April 22, 2025 • 14 mins
P1 Podcast: Eddie did the unthinkable when he got home from work yesterday!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Well, I did something yesterday that I didn't
really think twice about. But my wife was kind of horrified.
What's the big deal? Man? Yeah, I didn't think it
was that big of a deal, but she was sort
of shaming me. She thought it was really weird. She
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couldn't understand it all because I wanted a piece of cake.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast over yet,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that party. The
show's after show starts now listen. It's weird because I've
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probably never done this before. So in that regard, I
say it's weird because it's against character.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But the way you were describing it and coming from
the house I live in with the things that I
would be shocked for my husband to do, my mind
was in a whole fucking different place. When you were
saying your wife, you know, couldn't believe what you did.
I was. I was so when you said cake, Oh'm.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm like different kind of cake? Did you yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Did you hire a lady and rub cake on?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Did you pay a woman to watch I'm not into that?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Did you high up your piece of cake and whip it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What the hell? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We live.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Your mind really went to some really odd places.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, when you say, you know, you're mortified by something
your husband did or however you describe it, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Where my mind goes.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, there was nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Guy, different different households.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Very no, no, no, no, I'm okay, okay, no.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yesterday I got home and it was it was kind
of early for me. I got home at like eleven
twenty ish, you know, which is pretty early for me.
I know. Yeah, your right in the middle of the
housewives about to end. I'll be honest with you. I
I blinked and Emily was gone yesterday and I went
and talked to her about something and we both looked
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over and went holy shit, like literally we were done, and.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
She was mondays are rough for my girl.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, she wants to get it. She's tired and she
wants to get.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Rough weekend, rough weekend. She's got to get a napping.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
She's had too much of everyone at her house, so
she gets her alone.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Time exactly very much.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Oh, I've done. Yeah, I rocked and ruled.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I finished all the ship rock.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't think what am I supposed to have nothing
you have to do.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I mean, I do all this. You want something crazy
after in the show?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
You wanted something crazy back in the day, like when
I was first starting on the show, like I want
to say, eight or nine years ago, I'd.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Have to be here. We would we would stay ats
like eleven thirty, twelve o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Doing stuff I don't I'm Sky and I are here.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I used to and then I started to rest.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What am I staying here for. We'll go back in
the office and just hang out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That I don't do like Sky will do that she
does Sky.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Does Scott normally makes no sense. Yeah, it's crazy, it
makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, she can't do it at home because the boo
will get in her business. Yeah, she does everything. Me
up and blindfold man cake.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean, baby oil comes out.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
All of a sudden, I get hit with I for
some reason. I get involved in a lot of meetings.
I get called into a lot of meetings. So that
and then I have to do commercials and things like that,
so I actually do stuff. When I'm done, I'm done,
I'll leave. But yesterday was day I didn't really have
that much to do. I had a couple of things
I talked to a few people about and then I
was done. I was home for me early. So I
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get home and I don't know what was going on.
I don't know what the hankering was, but I felt
like I need a little something sweet, really some sweet.
I felt like having some sweet, and I was like, well,
what's that going to be? And so I got last
week a birthday cake. One of our good friends are
at p one day one brought me a whole giant
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one of the big boys nothing but cakes, and he
bought me this giant one. Holy shit. And so we've
been nauching on it here and there, but we've been
busy in and out of the house. And then Easter comes.
You gotta have a caro cake for you, right, guys?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I do?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Do you really disgusting?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like it? I love it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Vegetables should not be a cake.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
That's gross and I don't like the little pieces of
carrot and its fucking gross. Such I would I would
rather eat I would rather eat dog ship.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh what, let's let's make that challenge. Don't make that challenge.
I don't carrot cake eat.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But like, seriously, though I think carcake is discussed.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's delicious.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It looks gross.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Looks I don't like to talking frosting so good.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, the frosting's fine, that's I'm about the actual cake.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It just looks like cake.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, it's like it's got this weird color to it.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I honestly, until you said this, have never associated carrot
cake and Easter. Is that a thing? Yeah, I know
it makes sense, but ill them.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
If you go to the grocery store, they're usually put
them up bunch. Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I never thought about it ever done at our house.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
But that's because I don't normally like sweets.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Lives say shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So we had caro cake today. It's all these different things,
you know, and so there's a lot left over still,
and I'm like, no, I'm not talking about the caro cake.
