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July 1, 2025 10 mins
Preparing for th birth of their child, Thor and his wife started looking for nanny's. However, things take a turn when his wife starts saying things about their options available
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, so you're in it now. Man's right.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The uh, the pregnancy is in full swing here as
Thor and Haley are getting ready for their first baby.
I would ask who's had it harder? If it depends
who you ask, Ye ask Katie. Obviously she's she's had
a hard time, you know, physically with just a few things.
If you ask this guy over here, nothing's been harder

(00:24):
for her, then then then what he's had to deal.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
With I've got saying it. We know, we know, we
know it's been so hard on him. I got yelled
at yesterday because my wife wanted to make uh she
makes like this this like shrimp spring rolls with like
this white fish and it's really good. And she was
home yesterday but she did start cooking. It's like five
forty five, and I was kind of bummed about that

(00:47):
because I wanted to eat by six whatever. So she
walks in the I'm watching I'm watching the Padres and
the Yankees, and she walks in and she goes, uh,
dinner's gonna be like twenty minutes late today, and I went, oh, really,
and she lost it all and I thought I was like, oh, man,
twenty minutes late do you have a set time. I

(01:07):
like to eat before six thirty because we go to
bed early, and I don't want to eat that late
because it gives me heartburn. It's just that it sticks.
So so I uh so I walk into the kitchen
and I go, can I help with I? I was
just trying to be nice man, And she says no,
And then I hear her mumble to herself as I
walk out. You know you could help with get the
f out of the kitchen, that's what you could help with.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh yeah, you know, hormones get a little crazy and pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
She's like sitting on a stool because her feet hurt
really bad. Cooking, Oh yeah, like just kissed, you know,
clean the whole kitchen, did all the dishes. No, thank you?
Oh god, I would sip it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, very careful, you know me? Thank you? No, she's
pregnant and make dinner.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, it's really nice.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Did you say thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Come on, bro? Of course I did.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
And then like I was just around my whole family
and we all talked food in her mouths? How so
I was doing that and she didn't ask me to stop.
She just goes, Oh god, I go what And then
she got mad at me. But the most recent thing
she's mad about. We were having this conversation yesterday and
I came home from the gym and she was looking

(02:27):
at stuff on her phone about the baby because we're
three and a half months away. Wow, And she's annoyed
at me for being too good a shape. It's not fair,
oh yeah, because she doesn't get to be in shape
right now because she's actually having some issues where her
breathing is really bod She gets out of breath a lot,
and she has to wear a heart monitor right now,
and they want to and so they told her she

(02:48):
can't work out that much. And it's not fair that
I get to be in shape and she doesn't get
to be in shape. And I look too good right now?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Why are you shaking your head yet?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
So you want me to get fat? And he's super annoyed.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
This guy just hitting the gym, coming back to the house,
all sweaty after a good.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Pump and feeling great, feeling great.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm sitting over here miserable. How is that fair? Sorry?
I want to stay. It's really easy for me to
get fat. Off.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, I was stoked.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
The boo got fat with me, so like we stayed huh,
well we all fluctuate, but we were definitely Okay, damn pregnant.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You can't look at that picture, Jamie, Great, Wow, this
is that chick even pregnant?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Like, seriously, is there anything in there?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
There's a baby in there, little guy.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
The other one, there's like seven in there?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, there was, like mom, there was, I was.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
There was only one.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
That's an unfortunate shot.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Huge when she came out, that's the crazy part.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Average she was seven and a half.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yes, she was full size.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Okay, is it fully grown?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Would I tell my wife? I'm like, you don't. I'm
like every time she says she's gross, your fhatic, Haley,
you look fine, You're just you're pregnant. And now she's
mad at that, but I'm like, she's really only big
in her stomach. She hasn't like her face doesn't look
that big or but she but then what she does
is yes I do. And then she put her arm
up and like like you know, the tricep and I'm

(04:16):
just like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Like, so you're not supposed to go to the gym anymore?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, I can't go to the gym anymore, I'll get fat.
I'll get fat, and I don't. I can't have that.
I can't. I just remember, but you know you guys
want to be fat. Remember when I'm fat? How can
I forget? I'm miserable? Your diabetes? I don't. I don't
runs in my family. My grandpa had, dad had it,

