May 8, 2025 • 13 mins
Thor has a baby on the way and they are putting together the registry... except he has an issue with it and it has to do with his sports teams
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
So we got the blessed news on Monday that Thor
and his wife Hayley are going to be parents.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
They're having a baby. Oh, very exciting. How how far
along is she?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I think almost fifteen weeks?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wow, that's so exciting man, So we're all excited about that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Be a show, baby, show baby. Yesterday was the first
time I really noticed her baby. But oh really where
it's like, yes, she like was she was wearing like
leggings and she took her shirt off and like I
can see like a bump.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, and I was.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was like freaks out a little bit because you're like, wow,
this is real, something.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Going on there, This is actually happening, something happening there. Yeah,
so wrong, it's wrong. So it's a very exciting time.
But there are issues. You know, we're having some issues
pop up and he's throwing his pan.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now, the first thing that is seems to be a
big problem is with the baby registry. So we're getting
ready for this thing already.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
So apparently you're supposed to wait on the baby registry,
but my parents are really pushing it. Well parents need
my parents love timelines, but then they love not following them. Well,
what's tricky is you don't know the gender yet. No,
so how do you register? I guess you can register.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
For like gender, like monitors and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, we don't know. If that's a
whole nother story, that's a whole the story. We'll get
a new one, okay. But so my parents wanted to
know like when the baby shower was because they need
to buy tickets, I mean plane tickets. My parents buy
plane tickets at the last second, no matter what.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
When do you do you do the the baby shower,
like about a month or so before?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
When do you do it?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I think I think mine was like a couple months,
like six or seven months pregnant.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, I was gonna say a couple months out, because
you don't want to be like so uncomfortably pregnant.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
But you want to kind of close.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, definitely, And and you don't want to wait too
long because there's some women who have gone into early
labor before they met their shower. So yeah, so normally
a couple months out is a good spot.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Guy was showing after like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, And so my we made the baby shower August
twenty third because my sister in law wants to go,
and she's going to give birth in September, so I
don't know when in September, but I don't I can't
believe she's even coming out that late in August. So
but that's so we're doing August twenty third. And then
(02:20):
my parents were on, well, what about the gift registry
because they want to get us something, which is super nice.
They really want to get us something. I mean, of
course I know, And apparently we're on the phone with
them and they went to a store and we're looking
at strollers and car seats and we're getting advice. I mean,
they have two grandchildren, so they've done this before, so
(02:41):
it's not like the first time, you know, but they're
acting like it's the first anyway. So my wife put
together a baby registry. She went to like baby list,
and I guess you could put together like things from
all different places and put it on the list like
Target or like Amazon. Emily was really forgot about Amazon.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well, I helped my good friend Fletcher register for her baby.
We did it together, and it was just I didn't
have Amazon like that when I was pregnant. I did
go actually go to babys r us and use the
gun and scan everything.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So remember that was actually really fun to do it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But Amazon was so easy and the hindsight because everything
was on Amazon and then everything got shipped to our
house so nobody eve.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So with this baby list thing, I guess you can
like one item right here. I don't even know what
the hell this is. You can get it has it,
says Munchkin, arm and Hammer, a diaper bag, but doesn't
look like a diaper bag. I don't know. It looks
like a water cooler, but it's a diaper bag.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh it's I think it might be like a diaper genie.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A diaper genie like.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
So yeah, like air tight, it can't smell.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So you can get it from threef from places on here.
You can get it from Amazon, Target and Walmart. So
like yeah, yeah, so you skimmed out on a Fletcher.
So my wife did this whole thing. It's all up.
You can see it all and it's a lot of stuff,
a lot of different things, you know. And I'm looking
through it the other day because I didn't do any
(03:57):
of it, because I've been told like she's got it.
I'm like, all right, are.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You okay with that, because you know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
For the most part, I wouldn't know what a baby needs.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, honestly, pacifiers and you know, all that type of bags.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I don't think any about.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like I don't think about a lot of stuff, Like
it's coming up on my Instagram now because they heard
me talk about me, so like like weighted blankets are
coming up and like all this stuff, like all this
random stuff are coming up. So like I just send
it to her because I know, because I know she'll
do more research. I don't care as much, Like how
(04:35):
did we do this for hundreds of years? You know
what I mean? Like I'm not reading a books.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm sorry, Hold on a minute, You're not going to
look into anything.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Why should probably we did this? Why I have three people,
Three of my closest friends are all parents. I trust
one of them. So why can't I just ask? Why
can't I just ask? Why can I just asked him?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Whatever what.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Happened?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So my point is I'm not going to this. I'm
not I'm going to do a little bit of research,
but it's we're gonna be talking to people. I'm not
sitting down and reading dotty books. How did we do
this for hundreds of years. There was you know what
I'm saying, hundreds of years. I'm not gonna it will
psych me out, it will freak me out. I'm not doinging. No,
(05:27):
I'm not. I just asked my sister. I can ask.
