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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So earlier this week we had the big gender reveal
party where we found out that Thor and his wife Hayle,
they are having a boy, which is you know, the
universe saying this is what needs to happen to little Walker,
and we all agree, Yes, it's gonna be Walker DoD,
which is which is exciting, very cool. Now, when you
have a kid, there are things that will pop up
(00:20):
that you don't see coming there, and there's a lot
of stuff like that. Yeah, but when you get into
certain things with family, this is when it can get
a little weird and uncomfortable, and that is exactly what's
going on right now with Thor.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well it's not right, okay, because I can't I can't
have this, you know. Yeah, So obviously we're excited and
we so we my wife's with Kaiser, so we do
the we do three ultrasounds, we get one, we get
get three or four. We get one. Initially we did
so we get three, but we actually did four with
We're gonna do four with Kaiser because one was right
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when it happened and.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So just on top of your regular visits. Yes, oh so.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We get three, So we did one. At'll get a
plastic card or something. Yeah, we did one like recently,
and then we have the anatomy one, which is like
they go through everything and be a while, and then.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
We have like your kid doesn't have feet that I was.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Worried because they couldn't find his foot. So I was like,
I was like, this sucks. He doesn't have feet. We
found the feed, we found the feet, and then we
get a third one, third trimester, right, yeah, third one,
so that yeah, well that that soks doesn't offer that, right,
So if we want to do something like a three
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D one, my wife likes to because we had the
miscarriage first, so she's nervous, like if she doesn't feel
something or you know what I mean. And I totally
get it. So she there's this place called Mommy and Me.
It's like right Mission Valley, and you could get paid
for like a package of ultrasounds. And he's just going there, yeah,
and he's it's cool. And it was one hundred and
(01:55):
fifty bucks for three ultrasounds, Okay, so I.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Said, book it, babe, Oh wow, so generous face bag it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So we only get three for one fifty and I'm
thinking that's six ultrasounds. So we do one initially, and
then this past weekend Haley was said she wanted to
see him again, and I said, I got excited, so
I said, let's see the little guy because it's crazy
how much bigger he You guys know, you guys all
have kids. It's crazy how big they get so fast.
(02:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
They do the thing where they tell you what sized
fruit they are.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, we have an apple that's right now, right now.
He's a large apple.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
There you go, a large app. Large.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
He's a smith, smith, always thinking red delicious. Yeah, and uh, this.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Is the first one we went in there, and this
is the first one where like we really saw him
features and features like his fingers, his toes. It's big,
it's big being Haley have big noses. She hears his
pointy minus Jewish. I am Jewish, I am Jewish.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
What about the DoD gut?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
He does have a little bell, he does have a dot.
He does have a doctor. Yeah, Haley's been eating a lot,
so that's the.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Going on.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, she has a little dot in her So between
all that, he's frugal already, he's he's already complaining, get me.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She's in the he's in the it's the cool. They
have like a giant, like fifty five inch TV that
it's on, and we're watching him and he's moving around,
but his head is between her placenta and her bladder,
and Haley was legitimately worried his head was stuck because
he couldn't move his head. Go his head.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So it works.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The sonogram text said, he's not stuck.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No, he's not going to be there forever. Yeah, a
college she's walked.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Won't come out.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
This thing won't come out. So and he's like stretching,
He's doing all these things. And it's crazy because I'm
like watching it on the screen and then looking at
Haley's stomach and I'm like, this is it breaks out.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We've told you this.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
When you see a foot or something pushing on the
actual skin, there's it's like a movie.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, Emily just did it under her shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I saw her breast.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
For some reason, I feel like Reid was extra pushy
in there. He was kicking, he was annoyed and and
so we got all that going and we do I
do a video of the baby moving around, and we
took and they gave us a bunch of sonogram pictures
and some of my family members really appreciate it, like
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my Grandma Judy. Grandma Judy has the first sonogram up
on her fridge and I just madeled through another sonogram.
