October 8, 2025 • 12 mins
Thor went out to get pizza yesterday and while he was out he decided to do something nice for someone else. However, it ended up backfiring for him in ways he wouldn't expect
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Maybe the universe wants Thor to just be a miserable guy.
You know, that's just that's who he is, and so
if he tries to get out of that realm, it
doesn't go well. It just is not a great thing.
And I guess something happened yesterday when Thor was out
(00:23):
and about where he tried to do something nice. I
don't that's shocking, shocking, and it backfired.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, like what the heck? This is why you don't
do nice things things. Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Last night I was getting ready to watch the Yankee
game and my wife said she said she was going
to make casadas. And then I come into the bedroom
and it was like four thirty and I said, Hey,
when do you want to make dinner? Because I'm gonna
let the dogs out with their whole routine. She makes dinner,
I let the dog how to feed the dogs. And
(01:01):
she's on one of those like big balls, now those
like bouncy you like yoga exercise. Apparently the bouncing helps
her hips. Yeah, opens the hips opens the hips. Very
sexual by the way. She's just bouncing up and down.
She's very giggly and just like and just like it's
very like, we haven't had sex in a long time,
(01:26):
and the ball.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You going.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm just like, ow, she's bouncing on this thing, and
she echoes, uh like, just watch a TV. Yeah, she's
watching some terrible Netflix show called Heartland about horses. It's
like a bad teen drama. Yea, I was thinking about.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So she's bounced on it watching Heartland. And I said,
when do you make dinner? And she goes, how about pizza?
And I said, and I was like, and I was like,
all right, does my am want pizza? That's what I said.
She says, yeah, all right, I go, I'm gonna take
a shower. You call it in. She calls it in.
I drive there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You can't get it delivered.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You can't ball pregnant.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I can't believe you're the delivery boy.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah. So, and it's all the way in Golden Hill
because we only go to tw pizza places you have.
I go to I go to Bronx and Hill Christ
and I go to Luigi's and Golden Hill. That's it
as traffic time you're driving, that's how I care about
my pizza. Bro, that's insane. Wod I almost went to Bronx,
(02:40):
but they were closed on Tuesday. They're closed on Tuesdays.
For some reason, I was gonna drive all the way
to Chris.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
The way Thor feels about me paying for delivery apps
like grub Hub and Uber Eats, and how much that
discuss him. Him driving that far to pick up pizza
in rush hour discuss me on the same level.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Going there, it's it's okay. Coming back is where you
hit the gnarley traffic. So it's took over twenty minutes
to get home because I left at like four forty five.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So, yeah, that's nutty. It really pizza cold by the
time you get home. We heat it up.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We have a process. We put the oven at too
fitty and then we put some slices on the rack
and it kind of reh right on the round, I think,
so okay, shut yeah. And then Haley makes some really
good salads. I low up on the salad.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's great. Load up on the salad.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
He always claims that fills his belly with the salad,
so he eats less of the junk.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But please, I mean, I mean pieces, did you crush?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah? Three?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Only three?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
One of them was small of all the god two
of the slices were big. One slice was tiny. I
swear to God, no chances say all right, I mean
(04:02):
they screwed up. It's fine, big boys, fine, big boy boy.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Wait, I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm not pregnant. Are you bouncing on a ball?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I was? Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So I go to Luigi's and I'm standing in line, yeah,
and I'm waiting and there's a there's a there's somebody
in front of me. Do you call it in first
it yeah, we always call it first okay. And there's
somebody in front of me. They're ordering, and then while
they're ordering, a bunch of slices come out, like for
people that are at the restaurant. I think there's about
five slices. So there's three plates, right, So this woman
(04:35):
comes up.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Do they still put them on like those flimsy like
white paper plates.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, like the and they use like fifteen plates. One
slice plates are so thin. Yeah. So Emily had the
less know that she goes there.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I mean it's very standard. I don't know why to
be brought up.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I just want to get to so I wanted to
make sure they were putting them on like hard plates
now or plastic plate hard.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Like would that really affect you.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I was just trying to get set the scene here, oh,
to make sure when I pictured that restaurant looks the same.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Who got it?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So I'm standing there and I'm waiting, and I'm always
I'm always nervous that my pizza is gonna be cold
because it's gonna be sitting too long.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
But you have the process, So what does it matter.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm trying to calm myself down so that there's a
bunch of slices on the counter and the people that
are ordering move over to like point out what they
want because there's a bunch of you know in the display,
all the pies. Yeah, And somebody comes walking over and
it's a woman and she's got kids sitting to the
right at a table, like two kids and they're just
(05:39):
sitting there. They're younger. And the woman grabs two plates
but leaves that third plate there, and I'm I start
thinking of should I grab the plate for her and
carry it over. She looks like, I don't know if
she's a single mom ra But the dad's not there,
got her hands full. I'm going to be a dad
(06:01):
like about I'm gonna I'm gonna good I'm in a
good mood. Wow, having pizza and I love pizza. I'm
gonna watch the Yankee game. Wive's bouncing, Yeah, like you know,
I had a good work out at the gym. Wow,
oh about stunning. This is crazy, It really is. I
(06:24):
usually don't like talking. I don't like other people. So
I literally said yesterday to my wife all we were
driving about how much I can't stand other people. Because
one guy was just stopped at a green light and
he and then I honked like hey go and he
was mad at me. So uh, it's just so insane.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You realize every human being goes through this my god.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Time.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do it help.
