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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's kind of crazy to think, but the final countdown
is on for Thor to become a dad. The baby
is on its way. It could be here month, month
and a half, maybe two months. But Thor, it's feeling
like maybe earlier then then later. I mean, you never know.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Text me a picture yesterday I felt so bad. Feet
were so swollen that her shoes were almost coming apart,
like she's turned into the Hulk. Oh you said it,
and I'm not. I mean to my wife Haley, if
she's listening. Eddie said, you said, nothing will.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Beating the Beefer, so hated looking great.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, she's looking great.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The bee was that referring to you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yes, you were, Yes, you were.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Let this baby out of me.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Baby, and that picture of Sky that we have the
Beefer pregnant. Whatever happened at that stage.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
If you want to collapse, it did not collapse. It
was fine.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Did you always call her the Beeper or is this
a new name?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I think we did, but not to her face.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
She was too emotional like then, yeah, my wife, My
wife is very emotional right now.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We had a p one movie night where we showed
the movie on Sky.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, we didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I was she was the projector screen. Yeah, and had
plenty of room.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It was probably annoying though to everyone ever here every
once in a while.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Come on, bro, Yeah so anyway, yeah, maybe it is
on its way. It's gonna be here very soon, so
we'll see. But you know you're now just now opening
all your gifts and everything you got to the baby
shower and things like that. Well, I guess there was
a gift that little baby walker got that Thor is
(01:53):
not too happy about.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I'm pissed. So we opened. We opened a lot
of gifts with a lot of different things wherepreciate all
that stuff. Some of that I don't know how to
use or what I'm doing, but it's fine. We'll figure
it out. And every time I talk to a dad,
I'm like, so what do I what do you know?
Just give me some advice that I always hear. Back, Bro,
your instincts will kick in. You'll figure it out. That's
not advice. I mean, any any anything would help. I'm
(02:17):
pretty sure I said that like four or five times already.
Your instincts will kick in, You'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You'll figure it out, because I feel like we all
had to do it so like, but you'll figure not
going to give you any like you know him.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Him figuring out is a little different.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Just put it in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't know, hopefully won't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So I get that advice from everybody. Uh. And like
I said, my wife's really emotional right now. The other
day she started we were watching football and she just
started crying.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What what?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Uh? That was me woman like weeping openly and thought
on her.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But she just because she said that she just loves
me so much, and she started crying thinking about it
because yesterday I didn't feel that love. She came home
and yelled at me over what we wanted for what
I want to eat for dinner? And then I said,
oh how about this? And she really mad and just
(03:20):
went and laid down for a solid two hours. Okay,
so this is what we're doing to the emotions. Man.
So we have all this going on, and opened all
the gifts and everything, and I noticed there's one more
gift left and it's firm her dad. And I've made
it very clear. So when it comes to football, I
(03:42):
am a New York Giants fan. Obviously, I've heard my
dad New York Giants fan. My grandfather new York Giants fan.
My great grandfather was around when the Giants started in
nineteen twenty five and would go to their first ever
stadium called the Polo Grounds, and he'd watch the New
York Giants play. And they were New York Giants fan
because there was a New York Giants baseball team called
(04:02):
the New York Giants, so the New York Giants football
team became the New York Football Giants. So that's why
the Dodds are fans of the New York Giants.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So you were born into this. I didn't have a choice.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I have no choice now. I have mentioned to my wife,
but I'm being facetious that they're so bad. I don't
want my son to be miserable. He may pick another
team if he wants, like the Jets. Yeah, I don't
want to kill him so but I obviously I don't
mean that. I'm just frustrated. I have a tattoo of
the team on my arm. That's just how it deep rooted.
(04:34):
So I've made it very clear to my wife that
my son will be a Giants fan. He has no
choice in the matter. He's gonna have all Giants gear.
He's gonna have giant stuff in his room. He's gonna
have giants everything.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Skuy, how do you feel about this that the child
does not get to make this decision for himself free.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Will, yes, free will, he's a kid. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I understand at the infant stage making these claims. But
in my house, I would let if my child wanted
to pick a different team when they got older and
started to pan, Yeah, you like the kidd Cats, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
My dad would laugh in my face and say, because
I said so, that's why.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You're in my roof.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
A little different, Yeah, a little different. Yeah, yeah, but
I get.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
But I do concede that when they're an infant, they
can't pick a team.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So mom and Dad, I guess, get to pick their team. Yeah,
I mean, I mean they're even when he's fifteen, he's
still were different in that way. But okay, But I
my hope is if they are winning at some point,
it's going to be a lot easier for him to
be a fan of the team, because kids want to
root for teams that win. Obviously, It's why you see
so many Mahomes jerseys all of a sudden, you know.