I'm talking about that nothing but cake. So we get
to the nothing but cake and so we have a
lot left over, and I'm like, i gotta eat this
thing before it goes badue because I'm not wasting nothing
but cake. It's so fucking good. You love it, your favorite.
And so I get home and I'm like I want
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something sweet, and I'm like, well, I could eat this
I can eat cookie whatever. You know what, I cut
myself a piece of this cake. No, it's eleven twenty,
a little odd, you know, but I was like, who
fucking cares. I'm a grown ass man. I can do
whatever I want.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's right. Kids aren't here. They're not gonna see dad
eating cake at eleven twenty. So it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But I don't know about you.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When I was growing up with my dad eat cake
at eleven twenty, and then I said, why, Dad, how
come I candy cake?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
He would say, because I'm me and you're you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's pretty much what I would say. You know, I
don't give a shit either. You know, I dropped it
in their face. It's my cake, here's my.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Fucking I'm an if I give you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A piece of this, and that's how I roll. And
so I right in front of Deborah, you know, I
go over, I get out a plate, I get out
the knife. I'm starting to cut, and she's like, what
are you doing? I go a piece of cake? She goes,
right now, it's eleven twenty, and I go. I get it.
I get the reaction because it's not normal. I don't
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ever come home and just eat dessert. I don't. That's
not me, but for some reason, I had a hanker
in for it. I also, and I'm weird about I
hate wasting food, especially something delicious like this, and so
it was in my head of like, oh fuck, we
gotta eat this cake. And so immediately I went, I'm
gonna eat piece of cake. I didn't. It's not a
giant piece of cake, but I cut a little piece
of cake. I started eating it, and she could not
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get over it. She was like, this is the most
psychotic thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, can you
calm down. It's a piece of cake. I go, I go,
I get it. Cakes usually after.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Er is that one we're supposed to Like the only
time we're allowed to eat cake?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What is a dessert? When do you have dessert?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
But I would eat cake after like if I had
If you had a sandwich and I had, I don't
really ever.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Have always after a meal though after the.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, but I don't consider a sandwich a meal.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Wait, so that's lunch.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Because how big the lunch is sandwich? Sandwich is just
a sandwich, Like it's it's a lunch. I don't consider
lunch a meal.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So when you say you have three meals in a
day lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's very that's very old school thinking. It's still I mean,
that's very old school, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The food pyramid is breakfast meal for me, it's not.
I mean, I had a fucking half a waffle. You
have like a tiny little waffle and a fucking is
that a meal?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's just like two snacks.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's a small meal meal.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
So I don't consider a sandwich. So I have a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You have a sandwich and chips or a sandwich with
ed Jesus that I consider that a lunch meal. But
if you just have a sandwich, I kind of go
to the Emerald Emily realm of more of a snack.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
But if I had, if I crushed a regular Jersey
Mike sub, that's a full meal.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, that's a that's that's a shy er. My sandwich.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Bread is very tiny. I use like Ezekiel bread. It's
very tiny. So it's only like a piece of very
tiny and I have two pieces of it with one.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Piece of cheese. Still a sandwich, yeah, but it's not
a meal a meal, it's not a meal.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean. So, but you have to be so full
to be a meal.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It has to be a bigger portion. Yeah, or have
and have multiple?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can have multiple if I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Doing, if I'm doing, okay, you want a fucking meal
for a lunch, A sandwich, chips and an apple, that's
a meal.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I have to have all those things.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's a meal. I don't that meal.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't want all that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
If it's just a sandwich and you're having kind of
a snack.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I can't have just a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I can. I have to, I can.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, then you have a meal. No, it's just a
small meal.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, I'm kind of Emily, I've been mocking you for this,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
True, Emily, I'm all the time. Or she'll just pull
a piece of chicken out and just eat it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But just say soup, not a bowl of soup. I'll
do a cup of soup to me that and caught
a snack. But but you're in Eddie's logic. It's a
fucking meal.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I didn't say it's a small meal. It's not a
great meal. It's weird, but yes, weird. You say a
meal though it's a snack, so you didn't have for lunch.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Either way, if I'm having a carb and a protein.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Okay, now together, now who's getting technically?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Then then I feel like I can have a slice
of cake.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You feel you can have you can have a piece
of cake whenever you want, hell or a big boy
what you want.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Don't I'd like to put a piece of protein with
it to counteract.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
But I sugar and the car.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Here's the thing for me. I ate a turkey bagel
sandwich at like nine thirty protein there with chips. Okay,
So then two hours later, now I want my dessert.
