November 4, 2025 • 16 mins
Thor is a father! The gang shares their first reactions to the baby being born and also what Thor will be missing while he is out.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a baby. Baby Walker has
around what this is insane? It is insane, Holy cow.
Of course the baby comes a day before the schedulecy Section.
(00:21):
Of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you're having
a baby. It's absolutely always chaos, and you know everything
that you plan for it never happens. It was pretty crazy.
So last night we get a text from Thor It
said it was about five o'clock, said, hey, guys, not
(00:41):
coming in tomorrow. Haley had another bad headache, blood pressure
is high. Baby is coming tonight at nine thirty. Oh
my gosh. And we were like what, oh my god, Like,
oh oh yeah, honestly I got nervous. Yeah, I had
like a sense of nerves like come over me, like,
oh oh.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because you did, because I definitely know Sky and I
were like like I felt like I needed to do something, yes,
you like, what do I do I want?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Because my my thing, like whatever somebody texts something big
is going on, whether it's emergency or like a life event,
I always want to text back, let me know if
I can help, and then what the hell the hospital?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sky?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I feel you like, So that's what I wanted to say.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But I said, if I type this in this text
thread right now, like this up, Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I actually needed that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That would have been calmed your nerves. But I felt
that way, like I need to help. What can I
deliver or order? Maybe I have the same thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And then I was like, and then I realized who
was in said text screw who.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Chilled back a little man? That would have been great.
I'm disappointed in you too, not wanting to help. That sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, not a midwife.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What are you going to I.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Mean, I'm very feeble.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
If my adrenaline spikes, I get the shakes, like I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The We know, we know nobody was asking, and so
obviously they were headed to the hospital, so don't really
need you. So yes, that was the kind of last
thing we heard. And you know, obviously if there is
any sort of health complication, that's kind of scary. And
he told us, you know that over the weekend they
(02:21):
had the exact same situation. They were able to get that,
you know, blood pressure down, headache went away, all that stuff,
so they didn't have to perform the sea section over
the weekend, but it happened again. And so I think
he said it was preclampsia, and so they were like,
you can't mess around when when the baby's this close
and they're gonna have sea section anyway, get that baby
(02:42):
out of there. Get that baby out of it. Yeah,
so very you know, kind of similar to when we
had my baby, Taylor, Taylor. Just everything was going fine.
We were getting ready, We're in the delivery you know area,
you know, in our room, and then all of a sudden,
all hell break loose. Baby you know, went number two
(03:03):
in her inside and there that was it. They were like,
let's we got a yanker out of there, and so
we were going to do a natural birth. But then
they were like, nope, done, get her out of there,
and so all hell broke loose. Same kind of thing.
It's just crazy, man. Yeah, the same thing with you, Emily.
You were you know, in delivery or labor for hours. Yeah,
for like five days, for like five days out pushing.
(03:24):
It felt like it was over twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And then I did start like I did obviously I'd
been pushing, and then his head started to come out.
But then they went, nope, he's not gonna fit. It's
not going to work out. For whatever reason, I don't
I don't know if that was actually the reason that Okay,
I don't know, I'm not fit computer that you kind
of want to, I know you want to, and then
pushed him back in and we're like, we're taking you
(03:47):
to C section, and so there was an emergency. All
hell breaks loose. You're like, what's going on. I'm confused,
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, it's like nuts. Robert was there for you though.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Huh oh, yeah, you know it's true.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
True. Godly did remind Thor to bring Floss in the
text threat.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I thought that was a wild recommendation.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I thought that was very smart.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
We heard yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I honestly didn't think Sky was going to reply for
like hours. You got in there pretty quickly. It was
about a half an hour later, but I was like,
Skuy's not going to see this until like eight o'clock tonight. Yeah,
like the baby's aready?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Maybe today?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Seriously, yeah, because when I get home, I'll like leave
my phone and then I won't check it for hours.
