August 26, 2025 • 11 mins
Thor thinks it is unfair that he isn't allowed to watch football while his wife is in labor so he decides that he will try to put some music he likes on the birthing playist... that doesn't end well...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we're sort of getting to the home stretch of
Thor and his wife, Hayley's our pregnancy. You know, we're
getting closer and closer to the do date, and it's
going to be here before you know it. It's crazy
that the baby shower happened this past weekend, so all
those big, you know, milestones are happening. You're getting there,
We're getting You're getting close. And so we've heard in
(00:22):
the past Thor has a lot of thoughts on the
actual day that she goes into labor that you know,
he's worried because the do date is in the first
week of November. Well, we know what's going on in November. Football.
This guy lives breeze, drink, sleeps everything you can imagine. Football,
(00:46):
should NFL college the whole deal. Oh you know the
NFL now is on Monday night, Thursday night, Sunday night, Saturday, Sunday,
else Aliday, Sunday, some Friday games, some Saturday game. It's
on all the time. Yeah, and then this guy also
likes college football, so all day on Saturday too.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I could with college football. I could watch it throughout
the day. I don't need to, like like I watched
the nine am games, and then once they're over, I
go do stuff and then I usually watch like something
later in the day. But I'm not like locked in
from nine to nine, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You're watching football most days of the week. Yeah, so
if your wife goes into labor on a football Sunday,
you are trying to negotiate the way that's gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, I think it's really easy. I mean you're on No.
One every time you say that the ladies most most
My sister had like a twenty six hour labor, right,
So I'm supposed to sit there and just stare at
the wall for twenty six hours? I can't. There's a
TV in the.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Room, but beyond you're using one example of twenty six hours?
But what if it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
If it's like what if it's five? Yeah, okay, I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you don't think stuff's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm sure nurses coming in and out.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The whole time. What are they doing? They're asking how
you're doing it. I mean, you had one kid, not
ten minutes and bring it down, I mean went through it.
I think I know what goes down.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, And I was very lucky where I had a
fast labor, like only about four hours, but those whole
four hours, like Emily said, stuff is happening, Like I'm
getting out of the bed, I'm getting back into the bed.
We're using the yoga ball. I gotta go to the
bathroom again. A nurse wants me to stand and do this?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What am I supposed to be doing during all this?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You're like, you're like helping her, You're like holding her
arm because she's probably gonna be hooked.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Also did a whole old natural thing, which is crazy.
So like my wife's not doing that, So that's nice too,
So it's gonna be that's nice.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
But it's still like the kid's counting.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I gave you went zero? Do you think I'm king?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He just like this because he wants to watch football. Okay,
can you let the man watch football?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, God, baby, first football.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Second. I think that he's thinking that. But if the
can we just say this, what you know the man?
If if it is on a Sunday and there's nothing
crazy happening, she's you're at the hospital and waiting for
her to dilate, and all these things are happening, is
it okay? If he's watching football.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't understand why that's not okay. I never said
that really wasn't okay. I don't understand why you're getting
so defensive. I'm if that's what I was saying. I
never said that wasn't okay. I have no problem if
there's obviously there's nothing happening, and there's there happens to
be downtime.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, I feel like this guy still wouldn't allow it,
which is which is crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I which is crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I think you have to sit there and again, I
may change my mind if I was actually in this situation,
but I believe I would be okay with it being
on in the corner on mute.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
But you cannot acknowledge it. You cannot comment on it,
you cannot here like I. I don't need to hear
that up. I care.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So you want me to sit there just in silence
and stare at the wall, and then you.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can stare at the game.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You can stare at the game, But I don't need
the extra noise, the distraction.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Bro, I'm Lama's and out. I'm breathing right.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now as the most dramatic, over the top person I know.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
But I'm the one pushing a baby out right now,
so put that thing on mute or you and your
thing get out of here.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So we got this whole drama going on. But now
there's something new that it's a play that Thor wants
to have happen and is in negotiation about during the labor.
What do we got going on now?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, this is about the birthing playlist and the birthing playlist,
which you know, it's just like, what what do we need?
It's not like I'm assuming when you're pushing and the
tons of pain, I wouldn't want to hear anything, let
alone music. But whatever, everyone's some holling oaks or something
(05:00):
where we go, I don't know whatever. My wife obviously
wants her birthing playlist. There's two things that that flew
out of the window very quickly for us. We we
had a birthing playlist, you have a birthing plan, you
have all these things, but when the s hits the fan,
all of it sort of goes out of the window,
you know. Like my wife was big on like they
(05:21):
tell you can have popsicles, so Big Daddy had to
bring cooler full popsicles. You want to know how many posticles.
