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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we are now officially in the home stretch. It
is October and Thor's baby is coming. He's coming, He's
coming coming. So yeah, I mean it could be some
sort of Halloween baby, could be before Halloween. There is
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a chance it could be after because the actual due
date is the first week of November. But I think
we're all thinking it's going to be this month. Can
you believe it's it's this month? You're gonna be a dad.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We'll see, I don't know, you'll see what I mean,
it's happening.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No, no, No, he's coming, bro, get ready for it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, I'll see some things I need to take care of.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You say that it could be tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, yes, it could, and that's not fair to do
certain things, maybe like six pounds by now, probably because
it was four a couple find out. Excuse me, Saturday
is our next ultrasound, Saturday, if you make it there,
Saturday's the ultrasound. And then the fourteenth is when we
get like a way we see the doctor, so we'
can probably get some good answers there on the fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You got to get to work, Bud.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What am I getting to? Where I said?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You have things to do you know?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What, Okay, I don't know. Don't drag your feet because
it could happen in the in an instant, shaking your head. Yes,
it's not it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You just gotta be ready, like honestly, if it was
just not giving birth any time. Excuse me. The doctors
have told you.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
The baby's big, the pregnancy is ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Of said the doctor said that I would That was
the one appointment I missed. So you think she made
it up? Where did you do she really wants this
baby out?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah? So do you think she's at home just pushing NonStop? Yes? Yes,
well who knows? The baby is getting close, and you know,
we're getting to the point of where Hayley is going
to start to start more. She has been she has
been feeling miserable and she's you know, it's tough when
you get to this point where you're just huge. Nothing
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feels good, nothing comfortable. What do you mean Remember when
I was really fat, like five years ago. Don't think
you think it's the same thing. I remember.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I couldn't believe how fat I got. I was huge.
She's pregnant. It's not it's not about you. I'm not
saying I get it in that sense, but I get
like not being able to move. You don't know, you
don't feel out of breath from an orange. I've been
there and you weren't eating oranges that time. Being out
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of breath from opening a milky way.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, I don't know how it feels to have a
piece of hershey pie kick you in the ribs.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yea, her ribs are very sore. I hear about him
all the time. Whenever we'll just be sitting there watching
TV show and we're watching The Riggan Show and it's
called Terminal List. It's with the guy that played Riggs.
I call it The Riggan Show annoying. And whenever we're
just sitting there watching it, everyone's quiet. We're in the
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middle of a scene, and all of a sudden, Haley
would just go ah and I go, I go, oh,
my god, what's wrong? And she goes, oh, he's kicking
my ribs and I go, oh, it doesn't feel good.
I listen. I know it doesn't feel good, and I
feel really bad for her hand the god I do,
and I go and to when we're there, I'm like, oh, man,
(03:24):
I'm so sorry. Can I get you anything? That's my
number one response, no matter what is can I get
you anything? That's what I always say whenever she's mad
at me or wants to yell at me, Can I
get you anything? A waiter. I feel like that response
would annoy me. Get her ice, water, I can get her,
put her get her foot massager. I could you know,
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I could just get her some food. I don't know,
it's just my way of it diffuses the situation.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But okay, probably like that doesn't help her. There's a
human in there doing stuff, and we.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Know how dramatic. Can you imagine if that was happening,
But it can't happen before, It can't happen to me. Okay,
I'm a man. I cannot get pregnant. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Haley is going through it right now, you know, last
month of pregnancy, and so you know she's she's having
a hard time.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Which really is I feelt awful. Honestly, I really do
feel bad for her, and it sucks tough and it sucks.
So we've gotten to the point now where like you know,
she has trouble getting up and we have we have
a we have a Yeah, I sunk in leather couch
in the living room. So like, if I'm not home,
I don't know how she's getting off this couch. So
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I have to grab her arm and lift her up.
And her ribs are really so I feel awful. It
sucks it a lot. I wish this wasn't as uh.
