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June 18, 2025 12 mins
Thor is going on vacation with his entire family next week and has a few issues going in to it with his dad... the planning stages are really taking a toll on him and he lets it out during his Midweek Meltdown
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you. I
have some respectors. Midweek Milk Dawn Milt.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, here we go once a week. Thor let's loose,
He lets it out. Well, whatever is bothering him this week?
What do you got going on this week?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Eddie? Eddie starting, I don't know. This week is a
personal one, isn't it always personally?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
This is the most person because I'm going to Florida
on Sunday night, taking the Red Eye with my wife.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Pregnant wife on an airplane. Oh and uh red Eye? Okay,
we heard all right, all right, I.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Just thought about it. Yeah, it just hit me rough.
That's going to be at ten o'clock at night on
a Sunday. So who's going to be in this Florida trip? Well,
it's going to be my brother in law, my sister,
our two nephews, Ethan and Dash, and my parents.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Nice big family trip. We are going to have trip.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Five days with big Vic and Ka. I love my parents.
Got their initials tattooed on my forearm here.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
And but let me just say I am I've had it.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Up to here a little bit. My dad, Oh, I
love them? Started yet I'm gonna give you.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
A little sneak peak, a little pull behind the curtains
with the conversation with my dad. First of all, I
mentioned this in the podcast, and I read text messages
from my dad where we're going on this trip because
my dad loves to snorkel, and that's what We're going
to Key West and it's he's turning seventy. We're all excited. Ye,
And I said, Dad, let's go to Europe. But he

(01:50):
wants to go. He has snorkel, snorkel, loves snorkel. I
can only snorkel apparently in Turks and Kekos where he
wanted to go around or and we decide, well, that's
crazy expensive. Why don't we do Key West? So we're
doing Key West. So the other day, my brother in
law is booking everything and my dad lets us know
that he's not snorkeling on this trip because of his shoulder.

