August 27, 2025 • 13 mins
The fantasy football draft is happening this weekend and Thor thought it was a good idea to let it all out and go off on all the guys that annoy him at the draft so he could enjoy it during this weeks Thor's Midweek Meltdown
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm pissed at that, or have some respectors midweek meltdown,
Big week.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Melt down, happy to bring you. I don't know if
we're happy to bring I mean, he's uh, he's he's
always pretty upset and now whatever upsets him that week,
he unloads on in Thor's midweek meltdown. So what do
we got going on this week? What is upset you?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So you think i'd be happy? Football is a week away? Actually,
college football starts tomorrow, which is great. And if YouTube
TV and Fox don't get their act together, is.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That where you're melting down?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That will be next week? Okay, that will be you're
saving it just today until five o'clock. If they don't
get it done today by five o'clock, Fox goes away.
Fox goes away on YouTube TV. And are you gonna
watch Master Chef? That isn't my biggest concern. I'm sorry
I thought that my more and more my concern is
watching Ohio State Texas on Saturday is a big one.
(01:00):
It's a big game, come over, come on play at
nine am on a Saturday. And then next week is
the NFL and that would be crazy dude, that would
be I will cancel my YouTube subscription as fast as possible. Wow.
But now this is about something that happens this weekend.
This is about fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow. Okay, well hang on a second, because today the
very first episode of Fantasy Freaking Football is going to
drop of the season. And this is bigger news than
this whole Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey news. People have been
waiting for it, clamoring for it. Yes, the first episode
(01:38):
gonna drop. What's gonna drop?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Seventh year for me and thor seven.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
One Fantasy freaking Football? Thank you? Is your a cake?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Cake? Calm down? Oh, that would have been great.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's been nice, but the company would celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But I'm excited about that. But it's not about that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I enjoy that. This is about the people and the
different kind of guys you encounter at a fantasy football draft.
Because I was really thinking about it, and I was
getting down in the nitty gridy of what annoys me
about a fantasy football draft because, for the most parts
one of my favorite things.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I love it, but I could you know, everyone sees
the beauty of the trees in the forest. I find
the one tree that's like missing a branch. That is you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Wow, you're that guy you know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That was deep?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Was wow?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I guess what it makes so much? So the beauty
of the forest is the fantasy football draft. But then
the one guy, the one thing missed, the one tree
missing a branch, is these people I don't like. Oh,
so let me start off with the first guy. This
is the guy who I can't stand, who always forgets
(02:48):
the day and time of the draft. You're all in
a text, right, and I don't know. So we're all
in a text right. My buddy Jesse, he's the leader.
He's the commissioner of mine and Eddie's league that were
one of the leagues that were sends a text thread
about a month ago, same time for thirteen years, same
date for thirteen years. But there's always that one guy
that goes.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hey, is it gonna be on Labor Day? It's six
fifteen again.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I mean he literally just sent the text, bro. And
then that leads me in to that guy who always
tries to change the date that he can't this time,
even though we've done it for thirteen years. Oh, he
tries to change the date. That's one league. I'm the
commissioner of our league here at work, so I deal
with this every single year. I guarantee you there is
(03:34):
gonna be somebody that goes, we're doing it in person
this year, or we go you gonna do it online?
And I go and I go, well, you know, everybody
wants to do it in person this year, but we
can't just do it online. Yeah, dude, you can do
it online. Then just don't show up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's so annoying. And that same guy is also shows
up late. Guy. Oh, he's the guy that we're all
there like probably five forty five. Everyone's set up, everyone's excited,
and it's supposed to be there at six fifteen, six twenty.
