August 20, 2025 • 10 mins
Thor goes for the Swifties today claiming they are in a cult and need to get lives... What else would you expect during Thor's Midweek Meltdown
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm
pissed about or have some respects?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Midweek milkdown, melt down?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Are you mad? Bro?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's going on today? Today? Is interesting? Okay, because I'm
not mad. I'm not angry all right today? Yeah, I
don't know if you noticed. The John New Giants quarterback
Jackson dar has played really well. So he's made my
life better. It's sill early though, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Still early.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's still early, okay, but it's made my life better.
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's major life better. Of the two preseason games, have
you watched my team? I mean, it's still crazy, so
I'm very excited. I'm just excited a good mood. Collegeotball
starts Saturday. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
For it was like five or six games and then football.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But uh, there's some other things going on that I'm
worried about. And I'm more worried and concerned for myself
than i am mad. So let me tell you. I'm
gonna read you guys something. The definition of a cult.
I just I googled this and I want to let
you guys know what the definition of a cult is.
A cult a system of religious veneration and devotion directed
(01:22):
toward a particular figure or object, a misplaced or excessive
admiration for a particular person or thing. I'm going to
use that in a sentence, the word cult. My wife
is in a cult. Minute, What do you mean? My
wife is in a cult? Some might say the way
you just talked about the giants might be cult.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I was having thought, Emily, but I didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I'm to tell you why I wouldn't go there.
My wife is in a cult. And I'm going to
read you something that I got about what I call
the Taylor Swift cult. Oh there are Swifties, okay, An,
these Swifties are in a cult, and Taylor Swift is
a cult leader. Let me tell you something about this.
Is I have this. I have a whole article here
(02:06):
to pages, a lot of things that my wife said
to me about Taylor Swift and her last album. From
my wife, first of all, she she thiss, what cult?
This is what cult followers do? They like kind of
say the cult leader does this, so they have to
follow it. My wife says she puts Easter eggs on
(02:26):
purpose for her fans and has been vocal about it.
She has created monsters with everyone trying to figure out
her signs. But she's like literally insane with the stuff
she puts out so far in advance. In interviews, she
talks about doing things three years in advance. And my
wife says, just with this album drop. There were signs
within her tour like an orange door in the background
(02:48):
of one set and an Instagram video of her walking
into a show and to practice in section A twelve
and this is her twelfth album. And then there's another
thing where my wife says she wore a little blue
and orange loading lights on stage, which are her album colors.
So she started hinting months and months ago that she
(03:09):
was dropping a new album soon.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, not coincidence.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Nothing's a coincidence everything, But but they she could be right,
But they she could be right. But these cult followers
of Taylor Swift believe all these things and start like
piecing it together.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like crime detectives.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes, so I don't think my wife is in a
I'm going to steal your money and leave you cult
kind of like like Sky goes towards those like she
like straddles the line of I'm gonna leave the boo
I'm gonna give all my money to this one woman
who's gonna change my life forever. Sky like straddles that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
We've always believed that Sky will accidentally end up in
a cult at some point, and then she's so freaked
out by it she won't say anything. She doesn't really
want to be in the cult.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She's just in one, and she'll be like, bro, I
believe her aliens are Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Wearing Nikes and I got a purple shroud on.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Aw.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The only difference I see between Taylor Swift and Jim
Jones is that Taylor's not trying to kill you like
Jim Jones because she wants the money. Because she wants
the money. But that's the only different Yeah, that's the
only difference.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Here's here's why Taylor Swift had you buy her albums
that you already bought and listened to, but she just
re released them as Taylor's version, and people buy. People
bought them and acted as if they were new albums,
and if you tried to argue with them, they would
tell you were crazy. It's wild.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And they wanted to back her so much that she
wanted her music rights. Yeah that they did that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, and I'll say I heard this song, it's the
same song, and a cult, a cult follower like my
wife will say, no, this is different. You could tell
her vocals are a little different. She did that for
her fans. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Well, and what I would say to those people when
they would say, you know, oh, we want to support Taylor,
I'd be like, she's a go billionaire like that, you
can support somebody who.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Actually needs the money, needs the money.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
They like would act like Taylor would be on the streets.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If they didn't, well, then you have the difference between
there's a Swiftie and then there's the real Swifties.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I didn't know there was a different.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Anytime you try to argue with a Swiftie like I
do with my wife, I'll be like, you've only been
a fan for a couple of years, and my wife was, no,
I'm a real Swiftie. I've been a fan since the
first album Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm I'm kind of concerned for you.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh yeah, well I'm just getting started, not even just
for your wife.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But if this, you know, we eventually are going to
post post this on social media and YouTube and things
like that and when the real Swifties get it here
that you're calling him the Coultest, Like, I'm concerned for.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You'em fan, I'm a stand I got an eminem tattoo.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, self admitted, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Went to see the documentary. I would do anything to
meet him. But like when he farts, I don't think
there's gonna be a new album drop. No, that's not
an I don't. I don't look into it that that much.
