October 7, 2025 • 11 mins
Thor's wife is VERY pregnant right now and is very close to giving birth. There is one thing that she really wants Thor to do before the baby comes but he is grossed out by it... Simply touching her stomach...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So yesterday we got the baby update that the baby
is coming in at a whopping nine pounds as we speak.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So insane.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I supposed to have another month. Yeah, it's crazy seeing
this guy's gonna come out full grown. Update this, Hey,
what's up up? Little update on this.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, we talked to the doctor and the doctor said,
we'll see you Monday. So nothing, nothing, We're not freaking out.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Did you do this?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Show them the five weeks we're good than you. You're
you're you're a baby, Denier baby. I mean the doctor
said it. I don't know tech the ultrasound say forty weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, but the ultrasound as the babies get bigger, as
you should know because you had a son, they're very
they're very they're inaccurate. So even though so they're they're
even though they're saying forty weeks, it's it's it could
be a couple of weeks off. Now doctorsno can concerned.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
The nine pound situation.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He probably don't know. No, he could weigh seven or six.
We have they could. It could be that off three pounds,
that's what that's what that's crazy. Doctor's saying.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So but but we find out more on Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, if we make it to Monday, I.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Mean, that's crazy, going to wake it to Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay. Well, you know, this pregnancy has been a wild
ride for both, obviously Haley and Thor. Ups and downs.
You know, we're going through a lot. It's been tough
at times. Well there's one thing though that I think
everybody goes through when you have a baby. Number One,
(01:42):
you talk to the baby, which Thor does. He complains
about his.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, says she doesn't want to listen to it. So
I get to rant to the baby by giants and
how much they suck.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Any singing? No, no, no, oh, that discussed.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I mean, she may be singing when I'm not. You're not,
but if I was there, i'd put an end to that.
I'm not eminem.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What about playing music? Is that's the thing to no? No, no,
we all baby?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wait on?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh okay, I'm not reading reading the books now to
the stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, because that's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But then, what's the what's the what's the difference between
talking to the baby and reading. He's on hearing your voice?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know, yeah, sure, I'm sure he's I'm sure it
works Like did you read to read when he was
in your stomach. I worked, WHOA take a boy, but
my baby, he's fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, he's fifteen. Oh my god, Oh my god, oh
my god. Boy. I did not do that just to keep.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
My mom and dad read me when I was in
my mom's stomach. My dad probably definitely, my dad probably
said to my mom, I'm not reading.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's doesn't even have ears. Yeah, but you know how this,
you know, parents generation is. You know, you got to
do all this stuff. You to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh, I probably ordered food for a kid and doing
you know, and whatever she wanted. I think that she
wants white rice.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well. Another another thing that you pretty traditionally do will
be feeling the baby kick right like. That's one of
the cooler things is if the baby's kicking, you know,
whoever's prady will say, oh, feel right here, feel right here,
and you can feel the baby kicking and moving or whatever.
It's a it's a crazy thing, but you go, oh, wow,
that's so amazing that there's actually human in there.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I remember my husband would get so frustrated because he
would have to have his hand there for so long
to finally feel it. But then when he would feel
it like he would. I mean, he would be so excited, like,
oh my god, I finally felt it. I think it
was a foot or I think it was an elbow
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, that's a different feeling than that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So like with my wife about three months ago, when
I felt the baby kick, it was cool. But now
we're at the point where the baby's Hayley's big. Obviously
she's she's str stomach is big right now. Obviously she
does like the pregnancy walk wattle.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You wanted to say wattle, And I'm like, why why
did he change?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I didn't say I said, I mean anything that can
resemble any word, that can mean anything negative. I am
not that was Eddie.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No hold on, you were about to say.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is he trying to said the pregnancy walk?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You went, you went, walk up? Okay, you are.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Doing so she has all that going on.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So she's My.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Point is she's bigger than she was three months ago
and three months ago. Three months ago, and you felt
the baby kick, it was like a cute, little like tap.
So the other day we're hanging out and she's like,
you haven't had any time with the baby today?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Does that?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I go, what and she goes, you've been watching
TV all day, having any time with the baby. Put
your hand on my belly. I'm like, all right, you know,
I guess I'm doing. Why do you look so annoying?