And so I just happened to check it, and when
I saw I was only twenty minutes out of the
original text, I'm like, I run a lot proud because
out of all texts to like be late on and
to not resive, this.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Is the one we've been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is not the one to be laid on. So
I was thrilled I actually saw it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And we know how thor is with responded this text.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It would have been bad, bad, So I was kind
of hoping we'd get some sort of update before I
went to bed last night. But you know, I hadn't
heard anything, and you know how that kind of goes,
you know things he said nine nine thirty, but that
who knows what it's the hospital really? Yeah, you just know,
aren't really sure. So it wasn't until I got up
this morning saw my phone. We got a text at
(05:17):
after midnight last night and it's a picture of the
baby and says born at eleven fifty nine. When forty
seconds so twenty seconds later he would have born. I've
been born on November fourth today, but he was born
on November third.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, that's crazy, isn't that wild?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Twenty seconds?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's insane?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And like cat who calls it? Does the doctor like
as soon as the baby's out, do you go eleven
fifty not forty?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They must have like they have a stop watching write that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know, like I never knew that. I just
think they have a clock like.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Ours, okay, like the drive through Colock car sy.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yes, because I actually remember there was a clock in
the delivery room like that, like a digital clock with seconds,
and I remember seeing it. Really yeah, okay, so maybe
that's now. I have no idea. Would you like to
know how much baby Walker weighed? Oh my gosh, what
was the final weight?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Because we knew every check they went into that baby
was getting bigger.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean it was almost a month ago. We heard
nine pounds, yeah, which I could not wrap my head around.
Nine pounds. I could not run. That's why I was
saying any second that baby's got No, it wasn't done cooking.
So we got a we got a big old turkey
here turkey. Well it's almost it is the baby weight
officially eleven point zero eight nine pounds.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Baby that's going.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
To feed the whole family. Yeah, that is stunning, A
big baby, Absolutely stunning.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've actually never we were saying yesterday, I think it
was yesterday, and none of us have ever known anybody
that had a ten pound baby. No, like, I've never
even heard. I didn't even think of eleven baby.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So this would probably make a very happy. I was
talking to Big Rich down the hall at KGB, who
is a former NFL offensive lineman. He weighed over eleven pounds.
He did, yes, when he was born. And because I
was saying, I don't know anybody that was born that
was over you know, double digits. Yeah, and he goes, yeah,
I was eleven pounds, and I go, oh, dude, I
(07:20):
gotta tell Thorpe because he would love to have Well,
I didn't know the baby was gonna be eleven pounds. Yeah,
And so for some reason, I was also thinking, like
he's got this wrong, like this entire time, Like he
screwed this up. The baby's eight pounds, you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's where I thought too. Actually, my sister even said something. Yes,
she was kind of like my sister was like, you know,
like that's not always accurate when they weigh them inside,
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's not something I had. Yeah, I like something wrong here. Yeah,
but no, so you know, Walker could be a giant kid.
You know who knows twenty one point five inches long,
which is pretty pretty long. It's a big baby man.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The photo of in the photo, there's one of the
him swaddled, but there's one of him sprawled out, which
is like it looks kind of like it was right
soon after it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, because the ability record, you still see.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He doesn't know what that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Never never seen one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He looks like he could be toddling around.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Could be crawling already. I could be crawling.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, I'm not kidding, like we're about to walk anything.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He like walks out like he's already complaining. Held here, Yeah,
you're you gonna put the Monday Night came on? What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Night game?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Honestly, it couldn't have been better for Thor because I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I was going to ask you about how does this
work out? If it's perfect after Monday night football at end?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yes, okay, so he may. I don't know what they
were doing. Obviously, we'll find out, you know, the whole
story once you know, he figures it out or whatever.
The game had ended, so I don't know if he
was watching the game or not. He doesn't. He hates
the Cowboys, so I don't think he cared Cowboys. Cardinals
wasn't It wasn't a great game, so I don't think
he cared that much, you know, if he would have
(09:08):
missed the game or not. But now he's got until Thursday,
until Thursday night football, and so that's perfect for him
because because you're gonna have all of today, all of
tomorrow to kind of get your bearings, kind of understand Okay,
this is the deal. And then they'll probably go home
maybe Friday, Saturday somewhere back there, and then he'll be
home for Sunday football, which is all he wants. Can
(09:31):
you imagine watching his first games with his son. It's nuts, Like,
it's perfect for him. It worked out perfectly for him.