Is that okay?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That's fucking weird? Two hours later?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Two hours If you're two hours later on that the
cake has nothing to do with what you just ate.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It's been two hours.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm fine with that. But I'm trying to paste my
meal thing on your logic of like I have.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
To just well, that's crazy. To just have a piece
of cake is crazy. This is what That's why you
gotta have a character.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
For Eddie because only because also Eddie is very sometimes
old school, and you're very consistent with things.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You know, you're not allowed to go swimming after you
eave you know, all these kinds of things. So cake
for a snack at lunchtime, a piece of cake.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I ain't swimming for a fucking thirty minutes. Who knows
what would happen if.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You have any proteins? You have A have like a
meat stick or something.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Why do I need protein for.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Meat stick?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I always have always, I always carry on.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
What it's called from Trader Joe's that does beef sticks.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You do what? I don't know? Yeah, so definitely not
a character. I get it. I get all, I get
all of it.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
What kind of cake was it?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Again?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Nothing? But what I mean? What? What flavors?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Lemon? Lemon?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You're eating the two worst cakes for me, A carrot
cake and lemon.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I don't know what what you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I thought that your favorite is my favorite is chocolate.
I'm surprised you didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I talked to day one.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't know, m Lemon talk to him. They were out.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't think I don't think that pretty wild?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I mean that would be pretty wide.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It didn't matter to me. I was like, it's still good,
and so I decided I'm gonna cut myself piece of cake.
And what Thor is doing is basically what Deborra was doing.
She was like shaming me. You can't have cake in
the middle of the day. What. I'm a fucking grown
I can do whatever I want if I want to
have fucking You've never eaten ice cream for breakfast? I
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bet you you have.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I have not brackfast.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You were you when you were in your fat face?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I wasn't twenty seven straight? Yeah, but I'd have to
have lunch.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'd have stick. You know, you'd have a full meal.
You'd have you'd have cake and ice cream. That's your
full that was your full meal. Come around me.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Cake ice I would have That's another thing too. I'm
gonna have a piece of cake. I gotta have a
little ice cream with I don't need dry.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't need that. No, no, nothing but cakes so much.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
There are a couple of d a couple of days old, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm telling you, I'm gonna bring it in for you tomorrow.
It's still no it is that's all you.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I ate cake. That's Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
My god, am I sick? I'm not doing it?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Okay, crumbs everywhere?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well, I support what you're doing. We there there's no
bad time for cake in my house. Desserts are on
the table around the clock, around the clock.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's not good. Again, very this is a very.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Rare thing, and I don't think I've ever done it.
That's how you lose. That's extreme.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Our house has like, honestly no rules about snacking or.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
So if your daughter wants a piece of cake in
the middle of the day, she can have that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, that's wait, dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I just told you my kids that I wouldn't allow that.
But I'm a grown man. I could do what I want.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Because their kids and sugar reacts them so much differently,
are they gonna die?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
They can have a donut, they can have frosted flakes. Like,
why can't we have a piece of cake?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's all the same, Huh.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I wouldn't give my donut.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You're not You don't understand teaching them a lesson of
like this isn't the best thing for you to do.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Well.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I feel there's an overall health lesson of balance and moderation.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Just said, there's no there's no moderation, there's.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No thought process, there's no time of Yeah, but my
daughter knows the overall lesson of moderation and not like
overdoing something, so she has free reign to any food
in the house. Same with my husband, say.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
With me, So we could be eating anything at any.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Time, crazy, anything at any time.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, and it doesn't matter because we kind of well
besides my husband no moderation. So we're not going to
eat the whole fucking cake. We're gonna have a small
slice because we know dinners in an hour.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You're eating cake before dinner.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Now, sh an hour for dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Now, this is madness.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Tiny slice, tiny slice?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But why why do you do that?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Because it looks delicious and I'm hungry and I want
them in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So you ruined your dinner. I didn't ruin you, absolutely totally.
You absolutely spoiled I didn't know that rule.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Is this nineteen forty.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It still it's still applies with the warm meals?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Are bullshit?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Just no, I cake.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That ballance whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And oh my god, I really regret that piece of cake.
