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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we are sort of in the home stretch now
in or getting ready to have baby. You're freaking You're
freaking out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
My my brother in law and his wife had their
baby boy a couple of days ago. Okay, grats to them,
and uh it freaked me out a little bit, freaks
out because they've always been like ten weeks ahead of us, yeah,
you know. And then like they were bringing him home
from the hospital and he had like his little clothes
on and everything, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Like, do we have that? Do we have little infant clothes?
Like do we have that carrier? Do we have this?
And then I start seeing like stuff and I'm like,
do we have that? Do we not have that?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So I started freaking out the panic, and then I
started goog I started reading articles about like what to do.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Because what you expect when you're expecting. Because when you
ask a guy when you're in a book, like when
you ask a girl, I have the book, should I
give it to him? You should? He won't read it.
I'm never gonna he won't read it. He'll read an article,
but he won't read a book. Books.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Books are too long. I articles are right to the
point here's the problem. When you ask a girl what
to do, they go on for way too long and
they lose you. When you ask one of your buddies,
that's how the kid, Hey, how what happens?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What do I need to know? They go, You'll figure
it out. Don't worry, you'll figure it out. Don't want
to asking for advice. Your instincts will kick in.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is that advice not advice? You will figure it out.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'll talk to you and then they'll then they'll talk
to me one hundred hours and they don't want to
hear spreadsheet.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't I don't need so panic mode. Okay, that's
not great. Well, I guess something came up sort of
recently between him and his wife, Hayley, about their son,
and there is a big disagreement about this. What the
heck is this all?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So we have a we have a buddy uh and
his wife and they have a they have a son
and cute kid, and they decided that, like I saw
on their insta, I saw on her instagram the other day,
something I thought was a little wild.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But listen, you could do whatever you want. You want
to dress a certain way, you want to look, a
certain way, you want to act a certain way. I
don't care. I'm liberal in that sense. I'm all about it.
Seems weird. I am all about it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You want to wear you want to shave your eyebrows,
wear a wig, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You get tattoo on your face you want to you
want to be a a them? He she, It doesn't
matter to me at all, It really doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That being said, what I did see my buddy's son,
he's about three four years old at the nail salon
with his mom getting his nails painted, and oh wow,
I said, I said to my wife. My wife not
a big manicure chick, which is she doesn't do it
(02:59):
that much.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pedicures though.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Uh her feet okay, feet right now swollen a little
the size of Eddie's cam giant.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Huge. Well am I retaining water?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So I said to her, you know, we were talking
about it, and she says, how great is it that
they let him do that?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And I go, it's great, it's great. Mommy's son outing, yeah,
it's great. Don't look it's great. It's great.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's great that it's not great personally, I believe that
why don't we hold off on that for a little while.
If he eventually wants to get his nails painted and
he's like, you know, older, he still wants He's in
high school and he wants to do it, Okay, go
for it. Really, that's what you want to be. That's
I don't mean that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Wait wait, wait a second, wait a second, wait a
second happening. I I feel like you're saying, if you
paint your nails, there's a certain thing that goes along
with that that's not necessarily the case. Painting your nails
now is like a fashionable thing.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You're doing it at a nail salon with mom.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not in this world, so I don't know. Didn't
Chuck Ladell paint his toenails? What you would?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Fight?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah? Occasionally, and then you know, I do see guys
painting their nails now out of like fashion.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, is this little boy emo?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
He's four?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I just feel like I don't, I don't. I just
would rather he not paint his nail. I just would
rather not have that happen. I'd rather him be I
don't think that's a crazy thing. To say, and if
he wants to do that when he gets older, all right,
no problem, I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You'll be there. You're gonna be That's not true. Now
you're going over the top. Like we have.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Another friend whose kid, his has He has an older
sister and he's three and his sister's like five and
he they're they're very close.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So she said, I want it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
He said he wanted to wear a dress with his
older sister, but his mom bought him a Batman cape instead,
and he loved the Batman cape. And I go, that's great. Yeah,
I go, that's great if you But if he wore
the dress, I was fine with it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I'm just saying. I'm just saying I would the boy
wanted to be wonder Woman and you buy a cake,
that's not cool.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
But I wonder Woman wears a cape too, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The boy wanted to be the full outfit and just
a cape that's not I'm just like, what the hell.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm fine with whatever you want to be. The point is,
if you want to be fabulous, that's great. I don't
want to be fabulous, that's great. If you want to
wear Oregon shirts to work, that's you're not okay with
that's actually I'm actually not okay.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I have a question. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
What if your son was around like some other like
it wasn't at a nail salon that they painted their
hands or their toes like they did it. Their sister was,
you know, like messing around with nail polish, painting her nails,
and then at five, she decided, oh, let me do
your toest, all right. That is that as strange, I
wouldn't like that, you would like to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I wouldn't like that. As a girl dad, I had
to go through the times where you know, I'm playing
with my daughter when she was obviously very young, not
when she's you know, fifteen. You know, she was like
she was like four or five, and we would do
beauty shop and she would put ribbons in my hair
or she would you know, whatever the case hayd be
(06:32):
Yeah I did. I didn't want anything painted on me,
so I would say no, no, no makeup or no,
but she could pretend you put the makeup on the Yeah,
that's fine, and then I would do it, you know,
because I mean I'm a girl dad, and so it
is what it is. My son was never into like
playing with dolls or anything like that. If he did,
(06:54):
I really honestly, it wouldn't have bothered me that much.
