June 6, 2025 • 11 mins
THor and his wife have a disagreement about what he does at the dinner table when it comes to having guests over. Thor doesn't see an issue with it but it really bothers his wife
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I guess Thor's wife, Haley is a little confused
over something that Thor I guess doesn't do that she
can't wrap her head around.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When did this come up recently?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Last Saturday? Okay, yeah, well this past Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
So we had my brother in law and our sister
in law in town and we Haley was cooking, and
she made a try tip and they cooked together and
did their whole thing. Because they were cooking together. They
would be great on the Master Chef New season duos duos,
they'd be great.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Did they try out?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
They should have.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Actually, her mom and her should have tried out. They
would never finish a meal though, but they would have
been classic television. Yeah, they would have been ugly. It
would have been ugly, but it would have been great
to watch. Minutes they can't cut a piece of bread
and thirty because what they'll start like cooking and then
I'll be like, all right, they'll be done by six.
(00:54):
Right it's four, yeah, no problem. I'll come back in
at five point thirty and nothing's done and they're watching
videos on her her mom's phone. I'm like, what happened
to But anyway, so yeah, so they're all they cooked dinner,
everything's good or set on the table, and you guys know,
I have a little round like a little round table.
It's not an oval, yeah, like a mid century I
(01:15):
was gonna say mid century mid century table. That table
is actually the original table from the house from the
modern mid century.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well that's the mid century, not mid center. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
mid center.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's like a curved rectangle about that rounded.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So and there's six seats. I when we sit down,
me and Hayley to eat, I sit on the middle
of the table and she sits directly across from me
because and then our TV is to the right of me,
and we usually will have a baseball game on because
we eat at like six o'clock. Yankees are usually on
at four, so we watched the Yankees or and then
(01:59):
and then like sometimes the padres are giants her, she's
a giant l beyond. So I'll have like the split
screen goaling. We're watching the game, and I turned to
my right and I watch, and then she gets up
eventually and sit down the couch and then I kind
of just sit there and watch the game. And so
I like that seat. I like being directly across from her.
It's perfect right, it's my it's my seat. I like
that chair. I like everything about it. So we also
(02:23):
I set the table, which I'm not the best. It's
setting a table. I don't know. I'm just I don't
know where the flour goes, what goes on the right side,
the left side. I know how to set a table,
but I don't know, like I usually just take paper towel,
give it to everybody, and then put the silverware on
the right side.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
So you don't know how to you don't know. You
just said you don't know how to set a.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Table, just a right or left.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
There's a proper way to do everything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
She took her Miss Manners class, So.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
See, I didn't. I didn't take a Manner's class.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Hey, my aunt Barrett's house. Every every one of the
kids had to go there to be top manners.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is there anything more white than that?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The name Barrett fork's on the right.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, the napkin goes on the left. Then you have
your main fork.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm a righty though, That's why I always right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's what I assume.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Emily is like.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You eighty this. There's nothing that you can't offend Emily
more than you.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I had no idea I noticed we went to your
house deep dinner.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh bitch, lower class.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't know if I'm lower class, I get it.
I did not notice.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
This doesn't surprise me either, Okay, rude, I don't think
you need to do.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So I set the table and then I sit down
in my seat, and I happen to be saying next
to our niece who's ten and and and uh, my
sister in law. And then Haley sits across from me
in her seat, and then there's a the one chair left.
It's the head of the table. And her brother walks
(04:01):
over and says, oh, I should I sit here? And
I go, yeah, I don't care, and I'm and we
had the Yankee Dodger game on because it was Saturday,
and it was last Saturday, so and I'm like locked
into the Yankee Dodger game. Yankees were up, and uh,
and I'm watching and he goes, Okay, I guess we'll
sit at the head of the table. And I go, yeah,
I really, that doesn't bother me. And Haley was like embarrassed. Oh,
(04:23):
her face was like red. She was annoyed at me.
And we eat dinner. Everything was great. Uh, and then
clean up, we all go to bed, and as we're
Haley and I were laying in bed, she goes, hey,
I can't believe you said the head of the table.
And I'm like, what why. I didn't know what she was
talking about. And she says, because you know you're it's
you're the man of the house. And like my brother
had to sit there, it's uncomfortable for him. And I
(04:44):
go in my eyes, I'm like, who cares. I don't
care at all who sits like. It doesn't affect me.
It's just a place that because I like my chair
I sit. I feel like no one sat in my seat.