I can ask, you know, my my mom, I could ask.
There's so many people I can ask. I you know. Anyway,
so are on his baby around his registry and I'm
looking through it the other day and I and I
Haley did a great job. Like I said, most of
the stuff I don't even think of or no. And
then I text Haley out of the blue and I said, hey,
(05:50):
can I add something to the baby registry? And she
said sure, what are you thinking? And I said, well,
boy or girl doesn't matter to me. They're going to
be a New York Giants football fan. It's just the
way that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They make another generation of misery.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I mean they have one. I mean, stop it, stop it,
I said, I said, that's just that's it's gonna be
what it is. My my dad's a Giants fan. His
dad was a Giants fan, and his dad was a
Giants fan. It's the way that it is generations of Giants.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What about your.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Nephews, Ethan Dash, they're Giant fans, but they don't really
like Well, Ethan isn't a sports fan. Dash Dash. We
think may like football because he does watch Michigan football
games with his dad. So that's that's a big hope.
That's a big one. That's a big one. Obviously it
comes down to if the team is good or not.
(06:44):
Because if the team is not good, kids aren't gonna
want to watch them. So I said, that's my kid
has no choice. They're going to be a Giants fan.
Otherwise I'll just on them. It's that's so.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Can't they make up their own mind an Eagles fan?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's funny. Not in the in the in the early nineties,
all my buddies were Dallas Cowboy fans because they were
really good. They won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Time.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I was the only Giant fans and the Giants were
terrible in New York. In New York, that's crazy, and
I would have my New York Giants star jacket on
and I'd get crapped from everybody. But I was a
Giant fan.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, what if you have a daughter and they're like
a certain girl who knew boy like like the Cowboys
and decided to start rocking Cowboys gear.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Would you would? I would not allow that in my house.
You want to live under my roof, Sweetheart, here we go.
You're wearing Giants gear only. But Johnson, Johnson, he was
a massive Cowboys fan. Oh my god, No, no, no,
you're your own woman, and he should be wearing your
(07:52):
team's colors, right guy. Yeah. So obviously these are my thoughts.
And now when it comes to baseball, I want my
son or my daughter son or daughter. I keep saying son,
but it's it's it's we say. It's just more natural.
I don't know why, this is why everyone thinks we're
gonna have a boy. But I want my son or
(08:12):
my daughter to be a Yankee. They I want them
be a Giants fan. They can be a Yankee fan
or a San Francisco Giants fan. We've made We'll see.
Well I persuade my son or daughter one way or
the other. Maybe, But but for football, be and my
wife agree they're gonna be a near a Giants fan.
(08:32):
And my obviously my father and my brother in law
aren't happy because they're all Niner fans.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well, I think it would be I think it's fair
if you get the football team that you're a wife
who's a big baseball fan, gets the San Francisco Giants, No,
then it's just Giants.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But don't giants Giants?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I was thinking that. I was thinking that, But they're
the Yankees, you know what I'm saying. Nothing I hate
more like they're.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's why I told my wife, I'm like, it's cute.
You guys have three World series titles. That's cute. Okay,
the Yankees are twenty seven, Like, it's cute. Were the
Yankees bottom?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Bottom of all? What?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So? So okay, so it doesn't matter, Like that's just
my thing. I don't care if my kids are whatever
they are as long as they're.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay whatever, it doesn't it's fine. Sure.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah. So I go on the baby registry. My wife says,
what do you want to add? And I said, you know,
I see like pacifiers, I see blankets, and none of
it says New York Giants on it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I go.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I went to Amazon, and on Amazon you could buy
New York Giants and it's gender neutral stuff. There's boy girl,
there's boy stoffs. It's girl stuff, which is perfect because
we don't know, so I said, can I add that?
And my wife texts it was a long wait of
the three dots. I saw the three dots for a while.