So I grabbed the plate and I make sure to
go underneath because I don't want to touch anything because
your term guy, yeah, and I don't want her to
be weird. So I walk it over to her and
as she turns around, she goes oh, and I go, oh, here,
I got your slice for you, and she goes, oh, thanks,
(07:10):
and then she actually says I would rather have you
not touched it, and I would oh okay, and I
put the slice down and then walk back in line,
and I'm kind of like, well, I guess I'm never
going to help again. I help, and now I'm the
a hole.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, you don't understand. Would daughter somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Your plate to help you, you would be you wouldn't
even eat the pizza.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You wouldn't even eat the pizzas.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You're so right and actually bringing up those flimsy plates,
I know that that's I'm just saying. I'm saying that
they are like I feel like it makes.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It even more vulnerable to, like, well, this.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is psychotic, this is a psychon.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Doesn't make it more vulnerable to.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
In order to get under it, you had to grab
the side of it first and then put your hand
under it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's not true, able to put your hand on a
million percentage. Look what you're doing, You're you're grabbing it
right now. You're literally it was half your You're as
lying as much as that tiny slice that you claim
the thank you, thank.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You, Haley calling right now my wife. First of all,
this woman's an a whole second, well, no I saw this,
this mom struggling. She was so she would have taken
two seconds to walk back, and she was so stressed out.
Our kids were a disaster. Disaster was just sitting the story.
(08:45):
Everything was a nightmare everything. So I was trying to
be the new dad of the year and help out
if I was in a similar situation. I'm working two jobs,
probably against You've got another job, and I know that's
not happening. I got two little toddlers rowing around. Wait
when the other one comes from a bunch of rug rats.
You think this woman is working two jobs one hundred
(09:06):
to live in San Diego. She lives in South Park,
that's a wealthy area. Okay jobs or yeah, or or
maybe there isn't a dad.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't know. You making that scenario up. I don't
know because he's not there.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Maybe I'm just like, you know what, I'm going to
help this lady out, and she has the audacity to
be annoyed at me.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Listen, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I would have turned around and be like, oh, thanks,
I appreciate it, and I would have taken it and
handled the slice to my wife. But I would have,
but I still would have helped. It's crazy. This is
what I'll never help again. Can you never ask me
for you know how much of a German pope he is?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Imagine when his son is of the age of these
little kids protective, he's going to be of your water.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
He's gonna put his foot in his mouth in about
a year. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Its true. Listen, what you did was nice, and we're
not saying that. It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You did it. You did the right thing to help somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Walk two feet bea this woman, it was not too
of all things they want to help them out it
It was okay ten feet I mean, I mean it was.
It wasn't like she was broken down on the side
of the road here, you know. I mean she was
picking up a plate. I don't know that, you know whatever.
She looks so stressed. Okay, I sincerely doubt it. But
(10:28):
what you did was nice. I'm not saying that. But
you know how weird people are about their food and
a strange man, I look normal.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I was wearing I'll tell you what I was wearing.
I don't think that matters. I was wearing shorts an
Austin three sixteen shirt, weirdo resting creekvas because putting shoes on.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Dude around in those just.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Just because I was like, no one's going to see
these slides, No, are you? What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
With he's a dorky Jesus, I don't want that guy
touching my pizza right now.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Guy, yeah, very just because your wife thinks that.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I was going from the house to the pizza parlance
back to the house, put some damn shoes on. I
guess guess what will never help anyone. Okay, if I
see you, if I see uh, if I see an
old lady struggling across the street, I'm just gonna keep driving.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You probably laugh because you find those kind of things fun.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Happen once when she fell, it happened multi and it
was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You knowing your weirdness with the food and touching and
all that stuff, I'm surprised you don't understand like I
would probably have.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
The same changing me. I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
He's not even here yet.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I'm trying to be a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now. I'm trying to you're trying to be a nice
guy now to yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I don't think his work after this, Okay, I'll never
do it again. Okay, don't ask me for help, guys,
never again.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I mean, I don't we know the answer, all right,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Maybe the universe wants Thor to just be a miserable guy.
