October 13, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about his pregnant wife and how she is ready for the baby to come out already and the lengths she is taking to get it out
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been trying to tell this guy. Guys not listening,
that's fine, it's fine if he wants it to be
a special surprise when this baby is gonna come. But
Thor is fighting it for some reason. I don't really
get it. Well, his wife, his mother in law, me
(00:21):
are all trying to tell him this baby can come
any minute, any second, this baby is on its way.
Well now it looks like his wife, Haley is forcing
the issue. We ain't done yet. It's time for the
podcast A year.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The show's after show starts now. So I am legitimately
confused by this guy's reaction to this, because, you know,
when I heard the measurements and the last update and
all these things, I'm like, wow, this baby is is
it's coming any any minute now? But it should be here,
(01:06):
And you know, the measurements it just didn't it doesn't
add up, and you just go, wow, it's it's gonna
be soon, sooner rather than later. Yes, And his wife,
who is the one carrying the child, is telling.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Me he knows everything.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I mean, it's in her, you know, And so she's saying, yeah,
I feel like his baby could come any minute.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I was with my neighbor the other day and she's due.
Her due date was two days ago, and her baby's
only seven pounds, uh eleven, like ten ounces or something
like that. Her baby was due a couple of days ago,
so she asked her due date. Ye, and that's how
big the baby is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeahs the ultra sounds are off. They're not one
hundred accurate. And the bigger than Okay, later you get.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let's say it's off by a pound, which is a lot,
then it's still eight pounds. Insane, Okay, Okay. So for
some reason he has this reaction when anybody he says, hey, man,
this baby can come in. I won't be fooled. What
does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Because I know you won't. I've been around a lot
of people that have been given birth lately, a bunch.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Of my really, you know, a lot of them just
popping up babies left and right.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Left and right. Really, Louis Doug, my brother in law.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
There's three, and all of them said the same thing,
baby any j now, any now, and then never, and
then it's always two weeks later.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I just and I just I know if I start.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
To think any day now, then the days are gonna
go by so slow. And I just know it's just
when it happens, when I get the text message, you know,
my water broke or having contractions or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh no, all right, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No matter what. Won't be at home, you're gonna go.
So if she's in the other room, you're gonna get
a text.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
If she's in the bedroom and I'm in my man cave, she'll.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Text text with the water emoji.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
That's what that's for. I was wondering.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's that's why I'm also.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm also she heard her and her mom have been
saying the baby's gonna come for like fucking three months.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, well it is eventually two.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Days, remember second November second or number seventh. I'm not
even sure. Oh boy, what either way it is, I
guarantee you'll be after that date.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You give me, like.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Mid guarantee, you guarantee.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I feel like I have a close relationship with God,
and God's told me, no.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't think so this baby's gonna come out and
be ready for college is going on in there? So yeah,
this guy's fighting it tooth and nail, which I don't
really understand and and says he disagrees with anybody that
says this baby's on its way.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So what happened was Friday night into Saturday morning, she
was having contractions.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
All but I went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hold on a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Because you I was tired. She's too, and she was like,
she she's so obvious. She's starting to like do things
to induce the labor. She's only at thirty six weeks,
no thirty five.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think Friday's thirty six weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No Wrath thirty six weeks, so Friday's thirty seven weeks,
so we still have time. So they come to find
out it was just pro dormal labor. Have you heard
of that where you have like contractions and your bodies
starting to have some things happen, but you're not going
to labor yet.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Rat And I think that's kind of a form of it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So she had that happen on Friday, and then and
then me and her and her mom were talking on
Saturday and they're just they look at me like, I'm
just I don't get it any fucking day.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now, And I'm like, you guys are both wrong, it's
any day now.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She's trying to eat spicy food now, because she's like,
if I eat spicy food, all of a sudden, I'm
gonna take Watson on a walk.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She went on a long walk.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She's trying to, you know, like as if I don't
don't see what she's doing, but she wants the baby out.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Calming Eddie is not What.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Is he talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
More alone time?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah? I got a Sunday Giant Bronco gain. It's a
big game at one o'clock. I can't miss that fucking game.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And I hope it happens on Sunday. Now, you're so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Honestly, that'd be my nightmare. They're finally winning. So the
most recent thing was baby's.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Gonna come out like scataboo. I would love that.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I would love that if this.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Baby baby comes out back flipping one with one eye.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I black dark.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I told Haley, if my if the Giants win on
Sunday and beat the Broncos and go three and four
and the baby's born, can I put a little EyeBlack
on the new baby.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
You're newborn. The CPS will show up and take that.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'll be the one calling, hey, super fine, give me
that skin has seen the light for like one second,
give it a break, don't put I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like on it, right, that is the chosen one. I'm
starting to get behind this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So my wife, like I said, walking spicy foods, which
I didn't need a lot of yesterday when the bathroom
door was closed for like two hours. So Saturday, Saturday,
we're having a family nap.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It was like three, that's that's not a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Family. Well, we had the cats and the dogs there too.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We were all we were all in the game room.
