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November 5, 2025 11 mins
Thor's baby was born the other day so he isn't at work for the time being. Fortunately, we have some updates but they aren't as great as they were yesterday... Everyone is ok but reality is starting to set in
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, I was asked throughout the day yesterday for the
baby update and how is Thor and Hayley doing with
the new born and whatnot, And I honestly didn't know
how to answer that question because Thor is such a mess.

(00:21):
He literally like, I mean, it was in the during
our show, so it was in the morning. He was
NonStop on Twitter tweeting about the Giants.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
So he's in the hospital with baby and mom and everything.
You know, you know how that first twenty four hours
is like you just you're exhausted. Everybody's exhausted. You just
try to rest. If the baby's resting now, not this guy.
He's on Twitter ranting about the Giants.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I couldn't believe it. By the way, ladies, it went
on throughout the whole day.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh no it didn't.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, he probably. We did twenty five times yesterday about that. Well,
he's not doing anything. So he's sitting there in the
hospital room and if you know, you're not really doing much,
you're resting is what you should be doing. Not that guy.
He's ranting about the Giants NonStop.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
It's it's insanity breaking Giants.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, No, it was just his typical. He says the
same thing over and over and over again. He's a psychopath.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Just the heads up.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's always about fire the GM, fire the coach. It's
the exact same thing because he responds to everybody who
is a Giants beat writer, any Giants news, any anything
Giants he responds, you know this GM and head coach
suck fire him. Oh that's his response every single time.

(01:50):
And so I'm sitting there going like, what is this
guy doing? Like it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Do we think Haley's aware or was he trying to
play it off like, oh, I'm texting family updates on
the baby.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I addressed it. Oh, I said stop tweeting about the
Giants or I'm gonna tell Haley you yes, And he
said you better not because he knows he'd be a
big yes yes. Because it was it was making me uncomfortable.
I'm like, dude, you need to be on baby, Dude
stop stop or like.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Or put a movie on and just just chill.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, like like, how about some positive vibes in the room,
you know, like like.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Everyone fired so crazy?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, So that was going on throughout the day, so
I knew things were pretty much fine, you know, in
that realm total, you know, tweeting. Yeah, and so I'm
pretty sure everything was going okay, But did you guys
reach out at all yesterday?

Speaker 6 (02:48):
I reached out at around four pm yesterday evening and
asked him how it was going, and he just he
said it it's been a wild day. Obviously been a while,
twenty four hours or since the baby had been born.
But he said he was able to run home and
take a quick shower.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, he went home.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
He actually went home. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
And then he said that he's got the swaddling down
like an effing champ.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Oh so a champ.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
My text version of how it was going was going home, chilling,
swaddling like a pro, like easy, breezy, Like what are
you guys talking?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Believe he went home. That's within twenty four in less
than twenty four hours, you guys already gone home.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
See.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, and based on Emily's text, I think we may
be copying and pasting some texts because I, as well,
three fifty seven yesterday, reached out to the war So
about the same time I could see the same picture,
same photos, and then the same thing. Been a hectic day,
got to go home, take a quick shower. I can't

(03:52):
believe it's his first day on earth. So that was
the I was kidding.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, well here's the update. Then things have changed. Wait
what things have changed?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Not going as well anymore? Overnight did not go so well?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, I received a text this morning at four thirty nine. Okay, hey, man,
been up all night and there's no end in sight?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
What does that mean? That brings me so much?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
What but you guys remember parenting is the hardest job
finger quotes all the time.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah all night.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I was like, you know, basically, oh no, that's not good. Yeah,
and he wrote back, yeah, it's been a long night,
still going lol. And so then he you know, he
was bragging to you guys about his swaddling skills. Not anymore.
What that is the latest? Swallow?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Oh that thing that's done.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
He looked like he gave up like halfway.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
He just threw the blanket at the baby. Yes, it
looks hungover.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
It says my swaddle had been solid, solid until now.
And then you see the baby is not even wrapped up.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's not because when he swaddowed, had the swaddling down
the baby wasn't really moving yet because it was still
tired from being born. Yeah, so now you know when
we all know the baby flails you got it?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You don't say, and it's like a six footer. Well
that's the thing. How do you how do you swallow
andre the giant? I mean, it's a little tough baby's masks.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's like a full toddler right now, it's two feet tall.
Like I was processing that.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, well it really hit me too when you said
all their newborn clothes, it's they're done. Yeah, they're not
going to fit.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I was thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Because I was trying to think. I bought three like onesies,
like Star Wars onesies for him, and I can't remember
what size I thought I was. He's never gonna wear them.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
I was gonna go on my Amazon today and look
at what the ones because I don't remember either.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well, lots of people because it is a newborn baby,
So you buy newborn stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You wanted to wear it right away.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
When you give birth to a toddler, they're not going
to fit to.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, No, they're not going.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
To know Eddie, Eddie orders my orders.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
He did tell me that he cried multiple times yesterday
holding the baby.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
He did it. He did everything.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, everything he's been saying. He's so full of it,
Like the picture he sent me. I don't know if
you noticed this, Emily, but guess who's doing a little
skin to skin in the picture.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Wait a second, no, he is not.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Was the dumbest thing.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
He was like, like, the baby's not gonna know who
he is if he doesn't do skin to skin, like
he was like mocking it all day and then I
don't think he dropped.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh yeah, that's full of skin.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh yeah, that's a skin to skin moment.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I want to say such bad words right now, this.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Would happened right like mister big talker. Oh, it's gonna
be fine. We got it figured out.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
What is that guy's even to open his mouth? I
don't know, because all Haley had to say is you're
doing skin and skin and he'll do it of course.
So like why is he acting like a big tough guy.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I don't know, because he always can be talked in anything.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
It's crazy, totally.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, I want you to save that picture forever because
that is excellent.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
We're just getta blow it up and hang it here
in the s for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anytime he acts like a big tough guy, just show
him skin to skin. He bro skin to skin. That's
all I gotta say. That is crazy. Oh, I'm dropped
first thing. So we're supposed to talk to him in
an hour. I don't know if it happens. You know happens,
but I mean, it's been such a disaster last night