It comes around, where's Joyington, Where's Chris?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Chris?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Almost start without me? We can't start without you, dude,
you have the second pick.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Pick that always happens every year.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Those two guys need to be cut from your league. Like,
I got no time for those two guys. I want
the If you can't, if you can't figure out if
Hayes and Jesse Lozano out the date and time, then
they need to be out of the lead.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's pretty good by showing up on time. Hayes, on
the other hand, he's.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Really am and then that that the next guy, the
guy that takes forever to make a pick. Dude, we
we all know this guy. This guy's got the third
pick in the draft. There's about twenty players in fantasy
that everyone's drafting in the same order. You know, you know,
you're justin Jefferson, Jamar, Chase Barkley, Christian McCaffrey. These are
(04:51):
the top guys every any mock draft you do, These
are the top guys, and you have time.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You should know, like I have the third pick, point
these two top guys are gonna go, and then I'm
gonna take this guy.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeh. But but there's always the guy who takes forever. Hey,
he doesn't know, he's freaking out. He scratch. And then
the worst part is when you get out of that
top twenty and he gets like the third, when he
gets like the twelfth round, when it's people that you're
never gonna play, he just cannot make up his mind.
And it makes you there forever.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We have a timer, and we should do the rule
where he listen that timer goes off, the next guy
can jump you because that's how they do it in
the real always just like, come on.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Just make the pick, brutal. Another guy that should be
out of the league.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Who's left.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Then there's this guy. This guy is annoying as well.
This is the guy who has his pick stolen every year.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That is me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So he yells Eddie has the fifth pick, the fourth
and you'll yell out, damn, I was just gonna pick
that guy. Everybody, everyone was gonna pick Justin Jefferson, no
receiver in the league.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's like usually like the sixth round, I got my guy.
I'm way in there, and inevitably the right guy right
before him he takes him, and I.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Was like, I was, I was just gonna drift that guy.
That's how this is how draft works. It sucks. And
then we have this guy too. So in fantasy every
year you have sleepers, so guys that like the experts
will say he will have a good year and you
could draft him a little later. Well, you have a
(06:30):
guy in my league Louis, and Louis shot and Louie
likes to think he's the only one that reads these articles.
So you get to the draft and he drafts like
the big guy. This year is Omarion Hampton, who is
the Chargers running back. He's a starter, he's gonna have
a good year as a rookie, but he's a sleeper.
Or r J. Harvey is the other big guy, the
(06:50):
Denver Bronco is running back. He's a sleeper. So what
happens is everyone knows this about these two guys. So
the sleeper guy makes his pick, doesn't say who it is,
walked up to the board and puts it on the
board as if look at me. I got you guys, dude,
we all know you're drafting Marvin Harrison Jr. And it's
also way too early because sleeper guy needs to make
(07:10):
that pickathly.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Because he wants to be able to say I got
to sleep I got the sleep of the draft. I
got sleeper the draft.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Another guy that and I don't like And I've been
accused of this comment.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Guy, I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
At every picks, I don't know if I do it
every pick certain.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He says, well he will. He'll he'll get in there
and be like, oh, really going running back already?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So he'll say things like this early or hope he
doesn't get injured, or you know how old he is right,
or oh wow, I wouldn't have done that there, or
are you sure about that right now?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This early? Oh I didn't know that I was still
in the league. Yeah, here's one of our good friend
b Dub's favorite lines. Every fantasy draft, you're gonna take
a starter and eventually here Yeah, I love Santa. Are
you going to have a drafted starter? Yeah, says that
every year.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Comment guy would rather roast than worry about the draft. Yeah,
doesn't care about his team at all. He just wants
to get those one liner zingers in NonStop.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, that is big comment.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Then then we have the guy who eats too much
at the draft and he's more considered about he's more
concerned about the food than the draft. And for just
to give him a name, let's just call him Big Rich. Okay,
hold on that very specific Big Rich Ornberger.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You're giving.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Landom generic person. Everyone likes this guy, this guy's job,
he's funny. But when it's time to make the pick,
you look over and he's got three slices of pizza
in one.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I always if if this person were in our fantasy
I have to order two extra pizzas just for Big Wrench.
He's a fat son of a bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And then inevitably, inevitably, around like round twelve, he'll go.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
With any cookies and he's some sweet here, some sweet
and so sweet, I'm not done a shot fired.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Over Prepared guy. Over Prepared guy is a very annoying man.
