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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm
pissed about or have some respectors midweek meltdown? Meltdown?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are we onto our second cup of coffee?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Already over here? I started to night?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, yeah, so this is this is gonna be an
extra caffeinated version of the midweek meltdown.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Here. Yeah, I'd have enough time to make my own pot.
So I just gramble was ever in there? Oh that's
got to irritate them a little bit. Okay, so it
also irritates me. The NFL schedule coming out. My tam
is going to be you're not supposed to. I'm just
didn't say who they want to. They're going to be
owed for. Okay, what are we melting down about this week?
So listen, I've done Jim rants before, I have, you know,
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and I get that a lot of things is irritating.
A lot of things irriotate me at the gym, people
not wearing headphones, people you know, filming filming. So I
go to a new gym. I'm in the main and
nobody says that. I go to a new gym, and
it's a Cheulevist. It's called the gym, and it's a
really nice gym. I love it. I work out there,
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put my headphones on a lot of equipment, big space,
and it's great. Now it's it is like a legit,
like bodybuilding type gym. So like the tripods, people are
a lot of people are filming themselves working out. That
doesn't bother me that much because I go on these
Instagram accounts and I get workouts from other people. People
always ask me, what do you work out? How do
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you what? What weights do you do? Or like what exercises?
And I go I just find them on Instagram because
people are always constantly videoing themselves. And there are some
dudes there and chicks who are just jacked, like ripped,
like you wouldn't believe, like haven't had a carbon since
twenty sixteen, like, and it's just like, you know whatever,
though good for them. Then there's the guy there that
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I can't deal with anymore. And I finally had a
point where I'm at the point where I want to
say something to the manager of the gym. There's a
couple guys there in particular that this gym is inside inside.
There's a couple guys there in particular that don't wear
shirts when they work out and I can't take it anymore. Shirt.
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I can't do it. Stop. Put a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
A sign where it says no shirt, no shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's not Hawaii, where it's at the opposite where it
says no shoes, no shirts, no problem. It doesn't say
that this is the gym. I've seen idiots work out
and crocs. I've seen people. I saw a guy yesterday
working out with a John Seena football jersey on and jeans.
That's awesome. Jeans, work boots and a John Seena football jersey.
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That's incredible. He was on the machine getting back there
in like it wasn't John, but John would Ward out
there because I think I've seen him at the gym
and PB. Remember, so this is a guy with no shirt.
This isn't if the gym was outside. You know, maybe
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you have a vitamin D deficiency, which I have. I
take vitamin D pills, have a vitamin D deficiency, which
is good for you. I don't know. I don't know
how that happened to get outside, and I don't get
it out. That's what my wife says. Don't you don't
If I am acting god, I get it. You want
to get your bronze on. All right, sure, but the
fluorescence on getting your bronze bro put a shirt, because
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first of all, it's disgusting. It's disgusting. And the guy,
the guy that I see particular, walks around with his
shirt in his back pocket like no, it's don't take
it's a full T shirt back pocket and he walks
around it like it's like an American flag bandana, you
know what I mean. And it's really annoying. And then
the jerk puts his shirt like on the bench to
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like cover the sweat tat bench. Yeah, like a towel.
But that doesn't work any No, it's not because it's disgusting.
You're and he's not jacked. He's like one hundred and
thirty pounds soaking wet. So after he does his like
one ten on the bar, which is pathetic, he does
like an ab workout and like stares at himself in
the mirror and it's like, dude, you're only you have
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a four pack because you're one hundred and thirty pounds,
Like anybody give them a hundred. He probably has an
eight pack. He weighs eight pounds. He just has ribs.
So I can't I can't take it anymore. I can't
see it anymore. And it's disgusting if you look like Chris.
This one guy at the gym who doesn't wear a shirt,
and he's multiple guys, multiple guys who don't wear shirts.
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And it really bothers me because, first of all, you
wear a shirt at the gym, or a tank because
you could smell a little bit, and maybe the shirt
or the tank kind of absorbing mask to smell you're
all sweaty. A gym is a disgusting place to be anyway,
But once you go nurse, no shirt and you're on
a machine, I don't care how many times you wet,
but it's disgusting and no one looks that good. And
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then what happens is I have a staring problem, and
I'm disgusted, and I am disgusted by you. So now
I can't not look at you. So now you think
that I'm weird because I'm staring at you. But you're
the psycho without a freaking shirt off.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now you're staring issue goes one way or the other.
One way it could go of like creepo stare of
like boobs or something like that, which happens yes, or
you can go this direction where you can't, you know,
I just.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Look, well, I've taken pictures of it and sense to
my friends because I can't creepy, because it goes back
to this, which I've said before. As a society, we
have no shame, and you think, oh, this is what
I talked to my therapist about this. I couldn't take
you love her to death, Jessica shirtless guys at the
Jimmy Tuckery. You have so many other issues, dude, I
said to her. I said to her, I said, I go, yes,
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I go, why does this bother me so much? And
we were trying to figure it out. She was trying
it's her. We didn't have an answer. I as a
recurring guest on the show. I don't know if I
mean that's hippolaws. I don't know if I want everything.