All right, Well, I did something yesterday that I didn't
really think twice about. But my wife was kind of horrified.
What's the big deal? Man? Yeah, I didn't think it
was that big of a deal, but she was sort
of shaming me. She thought it was really weird. She
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couldn't understand it all because I wanted a piece of cake.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast over yet,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that party. The
show's after show starts now listen. It's weird because I've
(00:46):
probably never done this before. So in that regard, I
say it's weird because it's against character.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But the way you were describing it and coming from
the house I live in with the things that I
would be shocked for my husband to do, my mind
was in a whole fucking different place. When you were
saying your wife, you know, couldn't believe what you did.
I was. I was so when you said cake, Oh'm.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm like different kind of cake? Did you yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Did you hire a lady and rub cake on?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Did you pay a woman to watch I'm not into that?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Did you high up your piece of cake and whip it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What the hell? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We live.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Your mind really went to some really odd places.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, when you say, you know, you're mortified by something
your husband did or however you describe it, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Where my mind goes.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, there was nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Guy, different different households.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Very no, no, no, no, I'm okay, okay, no.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yesterday I got home and it was it was kind
of early for me. I got home at like eleven
twenty ish, you know, which is pretty early for me.
I know. Yeah, your right in the middle of the
housewives about to end. I'll be honest with you. I
I blinked and Emily was gone yesterday and I went
and talked to her about something and we both looked
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over and went holy shit, like literally we were done, and.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
She was mondays are rough for my girl.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, she wants to get it. She's tired and she
wants to get.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Rough weekend, rough weekend. She's got to get a napping.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
She's had too much of everyone at her house, so
she gets her alone.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Time exactly very much.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Oh, I've done. Yeah, I rocked and ruled.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I finished all the ship rock.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't think what am I supposed to have nothing
you have to do.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I mean, I do all this. You want something crazy
after in the show?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
You wanted something crazy back in the day, like when
I was first starting on the show, like I want
to say, eight or nine years ago, I'd.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Have to be here. We would we would stay ats
like eleven thirty, twelve o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Doing stuff I don't I'm Sky and I are here.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I used to and then I started to rest.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What am I staying here for. We'll go back in
the office and just hang out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That I don't do like Sky will do that she
does Sky.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Does Scott normally makes no sense. Yeah, it's crazy, it
makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, she can't do it at home because the boo
will get in her business. Yeah, she does everything. Me
up and blindfold man cake.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean, baby oil comes out.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
All of a sudden, I get hit with I for
some reason. I get involved in a lot of meetings.
I get called into a lot of meetings. So that
and then I have to do commercials and things like that,
so I actually do stuff. When I'm done, I'm done,
I'll leave. But yesterday was day I didn't really have
that much to do. I had a couple of things
I talked to a few people about and then I
was done. I was home for me early. So I
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get home and I don't know what was going on.
I don't know what the hankering was, but I felt
like I need a little something sweet, really some sweet.
I felt like having some sweet, and I was like, well,
what's that going to be? And so I got last
week a birthday cake. One of our good friends are
at p one day one brought me a whole giant
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one of the big boys nothing but cakes, and he
bought me this giant one. Holy shit. And so we've
been nauching on it here and there, but we've been
busy in and out of the house. And then Easter comes.
You gotta have a caro cake for you, right, guys?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I do?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Do you really disgusting?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like it? I love it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Vegetables should not be a cake.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
That's gross and I don't like the little pieces of
carrot and its fucking gross. Such I would I would
rather eat I would rather eat dog ship.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh what, let's let's make that challenge. Don't make that challenge.
I don't carrot cake eat.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But like, seriously, though I think carcake is discussed.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's delicious.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It looks gross.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Looks I don't like to talking frosting so good.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, the frosting's fine, that's I'm about the actual cake.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It just looks like cake.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, it's like it's got this weird color to it.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I honestly, until you said this, have never associated carrot
cake and Easter. Is that a thing? Yeah, I know
it makes sense, but ill them.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
If you go to the grocery store, they're usually put
them up bunch. Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I never thought about it ever done at our house.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
But that's because I don't normally like sweets.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Lives say shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So we had caro cake today. It's all these different things,
you know, and so there's a lot left over still,
and I'm like, no, I'm not talking about the caro cake.
