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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we got a slight update. Obviously when we started
the show. Obviously Thor is here, so no baby yet,
which is so crazy to me, but here we are.
We have a scheduled c section for Wednesday, so tomorrow
could be his last show unless something crazy happens. But
(00:20):
we almost didn't have Thor this morning because there was
a situation that went down over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, and just before I start saying, I thin, because
I know my parents are listening, Everything's fine, Okay, baby's fine,
wife is fine.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, literally nobody cares. May so on Saturday, so it's
this weekend. Saturday was doing all my shor housely month
of my weekly chores because Sunday was all about my
last Sunday of being solo without no baby. So I
wanted to watch football all Sunday, which is what.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I did so every Sunday, every Sunday. What's the difference.
This was a big one, though.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, so I'm doing all my chores. I finally sit
down and I'm watching. I got the World Series on,
and I got seven college football games on.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It was a wild scene. It's a little ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was a lot, and I'm sitting there and my
wife's not feeling good and she had she's had this
bad headache probably since eleven am and it's now seven
point thirty and throughout the day I've been checking on her,
How you're doing, you need anything? And I said, if hey,
if it keeps getting worse, we're calling the doctor. And
she's like she's she's like too tough for the doctor,
which is so annoying because I'm the opposite.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll call it doctor. Why do not we know? Why not?
You went home once with the paper cut? I didn't
got home. Yeah, I did not call. But Haley, it's
too tough for it. She doesn't get doctor. I know everything.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So she takes a tile and all it doesn't work.
She takes some other medicine. They suggest it doesn't work,
so I So then she calls back and they say
you need to come in.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So we go to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We get there and her blood pressure is high and
that's preclampsia. If her blood pressure is too high, which
means then the baby's got to come. So so the
doctor comes in and tells us, you know your blood
pressure is high, we're gonna give you. I guess anti
nausea medicine helps with headaches.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So they gave her anti nausea medicine to help with
the headache, and then we were just gonna sit there
and wait and see if her blood pressure comes down.
And the doctor said, if it doesn't come down, then
we're gonna have to a see section today, which is wild.
So then you're freaking out. I started crying because we're
not ready. Who and then and then her dad, my
father in law, says, are you guys ready for this?
(02:27):
And I go, I guess, I mean, I have no
keep it in turn him back now.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I know she's nine months. I don't know that my ready. Yeah,
And this is Saturday night. You know this guy's heads
spitting because no. Two things.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
One, I'm watching the World Series, which is one of
the crazier games I may have ever seen in my life.
And every time the nurse walks in, I turned the
TV off because I don't want to Haley get mad
at me. So I'm like freaking out trying to figure
out what's going on in this game.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's what you're concerned about.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Was just waiting at that point, we were just waiting,
like she had the medicine. We're waiting on her blood pressure.
So we're just sitting there and the nurse is just like,
you know, being a very sweet nurse, but she's not
doing anything what. I want to watch the game anyway,
So waiting for the blood pressure to go down, the baby,
the baby's coming out. I'm text with Hay's mom, her dad.
(03:22):
I let my parents know what was going on. And
then I walk out and I ask if there's a
vending machine around because I was kind of hungry because
we had been there for like four hours. It was
like seven thirty at night so and it was like
eleven at that point, so I said, uh, and they
said no, and I went there, Well, there's one downstairs.
I didn't want to leave the room, so I was like,
I don't worry about it. So I sit there and
(03:44):
then the nurse comes in. She was really sweet and
she has a bunch of snacks for us, super nice.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Really an airplane.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, she was in a chicken, salad, sandwich, what all
from like the vending machine? Oh, these are more than snacks, chips, popcorn,
a thing of hummus.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, it didn't go like you know, because there's meals
you get at the hospital. I would assume they would
have had like some jello or leftover you know, something
like that hospital. Well, that's what I thought they would
have brought. You know, you got hooked up, right, I did?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I did? I did. That's pretty cool. Was she was
very sweet.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So, uh, Haley's bread pressures going down, so we're in
a better mood. Things are looking better over. Blood work
came back great, the baby's doing great, We're hearing his heartbeat,
his everything's good. It was just she just had a
really bad headache and it wouldn't go away. So we
got nervous, you know what I mean. Of course, So
we're sitting there and we're waiting for the doctor to
give us the okay to go. But the doctor has
(04:41):
two emergency labors back to back, so we're kind of
stuck there and I'm like, why can't we just leave?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You have to be released, idiot, I mean, that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I could just here what you don't check yourself out
no the hospital before. But I'm just like, why can't
I just leave? I decide it's time for me to go.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm going, oh God, okay, I don't understand, all right,
you don't understand, bro, so because of Haley, because I
want to just leave. We're just sitting there so stupid,
and at this point, the game's way over and we're
watching diners, drive ins and dons there you uh, and
(05:26):
I'm I'm just gonna go for the popcorn. So I
throw some popcorn in.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And what you wouldn't you know?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
As soon as I take that first bye, I get
a kernel of popcorn stuck right between my middle tooth.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And it's one of.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Those things where it's painful, like it's legitimately you know
what I mean, you getting stuck in the middle tooth.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It just hurts, feeling about the paper cut.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh oh oh, you've never had popcorn stuck between the
middle of your tooth before.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's the worst. What's annoying.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It feels like your teeth are moving when you got
your braces tightened in the dance.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
What it feels like.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's annoying. But the fact that you're in a hospital
with actual injured people makes me feel like you're saying
this hurts.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's the most painful. This is a nightmare situation.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Because is your wife having to hear about this? Because
if that's the case, like her blood pressure is supposed to.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Go down, not up. Yeah, this is causing.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's supposed to be a calm this situation where you
know you're supposed to be chill.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Could I be calm with a kernel stuck between my teeth?