Time was the football gods. I for some reason, part
of me didn't want it to work out. Part of you,
you know, you wanted that to happen. You wanted him
to be as miserable as possible. I'm sorry, I'm not saying,
(09:55):
are you kidding me? The amount of crap he gives her?
Come on like that, Like Emily wanted that to happen,
but it actually worked out perfectly for him. So baby's
doing great. Mom is doing great. I don't know about
thor who cares, Yeah, but I think everybody's doing great.
So I don't think he's slept yet. So because we
(10:16):
text him this morning and I was like, oh, we'll
probably won't hear from him, you know, because as soon
as I got the message that had baby. You know,
this was four o'clock this morning, I was like, do
I text And I'm like, yeah, I'm just you know,
because it's only four hours since the since the baby,
and I was like, it's possibly to sleep. It's possible.
I just didn't know, and so I shot him a
text and then you guys started texting right and then
(10:39):
he texted right away. Yeah, and he said that him
and Haley have yet to sleep because they're too worried
that something may happen. This is bad, no, dude, opposite.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is the moment you're supposed to sleep because when
the baby is first born, it's like tired from being born.
So I specifically remember the nurses saying like you got
like four to six hours now sleep.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, like sleep now, because once this.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Baby was what she's been through.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're in a hospital, you freak show everywhere. I remember
figuring it out when I brought the baby home on
your own place by myself.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Where's the nurse?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
This is all now?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah? Sorry, yeah, I don't understand like that, but you know,
he's going to be so hyper freaked out, you know,
this entire time. I don't know how this is going
to go. Hopefully I'll get some sleep.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, but now it's like really on Thor like Haley.
I know he's been complaining, of course, but Haley's been
doing all the heavy lifting up till this point, and
now it is on him.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Trust me. I know when when we had our kids,
we had c sections for both of them and Dad.
Dad has to kind of do everything because you can't
really get up yet, you know, you had major surgery
and so you're laid out. And so I remember like
the first diaper. The nurse brought me over and I
was like, all right, Dad changed the diaper and I went, huh, what,
(12:09):
like what are you seriously and so she showed me, which,
by the way, the first diaper is the most disgusting
diaper on the planet. It is like black tar that
comes out because they're inside of a thing, and then
like they don't know, it's like not real food, and
I don't know what the hell. Yeah, it's like one
of the grossest things. And I probably used seventy five wipes.
(12:32):
And I'm not kidding because I'm just like one, no, no, one, okay, no, no,
like what is this thing getting clean? So he'll figure
it out. But then yeah, he's on diaper duty now,
he's on like you know, anytime the baby needs anything,
he's gonna be on it, like bring the baby over
to Haley like all that. He's going to be NonStop.
(12:52):
I don't think he understand. I tried to explain it
to him, but he's not gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You did, You've tried it. We've all tried to explain it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
He doesn't get it. He's gonna have time to play
PS Five totally.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
The baby's gonna sleep through the night because they got
some sleep thing that.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
They figured out.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
The magic formula, the magic formula that no human being
has ever fissured out. They've got it figured out.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He's read one book. He's got it down. That's the
best Mom's on call book. What. Yeah, I think it
was wild And I never brought this up because I
asked him before. I'm like, hey, man, are you guys
going to do any classes or anything like that? And
he's like, oh, yeah, I think we're gonna do. We
have to do this, Like uh not, Lama's because they
knew they were having a CPR or section. He said
(13:37):
they were thinking about doing like this baby CPR class
and then that was also going to teach them other things.