You know, some women love being pregnant. My wife hates
those women like Emily. So she's not that woman, and
she's miserable.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah. Well, she has made a request of four and
it's all again to make her a little bit more
comfortable during the last month of the pregnancy. It's gonna
sound like a simple request, but it isn't.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Thank you, so one of the requests. So in our bedroom.
You walk into our bedroom. I'm on the right side
of the bed, which is closest to the door. Right,
I'm on the right side of the bed. I got
my little night stand going on. I got my book. Okay,
stop talking about your I'm reading the baby book. Okay,
you're not.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's taking him nine months and it's and he's like
only twenty pages d sixty okay, sixty sixty yesterday and
I know you were reading last night.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was texting with Haley and she said he's reading
his book right now. I'm at seventy one. Thank you
for saying that. Wow, it's called Moms on Call. It
is weird when they say okay moms while I'm reading it. No,
it's because I don't know. Probably it's a book for Yeah,
this is the wrong book for you to know. It's
I also have a dad book to read that one.
I'm reading them both. Well, not really. It's all about
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like what to do in certain situations, like temperature is
like stuff that I just didn't know, like how hot.
It is.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Weird though that then it's not for parents, you.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Think, because that's what it is. It's honestly for parents.
I don't know why. It's just from off, Like it's
how to use like the syringe to get the mucus
out of their nose. Stuff like that, you know, so
which is disgusting, Like what the difference between constipation and
just not pooping is? Like what do you look for?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And I got I got it? I got two kids. Sorry,
been there in that little snot bold thing. Now, can
I still use I do not still use something.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
She's only stuff faced should start using sus issues?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay, I still use it.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Shut up? Still I do not.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Or does she do you help her blow your her nose?
Like when kids couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
She's a big girl.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
She's a big girl now. I do like the little
tricks of like where to like have multiple things throughout
the house, little like tacks like that, Like I wouldn't
think of that. I don't know what you're talking about,
Like like like wipes have them in every room. I
wouldn't think of stuff like that, you know. So that's
like the book. So the book is good for that.
So so I got that on my night's dand I'm
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right by the door on the right side. I like
sleeping on my right side with my back to my wife.
It's all good. She's on the left side. Disaster, What
do you mean? She has her giant U shaped pregnancy pillow.
She has you know, tissues everywhere, fifteen fifteen glasses, uh,
water glasses, eight chargers for one cell phone. It's insane.
(07:50):
What's over there she has? She has her and she
has like six pillows. I'm not even kidding. She has
her pregnancy pillow and then she has five more on
top of that. So it's a disaster over there. So
but her rib on her left side is really hurting her.
That's where the baby has been kicking a lot. It's
just it's really sore. I grazed it by accident yesterday
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like a dry it was. And in the San Francisco
forty nine ers game, Juwan Jennings got hit under the
pad in the rib and and it was hard. The
guy probably bruised his ribs or broke his rib That's
how my wife is at. She's acting like Juwan Jennings
the San Franco.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You hit her like that.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No, I grazed her and she was acting like I
spear tackled her like Goldberg. Wo. So, so she then
she has to get up on her left side and
she rolls that pregnancy roll, you know. So she says, Hey,
I'm having a really hard time getting up with my
left side, and I go oh. So I said, off
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your water, ma'am. It's a great way to diffuse the situation.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Are you done with that solid plate?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So she said, we have a month left apparently of
this week.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Cornetti, I'm telling you any minute, okay, I'm telling you
right now.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So I said, I mean what, I'm on call right now?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're on call? Hey, if I get the phone call.
I'm on, would you get the phone call before me?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
An idiot?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
So I said, well, what do you want me to do?
And she goes, well, can I for the next month?