Sure because she doesn't really have a smartphone, so she
doesn't get the text. She's putting the hard copies on
her fridge. Other family members, I think they like it,
but also need me to know that, Yeah, we have
kids too, What do you mean? So I text the
(05:17):
family group chat me my dad, my mom, my aunt Sherry,
and then my sister and my my wife. So this
is all your side the because Harley side of the family.
Will Haley sends everybody all those I'm in that group
chat too, and my family I send it is your
brother in law Kevin's in it? Yeah for some reason?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Okay, yeah, because he's too busy for your text.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No, no, no, he's in there.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
He's in there and knows how babies work. He's like,
I'm a doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, yeah, we do ask him a million questions.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I'm sure he's not an obstetrician.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Can you imagine how many things between the baby and
Thor's own life?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
He asks?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
And my dad, Oh yeah, you must wonder he must
regret marrying into our face. I don't know how he's
done a decade. So we're excited and I send the
video of the baby moving around and I make like
a funny you know, I'm like, Lollo, he's really moving
around and there look at his belly. Must be a dog,
you know. And everyone's like, oh, it's so cute, it's
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so cute. And then immediately we get pictures from my
sister of my nephew Dash, and Dash is freaking adorable.
I love Dashing. Dash is four dashes, four Ethans ten
and I get it, it's he's adorable. But my sister
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had a tendency to do this where I send a
sonogram picture or an update on little Walker, and immediately
I get an update on Ethan and how he was
doing in school. Or here's another picture of Dash with
the Easter.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Buddy, like in the same thread or just a different.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Thread, like like she sh'll say like, oh, that's awesome
Dashed with the Easter Bundy. What Oh, So she's one
upping you one hundred percent. And it's not surprising at
all that my sister's doing. You can't let me have this.
You've had this for years when I was we talked
about twice. I've talked. I talked about six am. I'm
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going through a bunch of old pictures. Yeah, and I'm
finding all the hard copies. I have a million pictures
of my nephew Ethan when he was first born. So
I so my sister's been through this. I got a
million pictures of little Dashy. I still get them. I
love them. They're adorable, they're my nephews. They're great. I'm
sorry that I'm having a kid.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
To you.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm sorry that I want everyone to be happy. Here's
Dashed with the easter bunny. Here's here's Dash running around
with bubbles. Here's Dashing Mommy on the train together. We're
pretty cute. I'm sorry. Here's here. Well, here's Haley with
her belly and Walker. We can't have that. Nope. Here's
Ethan doing something stupid.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Both but but but sending it right after her is
a one upmanship, which is kind of lame.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Emily. If if you're a sweet sister Anne who we love,
send a picture of Charlotte. When you send a picture
of read doesn't bother you. I'd rather you don't need
to say that. You would rather see Charlotte. I mean
we're friends.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yeah, that would actually.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
What would it matter what your mom said about each picture?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well, clearly she would like Sharlotte. She's younger, younger. My
mom is even like to really knows anything, she knows everything.
Between me and my sister is.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Like to the word clearly.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I mean, look at.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
You said anything to your sister, like, because my.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Sister still says things to me that are ridiculous. Like
We'll be having a ray regular conversation and I love
my sister. We're very opposite, but I love her to death.
And we'll have a regular conversation about random stuff, and
my sister will drop in, Well we know, we know
that your mom and dad's favorite. We've always known that.
Oh we're doing that, And I'll be like what and
(09:10):
she's dead serious.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
See I want shoot serious behind his back.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But that's his face, that's my sister. That's my sister.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
So, uh, do you think it's gonna get worse? I
is here, I do.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
My kid's gonna be like in t Wall for the
first time. Ethan will be like in college, should we
send me pictures of like how cute he is? Like?
This is weird? This is weird. You can't let me
have this. You can't let aren't you excited to be
an aunt?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
She is?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You know, we're excited to one up you. I guess
one hundred percent. That's all she curious about