They never did it, so I'm like, okay, well have
fun Brook, you'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, and then also think about all the newborn clothes
they got his gifts.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
None of them are gonna fit. Think about that.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Ben Pounder dude, that's crazy, like so light. Yeah, so
hopefully they.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Kept all the tags on because I specifically told Thor,
I said, lots of babies don't fit newborn, don't take
the tags off. But we'll see because that's a that's.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
A two year old. They got to talk. I mean, yeah,
they're like twenty four months right.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, so it's uh, it's gonna be Eddie and the
gals here for a couple of weeks while Thor is
on patnity to leave shot Jamie. The text Affterward. Did
you get nervous, Jamie? No, okay, it's just the text
from you, But you said you've been like freaked out
waiting for the text to come in. Yeah, because I
didn't know if it was going to happen, Like in
the middle of the night or so that's what you're
(14:39):
worried about. Yeah, So like I have my alarm set
for five o'clock. Yeah, and if you're no text. If
no text, I wouldn't know and you'd be like, hey,
where are you and be like in bed?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, sleeping, sleeping.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So I text Jamie after we got the text that
the baby was coming, like, hey, you're in yeah. And
so Jamie will be in the Big Boys studio now
for a couple of weeks. I'm uncomfortable already. I'm uncomfortable already.
So the only thing about this is the timing, because
(15:12):
today is one of the biggest days in the show
all year long. Like Thour looks forward to this more
than anything. And I'm not joking, I know we like
we get excited for kegs and eggs, we get excited
for all these other things. This is Thor's biggest day
of the year and he's not here, and what are
(15:34):
gods that? Also, like it's crazy People Magazine has revealed
their Sexiest Man Alive cover, which Thor has massive thoughts on.
Of course, so of course we're going to talk about
that coming up. And then he reveals his best looking
Guys in Hollywood List, which has now become so big
and so ridiculous that people like market on their calendars.
(15:57):
Is not here for it, so it will be Eddie's
best Looking Guys in Hollywood List. I was ready to go.
I had the backup list. If Thor was here, he
was going to do his and then mine would have
been faded away. But I'm going to do my list today,
which is crazy. My criteria a little different.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
So.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I kid you not. He was here yesterday working on it.
He saw him, Jamie. Yeah, like he was here hours
after the show. It's working on it. He doesn't work
hard on anything.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
We had a separate meeting. We had a separate meeting
that he didn't go to it. I walked back and
I saw him through the glass in here. I go,
the hell are you doing? Still, Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
He's here for hours working on it and he's not
going to do it, which is crazy. So yeah, it's
gonna be a wild show today. But no Thor babies here.
Congratulations to the whole family. It's awesome. Man,
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a baby. Baby Walker has
around what this is insane? It is insane, Holy cow.
Of course the baby comes a day before the schedulecy Section.
(00:21):
Of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you're having
a baby. It's absolutely always chaos, and you know everything
that you plan for it never happens. It was pretty crazy.
So last night we get a text from Thor It
said it was about five o'clock, said, hey, guys, not
(00:41):
coming in tomorrow. Haley had another bad headache, blood pressure
is high. Baby is coming tonight at nine thirty. Oh
my gosh. And we were like what, oh my god, Like,
oh oh yeah, honestly I got nervous. Yeah, I had
like a sense of nerves like come over me, like,
oh oh.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because you did, because I definitely know Sky and I
were like like I felt like I needed to do something, yes,
you like, what do I do I want?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Because my my thing, like whatever somebody texts something big
is going on, whether it's emergency or like a life event,
I always want to text back, let me know if
I can help, and then what the hell the hospital?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sky?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I feel you like, So that's what I wanted to say.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But I said, if I type this in this text
thread right now, like this up, Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I actually needed that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That would have been calmed your nerves. But I felt
that way, like I need to help. What can I
deliver or order? Maybe I have the same thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And then I was like, and then I realized who
was in said text screw who.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Chilled back a little man? That would have been great.
I'm disappointed in you too, not wanting to help. That sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, not a midwife.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What are you going to I.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Mean, I'm very feeble.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
If my adrenaline spikes, I get the shakes, like I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The We know, we know nobody was asking, and so
obviously they were headed to the hospital, so don't really
need you. So yes, that was the kind of last
thing we heard. And you know, obviously if there is
any sort of health complication, that's kind of scary. And
he told us, you know that over the weekend they
(02:21):
had the exact same situation. They were able to get that,
you know, blood pressure down, headache went away, all that stuff,
so they didn't have to perform the sea section over
the weekend, but it happened again. And so I think
he said it was preclampsia, and so they were like,
you can't mess around when when the baby's this close
and they're gonna have sea section anyway, get that baby
(02:42):
out of there. Get that baby out of it. Yeah,
so very you know, kind of similar to when we
had my baby, Taylor, Taylor. Just everything was going fine.
