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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Emily is really affected right now, like she's going
through it now. The reason why she is so affected
will probably make no sense to anyone listening, But we
have to break down the high five.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's time for the podcast find Over yet.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Completely uncensored and uncting, filtered except for that part the party.
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Uh yeah, listen. If you're not a high fiver and
somebody goes to give you a high five, it's a
little awkward little do you have to give the high five?
If somebody puts the hand up to go high five,
do you have to give a high five? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I feel yeah, well, I feel like if somebody initiates
any sort of greeting high five, handshake, fist bump, hug,
what's what's what's well? Once the arms are extended and
the motion.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Is made, you can't say I'm not a hugger.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well you can, but that's weird, you know what I mean?
Not like like that'll.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Be just aggressively asking me for a high five is
weird too, and so who's the weirder one?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But I feel like it's more acceptable in society to
go for the greeting than to be the person who's like, oh,
I don't shake hands, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Was one hundred percent okay with telling people he doesn't
shake hands and only fist bumps.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
But do you blame that for COVID?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I would do flu season oh and flu season season, bro.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But you can't just do it like you have I do.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I did flu season bro all year out.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But but what I mean is like you gotta say
flu season. You can't just be like no things, you
know what I mean, Like you have to have an
excuse or it's gonna be awkward and weird.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It really depends for me who it is. Really. Oh yeah,
if it's a cringey person like you or somebody that
you know I'm not a fan of, then I have
no problems not responding and giving the high five or
whatever it is. Really yeah, I can't. I can't be
(02:20):
that guy.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I can't be that guy if participate in the high five.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
If it's somebody I like, then you give me the
high five. I can give it. I give you a
high five back.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
What if it's somebody like you don't know, like listeners
that you don't know because one time I was leaving.
I was at a concert and I was leaving and
I was walking past the men's bathroom line that was
super long, and one dude was like, Sky, I love
the show. High five and then it led to like
a high five live. That's awesome, and I thought it
(02:50):
was cool. But at the same time, I'm like, strangers,
have you washed your hands?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What they're in line for the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I know, but I still feel like, like, what have
you been doing this whole concert? So that's okay were
you would give the high five and that at all he.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Won high five.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm all for it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
When Emily gives a high five, I'm worried about the
person getting that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That is true whole different stories.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They're sweaty, this is a whole different sols.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
And Clammy may get a shock wave. Yeah, I mean
the big back together and water squirts everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh wow, or like time stops or you're going to
get a facial yeah wow. Damn. Emily are really big.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
They're very sweaty right now, and when.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
They're unkempt, you know, when she doesn't have her nails done.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
This is just my natural name. You don't you don't
need to they're very big and ugly nasty. Yeah, I know, okay, okay,
I know, I.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Know, almost almost like sloth like.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I mean, they have very bony fingers and big.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
There's such long fingers, very long and okay, have you
ever tried hanging from a tree by them?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I don't know. If I was making a horror movie,
I would have Emily's hand be the hand that kind
of creeps into the shot and touches you.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
On the or like in the ring, like a hand
comes out of the TV screen or.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Something surprised You're not the hand from the Adams family.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That would be. That would be too scary.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
This is for kids.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
My hand would be too scary. And if I was,
I mean, yes, that's really so.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
There is somebody new working in the building and they
don't know Emily's hands. They're not aware of it. So
that's the only reason why somebody would want a high
five from Emily if you don't know her hand situation.
So Emily ran into this person and they were doing
the awkward passing through the hallway.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I hate that because we have a long We have
a long hallway here with multiple stations, so if one
person's all the way on the other side, and you
are like that, walk towards each other. Is it's why
you move?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Grab my phone? Look at it?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh you're that guy?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Or look down.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You'll never do a greeting from all the way on
the other side of the hall because they do.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
It diskies like that, and I'll go, ahy okay.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I let them acknowledge me. I'll give the head nod
what's up? And then that's it.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
What about their hands sitting up there?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, well hold on a minute. That's a whole nother level.
And nobody's ever done that to me before in this hallway. Yeah,
I've never gotten the walking towards me and then putting
up a hand for a high five. I've ever't experienced that.
And again it depends for me, depends on the person.
If I'm going to return the high five or not.
Have you earned the high five?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
How do you earn a high five?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I like you. If I don't like you, you ain't
get my high five. No, I will make it as
weird as possible. I'm old, I don't care. What's gonna happen? Like,
what are they going to do? Edie? I find me
you're right, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So it's a random dude from sales who say, you know,
you don't really get along with whatever. Okay, we don't
need to know.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't know he'd be there, he'd be a high five,
and I wouldn't you know how I treat Cary one
million percent would be like Gary, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
But what's what I it's a brand new sales guy.
