September 23, 2025 • 11 mins
With his baby on the way, Thor needs to learn a few recipies for when his wife needs help cooking. Well... he took to long to learn from her so now he is searching for another teacher and asks us for some help. But things get heated pretty quickly...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So big changes are afoot as Thor is about a
month away from becoming a daddy, but there's gonna be
some big changes coming. One of them is that his wife, Haley,
says she's gonna need some help. That Haley is the
cook in the family and is always cooking the dinners
(00:23):
and things like that, and Thor does not cook at all. Like,
we've heard some disturbing stories of what Thor used to
do when he was a single guy and how he
would make food. He would literally take a frozen chicken breast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Like I'd bribe you like a week's worth. It's like
seven of them.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Throw them in the oven, not defrosted, frozen, cooked like that,
and then take it out. I mean, this thing must
have been a hockey puck.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I would put it in for like an hour, yeah,
and then he eat it with ketchup. I'd put Laurie's
seasoning sauce on it is, whatever it is, and then
you catch up. And then I would do like Uncle
Ben's right, white rice and some frozen veggies and that
was like Tuesday, yeah, and then like I I could
(01:09):
still do a mean hamburger, helpers hot dogs, but if
I got crazy I'd boil the hot dogs like they
were old school New York hot dogs. You feel like
you're making it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I did. I did.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I had a form and grill a lot of which
is like takes all the flavor and good stuff out
of the burger, by the way, terrible invention that we
all loved burgers, but they were frozen paddies. Yeah, and
then I would do like I said, hamburger helper pasta obviously,
(01:43):
like just boil peotles and well, I wouldn't go ragu.
I'd get like I spend the extra two bucks of premium,
the premium, yeah, fish sandwiches, a lot of breakfast for
dinner of just eggs. And how I cook, I tried
to do as fast as possible. So I turn it
on as high as I can, I scramble it up,
(02:05):
I put the eggs in there. I just fry as
fast as I can, and then I'm done. And then
I threw in some veggie sausage links the garden, the
green what's the green box garden something?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, that's so disgusting. So yeah, that's why I was
so skinny for so long. Yeah, you know, weird stuff.
Then you met your wife and she introduced you to flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, what sucks is cook so much? She took me
a flavor town and rocked my world. And now and
then I remember, I'll never forget the first time we
were married, like the first year, and she went somewhere
without me to go like home or something, and I
had to cook for myself and I was like, I'll
just make my own stuff. And it was atrocious and
(02:52):
I couldn't even eat it. And I was like, she's ruined. Happened,
Like she ruined. It's her fault. It's her fault. So yeah,
that's where we're at right.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So not much of a culinary you know, genius over here. No,
he's just what it is. You know, it is what
it is. And he doesn't really need to cook because
his wife enjoys cooking, cooks for him so great. Well,
once the baby baby comes, you know, she's gonna have
her hands full. And so she has made a request
of you.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, she says, she's been saying this for a while,
and I've pushed it off for eight months, almost nine
and she's been saying it and saying it and saying it.
And she'll pull me aside and she goes.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, she doesn't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I need you to learn about five to seven meals
and healthy meals because you need to cook for me
and we need to figure this out. And I'm gonna
need help.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And okay, I don't know why you're rolling your eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I'm just like all right, and I go our,
why cook hamburger? Help her your sandwiches, cook pasta. She goes, no,
you're how bad that is for you? We're not eating that,
And I'm like, I mean why not? So anyway, we
argued about that, but I conceded and said, okay, I'll
learn to cook these meals. Now we're at the point though,
where I'm past the Haley teaching me point. So she
(04:09):
was going to teach me these five seven five seven
quick easy meals. They're yummy, yummy, So we're past that
point of her teaching me. And actually, why is that?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Blame her, man, I mean, well, you put it off.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And is she at the point where she's not feeling
up to cooking anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
What do you think I have to put shell? She'll
go to cook like she reheated chili. She made chili
on Sunday. So then last night, she made herself a
steak and I wanted reheated chili. For some reason, I
thought it was I was. She also made this corn
bread that I really liked. So she uh, she sits
when she cooks now because she can't stand well.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I mean months pregnant.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Her feet are huge, are huge, biggest skies man.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I mean nobody not that big, you know, was pregnant
was a bigger gal. He's the Beefer.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, I'm not the Beefer. No one called me the Beefer.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I just got chili.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I got a little large.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
At the end of my pregnancy, everybody was healthy. Everybody
was fine, healthy. I put it back together.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Where the doctor's stunned. Where the doctor's stunn that you
didn't have diabetes. They were expecting it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, at those last couple of appointments, they were we
should we should test you again based on what the
scale is saying.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
But luckily, no, I didn't have it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Everybody was nice and healthy. Like last night, my wife
comes home from work and she, you know, she she's
only got a few shifts left before my turn may leave.
