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December 11, 2025 13 mins
Chirstmas is a few days away and we are all wondering how Thor is going to celebrate his son's first Christmas. Well... we are a little dissapointed to learn that he isn't quite in the holiday spirit...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh man, what an incredible couple of days we had
with our iHeart Rady Children's giveth on. I have the
number that we got when we raised all the money
and all the things. The official number is in. So again,
thank you to everybody who donated. It was incredible. The

(00:21):
number that we were able to raise for Rady Children's
Hospital is four hundred and fifteen thousand dollars and nine
for four h and fifteen thousand, ninety eight dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Does that make sense? I guess yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Four fifteen ninety eight. There that makes more sense. Yeah, okay,
so that is the official number. Incredible, It's fantastic stuff.
So thank you again everybody who donated. Everybody evolved in
the giventh on. It was amazing. So fantastic stuff makes
you feel good around the holidays.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
It really does.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, most of us feel good around the holidays. I'm
not really sure what's going on with Ford these days.
This is a wild day with this kind.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
He's a he's a mess. Yeah, some of it I understand.
You know, when you're not sleeping and babies, you know,
fussy and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, and so it'll it'll get easier, but you know,
right now it's a it's a struggle. You're on the
struggle bus.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Sorry bus.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Woke up at eleven fifty five. It's about nine thirty.
Was pumped well, but eleven fifty five he was moaning
and crying. For some reason. My wife decided to feed
him in the bedroom rather than leaving the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
That came up until twelve fifteen, and then she left
and then woke up again at two twenty, and then
was up with him at three twenty and I have
an up since.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Know this is where rust I do have to say.
He's been pleasant and in a good mood this morning.
How tired you are?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Thank you. I I do know what's called delirious. Yeah
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
At about three forty five he took a massive dump
and I had to clean that.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That was wild. That starts your day off, right.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It is cute when he smiles when he because he
has gas. That is adorable.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It gets the relief smile or right.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Before he gets that look on his face, before he
lets loose, you're like, oh this is about to happen.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You could tell. Yeah, they're concentrating.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
So yeah, not a less sleep going on at Thor's
house these days, but you know, you'll get through it.
So I've been asking, you know, baby's first Christmas? What
are we doing here? Like, what's going on? When's the
tree coming? When the light's going up?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Pikes? Stalking?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's the most important thing is I'm really pumped for
the stalking.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, because he got to what's on it?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
He's got to have one. Yeah, it's his first christ
it's his first Christmas.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
He has to have the stalking and he has to
have baby's first Christmas ornament.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
That's dating.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh that's right, that too.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
We're two weeks out, Yeah, two weeks. I didn't have
my own Christmas ordament you have?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You got a lot going on? I swear to God?
Here where to go?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
So you having like your own Christmas ornaments stuff like
that was like the first time I heard that from
you guys. Was the first time I ever heard something
babies Christmas or just in general. I still have one
every year.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We never had your same stuff. You get up stuff
every year and that was it.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Huh, Well, you're also half Jewish Jewish, so yeah, you
claim that your family would put the tree up like
on Christmas they did.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
There was one or two times where that happened. That's
a fact that.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
My sister on the line right now, your mom my
sister will back me right now. My sister is very
big on this the holidays. She does christ she calls me,
celebrates both, very excited because she raises my nephews are Jewish.
But she she still wants to celebrate Christmas and stuff too.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
So we do both. Yeah. So yeah, so Christmas is
right around the corner.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
And when.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Fifteenth four days? So my dad asked me recently, he goes,
you st he made a manora for me. He made it. Yeah,
in glass fusion class. Wait, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Why have you never told us that.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't know this my parents. My parents have glass fusion.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Glass blowing.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I had given you the menora and he asks about
it every year.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I had no idea they made it. Thats about that manora?
Don't say it.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
No clue where, no, because it's so special. Guy's gotta
make another one. No clue where it went. And the
tree that we have, the tree that we had that
for when we lived at Hamoul got ruined because it
was in storage and the storage got flooded, so the
tree got ruined. I'm assuming the manora got ruined.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You're assuming a glass. I don't know what would get ruined.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I mean che.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, I don't know. We threw away the box without
even looking to because there was the.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Box was full of water, so I was just like
I dumped it out and just threw it away.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So you know it's gone. I don't know. It's twice.
You've moved twice. So we have no tree, we have
no manora.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And my dad asked me, if I want, he'll send me,
he goes, are you gonna put?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And I said, I don't know. He goes, I'll sell
you want. He doesn't.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I don't even have to buy. He doesn't care about anything.
But for some reason, this he cares about. He doesn't
go to temple ever, like you know what I mean,
but he but he loves telling everybody he's Jewish.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay, you know up at his house.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
What are you question if I got five he's got yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Does he ask you what you know about manors? About
non no trees, fixed, no lights?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I bought presents for everyone except for my wife and
my son right now and we're at the point where
we were. We were actually talking last night and you know,
he's five weeks old. He's five weeks old. He's not
gonna be two months old on Christmas. I was talking
to my wife and I'm like, next year we're gonna
I want to go to the Sea World thing that