I'm talking about that nothing but cake. So we get
to the nothing but cake and so we have a
lot left over, and I'm like, i gotta eat this
thing before it goes badue because I'm not wasting nothing
but cake. It's so fucking good. You love it, your favorite.
And so I get home and I'm like I want
(05:30):
something sweet, and I'm like, well, I could eat this
I can eat cookie whatever. You know what, I cut
myself a piece of this cake. No, it's eleven twenty,
a little odd, you know, but I was like, who
fucking cares. I'm a grown ass man. I can do
whatever I want.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's right. Kids aren't here. They're not gonna see dad
eating cake at eleven twenty. So it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But I don't know about you.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When I was growing up with my dad eat cake
at eleven twenty, and then I said, why, Dad, how
come I candy cake?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
He would say, because I'm me and you're you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's pretty much what I would say. You know, I
don't give a shit either. You know, I dropped it
in their face. It's my cake, here's my.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Fucking I'm an if I give you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A piece of this, and that's how I roll. And
so I right in front of Deborah, you know, I
go over, I get out a plate, I get out
the knife. I'm starting to cut, and she's like, what
are you doing? I go a piece of cake? She goes,
right now, it's eleven twenty, and I go. I get it.
I get the reaction because it's not normal. I don't
(06:29):
ever come home and just eat dessert. I don't. That's
not me, but for some reason, I had a hanker
in for it. I also, and I'm weird about I
hate wasting food, especially something delicious like this, and so
it was in my head of like, oh fuck, we
gotta eat this cake. And so immediately I went, I'm
gonna eat piece of cake. I didn't. It's not a
giant piece of cake, but I cut a little piece
of cake. I started eating it, and she could not
(06:51):
get over it. She was like, this is the most
psychotic thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, can you
calm down. It's a piece of cake. I go, I go,
I get it. Cakes usually after.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Er is that one we're supposed to Like the only
time we're allowed to eat cake?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What is a dessert? When do you have dessert?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
But I would eat cake after like if I had
If you had a sandwich and I had, I don't
really ever.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Have always after a meal though after the.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, but I don't consider a sandwich a meal.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Wait, so that's lunch.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Because how big the lunch is sandwich? Sandwich is just
a sandwich, Like it's it's a lunch. I don't consider
lunch a meal.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So when you say you have three meals in a
day lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's very that's very old school thinking. It's still I mean,
that's very old school, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The food pyramid is breakfast meal for me, it's not.
I mean, I had a fucking half a waffle. You
have like a tiny little waffle and a fucking is
that a meal?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's just like two snacks.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's a small meal meal.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
So I don't consider a sandwich. So I have a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You have a sandwich and chips or a sandwich with
ed Jesus that I consider that a lunch meal. But
if you just have a sandwich, I kind of go
to the Emerald Emily realm of more of a snack.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
But if I had, if I crushed a regular Jersey
Mike sub, that's a full meal.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, that's a that's that's a shy er. My sandwich.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Bread is very tiny. I use like Ezekiel bread. It's
very tiny. So it's only like a piece of very
tiny and I have two pieces of it with one.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Piece of cheese. Still a sandwich, yeah, but it's not
a meal a meal, it's not a meal.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean. So, but you have to be so full
to be a meal.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It has to be a bigger portion. Yeah, or have
and have multiple?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can have multiple if I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Doing, if I'm doing, okay, you want a fucking meal
for a lunch, A sandwich, chips and an apple, that's
a meal.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I have to have all those things.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's a meal. I don't that meal.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't want all that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
If it's just a sandwich and you're having kind of
a snack.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I can't have just a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I can. I have to, I can.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, then you have a meal. No, it's just a
small meal.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, I'm kind of Emily, I've been mocking you for this,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
True, Emily, I'm all the time. Or she'll just pull
a piece of chicken out and just eat it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But just say soup, not a bowl of soup. I'll
do a cup of soup to me that and caught
a snack. But but you're in Eddie's logic. It's a
fucking meal.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I didn't say it's a small meal. It's not a
great meal. It's weird, but yes, weird. You say a
meal though it's a snack, so you didn't have for lunch.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Either way, if I'm having a carb and a protein.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Okay, now together, now who's getting technically?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Then then I feel like I can have a slice
of cake.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You feel you can have you can have a piece
of cake whenever you want, hell or a big boy
what you want.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Don't I'd like to put a piece of protein with
it to counteract.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
But I sugar and the car.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Here's the thing for me. I ate a turkey bagel
sandwich at like nine thirty protein there with chips. Okay,
So then two hours later, now I want my dessert.