I don't prefer it, but it is what it is.
You know, I wouldn't. I wouldn't yell at him or
tell him you can't do that. Yeah, and I wouldn't either, right,
But I also don't. I think it's extreme though, to
say I'm gonna go with mommy to get my nails
painted out of salon. That's pretty extreme. And I don't
(07:16):
know that the kid is wanting that. And if he does,
he says, oh, mom, I see you're doing it. I
want to go do that. I think there should be
an explanation of like, okay, but this is normally a
woman thing. You can go do that with mommy, but
it's normally for women. And then if they still want
to do it, all right, I guess not like there's
(07:36):
anything wrong.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
With it, right well, And I don't if personally for
me in my house, I wouldn't say, here we.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Go, it's I know, we know where I am. I
would say it usually is I usually.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
But I'd say it's for adults, like I know in
my neighborhood there are quite a few men who go
in and get regular manicures.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There's a difference between manicures and painting your nails, right,
And so you're you're twist that because if you want
to go in and just get your manicure with mommy,
I have zero problems.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
And that's what I would say. I I, well, first
of all, I wouldn't do any of this because that
crap is expensive, So to pay for that for a
little kid, like.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Just from that, you're mudding the waters.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
But but that's that's where I would go. Like, if
if my son really really wanted to do this with
mom and wanted to have this go to the nails
a special.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Day, I would say.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, normally you're making this so well.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I'm I'm just trying to think, why would the boy
want to do this like this.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Is because he sees his mom doing it, and so
he probably wants the nail polish Otherwise, like that wouldn't
make sense to just go with mommy to the nail salon.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
He probably wants his nails painted. Yeah, if you just
want to manicure again, that's fine, But painting your nails
is a little bit different, and that to me is
for women. Oh, you don't see a ton of guys
with their nails. Do you see some but not more
majority females.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, and it's definitely generational, like Eddie, mine and your generation. Yeah,
most guys are painting their nails. But you know, the
my daughter's generation, there's a lot of guys with nails painting.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't know if there's a lot of guys, there
may be some.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Compared to our generation. It's it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Listen, there's one person we got to ask here. Yeah,
the coolest mom on the planet. You heard that earlier today, Emily.
This morning we heard them vol super cool and she
called me a loser in a dork. I we all
agree with that, but we all knew that's what you're
(09:43):
You have a very close relationship. Some say a little,
you know, to too close with your son. Read if
when he was a young young child four years old,
five years old, says he wants to go get his
nails done with mommy, what's your response. I would respond
exactly the way you did, Eddie. That's typically a girl thing.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think I might have even said that back in
the day, like if he was asking me about the
nails letting. I think he might have even done that
when I was painting my nails in the living room
or something, and he said he wanted it on him.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And I think I said, the girl, that color is fabulous?
Is that is? That was a clip? Was that clip?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I think you better work, little Read. That's what he said,
you better work.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I don't think he did, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't know. I wasn't there. I don't know. I
wasn't there. Yeah, girl, I like that color.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
He didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No, he didn't do that, Okay, but I think he
asked me back in the day and I said no.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
He said no, Now what about now? Because read?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, you better? What did he That's a clip
from it in the living room?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
That was read?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Because you heard Sky say generational. You are the coolest
mom that reads out there. You better what Read wants
to paint his pinky or whatever these kids do.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Well because because reads very fashioned forward, he'll wear like
glasses just because for fashion.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You better what very fashion?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
He'll wear that, sorry, because of fashion. So if he's
like mom, all the you know whatever influencers are painting
their nails.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Now, yes, I whatever, that's fine if you want to
do that now because he's he did buy like a
pearl necklace recently that was sorry, whoa hello?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And I think no, feed.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Steady, but I think I said, that's a girl necklace.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Still type of chicks like it is? That's yeah. Is
there anything to still being able to say hey, not
under my roof?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Can I not say that anymore? Because my dad, I
want an near ring grown up. I always wanted the
one earring because I wanted to look like I want
to look like Vince Michael or Vince Neil or whatever.
And I really want an earing. And my dad said, no,
as long as you live here, you can't have an earring.
It sucked, you know, I get it, But that's the way.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
With comparison to because my dad was the same way.
I wanted an earing because Stone called Steve Austin had
one sick and my dad.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Said, no, I kind of want to be shown michaels
I had I had a mullet. I wanted to have
an earring had been perfect, Yeah, I would have been
the heart breaking kid heart. He said, no, you're not
allowed to do that anymore.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I just don't think we can bring gender into it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So well that he didn't. Why do you think he
didn't want me to have an ear?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
You can't say it, but you can't say he.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did say he said a lot of really bad things.
She said some bad things.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
You kid, Now you can't say, but you could say
back then, I'm sure he definitely did.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
But but in Sky's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Pick God, I don't live in that world. You can definitely.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Still say not under my roof. You can say the
vague because I said so, because I'm the parent, But
you just can't bring gender.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, So Thor's kid paint his nails, He's gonna
say work, He's gonna drop a little bit of that.
This is gonna be a better might be that maybe
your first I turned around, I'm like, who said that?
Did you say? Okay,