And I said, I said, you know, as a society,
we've lost our shame. And you think and she says, well,
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people are confident now, it's good. I go, No, that
are confident? I go. People are so insecure that they
want you to think they're confident. So while they're while
they're in the mirror, flexing and they have no shirt on.
He's not confident. He just wants everyone look at me.
I work out too. I work. It's like it's like
the chick that wants you to know she does charity,
so she always tells you about all the all the
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bloods she donates for, all the food places she work,
all the shelves she works out. It's like that. But
we all know when they go home, they look in
the mirror and cry. We all know this. We all
know this, Okay, and Eddie, I, I just can't take
it anymore. Just put a shirt? Do you do? You
have issues putting a shirt on? Do you not know?
How do you put your head to the sleep hole?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's in the back box it he doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I got a question. He thinks it goes in the
back box. That's what he thinks. I guess I don't know.
Go ahead. Do you have the same feelings about women
in sports bras? Not at all, because there's still a
lot of skin sweating and touching the benches. You're right,
but but a sports bra is a top. If this
guy came in in a half tea, all right, I
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want to I couldn't like in nineteen eighties, half tea.
You know when he used to cut their sweatshirts. If
you came in and that, I wouldn't like it, but
I'd accept it. I'd accept it because there's something covering
you up. I don't want to see nipples at the gym.
Male nipples, yeah, honestly. Honestly, though, there's certain positions where
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a girl, like some of these girls were like two
tops at the gym, and it's just like, oh, it's
a little much like you're on the treadmill, like and
you're bouncing too much. Like we're just I'm just trying
to I'm just trying to get a lift him. There's
something there is too much bounce in. It sometimes depends
and it depends on the It depends on the lady.
It depends on the lady. I saw a guy. He's
standing next to me. We're working out together, and I'm
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doing Dumbell curls. I'm just warming up doing Dumbell core curls,
listening to eminem right, and the guy next to me,
a chunkier guy, and I'm thinking, good for him, Oh good,
That's what I'm thinking. And he's doing he's doing the
same kind of weights be struggled a little bit, but
good for you. Right after his set, he puts his
weights down, takes his shirt off, and then does the
Hulk Hogan flex in the mirror. Double biceps, double biceps.
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I almost dropped the weight on my foot. What world
are we doing that? Who told him to do that?
You're in public, there's like seventy people here the hols.
It's not good for society. No one looks that good
to take your shirt off, mid gym, mid flex at
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two forty and flex in the mirror with no cut whatsoever?
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
To be honest, you know, I don't go to the gym,
but I thought you walk around with the kettle boat. Yeah,
you know, that's very rare. But at home, I do
have a full length mirror in my bathroom that I
could see. But at home, that's at home, right. But
I will give the double guns solution. Really from time
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to time, if I can't a glimpse of me, I'll
give the double guns.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You know, I'm like, yeah, but you're at But would
you do that at the gym? Of course not. That's
like you're a killer, you're a serial your there's gonna
be a Netflix special about people like.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't know what's worse that guy or your thoughts
on that guy are so extreme.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm at the point now where I've seen this so
much where I'm like rethinking my membership. Okay, well that's
and I'm rethinking should I even go to the gym anymore?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is it like?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Is it like that at all gyms or this just
this particular No shirt guys happen at all the gyms
I've ever been to, but I see it more at this.
It's very extreme at this gym, and I get this
is a great gym. Are the Are the employees not
seeing it? Do I need to say? I think? I
don't think so. I think I think maybe I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Somewhere, if you were to say to the person that
worked there, in the employee, what would you what would
the complaint be?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'd walk up, I'd be like, hey, how's it going?
I go hey, uh, I'd be confused. I think the
sky approached confused, and I'd say, hey, I look them dead,
and the I go, hey, can you not wear shirts
at this gym? No? Of course you can wear shirts
at the gym. What do you mean because I always
see people. I see some guys who shouldn't be not
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wearing a shirt, not wearing shirts? So is that like, no,
I do, I do. Everyone judges everybody. Okay, the gym,
you know, so I said, I would say, yeah, I
thought a couple of guys not wearing shirts kind of gross.
Don't you think?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Machine?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
After they do that? Is? They do? But it's everyone
on machine. It's a very clemsy clean gym. Sir.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm looking at you right now. You're soaking wet. I
have very sweating. You're a very sweating I am very
So what's the difference from what you're doing and what
they're doing.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Of your T shirt? You have? Does help? Okay, it
does help? It does help, sir, real quick before we
end this conversation. What do you do to your calves?
Thank you? But at the end of the day, put
a shirt on. Otherwise I will get fat again because
I can't go to the gym. So you not work
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out with a shirt?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, Well that was a very specific rant.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Really yeah, and the guy knows what I'm talking about.
Everyone at the gym and ula knows who I'm talking about.