We were getting ready, We're in the delivery you know area,
you know, in our room, and then all of a sudden,
all hell break loose. Baby you know, went number two
(03:03):
in her inside and there that was it. They were like,
let's we got a yanker out of there, and so
we were going to do a natural birth. But then
they were like, nope, done, get her out of there,
and so all hell broke loose. Same kind of thing.
It's just crazy, man. Yeah, the same thing with you, Emily.
You were you know, in delivery or labor for hours. Yeah,
for like five days, for like five days out pushing.
(03:24):
It felt like it was over twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And then I did start like I did obviously I'd
been pushing, and then his head started to come out.
But then they went, nope, he's not gonna fit. It's
not going to work out. For whatever reason, I don't
I don't know if that was actually the reason that Okay,
I don't know, I'm not fit computer that you kind
of want to, I know you want to, and then
pushed him back in and we're like, we're taking you
(03:47):
to C section, and so there was an emergency. All
hell breaks loose. You're like, what's going on. I'm confused,
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, it's like nuts. Robert was there for you though.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Huh oh, yeah, you know it's true.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
True. Godly did remind Thor to bring Floss in the
text threat.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I thought that was a wild recommendation.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I thought that was very smart.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
We heard yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I honestly didn't think Sky was going to reply for
like hours. You got in there pretty quickly. It was
about a half an hour later, but I was like,
Skuy's not going to see this until like eight o'clock tonight. Yeah,
like the baby's aready?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Maybe today?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Seriously, yeah, because when I get home, I'll like leave
my phone and then I won't check it for hours.
And so I just happened to check it, and when
I saw I was only twenty minutes out of the
original text, I'm like, I run a lot proud because
out of all texts to like be late on and
to not resive, this.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Is the one we've been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is not the one to be laid on. So
I was thrilled I actually saw it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And we know how thor is with responded this text.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It would have been bad, bad, So I was kind
of hoping we'd get some sort of update before I
went to bed last night. But you know, I hadn't
heard anything, and you know how that kind of goes,
you know things he said nine nine thirty, but that
who knows what it's the hospital really? Yeah, you just know,
aren't really sure. So it wasn't until I got up
this morning saw my phone. We got a text at
(05:17):
after midnight last night and it's a picture of the
baby and says born at eleven fifty nine. When forty
seconds so twenty seconds later he would have born. I've
been born on November fourth today, but he was born
on November third.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, that's crazy, isn't that wild?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Twenty seconds?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's insane?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And like cat who calls it? Does the doctor like
as soon as the baby's out, do you go eleven
fifty not forty?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They must have like they have a stop watching write that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know, like I never knew that. I just
think they have a clock like.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Ours, okay, like the drive through Colock car sy.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yes, because I actually remember there was a clock in
the delivery room like that, like a digital clock with seconds,
and I remember seeing it. Really yeah, okay, so maybe
that's now. I have no idea. Would you like to
know how much baby Walker weighed? Oh my gosh, what
was the final weight?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Because we knew every check they went into that baby
was getting bigger.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean it was almost a month ago. We heard
nine pounds, yeah, which I could not wrap my head around.
Nine pounds. I could not run. That's why I was
saying any second that baby's got No, it wasn't done cooking.
So we got a we got a big old turkey
here turkey. Well it's almost it is the baby weight
officially eleven point zero eight nine pounds.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Baby that's going.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
To feed the whole family. Yeah, that is stunning, A
big baby, Absolutely stunning.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've actually never we were saying yesterday, I think it
was yesterday, and none of us have ever known anybody
that had a ten pound baby. No, like, I've never
even heard. I didn't even think of eleven baby.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So this would probably make a very happy. I was
talking to Big Rich down the hall at KGB, who
is a former NFL offensive lineman. He weighed over eleven pounds.