(06:02):
you guys went to. I want to go to like
the del Mar Christmas thing or the pet Co Parker.
I want to do that with him because you'll get it,
you know a little bit more. It'll be exciting for him.
Like now, it's like, is it really is he he's
not going to know anything.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well listen so obviously, but you don't want to start
the traditions. And you know, have some cool pictures Christmas
morning holding.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
The baby by the tree with theround.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Joy in your life. It brings it's that it makes
the house cozy and joyful.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Cozy and I want to kiss you.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
But where I'm at is where are you at? Where
I'm at is we have a lot going on with
this baby.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
At one point, we were eating Puzzuki's last night and
the baby was he started moaning, like right as we
were eating it, because we had him on the little camera.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
And don't eat it. You're falling off dad. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
And I'm just I look at my wife and I go,
how could such a little thing make us so like miserable,
not miserable war, but make us so like like consume consumed,
all consumed, so tired and just this little thing just
non stop. Remember when we were told Thor how it
was hard to find time to take a shower and
have a lone time.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
And he was it's harder. Stop. I'm sorry, go ahead ahead.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah anyway.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
So I I'm just like, man, So I just don't know,
and I know this is going to sound crazy. I
just we don't want to take him out of the
house that much yet because we don't because he hasn't
gotten all his vaccines. We're not non vaccine people. He's
going to get his vaccines. We don't want him to
get sick.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
He's gonna get the jab, Walker's the lib so uh
so he's getting So that's till December thirty first.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So I'm like, So I said to my wife, I'm like,
do we really need the tree and the lights? Do
we ruin that this year? We just started next year
and we're both. We're both kind of on the side,
and let's just start it.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I understand the I know, I understand the I understand
the outside. That's a lot of work. I'm not but okay,
what am I supposed to do? I pick my battle. Yes,
let's talk about the tree. We are we going? We
want to go fake?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
So my wife it's funny because my wife didn't sober
Christmas for the lost time and now she does and
and uh she we had a fake tree and she
makes hints that she wants a real.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Trin I'm like, I don't. We got a truck. Yeah,
but what a pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
I never I've never done this before. I've never had
a real tree.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
And we have cats.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Are cats in.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
A I don't know. I felt like the cats, you're
just trying to make something up. Yeah, it depends on.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Like you just can't hang the dangling in it.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's really Yeah, if you go, if you go real tree,
that's it's easy. You go to a Christmas tree lot.
They're all over the place right now. You pick one out.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
You don't have to get a giant one. Go to
a farm.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, you don't have to go to a farm. You
don't have to cut it down. It's not that hard.
It's not that hard. But if we if we want
to go fake tree. I have a spectacular tree. Okay,
I got it on Amazon. We talked about it one year.
It's got all It's got probably fifteen different settings.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wow, that seems so extremely use one because.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I like the multicolors. Oh yeah, I'm a multicolor guy,
are you. I guess look around some multicolor guys. I mean,
if I want all blues, or if I want all white,
or if I want if I want blinking, I got
fifteen different settings.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Things incredible. I'll send you the link. I'll send you
the link.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
How pricey was that bad boy?

Speaker 5 (09:54):
You know?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I mean for these days.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You know there's tariffs there actually is because where they made.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, but we also don't have any ornaments. And I'm
not buying ornaments right now.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So with this tree, the lights are what are the show,
But there's no ornaments. It doesn't need it. Obviously I
have ordans on mind, but it doesn't need it. It's
that spectacular.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Wow, that's spectacular. It's like a firework display every night.
Oh man, it's so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Fourth, and so you can go down route. I'm not
pushing whatever you want to do.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I feel like that's what you.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Salesman here.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
So my wife, well, my wife suggested, what about like
a little desk top?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Get out here?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I hate yourself, you hate.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
She said, put on dog crp.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Here's what. Here's the thing. Well, because where are you gonna
put where are gonna put presents? Christmas? Forgetting him?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Remember one time Sky had a Christmas corner like a
like a true idiot.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's not nice.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
She refuses to say the word Christmas for some reason,
even though she gives Christmas presents and has Christmas lights
and Christmas carols.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
There was a corner.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It was it was insanity. It was okay, so listen,
I'm not going to push for that side lights. I'm
not going to push for the Christmas tree. I want
the Christmas tree, but I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Push for him. But we have to have stockings. We
have to have stockings. Bro First, what Santa Mouse do?
Where will he leave the presence? I was I'm literally.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Santam Mouse shows up, Wow, looking around? Where's the what's
the stockings?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't want to know what to do?

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Might as well just leave?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Is gonna scurry the cat. It's not funning like that.
That's not funny like that anyway.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
How does Santamous carry all those gifts so little?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
You don't understand magic.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I thought Santa is the one that delivers them.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
You thought wrong. Wow, Listen, Santa Malais is his accompaniment.
It's on shoulder to come down.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Boom boom boom. Santa doesn't have a left.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Thing, Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I just I don't have stockings, and you're gonna do
the Amazon right now and then also to.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I don't know what you know, because if I do
the stockings that I have to get the Menora, Like I,
your Dad's.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Gonna send you it. This is a win win. We
got to figured out this is a win win. We
were talking yesterday. He's like, do you want me to
send you?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
I don't want to push it because I can always
send it next to you.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
You have a mantle. Yeah, that thing right there in
the front is perfect for stalking.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
And don't don't just don't don't do this. It's just
where's the spirit, bro, where's the spirit? I'm very tired.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's why you need this. It don't even makes sense.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do me a favor, go home today, watch Christmas Vacation,
watch else. I haven't watched that, and it may it
may lift you a little show show, walkie talkie.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Serious?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Two seconds? Yeah, because he's like he moves his arms.
He moves his arms like Trump dances, you know what
I mean. But he was a lip let's go. He
may be a magic Oh my god, I don't know
what the hell's going on. All right.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
My goal from here on out is to get thor
in the christmasphere. I'm like, I may show up, I
may show up night of, no night of. I'm I'm
going maybe this weekend.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
This week he just shows up with the tree. I'm
not actually sitting there were like Eddie, yeah, there with
the ladder

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