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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So this whole pregnancy with Thor and his wife has
been a lot and thora says, it's been a lot
on him. Oh, he's got to be doing a lot
of things. You know, he's he's been a big list
of things. You know, he's got to do a lot
of things. You know. It's it's been very difficult for him,
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him for him. And now apparently there's been a new
job that Thor has been put in charge of. And
when we heard about this, we went, are you sure, Like,
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's all the jobs on the baby list, this one.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't know that he's the right guy for the job.
I disagree. Okay, well what is it that Haley has
put you in charge of?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So my wife is hopefully not going back to work
for a few months because she's on maternity leave, right,
So when she does go back to work, you know,
we need we're gonna need a nanny. It's just the
way that it is. We're gonna need a nanny because
luckily I get home by like eleven, you know, so
I could take over just somebody in the morning, somebody,
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we just need to She won't leave work untill like nine,
So we'll just need somebody for a few hours and
then maybe on like a football Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Wait what you will hold on a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
During during the Giant during just the Giants game, nanny
will be there so I can watch the game. And
then I mean, not even a question. She works every
other Sunday with her new schedule when she goes back
to work, so I will one hundred percent pay somebody
so I watch the Giant.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You're not just gonna have a little walker sitting in
the other recliner watching the game.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
He'll be doing that when the other games are on.
But I don't want to be bothered for four hours.
But he'll understand, Okay, he'll understand. So so we need
a nanny. So this was so we've we've been told
by a lot of people, you gotta look into that early,
you gotta do this early, blah blah blah, and I,
you know, I get it. So my wife had started
looking into this months ago, and then I didn't hear
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about it for a while, and then you know, I realized,
you know, this baby's gonna be here soon. And next
thing you know, it's going to be January and we're
gonna talk about her going back to work, so we
need to figure this out. So I asked her the
other day, I said, hey, have you been on the
care dot com website and looked up nanny's And she goes,
you need to handle this? And I go what. I
look at her and I go, why do I need
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to handle this? And she says, because she it's just
really hard for her to think about someone else caring
for our baby.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Wow, it's only a couple hours.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know, there are moms out there that actually are
worried and we'll care about their child. If you're going
to have that reaction, I mean, I I appreciate the
love that a mother is showing for her child. Nobody
said you weren't defensive being weirdly defensive?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Wayne is? It's not like she has a nanny. She's
going to need a nanny there from seven to seven. Okay,
But I said, whoa.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But I say it, I get it. I get what
Haley saying.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We all do great.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Parents two ends of the spectrum. Because I and I.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Was like more free range, I'm a bit more.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Cons didn't you let the garbage guy watch it stop
stop bo.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
That just would go outside.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
We had a nanny in the house, never really knew
where reed was. I I got my most my name
is from care dot com. I know her nanny from
day one.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So the thing is that's interesting is that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Seasoned on the show for choosing nanny.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
To be honest, Hey, Haley, uh seemed like she wasn't
going to be like this chick like she'll let somebody
watch the name and she's not and she would get
annoyed by stuff like this. But now all of a sudden,
I was like, Haley, I had that. Actually, I'm like,
it's gonna be fine, and she goes, yeah, you just
don't understand. I don't understand. No, you don't. He's just
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overly emotional, right, So she so she won't look into it,
So I said.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But you'd rather have some dude pick out, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
So I said, well, then I'll start looking. So I
made a care dot com profile, and you know I
The thing that sucks about it is, though, is you
could do it for free, but if you want to
message the person or look at their background, you got
to pay for it. So then what's the point of
doing it for free? There is no freak, So I
yes a setup. So I made it. I made a
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online thing and she gave me the parameters of she
really wants Anuela. I'm sorry, Grandma, Yeah, that's what I said,
San Diego. I don't I guess maybe I don't know.
And then I said, well, there's a lot of SDSU
girls that are looking for extra world.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So you know how I started this with this isn't
the right guy for the job, Like, I don't said,
I have no problem. You could be cute and be
a nanny. Nothing's gonna happen. Look at this guy, you
know what I mean? So like, uh, I don't understand
what's the big deal. But you know, some people are
weird about that kind of some people.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, I see the girls in La Joya post a
lot on the next door app being like.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Home from uc SB for the summer, happy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
To baby talk like that.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
With their arms out.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That would be ridiculous, Like I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Know would be comfortable letting that person in their family.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, put your hair down, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Gonna hire I'll hire her right now. My kids are
fully grown. I'll hire her right now.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What are you gonna do? What's she gonna do for you?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Whatever I need.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Is the problem.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Lauren, A can't watch my baby.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
She's a model, she's an Instagram so she can't watch
a kid.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I can't watch my kid. She's got seven years of experience,
c PR training, certified nursing assistant.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You don't have the time.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
With pets, comfortab man, you can't beat this? Whats wrong?
