October 11, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we hear about another embarrassing sex story from Thor
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay. Again, I don't like.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I get very uncomfortable by this. And you know, okay,
when Thor says I have something that happened and I
could talk about it on the pew And podcast if
he is quiet about it for the regular show, doesn't
give us a hint of what it is. It's something crazy,
it's something wild.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
It's gonna traumatize us.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, will it be about his penis? Again?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I don't know, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, we're about to find out.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
For that part the.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
The last time this happened, he told us about his
encounter with Page, the escort, the old spaghetti. Actually, wow,
I mean nothing hot Page.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I haven't heard Page in a while.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
I have it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You haven't hit her up. I haven't hit her date
quarter right now?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Money is tight.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
You know, money's tight.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
So who knows?
Speaker 7 (01:14):
Though I know this weekend we were all being up
in ocean side. True, my wife will be at home,
so maybe paid someone really about Page side? Anytime I
end up Page and ask she's available. She says fifty
hundred dollars every time, every time, no matter what.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It is, it's got more. She's got to drive all.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Do we remember? I think it was a couple of
weeks ago, maybe it was even a week ago when
Thor told us what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
And what I did? He say something really cringe worthy.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, yes, that did happen as well.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
I told her, Yeah, call me, you're a real bitch.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I told her, A good boy.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Good boy, good boy, he's a good boy. Is a
good boy?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
A good boy?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That was really creepy, weird, really bad. So here we go.
We don't know what this is. I don't know what
it's related to, but we're about to find out.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
So this happened a couple of nights ago, and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It always takes him a little bit the courage.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, and you know we're watching TV. We hadn't seen
each other.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
She was out of talent Las past weekend, so uh,
you know we're hanging out having a good time.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Just yeah, and I know Hailey needs touch.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It's her love language.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Don't roll your eye at that.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
So if we're sitting down, I don't I just put
my hand on her leg or something she needs.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
She needs touch, Oh, just any kind of touch. It
doesn't have to be like sensual touch.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
She wants me to touch her, your contact, cuddle with
her and then and then that gets her going. So
you know, so I put my hand on her leg, and.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
What are we escalating? What are we watching?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
I think, shoot, I don't remember random nothing. We've been
watching Scrubs lately, the old TV shows Scrub Haley.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's one of Hailey's favorite shows.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I've watched this a little bit. It's okay, it's not great,
but it's like something to watch when there's nothing on.
I know we're behind on Big Brother. We haven't even
watched it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, but now he's on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Wow, I'm so far behind.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
The chen Bot's so disappointed in.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
You right now. So we watched like nothing crazy, So
we move from the bedroom room to the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I got a question.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now, is the hand on the leg understand, this is
the hand on the leg like a signal no, so
this could happen. Well, I don't know if like the
hand on the leg is the signal of we're warming
up to make this is the thing. But but you're
saying you can put hand on the leg just watching
(03:54):
TV and it doesn't lead to Last night.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
We were watching TV after the Niner game and I
put my hand on her leg and and happened. Yeah,
we don't need to constantly.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And not lead to sea.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
And I don't want her to think anytime I touch
her it's just because I want to get something out
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, because that's a I don't like that feeling.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Feeling.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
I don't want that.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
She doesn't want she doesn't want that. I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't want exactly.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
So we go into the bedroom and we usually have
ald dogs, especially Wilson. He runs into the bedroom thinkure
it's time to play. It's really annoying. So you got
to kick him out and then you're worried that he's
gonna eat something. So we deal with all that. Then
now because of that, because of that, I'm kind of like,
it throws me off. I need to be in a
(04:48):
zone to I don't know, I get I just yeah,
I just I can't just a porn star. I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Talking about it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like if my wife I don't care what I'm doing,
I could be doing something disgusting. I don't know whatever.
