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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I think men and women both do this. If
you see like a hot celebrity or somebody that you
have a crush on, maybe you will want your partner
to sort of look like that person, Like you get
an outfit or something. You know, you see somebody wearing, like,
you know, a dude wearing like a tank top, and
(00:21):
you're like, oh, that would look good on my guy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Or and and when with the you know, men too
like oh, we see this chick wearing this, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You Oh, I'm gonna get this from my wife. You know,
she looked great in this, you know. So I think
this happens absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I guess this is what's going on, not what's going
on with Thor and Sky.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's not what's going on. I think Thor really dig
Sky's style. That's not like that Georgia Aquarium hoodie and her.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
There to Yeah, it was I was chill.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I thought this morning, we're two shirts, and then a
little it was a little chili.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's not that. And then the air conditioning on driving
in this morning.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Air conditioner beca on seventy four Sky, I did, and
my two sweatshirts plus long sleeve on and I got
a blanket on my lap right now?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh my god. Yeah, so Thor finds that sexy apparently, No,
I don't what's going on. I think it was last
week Sky went to a black tie event.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Why are you laughing when you said because.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's you, Well, because it's not you. And the fact
that you didn't go with your husband. You have another gallas,
you would say, which is weird. And on top of that,
you had the last all not it was for charity
five hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Times, five hundred times one time, and I just wanted
to bring attention to the charity, Shoreline Community Services.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
They're amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
They're like, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Individuals.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So ok, so, yeah, we're a long way from the
days of you going to the galas and things like that.
It's a minute you leaving the house in a fancy
dress and yeah, not with your husband.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
All odd, it didn't make a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It is a rare occurrence.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So it was this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right, Yeah, it was last Friday?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, yeah, we saw your Instagram posts to.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That point me, my my wife goes, h, did you
see Sky's Instagram posts? And I went I said no,
why and she shows me and it's this picture and
my wife goes, WHOA, Sky's looking hot? And I went, yeah,
it's a good picture of her. She's got like she's
got like sexy face on. But you're also like like,
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oh hey, you can tell in the picture you're very
Oh hey, yeah, I would say that looking for some
strange uh huh. I definitely get that. Look at her, like,
look at her hands placement on her hip, like who
she tried to impress? Sassy bitch, sassy bitch. And then
I just got sass written all over it. Yeah, can
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we see that picture? And I didn't think anything of it.
But then the other day my wife tells me that
she really liked the dress that Sky war in the picture.
I don't said nobody.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Ever, like I mean, you know, I don't mean to
be you know, I mean to myself, but honestly, I
don't get asked. I don't get asked very often where
did you get that dress? And I got multiple people
asking me where I got that dress?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
After that, your standard go to sweater dress and things
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Your jewelry attached to it, sweatshirt we all know, specially yeah,
we all know you buy him at cole.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So why would anybody ask where'd you get that sweater dress?
But this one was a little bit different, a little
bit well, I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
She's like pushing her breasts out, her hands on her head,
really reading a lot. I feel like I know where
this is coming from. No, I feel like she had
like a cocktail before she went out and she was
feeling it. So what do you call that kind of dress?
A Maxi dress?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
It's like a it's like off the shoulder, yeah, like
a Maxi dress. Tight, but it's like a gown kind
of gown.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But I love this dress.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, it's my favorite one that's got.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I've actually rent the Runway.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, so honestly, when you mentioned how I used to
go to galas and I haven't done anything fancy since
I would rent a dress from Rent the Runway because
these gallas were super fancy. Yeah, where you can rent
expensive dresses and then at the end they'll always send
you an email being like, okay, here's the return process,
or for X amount of dollars, which is a pretty
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good deal, you can buy the dress. And this was
the one time where I'm like, I got so many compliments.
I could probably wear that dress again because it has
a tropical vibe San Diego, Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Who knows where I could wear that dress.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
So I actually bought that dress and kept it, but
have not worn it since until this.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Right, we'll definitely see that dress between now and twenty
and forty a bunch.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Of times, especially, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
End of the year, between now and two forty a
bunch of time. Any nice event, any Vegas event, any
any fancy dinner, any casino things, anything slightly and slightly
Tropical's going to wear that without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
And especially now because of these compliments that have rolled
in after this post.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh yeah, she may come in wear it's got a
boner for you. Now, that's not true. So because of
that dress, my wife said that, show me the Instagram
post whatever. She's like. I may have said something to
Sky too, Yeah you did like so okay, okay, well
that's not that feeling. Okay, that's that's that's really weird.
