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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I was talking to Thor recently about a little
bit of a situation that happened with my son, and
now all of a sudden, Thor wants to get in
there and help. He wants to be a mentor to
my son Jack, which I'm not sure how I feel
about this. This is kind of odd. So I was
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telling about this situation that happened recently where my son
and a buddy of his both good looking kids. You know,
I you know, I don't know where the hell my
son got his looks, but I mean the kids, you know,
a model, So he's a good looking kid. And then
the buddy he was with also is pretty good looking kids.
So a couple of guys they went out and they
(00:43):
were at Sea World together, and my wife witnessed this
whole thing. And so they were at Sea World. They
were standing in line to get on one of the rides,
probably Manta, I don't know, so fun. And so they're
sitting there standing in line, and behind them, directly behind
the two boys were two girls. And the two girls
were around the same age, and they're doing the girl
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thing where they're giggling and whatever and and trying to
talk to Jack and his buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Guys, that's what you and the Boba chicks do.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, I don't hang out with my daughter's friends. We
don't fifteen year old boys.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Guys really weird to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Will I ride Manta with them?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I will, But I don't do the giggling.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And the boys operate just come over and goes any
we need cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't offer the children's cigarette snuck booze girls.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sorry, So uh, they're they're giggling behind the boys and
all that stuff and then trying to talk to them. Well,
Debra was telling me that she would. She was watching
this go down, and Jack and the buddy would just
turn around, answer one word answers and then turn right
back around. There was no engagement there, and I'm that
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bummed me out a little bit because I'm like, man,
at some point, you got to learn and talk to girls,
you know, like it's you know, I get it. You're
still he's thirteen. You know his buddy's thirteen too, So
they're just not They just don't have the skills yet
to do it. So I'm telling thor this, can you
believe this? Like blah blah blah blah, and Thor goes, hey, man,
(02:22):
I got this man, but I can relate that you
used to be the thirteen year old boy once girls.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Now listen. I first kissed a girl when I was thirteen. Wow,
made out in my basement. But for the most part,
I was pretty low self esteem guy A lot didn't
have the moves, didn't have to move, very skinny, a
lot of acne, but like, looking back, didn't have the moves,
but I eventually got a girlfriend. I was in ninth grade. Rachel. Oh,
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I didn't have the moves, but looking back, I feel
like I know where I went wrong and I could
teach the youngins what to do right. Really, So I
would say to Jack, good looking kids, Jack's already got
a step up on most boys. Yeah, that is huge,
because if you're good looking at thirteen, I mean, you're
already a step up on most boys. So I would say, dude,
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you don't even have to have confidence. All you gotta
do is pretend like you have confidence, which he's great
at he's an actor, that's actually a great and like
you have confidence because the girls have less self esteem
than you do. Whoa buddy is, Eddie? I mean, Emily,
when you were thirteen. If a good looking boy said, hey,
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you look really pretty, how would you handle it?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm so nervous already.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
In her armpits.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, they have le self esteem. Play off of that baby.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
It's a good point.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Play off of that baby.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Not wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
He's really not wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So Jack start's playing off of that. Next thing. You know,
he's got Emily on one arm, a young hot check
on another ar. He's walking around with these girls.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's great. That's all you got to do. Just play
off the insec is great. Lesson what about that Emily?
You know, I know that she's always like the bad boy.
And then if you act like you don't care and
you know whatever, that that actually attracts the girls more.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, the number two treat him like crap. Okay, I
don't know if I want to tell my son that
you want to treat him like you don't care and
you're better than.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Them, see my son.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
My son reads fifteen now. But we know that he
became the rizard when he was don't need help. He
went over we were at paradise.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He actually has confidence.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
He has so much because much too much. Few boys
between like thirteen and sixteen do yeah. So anyone that
does that, you want to even talk to a girl
is gonna kill a good crush.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, but you're right about what you said.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
So he has he's got the confidence thing going so
like remember you like attle kind of. But once he
gets them, he goes wrong because he he doesn't treat
him like crap.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh he loves he loved bombs.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
He no, and they. I think he's over.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
He want to buy a gift, rough something for one
of them.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I think he has.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Stop no gifts. And and I would also tell Jack
step three once she don't get ahold you in the
book girl off, wait you hang out once she texted
you back, don't I know you're gonna want to text
your buddy. I know you're gonna want to text her bud.
Don't text her. Give yourself a day. And then when
she texted you again, be like, yeah, sorry, I was busy.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I mean, what is he doing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He's thirteen, just playing blocks and just just say just
stay busy what I was stuck on his level? On
Mario No, Okay, I don't think that's cool. I don't
think that's cool. BacT baseball practice that yeah, and then
and then you throw out there, something like you come
into the game, kind of make like you do, kind
of like you.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You don't care, but you do, but you want that.
You want a little confusion.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Right now, She's like, what the hell is going on?
She comes, she comes to the game, and you don't.
You don't go over and shider? Were you focus in
the game? You see you're in the stands? You give
her the Hey, what up the head?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I wouldn't like that. As this coach. You need a focus.
He's focused, but you give a head, You give a head.
