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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, here we go. You guys, this is a big deal.
So we heard the announcements a few weeks ago that
Thor and his wife Haley are preggers. They ain't got
a baby out of the way. I don't even know
that was impossibility.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, you know, they were always on the fence whether
or not they want to.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I know that physically sky their marriage, but the.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Other side of the fence, like the side of the fence,
I thought that leaning towards not.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well one of one of us, you don't need to
point at her was studio completely against having kids. Ever.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I've heard. I heard it made her want to
throw up a couple of times. She was not she
was not for it, but therapy, Yeah changed her mind.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is that Is that what finally clipped Hailey? Is that
what the deal was? Or did you just decided at
one point I'm ready? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I was not interested at all.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, it turns out weekly therapy this actually sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, and you know that you're how many weeks are you?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Fifteen and a half?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is mentally are you like prepared? Like do you go, okay,
I'm in it now?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I'm so scared.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, that's normal. The other day, imagine the pain she's
going to go for it. Imagine mind can't imagine.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
This thing coming out. Is so scared it it's exciting.
And then I'm like, oh my god, it's got to
come out of there.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, that's crazy. At some point it will crazy. It
is crazy and so okay, so are we leaning one
way or the other? Now? I know that there are
old wives tales about like if you're having a boy,
you have bad morning sickness or something like that. I
don't even know, sicy food, or if the kid has
(01:49):
hair like you're supposed to have, you'll have. Yeah, Honestly,
there's all kinds of wacky things out there. Is there
one way you're leaning based on how you're feeling, Haley,
I think.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
These wives as come from somewhere because I have I
only crave sour stuff. I put like three lemons in
a glass of lemonade. It's so good and spicy, and
always like spicy stuff, salty stuff, like salty, spicy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Already. I thought when I was pregnant, I started loving avocados.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
So I'm leaning towards boy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I kind of wanted to be a girl.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wow, Okay, Yeah, clearly I want a boy. I mean,
I am shocked.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I mean I have I have a couple of friends
that have girls and it's great, and one day I
would love to have a girl because we want to
have two kids, because I just don't want to be
those parents with one kid. I've seen things I just
can't imagine. Oh man, I can't imagine coming. I've seen
those parents. I've seen those parents. And I but a
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couple of my friends have girls and they tell me
things like you don't even get it until you have
a girl. I'm just like, all right, bro, what does
that mean. I don't know, it's weird. I started with
a girl, I know, but boy, just.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
How special daddy daughter moments? But I think you have
that was the son too. Yeah, it's like the craziest things.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Just I just think that you say, what one thing
you don't have is better than the other thing, you
know what I mean. But obviously I want a boy
because we have two kids. My nightmare would be having
two girls. There's a nightmare because then you have to
have a third kid. And if that's a girl, I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What sorry, Okay, So if it is a girl, do
we have a name ready? To go. We did, what
do we got going? We both like the name Joey
j O.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
This said forever.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I've been saying this from Dawson's Creek Joey from
you're naming your daughter after D's Creek.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's correct, that's correct. And her middle name was going
to be May and am Joey.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Joey come on in, yeah, come on, we're making a pot.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I like it though.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Joe Dodd is her name. I mean that's the last
name name.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Discussion, boy name, What do we got? So?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Haley's maiden name is Walker, but she changed it to Dodd,
such a such, so we decided that his name, if
it's a boy, will be Walker Dodd. Okay, so it
has met. His middle name is Derek Jeter Dodd. I
wanted Eli Jeter. I wanted Jeter, but Haley said no,
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Jeter would be the weirdest first name. Jeter.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
He's had the worst like inputs for boy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah. Bernie Williams is my favorite, one of my favorite
Yankees growing up.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So I said Bernie Dre d R d r A
dodd g r A I d r A y d
r A y Dre Dodge.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It was, yeah, what about Buster yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yesterday was Oscars. Yesterday was my dog Oscars for your
anniversary of his dying. All right, Pete, I wanted.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oscar, I mean, what are we doing right now?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But she said no, walk, Oscar Dodd thin about that phenomenon?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wait, did you tell us the middle name Walker Thomas
because her stepdad he passed away?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Walker Thomas. Walker is a cool name, really cool name.