Like if somebody was sitting there, I'd like, hey, that's
my seat, I would have said something okay, I'd like,
that's my seat. I like sitting in the middle.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But you're the man of the house.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, and that's where the man. That's what the man
of the house sits. No, I don't care at all
who the head of the table thing. It doesn't I
don't care. It never did anything.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
From clearly with the fork over here, and you know
what I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Think a mess. In twenty twenty five, whoever was at
the head of the table go for I don't care, well,
I like I like my seat. I have my seat.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You could sit wherever you want to sit, obviously with
you and Haley. But when you're having guests over, yes,
it's proper for the host and the hostess to be
at the end.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But Haley wasn't sitting at the head. She was sitting
across from me.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Acceptable for the woman to be sitting where she's lesser, I.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Mean than my gods bart.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
She actually yeah, yeah, that's pretty wild, to be honest
with you. No, yes, no, I'm a I'm ahead of
the table guy, and it's for both. So we have
our kitchen table where we always eat dinner because it's
just the four of us. It's just just a typical
rectangle table. So all four of us we have our seats.
(06:10):
You know, I'm obviously the head of the table, as
the man across the head of the tail end of
the table, if you will, if you will, because she's lesser, Parrott,
and then on the two sides are my kids. Then
we have our dining big dining room table. We never
(06:31):
eat there unless we have a dinner party or company
over or whatever. In that case, I'm at the head
of the table, guests on the side, and then usually
Deborah at the end, and less my dad is there,
then my dad gets the.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Other end of the head of the table.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Wow, emilyotting that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wow, not in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
As long as I get my seat, I can watch
the fine with it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, it's what I'm thinking because I know where your
TV is, and I know you're ahead of the table
with the table is directly in front of the Here's.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Why I don't don't. Here's why I don't sit there
because if I did that, I wouldn't pay attention to
what anyone was saying at their table. I don't feel
like you do anything I do. That's not true because
I locked in the but I but I have to
turn so I'm not as forcing yourself forcing myself to
(07:30):
talk to people and be a part of the conversation.
I mean, Scott, you should have my back on this
because you're all about she's the head of the shears,
but also, like you know, progressive, no head of the table.
We also also said to the table her daughter, Yeah,
(07:52):
wherever you want to say, you want to sit on
my lap?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And if teature okay, okay, okay, I cut her bits
and feed them to her.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
We're not doing that. We're not doing that. So I'm
with you for twenty twenty five. Who gives a rip?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
We're all here, we're all sitting my girl up my back.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
But whoa With that said, I we do the same
thing as Eddie and Emily described because I have been
through this song and dance that you've been through, and
it honestly makes the guests feel uncomfortable. They feel uncomfortable
taking that seat, They feel uncomfortable that you're not in
(08:41):
that seat. So because of that set.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Honestly makes me question everything about you.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh really, what's going on going on?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Since my dad passed? I have told my husband, like,
if we're at a big family gathering, like and if
my you know, like, that's kind of your seat.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Wait, whoa wait, he's now the head of the family.
What about your brother?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Well, it depends who's there. It depends who's there.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Talking about just at your house you're saying, like anywhere
like it.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
And honestly depends him and my brother are now dead.
Him and my brother.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If he's there.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
This was a conversation before my mom started dating.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Was there life before that guy? I mean she's married
to him.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Wait a minute, so you missus twenty twenty's you say
to your husband you could have the head of the table, sir, No,
charity clears his place. She does, and she lights a
cigar for him.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I don't like a cigar. I just told him it
makes other people feel weird. So just to automatically take
that seat, especially.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Another part of you that wants him to be like
the man of the house and like, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
For him.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Come on, girl, get his little sniffeder with Brandy ready
to go. Come on now, Scot, that's crazy in all honesty,
new dad head of the table.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
No, he doesn't even allowed to the table.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I wonder he wants to avoid this family.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Last he was over, my brother was at one end
and my husband was at the other end.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wow, yeah, your brother doesn't go obviously this.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Is well, No, they're so like in love and touchy
feely that they like have to sit.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right with your mom and your new dad and her man.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Well, he gets it at the head gets next.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Ye, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We got at the wedding crash scene going on. Clearly Wow,
what about Roberts at the kids table? Emily runs if
you had ahead of the table.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
If we had a dining table at our house.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We don't have one, but if you had one, you'd
be at the head of the table, right.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, he's using sports, he's like.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
He's with his feet.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I think that that's what you guys agree with, that
he shouldn't be at the table, not with you around.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I think even a parents. Yeah, that's weird, dude. You
should say that there be a man be a man.