Really yeah, So she comes home and I was like,
I'll just reheat the chili. But she she feels like
she has to do it for so I didn't. I
was like, I'll just reheat it, not a big deal.
But she wanted to do it here, thank you. So
(06:03):
I have to move the barstool that we have chair
in the kitchen for her so she could sit down
and kind of cook. So I'm at she's at the
point where she's not teaching me how to cook anymore.
Now she's irritated, she's annoyed. We don't our knights together.
Are very like. She gets home from work, she kind
of just needs to do her thing. That's how I
(06:24):
feel at ten am. At first I was like, oh,
but now I'm like, go, you could go and do
your own thing. I'll leave you alone. So I needed
to learn how to cook these meals, and I got
into it yesterday. I got yelled at because she goes,
you still haven't done the one thing I asked. Granted,
(06:46):
I do a lot of stuff right here, one thing.
So I'm at the point now where I need to
learn some meals or at least have some recipes, because
I'm not a moron.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
If you remember in the microwave, that's all.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Let's not forget about how you just figured out that
you don't have to press capslock to do capitals.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
That pretty well, That is pretty well, okay, So I
need some recipes at least to get me through, you know,
the postpartum months.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So I know I have two people that cook on
this show.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well you have two people who cook, but one person
who you know cooks cooks.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Well, I mean, you don't need to say that's really
you have a couple of things that I made, and
you're bad.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
If you want that memo, you want that mealo, Oh
I don't want that. Make that.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Hey, if you want to be healthy with a lot
of protein, you can make it. You.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, he's gonna lose all the protein when he vomits.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's really okay.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
You guys have had a couple of things that I made,
and there were horrific. The grilled cheese in here that
I made wasn't my fault. That freaking those fart eggs
you make those? I wouldn't make that for him.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I mean, why are you? Why is she even in
the mix? I got you, man, I got you.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
My wife brought up Eddie and Emily. Oh I cook
very healthy though, Yeah, I cook really delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That is true, I say delicious. Eddie doesn't cook unhealthy
though not crazy. I mean, I'll make you good stuff.
You know I can give you like baked Rigatoni's I
can give you. I can I actually make a great
turkey chili that I can give.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
You Chili too.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
There we chili cook off?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Is that what I've done? What chili?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'm not playing?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm in. I'm in. You want to do it chili
cook off? I'm in.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I have to taste some chili.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm not taking.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Hold on you live across the street from the greatest
chili man of all time, Chili Dog Tim.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I want a camera on her that she's actually making
this chili and not going across the street and taking
some chili dog Tims.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
You think I'm going to go over chili and label
at his mine?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What if it was like a blind taste test.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We don't know which one is yours and we don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's what I mean, That's what I would say.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That's yeah, I just know how this is going to go.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I do it.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I do it differently. So I learned my lesson shoe
shoe of mine?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What what's your best meal that you that I could
get in there with that door, could be capable of cooking.
So nothing great, Oh god, I'd have to really think
about this.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean, I can tell I can give you seven
or eight dishes right now that I can give you. Well,
I'm also pretty good on the grill, Emily not and
so uh you know, if you want to grill up
some stuff too, I can teach you how to do that.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean, I got to do all that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Why would you not?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I feel like he's not he's too lazy to go outside.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We do only have a charcoil grill. That's fine, okay,
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You want? You want it?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You don't want to learn to mine coals in there?
The coles in there? What lire fluid?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What did you say? A piece of salmon?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Perfect piece of salmon. Other than that, you can just
get a bag of salad.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You got a salad, get easy.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I'm easy for you, easy for you back salad. You
don't even look at me like you want to make
a Greek chicken. That's good, that's easy.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Do that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Grill a pieces of chicken, some rice in there, some
garbonzo beans, some red onion, that cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He doesn't like it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Maybe some kale.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh boy, I don't know. Man, Listen, you can go
with Emily if you want. But I mean, I'm concerned
about your wife and your family now. You know, I'd
like to take care of them, you know, make it
easy on you. I think, well know, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
You don't think right here? I know what's happening.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, that delicious Greek chicken bowl freaking delicious. I'm sure.