My issue with Walkers I don't what's the abbreviation? You know? Walk?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
He doesn't go by anything his name Tyler. He doesn't
have a nickname.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
People call you Tye. I hated it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I try, and I don't want to call if we
have if we have a son, I don't want to
call him Dub because I remind me of our friend
b Dub forbid.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Don't do that. That's you have to have a abbreviation.
I want one, but it's too late. We've already decided.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I also pitched Marshall from eminem But we have a
cat named Marshall.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
And he's actually pushed really hard for this.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Because I said, we can name n Marshall Walker DoD. Yeah,
but she said no, Yeah, Walker's a cooler.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Day, Yeah, Walker, Joe Walker or Joey May but.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Still from Dawson's Creep.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
That's right, Like how old were you when you decided
on Joey fifteen sixteen?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
But we changed the spelling. It's j o I E.
That's how we'll spell it, j o I E oh
I E. Yeah is that joe Is that.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Actually have another Joey in our life that we didn't
super love?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So it ruined j.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
O U I from Okay, Okay, we had to change
it up. Ye. Now this whole time, from what I understand, Hayley,
you want to know the gender, right.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, Like it's not an option not to find out.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Really, I mean, what do people do fifteen years ago?
They just waited?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I mean fifty fifty the technology bro.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I mean my mom found out that in the two thousands,
we couldn't find out guys.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, and guess what today people lived in caves. But
at one point we decided to.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, the problem here is Haley wanted to find out immediately.
I wanted to wait, and they could be the coolest thing.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I know. If anyone knows Haley, they know she's gonna
tell me. So you can't. You were thinking like Haley
was gonna find out. You weren't going to find out.
That was possible, There's no but it's natural to slip
just when you're talking about it and say, you know,
oh she's kicking today, and you go, what, yeah, you
(07:44):
said she yeah, So you know.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You are like no, or you just secretly tell your
best friend.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
And then she starts sending over a bunch of pink
or blue things.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well to that point, somehow.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
She started Haley started to tell me that she just
was going to tell everybody. She wasn't going to find
out because she knows somebody's going to ruin it, and
then im and then she started blaming me and gaslighting me,
telling me I'm taking that away from her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He sat gaslight everything. It's his favorite word. He doesn't
use correctly by the time. Okay, so yeah, one person
can't know and the other person not know. That's impossible.
You can't do that with our With my daughter, we
decided we were going to be surprised and we decided
to wait until the birth. It was so annoying, but
(08:27):
it was amazing when the moment it happened, when the
sky mattered. She wasn't involved in the decision.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Guys, maybe early upset.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I tried to get in there and influence the decision,
but uh no, it made shopping really difficult.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
But you know, so with the second one, we went
through that for the first ones. For the second one
we said, all I will find out and it did
make things a little bit easier and things like that
with planning the nursery and all that stuff. So well,
that's kind of weird. Green and yellow foresty. I think
blue is neutral though you're you're you're a dope then,
(09:06):
because you know, I.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Would go blue like giants, colors like giants. It doesn't
Girl and boy, New York giants.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
You put your baby girl in that and you take
her to the grocery store and we'd be.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Like, oh, what's his name? Her hair? What? You throw
a bow on her? Super? All right? So, oh my god,
it has been up to me and me alone. What
is up with this? Well, we had to pick one,
and you you chicks, I don't trust. Excuse me, you
(09:40):
guys are too into this, Like it's your too crazy.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I would have had like a cannon out in the
parking lot with colored confetti or something, make any sense.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Uh, It's up to me to figure out, all right,
how are we going to do the gender reveal? What
are we going to do? And we've seen all the
different things that they do online. There's been a lot
of fails on line. I was like, do I have
Haley throw them a pitch? But then what if Thorst strikes.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Out to say that I don't trust you far?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't know she's got a heater, you know, I
feel like, you know, yes she does. She played baseball.