(02:11):
But he demand demanded it. You demanded to snorkel. Can't
do it because of his shoulder. I meant, I mentioned
that he didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't Maybe when you left the remote and you
changed the channel, maybe it hurts you. Maybe, And I
mean you don't use your shoulder. I mean it's not
that strengthing.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Probably alleviates the should can't do it, can't do it?
All right? Whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Then I recently brought up you know, I hate these
protein bars.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh god, protein bars. They're cold? Uh barbelle protein bars.
I like them. They're good. Just mentioned it my dad.
I go, dah, you should get these protein bars.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
They're good for you. It helped curb your appetite a
little bit. Never had protein bars before.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
This guy. All right, he gets them and there.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
He goes, hey, we calls me the we got the
protein bars. I go, oh great, he goes. He goes,
so when do you eat them?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I go, what do you mean? When do you eat them?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And he goes, Do I eat him in for lunch?
Do I eat him for dinner? Do I eat in between?
And I go eat him whenever you want. It's food
when you're hungry. It's not a medication.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Food.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So then so then like a day goes by and
he goes, hey, can't do a full protein bar rock
my stomach. I go, what do you mean? And he goes,
it killed my stomach, meaning your mother diarrhea all night
from a protein bar, and I go, how is that possible?
And he goes, what we're doing now is we're cutting
them in half and we're reading half a day.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Is that good?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Like?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
What? First of all, why am I the barometer? Second
of ball, do you have the same issue with it?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
No? And second it's not a medication. It's a protein
bar Now just have half? Who cares? Do they call
you about how to split an apple? Like?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is so weird?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Then he says to me a day after that, you know,
these protein boars give me energy, sucker, So that happens now,
I'm I'm going to see this in a week, so
then you're gonna live it.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm living.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So then we decided we're going to Monday. When we're there,
we're gonna do We're gonna go to Hell's Kitchen in Miami.
Oh wow, because I guess Gordon Ramsay has a Hell's
Kitchen in Miami. But we're gonna go for lunch at
twelve thirty. So I called my my dad the other
day and I always check in every couple days see
how it's going. He goes, he sounds stressed out. I go,
what are you stressed out about? And he goes, are
you wearing pants to this thing?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I go to what thing?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
And he goes to this fancy restaurant with the Ramsey
with Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
You mean Dad gonna be there. I don't think he's
behind probably the restaurant, yeah, the grill.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
And then he goes, wait, are you wearing dakas? Do
we have to get full suits? And I go, Dad,
it's lunch and he goes in.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Miami, please please tell him you have to wear a
full suit.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
And then my mom's in the background, going, you might
need the dress fancy. Tyler, She that's what my mouth does.
My girl name is Tyler. She just comments in the
background of all my phone calls. So I go, no, Dad,
I'm not even gonna wear jeans or anything. I'm just
wearing shorts.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We're in.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
He goes, oh, so you're not bringing sneakers and I go, well,
I'm probably gonna bring some shoes. And he goes, why,
I've been on the hunt for flip flops, but I
can't find flip flops. Don't make my don't that don't
irritate my toes?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And he says, you don't have this issue anytime I
wear flip flops, the standles my toes get irritated. No,
you have issues with socks with flip flops. So then
I go, well, have you got Tiva's. Tivas are really
great for this. My wife wears Tiva no to shoes.
They're like they have a hard surface you can hike
at him and he goes, what are they?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And I go Tiva's. Dad. He goes, where do you
find those? I go, I don't know. He can go online.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I go to go to ari I and my mom
in the background, there's no ari I in Florida.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Tyler like, I'm a moron for thinking about is there
a thing called the internet? And then they go.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Then my dad goes, well, we went over they go
to whenever they leave their town, they go to Okalla.
It's like the big place in Florida. So I go,
I go, and my mom goes. We went to Okaala,
We went to Dick's. We went to Sports Authority. I
go Sports Authority, but still is that still a thing?
And they didn't have any Tivas. And then my dad
finally found the store, but they only had nine and ten.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, nine and a half. Couldn't do it. So I
go order, and then he calls me again.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
He goes, so you can wear them in the sand,
in the water, because he doesn't want to wear water shoes.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hates water shoes, hates watershoes. Growing up, all we did
is we water shoes. Why do you even need anything
the ocean? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And he also says he needs of light because he
can't have these three four pounds sandals three or four pound?
What sandals are three or four pounds? In what world
are sandals three or four pounds? I mean the heaviest
hiking boot is in three or four pounds. So then
I said, Dad, there's no three or four pounds sandals,
and he goes, I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Ask your mother.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
And then when my mom say there are three or
four pounds sandals, Tyler, this is our call.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I can't do it man. So then it gets worse.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Because with the place we're staying at is like an airbnb,
it's not a hotel. It's on a resort, but it's
like our own private house. So we want to get
our own food, right, So my mom says, well, is
there is there is there a grocery store nearby? We're
not going to Costa Rica. We're going to We're.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Going to be in Florida.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
We're going to be in Florida. Of course is a
grocery store nearby are So they're driving. My nephew, Ethan
is with them right now, just him.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Poor kids.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
So they could they just go to the store and
then when they're driving, bring their food.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
So what they're going to do is so me and
my sister and her husband we're all meeting in Miami
and my parents are driving to Miami with Ethan, poor kid.
How long have a drive?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I think like four hours?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay, so there. My mom's like, well, we'll just my mom.
My dad has to have fruit. He has to have
fruit because my brother in law kept saying, what do
you want to eat? My dad goes, fruit, I have fruit,
and I go, why do you need so much fruit?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
He goes, because I eat oatmeal now every morning, and
I need strawberries and blueberries for.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
The what meal?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
And I go that you can't eat eating in the morning,
that's all I like, And he goes, I go, what
about other things?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Peaches?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't need peaches, nectar as the plumps doesn't need them.
I go, why not, and I go and he goes,
so we don't need them. I go, what if I
want one, I can't have one. I don't care what
you eat, will be offended. If you have a banana,
I can't have bananas.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's not a same.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's a big fread you need. It's a thing for him.
So then my mom goes, I go, Dad, you don't
need all this fruit. Why do you need five pounds
of fruit?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
He needs fruit? Tyler day?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
How much fruit does he put in strawberries?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
And what if you had no fruit? You can't eat?
You can't. You never tried that before. Just plain oat me. Listen,
I get it. I can't have a sandwich without chips,
that's true. Get that out.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Don't side with him, So I said, So I go, Ma,
why don't you just get food when you get when
you get here, Because no, we're gonna bring a kola
and we're gonna pack, we're gonna they're gonna buy the food.
They're gonna put it in a cooler a kola, and
then they're gonna drive it to Florida, to Miami. And
I go, and then my dad goes, we don't have

(09:55):
any room.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Cat now over the cooler. Okay, great, they.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Have no room. It's just three people in a big
outback the super back, but just sin's an suv.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, they talk the room, but that's neither here nor there.
The room isn't the issue. The issue is their stores
ain't key with hair. You can go on maps and
look at where the stores are around the corner.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
The fact that you think they can just easily use
maps is wild to me.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
That is a ridiculous thing to say.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
You realize this is just the beginning. I know, you
haven't even begun a tip. Well.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Then the worst part is I don't know if all
parents do this as they get older, but they never
let me get off the phone. So I'll say, hey, Dad,
I gotta go, and he was like, okay, there'll be
a pause and then he'll go can you believe the
Knicks haven't hired their coach yet?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And then just keep talking.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I literally just said I had to go, and.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I go, Dad, I really gotta go.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, Edie hangs up like it's my fault, like I'm
an a hole now for like I rushed it.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It sounds that sounds like parents. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Oh no, I'm not happy.
It does unbelievably sound.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Don't say it. Don't a lot like you're real beast.
Don't you dare say all these.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Crazy, these comments things, not understanding how those work? Is you?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I know how things work. You don't.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I do the times you don't. So I mean this
is your future, pal, No, don't you this is if
you don't you dare man, your unborn baby, little baby
walker dog is your age. No, he's gonna grant on
a radio station.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
He's gonna be a radio about my dad big time.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Is my wife going to be in the background going
he can't walk up banana banana walk?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh god,

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