She ate half a one and I was like, why
do I have this cooler popstacles for?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
But the half you had, you were you were, you
were there in that moment.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So we ended up not even playing one song from
the Birthing playlist, not once because she didn't want it on.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
But that happen.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But you know, sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Sky, did you have like a live band in there himself?
They just they did one song.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
No, that would be the case, one song for four
hour later if they do something company, some long jam songs.
But no, there's a lot of Jack Johnson. I was
very Jack Johnson heavy on my brain.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So there was stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, there was definitely a Birthing playlist. It
was on low in the corner. I don't need that
thing blaring again for some reason, like I was noise sensitive,
like anything outside of my own screaming.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I didn't want to. That's me listening to Jack Johnson. Okay,
that's listening to this guy screaming. Okay, that's my head exploding.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Shut up guy. I was very Jack Johnson heavy too.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh are you?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I think it's like it's like baby.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Listen to the bubble butt or bubbes you know, I
don't know. I'm not familiar.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well here's here's around that. My wife wants the country
chick oh love loves country music, her bun bogging TIPSI.
I don't think she's playing shaboozy. She's more of an
old school country George Straight probably so then and I said, okay,
(06:58):
I mean I hate country music. I hate this. So
I'm like, but what can I do about that? That
she says? But then she wants John Mayer on her playlist,
And I'm like, and I said, no, I go. I
don't understand why I don't get a say. I'm gonna
be in the room. I have to listen to this.
It's our baby. I don't understand what I can't get
(07:21):
a say in this music playlist. And I don't want
John she has, she has, she has sexual fantasies about
John Mayer. I don't want my baby coming out listen
to you know.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like your body the real dad. Then I hear the dad.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Then I said, Then I said, I think we should
have some Eminem Kendrick. She likes these people have a
little in sync. Oh bye bye bye. They're telling her baby,
you know, get out. You know, I don't know, and
she's saying, I can't have any say and anything that
goes on her playlist, and it's her playlist, and I go,
I don't know. Last time I checked, I was in
the room. God, last time I checked, I was a
(07:57):
part of this. Last time I checked, I should have
a in the playlist.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Sorry, do you want to explain to him what the
point and purpose of the playlist is?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yes, the playlist is there to soothe and comfort the
one who is in labor, not.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
For the doctor, for the nurse, not for you.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But I'm not gonna have I'm not gonna have any
because I'm not gonna have any anxiety at all. I
just have to sit there. I have no motions, no feelings, nothing,
so I have to listen to this terrible music.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
But the birthing place, why are you discount Because you're
not the one giving birth at that moment.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That's why I'm discounting. It's like somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Who's so you don't care on my mental health.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's like somebody who's at the gym but not wearing
your headphones, dictating your workout playlist like you're the one
working out, so you get to pick.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The play myself out with that person.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, they're standing there, but they're not working out. They're
just standing there.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't think that's a similar analogy because exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What's happening, it's not he's watching out, You're just that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Person having anxiety, fear, nervous. Why they're watching you work out?
Is that person also going through a life changing experience.
They could be, they could be Okay, it's totally watching
your moves.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Watching your mooves, Chaboozie isn't going to help your anxieties.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I gotta get this thing on the playlist.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I gotta get this thing on the playlist.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And also I.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Have concerns if, like eminem is blaring that, by the way,
CPS is going to come in and take this baby,
like I mean, it depends.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What she's a massive I'm naming artists she's also a
fan of. I wouldn't just play an artist she's not
a fan.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So do you think she's playing this music out of spite?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No. She likes certain kinds of music for certain situations,
and I get that, but I also like certain kinds
of music for certain and you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Just go buds.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Then no, because you know how it so I could
go earbuds and not be listening to anything she's saying,
But I can't watch football in the background. How does
that make any sense? Doesn't How does that make.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You can't make noise while you're watching football?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But you rather have me to have earbuds in and
not be able to hear anything you're saying. You could
have one of your think about and you're telling me
she doesn't. She's she's at the very end. She's pushing
through until I collapse or lose yourself comes out. That's
not going to help her through this. When our Sandman
comes on, she would shoot her through. She's her favorite band.
(10:32):
What see right now? You're leaning towards Robert territory. My man,
Robert was trying to get it on my playlist.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I wanted like Jack Johnson, like calm, like like reggae
music and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He was trying to put Cradle Filth on my And that's.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You know what, ladies, It's not all about you. Someone
needed to say it about you. We lose you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You gotta get it on.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We have an equal part in this.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's not all.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
About you, ladies.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Stepping away, I don't know if you're a part of
this Oh my god, oh not good. Yes,
So we're sort of getting to the home stretch of
Thor and his wife, Hayley's our pregnancy. You know, we're
getting closer and closer to the do date, and it's
going to be here before you know it. It's crazy
that the baby shower happened this past weekend, so all
those big, you know, milestones are happening. You're getting there,
We're getting You're getting close. And so we've heard in
(00:22):
the past Thor has a lot of thoughts on the
actual day that she goes into labor that you know,
he's worried because the do date is in the first
week of November. Well, we know what's going on in November. Football.
