been sick because of the freaking stupid punishment I had
to do.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That was so that was great.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
It was great, undefeated until like March I think, oh, wow,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I'm so smart.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
So, ladies and gentlemen, that means wow, coming in last place.
What was the percentage. Jamie, Oh that's oh wow, that's horrible,
showing you so bad.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I mean, we're all acknowledging. Why so that means turning.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That means Emily, do you get to pick the punishment
for Sky in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
This is so exciting. I am so happy. I'm going
to be able to sleep well to night.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Finally, congratulation, Really congratulations Emily and Sky. This is not
going to be good for Oh, it is not. She's
pouting what you're spectacular? It has been guys. Congratulations. Still
all our big winners is most of me