Now you're not focused.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
How about a wink?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean I wouldn't like any of this.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Actually I winks too much because that means you like
them too much. Just go ahead, I see sweetheart, tip
of the cap.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
See thirteen year old Sky meant Sky.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
She's already.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
One thing I would tell Jack is stay away from Sky,
to stay away from her.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Away.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, So I I met this guy on the log.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Ride back in the day.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Uh is that what they called it?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, no, it's it's I was at you guys are
twisting this bloom. I was at the Santa Cruz Beach Board.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You guys all.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Remember my gang bangers, right? No, No, no, we're confused
using everything. You guys were confusing everything. The log ride
San Cruz Beach boardwalk, you know, the usual water ride,
but the boat thing is shaped like a log, so
it was called the log.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Right, I know, very creative, very creative guys.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And met this guy in line.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Right right behind us, right behind us, thirteen years old.
But no, I met the confident, cocky guy who's like
the wizard, throwing stuff in our hair and kind of
like messing with us.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But that wouldn't I get that, because I get that
because you go girls, I'm telling him, Yah, don't play that,
don't be that, don't want to bother with that. You're
you're you're more mature than that, buddy. Oh wow, girls
like a mature man.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
So got to the front of the line, and that's
when they actually spoke to us, and they wanted because
it was me and another girl, they wanted to ride
the ride with us. And you know how the log
ride is, you kind of sit in between somebody's legs,
you straddle, and so the guys in the back, me
and the girl are in the front of the guy.
(07:58):
We you know, and this guy had a little bit
too much confidence because as we used to going down
the big drop, and I go, hands up. Guess where
his hands goup support?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's Jack. No, I'm not gonna I don't understand what
we're telling the story.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
How's this guy doing? Now you got I don't understand what.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And then we get down there and I go, okay, well,
clearly I got a new boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now we get down.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
This is the most disturbing story I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
In my And that's when we get down and as
we're down, another group of girls walks by.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
But you know, they're kind of hotter, so he's out.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So he felt you up and then left you.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's the second base.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
That was it. But I was just with the thought
of that guy had a lot of confidence.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I mean, this is why I would touch.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is a sexual predator one of the other Eddie.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is why I would toell jacky Chis like this
because they're not they're not.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know, you're literally forty years later, she's still bringing
it up.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I'm still bringing it up.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
This is pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I know.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I know. I would also tell Jack one thing every
once in a while when somebody calls me Jack, like, no,
it's JP.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay, I don't like that one. I don't care about it.
Although I am looking over every time Thor says something.
Emily gets giddy, and so these things may work.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I would watch.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I kind of agree with everything he's saying.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Honest, Yeah, who's the guy in nine on two one?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Who rode the motorcycle?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Dylan?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Who's the guy?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Why would you say, Dylan McKay, thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Who's the guy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Very always had it going on? You do all these things?
I'd say, yeah, you do. Dylan a bad boy. It's Emily.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Look at it.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Wow, she's so in so mysterious.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh wow, I want to go in the lung ride.
I do, though I am a.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Little uncomfortable because I'm in high school.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You look like you're forty five.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So because of my receiving hair.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, we're freshman year feeling. Who would you pick between
these two chicksy Emily? Well, I don't want to say.
We have a prind of Kelly defensive?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Okay, right now?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, this is wild advice. I don't know if my
son is gonna be able to pull this off. Will
you say this to your own son?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Right? I will?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay, here's the thing about me, I wasn't cool when
I was in Jack's age. I was thirteen, I wasn't cool,
and I was when I was thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
What did you play baseball?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Though?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
But I was the funny guy. I was funny.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You got to see pictures of him and that he was.
He was a twarp man, he was a.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I would say twarp.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I was just more.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I was just more like, you know, not attractive. Yeah,
features features so but but but I feel like it
don't matter. It don't matter as long as you got
to comment. So I'm gonna my My parents also didn't
dress me great like I got like I was, you know,
I didn't have the best style between me and my wife.
I'm going to make sure that my kid has great
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style and I'm gonna do everything I can to make
sure what is he's not.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But you you don't understand style for thirteen to sixteen
year olds. You always say things like your big jeans
comment and it does and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know, you don't know Emily still dresses like she's thirteen.
So I'm gonna ask Emily his style. Maybe asked to
ask Red and then we're going to go from there.
And then my son Walker eventually will have good style
and then he's gonna I'm gonna tell him right off
the bat. My dad never told me anything time. Hey,
just talk to these chicks, man, just say what what up?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh? What up?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
What up?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Because he's Walker, someone call me Walk. No, that's so dumb.
Don't need it, gross, you don't need it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, you know Jack, when whenever you know, my wife
drops him off at school, he's got the gaggle of
girls that do the giggle and like hi Jack. So
he's not going to have a problem. I just I
don't know, I don't I don't know if this advice
is the that's just how yeah you?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Is you going to ninth grade?
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Next year?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
High school or next crazy? I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I think so too.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
False confidence works, and false false confident works, And treat
him terribly, don't pay you see him. It's not right.
He's not wrong. The way you see Emily and her
girls in the hallway and they say hi, be like
who are you? Okay? And then you and then you
walk away, and then and then she turns. You turn
you wink at her, give her a little some give
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her a little.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Look at her, look at her in This is crazy. Listen,
you were assaulted on a log ride. I don't know,
I don't know if you shall really be weighing on this,
really