(05:56):
So pants dude, coworker, So my wife. So, my wife
tells me a couple of days ago, she goes flippantly
out of the she goes, oh, I could say I
see a charge on our capitol.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Want some random you stop with these credit card alert
every day?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You need to buy something from Amazon every day? You
I don't. I don't. I don't take it a game room.
I mean, it's the one thing I have in the
one that So I asked what the charge was and
she goes, oh, I bought that dress that Sky was wearing.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Whoa single white female? And I said what? And she goes, yeah,
I want to wear that out Saturday night. And I go,
I go, I go, that's great, But you can't wear that.
I go, that's too I go, that's too weird. I go,
I've known Sky for fourteen years. She's like a sister
to me. We kind of look alike, definitely twins. Yeah yeah,
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And I said I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
We can't. You can't wear that. She goes, why not.
It's a nice dress. And I go, I go, but
I will think of Sky and it will make it weak.
And she said, she said, And I go. When we
go to Saturday night, Mama has a couple of cocktails.
We come back to what we come back here we go.
She comes on to me, all I'm gonna be thinking,
is Sky going you want to have sex? Bro? We
(07:19):
do what we're doing this, bro, Come on, Son, here
we here we here we go, Yo. I don't need
to think about it. Here we go, Yo, my wife.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I think you would love first of all, you tell
her leave the dress on, and then you're gonna figure
out are you gonna get a little oink oink or
go full hooga hooga the dress?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I would be, But now you're full who You're not
ready for all this?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'm not ready for all the huga hooga. I don't
want the hooga hooga.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Would it be sexier if your wife Haley wore that
Georgia Aquarium hoodie under it?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, no, it would. I don't need to think. I
don't need to think right when sex is over hearing
this in my mind.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You get done, Son, I don't done right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
When it's over. I don't want to hear any of that. Okay,
I know I don't got your feelings on Haley trying
to look like you during sex.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I feel this hole you miss this question mark.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't need to think about that.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I feel this whole discussion is a weird backhanded compliment
where I started on a high with all the sweet things,
and then and then and then it got kind of
weird feeling when Thorpe starts talking about how sassy he
thought my pose was in.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
The photo, thought.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He definitely turned.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He did that was that was super weird. And then
again complimented when Haley went to the lengths of finding
a dupe of the stress, which is awesome and a
great compliment because I think Haley has amazing style. But
then we got to Thor's commentary about how basically disgusted
it would make you just to think of me in
(09:14):
any sort of I really lack confidence when it comes
to handle and meat.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It's not about talking about it's.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Not about it's not about Sky being disgusting. It's about
we're too close. I don't look at her like that ever,
versus I have when I was an intern, and I know,
I know all I know all Sky's like sayings and
you're rhyming things. And I don't want to be thinking
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about that when I'm having sex with my wife, because
she's gonna be I'm gonna be. I'm gonna see the
dress and think of Scott and that's how my wife
found the dress. That's what I've got. I can't do it.
I I can't think of you done son when I'm
having sex with my wife. You don't want the rhymes.
I don't want the rhymes. I don't want to be
called bro. You want some direction protection broke.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Bone Town. You got passport, I don't.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
My wife's got to go to Tingle Town. Yeah, you
don't want any of that. I don't want any of that.
It's nothing personal that sounds personally. It's not I'm making
a return the dress. Okay, Well really, you're not even
going to give it a shot. I can't. That's just weird.
Don't you think she'll look nice? I'm sure she would.
I'm sure she look great, but it's I have I'll
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have sky on my brain.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I do think it's weird that they she got something
almost exactly the same, Like I wouldn't want ever to
do that either, like like be your own person, but.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
She already knows what it looks like on somebody I
would talk. Yeah, but still, I mean, now.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You get a different style, like I don't know, No,
they got different colors in that thing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Well, when you hear your man going on and on,
how good something like a real sensitive gag reflects you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Guys like I don't want to think about that. You
don't like he said stuff like that. You know what
I'm saying. So she's returning to the dress. I can't.
So we'll get her in new dress. We'll get her
a new dress. The dress looks great for on Sky,
but I don't want to see the girl. If you
see Sky in that dress, it's on. No, it's not on.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
It's I'm a married lady.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Lady by the way. Wow,