It's just like what because it's like, I get it
that the baby's alive.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think you do.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I get that, and it's crazy. It's really freaky and
it's weird and it's cool. But also it's like he's
not here yet, here yet like everyone. So when the
baby's here, you're on it. Yeah, before it's here, you know.
So it's kind of like standing in front of the
microwave waiting for the food to get warm, like what,
(05:52):
Like I could walk around and then come back and
the food's still there. That's a wild analogy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Think about that. Am I just stareing? Am I just
staring waiting for the car?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Comparing his son to a microwave for resa.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The baby is cooking, You do not understand.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I hate those analogies, Like my sister in law love
saying things like you need to evict him soon. Mom.
Jokes are brutal, okay, but the microwave doesn't do cool
stuff while it's cooking. Just spins around.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Sometimes little pop and stuff, okayn in there.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Popcorn makes it wild in there. So I go, all right,
put my hand on the belly, and I never feel anything.
He always, she always says, I freak him out or
I or I put too much pressure.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I can see that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She says, I put too much pressure on him, and
he pushed it so hard. I don't. I just put
my hand on it, and she says, I'm strangling him
like that. We don't even know where. Frankly out, I
don't do. I just put my hand on it. I
put my hand on it, and then all of a sudden,
I feel like this. I put my hand on him,
and I feel like I don't feel the usual like
(07:00):
tap that I felt before. This time. I feel like
this slither across my palm, and I go, you jump,
I jump. I ripped my hand off and I go,
oh god, what was that?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was a snake.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I don't know what it was there. It was like
this slow slither across my palm and it freaked me out.
And she goes and I go, oh god, I don't
want to touch that, okay, And she says, she says,
what's wrong with you? And I go, it's weird that
he's just like slithering across my He's like moving his elbow.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And she goes.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She goes, well that's our son, and I go, I
get that, but it feels weird and it ekes me out.
Like these kind of things eke me out, Like like
her when she goes birth, I'm probably going to pass out.
I can't. I can't watch like in Wolf of Wall
Street when they're high on kayludes. It makes me like
almost pass out like that kind of It's just I
get I have a very sent.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You just compared to Wall Street being on klude. Yeah,
to the birth of your son. So like I'm going
to pass out. Just it's just like the like seeing
everything her screaming and sweating. It's gonna make me pass out,
I know it. So like so like feeling his whatever
it was his foot, his leg, his elbow, I don't
know what it was.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
He's got a giant head. Maybe maybe it was that
going across my palm. It eked me out. So you recoiled.
I recoiled and I said I don't want it, and
then she started to cry because she said, I don't
love the baby.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I can see that it's a weird thing. No, you're
not allowed to do it. You're not allowed to do that.
You don't understand what's going on, how.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
It works, counted trail weirdo.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Baby, I get all, I get all that, I get
all it's and I guess it's my baby. I love
the kid. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay again you're not. I don't know, but it is.
It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Because I put my hand back on because she started
to cry and told me that I love him. Put
my hand back on and he did it again, and
like I and it was gross. And even after you
myself to like I'd like pinch myself to not be
like eked out, I was like, I'm like, no, ill,
it's weird.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In the second because I could give you one, I
could give you a pass for your first request.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're freaked out, And now we.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Talk, we realize what this is.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's actually really cool.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You're he's moving big time now. Right the second time around,
I feel like you'd be like, oh, I feel like
something's up with this guy. What does that mean? I
don't understand what that feel like. He's already a mama's boy.
Wait what a minute, I don't know how he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I just got I got some issues.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We know a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And now I put my hand there, and I'm just like,
it's just so creepy. No one else thinks it's creepy.
I'm the only man wild. It's such a weird, creepy feeling.
I don't find it beautiful. I find it creepy.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh boy, I would pretend like I'm giving him high
fives or fist bumps my daughter or whatever. Which, yeah,
I'm like, got a fist bump there. That was great.
Look at this guy, wouldn't It wouldn't disgust me. Disgust
is strong. It ekes me out the face you're making screams. Discussed,
screams discussion.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So Emily, your man, Robert, he was all about this. Yeah,
he thought it was really cool because you know, he
gets excited for him anything. He's cheerleader. And he's also
not easing, not anything. So when he when when Reid
moved his arm, Robert like, oh go ready, yeah them, okay,
I just try to avoid touching her.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
This is not this is not a good sign. I'm
really uncomfortable. But this is where we're at.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, it's any day, it's any minute, this is the minute.
Any minute we have like a month of we're a month.
You worry out of your mind,
So yesterday we got the baby update that the baby
is coming in at a whopping nine pounds as we speak.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So insane.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I supposed to have another month. Yeah, it's crazy seeing
this guy's gonna come out full grown. Update this, Hey,
what's up up? Little update on this.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, we talked to the doctor and the doctor said,
we'll see you Monday. So nothing, nothing, We're not freaking out.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Did you do this?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Show them the five weeks we're good than you. You're
you're you're a baby, Denier baby. I mean the doctor
said it. I don't know tech the ultrasound say forty weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, but the ultrasound as the babies get bigger, as
you should know because you had a son, they're very
they're very they're inaccurate. So even though so they're they're
even though they're saying forty weeks, it's it's it could
be a couple of weeks off. Now doctorsno can concerned.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
The nine pound situation.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He probably don't know. No, he could weigh seven or six.
We have they could. It could be that off three pounds,
that's what that's what that's crazy. Doctor's saying.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So but but we find out more on Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, if we make it to Monday, I.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Mean, that's crazy, going to wake it to Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay. Well, you know, this pregnancy has been a wild
ride for both, obviously Haley and Thor. Ups and downs.
You know, we're going through a lot. It's been tough
at times. Well there's one thing though that I think
everybody goes through when you have a baby. Number One,
(01:42):
you talk to the baby, which Thor does. He complains
about his.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, says she doesn't want to listen to it. So
I get to rant to the baby by giants and
how much they suck.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Any singing? No, no, no, oh, that discussed.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I mean, she may be singing when I'm not. You're not,
but if I was there, i'd put an end to that.
I'm not eminem.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What about playing music? Is that's the thing to no? No, no,
we all baby?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wait on?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh okay, I'm not reading reading the books now to
the stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, because that's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But then, what's the what's the what's the difference between
talking to the baby and reading. He's on hearing your voice?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know, yeah, sure, I'm sure he's I'm sure it
works Like did you read to read when he was
in your stomach. I worked, WHOA take a boy, but
my baby, he's fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, he's fifteen. Oh my god, Oh my god, oh
my god. Boy. I did not do that just to keep.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
My mom and dad read me when I was in
my mom's stomach. My dad probably definitely, my dad probably
said to my mom, I'm not reading.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's doesn't even have ears. Yeah, but you know how this,
you know, parents generation is. You know, you got to
do all this stuff. You to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh, I probably ordered food for a kid and doing
you know, and whatever she wanted. I think that she
wants white rice.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well. Another another thing that you pretty traditionally do will
be feeling the baby kick right like. That's one of
the cooler things is if the baby's kicking, you know,
whoever's prady will say, oh, feel right here, feel right here,
and you can feel the baby kicking and moving or whatever.
It's a it's a crazy thing, but you go, oh, wow,
that's so amazing that there's actually human in there.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I remember my husband would get so frustrated because he
would have to have his hand there for so long
to finally feel it. But then when he would feel
it like he would. I mean, he would be so excited, like,
oh my god, I finally felt it. I think it
was a foot or I think it was an elbow
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, that's a different feeling than that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So like with my wife about three months ago, when
I felt the baby kick, it was cool. But now
we're at the point where the baby's Hayley's big. Obviously
she's she's str stomach is big right now. Obviously she
does like the pregnancy walk wattle.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You wanted to say wattle, And I'm like, why why
did he change?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I didn't say I said, I mean anything that can
resemble any word, that can mean anything negative. I am
not that was Eddie.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No hold on, you were about to say.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is he trying to said the pregnancy walk?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You went, you went, walk up? Okay, you are.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Doing so she has all that going on.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So she's My.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Point is she's bigger than she was three months ago
and three months ago. Three months ago, and you felt
the baby kick, it was like a cute, little like tap.
So the other day we're hanging out and she's like,
you haven't had any time with the baby today?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Does that?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I go, what and she goes, you've been watching
TV all day, having any time with the baby. Put
your hand on my belly. I'm like, all right, you know,
I guess I'm doing. Why do you look so annoying?
It's just like what because it's like, I get it
that the baby's alive.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think you do.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I get that, and it's crazy. It's really freaky and
it's weird and it's cool. But also it's like he's
not here yet, here yet like everyone. So when the
baby's here, you're on it. Yeah, before it's here, you know.