So I'm like, it's a simple yes, right because it's.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well because I cut him too. I cut him too.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
She's been she's been on one.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, okay, so we're we just know.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, child, yeah, yeah, it's my child too. And
Haley said, she said, I love you, but can we
keep it just to regular stuff first? And if we
want to buy them New York Giants stuff, we will
and I know your family probably will too.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
So she's not letting you put any New York Giants
stuff now.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'm not allowed to put any New York Giants football
stuff on the baby registry.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm a little uncomfortable with this because that was my plan,
is to get you some stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, that's great, but.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
You want the regular stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I don't want to piss off like she wants.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I'm assuming when you say regular stuff, she wants.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like generically, like the day to.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Day and like you look at some of the stuff
like like I said, it's it's like it's supposed to
be gender neutral, but there is there is stuff on
here that lean's girl too, Like like this baby cor
seat with dandelions and flowers all over it. The hell
is that it's gender.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
It's the boy.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
What's wrong with flowers with boy flowers?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
What's wrong with the New York Giants logo? If it's
a boy or girl? Why can't we have that on this? Like?
Why do we need this dinosaur toy? Why can't it
be a little mini football?
Speaker 6 (11:24):
There was no fun stuff on here?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Are some stuff that it's a saw. It's one sauce.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
If Haley gets a dinosaur, you get a giant.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It's one soft dinosaur teether for babies.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, I'm sure they.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Make New York Giants.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I guarantee.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Okay, you know they do these little mobiles the crib.
What about like a Giants football's you.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Know, like you get like an Eli Manning throwing it
to tyrees out his helmet. I don't think they make
that around a pretty cool thing. I don't think they
make that be a pretty cool thing. Head is that's
not funny? That's not far too far? Yeah, you went
too far, and he's not on the team.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Thank you, it's Jackson Dart anyway. Yeah, I don't think
that's fair. I think you should be allowed to have
some stuff on there.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Thank you, blaky or something.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Did you fight it or did you just kind of?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I have not fought it, and I probably won't fight it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe she's more like, listen that that does football stuff.
Lean's boy, until you find out what you're having. If
you find out what you're having, maybe she's waiting.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You still got a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And he's right, that's not what it is. She is
very weird about this. She wants it to be the
way she wants it to be, and that's really it.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Maybe she doesn't want silly stuff like not saying that
that's silly when you want to make sure everybody snatches up,
like like the car seat and the monitor. What's it
called the pumping the pumping machine and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
She can't have New York Giant pumps. Okay, I'm sure
they make I don't know that they do. I don't
actually sure know to the logo, I'm gonna on the nipples,
not on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Michael Straighthand's face.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
On the nipple goes between the teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
That's weird, you guys.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That'd be perfect if they have that. I'm getting that
for you. I'm not kidding. A yeah, there you go.
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
So we got the blessed news on Monday that Thor
and his wife Hayley are going to be parents.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
They're having a baby. Oh, very exciting. How how far
along is she?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I think almost fifteen weeks?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wow, that's so exciting man, So we're all excited about that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Be a show, baby, show baby. Yesterday was the first
time I really noticed her baby. But oh really where
it's like, yes, she like was she was wearing like
leggings and she took her shirt off and like I
can see like a bump.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, and I was.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was like freaks out a little bit because you're like, wow,
this is real, something.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Going on there, This is actually happening, something happening there. Yeah,
so wrong, it's wrong. So it's a very exciting time.
But there are issues. You know, we're having some issues
pop up and he's throwing his pan.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now, the first thing that is seems to be a
big problem is with the baby registry. So we're getting
ready for this thing already.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
So apparently you're supposed to wait on the baby registry,
but my parents are really pushing it. Well parents need
my parents love timelines, but then they love not following them. Well,
what's tricky is you don't know the gender yet. No,
so how do you register? I guess you can register.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
For like gender, like monitors and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, we don't know. If that's a
whole nother story, that's a whole the story. We'll get
a new one, okay. But so my parents wanted to
know like when the baby shower was because they need
to buy tickets, I mean plane tickets. My parents buy
plane tickets at the last second, no matter what.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
When do you do you do the the baby shower,
like about a month or so before?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
When do you do it?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I think I think mine was like a couple months,
like six or seven months pregnant.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, I was gonna say a couple months out, because
you don't want to be like so uncomfortably pregnant.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
But you want to kind of close.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, definitely, And and you don't want to wait too
long because there's some women who have gone into early
labor before they met their shower. So yeah, so normally
a couple months out is a good spot.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Guy was showing after like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, And so my we made the baby shower August
twenty third because my sister in law wants to go,
and she's going to give birth in September, so I
don't know when in September, but I don't I can't
believe she's even coming out that late in August. So
but that's so we're doing August twenty third. And then
(02:20):
my parents were on, well, what about the gift registry
because they want to get us something, which is super nice.
They really want to get us something. I mean, of
course I know, And apparently we're on the phone with
them and they went to a store and we're looking
at strollers and car seats and we're getting advice. I mean,
they have two grandchildren, so they've done this before, so
(02:41):
it's not like the first time, you know, but they're
acting like it's the first anyway. So my wife put
together a baby registry. She went to like baby list,
and I guess you could put together like things from
all different places and put it on the list like
Target or like Amazon. Emily was really forgot about Amazon.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well, I helped my good friend Fletcher register for her baby.
We did it together, and it was just I didn't
have Amazon like that when I was pregnant. I did
go actually go to babys r us and use the
gun and scan everything.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So remember that was actually really fun to do it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But Amazon was so easy and the hindsight because everything
was on Amazon and then everything got shipped to our
house so nobody eve.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So with this baby list thing, I guess you can
like one item right here. I don't even know what
the hell this is. You can get it has it,
says Munchkin, arm and Hammer, a diaper bag, but doesn't
look like a diaper bag. I don't know. It looks
like a water cooler, but it's a diaper bag.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh it's I think it might be like a diaper genie.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A diaper genie like.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
So yeah, like air tight, it can't smell.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So you can get it from threef from places on here.
You can get it from Amazon, Target and Walmart. So
like yeah, yeah, so you skimmed out on a Fletcher.
So my wife did this whole thing. It's all up.
You can see it all and it's a lot of stuff,
a lot of different things, you know. And I'm looking
through it the other day because I didn't do any
(03:57):
of it, because I've been told like she's got it.
I'm like, all right, are.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You okay with that, because you know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
For the most part, I wouldn't know what a baby needs.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, honestly, pacifiers and you know, all that type of bags.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I don't think any about.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like I don't think about a lot of stuff, Like
it's coming up on my Instagram now because they heard
me talk about me, so like like weighted blankets are
coming up and like all this stuff, like all this
random stuff are coming up. So like I just send
it to her because I know, because I know she'll
do more research. I don't care as much, Like how
(04:35):
did we do this for hundreds of years? You know
what I mean? Like I'm not reading a books.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm sorry, Hold on a minute, You're not going to
look into anything.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Why should probably we did this? Why I have three people,
Three of my closest friends are all parents. I trust
one of them. So why can't I just ask? Why
can't I just ask? Why can I just asked him?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Whatever what.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Happened?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So my point is I'm not going to this. I'm
not I'm going to do a little bit of research,
but it's we're gonna be talking to people. I'm not
sitting down and reading dotty books. How did we do
this for hundreds of years. There was you know what
I'm saying, hundreds of years. I'm not gonna it will
psych me out, it will freak me out. I'm not doinging. No,
(05:27):
I'm not. I just asked my sister. I can ask.
I can ask, you know, my my mom, I could ask.
There's so many people I can ask. I you know. Anyway,
so are on his baby around his registry and I'm
looking through it the other day and I and I
Haley did a great job. Like I said, most of
the stuff I don't even think of or no. And
then I text Haley out of the blue and I said, hey,
(05:50):
can I add something to the baby registry? And she
said sure, what are you thinking? And I said, well,
boy or girl doesn't matter to me. They're going to
be a New York Giants football fan. It's just the
way that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They make another generation of misery.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I mean they have one. I mean, stop it, stop it,
I said, I said, that's just that's it's gonna be
what it is. My my dad's a Giants fan. His
dad was a Giants fan, and his dad was a
Giants fan. It's the way that it is generations of Giants.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What about your.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Nephews, Ethan Dash, they're Giant fans, but they don't really
like Well, Ethan isn't a sports fan. Dash Dash. We
think may like football because he does watch Michigan football
games with his dad. So that's that's a big hope.
That's a big one. That's a big one. Obviously it
comes down to if the team is good or not.
(06:44):
Because if the team is not good, kids aren't gonna
want to watch them. So I said, that's my kid
has no choice. They're going to be a Giants fan.
Otherwise I'll just on them. It's that's so.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Can't they make up their own mind an Eagles fan?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's funny. Not in the in the in the early nineties,
all my buddies were Dallas Cowboy fans because they were
really good. They won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Time.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I was the only Giant fans and the Giants were
terrible in New York. In New York, that's crazy, and
I would have my New York Giants star jacket on
and I'd get crapped from everybody. But I was a
Giant fan.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, what if you have a daughter and they're like
a certain girl who knew boy like like the Cowboys
and decided to start rocking Cowboys gear.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Would you would? I would not allow that in my house.
You want to live under my roof, Sweetheart, here we go.
You're wearing Giants gear only. But Johnson, Johnson, he was
a massive Cowboys fan. Oh my god, No, no, no,
you're your own woman, and he should be wearing your
(07:52):
team's colors, right guy. Yeah. So obviously these are my thoughts.
And now when it comes to baseball, I want my
son or my daughter son or daughter. I keep saying son,
but it's it's it's we say. It's just more natural.
I don't know why, this is why everyone thinks we're
gonna have a boy. But I want my son or
(08:12):
my daughter to be a Yankee. They I want them
be a Giants fan. They can be a Yankee fan
or a San Francisco Giants fan. We've made We'll see.
Well I persuade my son or daughter one way or
the other. Maybe, But but for football, be and my
wife agree they're gonna be a near a Giants fan.
(08:32):
And my obviously my father and my brother in law
aren't happy because they're all Niner fans.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well, I think it would be I think it's fair
if you get the football team that you're a wife
who's a big baseball fan, gets the San Francisco Giants, No,
then it's just Giants.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But don't giants Giants?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I was thinking that. I was thinking that, But they're
the Yankees, you know what I'm saying. Nothing I hate
more like they're.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's why I told my wife, I'm like, it's cute.
You guys have three World series titles. That's cute. Okay,
the Yankees are twenty seven, Like, it's cute. Were the
Yankees bottom?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Bottom of all? What?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So? So okay, so it doesn't matter, Like that's just
my thing. I don't care if my kids are whatever
they are as long as they're.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay whatever, it doesn't it's fine. Sure.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah. So I go on the baby registry. My wife says,
what do you want to add? And I said, you know,
I see like pacifiers, I see blankets, and none of
it says New York Giants on it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I go.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I went to Amazon, and on Amazon you could buy
New York Giants and it's gender neutral stuff. There's boy girl,
there's boy stoffs. It's girl stuff, which is perfect because
we don't know, so I said, can I add that?
And my wife texts it was a long wait of
the three dots. I saw the three dots for a while.
So I'm like, it's a simple yes, right because it's.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well because I cut him too. I cut him too.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
She's been she's been on one.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, okay, so we're we just know.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, child, yeah, yeah, it's my child too. And
Haley said, she said, I love you, but can we
keep it just to regular stuff first? And if we
want to buy them New York Giants stuff, we will
and I know your family probably will too.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
So she's not letting you put any New York Giants
stuff now.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'm not allowed to put any New York Giants football
stuff on the baby registry.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm a little uncomfortable with this because that was my plan,
is to get you some stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, that's great, but.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
You want the regular stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I don't want to piss off like she wants.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I'm assuming when you say regular stuff, she wants.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like generically, like the day to.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Day and like you look at some of the stuff
like like I said, it's it's like it's supposed to
be gender neutral, but there is there is stuff on
here that lean's girl too, Like like this baby cor
seat with dandelions and flowers all over it. The hell
is that it's gender.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
It's the boy.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
What's wrong with flowers with boy flowers?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
What's wrong with the New York Giants logo? If it's
a boy or girl? Why can't we have that on this? Like?
Why do we need this dinosaur toy? Why can't it
be a little mini football?
Speaker 6 (11:24):
There was no fun stuff on here?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Are some stuff that it's a saw. It's one sauce.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
If Haley gets a dinosaur, you get a giant.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It's one soft dinosaur teether for babies.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, I'm sure they.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Make New York Giants.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I guarantee.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Okay, you know they do these little mobiles the crib.
What about like a Giants football's you.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Know, like you get like an Eli Manning throwing it
to tyrees out his helmet. I don't think they make
that around a pretty cool thing. I don't think they
make that be a pretty cool thing. Head is that's
not funny? That's not far too far? Yeah, you went
too far, and he's not on the team.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Thank you, it's Jackson Dart anyway. Yeah, I don't think
that's fair. I think you should be allowed to have
some stuff on there.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Thank you, blaky or something.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Did you fight it or did you just kind of?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I have not fought it, and I probably won't fight it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe she's more like, listen that that does football stuff.
Lean's boy, until you find out what you're having. If
you find out what you're having, maybe she's waiting.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You still got a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And he's right, that's not what it is. She is
very weird about this. She wants it to be the
way she wants it to be, and that's really it.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Maybe she doesn't want silly stuff like not saying that
that's silly when you want to make sure everybody snatches up,
like like the car seat and the monitor. What's it
called the pumping the pumping machine and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
She can't have New York Giant pumps. Okay, I'm sure
they make I don't know that they do. I don't
actually sure know to the logo, I'm gonna on the nipples,
not on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Michael Straighthand's face.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
On the nipple goes between the teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
That's weird, you guys.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That'd be perfect if they have that. I'm getting that
for you. I'm not kidding. A yeah, there you go.
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