September 29, 2025 • 9 mins
When it comes to the "perks" of being pregnant, Thor's wife doesn't want to take advantage of them because she doesn't want to be seen as different or less abled than other women. However, Thor has a different outlook...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Thor and his wife Hayley are in the final
stages here. We're only like a month away from having
the baby. This time next month, I'll be I mean,
I may be a dad. I may just be waiting. Yeah,
it's really any minute. So we're in the final stages
(00:20):
here of getting ready to have the baby. The baby
is going to be just remember, it's gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be crazy. So we're getting close here. It's
gonna be amazing now because we're in sort of the
final stages here, Thor really believes that his wife should
(00:40):
be doing something that she hasn't been. Now again, this
has to do with her pregnancy and stuff, and you're
not happy that she's not doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
No sucks, what is it. Listen, she's miserable right now.
She's you know, almost nine months pregnant. She's swat around. Go.
It hasn't been fun for anyone in the house. Watson, Wilson,
your dogs, Marshall, Kimmy, the cats, cats, the chickens, everybody's
(01:12):
getting it. Everyone. Saturday morning it was rough, all of
us for no reason, like where it was just like,
oh my god. So I just went into the room
and watched TV with the door closed until until I
heard her come out. Did you like.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Peek out the door cracks?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, the dogs were running with me. So she's had
a rough goal. But you know, she's obviously pregnant at
this point, anyone with eyes could see that she's pregnant.
And every day she's I look gross, I'm disgusting, blah blah,
she feels gross. You know, I get all that.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's a bummer because there are women who are pregnant
who love it. She okay, okay, did you see the
picture of Emily quote bitches, I'm scared when she sees
the picture of Emily from the Pregnant Bikini pageant.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't think she doesn't go over. Well, I don't
think it's.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Haley, you want to be in our pregnant.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's yeah, she hates those women. Okay, I'm sorry, that's fair.
Wow Emily so oh yeah, she's she's more in the
sky world again, take them off, them off. Okay, it's
(02:38):
about to tip over this guy. It's a picture of
sky maybe one of the craziest pictures I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Not crazy, I'm just about to give birth.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I mean, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, I would say, it's crazy. We have a computer
monitor big enough to have that picture on it, honestly,
and this is not a joke. Oh no, she looks
like the zach twin from uh what was his name?
Hurley from Lost? Oh my god, great call, Oh my god,
(03:09):
Hurley's doppel ganger.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
It looked Jamie search Hurley from Lost. Okay, it is
an exact look.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
At that, Okay, Okay, he's an o beast. Man is
no man?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Look at that? Can you not? That's not nice?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Wow? That's hey, Garcia, I'm telling you, hey. You were
on the island.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Everyone were like, what happened to that guy? He's on
the show?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
There is, there is.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm not from Lost.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Everyone has different pregnancies and that's okay. As long as
the baby is healthy, that's all that matters.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, So super super healthy from you?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Wow? So okay.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So yes, that's where we're at. And we were the
other day, we were in line. Last week, we were
in line at Smart and Final and I'm standing there,
Haley standing there, and person in front of us says,
oh my god, I didn't your congratulations you know, on
the baby to my wife, and she says, oh, thanks,
she goes, hey, I was pregnant. I understand where you're at.
(04:18):
Do you want to get in front of me? So
you guys get the heck out of here. And I thought, oh,
what a nice thing to do. You know, this is
great in all my mind. I'm like, and she had
a lot of stuff, she had a cart, and we
only had a few things, but not little amount where
somebody would let us cut. So it was clearly just
because Haley's pregnant. And my wife says, oh, I really
appreciate it, but no thanks, And I'm like, and I
(04:41):
look at her like she's out of her freaking mind.
And then that then I dig in deeper and I say, hey,
when people give you these perks, why are you not
using them? And I go, when you go to Target,
are you not parking at like the She goes, no,
I don't want people to I don't want to be
I don't want to be looked at like that.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And I go look at like that like you you are?
You are?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I go and I go when you're I go, when
you're at work, people will ask, hey, I got it,
don't worry Hayley. We go no, no, no, I'll do
it and I go, what are you doing? You need
to take advantage of these perks. I I next time
we go to a target, I'm gonna park in the
expecting mother parks but sure, okay, but if there, I'm
(05:24):
gonna walk out, Shay, move the car and park myself.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You gotta take advantage of these things.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Society doesn't give you these opportunities all the time, and
we need to take advantage.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Somebody gives you something for free, offers you something, you
take advantage of it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's one of the best parts about being pregnant.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It seems like the only good part.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
If you asked me, okay, I don't disagree with you,
but I think our reasoning is a little different. I
don't really understand. You know you're getting this involved. I
would want it for my wife so she doesn't have
to walk far or you know, somebody obviously is sure.