Could I lay on the right side of the bed
and you win the left side of the bed so
I can get up on the right side side. Oh,
she wants your spots to make it easier for her
to get.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't think you need a finger quote that, but wow,
that sounds that sounds like a simple request, right, it's
not do this. We actually put this to the test
once where we challenged each other to switch spots on
the bed with your spouse, and it was a disastrous
It couldn't We couldn't do it, Honestly. It was so
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bad because you're like, you have your side of the
bed and if you try to sleep on the other
side of the bed, it's so weird and it's uncomfortable
and it doesn't make sense and it's like crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Well, I like sleeping on my right side because I
don't like facing the middle of the bed.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And the reason for that is I don't know, you
know what somebody breathing on you.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, and the dog I don't like being touched, like
when the dogs touch me or my wife. I don't
like being what do you.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Have so many people in your bed?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Then it's just it's just Wilson now because Watson sleeps
on the bed on the floor. Oh okay, in his
own bed. He's got his own timberpetic Everyone relaxed, I said, floor.
So if I'm on the left side. So if I
sleep on the left side and then I sleep on
my right side of my body, I'll be facing the
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middle of the bed. I can't have that to me.
I won't be able to sleep. And I need to
be at my tip top one hundred percent shape and
and have my rest for this show.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And not the baby. Well, and I thought the going.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
She has two more shifts left. She could deal with
not sleeping a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You're going too far, now, You're going too far. All
I'm talking about is it's very difficult to change the
side of the bed you sleep on.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's what I mean. When you're married and with.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Somebody and you sleep in the same way, to try
and flip sides is literally impossible. It's it's really hard
to do. But it sounds like we have different thoughts
on that that it's not about that, Well, it's about
facing the middle of the bed.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm going to be uncomfortable. I'm not going to get sleep.
I need sleep. You want to come here on no sleep?
What you guys want? You can plain about sleep all
the time.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Why don't you sleep in the guest room?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Thought about that. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Let her have the whole bed he does.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't. I like sleeping in my bed room. She's
better at sleeping in the guest room than me. Oh
she's better at it. Yeah, like she's done it before
we got into a fight. So like, why can't she
just sucking eight months pregnant actually sleep in the guest
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room because our our bedrooms kind of sunk it in,
So you have to walk down these two steps. That's
always risky, crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And their carpeted.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean it's like, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Funny, ladies, you are the ones who've been pregnant before
this request. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I don't think I would switch spots, but I think
it's insane not to just say sleep in the guest room.
I mean, that's that makes the most sense. Everybody gets
or absolutely absolutely, she doesn't do good job. He doesn't
do a good job. Sleep the guest room. I gotta
watch it before I turn out. There's no TV in there.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, you have seventeen TVs in your little game room.
You don't have one in the guest room.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
No, that's ridiculous, wild because because we have one desk
in the guest room and it has like it has
like work stuff on it, So there's nowhere to put
a tea. You have no wall. I'm not gonna hang anything,
and there can not. I don't have that many. I
don't have that many. Nobody, nobody in the guest whom
needs a TV.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, so your guests to come over, you have a
lot of guests, then to watch TV.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That No, I don't care why I have to move.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Sleep, sleep in the gate, sleep in the man cave.
You have recliners in there.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It's getting air mattress. I don't have any sleep. I
can't sleep in a recliner. That's a that's a nap recliner.
I can knapp in a guy this request.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, come on, he just needs to either switch sides
or go in the guest room. Like it's it's temporary,
Like it's one thing if she wanted this forever, but
it's one month because she's in pain because she's carrying
your guys child.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
So just cut up. And I actually have a clip
of Sky talking to her husband while she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh no, oh no, so I feel for her.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Just move.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm not gonna zilla. I was just a larger pregnant woman.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It This guy slept in the pool because it was
like a water water was like so big. Put the
picture down, all the water would go.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Out, would rise.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
She's very big. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
She'd sit down on the bed, fly in the air.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So what so what's the what's your end result here?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We kind of just left it and me saying all right,
and that was really last night. I slept on the
right license on the left side. You didn't change. I
think what's gonna happen is she's gonna she's going to
turn into you don't want that, And I'm gonna say,
all right, no worries, you're that's probably what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You're tokyo. She's gonna stomp all over yes.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Okay, just guys man, and she gets.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, I'm gonna stop you.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm gonna stop you right now.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You know I understand.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah,