July 10, 2025 • 9 mins
THor is expecting a kid and he has been going through the motions with his wife. However, she is able to feel something that Thor isn't and it is frustrating the both of them
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh so we all know thora's having a baby. Yeah,
I having his first kid coming up in around November ish.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You had a big rant yesterday about parenting and your plan,
you know, and then people are telling you.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, just wait.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Whether people in the college or told me the things
I was telling me that they tell me, which is
just way.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You'll see. You have no idea.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Who's the point of the whole? I mean that was
the point of the rant. I mean I obviously yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Uh so, we'll see what happens. But this is kind
of wild that you have not experienced something yet that
most people at this point kind of have and other
people have, but just not you. Yeah, what's going on?
So my wife is twenty three weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've lost track, but I'm not gonna lie. That's not
gonna lost track. I know we have another doctors department
on the seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, the baby the size of a candalope, like all
those acts. That's too big. Yeah, that's way too Are
you crazy? Are you crazy? Maybe an avocado last time?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Last time I looked like a small No, it was
a banana last time I looked.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't think it's ever, that's a long baby. You
have an NBA player a peel a banana. But it
was I almost want to bet it. Is it? Yeah?
Do it? I never do. It's usually something round.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, oval banana makes no sense, like a bean shape.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I can't even accept the plantain banana, no chance, way
too long. Now I just maybe a zucchini. I just texted.
That's even weird telling you they said banana. Maybe the onion? What?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okay, Well I forgot what I was gonna say. Okay,
so how many weeks you you're going to deliver a banana?
Maybe can't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So she's getting bigger in her stomach area. Yeah, else
she's popped nowhere else. Yeah, it's great. That's but that's
the best part to me because then now she looks
pregnant and there's no confusion, is Haley. Yeah, you know
that's like when when women finally kind of pop out front,
you go, okay, this is great. Yeah, and she does
two things once. She just texted me back, but too,
(02:14):
she does the thing where she.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Holds her stomach. Now every photo wild, it is wild.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So she's twenty three weeks exactly, and he's the size
of an egg plant.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's wildly but okay, no it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
It's never money egg plang makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, eggplant is elongated, but it's round. Yeah. I just
texted her. There's a bigger part to an egg plant. Yes, absolutely,
that makes more sense. I just texted her. She texted
me the three yes, she said, yes, it was never
a banana.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
That's a faulty aver whatever, all right, texted.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Her anyway, So you got an egg plant, so I
got an egg plant.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And you know, so she also has this thing I
forgot what it is, but she has this thing where
some women have the have it in front of their stomach.
I have it behind the stomach. You guys, don't what
I'm talking about. What I don't want to say. Is
it the placenta. I don't know what it was a
baby carries, No I know, but like there's some ways
where the baby is in.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You should probably know what you're talking about. This is
your child.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
There's some things where like at twenty weeks it was
a banana anyway, So at some some women like you'd
feel the baby easily. Other women they can't. There's a
certain thing. I don't know what it's called. And I
feel like an idiot right now.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And they sometimes it's position. Yeah, I get that, but
there's like a barrier, the baby wall. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I think I think our belly buttons in the placenta what.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, youterrisk the baby's on her back.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I don't think that's involved in this right now. He's
not a doctor, so I just well, a baby great wall.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
In there or something.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't think this is funny. It's so she has
that going on. So she has an anterior placenta, that's
what it's called.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
OK.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So it makes it harder to feel the baby. Is
that better? Not a next sterior one?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So she has that and I can't feel it. I
haven't been able to feel it. And now that she's
gotten a little bit bigger. And what's crazy is is
you guys know you guys have kids. Out of the blue,
she'll just it looks like bangs, she just got bigger,
like it will literally Wednesday, she looked one way and
then today I'll see your uncle, whoa, you just grew
out of the room.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's crazy. So she's at the pot from a banana
to an eggplant.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Huge. Twenty weeks my baby was a banana.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is there a.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Foot hanging out? Because that is a long never have
I ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In the app, it was all right, all right. Last
week he was corn or sweet potato an herve corn.
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Going on with this kid, there was some weird veggies.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
This kid anyway, Okay, sorry, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So she's at the point now where she's big enough
where Haley's like, I know you could feel him.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I know it. So what I did is obviously feeling.
She's feeling him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And the first time she felt she started crying and
she said it was all worth it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And I remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I do, and that was like three weeks ago. But
I'll put my hand on him and I'm like I
don't feel anything, and she gets like mad at me.
Wait what?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And then I'm like, I'm sorry, I just don't want to,
of course.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So then I'm like moving my hand around and then
I put my hand on him and I pushed down
a little bit. She's like, WHOA, don't kill him, and
I'm like I'm not. I mean, I'm barely I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The baby it's got the baby wall yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't feel him.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So a couple of days ago, she's at the point
now twenty three weeks, she's bigger, and she says, you
have to be able to feel him because apparently her
Auntina has felt them, her best friend Kimya has felt him.
All these people felt them, and I don't feel So
I'll be I'll be sitting there and I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And does she do the thing where she puts her hand,
Your hands feel right here?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So she'll eat, like sugar makes him go crazy. So
she'll eat something sugary or drink like a diet coke
or something like that, and then she'll say okay, and
she'll take my hand and put it there and say
he's here right now, which is just so weird that
he's like moving around all over the place.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's so weird. It's so weird. Yeah, like that's inside
of you.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wait till you see a hand or a foot, the
elbow or the elbow. That's when it is like, yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So she's put my swits her hand there, she goes,
and I'm sitting there. We're watching TV and I'm just
sitting I'm concentrating, and I go I'm sitting there. I
am concentrating because sometimes when you work out, it's like
hard to work out your lat because you use your arm.
So you got to concentrate and get the last.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Engaged the last like we didn't need that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You got to engage the last. So I'm trying to
engage my hand on this baby. So I'm concentrating patient
and she goes, did you feel that? And I go, no, I.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Didn't feel it, so maybe my hand. Honestly, she takes
my hand pushes it away.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't know what your problem is, obviously, I want
to feel the baby.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I kind of agree with her, what is your problem? Like,
why can't you feel it? I want to?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I feel like the only idiot. I can't feel this baby.
What am I don't even know? She's like, you're not
feeling forced? She starts, She puts, puts my hand out,
takes her two fingers and goes, she's not feeling for
like that art of a push. Yeah, you're feeling for this,
And I go, how am I supposed to feel that?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
But the other people have I think they're full of it.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They're putting it on. He is a liar. I don't
think they are. I don't think that's the insane thing.
Someone felt this cat. I think they have. I think
you're the only one. I don't think it's him. And
then she's at the beach the other day and she
swear last night he was kicking and I guess he
was positioned in a way where he was kicking her
spine and felt like and she was like, oh, I've
been so much pain. And I'm like, I don't know.
(08:28):
I can't feel anything. So who knows? What are you
going to do? Fill her spine?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I mean that's so she's lying. She's lying, but who knows?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
When I feel this, I'll feel a kid when he's
CompStat what when he comes out?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That's not good, feeling your anger through there. That's why
he's coming.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Out maybe twenty weeks banana twenty three weeks right now.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And apparently you can hear us. She wants me to
talk to him. I be doing that too. Oh God,
it's singing nice having.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I broke down the Giants schedule.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He's ever coming out. I'm done, She says, you want
me to talk to them? Like, I can't be born
into this franchise. No, it's a bad really bad idea,
Uh so we all know thora's having a baby. Yeah,
I having his first kid coming up in around November ish.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You had a big rant yesterday about parenting and your plan,
you know, and then people are telling you.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, just wait.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Whether people in the college or told me the things
I was telling me that they tell me, which is
just way.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You'll see. You have no idea.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Who's the point of the whole? I mean that was
the point of the rant. I mean I obviously yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Uh so, we'll see what happens. But this is kind
of wild that you have not experienced something yet that
most people at this point kind of have and other
people have, but just not you. Yeah, what's going on?
So my wife is twenty three weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've lost track, but I'm not gonna lie. That's not
gonna lost track. I know we have another doctors department
on the seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, the baby the size of a candalope, like all
those acts. That's too big. Yeah, that's way too Are
you crazy? Are you crazy? Maybe an avocado last time?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Last time I looked like a small No, it was
a banana last time I looked.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't think it's ever, that's a long baby. You
have an NBA player a peel a banana. But it
was I almost want to bet it. Is it? Yeah?
Do it? I never do. It's usually something round.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, oval banana makes no sense, like a bean shape.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I can't even accept the plantain banana, no chance, way
too long. Now I just maybe a zucchini. I just texted.
That's even weird telling you they said banana. Maybe the onion? What?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okay, Well I forgot what I was gonna say. Okay,
so how many weeks you you're going to deliver a banana?
Maybe can't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So she's getting bigger in her stomach area. Yeah, else
she's popped nowhere else. Yeah, it's great. That's but that's
the best part to me because then now she looks
pregnant and there's no confusion, is Haley. Yeah, you know
that's like when when women finally kind of pop out front,
you go, okay, this is great. Yeah, and she does
two things once. She just texted me back, but too,
(02:14):
she does the thing where she.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Holds her stomach. Now every photo wild, it is wild.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So she's twenty three weeks exactly, and he's the size
of an egg plant.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's wildly but okay, no it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
It's never money egg plang makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, eggplant is elongated, but it's round. Yeah. I just
texted her. There's a bigger part to an egg plant. Yes, absolutely,
that makes more sense. I just texted her. She texted
me the three yes, she said, yes, it was never
a banana.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
That's a faulty aver whatever, all right, texted.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Her anyway, So you got an egg plant, so I
got an egg plant.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And you know, so she also has this thing I
forgot what it is, but she has this thing where
some women have the have it in front of their stomach.