Overpair guy shows up with like thirty mock draft sheets.
He's telling you all the mock drafts he's been in,
and he keeps dropping a DP every other sentence. ADP
is average draft position. So he'd be like, oh, what
do you what do you what?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What's He's got like four computers going with different programs.
You're like, this isn't the actual NFL draft. I hope
he realized that.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
There's two things. Over Prepared guy always says. One is
that was a steal. Yeah he's every pick that was
a steel, or I can't believe you're still there. Yeah yeah,
or he'll say a little early but I get it,
but I get it. Those are the two things. Then
we have a guy, the guy who everyone has in
their league. This is one guy who doesn't know anything,
(10:09):
and everyone's kind of annoyed. He's there, but you need
that extra slot field death and this guy likes money
last minute, it's easy money. But he's he's so unprepared,
so he still thinks it's like twenty sixteen. So he's
taken guys not on the right team, and everyone's like,
come on, bro, like he's not pick another guy's on
the right team, or he's drafting guys like like a
(10:30):
quarterback in the first round.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Dude. We had a guy one year and I kid,
you not drafted four tight ends in one draft? You
play two.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He drafted four, and we're like, dude, what are you doing?
Like he had no clue too, He had no clue.
It's crazy. And then there's a guy who doesn't pay attention.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
This is the main number one guy whoa boy? Now
I'm getting hot.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
So this you get to the later rounds, yeah, you know,
round ten, eleven, twelve, and this. Yeah, and then around
seven this guy is guy sitting there and he's got
a player circles and he's saying to hi, stuff, nobody's
seeing this. How has nobody seeing this? And then he
and then he gets up to the board all cocky
and throws down Saquon Barkley round six and you're like, dude,
(11:15):
he's been drafted already. Well, you gotta pay attention. He
wouldn't make it that far. He's not getting to the
board because he's already gone. So so what he does
he goes, He goes sake one taken. I haven't heard
his name yet. And you go, dude, he was the
first player panton, What are you talking about? Or uh,
you know Aaron Rodgers available?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, no, he's gone. I drafted like two picks ago.
Where have you pay attention?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, I'll take DK mckiff. Yeah, dude, he's been gone
like that. That guy I can't stand because they don't
pay attention.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He always said. And then he'll go like through three guys.
Yeah he'll go soaking so taking.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yes, yes, you could say guy who eats too much?
And this guy the same guy okay rich now and
the worst guy, and my last guy, the worst guy,
and my last guy know it all guy, know what all?
Guy is the worst. He's the most unlikable person on
the list by far. This guy, he wants you to
(12:14):
believe he invented fantasy football. He's gonna butt into every
conversation and just drop stats that have nothing to do
with what you're talking about. That's know what all gotor
and know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It all guy almost got into a fistfight two years ago.
I forget who's the player you guys are?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
He told me at the time. Jonathan Taylor, who was
a running back for the Colts, hadn't signed his contracts,
so I drafted him. And know what, all guy got
in there saying good luck with that, and I'm like, dude,
he's gonna sign and he goes. He guaranteed me he
would never play for the Colts again. He played for
two seasons since. And I won the league this year
and I've been holding on this for two years and
I got it in my back pocket. When you see him,
(12:53):
and when I see him, I'm gonna go. Man, it
was great having Jonathan Taylor for the Colts win my
league for me, huh two years ago.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He's gonna remember it's two years. It's been two years.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I mean, in the babe, No what old guy also
feels need to help everybody, every woman. Look at your team.
Look squad, bro, if I was you, I go quarterback here.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying I go quarterback there.
I would ask no what old guy thinks he should
be writing articles for ESPN, and he knows when the
field yates, he knows when the draft ends. He's already
(13:27):
won the league. So why we That guy's never won.