I'm sure it's freaking delicious.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I really enjoyed it. How how did you not mention
the smash burger you made? Emily?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh, I forgot about that.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
You don't have You don't have a black blackstone though
a blackstone. My wife uses a cast iron ye like
blacks they've made on the blackstone. What you doing over
and over again?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
B's got your blackstone?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
About out of the chili cook off? Wow? Wow
So big changes are afoot as Thor is about a
month away from becoming a daddy, but there's gonna be
some big changes coming. One of them is that his wife, Haley,
says she's gonna need some help. That Haley is the
cook in the family and is always cooking the dinners
(00:23):
and things like that, and Thor does not cook at all. Like,
we've heard some disturbing stories of what Thor used to
do when he was a single guy and how he
would make food. He would literally take a frozen chicken breast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Like I'd bribe you like a week's worth. It's like
seven of them.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Throw them in the oven, not defrosted, frozen, cooked like that,
and then take it out. I mean, this thing must
have been a hockey puck.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I would put it in for like an hour, yeah,
and then he eat it with ketchup. I'd put Laurie's
seasoning sauce on it is, whatever it is, and then
you catch up. And then I would do like Uncle
Ben's right, white rice and some frozen veggies and that
was like Tuesday, yeah, and then like I I could
(01:09):
still do a mean hamburger, helpers hot dogs, but if
I got crazy I'd boil the hot dogs like they
were old school New York hot dogs. You feel like
you're making it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I did. I did.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I had a form and grill a lot of which
is like takes all the flavor and good stuff out
of the burger, by the way, terrible invention that we
all loved burgers, but they were frozen paddies. Yeah, and
then I would do like I said, hamburger helper pasta obviously,
(01:43):
like just boil peotles and well, I wouldn't go ragu.
I'd get like I spend the extra two bucks of premium,
the premium, yeah, fish sandwiches, a lot of breakfast for
dinner of just eggs. And how I cook, I tried
to do as fast as possible. So I turn it
on as high as I can, I scramble it up,
(02:05):
I put the eggs in there. I just fry as
fast as I can, and then I'm done. And then
I threw in some veggie sausage links the garden, the
green what's the green box garden something?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, that's so disgusting. So yeah, that's why I was
so skinny for so long. Yeah, you know, weird stuff.
Then you met your wife and she introduced you to flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, what sucks is cook so much? She took me
a flavor town and rocked my world. And now and
then I remember, I'll never forget the first time we
were married, like the first year, and she went somewhere
without me to go like home or something, and I
had to cook for myself and I was like, I'll
just make my own stuff. And it was atrocious and
(02:52):
I couldn't even eat it. And I was like, she's ruined. Happened,
Like she ruined. It's her fault. It's her fault. So yeah,
that's where we're at right.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So not much of a culinary you know, genius over here. No,
he's just what it is. You know, it is what
it is. And he doesn't really need to cook because
his wife enjoys cooking, cooks for him so great. Well,
once the baby baby comes, you know, she's gonna have
her hands full. And so she has made a request
of you.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, she says, she's been saying this for a while,
and I've pushed it off for eight months, almost nine
and she's been saying it and saying it and saying it.
And she'll pull me aside and she goes.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, she doesn't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I need you to learn about five to seven meals
and healthy meals because you need to cook for me
and we need to figure this out. And I'm gonna
need help.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And okay, I don't know why you're rolling your eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I'm just like all right, and I go our,
why cook hamburger? Help her your sandwiches, cook pasta. She goes, no,
you're how bad that is for you? We're not eating that,
And I'm like, I mean why not? So anyway, we
argued about that, but I conceded and said, okay, I'll
learn to cook these meals. Now we're at the point though,
where I'm past the Haley teaching me point. So she
(04:09):
was going to teach me these five seven five seven
quick easy meals. They're yummy, yummy, So we're past that
point of her teaching me. And actually, why is that?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Blame her, man, I mean, well, you put it off.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And is she at the point where she's not feeling
up to cooking anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
What do you think I have to put shell? She'll
go to cook like she reheated chili. She made chili
on Sunday. So then last night, she made herself a
steak and I wanted reheated chili. For some reason, I
thought it was I was. She also made this corn
bread that I really liked. So she uh, she sits
when she cooks now because she can't stand well.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I mean months pregnant.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Her feet are huge, are huge, biggest skies man.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I mean nobody not that big, you know, was pregnant
was a bigger gal. He's the Beefer.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, I'm not the Beefer. No one called me the Beefer.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I just got chili.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I got a little large.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
At the end of my pregnancy, everybody was healthy. Everybody
was fine, healthy. I put it back together.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Where the doctor's stunned. Where the doctor's stunn that you
didn't have diabetes. They were expecting it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, at those last couple of appointments, they were we
should we should test you again based on what the
scale is saying.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
But luckily, no, I didn't have it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Everybody was nice and healthy. Like last night, my wife
comes home from work and she, you know, she she's
only got a few shifts left before my turn may leave.