He did, yes, when he was born. And because I
was saying, I don't know anybody that was born that
was over you know, double digits. Yeah, and he goes, yeah,
I was eleven pounds, and I go, oh, dude, I
(07:20):
gotta tell Thorpe because he would love to have Well,
I didn't know the baby was gonna be eleven pounds. Yeah,
And so for some reason, I was also thinking, like
he's got this wrong, like this entire time, Like he
screwed this up. The baby's eight pounds, you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's where I thought too. Actually, my sister even said something. Yes,
she was kind of like my sister was like, you know,
like that's not always accurate when they weigh them inside,
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's not something I had. Yeah, I like something wrong here. Yeah,
but no, so you know, Walker could be a giant kid.
You know who knows twenty one point five inches long,
which is pretty pretty long. It's a big baby man.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The photo of in the photo, there's one of the
him swaddled, but there's one of him sprawled out, which
is like it looks kind of like it was right
soon after it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, because the ability record, you still see.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He doesn't know what that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Never never seen one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He looks like he could be toddling around.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Could be crawling already. I could be crawling.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, I'm not kidding, like we're about to walk anything.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He like walks out like he's already complaining. Held here, Yeah,
you're you gonna put the Monday Night came on? What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Night game?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Honestly, it couldn't have been better for Thor because I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I was going to ask you about how does this
work out? If it's perfect after Monday night football at end?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yes, okay, so he may. I don't know what they
were doing. Obviously, we'll find out, you know, the whole
story once you know, he figures it out or whatever.
The game had ended, so I don't know if he
was watching the game or not. He doesn't. He hates
the Cowboys, so I don't think he cared Cowboys. Cardinals
wasn't It wasn't a great game, so I don't think
he cared that much, you know, if he would have
(09:08):
missed the game or not. But now he's got until Thursday,
until Thursday night football, and so that's perfect for him
because because you're gonna have all of today, all of
tomorrow to kind of get your bearings, kind of understand Okay,
this is the deal. And then they'll probably go home
maybe Friday, Saturday somewhere back there, and then he'll be
home for Sunday football, which is all he wants. Can
(09:31):
you imagine watching his first games with his son. It's nuts, Like,
it's perfect for him. It worked out perfectly for him.
Time was the football gods. I for some reason, part
of me didn't want it to work out. Part of you,
you know, you wanted that to happen. You wanted him
to be as miserable as possible. I'm sorry, I'm not saying,
(09:55):
are you kidding me? The amount of crap he gives her?
Come on like that, Like Emily wanted that to happen,
but it actually worked out perfectly for him. So baby's
doing great. Mom is doing great. I don't know about
thor who cares, Yeah, but I think everybody's doing great.
So I don't think he's slept yet. So because we
(10:16):
text him this morning and I was like, oh, we'll
probably won't hear from him, you know, because as soon
as I got the message that had baby. You know,
this was four o'clock this morning, I was like, do
I text And I'm like, yeah, I'm just you know,
because it's only four hours since the since the baby,
and I was like, it's possibly to sleep. It's possible.
I just didn't know, and so I shot him a
text and then you guys started texting right and then
(10:39):
he texted right away. Yeah, and he said that him
and Haley have yet to sleep because they're too worried
that something may happen. This is bad, no, dude, opposite.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is the moment you're supposed to sleep because when
the baby is first born, it's like tired from being born.
So I specifically remember the nurses saying like you got
like four to six hours now sleep.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, like sleep now, because once this.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Baby was what she's been through.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're in a hospital, you freak show everywhere. I remember
figuring it out when I brought the baby home on
your own place by myself.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Where's the nurse?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
This is all now?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah? Sorry, yeah, I don't understand like that, but you know,
he's going to be so hyper freaked out, you know,
this entire time. I don't know how this is going
to go. Hopefully I'll get some sleep.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, but now it's like really on Thor like Haley.
I know he's been complaining, of course, but Haley's been
doing all the heavy lifting up till this point, and
now it is on him.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Trust me. I know when when we had our kids,
we had c sections for both of them and Dad.