He's never won.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He's never won the league.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
The worst guy. There you go, that's my list of
worst guys in your fantasy. You got it out, so
now you can enjoy the draft now right, and hopefully
there's food less.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, there won't be the riches involved.
And now the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm pissed at that, or have some respectors midweek meltdown,
Big week.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Melt down, happy to bring you. I don't know if
we're happy to bring I mean, he's uh, he's he's
always pretty upset and now whatever upsets him that week,
he unloads on in Thor's midweek meltdown. So what do
we got going on this week? What is upset you?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So you think i'd be happy? Football is a week away? Actually,
college football starts tomorrow, which is great. And if YouTube
TV and Fox don't get their act together, is.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That where you're melting down?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That will be next week? Okay, that will be you're
saving it just today until five o'clock. If they don't
get it done today by five o'clock, Fox goes away.
Fox goes away on YouTube TV. And are you gonna
watch Master Chef? That isn't my biggest concern. I'm sorry
I thought that my more and more my concern is
watching Ohio State Texas on Saturday is a big one.
(01:00):
It's a big game, come over, come on play at
nine am on a Saturday. And then next week is
the NFL and that would be crazy dude, that would
be I will cancel my YouTube subscription as fast as possible. Wow.
But now this is about something that happens this weekend.
This is about fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow. Okay, well hang on a second, because today the
very first episode of Fantasy Freaking Football is going to
drop of the season. And this is bigger news than
this whole Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey news. People have been
waiting for it, clamoring for it. Yes, the first episode
(01:38):
gonna drop. What's gonna drop?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Seventh year for me and thor seven.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
One Fantasy freaking Football? Thank you? Is your a cake?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Cake? Calm down? Oh, that would have been great.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's been nice, but the company would celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But I'm excited about that. But it's not about that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I enjoy that. This is about the people and the
different kind of guys you encounter at a fantasy football draft.
Because I was really thinking about it, and I was
getting down in the nitty gridy of what annoys me
about a fantasy football draft because, for the most parts
one of my favorite things.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I love it, but I could you know, everyone sees
the beauty of the trees in the forest. I find
the one tree that's like missing a branch. That is you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Wow, you're that guy you know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That was deep?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Was wow?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I guess what it makes so much? So the beauty
of the forest is the fantasy football draft. But then
the one guy, the one thing missed, the one tree
missing a branch, is these people I don't like. Oh,
so let me start off with the first guy. This
is the guy who I can't stand, who always forgets
(02:48):
the day and time of the draft. You're all in
a text, right, and I don't know. So we're all
in a text right. My buddy Jesse, he's the leader.
He's the commissioner of mine and Eddie's league that were
one of the leagues that were sends a text thread
about a month ago, same time for thirteen years, same
date for thirteen years. But there's always that one guy
that goes.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hey, is it gonna be on Labor Day? It's six
fifteen again.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I mean he literally just sent the text, bro. And
then that leads me in to that guy who always
tries to change the date that he can't this time,
even though we've done it for thirteen years. Oh, he
tries to change the date. That's one league. I'm the
commissioner of our league here at work, so I deal
with this every single year. I guarantee you there is
(03:34):
gonna be somebody that goes, we're doing it in person
this year, or we go you gonna do it online?
And I go and I go, well, you know, everybody
wants to do it in person this year, but we
can't just do it online. Yeah, dude, you can do
it online. Then just don't show up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's so annoying. And that same guy is also shows
up late. Guy. Oh, he's the guy that we're all
there like probably five forty five. Everyone's set up, everyone's excited,
and it's supposed to be there at six fifteen, six twenty.