(05:46):
So you know, I made that very clear, and my
wife kind of pushed back a little bit because my
wife's family are four you Niner fans, which I get
they're from the Bay Area. Uh, and they're Niner fans
and they're great, they've won a lot. Now they're not.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Now they're not.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You know, it doesn't the tradition's not there like it
is with my family. Her dad, his my father in
law's dad was not wasn't a football fan. Okay, mainly
just started with great, I think so. But they but
then the boys. We have three sons, have three brothers
in laws.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
They are all nine. So the next generation, well, they're.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Going to have their kids and their kids could be nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
But this is all tied up that I mean, yea, Haley.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What's his last name? Thank you? What's his first name? Walker?
And the only reason we did that is I wanted
my wife to change her last name to Dodd, and
she wouldn't unless I said, our first son, if we
ever had a son, would be named Walker, which is
her maiden name.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Wow, so doesn't seem fair, but okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So that's why his name was going to be Walker Dodd.
And I feel like I'm honoring her father by making
by naming our son after his last name. Right, So
that's already We've already covered that w thing, the whole thing,
So I've made it very clear. And then I said,
with baseball, I want him to be a Yankee fan.
(07:07):
But if he chooses to be a San Francisco Giants fan,
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
How you go, Rogan go Padres.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
He could. I mean, the Padres got him a tatist onesie.
If the Padres are good, which is really nice of them,
If the Patters are really good, he could be a
Padres fan. It's up to him, because I mean baseball, yeah,
obviously he's gonna have Yankee stuff. He's gonna have giant stuff.
Baseball's up for grants. It could be a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He might not even like sports. He may be a
dancer or something.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Could be a theater kid. Yeah, which is fine, which
is fine. Cheerleader, support him, support him. So I'm not
show up, you know, for all that stuff. So uh So,
just that's just to make that clear. So he can
be a sanran Soco Giants. It so or open up
(07:56):
the last gift and it's a Sandford Cisco forty nine
ers one.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
See oh Eddie Eddie so happy from that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
So Hayley goes, oh, and I go, he's not wearing that.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I go, I've made it. I go listen.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I go, I love you, love your family. We're not
doing this.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What's problem. When I was growing who got it for him?
For you guys?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
My father in law, Niner got it. So I said,
we're not doing this. I go listen. If he wants
to for San Francisco, for San Francisco Giant stuff, that's great.
I go. He's a New York Giants fan. My son
will not wear anything of the New York Giants stuff.
And the story wow, and she got annoyed. But I'm like,
it's too bad. When I was growing up in the
(08:48):
early nineties, the Giants weren't good, and all my buddies
were cowboy fans because the cowboys were great from Runners, yeah,
pretty much. So all my buddy, all my buddies had
Cowboys starter jackets. Remember Emily talks about where and one,
and my uncle Joe lived in Texas, so he constantly
send me cowboys stuff when I was a kid, and
the cowboys are really good, so it enticed me. You
(09:10):
know my dad did all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Threw it away.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm ship it back and uncle kept sending it. So
my dad goes, you're not wearing that and threw it away.
I will do the same thing. This is the one
thing I want. That onesie will never be worn. But
what if he's like, what if he goes and visits
them like up in North Cali, I will see ground
there you go No, no, I will be kids go
(09:36):
through the real quick.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh yeah, and you're gonna blowout and things like that.
It'll be nice to just have an extra.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Can we wear it once for two minutes, to take
a couple of pictures to send a ground.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Will touch his body.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't want any evidence of that touching my son's body.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
This is my son. Can I say one day? Can
I say one thing? What I had the thought?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And I'm not joking for the baby shower to get
him a forty nine ers once because and obviously Haley
would have opened it and loved it and whatever. But
I knew that this was the take. I knew that
they would not get past big dead cool over here.
So so I ended up not doing that. I ended
up getting some Star Wars onesies. Which I thought that
(10:26):
was okay, that's great, because I'm still I'm still throwing
something in there that's you know, not one hundred percent.
I thought that would be kind of still okay and cool,
and so I decided to go.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
In that direction. I said, I appreciate that because I
didn't want to go. I appreciate that, and.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I honestly I feel the same way if you if
I had some you know, the roles were reversed, and
you got me a New York Giants thing, I wouldn't
let him wear it well.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And also too he I'm a Knicks fan. His whole
family there they're Warrior fans because they live in that area.
If he wants to be a Warriors fan, all right,
that's fine. But when it comes to the New York
foot Ball Giants, he's got no choice. And there's gonna
be no Niners, gear Raiders, gear charge, no no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Sneakily puts it on.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Him, I'll be really pissed, honestly, honestly, honestly, he's getting
weird divorce worthy.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh wo