You don't know. Oh, like you've you've met him once?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Maybe, yeah, I would. I may consider giving the high five,
but it's going to be a non enthusiastic high five.
Oh really kind of like a no smile, like you
just get that.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh, like it's like a limp wress.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Like what are we doing? Don't don't think we're going
to be this way.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You're not there yet, No, no, no, it takes fun.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Go high five. Well, Emily is in a weird spot
because we're in the awkward hallway pass. New guy throws
up the hand for the high five.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And like, how far away from you?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh, okay, break down the situation. I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I was just coming from my studio, which is right
behind where we are right now, and it's only probably
about ten feet away from where I exited the door
to walk down, okay, whatever, And so I'm walking and
so that's when I see him. And he's probably about
ten to fifteen feet away from me. So it happens
quick where I see him. Oh but right as we
catch eyes and right does he sees that I'm walking
towards him to come into this studio, he holds his
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hand up.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And he's kind of a tall dude. You have to
jump to high I have.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Very long arms. So he's holding his head up, but
he's holding his head out like as he's walking towards me.
So he just like pop it up last minute, and does.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
He say like anything like up top or anything like that,
you know how you he holds it up and high five. Oh,
so he's he's calling in that situation.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
In that situation, if you're caught put your arm up,
I'm very annoyed. Okay, but if you say high five,
you're leaving the door open for me to go no.
If you just if you just put your arm up
for a high five, and to me, it makes it
harder to say no. But if you're gonna engage, go
(08:13):
high five, I would go no. Like, that's exactly what
would happened. And I'm not even kidding. I didn't give
a fuck who it was, don't doubt. The only person
that I would give the high five two is the
head of our building.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's it. Jamie walks by you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And goes high five. I get the fuck out, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
For you, No high five for you? Okay, So for you?
How do you respond?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
So I'm walking towards him. This all happens very fast,
and I see him hold the hand up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Calls for it, high five, calls for.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
It, and be careful with the way you're doing the
high five, because your fingers kind of get diagonal and
looks a little nazis.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Straight up, straight up and down.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What things happen very very quick in my mind, and
I start spinning.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Don't you Brigetiers right now?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I don't want to touch this guy's hand. I'm not
close with him. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't want this to be our thing.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I'm not a high fiber.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I think once you do it, you're well.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Emily truly is the person if she doesn't think something's cool,
she does not want to be a part of it.
And so given high fives. She's a cool mob in
a high fiber high five. I know high five.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
If you're if you're if you're seen giving high fives
in the hallway by people like me, you're judged to
be the people that like doing stuff like that. Are
now gonna think, Oh, Emily is one of us.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Emily think about certain people in our building that we
may not be the biggest fans of, and if we
see them giving high fives, what are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I talked about him about it.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You're gonna be that person if you return the high five.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
So I'm spinning out. Then I think about my hand
and how sweaty.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, you're not doing anything to get the funk away
from me. Hey, I can't defend myself. I could defend myself.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
How can something be so sweaty yet so cold at
the same time.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I mean, we're so weird. You put a temperature on that,
it would might it's like fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't know what. I'm ready to defend myself. I
would defend myself. You're gonna punch me, knock you right out.
You come with me with those fucking meathands. Get the
fuck out of here, dude.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Jamie really it's not funny die laughing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
He knows he's probably touched him before.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Hey, Hey, sorry, so I'm spitting out, gotta make a decision.
I'm not. I'm also so fucking uncomfortable. I'm not going
to not high five the guy. So I fucking be
grudgingly get up there. I don't say anything. I'm silent,
say yeah, is.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It a good one? Because you know how sometimes if
you miss, it's not you're not getting the good up top?
And so did you get did you get a good one? Well,
with your hand, you can't miss. You can't miss. Did
they hit him in the face too?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
You're that chick now full front? How do I have
to this guy when I see him the halways.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
If he if he calls for it, what are you
gonna say? No? Now? You can't.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
There is a big rich is down there with his
hand up waiting for.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Five guy, do it? No, You can't say no. You're
the high fiber, You're the high fiver.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I just it's like when you're dating someone for the
first time and you have sex.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You say that, and.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You have sex for the first time, you can't not
have sex after that, you know what I mean? Because
you've already established that's your relationship. There's no going back.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
A whore, a high five horny okay,