Really yeah, So she comes home and I was like,
I'll just reheat the chili. But she she feels like
she has to do it for so I didn't. I
was like, I'll just reheat it, not a big deal.
But she wanted to do it here, thank you. So
(06:03):
I have to move the barstool that we have chair
in the kitchen for her so she could sit down
and kind of cook. So I'm at she's at the
point where she's not teaching me how to cook anymore.
Now she's irritated, she's annoyed. We don't our knights together.
Are very like. She gets home from work, she kind
of just needs to do her thing. That's how I
(06:24):
feel at ten am. At first I was like, oh,
but now I'm like, go, you could go and do
your own thing. I'll leave you alone. So I needed
to learn how to cook these meals, and I got
into it yesterday. I got yelled at because she goes,
you still haven't done the one thing I asked. Granted,
(06:46):
I do a lot of stuff right here, one thing.
So I'm at the point now where I need to
learn some meals or at least have some recipes, because
I'm not a moron.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
If you remember in the microwave, that's all.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Let's not forget about how you just figured out that
you don't have to press capslock to do capitals.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
That pretty well, That is pretty well, okay, So I
need some recipes at least to get me through, you know,
the postpartum months.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So I know I have two people that cook on
this show.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well you have two people who cook, but one person
who you know cooks cooks.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Well, I mean, you don't need to say that's really
you have a couple of things that I made, and
you're bad.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
If you want that memo, you want that mealo, Oh
I don't want that. Make that.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Hey, if you want to be healthy with a lot
of protein, you can make it. You.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, he's gonna lose all the protein when he vomits.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's really okay.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
You guys have had a couple of things that I made,
and there were horrific. The grilled cheese in here that
I made wasn't my fault. That freaking those fart eggs
you make those? I wouldn't make that for him.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I mean, why are you? Why is she even in
the mix? I got you, man, I got you.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
My wife brought up Eddie and Emily. Oh I cook
very healthy though, Yeah, I cook really delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That is true, I say delicious. Eddie doesn't cook unhealthy
though not crazy. I mean, I'll make you good stuff.
You know I can give you like baked Rigatoni's I
can give you. I can I actually make a great
turkey chili that I can give.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
You Chili too.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
There we chili cook off?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Is that what I've done? What chili?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'm not playing?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm in. I'm in. You want to do it chili
cook off? I'm in.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I have to taste some chili.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm not taking.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Hold on you live across the street from the greatest
chili man of all time, Chili Dog Tim.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I want a camera on her that she's actually making
this chili and not going across the street and taking
some chili dog Tims.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
You think I'm going to go over chili and label
at his mine?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What if it was like a blind taste test.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We don't know which one is yours and we don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's what I mean, That's what I would say.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That's yeah, I just know how this is going to go.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I do it.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I do it differently. So I learned my lesson shoe
shoe of mine?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What what's your best meal that you that I could
get in there with that door, could be capable of cooking.
So nothing great, Oh god, I'd have to really think
about this.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean, I can tell I can give you seven
or eight dishes right now that I can give you. Well,
I'm also pretty good on the grill, Emily not and
so uh you know, if you want to grill up
some stuff too, I can teach you how to do that.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean, I got to do all that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Why would you not?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I feel like he's not he's too lazy to go outside.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We do only have a charcoil grill. That's fine, okay,
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You want? You want it?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You don't want to learn to mine coals in there?
The coles in there? What lire fluid?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What did you say? A piece of salmon?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Perfect piece of salmon. Other than that, you can just
get a bag of salad.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You got a salad, get easy.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I'm easy for you, easy for you back salad. You
don't even look at me like you want to make
a Greek chicken. That's good, that's easy.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Do that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Grill a pieces of chicken, some rice in there, some
garbonzo beans, some red onion, that cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He doesn't like it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Maybe some kale.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh boy, I don't know. Man, Listen, you can go
with Emily if you want. But I mean, I'm concerned
about your wife and your family now. You know, I'd
like to take care of them, you know, make it
easy on you. I think, well know, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
You don't think right here? I know what's happening.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, that delicious Greek chicken bowl freaking delicious. I'm sure.
I'm sure it's freaking delicious.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I really enjoyed it. How how did you not mention
the smash burger you made? Emily?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh, I forgot about that.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
You don't have You don't have a black blackstone though
a blackstone. My wife uses a cast iron ye like
blacks they've made on the blackstone. What you doing over
and over again?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
B's got your blackstone?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
About out of the chili cook off? Wow? Wow
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
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