You know, that's just that's who he is, and so
if he tries to get out of that realm, it
doesn't go well. It just is not a great thing.
And I guess something happened yesterday when Thor was out
(00:23):
and about where he tried to do something nice. I
don't that's shocking, shocking, and it backfired.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, like what the heck? This is why you don't
do nice things things. Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Last night I was getting ready to watch the Yankee
game and my wife said she said she was going
to make casadas. And then I come into the bedroom
and it was like four thirty and I said, Hey,
when do you want to make dinner? Because I'm gonna
let the dogs out with their whole routine. She makes dinner,
I let the dog how to feed the dogs. And
(01:01):
she's on one of those like big balls, now those
like bouncy you like yoga exercise. Apparently the bouncing helps
her hips. Yeah, opens the hips opens the hips. Very
sexual by the way. She's just bouncing up and down.
She's very giggly and just like and just like it's
very like, we haven't had sex in a long time,
(01:26):
and the ball.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You going.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm just like, ow, she's bouncing on this thing, and
she echoes, uh like, just watch a TV. Yeah, she's
watching some terrible Netflix show called Heartland about horses. It's
like a bad teen drama. Yea, I was thinking about.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So she's bounced on it watching Heartland. And I said,
when do you make dinner? And she goes, how about pizza?
And I said, and I was like, and I was like,
all right, does my am want pizza? That's what I said.
She says, yeah, all right, I go, I'm gonna take
a shower. You call it in. She calls it in.
I drive there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You can't get it delivered.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You can't ball pregnant.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I can't believe you're the delivery boy.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah. So, and it's all the way in Golden Hill
because we only go to tw pizza places you have.
I go to I go to Bronx and Hill Christ
and I go to Luigi's and Golden Hill. That's it
as traffic time you're driving, that's how I care about
my pizza. Bro, that's insane. Wod I almost went to Bronx,
(02:40):
but they were closed on Tuesday. They're closed on Tuesdays.
For some reason, I was gonna drive all the way
to Chris.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
The way Thor feels about me paying for delivery apps
like grub Hub and Uber Eats, and how much that
discuss him. Him driving that far to pick up pizza
in rush hour discuss me on the same level.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Going there, it's it's okay. Coming back is where you
hit the gnarley traffic. So it's took over twenty minutes
to get home because I left at like four forty five.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So, yeah, that's nutty. It really pizza cold by the
time you get home. We heat it up.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We have a process. We put the oven at too
fitty and then we put some slices on the rack
and it kind of reh right on the round, I think,
so okay, shut yeah. And then Haley makes some really
good salads. I low up on the salad.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's great. Load up on the salad.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
He always claims that fills his belly with the salad,
so he eats less of the junk.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But please, I mean, I mean pieces, did you crush?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah? Three?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Only three?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
One of them was small of all the god two
of the slices were big. One slice was tiny. I
swear to God, no chances say all right, I mean
(04:02):
they screwed up. It's fine, big boys, fine, big boy boy.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Wait, I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm not pregnant. Are you bouncing on a ball?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I was? Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So I go to Luigi's and I'm standing in line, yeah,
and I'm waiting and there's a there's a there's somebody
in front of me. Do you call it in first
it yeah, we always call it first okay. And there's
somebody in front of me. They're ordering, and then while
they're ordering, a bunch of slices come out, like for
people that are at the restaurant. I think there's about
five slices. So there's three plates, right, So this woman
(04:35):
comes up.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Do they still put them on like those flimsy like
white paper plates.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, like the and they use like fifteen plates. One
slice plates are so thin. Yeah. So Emily had the
less know that she goes there.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I mean it's very standard. I don't know why to
be brought up.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I just want to get to so I wanted to
make sure they were putting them on like hard plates
now or plastic plate hard.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Like would that really affect you.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I was just trying to get set the scene here, oh,
to make sure when I pictured that restaurant looks the same.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Who got it?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So I'm standing there and I'm waiting, and I'm always
I'm always nervous that my pizza is gonna be cold
because it's gonna be sitting too long.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
But you have the process, So what does it matter.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm trying to calm myself down so that there's a
bunch of slices on the counter and the people that
are ordering move over to like point out what they
want because there's a bunch of you know in the display,
all the pies. Yeah, And somebody comes walking over and
it's a woman and she's got kids sitting to the
right at a table, like two kids and they're just
(05:39):
sitting there. They're younger. And the woman grabs two plates
but leaves that third plate there, and I'm I start
thinking of should I grab the plate for her and
carry it over. She looks like, I don't know if
she's a single mom ra But the dad's not there,
got her hands full. I'm going to be a dad
(06:01):
like about I'm gonna I'm gonna good I'm in a
good mood. Wow, having pizza and I love pizza. I'm
gonna watch the Yankee game. Wive's bouncing, Yeah, like you know,
I had a good work out at the gym. Wow,
oh about stunning. This is crazy, It really is. I
(06:24):
usually don't like talking. I don't like other people. So
I literally said yesterday to my wife all we were
driving about how much I can't stand other people. Because
one guy was just stopped at a green light and
he and then I honked like hey go and he
was mad at me. So uh, it's just so insane.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You realize every human being goes through this my god.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Time.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do it help.