(04:40):
and they can't do it. So that so we have
that whole conversation and I'm like, well, I'm not gonna
stop going to the gym. Then she's looking at nanny's
for the future because I've here, I've heard you should
start looking at this stuff now. Because the plan is
in February, she's going to go back to work, and
we're gonna need she goes to work early, like seven am,
I won't be she won't be home. So we're gonna

(05:01):
need to either put the kid in like an early preschool,
like a daycare, or get a Nay.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Well, you can't do that as a baby. There's like
there's like daycares. Not no, but I'm in an early
preschool as a baby. Talking about in February, it's gonna
be like six months.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I met like daycares. Yeah, So she was looking at nannies.
I guess there's a nanny app that you could look out, okay,
and on the nanny I did that like a kids
care dot com. Yeah, had about thirty down the nanny road. Yeah.
Both of us worked and so we'd have any all
the time. So we're looking at the nannies and I'm
going through it with her, and there's a lot of
like SDSU girls that want to be nats. Yeah, okay,

(05:40):
So I'm looking at it. I'm like, oh, this is perfect.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
There's all these girls.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I know, there's probably the girl, the SDG girls, the
ones that are in college. I love babies, looking at
a couple of extra bucks. They're gonna be up early,
They're reliable. And I found like a few that I
thought would be great. And Haley looked at me like
she wanted to slit my throat. Oh my god, because
they happen to be attractive, and so, oh, for her

(06:03):
dead body, will she ever bring in a young attractive nanny?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
And I'm like, why she? Because I know what will happen.
I'm going to immediately cheat on you. Like how insane
is that you don't trust me at all?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Your new family risk.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's a risk. That's insane. All these all these lovely
young ladies are to get a job because you don't
trust me.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's not fair. What do you mean you get that?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, it's a risk.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
What's a risk? What's a risk?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
You've got a newborn baby.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
You guys are both going to be sleep deprived beyond belief.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
You're not going to have yours together.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
And then all of a sudden, this new shiny little
chipper you know, twenty year old comes waltson in the
house like that.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I don't know, And it's crazy. She's so perky, she
has perky and all her stuff together.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
And and another factor is normally not for every cup.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
But normally when you have a new.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Born, your sex life suffers a little bit, which kind
of makes your mind go to weird places. And if
you got miss perky jumping around your living room.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean, so I'm going to ruin my life and
cheat on my family.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
And by the way, uh, miss perky jumping around the
living room, why that's what nannies do?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I feel like she travels with a tramplin.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Is she gonna start showing up?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Not like yeah, top no bra happens summer.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's not gonna it's gonna be February. It's not gonna
be summer.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
It'll be summer. It's always something.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What, uh, you're not a very good nanny if you're
walking around doing that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
She's not breastfeeding.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't understand. You've seen what.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Those hot nannies I had. I've had, like Eddie said,
so many nannies I've had.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
None of them were hot.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I've had one or two of them were pretty good looking.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
They were like six.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
And what happened? Why didn't they last?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
They lasted? Everybody's moved on. Nobody.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Robert is my man's in construction, and so people had
to go to our house like five am. So that
didn't last. People get sick of waking up that early.
So it wasn't for any reasons like they backfired or anything.
But I tended to not hire the super hot ones
just because I don't need them coming to my house
when I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
There's way you guys are kind of making a weird assumption,
is that the young hot nanny is going to be
into these guys. Yeah, why Robert and thor and what like,
how do you I mean they're they're like in their twenties.
You know how old these are, like seventy four.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
But also too.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Just because they're unattractive doesn't mean anything. As we've learned
from Arnold schwartzenekeeper, that's a pretty good housepaper. Who was piteous?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Man? Go for her?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
I'm in Shrek, Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Will.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I will see this on the next door.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
App see what what do you see in the next
So this.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Time of year, it'll be like.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I, why do you change your voice like this? What
inflection is this?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I go to you see Santa Barbara, and I'm just
home for the summer.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
So if anybody needs any help around the house or
for me to watch.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
And then there's a piece look like on the beach
and their bathing.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Super yeah yeah, And I'm like, I don't have little
kids anymore, but.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
You need help around that.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
I'm like, anyone who responds to this, you're creep, Like.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
I know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Guy, Okay, honestly your husband could use some help.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
You know, well, my mom charged him to help, so
we worked real fight.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, so no hot nannies.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Over her dead body for below for below, Yeah, over
her dead body. That's that sucks. Like she wants to
be fat and ugly nannies.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Only fair enough ridiculous,

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