(08:02):
that I don't know if we're talking to him.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Slept now.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I did tell him when I was talking about four thirty,
I'm like, dude, if the baby is asleep, now sleep,
Like why are you texting me sleep? And he goes,
all right, I'll set an alarm and I go, okay,
but like, try to sleep.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
When the baby sleeps, you sleep, yes, And I.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Know it's tough, and the hospital nurses are coming in
and out and it's like non stop and it's you know,
and trust me. For the dads, we don't get to bed.
You know, we have like this makeshift recliner thing that
is it was the worst sleep you could possibly have.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's like a hard plastic cush like, oh.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's awful. There's a cushion.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I mean, and I don't know about you guys, but
when you do the hotel the hospital tour before you
give birth. They're like, oh, and we have these luxury
accommodations for dad.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
They also show you the best room.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah it's the showroom, yes, showcase.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
But then when you get there, yeah, hey, this doesn't
look like that falling apart recliner thing.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's a hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It was awful. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know how
long he's gonna last. Is he gonna, you know, the
Goldman sleep at home?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Would honestly probably this way? Did he did he tweet?
Has he tweeted this this morning?

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Great question?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I almost guarantee you overnight?

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Or because it's I guess it's New York time too,
so they're all ahead, so they're all tweeting.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah yeah, so hopefully not.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Hopefully he listened to Eddie's advice and that Eddie would
run him out to Haley because that would I don't
think that would go good for him if she knew.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
There's no chance that he listened to Eddie.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Money money on it, Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Absolutely, mister skinned to skin, It is so wild.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, I think he It's hard to tell because he
replies to so many. So you have your original posts
on Twitter, and then you have your replies as well. Yeah,
and so he I think the last one was thirteen
hours ago.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Okay, okay, so around when you yelled at him.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, I don't believe that.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
I feel like, probably yeah, to find his burner account, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Totally, or edy's been like blocked or something. He can't
see it. It's so much I can't like, there's too many.
I can't read them all. Oh yeah, it's NonStop. So yeah,
we will see if we talked to him at seven
o'clock this morning, I'm not really sure if it's going
to happen. And if it does happen, what do you
think we're gonna get. Are we going to get tough

(10:36):
guy I know everything for or are we going to
get honest?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Like you guys? This is harder than I I.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Don't think he can hide it anymore, you know, because
he's he's pretty miserable right now. And so I think
if we would have talked to him, like right out
of the gate yesterday, you would have been like, this
is so great, this is so easily. Yeah, I'm killing
the game.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Such a baby's sleeping right now.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yes, everything would have been perfect, not anymore anymore. So
we'll see what happens with Door. Hopefully we'll talk to
him at seven. And don't forget, I am filling in
for him for the midweek meltown today. It's Eddie's midweek Meltown.
You'll see what I will be ranting about coming up
at eight a m. This morning. It's gonna be very different, guys,

(11:20):
So I do. I could have done an entire rant
on Goop. I get very upset every year when this
comes out. We have the annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Now,
this is that Gwyneth Paltrow douche company she has, you know,
and I almost that's almost not even a joke. She
did sild a candle wants to smell like her vagina.

(11:42):
That's a fact. That's a fact. We will see what
Gwenneth thinks we can all afford for the holidays. Coming
up next on the show, A Rock with a five
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