I have it behind the stomach. You guys, don't what
I'm talking about. What I don't want to say. Is
it the placenta. I don't know what it was a
baby carries, No I know, but like there's some ways
where the baby is in.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You should probably know what you're talking about. This is
your child.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
There's some things where like at twenty weeks it was
a banana anyway, So at some some women like you'd
feel the baby easily. Other women they can't. There's a
certain thing. I don't know what it's called. And I
feel like an idiot right now.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And they sometimes it's position. Yeah, I get that, but
there's like a barrier, the baby wall. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I think I think our belly buttons in the placenta what.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, youterrisk the baby's on her back.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I don't think that's involved in this right now. He's
not a doctor, so I just well, a baby great wall.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
In there or something.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't think this is funny. It's so she has
that going on. So she has an anterior placenta, that's
what it's called.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
OK.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So it makes it harder to feel the baby. Is
that better? Not a next sterior one?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So she has that and I can't feel it. I
haven't been able to feel it. And now that she's
gotten a little bit bigger. And what's crazy is is
you guys know you guys have kids. Out of the blue,
she'll just it looks like bangs, she just got bigger,
like it will literally Wednesday, she looked one way and
then today I'll see your uncle, whoa, you just grew
out of the room.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's crazy. So she's at the pot from a banana
to an eggplant.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Huge. Twenty weeks my baby was a banana.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is there a.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Foot hanging out? Because that is a long never have
I ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In the app, it was all right, all right. Last
week he was corn or sweet potato an herve corn.
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Going on with this kid, there was some weird veggies.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
This kid anyway, Okay, sorry, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So she's at the point now where she's big enough
where Haley's like, I know you could feel him.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I know it. So what I did is obviously feeling.
She's feeling him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And the first time she felt she started crying and
she said it was all worth it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And I remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I do, and that was like three weeks ago. But
I'll put my hand on him and I'm like I
don't feel anything, and she gets like mad at me.
Wait what?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And then I'm like, I'm sorry, I just don't want to,
of course.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So then I'm like moving my hand around and then
I put my hand on him and I pushed down
a little bit. She's like, WHOA, don't kill him, and
I'm like I'm not. I mean, I'm barely I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The baby it's got the baby wall yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't feel him.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So a couple of days ago, she's at the point
now twenty three weeks, she's bigger, and she says, you
have to be able to feel him because apparently her
Auntina has felt them, her best friend Kimya has felt him.
All these people felt them, and I don't feel So
I'll be I'll be sitting there and I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And does she do the thing where she puts her hand,
Your hands feel right here?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So she'll eat, like sugar makes him go crazy. So
she'll eat something sugary or drink like a diet coke
or something like that, and then she'll say okay, and
she'll take my hand and put it there and say
he's here right now, which is just so weird that
he's like moving around all over the place.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's so weird. It's so weird. Yeah, like that's inside
of you.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wait till you see a hand or a foot, the
elbow or the elbow. That's when it is like, yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So she's put my swits her hand there, she goes,
and I'm sitting there. We're watching TV and I'm just
sitting I'm concentrating, and I go I'm sitting there. I
am concentrating because sometimes when you work out, it's like
hard to work out your lat because you use your arm.
So you got to concentrate and get the last.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Engaged the last like we didn't need that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You got to engage the last. So I'm trying to
engage my hand on this baby. So I'm concentrating patient
and she goes, did you feel that? And I go, no, I.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Didn't feel it, so maybe my hand. Honestly, she takes
my hand pushes it away.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't know what your problem is, obviously, I want
to feel the baby.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I kind of agree with her, what is your problem? Like,
why can't you feel it? I want to?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I feel like the only idiot. I can't feel this baby.
What am I don't even know? She's like, you're not
feeling forced? She starts, She puts, puts my hand out,
takes her two fingers and goes, she's not feeling for
like that art of a push. Yeah, you're feeling for this,
And I go, how am I supposed to feel that?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
But the other people have I think they're full of it.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They're putting it on. He is a liar. I don't
think they are. I don't think that's the insane thing.
Someone felt this cat. I think they have. I think
you're the only one. I don't think it's him. And
then she's at the beach the other day and she
swear last night he was kicking and I guess he
was positioned in a way where he was kicking her
spine and felt like and she was like, oh, I've
been so much pain. And I'm like, I don't know.
(08:28):
I can't feel anything. So who knows? What are you
going to do? Fill her spine?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I mean that's so she's lying. She's lying, but who knows?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
When I feel this, I'll feel a kid when he's
CompStat what when he comes out?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That's not good, feeling your anger through there. That's why
he's coming.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Out maybe twenty weeks banana twenty three weeks right now.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And apparently you can hear us. She wants me to
talk to him. I be doing that too. Oh God,
it's singing nice having.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I broke down the Giants schedule.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He's ever coming out. I'm done, She says, you want
me to talk to them? Like, I can't be born
into this franchise. No, it's a bad really bad idea,
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