So it's kind of like standing in front of the
microwave waiting for the food to get warm, like what,
(05:52):
Like I could walk around and then come back and
the food's still there. That's a wild analogy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Think about that. Am I just stareing? Am I just
staring waiting for the car?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Comparing his son to a microwave for resa.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The baby is cooking, You do not understand.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I hate those analogies, Like my sister in law love
saying things like you need to evict him soon. Mom.
Jokes are brutal, okay, but the microwave doesn't do cool
stuff while it's cooking. Just spins around.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Sometimes little pop and stuff, okayn in there.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Popcorn makes it wild in there. So I go, all right,
put my hand on the belly, and I never feel anything.
He always, she always says, I freak him out or
I or I put too much pressure.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I can see that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She says, I put too much pressure on him, and
he pushed it so hard. I don't. I just put
my hand on it, and she says, I'm strangling him
like that. We don't even know where. Frankly out, I
don't do. I just put my hand on it. I
put my hand on it, and then all of a sudden,
I feel like this. I put my hand on him,
and I feel like I don't feel the usual like
(07:00):
tap that I felt before. This time. I feel like
this slither across my palm, and I go, you jump,
I jump. I ripped my hand off and I go,
oh god, what was that?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was a snake.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I don't know what it was there. It was like
this slow slither across my palm and it freaked me out.
And she goes and I go, oh god, I don't
want to touch that, okay, And she says, she says,
what's wrong with you? And I go, it's weird that
he's just like slithering across my He's like moving his elbow.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And she goes.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She goes, well that's our son, and I go, I
get that, but it feels weird and it ekes me out.
Like these kind of things eke me out, Like like
her when she goes birth, I'm probably going to pass out.
I can't. I can't watch like in Wolf of Wall
Street when they're high on kayludes. It makes me like
almost pass out like that kind of It's just I
get I have a very sent.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You just compared to Wall Street being on klude. Yeah,
to the birth of your son. So like I'm going
to pass out. Just it's just like the like seeing
everything her screaming and sweating. It's gonna make me pass out,
I know it. So like so like feeling his whatever
it was his foot, his leg, his elbow, I don't
know what it was.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
He's got a giant head. Maybe maybe it was that
going across my palm. It eked me out. So you recoiled.
I recoiled and I said I don't want it, and
then she started to cry because she said, I don't
love the baby.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I can see that it's a weird thing. No, you're
not allowed to do it. You're not allowed to do that.
You don't understand what's going on, how.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
It works, counted trail weirdo.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Baby, I get all, I get all that, I get
all it's and I guess it's my baby. I love
the kid. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay again you're not. I don't know, but it is.
It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Because I put my hand back on because she started
to cry and told me that I love him. Put
my hand back on and he did it again, and
like I and it was gross. And even after you
myself to like I'd like pinch myself to not be
like eked out, I was like, I'm like, no, ill,
it's weird.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In the second because I could give you one, I
could give you a pass for your first request.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're freaked out, And now we.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Talk, we realize what this is.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's actually really cool.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You're he's moving big time now. Right the second time around,
I feel like you'd be like, oh, I feel like
something's up with this guy. What does that mean? I
don't understand what that feel like. He's already a mama's boy.
Wait what a minute, I don't know how he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I just got I got some issues.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We know a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And now I put my hand there, and I'm just like,
it's just so creepy. No one else thinks it's creepy.
I'm the only man wild. It's such a weird, creepy feeling.
I don't find it beautiful. I find it creepy.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh boy, I would pretend like I'm giving him high
fives or fist bumps my daughter or whatever. Which, yeah,
I'm like, got a fist bump there. That was great.
Look at this guy, wouldn't It wouldn't disgust me. Disgust
is strong. It ekes me out the face you're making screams. Discussed,
screams discussion.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So Emily, your man, Robert, he was all about this. Yeah,
he thought it was really cool because you know, he
gets excited for him anything. He's cheerleader. And he's also
not easing, not anything. So when he when when Reid
moved his arm, Robert like, oh go ready, yeah them, okay,
I just try to avoid touching her.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
This is not this is not a good sign. I'm
really uncomfortable. But this is where we're at.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, it's any day, it's any minute, this is the minute.
Any minute we have like a month of we're a month.
You worry out of your mind,
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