It comes around, where's Joyington, Where's Chris?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Chris?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Almost start without me? We can't start without you, dude,
you have the second pick.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Pick that always happens every year.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Those two guys need to be cut from your league. Like,
I got no time for those two guys. I want
the If you can't, if you can't figure out if
Hayes and Jesse Lozano out the date and time, then
they need to be out of the lead.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's pretty good by showing up on time. Hayes, on
the other hand, he's.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Really am and then that that the next guy, the
guy that takes forever to make a pick. Dude, we
we all know this guy. This guy's got the third
pick in the draft. There's about twenty players in fantasy
that everyone's drafting in the same order. You know, you know,
you're justin Jefferson, Jamar, Chase Barkley, Christian McCaffrey. These are
(04:51):
the top guys every any mock draft you do, These
are the top guys, and you have time.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You should know, like I have the third pick, point
these two top guys are gonna go, and then I'm
gonna take this guy.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeh. But but there's always the guy who takes forever. Hey,
he doesn't know, he's freaking out. He scratch. And then
the worst part is when you get out of that
top twenty and he gets like the third, when he
gets like the twelfth round, when it's people that you're
never gonna play, he just cannot make up his mind.
And it makes you there forever.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We have a timer, and we should do the rule
where he listen that timer goes off, the next guy
can jump you because that's how they do it in
the real always just like, come on.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Just make the pick, brutal. Another guy that should be
out of the league.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Who's left.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Then there's this guy. This guy is annoying as well.
This is the guy who has his pick stolen every year.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That is me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So he yells Eddie has the fifth pick, the fourth
and you'll yell out, damn, I was just gonna pick
that guy. Everybody, everyone was gonna pick Justin Jefferson, no
receiver in the league.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's like usually like the sixth round, I got my guy.
I'm way in there, and inevitably the right guy right
before him he takes him, and I.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Was like, I was, I was just gonna drift that guy.
That's how this is how draft works. It sucks. And
then we have this guy too. So in fantasy every
year you have sleepers, so guys that like the experts
will say he will have a good year and you
could draft him a little later. Well, you have a
(06:30):
guy in my league Louis, and Louis shot and Louie
likes to think he's the only one that reads these articles.
So you get to the draft and he drafts like
the big guy. This year is Omarion Hampton, who is
the Chargers running back. He's a starter, he's gonna have
a good year as a rookie, but he's a sleeper.
Or r J. Harvey is the other big guy, the
(06:50):
Denver Bronco is running back. He's a sleeper. So what
happens is everyone knows this about these two guys. So
the sleeper guy makes his pick, doesn't say who it is,
walked up to the board and puts it on the
board as if look at me. I got you guys, dude,
we all know you're drafting Marvin Harrison Jr. And it's
also way too early because sleeper guy needs to make
(07:10):
that pickathly.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Because he wants to be able to say I got
to sleep I got the sleep of the draft. I
got sleeper the draft.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Another guy that and I don't like And I've been
accused of this comment.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Guy, I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
At every picks, I don't know if I do it
every pick certain.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He says, well he will. He'll he'll get in there
and be like, oh, really going running back already?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So he'll say things like this early or hope he
doesn't get injured, or you know how old he is right,
or oh wow, I wouldn't have done that there, or
are you sure about that right now?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This early? Oh I didn't know that I was still
in the league. Yeah, here's one of our good friend
b Dub's favorite lines. Every fantasy draft, you're gonna take
a starter and eventually here Yeah, I love Santa. Are
you going to have a drafted starter? Yeah, says that
every year.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Comment guy would rather roast than worry about the draft. Yeah,
doesn't care about his team at all. He just wants
to get those one liner zingers in NonStop.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, that is big comment.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Then then we have the guy who eats too much
at the draft and he's more considered about he's more
concerned about the food than the draft. And for just
to give him a name, let's just call him Big Rich. Okay,
hold on that very specific Big Rich Ornberger.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You're giving.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Landom generic person. Everyone likes this guy, this guy's job,
he's funny. But when it's time to make the pick,
you look over and he's got three slices of pizza
in one.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I always if if this person were in our fantasy
I have to order two extra pizzas just for Big Wrench.
He's a fat son of a bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And then inevitably, inevitably, around like round twelve, he'll go.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
With any cookies and he's some sweet here, some sweet
and so sweet, I'm not done a shot fired.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Over Prepared guy. Over Prepared guy is a very annoying man.