So I guess Thor's wife, Haley is a little confused
over something that Thor I guess doesn't do that she
can't wrap her head around.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When did this come up recently?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Last Saturday? Okay, yeah, well this past Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
So we had my brother in law and our sister
in law in town and we Haley was cooking, and
she made a try tip and they cooked together and
did their whole thing. Because they were cooking together. They
would be great on the Master Chef New season duos duos,
they'd be great.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Did they try out?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
They should have.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Actually, her mom and her should have tried out. They
would never finish a meal though, but they would have
been classic television. Yeah, they would have been ugly. It
would have been ugly, but it would have been great
to watch. Minutes they can't cut a piece of bread
and thirty because what they'll start like cooking and then
I'll be like, all right, they'll be done by six.
(00:54):
Right it's four, yeah, no problem. I'll come back in
at five point thirty and nothing's done and they're watching
videos on her her mom's phone. I'm like, what happened
to But anyway, so yeah, so they're all they cooked dinner,
everything's good or set on the table, and you guys know,
I have a little round like a little round table.
It's not an oval, yeah, like a mid century I
(01:15):
was gonna say mid century mid century table. That table
is actually the original table from the house from the
modern mid century.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well that's the mid century, not mid center. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
mid center.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's like a curved rectangle about that rounded.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So and there's six seats. I when we sit down,
me and Hayley to eat, I sit on the middle
of the table and she sits directly across from me
because and then our TV is to the right of me,
and we usually will have a baseball game on because
we eat at like six o'clock. Yankees are usually on
at four, so we watched the Yankees or and then
(01:59):
and then like sometimes the padres are giants her, she's
a giant l beyond. So I'll have like the split
screen goaling. We're watching the game, and I turned to
my right and I watch, and then she gets up
eventually and sit down the couch and then I kind
of just sit there and watch the game. And so
I like that seat. I like being directly across from her.
It's perfect right, it's my it's my seat. I like
that chair. I like everything about it. So we also
(02:23):
I set the table, which I'm not the best. It's
setting a table. I don't know. I'm just I don't
know where the flour goes, what goes on the right side,
the left side. I know how to set a table,
but I don't know, like I usually just take paper towel,
give it to everybody, and then put the silverware on
the right side.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
So you don't know how to you don't know. You
just said you don't know how to set a.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Table, just a right or left.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
There's a proper way to do everything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
She took her Miss Manners class, So.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
See, I didn't. I didn't take a Manner's class.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Hey, my aunt Barrett's house. Every every one of the
kids had to go there to be top manners.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is there anything more white than that?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The name Barrett fork's on the right.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, the napkin goes on the left. Then you have
your main fork.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm a righty though, That's why I always right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's what I assume.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Emily is like.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You eighty this. There's nothing that you can't offend Emily
more than you.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I had no idea I noticed we went to your
house deep dinner.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh bitch, lower class.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't know if I'm lower class, I get it.
I did not notice.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
This doesn't surprise me either, Okay, rude, I don't think
you need to do.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So I set the table and then I sit down
in my seat, and I happen to be saying next
to our niece who's ten and and and uh, my
sister in law. And then Haley sits across from me
in her seat, and then there's a the one chair left.
It's the head of the table. And her brother walks
(04:01):
over and says, oh, I should I sit here? And
I go, yeah, I don't care, and I'm and we
had the Yankee Dodger game on because it was Saturday,
and it was last Saturday, so and I'm like locked
into the Yankee Dodger game. Yankees were up, and uh,
and I'm watching and he goes, Okay, I guess we'll
sit at the head of the table. And I go, yeah,
I really, that doesn't bother me. And Haley was like embarrassed. Oh,
(04:23):
her face was like red. She was annoyed at me.
And we eat dinner. Everything was great. Uh, and then
clean up, we all go to bed, and as we're
Haley and I were laying in bed, she goes, hey,
I can't believe you said the head of the table.
And I'm like, what why. I didn't know what she was
talking about. And she says, because you know you're it's
you're the man of the house. And like my brother
had to sit there, it's uncomfortable for him. And I
(04:44):
go in my eyes, I'm like, who cares. I don't
care at all who sits like. It doesn't affect me.
It's just a place that because I like my chair
I sit. I feel like no one sat in my seat.