I was watching. I was watching Oregon versus whoever they
played Indiana, and it was like whatever. He was kind
of boring. So I said, I'm tired, and she goes
family nap. She goes family nappy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I said, let's get it's.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So we go close all the windows and we all
lay down. I turned the game on and we just
take a nap. And while that's going on, I nap naked.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you feel dogs ruined?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Then be naked in a family nap? It feels wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, it does wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah? So then well sweaty.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I trust me, I'm not the one sweating.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, can you please?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So I uh not naked too?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Not right now?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, no, nobody wants that, even her.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She she only wears like one shirt that fits her.
It's Kendrick lamarshirt, and she wears it every day because
she doesn't want to buy new clothes because, in her eyes,
any day now it's true.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Shirts, I'm a.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Big dude, some loans.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
So so she's so I feel so I'm playing there,
I'm kind of dozing it out, and I feel something.
I feel the pregnancy pill that she has moved to
the side, and then I feel a hand come by
and touch my inner thigh and I go, WHOA, what's
going on here? And she goes all of the sudden,
she's horny and wants to have sex.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Now it's been a minute, right, we.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Haven't had sex since we kind of had sex in June,
so it's yes, that was in June's ago.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, because she's not very uncomfortable. She's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She's her smells bother her and like certain like touching,
Like we haven't we used to make out all the time.
We don't make out at all because she doesn't like
the feeling. Unfortunately, the sky has stayed stayed so like yeah,
so like but like I'm you know, I'm at the
point now where I'm not really you know, it's uncomfortable
(08:41):
for the.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Both of us. Like she's she's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
There's a lot of sounds and noises coming out of her,
and she's very swollen, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So it's not like.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're navigating this like you are the captain of the Titanic.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I feel that Iceberg is right ahead.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
She got.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
She got her hair, she got her hair did last week.
It looks phenomenal. Bond, she looks phenomenal. But you know,
her feet, pardon me, a little big right now, hate
her a little bare ankles, her ankles, I don't know,
you know, if she has any anyone a little big.
(09:27):
Her bell is huge and and her belt. The kid
moves around a lot, so anytime she's like, I feel
him all the time. So like it really fucking freaks
me out thinking about having sex with my wife and
feeling my son touched me or like it's just weird.
So but you know, it's been a minute, so like
it's weird because she's so pregnant, and like we.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Were, there's only certain spots you can do, certain EXAs
you can do if you're going to do this I.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Said, I said, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
She's rubbing my leg and I'm like, I'm really I honestly,
I was like half a sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I wasn't really in the mood. But she goes, I
just need your come to soften my cervix.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
That's very medical. Wow, okay, okay, true, I.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Mean what I remember, I know that sex can induce
labor sometimes? Is that the medical reason?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I thought it was just because it's like penetration.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I honestly had no idea what what the reasoning was. Yeah,
but man, what a turn on that sexy talk right there.