You're supposed to be in the middle teeth.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's not the back. I could deal with the back teeth.
I don't think I can't deal with the middle.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Of course, this happened, and I just found out it's
going to be like fifteen to twenty more minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
So I'm stuck there. Okay, So I sent him a
Michael strahand with that tooth.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I wish I was that it wouldn't have gotten stuck.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I said to my wife, we're at a hospital. Can
I ask the nurse for floss? This is I would
have fluss. Literally, make no. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You're telling me there's we're at the hospital, they have
to have floss there. Why I feel like I feel
like it's a medical thing to have. This is not
a dentist. I don't think you get floss.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
People stay there all the time. People are there people
people stay there all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But you're telling me no person has ever gotten something
stuck in their teeth.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
If you run.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
If I'm in the medical department of the hospital, medical supplies, one.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Of the things that I would do is have floss available.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Thinkers are getting stuck at people's teeth, they.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Also have a toothbrush available, I would think, so.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In express, what if you're there, if it's an emergency
and you're there and you don't have any of your stuff,
they're not going to give you a toothbrush and flossy.
I don't know people that are like being admitted and
then doing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Some random Joe who's sitting there eating popcorn. I feel like,
so I said to Haley, I'm going to ask the nurse.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Realize there's actual patience in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
The labor and delivery room.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Let's show there even crazier.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It's not like we're in the you know what I'm saying.
The emergency labors came through, but we're in the We're
not in the e R. You know what.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I feel like, it's not as bad. Don't bother them.
So I walk out, No you didn't, she her blood
pressure wentup a little bit. Yeah, I know exactly. That's
actually a fact, dude.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And I went to chill out.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And I opened the door and I go out there
and it's like, you know, eleven four, and I go, hey,
to the nurses station. Yeah, because we're right there, room too,
so we're right across. I know we're room too, is
clearly a right across.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
From the nurse. So I walked out there and I
go and my nurse wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
There was nothing nurse because I don't know what my
nurse doing.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So I said, hey, I'm sorry, you're such an idiot.
Sorry to bother you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Guys, Jody Floss, I got this colonel, and they went
flass and I went, yeah, yeah, Floss, I got this colonel.
And they went, I think I have some of my purse.
And I went, oh my god, that'd be so and
I start going, you know how obviously I mean getting
some stocking. This is just miserable. We don't know how
long we're gonna be here for. This would be a
life saver. A life save pulls out of a purse,
(09:27):
give it to me, cut off a string, sweet relief,
sweet relief.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Okay, okay, one of the craziest ladies. You've given birth before? Yes, yes,
I have.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Can you imagine your husband's acting this way. If they
did it, what would you I mean, you would have
murdered Robert.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You would say, why does he have to suffer problems?
Stupid thing in your tooth? But this is an easy solution.
Oh God, just as for false it's so over the top.
He's so dramatic. So of course you know he's making
it a big deal.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But it's not. Again, it wasn't like she had medical supplies.
You know, if you if you give me get a
little cut, they're going to have a bandit. Yes, that
makes sense.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Flaws.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Honestly, the kernel in the front of your tooth is
worse than a little cut. Okay, it's worse. It's just
so painful. So I so I came back in. I'm
I'm I'm like skipping and singing back in because I'm
so excited. You free, I'm free of the pain, and
my wife's annoying, and I go, you know, this got
me thinking we're going back to.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
The hospital for a few days.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So I've been all wrong about this, Like I've been like,
you know what, I'm gonna only take a little bit
of clothes. I'm gonna shower at home. I'm gonna set
up shop. I'm setting up shop. I'm bringing flaws, I'm
bringing toothbrush, I'm bringing multiple bags like things of clothes.
I'm gonna bring my Apple TV.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
But no, what.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay, Haley, we have one of those like Iglo coolers.
I'm gonna throw some bubbies in there. Why can't I
have a bubbly?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Why can't I have some refreshments some of that?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She said, that's crazy? Why is that crazy? I want
to pay for drinks, have my own.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, I mean it's not going to bring your own.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I can't. Like you're on a vacation. Seriously, understand, we're
gonna be living there for four three to four days. Yes,
so busy.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
The baby's gonna be sleeping at some point, and so
you will be sleeping when the baby sleeps, you sleep.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I don't really sleep that much.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So you guys know, we started off this story with
you know, family members asking him, are you guys ready?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
And I heard that thinking that's a stupid question.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's actually but that's a valid this guy, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I don't think, dude, what I.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
May bring some decor for the room, why not setting
up shot some giants pictures you know, well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, you're probably at it. You're probably right there. That's