Like if somebody was sitting there, I'd like, hey, that's
my seat, I would have said something okay, I'd like,
that's my seat. I like sitting in the middle.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But you're the man of the house.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, and that's where the man. That's what the man
of the house sits. No, I don't care at all
who the head of the table thing. It doesn't I
don't care. It never did anything.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
From clearly with the fork over here, and you know
what I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Think a mess. In twenty twenty five, whoever was at
the head of the table go for I don't care, well,
I like I like my seat. I have my seat.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You could sit wherever you want to sit, obviously with
you and Haley. But when you're having guests over, yes,
it's proper for the host and the hostess to be
at the end.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But Haley wasn't sitting at the head. She was sitting
across from me.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Acceptable for the woman to be sitting where she's lesser, I.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Mean than my gods bart.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
She actually yeah, yeah, that's pretty wild, to be honest
with you. No, yes, no, I'm a I'm ahead of
the table guy, and it's for both. So we have
our kitchen table where we always eat dinner because it's
just the four of us. It's just just a typical
rectangle table. So all four of us we have our seats.
(06:10):
You know, I'm obviously the head of the table, as
the man across the head of the tail end of
the table, if you will, if you will, because she's lesser, Parrott,
and then on the two sides are my kids. Then
we have our dining big dining room table. We never
(06:31):
eat there unless we have a dinner party or company
over or whatever. In that case, I'm at the head
of the table, guests on the side, and then usually
Deborah at the end, and less my dad is there,
then my dad gets the.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Other end of the head of the table.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Wow, emilyotting that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wow, not in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
As long as I get my seat, I can watch
the fine with it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, it's what I'm thinking because I know where your
TV is, and I know you're ahead of the table
with the table is directly in front of the Here's.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Why I don't don't. Here's why I don't sit there
because if I did that, I wouldn't pay attention to
what anyone was saying at their table. I don't feel
like you do anything I do. That's not true because
I locked in the but I but I have to
turn so I'm not as forcing yourself forcing myself to
(07:30):
talk to people and be a part of the conversation.
I mean, Scott, you should have my back on this
because you're all about she's the head of the shears,
but also, like you know, progressive, no head of the table.
We also also said to the table her daughter, Yeah,
(07:52):
wherever you want to say, you want to sit on
my lap?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And if teature okay, okay, okay, I cut her bits
and feed them to her.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
We're not doing that. We're not doing that. So I'm
with you for twenty twenty five. Who gives a rip?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
We're all here, we're all sitting my girl up my back.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
But whoa With that said, I we do the same
thing as Eddie and Emily described because I have been
through this song and dance that you've been through, and
it honestly makes the guests feel uncomfortable. They feel uncomfortable
taking that seat, They feel uncomfortable that you're not in
(08:41):
that seat. So because of that set.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Honestly makes me question everything about you.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh really, what's going on going on?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Since my dad passed? I have told my husband, like,
if we're at a big family gathering, like and if
my you know, like, that's kind of your seat.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Wait, whoa wait, he's now the head of the family.
What about your brother?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Well, it depends who's there. It depends who's there.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Talking about just at your house you're saying, like anywhere
like it.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
And honestly depends him and my brother are now dead.
Him and my brother.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If he's there.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
This was a conversation before my mom started dating.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Was there life before that guy? I mean she's married
to him.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Wait a minute, so you missus twenty twenty's you say
to your husband you could have the head of the table, sir, No,
charity clears his place. She does, and she lights a
cigar for him.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I don't like a cigar. I just told him it
makes other people feel weird. So just to automatically take
that seat, especially.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Another part of you that wants him to be like
the man of the house and like, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
For him.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Come on, girl, get his little sniffeder with Brandy ready
to go. Come on now, Scot, that's crazy in all honesty,
new dad head of the table.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
No, he doesn't even allowed to the table.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I wonder he wants to avoid this family.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Last he was over, my brother was at one end
and my husband was at the other end.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wow, yeah, your brother doesn't go obviously this.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Is well, No, they're so like in love and touchy
feely that they like have to sit.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right with your mom and your new dad and her man.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Well, he gets it at the head gets next.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Ye, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We got at the wedding crash scene going on. Clearly Wow,
what about Roberts at the kids table? Emily runs if
you had ahead of the table.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
If we had a dining table at our house.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We don't have one, but if you had one, you'd
be at the head of the table, right.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, he's using sports, he's like.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
He's with his feet.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I think that that's what you guys agree with, that
he shouldn't be at the table, not with you around.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I think even a parents. Yeah, that's weird, dude. You
should say that there be a man be a man.
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
Ridiculous History
History is beautiful, brutal and, often, ridiculous. Join Ben Bowlin and Noel Brown as they dive into some of the weirdest stories from across the span of human civilization in Ridiculous History, a podcast by iHeartRadio.