Is that okay?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That's fucking weird? Two hours later?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Two hours If you're two hours later on that the
cake has nothing to do with what you just ate.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It's been two hours.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm fine with that. But I'm trying to paste my
meal thing on your logic of like I have.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
To just well, that's crazy. To just have a piece
of cake is crazy. This is what That's why you
gotta have a character.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
For Eddie because only because also Eddie is very sometimes
old school, and you're very consistent with things.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You know, you're not allowed to go swimming after you
eave you know, all these kinds of things. So cake
for a snack at lunchtime, a piece of cake.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I ain't swimming for a fucking thirty minutes. Who knows
what would happen if.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You have any proteins? You have A have like a
meat stick or something.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Why do I need protein for.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Meat stick?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I always have always, I always carry on.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
What it's called from Trader Joe's that does beef sticks.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You do what? I don't know? Yeah, so definitely not
a character. I get it. I get all, I get
all of it.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
What kind of cake was it?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Again?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Nothing? But what I mean? What? What flavors?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Lemon? Lemon?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You're eating the two worst cakes for me, A carrot
cake and lemon.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I don't know what what you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I thought that your favorite is my favorite is chocolate.
I'm surprised you didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I talked to day one.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't know, m Lemon talk to him. They were out.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't think I don't think that pretty wild?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I mean that would be pretty wide.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It didn't matter to me. I was like, it's still good,
and so I decided I'm gonna cut myself piece of cake.
And what Thor is doing is basically what Deborra was doing.
She was like shaming me. You can't have cake in
the middle of the day. What. I'm a fucking grown
I can do whatever I want if I want to
have fucking You've never eaten ice cream for breakfast? I
(11:59):
bet you you have.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I have not brackfast.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You were you when you were in your fat face?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I wasn't twenty seven straight? Yeah, but I'd have to
have lunch.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'd have stick. You know, you'd have a full meal.
You'd have you'd have cake and ice cream. That's your
full that was your full meal. Come around me.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Cake ice I would have That's another thing too. I'm
gonna have a piece of cake. I gotta have a
little ice cream with I don't need dry.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't need that. No, no, nothing but cakes so much.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
There are a couple of d a couple of days old, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm telling you, I'm gonna bring it in for you tomorrow.
It's still no it is that's all you.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I ate cake. That's Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
My god, am I sick? I'm not doing it?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Okay, crumbs everywhere?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well, I support what you're doing. We there there's no
bad time for cake in my house. Desserts are on
the table around the clock, around the clock.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's not good. Again, very this is a very.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Rare thing, and I don't think I've ever done it.
That's how you lose. That's extreme.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Our house has like, honestly no rules about snacking or.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
So if your daughter wants a piece of cake in
the middle of the day, she can have that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, that's wait, dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I just told you my kids that I wouldn't allow that.
But I'm a grown man. I could do what I want.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Because their kids and sugar reacts them so much differently,
are they gonna die?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
They can have a donut, they can have frosted flakes. Like,
why can't we have a piece of cake?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's all the same, Huh.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I wouldn't give my donut.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You're not You don't understand teaching them a lesson of
like this isn't the best thing for you to do.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Well.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I feel there's an overall health lesson of balance and moderation.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Just said, there's no there's no moderation, there's.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No thought process, there's no time of Yeah, but my
daughter knows the overall lesson of moderation and not like
overdoing something, so she has free reign to any food
in the house. Same with my husband, say.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
With me, So we could be eating anything at any.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Time, crazy, anything at any time.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, and it doesn't matter because we kind of well
besides my husband no moderation. So we're not going to
eat the whole fucking cake. We're gonna have a small
slice because we know dinners in an hour.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You're eating cake before dinner.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Now, sh an hour for dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Now, this is madness.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Tiny slice, tiny slice?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But why why do you do that?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Because it looks delicious and I'm hungry and I want
them in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So you ruined your dinner. I didn't ruin you, absolutely totally.
You absolutely spoiled I didn't know that rule.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Is this nineteen forty.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It still it's still applies with the warm meals?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Are bullshit?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Just no, I cake.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That ballance whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And oh my god, I really regret that piece of cake.
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