Sure this guy he wants that's the advantage. It doesn't
(06:01):
sound like you want it for her. It sounds like
you want it for you.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
If we're out somewhere and at a dinner, maybe we
it's like a ten minute wait and somebody says, hey,
I see you're really pregnant. Couldn't you guys want this table?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Bump you to the head. My wife will say no,
I'll say, hell, yeah, why are we waiting?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Why does she not want it? She's just But it's
not like you're you're not disabled. It's not like we're
looking at you like you're disabled. It's you're pregnant, and
so you're getting a little perk.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
World.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
There's nothing wrong with society perks. It's very rare that
you get them, and we should take advantage of them.
And it's crazy that she's not for her. Yeah, we
should take advantage of it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We now do we all remember when at one point
Thor was dating somebody in the military. Oh Jesus, and
it was like on Veterans Day and things like that.
He would take advantage of like the deals and stuff
like that that would be around.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
How out and get like Chili's but all off the
veteran in menu, or like we went to we would
go to we go to. I'd go shopping for clothes
and I'd asked they have a military discount and they
would say yes, So I'd wave my ex girlfriend over
and take the military disc like, dude, she served this country,
Yes she did.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
She did. We we were together.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, but you don't get the disc I'm not pregnant,
but I should be able to park where I want
to park.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That doesn't that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Excuse me psychologically, I'm going through it right now. Why
can't I get that better spot?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Nope, nope, because you're not carrying another life inside of
you right now?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Did you not take advantage of this stuff you were
offered sky like an extra help here and there at work.
I'm sure Eddie was just all about helping you couldn't
get around, Okay, it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Is so rude.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Put these pictures down.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, I would have no problems with somebody letting me
cut in line or you know, letting me sit before
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I was all about it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now I I get her vibe of like, no, it's okay.
I don't want special treatment.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But but yeah, there comes a certain point where your
back hurts so much, you feel so massive that you're
just like, yes, I.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Would like to know you guys don't take like the
trolley or a bust or anything. But if somebody gave
up their she wouldn't take it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I would.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
If somebody said, somebody said to her. If somebody said
where you want to sit and she went, she'd go, No,
I go, aust I don't think that's stupid. I don't
think you understand. I do understand. I feel we're both
technically pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Again, you're you're you're not pregnant.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You're not pregnant physically.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, right, yeah, meant to No, No, mentregnant.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm mentally pregnant. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That doesn't make any sympathy paints. What the other night
I was having brutal gas.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, that's gas.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You always have gas too much, had a couple of sizes.
But I told her it was pregnant. It was sympathy pains. Okay,
so I'm mentally there. I'm mentally note month, No, I
should get the same person.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You should dad get the shorts of the stick man.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Okay, that I agree with, but not in this regard.
He agrees with me.
So Thor and his wife Hayley are in the final
stages here. We're only like a month away from having
the baby. This time next month, I'll be I mean,
I may be a dad. I may just be waiting. Yeah,
it's really any minute. So we're in the final stages
(00:20):
here of getting ready to have the baby. The baby
is going to be just remember, it's gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be crazy. So we're getting close here. It's
gonna be amazing now because we're in sort of the
final stages here, Thor really believes that his wife should
(00:40):
be doing something that she hasn't been. Now again, this
has to do with her pregnancy and stuff, and you're
not happy that she's not doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
No sucks, what is it. Listen, she's miserable right now.
She's you know, almost nine months pregnant. She's swat around. Go.
It hasn't been fun for anyone in the house. Watson, Wilson,
your dogs, Marshall, Kimmy, the cats, cats, the chickens, everybody's
(01:12):
getting it. Everyone. Saturday morning it was rough, all of
us for no reason, like where it was just like,
oh my god. So I just went into the room
and watched TV with the door closed until until I
heard her come out. Did you like.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Peek out the door cracks?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, the dogs were running with me. So she's had
a rough goal. But you know, she's obviously pregnant at
this point, anyone with eyes could see that she's pregnant.
And every day she's I look gross, I'm disgusting, blah blah,
she feels gross. You know, I get all that.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's a bummer because there are women who are pregnant
who love it. She okay, okay, did you see the
picture of Emily quote bitches, I'm scared when she sees
the picture of Emily from the Pregnant Bikini pageant.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't think she doesn't go over. Well, I don't
think it's.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Haley, you want to be in our pregnant.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's yeah, she hates those women. Okay, I'm sorry, that's fair.
Wow Emily so oh yeah, she's she's more in the
sky world again, take them off, them off. Okay, it's
(02:38):
about to tip over this guy. It's a picture of
sky maybe one of the craziest pictures I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Not crazy, I'm just about to give birth.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I mean, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, I would say, it's crazy. We have a computer
monitor big enough to have that picture on it, honestly,
and this is not a joke. Oh no, she looks
like the zach twin from uh what was his name?