What's wrong with Lauren?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
R Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't, Laura?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Which is it?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Okay, your wife, when she wasn't pregnant, was already a
jealous woman, and then with the pregnancy hormones and being
uncomfortable and your body.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you're the right person for the job, it shouldn't
matter what you look like.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
She wants Can we not? Can we not?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Put your figure out?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Watch probably kid her one stop with the haughty Lauren.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't think we need an album. I don't think
we need Dolores g Okay, let's see.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Laurence tell us her stance is PR trained.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
She probably not?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Probably not, okay, I mean she's probably got twenty years.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No one's being Lauren Lauren. She's uh front runner?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Now what are they doing on this care dot com?
Because I'm never been on this thing before. Do they
charge different prices.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
They charged by the hour, Okay, they set their own price,
set their own price, Okay, so it could be a
different price. So like this one person, Amy is only
charging in twenty eight dollars an hour, and she's got
all the same you know the qualification applications. But you know,
I just I'm just not feeling a connection. You don't
need a can feeling a connection with Amy?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh? Well, you know, but I mean Lauren, Lauren motherly vie.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, a motherly vie. Make you seriously did?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Last person I just showed wasn't I don't know, I
didn't feel good vie.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I mean they were just natural. They didn't have makeup on,
they weren't doing an Instagram rule.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Shoot. Yeah, does price matter?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Price matters? Oh, price matters.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You can't cheap out on a nanny, though, bro, I.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Don't think you can. But that being said, though I
feel like charge. I feel like Samantha from UCSA from
UCSB would.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Be at what She's not as offensive as Lauren.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What offensive.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I might think about Samantha in my house? Maybe maybe?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So you're telling me when you had all these nannies, which,
by the way, what do they just quite like a day.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, they got over getting my house at five am.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's over quick, nols.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
We had one cute girl, Sierra. She's darling, but she
she was cute. It wasn't like that like Lauren though,
like Laurence, like Sierra was like a natural like girl
next door cutie, but like not like Lauren.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
What my name is was like leech blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
She looks like, no, you unplugged your screen. Now we can't.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
We had we had a couples.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
We did have a couple ofs that worked good until
they got over waking up CJ.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Two dogs. All the qualification all seems great. It's just
a picture.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Eddie. I'm saying for the baby.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Way what the.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Less qualifications? But she seems like she would be great
cheaper though.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Based on her tank top, on her taktop.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
We tended we I tended to choose girls and women
that were maybe made me feel not so uncomt But.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Why what what do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm not gonna cheat Robert, what you know three
times their age? Like sorry, yeah, I just don't be afraid.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I think it's just insecurity on my own that I
don't want him to see what he's missing out on.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
What he's missing out on, what in like.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
The girl like that rocks the cradles work out?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, you you open the door, you let them in
your house.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Next thing, you know, the husband's like, oh, they're so good,
and they kind of seem like my wife get murdered.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't think that was what was happen.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I don't see the young girls go for the older,
older guy in the house.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well that was you.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well, now, Emily, you never considered letting Robert.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Okay, so here's this one Kendall. No, that sounds like
only nineteen dollars an hour. Okay, I'm already concerned, bilingual,
comfortable with pets, CPR training, only one year of experience.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, Okay, I like this.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
But I get a good vibe from Kendall. Okay, I
would move my computer, but the screen can blank. I
think Emma's running over there this profile. God, No, okay,
what can you please? I'm sorry that I want my
son to be around the attractive people. Okay, hold on,
wrong with that? And my wife gave this to me.
(10:47):
I have to make a decisions. I don't know that
you're the right person. How does she have to prove
allegedly about How about Eddie and I vet them. We
do interviews like this, an interview, I like this, face
to face interviews.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, they better have a pencil. I'll tell you that
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay, stop with your pencil.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I think Lauren R. Needs a pencil now she's still
hired to
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Give her rip