You can drop an album great, I'm pumping for it,
but I don't look into everything he does. So, Taylor
was just on the Travis Kelsey New Heights pocast and
(06:21):
everyone from that podcast started saying that she was gonna
She's gonna be in the super Bowl halftime show because
of the podcast. Well, how do you get so? My
wife broke down the Easter eggs on how Taylor is
gonna be the super Bowl sixty halftime show. Okay, so
the half the Super Bowl sixty is going to be
in San Francisco, Irish play. So, uh, the thing here
(06:45):
is in the podcast, she starts talking about her obsession
with baking sour dough apparently, and she says she says,
she talks about sour dough like sixty percent of the time.
This is Super Bowl sixty Francisco, and she like sourdough.
Apparently the mascot of the Niners is sour dough set
San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So then she says, when Jason Kelly introduced her with
his long introduction on the podcast, she said, thank you
for screaming for like forty seven seconds. That was so nice.
Her era show her the forty seventh show was at
Levi Stadium. WHOA, this is all from my wife. Oh
(07:26):
cool she has and my wife says, she has a
bunch of Easter eggs behind her that Travis doesn't usually have.
And there was a Super Bowl trophy knocked over with
her initials somewhere on it. And then she said she
helped all of her friends live one hundred and eighty
six years. There's the podcast was recorded one hundred and
eighty six days before the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No way that can't be true. There's no way that
can be true. And she's doing it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, she's doing it a lot of them, my wife says.
My wife says she was adamant. There twelve song on
this album Strange because her favorite number is thirteen.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It is strange.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And then my wife said there was no killtoy behind them,
so something was a lie. I don't know what to
do at this point. Man, She's nuts. She's nuts, dude,
and it's scary because you don't get it. Well, if
one day is Taylor Swift gonna put out her Venmo
account and say hey Venmo, me and my wife's just
going to give her ten thousand dollars probably like that,
(08:27):
that's the level this chick's out right now. It's so
weird and freaky because.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Did you hear about one hundred and six things?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What about this?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I mean that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So you know I'm a massive Eminem fan right Well,
according to Hayley, oh what she says listen, it's a stretch,
but here it goes. She thinks Eminem is going to
be on Taylor Swift's new album.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Why did she think that? Travis Kelcey and Eminem were
both in Happy Gilmour too?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
In the podcast, Travis is wearing a hoodie that was
Detroit Lions blue and Taylor compliments the color on him.
Where is Eminem from Detroit?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, the hoodie says miracle on it Eminem is a
lyrical miracle, and he rhymes orange with things and then
she randomly mentions Jared Goff, who does he play for
the Detroit Lions? And then the Lions play the Chiefs
On ten twelve, this is her twelfth album.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Does Haley have up one of those corkboards with like
the yarn lines that go, this is incredible?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
She's a freak. And then she says, and track ten
of twelve on a new album is called Cancels. Eminem's
last album was about being canceled.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh dude, she figured it out. Damn for she figured
it out.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And as a stand she says, Taylor Swift. I'd like
to add that mentioned Taylor Swifts in her last Complex
interview and his daughter's a massive swiftye. Okay, so guys,
I'm scared for my Google. I have googled how to
get my wife out of this cult?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
What is patient providing alternative perspectives like maybe listen to
another artist? Why would you want that help them rebuild
their identity? Okay, consider professor to intervention. I thought, yet.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'm buying in You're you think she's doing the halftime
show a million percent or one hundred and eighty six percent.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wait what I already forgot?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What that?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
My wife's a freak show.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I love Taylor.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
These Taylor Swift fans are nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You need to get lout. Whoa, whoa. I did not
say that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That show did not Fireheart Radio.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's you're been running in a little dangerous crown. All right. Wow,
that was crazy.