You know, I'm cleaning chicken. It's everywhere, Scott and she
wants to go fucking let's go.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Have chicken hands all over.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You'll run the water, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, but you know what I mean, Like drop of
a hat, I'm on, Like.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What what do you mean? I just need your roll?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Like no, I the dogs. I just got annoyed by
the dog. So now I'm annoyed.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Anybody who was annoyed more in my life. And it
doesn't matter about anything. You can anything well annoyed like
it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
But it gets I'm in the zone.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I'm not in the zone because Wilson's trying to bark
and Watson is trying to eat something, and then the
cats are going after each other.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You have a lot going on.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
So I come back in and I got to walk
it back up. Yes, and she starts going down on
me first, right, So.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, I didn't see this coming.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You never do.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I just like, this is the thing against guys. I
thought that married people sometimes do.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I thought he was just going to rub her back,
she was going to close her eyes, and she's wasted.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
She's in.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I didn't. I didn't do what Diddy did. He didn't.
I don't do be Diddy. I don't be Diddy. Here.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
She wasn't sleeping, and I woke her up and gave
her a drink.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, you just wake up to a bottle of coconut oil.
Oh god, sorry I share too much.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh God. Nothing affects them anymore than.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I can't get over it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
She has like a physical time, so normal normal people stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Normal people stuff.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
She wasn't in deep rem when I wake up, okay, good,
and you know we start going after I'm into I
feel like what I'm about to say is not that fucking.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Crazy that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, you're a good boy, we got it.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Oh god, I'm I don't think it's that And I
have to tell you this to get to my main
thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Good boy.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
So this isn't even the main This isn't You got
to keep the main thing the main I got to
stay ten tons down, be a good boy here.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Why did I bring this up?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I hate?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
What is it? I don't think this is that crazy.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I feel like you guys are gonna like it's not
that big of Okay, okay, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I like my left nipple being licked.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
The left, just the left, because doesn't work when I
was when I was paralyzed, it made left It made
my left nipple super sensitive. And I swear you start
licking my left nipple, I get hard, like fucking crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
My right one.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Nothing happens, nothing, I can barely even feel it because
I was paralyzed, big nipple only.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Left your left.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I'm like, I'm medically trying to figure out how this happened.
Like when you were paralyzed and they did surgery, did
they like connect your nipple, your balls cut through an.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
They cut through a ton of veins.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
So it fucked up like this whole band around my waist,
like my sternum in this all this area. I can't
feel this like I'm doing right now. I can't feel
over here. I feel it's it fucked up a bunch
of my nerves.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
But that nipple is is odd.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, no, Emily, you have a similar situation, right, You
have an inverted nipple.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
The invert invert nipple is inverted.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, it's not no good, that's not fair to say.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's okay, didn't mean.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I just have to pinch it and it comes out
and it stays out for like a minute or two
and then it goes back in.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But if you're giving it attention, it will stay out
once I make it come out.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, you got to keep battering around stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Correct, correct, right, one's perfect. Always have to play.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So so similar to Thorp.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, actually yeah is my left one?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
That works?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Overworks My doesn't work.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yeah, So I like that.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
So she's doing that, just one nipple whoa, And then
she's got she got she got a tongue on the nips,
she's got a hand on my ball working, and she's
going she's you know, Haley scot Okay, I need a drink.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
So so things are getting going after it, and I'm
feeling it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, you're feeling a lot, my wife, are you lactating?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I'm not like, Okay, my wife decides to do a
little bite a nipple pipe And at first I liked,
so I said okay, and then I said and then
I may have said to do it a little harder,
and she did.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Wait, you told her to go harder.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
That was a mistake, and I swear to God, she
took off half my nipple because it hurts.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
So fucking bad. You think I'm crazy.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
My nipple has hurt so bad and has been swollen
for two days.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
She bit the fuck out of my nipple.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What did you do?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I went, dude, it's not a hot dog.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It hurt like a bitch. Immediately I was done.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I was throbbing in pain. You did not know I
was throbbing in pain. I had to immediately go get
an ice cube.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I haven't been able. I am able to wear a
shirt without it like rubbing against my.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Two days I forcot. So this is ridiculous. If you
ask for something and then you receive it.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
You cannot can't get It's not a piece of gum.
You don't try to rip or like, it's not something
you're trying to rip open, Like be careful, dude, too
much to way too much. Okay, So now she knows.