So I grabbed the plate and I make sure to
go underneath because I don't want to touch anything because
your term guy, yeah, and I don't want her to
be weird. So I walk it over to her and
as she turns around, she goes oh, and I go, oh, here,
I got your slice for you, and she goes, oh, thanks,
(07:10):
and then she actually says I would rather have you
not touched it, and I would oh okay, and I
put the slice down and then walk back in line,
and I'm kind of like, well, I guess I'm never
going to help again. I help, and now I'm the
a hole.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, you don't understand. Would daughter somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Your plate to help you, you would be you wouldn't
even eat the pizza.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You wouldn't even eat the pizzas.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You're so right and actually bringing up those flimsy plates,
I know that that's I'm just saying. I'm saying that
they are like I feel like it makes.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It even more vulnerable to, like, well, this.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is psychotic, this is a psychon.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Doesn't make it more vulnerable to.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
In order to get under it, you had to grab
the side of it first and then put your hand
under it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's not true, able to put your hand on a
million percentage. Look what you're doing, You're you're grabbing it
right now. You're literally it was half your You're as
lying as much as that tiny slice that you claim
the thank you, thank.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You, Haley calling right now my wife. First of all,
this woman's an a whole second, well, no I saw this,
this mom struggling. She was so she would have taken
two seconds to walk back, and she was so stressed out.
Our kids were a disaster. Disaster was just sitting the story.
(08:45):
Everything was a nightmare everything. So I was trying to
be the new dad of the year and help out
if I was in a similar situation. I'm working two jobs,
probably against You've got another job, and I know that's
not happening. I got two little toddlers rowing around. Wait
when the other one comes from a bunch of rug rats.
You think this woman is working two jobs one hundred
(09:06):
to live in San Diego. She lives in South Park,
that's a wealthy area. Okay jobs or yeah, or or
maybe there isn't a dad.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't know. You making that scenario up. I don't
know because he's not there.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Maybe I'm just like, you know what, I'm going to
help this lady out, and she has the audacity to
be annoyed at me.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Listen, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I would have turned around and be like, oh, thanks,
I appreciate it, and I would have taken it and
handled the slice to my wife. But I would have,
but I still would have helped. It's crazy. This is
what I'll never help again. Can you never ask me
for you know how much of a German pope he is?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Imagine when his son is of the age of these
little kids protective, he's going to be of your water.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
He's gonna put his foot in his mouth in about
a year. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Its true. Listen, what you did was nice, and we're
not saying that. It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You did it. You did the right thing to help somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Walk two feet bea this woman, it was not too
of all things they want to help them out it
It was okay ten feet I mean, I mean it was.
It wasn't like she was broken down on the side
of the road here, you know. I mean she was
picking up a plate. I don't know that, you know whatever.
She looks so stressed. Okay, I sincerely doubt it. But
(10:28):
what you did was nice. I'm not saying that. But
you know how weird people are about their food and
a strange man, I look normal.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I was wearing I'll tell you what I was wearing.
I don't think that matters. I was wearing shorts an
Austin three sixteen shirt, weirdo resting creekvas because putting shoes on.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Dude around in those just.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Just because I was like, no one's going to see
these slides, No, are you? What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
With he's a dorky Jesus, I don't want that guy
touching my pizza right now.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Guy, yeah, very just because your wife thinks that.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I was going from the house to the pizza parlance
back to the house, put some damn shoes on. I
guess guess what will never help anyone. Okay, if I
see you, if I see uh, if I see an
old lady struggling across the street, I'm just gonna keep driving.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You probably laugh because you find those kind of things fun.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Happen once when she fell, it happened multi and it
was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You knowing your weirdness with the food and touching and
all that stuff, I'm surprised you don't understand like I
would probably have.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
The same changing me. I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
He's not even here yet.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I'm trying to be a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now. I'm trying to you're trying to be a nice
guy now to yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I don't think his work after this, Okay, I'll never
do it again. Okay, don't ask me for help, guys,
never again.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I mean, I don't we know the answer, all right,
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