So there's like other things that we could have done,
you know, like the balloon thing. I'm like, yeah, dumb,
I thought, no, you know what we're gonna do. I decided,
let's do the traditional cutting of the cake. Okay, So
I thought it would be fun to cut the cake,
(10:30):
open it up, see what we do. Pink for girl,
blue for a boy. It's not gender. It could be
like pin stripe blue. So I had a specialty cake made. Wow,
look at this guy? What do yeah? And so, Emily,
if you would like to bring over said cake, what
(10:52):
kind of cake flavor? Well? Again the inside his specialties?
You know I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, well, fresh cup coffee.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm ready. As you can open it up here you
can see what the cake is made of. You're a
real What do you mean? What what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It looks like a giant stick of butter, that's why,
and it sets butter on it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You're a real son of a bitch. You're real to me? Real?
What what is going to make the most sense? I
don't eat butter?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Assaulted or are you assaulted or an unst.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It is a giant stick of butter. Cake? It is cake.
You know, I know we're going to play the game.
Is it cake? It is cake? I know Thor wanted
just he's looking. I know that's not butter, but drool
a butter butter inside. Look at this guy just pull
out of his back, just carries I don't have bats.
(11:57):
I don't. So it is a giant I hate you
stick of butter. That also but inside? It is what
you will be having. It is going to be the
gender of the baby. Is it going to be butter inside?
I'm having a butter baby?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I mean, honestly, not funny everyone that said no it
wouldn't because I don't. I don't just live off of butter.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Are you worried Haley in the delivery room that the
doctor will say no.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It makes slide.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Actually, I can't believe it is but.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Funny, and the doctor catches it with a piece of toast.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Stop baby's butter. He knows that's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
She knows the middle name. Change the middle name Joey butter,
baby Butter.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Here's the nickname you've wanted.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
There you go, all right, here we go. Uh. You
guys have to hold the knife together. This is what
we do. Yes do and you can, you know, slice
it open and do your thing. Are you nervous at all?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What are you feeling? I'm a little nervous, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Like I said, obviously, I don't care if it's a girl,
I lean boy, because.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You have to say the thing. As long as it's as.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Long as healthly mentally and physically, that's all I care.
That's all I care about about that. Whatever, if whatever
it is. Could we get some emotion here? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't know. Hailey's really mad at me because during
our wedding I didn't cry. Yeah, what was up? Once?
I just don't cry teared up? You teared up for it.
I mean, Hailey looks so beautiful. I was great. I
never cry.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And when we when I found out we were pregnant,
I didn't really cry.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I was like really happy. I just don't.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
She hates that I don't cry. You should we have
we have the two opposite. Emily cries at everything. I cry, true,
start crying.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Please get to mess I'm dying right, I'm sorry, I'm
freaking out.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, whenever you guys are ready do the slicing and
we're about to find out what the baby will be.
It's like they don't even know how to hold. What
is wrong with your finger? Thorn? Oh you're the million?
What is it? What is it? Yeah? That's exciting. When
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that's exciting. When I found out, I thought to myself,
there is no way the universe is going to give
thorible a girl that just doesn't This doesn't work, you know,
And so do you seem really more focused on No,
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I'm very excited.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I am already thinking about you know Walker, little Walker
baseball football star. I mean, we have her brothers are
not one of her brother's coaches in college, and he's good.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't know what I'm doing the.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Football star Giants fan, New York Giants fan, Yankee fan, Wait,
hold on a minute, Knicks fan, like this is great?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Like why do you get all the choices because you
know my son, we're dropping my son.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Congratulations you guys. This is exciting man boy boy, I mean,
I don't know, this is crazy show boy. Yeah. Hey wow,
good stuff. Alright, congratulations, there you go.