And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm
pissed about or have some respects?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Midweek milkdown, melt down?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Are you mad? Bro?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's going on today? Today? Is interesting? Okay, because I'm
not mad. I'm not angry all right today? Yeah, I
don't know if you noticed. The John New Giants quarterback
Jackson dar has played really well. So he's made my
life better. It's sill early though, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Still early.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's still early, okay, but it's made my life better.
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's major life better. Of the two preseason games, have
you watched my team? I mean, it's still crazy, so
I'm very excited. I'm just excited a good mood. Collegeotball
starts Saturday. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
For it was like five or six games and then football.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But uh, there's some other things going on that I'm
worried about. And I'm more worried and concerned for myself
than i am mad. So let me tell you. I'm
gonna read you guys something. The definition of a cult.
I just I googled this and I want to let
you guys know what the definition of a cult is.
A cult a system of religious veneration and devotion directed
(01:22):
toward a particular figure or object, a misplaced or excessive
admiration for a particular person or thing. I'm going to
use that in a sentence, the word cult. My wife
is in a cult. Minute, What do you mean? My
wife is in a cult? Some might say the way
you just talked about the giants might be cult.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I was having thought, Emily, but I didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I'm to tell you why I wouldn't go there.
My wife is in a cult. And I'm going to
read you something that I got about what I call
the Taylor Swift cult. Oh there are Swifties, okay, An,
these Swifties are in a cult, and Taylor Swift is
a cult leader. Let me tell you something about this.
Is I have this. I have a whole article here
(02:06):
to pages, a lot of things that my wife said
to me about Taylor Swift and her last album. From
my wife, first of all, she she thiss, what cult?
This is what cult followers do? They like kind of
say the cult leader does this, so they have to
follow it. My wife says she puts Easter eggs on
(02:26):
purpose for her fans and has been vocal about it.
She has created monsters with everyone trying to figure out
her signs. But she's like literally insane with the stuff
she puts out so far in advance. In interviews, she
talks about doing things three years in advance. And my
wife says, just with this album drop. There were signs
within her tour like an orange door in the background
(02:48):
of one set and an Instagram video of her walking
into a show and to practice in section A twelve
and this is her twelfth album. And then there's another
thing where my wife says she wore a little blue
and orange loading lights on stage, which are her album colors.
So she started hinting months and months ago that she
(03:09):
was dropping a new album soon.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, not coincidence.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Nothing's a coincidence everything, But but they she could be right,
But they she could be right. But these cult followers
of Taylor Swift believe all these things and start like
piecing it together.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like crime detectives.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes, so I don't think my wife is in a
I'm going to steal your money and leave you cult
kind of like like Sky goes towards those like she
like straddles the line of I'm gonna leave the boo
I'm gonna give all my money to this one woman
who's gonna change my life forever. Sky like straddles that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
We've always believed that Sky will accidentally end up in
a cult at some point, and then she's so freaked
out by it she won't say anything. She doesn't really
want to be in the cult.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She's just in one, and she'll be like, bro, I
believe her aliens are Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Wearing Nikes and I got a purple shroud on.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Aw.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The only difference I see between Taylor Swift and Jim
Jones is that Taylor's not trying to kill you like
Jim Jones because she wants the money. Because she wants
the money. But that's the only different Yeah, that's the
only difference.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Here's here's why Taylor Swift had you buy her albums
that you already bought and listened to, but she just
re released them as Taylor's version, and people buy. People
bought them and acted as if they were new albums,
and if you tried to argue with them, they would
tell you were crazy. It's wild.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And they wanted to back her so much that she
wanted her music rights. Yeah that they did that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, and I'll say I heard this song, it's the
same song, and a cult, a cult follower like my
wife will say, no, this is different. You could tell
her vocals are a little different. She did that for
her fans. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Well, and what I would say to those people when
they would say, you know, oh, we want to support Taylor,
I'd be like, she's a go billionaire like that, you
can support somebody who.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Actually needs the money, needs the money.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
They like would act like Taylor would be on the streets.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If they didn't, well, then you have the difference between
there's a Swiftie and then there's the real Swifties.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I didn't know there was a different.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Anytime you try to argue with a Swiftie like I
do with my wife, I'll be like, you've only been
a fan for a couple of years, and my wife was, no,
I'm a real Swiftie. I've been a fan since the
first album Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm I'm kind of concerned for you.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh yeah, well I'm just getting started, not even just
for your wife.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But if this, you know, we eventually are going to
post post this on social media and YouTube and things
like that and when the real Swifties get it here
that you're calling him the Coultest, Like, I'm concerned for.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You'em fan, I'm a stand I got an eminem tattoo.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, self admitted, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Went to see the documentary. I would do anything to
meet him. But like when he farts, I don't think
there's gonna be a new album drop. No, that's not
an I don't. I don't look into it that that much.