Dad has to kind of do everything because you can't
really get up yet, you know, you had major surgery
and so you're laid out. And so I remember like
the first diaper. The nurse brought me over and I
was like, all right, Dad changed the diaper and I went, huh, what,
(12:09):
like what are you seriously and so she showed me, which,
by the way, the first diaper is the most disgusting
diaper on the planet. It is like black tar that
comes out because they're inside of a thing, and then
like they don't know, it's like not real food, and
I don't know what the hell. Yeah, it's like one
of the grossest things. And I probably used seventy five wipes.
(12:32):
And I'm not kidding because I'm just like one, no, no, one, okay, no, no,
like what is this thing getting clean? So he'll figure
it out. But then yeah, he's on diaper duty now,
he's on like you know, anytime the baby needs anything,
he's gonna be on it, like bring the baby over
to Haley like all that. He's going to be NonStop.
(12:52):
I don't think he understand. I tried to explain it
to him, but he's not gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You did, You've tried it. We've all tried to explain it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
He doesn't get it. He's gonna have time to play
PS Five totally.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
The baby's gonna sleep through the night because they got
some sleep thing that.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
They figured out.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
The magic formula, the magic formula that no human being
has ever fissured out. They've got it figured out.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He's read one book. He's got it down. That's the
best Mom's on call book. What. Yeah, I think it
was wild And I never brought this up because I
asked him before. I'm like, hey, man, are you guys
going to do any classes or anything like that? And
he's like, oh, yeah, I think we're gonna do. We
have to do this, Like uh not, Lama's because they
knew they were having a CPR or section. He said
(13:37):
they were thinking about doing like this baby CPR class
and then that was also going to teach them other things.
They never did it, so I'm like, okay, well have
fun Brook, you'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, and then also think about all the newborn clothes
they got his gifts.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
None of them are gonna fit. Think about that.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Ben Pounder dude, that's crazy, like so light. Yeah, so
hopefully they.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Kept all the tags on because I specifically told Thor,
I said, lots of babies don't fit newborn, don't take
the tags off. But we'll see because that's a that's.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
A two year old. They got to talk. I mean, yeah,
they're like twenty four months right.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, so it's uh, it's gonna be Eddie and the
gals here for a couple of weeks while Thor is
on patnity to leave shot Jamie. The text Affterward. Did
you get nervous, Jamie? No, okay, it's just the text
from you, But you said you've been like freaked out
waiting for the text to come in. Yeah, because I
didn't know if it was going to happen, Like in
the middle of the night or so that's what you're
(14:39):
worried about. Yeah, So like I have my alarm set
for five o'clock. Yeah, and if you're no text. If
no text, I wouldn't know and you'd be like, hey,
where are you and be like in bed?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, sleeping, sleeping.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So I text Jamie after we got the text that
the baby was coming, like, hey, you're in yeah. And
so Jamie will be in the Big Boys studio now
for a couple of weeks. I'm uncomfortable already. I'm uncomfortable already.
So the only thing about this is the timing, because
(15:12):
today is one of the biggest days in the show
all year long. Like Thour looks forward to this more
than anything. And I'm not joking, I know we like
we get excited for kegs and eggs, we get excited
for all these other things. This is Thor's biggest day
of the year and he's not here, and what are
(15:34):
gods that? Also, like it's crazy People Magazine has revealed
their Sexiest Man Alive cover, which Thor has massive thoughts on.
Of course, so of course we're going to talk about
that coming up. And then he reveals his best looking
Guys in Hollywood List, which has now become so big
and so ridiculous that people like market on their calendars.
(15:57):
Is not here for it, so it will be Eddie's
best Looking Guys in Hollywood List. I was ready to go.
I had the backup list. If Thor was here, he
was going to do his and then mine would have
been faded away. But I'm going to do my list today,
which is crazy. My criteria a little different.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
So.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I kid you not. He was here yesterday working on it.
He saw him, Jamie. Yeah, like he was here hours
after the show. It's working on it. He doesn't work
hard on anything.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
We had a separate meeting. We had a separate meeting
that he didn't go to it. I walked back and
I saw him through the glass in here. I go,
the hell are you doing? Still, Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
He's here for hours working on it and he's not
going to do it, which is crazy. So yeah, it's
gonna be a wild show today. But no Thor babies here.
Congratulations to the whole family. It's awesome. Man,
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