Hurley from Lost? Oh my god, great call, Oh my god,
(03:09):
Hurley's doppel ganger.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
It looked Jamie search Hurley from Lost. Okay, it is
an exact look.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
At that, Okay, Okay, he's an o beast. Man is
no man?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Look at that? Can you not? That's not nice?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Wow? That's hey, Garcia, I'm telling you, hey. You were
on the island.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Everyone were like, what happened to that guy? He's on
the show?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
There is, there is.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm not from Lost.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Everyone has different pregnancies and that's okay. As long as
the baby is healthy, that's all that matters.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, So super super healthy from you?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Wow? So okay.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So yes, that's where we're at. And we were the
other day, we were in line. Last week, we were
in line at Smart and Final and I'm standing there,
Haley standing there, and person in front of us says,
oh my god, I didn't your congratulations you know, on
the baby to my wife, and she says, oh, thanks,
she goes, hey, I was pregnant. I understand where you're at.
(04:18):
Do you want to get in front of me? So
you guys get the heck out of here. And I thought, oh,
what a nice thing to do. You know, this is
great in all my mind. I'm like, and she had
a lot of stuff, she had a cart, and we
only had a few things, but not little amount where
somebody would let us cut. So it was clearly just
because Haley's pregnant. And my wife says, oh, I really
appreciate it, but no thanks, And I'm like, and I
(04:41):
look at her like she's out of her freaking mind.
And then that then I dig in deeper and I say, hey,
when people give you these perks, why are you not
using them? And I go, when you go to Target,
are you not parking at like the She goes, no,
I don't want people to I don't want to be
I don't want to be looked at like that.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And I go look at like that like you you are?
You are?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I go and I go when you're I go, when
you're at work, people will ask, hey, I got it,
don't worry Hayley. We go no, no, no, I'll do
it and I go, what are you doing? You need
to take advantage of these perks. I I next time
we go to a target, I'm gonna park in the
expecting mother parks but sure, okay, but if there, I'm
(05:24):
gonna walk out, Shay, move the car and park myself.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You gotta take advantage of these things.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Society doesn't give you these opportunities all the time, and
we need to take advantage.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Somebody gives you something for free, offers you something, you
take advantage of it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's one of the best parts about being pregnant.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It seems like the only good part.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
If you asked me, okay, I don't disagree with you,
but I think our reasoning is a little different. I
don't really understand. You know you're getting this involved. I
would want it for my wife so she doesn't have
to walk far or you know, somebody obviously is sure.
Sure this guy he wants that's the advantage. It doesn't
(06:01):
sound like you want it for her. It sounds like
you want it for you.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
If we're out somewhere and at a dinner, maybe we
it's like a ten minute wait and somebody says, hey,
I see you're really pregnant. Couldn't you guys want this table?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Bump you to the head. My wife will say no,
I'll say, hell, yeah, why are we waiting?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Why does she not want it? She's just But it's
not like you're you're not disabled. It's not like we're
looking at you like you're disabled. It's you're pregnant, and
so you're getting a little perk.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
World.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
There's nothing wrong with society perks. It's very rare that
you get them, and we should take advantage of them.
And it's crazy that she's not for her. Yeah, we
should take advantage of it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We now do we all remember when at one point
Thor was dating somebody in the military. Oh Jesus, and
it was like on Veterans Day and things like that.
He would take advantage of like the deals and stuff
like that that would be around.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
How out and get like Chili's but all off the
veteran in menu, or like we went to we would
go to we go to. I'd go shopping for clothes
and I'd asked they have a military discount and they
would say yes, So I'd wave my ex girlfriend over
and take the military disc like, dude, she served this country,
Yes she did.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
She did. We we were together.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, but you don't get the disc I'm not pregnant,
but I should be able to park where I want
to park.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That doesn't that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Excuse me psychologically, I'm going through it right now. Why
can't I get that better spot?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Nope, nope, because you're not carrying another life inside of
you right now?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Did you not take advantage of this stuff you were
offered sky like an extra help here and there at work.
I'm sure Eddie was just all about helping you couldn't
get around, Okay, it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Is so rude.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Put these pictures down.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, I would have no problems with somebody letting me
cut in line or you know, letting me sit before
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I was all about it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now I I get her vibe of like, no, it's okay.
I don't want special treatment.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But but yeah, there comes a certain point where your
back hurts so much, you feel so massive that you're
just like, yes, I.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Would like to know you guys don't take like the
trolley or a bust or anything. But if somebody gave
up their she wouldn't take it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I would.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
If somebody said, somebody said to her. If somebody said
where you want to sit and she went, she'd go, No,
I go, aust I don't think that's stupid. I don't
think you understand. I do understand. I feel we're both
technically pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Again, you're you're you're not pregnant.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You're not pregnant physically.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, right, yeah, meant to No, No, mentregnant.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm mentally pregnant. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That doesn't make any sympathy paints. What the other night
I was having brutal gas.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, that's gas.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You always have gas too much, had a couple of sizes.
But I told her it was pregnant. It was sympathy pains. Okay,
so I'm mentally there. I'm mentally note month, No, I
should get the same person.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You should dad get the shorts of the stick man.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Okay, that I agree with, but not in this regard.
He agrees with me.
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