You can drop an album great, I'm pumping for it,
but I don't look into everything he does. So, Taylor
was just on the Travis Kelsey New Heights pocast and
(06:21):
everyone from that podcast started saying that she was gonna
She's gonna be in the super Bowl halftime show because
of the podcast. Well, how do you get so? My
wife broke down the Easter eggs on how Taylor is
gonna be the super Bowl sixty halftime show. Okay, so
the half the Super Bowl sixty is going to be
in San Francisco, Irish play. So, uh, the thing here
(06:45):
is in the podcast, she starts talking about her obsession
with baking sour dough apparently, and she says she says,
she talks about sour dough like sixty percent of the time.
This is Super Bowl sixty Francisco, and she like sourdough.
Apparently the mascot of the Niners is sour dough set
San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So then she says, when Jason Kelly introduced her with
his long introduction on the podcast, she said, thank you
for screaming for like forty seven seconds. That was so nice.
Her era show her the forty seventh show was at
Levi Stadium. WHOA, this is all from my wife. Oh
(07:26):
cool she has and my wife says, she has a
bunch of Easter eggs behind her that Travis doesn't usually have.
And there was a Super Bowl trophy knocked over with
her initials somewhere on it. And then she said she
helped all of her friends live one hundred and eighty
six years. There's the podcast was recorded one hundred and
eighty six days before the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No way that can't be true. There's no way that
can be true. And she's doing it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, she's doing it a lot of them, my wife says.
My wife says she was adamant. There twelve song on
this album Strange because her favorite number is thirteen.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It is strange.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And then my wife said there was no killtoy behind them,
so something was a lie. I don't know what to
do at this point. Man, She's nuts. She's nuts, dude,
and it's scary because you don't get it. Well, if
one day is Taylor Swift gonna put out her Venmo
account and say hey Venmo, me and my wife's just
going to give her ten thousand dollars probably like that,
(08:27):
that's the level this chick's out right now. It's so
weird and freaky because.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Did you hear about one hundred and six things?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What about this?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I mean that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So you know I'm a massive Eminem fan right Well,
according to Hayley, oh what she says listen, it's a stretch,
but here it goes. She thinks Eminem is going to
be on Taylor Swift's new album.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Why did she think that? Travis Kelcey and Eminem were
both in Happy Gilmour too?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
In the podcast, Travis is wearing a hoodie that was
Detroit Lions blue and Taylor compliments the color on him.
Where is Eminem from Detroit?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, the hoodie says miracle on it Eminem is a
lyrical miracle, and he rhymes orange with things and then
she randomly mentions Jared Goff, who does he play for
the Detroit Lions? And then the Lions play the Chiefs
On ten twelve, this is her twelfth album.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Does Haley have up one of those corkboards with like
the yarn lines that go, this is incredible?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
She's a freak. And then she says, and track ten
of twelve on a new album is called Cancels. Eminem's
last album was about being canceled.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh dude, she figured it out. Damn for she figured
it out.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And as a stand she says, Taylor Swift. I'd like
to add that mentioned Taylor Swifts in her last Complex
interview and his daughter's a massive swiftye. Okay, so guys,
I'm scared for my Google. I have googled how to
get my wife out of this cult?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
What is patient providing alternative perspectives like maybe listen to
another artist? Why would you want that help them rebuild
their identity? Okay, consider professor to intervention. I thought, yet.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'm buying in You're you think she's doing the halftime
show a million percent or one hundred and eighty six percent.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wait what I already forgot?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What that?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
My wife's a freak show.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I love Taylor.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
These Taylor Swift fans are nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You need to get lout. Whoa, whoa. I did not
say that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That show did not Fireheart Radio.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's you're been running in a little dangerous crown. All right. Wow,
that was crazy.
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