This guy lives breeze, drink, sleeps everything you can imagine. Football,
(00:46):
should NFL college the whole deal. Oh you know the
NFL now is on Monday night, Thursday night, Sunday night, Saturday, Sunday,
else Aliday, Sunday, some Friday games, some Saturday game. It's
on all the time. Yeah, and then this guy also
likes college football, so all day on Saturday too.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I could with college football. I could watch it throughout
the day. I don't need to, like like I watched
the nine am games, and then once they're over, I
go do stuff and then I usually watch like something
later in the day. But I'm not like locked in
from nine to nine, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You're watching football most days of the week. Yeah, so
if your wife goes into labor on a football Sunday,
you are trying to negotiate the way that's gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, I think it's really easy. I mean you're on No.
One every time you say that the ladies most most
My sister had like a twenty six hour labor, right,
So I'm supposed to sit there and just stare at
the wall for twenty six hours? I can't. There's a
TV in the.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Room, but beyond you're using one example of twenty six hours?
But what if it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
If it's like what if it's five? Yeah, okay, I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you don't think stuff's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm sure nurses coming in and out.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The whole time. What are they doing? They're asking how
you're doing it. I mean, you had one kid, not
ten minutes and bring it down, I mean went through it.
I think I know what goes down.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, And I was very lucky where I had a
fast labor, like only about four hours, but those whole
four hours, like Emily said, stuff is happening, Like I'm
getting out of the bed, I'm getting back into the bed.
We're using the yoga ball. I gotta go to the
bathroom again. A nurse wants me to stand and do this?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What am I supposed to be doing during all this?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You're like, you're like helping her, You're like holding her
arm because she's probably gonna be hooked.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Also did a whole old natural thing, which is crazy.
So like my wife's not doing that, So that's nice too,
So it's gonna be that's nice.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
But it's still like the kid's counting.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I gave you went zero? Do you think I'm king?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He just like this because he wants to watch football. Okay,
can you let the man watch football?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, God, baby, first football.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Second. I think that he's thinking that. But if the
can we just say this, what you know the man?
If if it is on a Sunday and there's nothing
crazy happening, she's you're at the hospital and waiting for
her to dilate, and all these things are happening, is
it okay? If he's watching football.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't understand why that's not okay. I never said
that really wasn't okay. I don't understand why you're getting
so defensive. I'm if that's what I was saying. I
never said that wasn't okay. I have no problem if
there's obviously there's nothing happening, and there's there happens to
be downtime.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, I feel like this guy still wouldn't allow it,
which is which is crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I which is crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I think you have to sit there and again, I
may change my mind if I was actually in this situation,
but I believe I would be okay with it being
on in the corner on mute.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
But you cannot acknowledge it. You cannot comment on it,
you cannot here like I. I don't need to hear
that up. I care.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So you want me to sit there just in silence
and stare at the wall, and then you.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can stare at the game.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You can stare at the game, But I don't need
the extra noise, the distraction.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Bro, I'm Lama's and out. I'm breathing right.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now as the most dramatic, over the top person I know.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
But I'm the one pushing a baby out right now,
so put that thing on mute or you and your
thing get out of here.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So we got this whole drama going on. But now
there's something new that it's a play that Thor wants
to have happen and is in negotiation about during the labor.
What do we got going on now?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, this is about the birthing playlist and the birthing playlist,
which you know, it's just like, what what do we need?
It's not like I'm assuming when you're pushing and the
tons of pain, I wouldn't want to hear anything, let
alone music. But whatever, everyone's some holling oaks or something
(05:00):
where we go, I don't know whatever. My wife obviously
wants her birthing playlist. There's two things that that flew
out of the window very quickly for us. We we
had a birthing playlist, you have a birthing plan, you
have all these things, but when the s hits the fan,
all of it sort of goes out of the window,
you know. Like my wife was big on like they
(05:21):
tell you can have popsicles, so Big Daddy had to
bring cooler full popsicles. You want to know how many posticles.
She ate half a one and I was like, why
do I have this cooler popstacles for?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
But the half you had, you were you were, you
were there in that moment.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So we ended up not even playing one song from
the Birthing playlist, not once because she didn't want it on.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
But that happen.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But you know, sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Sky, did you have like a live band in there himself?
They just they did one song.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
No, that would be the case, one song for four
hour later if they do something company, some long jam songs.