How would you like it if I was going down
and just bitter clittle if you asked you.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
To do it? She said, but it all I don't know, crazy,
God
Okay. Again, I don't like.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I get very uncomfortable by this. And you know, okay,
when Thor says I have something that happened and I
could talk about it on the pew And podcast if
he is quiet about it for the regular show, doesn't
give us a hint of what it is. It's something crazy,
it's something wild.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
It's gonna traumatize us.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, will it be about his penis? Again?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I don't know, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, we're about to find out.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
For that part the.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
The last time this happened, he told us about his
encounter with Page, the escort, the old spaghetti. Actually, wow,
I mean nothing hot Page.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I haven't heard Page in a while.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
I have it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You haven't hit her up. I haven't hit her date
quarter right now?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Money is tight.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
You know, money's tight.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
So who knows?
Speaker 7 (01:14):
Though I know this weekend we were all being up
in ocean side. True, my wife will be at home,
so maybe paid someone really about Page side? Anytime I
end up Page and ask she's available. She says fifty
hundred dollars every time, every time, no matter what.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It is, it's got more. She's got to drive all.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Do we remember? I think it was a couple of
weeks ago, maybe it was even a week ago when
Thor told us what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
And what I did? He say something really cringe worthy.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, yes, that did happen as well.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
I told her, Yeah, call me, you're a real bitch.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I told her, A good boy.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Good boy, good boy, he's a good boy. Is a
good boy?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
A good boy?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That was really creepy, weird, really bad. So here we go.
We don't know what this is. I don't know what
it's related to, but we're about to find out.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
So this happened a couple of nights ago, and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It always takes him a little bit the courage.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, and you know we're watching TV. We hadn't seen
each other.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
She was out of talent Las past weekend, so uh,
you know we're hanging out having a good time.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Just yeah, and I know Hailey needs touch.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It's her love language.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Don't roll your eye at that.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
So if we're sitting down, I don't I just put
my hand on her leg or something she needs.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
She needs touch, Oh, just any kind of touch. It
doesn't have to be like sensual touch.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
She wants me to touch her, your contact, cuddle with
her and then and then that gets her going. So
you know, so I put my hand on her leg, and.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
What are we escalating? What are we watching?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
I think, shoot, I don't remember random nothing. We've been
watching Scrubs lately, the old TV shows Scrub Haley.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's one of Hailey's favorite shows.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I've watched this a little bit. It's okay, it's not great,
but it's like something to watch when there's nothing on.
I know we're behind on Big Brother. We haven't even
watched it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, but now he's on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Wow, I'm so far behind.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
The chen Bot's so disappointed in.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
You right now. So we watched like nothing crazy, So
we move from the bedroom room to the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I got a question.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now, is the hand on the leg understand, this is
the hand on the leg like a signal no, so
this could happen. Well, I don't know if like the
hand on the leg is the signal of we're warming
up to make this is the thing. But but you're
saying you can put hand on the leg just watching
(03:54):
TV and it doesn't lead to Last night.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
We were watching TV after the Niner game and I
put my hand on her leg and and happened. Yeah,
we don't need to constantly.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And not lead to sea.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
And I don't want her to think anytime I touch
her it's just because I want to get something out
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, because that's a I don't like that feeling.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Feeling.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
I don't want that.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
She doesn't want she doesn't want that. I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't want exactly.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
So we go into the bedroom and we usually have
ald dogs, especially Wilson. He runs into the bedroom thinkure
it's time to play. It's really annoying. So you got
to kick him out and then you're worried that he's
gonna eat something. So we deal with all that. Then
now because of that, because of that, I'm kind of like,
it throws me off. I need to be in a
(04:48):
zone to I don't know, I get I just yeah,
I just I can't just a porn star. I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Talking about it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like if my wife I don't care what I'm doing,
I could be doing something disgusting. I don't know whatever.