Overpair guy shows up with like thirty mock draft sheets.
He's telling you all the mock drafts he's been in,
and he keeps dropping a DP every other sentence. ADP
is average draft position. So he'd be like, oh, what
do you what do you what?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What's He's got like four computers going with different programs.
You're like, this isn't the actual NFL draft. I hope
he realized that.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
There's two things. Over Prepared guy always says. One is
that was a steal. Yeah he's every pick that was
a steel, or I can't believe you're still there. Yeah yeah,
or he'll say a little early but I get it,
but I get it. Those are the two things. Then
we have a guy, the guy who everyone has in
their league. This is one guy who doesn't know anything,
(10:09):
and everyone's kind of annoyed. He's there, but you need
that extra slot field death and this guy likes money
last minute, it's easy money. But he's he's so unprepared,
so he still thinks it's like twenty sixteen. So he's
taken guys not on the right team, and everyone's like,
come on, bro, like he's not pick another guy's on
the right team, or he's drafting guys like like a
(10:30):
quarterback in the first round.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Dude. We had a guy one year and I kid,
you not drafted four tight ends in one draft? You
play two.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He drafted four, and we're like, dude, what are you doing?
Like he had no clue too, He had no clue.
It's crazy. And then there's a guy who doesn't pay attention.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
This is the main number one guy whoa boy? Now
I'm getting hot.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
So this you get to the later rounds, yeah, you know,
round ten, eleven, twelve, and this. Yeah, and then around
seven this guy is guy sitting there and he's got
a player circles and he's saying to hi, stuff, nobody's
seeing this. How has nobody seeing this? And then he
and then he gets up to the board all cocky
and throws down Saquon Barkley round six and you're like, dude,
(11:15):
he's been drafted already. Well, you gotta pay attention. He
wouldn't make it that far. He's not getting to the
board because he's already gone. So so what he does
he goes, He goes sake one taken. I haven't heard
his name yet. And you go, dude, he was the
first player panton, What are you talking about? Or uh,
you know Aaron Rodgers available?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, no, he's gone. I drafted like two picks ago.
Where have you pay attention?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, I'll take DK mckiff. Yeah, dude, he's been gone
like that. That guy I can't stand because they don't
pay attention.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He always said. And then he'll go like through three guys.
Yeah he'll go soaking so taking.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yes, yes, you could say guy who eats too much?
And this guy the same guy okay rich now and
the worst guy, and my last guy, the worst guy,
and my last guy know it all guy, know what all?
Guy is the worst. He's the most unlikable person on
the list by far. This guy, he wants you to
(12:14):
believe he invented fantasy football. He's gonna butt into every
conversation and just drop stats that have nothing to do
with what you're talking about. That's know what all gotor
and know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It all guy almost got into a fistfight two years ago.
I forget who's the player you guys are?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
He told me at the time. Jonathan Taylor, who was
a running back for the Colts, hadn't signed his contracts,
so I drafted him. And know what, all guy got
in there saying good luck with that, and I'm like, dude,
he's gonna sign and he goes. He guaranteed me he
would never play for the Colts again. He played for
two seasons since. And I won the league this year
and I've been holding on this for two years and
I got it in my back pocket. When you see him,
(12:53):
and when I see him, I'm gonna go. Man, it
was great having Jonathan Taylor for the Colts win my
league for me, huh two years ago.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He's gonna remember it's two years. It's been two years.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I mean, in the babe, No what old guy also
feels need to help everybody, every woman. Look at your team.
Look squad, bro, if I was you, I go quarterback here.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying I go quarterback there.
I would ask no what old guy thinks he should
be writing articles for ESPN, and he knows when the
field yates, he knows when the draft ends. He's already
(13:27):
won the league. So why we That guy's never won.
He's never won.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He's never won the league.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
The worst guy. There you go, that's my list of
worst guys in your fantasy. You got it out, so
now you can enjoy the draft now right, and hopefully
there's food less.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, there won't be the riches involved.
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