But no, there's a lot of Jack Johnson. I was
very Jack Johnson heavy on my brain.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So there was stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, there was definitely a Birthing playlist. It
was on low in the corner. I don't need that
thing blaring again for some reason, like I was noise sensitive,
like anything outside of my own screaming.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I didn't want to. That's me listening to Jack Johnson. Okay,
that's listening to this guy screaming. Okay, that's my head exploding.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Shut up guy. I was very Jack Johnson heavy too.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh are you?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I think it's like it's like baby.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Listen to the bubble butt or bubbes you know, I
don't know. I'm not familiar.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well here's here's around that. My wife wants the country
chick oh love loves country music, her bun bogging TIPSI.
I don't think she's playing shaboozy. She's more of an
old school country George Straight probably so then and I said, okay,
(06:58):
I mean I hate country music. I hate this. So
I'm like, but what can I do about that? That
she says? But then she wants John Mayer on her playlist,
And I'm like, and I said, no, I go. I
don't understand why I don't get a say. I'm gonna
be in the room. I have to listen to this.
It's our baby. I don't understand what I can't get
(07:21):
a say in this music playlist. And I don't want
John she has, she has, she has sexual fantasies about
John Mayer. I don't want my baby coming out listen
to you know.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like your body the real dad. Then I hear the dad.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Then I said, Then I said, I think we should
have some Eminem Kendrick. She likes these people have a
little in sync. Oh bye bye bye. They're telling her baby,
you know, get out. You know, I don't know, and
she's saying, I can't have any say and anything that
goes on her playlist, and it's her playlist, and I go,
I don't know. Last time I checked, I was in
the room. God, last time I checked, I was a
(07:57):
part of this. Last time I checked, I should have
a in the playlist.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Sorry, do you want to explain to him what the
point and purpose of the playlist is?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yes, the playlist is there to soothe and comfort the
one who is in labor, not.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
For the doctor, for the nurse, not for you.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But I'm not gonna have I'm not gonna have any
because I'm not gonna have any anxiety at all. I
just have to sit there. I have no motions, no feelings, nothing,
so I have to listen to this terrible music.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
But the birthing place, why are you discount Because you're
not the one giving birth at that moment.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That's why I'm discounting. It's like somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Who's so you don't care on my mental health.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's like somebody who's at the gym but not wearing
your headphones, dictating your workout playlist like you're the one
working out, so you get to pick.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The play myself out with that person.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, they're standing there, but they're not working out. They're
just standing there.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't think that's a similar analogy because exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What's happening, it's not he's watching out, You're just that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Person having anxiety, fear, nervous. Why they're watching you work out?
Is that person also going through a life changing experience.
They could be, they could be Okay, it's totally watching
your moves.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Watching your mooves, Chaboozie isn't going to help your anxieties.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I gotta get this thing on the playlist.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I gotta get this thing on the playlist.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And also I.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Have concerns if, like eminem is blaring that, by the way,
CPS is going to come in and take this baby,
like I mean, it depends.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What she's a massive I'm naming artists she's also a
fan of. I wouldn't just play an artist she's not
a fan.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So do you think she's playing this music out of spite?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No. She likes certain kinds of music for certain situations,
and I get that, but I also like certain kinds
of music for certain and you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Just go buds.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Then no, because you know how it so I could
go earbuds and not be listening to anything she's saying,
But I can't watch football in the background. How does
that make any sense? Doesn't How does that make.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You can't make noise while you're watching football?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But you rather have me to have earbuds in and
not be able to hear anything you're saying. You could
have one of your think about and you're telling me
she doesn't. She's she's at the very end. She's pushing
through until I collapse or lose yourself comes out. That's
not going to help her through this. When our Sandman
comes on, she would shoot her through. She's her favorite band.
(10:32):
What see right now? You're leaning towards Robert territory. My man,
Robert was trying to get it on my playlist.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I wanted like Jack Johnson, like calm, like like reggae
music and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He was trying to put Cradle Filth on my And that's.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You know what, ladies, It's not all about you. Someone
needed to say it about you. We lose you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You gotta get it on.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We have an equal part in this.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's not all.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
About you, ladies.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Stepping away, I don't know if you're a part of
this Oh my god, oh not good. Yes,
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Season Two Out Now! Law & Order: Criminal Justice System tells the real stories behind the landmark cases that have shaped how the most dangerous and influential criminals in America are prosecuted. In its second season, the series tackles the threat of terrorism in the United States. From the rise of extremist political groups in the 60s to domestic lone wolves in the modern day, we explore how organizations like the FBI and Joint Terrorism Take Force have evolved to fight back against a multitude of terrorist threats.
Dateline NBC
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