You know, I'm cleaning chicken. It's everywhere, Scott and she
wants to go fucking let's go.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Have chicken hands all over.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You'll run the water, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, but you know what I mean, Like drop of
a hat, I'm on, Like.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What what do you mean? I just need your roll?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Like no, I the dogs. I just got annoyed by
the dog. So now I'm annoyed.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Anybody who was annoyed more in my life. And it
doesn't matter about anything. You can anything well annoyed like
it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
But it gets I'm in the zone.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I'm not in the zone because Wilson's trying to bark
and Watson is trying to eat something, and then the
cats are going after each other.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You have a lot going on.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
So I come back in and I got to walk
it back up. Yes, and she starts going down on
me first, right, So.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, I didn't see this coming.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You never do.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I just like, this is the thing against guys. I
thought that married people sometimes do.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I thought he was just going to rub her back,
she was going to close her eyes, and she's wasted.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
She's in.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I didn't. I didn't do what Diddy did. He didn't.
I don't do be Diddy. I don't be Diddy. Here.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
She wasn't sleeping, and I woke her up and gave
her a drink.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, you just wake up to a bottle of coconut oil.
Oh god, sorry I share too much.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh God. Nothing affects them anymore than.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I can't get over it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
She has like a physical time, so normal normal people stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Normal people stuff.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
She wasn't in deep rem when I wake up, okay, good,
and you know we start going after I'm into I
feel like what I'm about to say is not that fucking.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Crazy that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, you're a good boy, we got it.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Oh god, I'm I don't think it's that And I
have to tell you this to get to my main
thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Good boy.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
So this isn't even the main This isn't You got
to keep the main thing the main I got to
stay ten tons down, be a good boy here.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Why did I bring this up?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I hate?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
What is it? I don't think this is that crazy.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I feel like you guys are gonna like it's not
that big of Okay, okay, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I like my left nipple being licked.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
The left, just the left, because doesn't work when I
was when I was paralyzed, it made left It made
my left nipple super sensitive. And I swear you start
licking my left nipple, I get hard, like fucking crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
My right one.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Nothing happens, nothing, I can barely even feel it because
I was paralyzed, big nipple only.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Left your left.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I'm like, I'm medically trying to figure out how this happened.
Like when you were paralyzed and they did surgery, did
they like connect your nipple, your balls cut through an.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
They cut through a ton of veins.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
So it fucked up like this whole band around my waist,
like my sternum in this all this area. I can't
feel this like I'm doing right now. I can't feel
over here. I feel it's it fucked up a bunch
of my nerves.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
But that nipple is is odd.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, no, Emily, you have a similar situation, right, You
have an inverted nipple.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
The invert invert nipple is inverted.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, it's not no good, that's not fair to say.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's okay, didn't mean.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I just have to pinch it and it comes out
and it stays out for like a minute or two
and then it goes back in.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But if you're giving it attention, it will stay out
once I make it come out.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, you got to keep battering around stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Correct, correct, right, one's perfect. Always have to play.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So so similar to Thorp.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, actually yeah is my left one?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
That works?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Overworks My doesn't work.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yeah, So I like that.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
So she's doing that, just one nipple whoa, And then
she's got she got she got a tongue on the nips,
she's got a hand on my ball working, and she's
going she's you know, Haley scot Okay, I need a drink.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
So so things are getting going after it, and I'm
feeling it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, you're feeling a lot, my wife, are you lactating?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I'm not like, Okay, my wife decides to do a
little bite a nipple pipe And at first I liked,
so I said okay, and then I said and then
I may have said to do it a little harder,
and she did.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Wait, you told her to go harder.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
That was a mistake, and I swear to God, she
took off half my nipple because it hurts.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
So fucking bad. You think I'm crazy.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
My nipple has hurt so bad and has been swollen
for two days.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
She bit the fuck out of my nipple.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What did you do?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I went, dude, it's not a hot dog.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It hurt like a bitch. Immediately I was done.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I was throbbing in pain. You did not know I
was throbbing in pain. I had to immediately go get
an ice cube.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I haven't been able. I am able to wear a
shirt without it like rubbing against my.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Two days I forcot. So this is ridiculous. If you
ask for something and then you receive it.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
You cannot can't get It's not a piece of gum.
You don't try to rip or like, it's not something
you're trying to rip open, Like be careful, dude, too
much to way too much. Okay, So now she knows.
How would you like it if I was going down
and just bitter clittle if you asked you.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
To do it? She said, but it all I don't know, crazy,
God
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