I mean, I am fully engorged right now.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So then it gets it gets better. No, So then
I go, I go, all right, so.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Are you is there a part of you though that
It's like, man, I'm in sex in like.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Four months, I forgot what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, load, I can't even imagine your face. The child.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So she so she so she's like, okay, well let
me get up, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh god, Okay, this is getting worse because loob warming
lou Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Because she's not in the mood either. So she goes,
I go all right, and then I look over and
watch your get up.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
To get the Yeah, I was sleeping and she said
she would get it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And she's trying to got to work himself up for this. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, I was sitting there like trying like a horse,
overthinking it, just trying to get it going. So she's
just she's like trying to She's like trying to get
herself up.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I give her a little kick.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Push, so I go over and I help her out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh god, and you're naked and naked.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
She over, she comes back and we decided to do
the doggy style.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's probably the safest way takes.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Hernancy takes a pregnancy pillow and kind of lays.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
On it, shove it in. Bro, I need the load.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
And you know things are happening.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What does that even mean? She's uncomfortable, So is she
enjoying it?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Able to get it going? Yeah, And I'm not really,
but it could.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I mean, I'm surprised it'd be taking this long.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I've watched you know, you've helped somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's a different feeling different.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I'm also very uncomfortable and I'm overthinking it, like
like I have the metal block going, So I lay
down and I'm like, all right, why don't you give
me like a hand job, and until like I finish
the moment, then I'll you know, So that goes on,
and that goes on for a while. We we had
to get in a position that was comfortable for her because.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Then because when when you're close, you gotta be ready
to ready for the spot. Yeah, am I shoving this
thing in? Yeah? You know, this isn't as easy as
it sounds, guys.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So she's built like a wall of pillows to like
lean on. She's like above me. Yeah, because she's like.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Above me, I'm being very careful because I have a
lot of good jokes that I heard this, like like
Macy's Day. Yeah, I'm not going to say that, okay
right now, Okay, okay, I'm not saying any of this.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
So she's like above me on like five pillows.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
But I'm also like, I'm also like half off the
bed because she can't really on her side. She's kind
of on her back, and so I'm like half off
the bed and then I have no pillows.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
So I'm like this.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
On the YouTube channel you can see it better, But
my neck is back like this, and my legs are straight.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you gonna get up? And when you're getting close?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Also, how am I going to get off?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's the most uncomfortable on her.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So finally my arm feels like it's numb because she
stopped after a while and it was just me and
and and we finished and were able to I was
able to move around.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Well, you did it.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I did it. I was able to go.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did the baby come out?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Baby didn't come out?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Is her face still there? Or did you blow it off?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I didn't blow it off.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And I did have to help her turn and get
up and go into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So do you think that she is now wanting to
have sex to forces baby?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yes, she's mentioned.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, then after that she went on a walk with
the dog, didn't work, and now she's already like, well
we should have sex again.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I'm putting a
I've been trying to tell this guy. Guys not listening,
that's fine, it's fine if he wants it to be
a special surprise when this baby is gonna come. But
Thor is fighting it for some reason. I don't really
get it. Well, his wife, his mother in law, me
(00:21):
are all trying to tell him this baby can come
any minute, any second, this baby is on its way.
Well now it looks like his wife, Haley is forcing
the issue. We ain't done yet. It's time for the
podcast A year.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The show's after show starts now. So I am legitimately
confused by this guy's reaction to this, because, you know,
when I heard the measurements and the last update and
all these things, I'm like, wow, this baby is is
it's coming any any minute now? But it should be here,
(01:06):
And you know, the measurements it just didn't it doesn't
add up, and you just go, wow, it's it's gonna
be soon, sooner rather than later. Yes, And his wife,
who is the one carrying the child, is telling.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Me he knows everything.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I mean, it's in her, you know, And so she's saying, yeah,
I feel like his baby could come any minute.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I was with my neighbor the other day and she's due.
Her due date was two days ago, and her baby's
only seven pounds, uh eleven, like ten ounces or something
like that. Her baby was due a couple of days ago,
so she asked her due date. Ye, and that's how
big the baby is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeahs the ultra sounds are off. They're not one
hundred accurate. And the bigger than Okay, later you get.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let's say it's off by a pound, which is a lot,
then it's still eight pounds. Insane, Okay, Okay. So for
some reason he has this reaction when anybody he says, hey, man,
this baby can come in. I won't be fooled. What
does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Because I know you won't. I've been around a lot
of people that have been given birth lately, a bunch.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Of my really, you know, a lot of them just
popping up babies left and right.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Left and right. Really, Louis Doug, my brother in law.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
There's three, and all of them said the same thing,
baby any j now, any now, and then never, and
then it's always two weeks later.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I just and I just I know if I start.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
To think any day now, then the days are gonna
go by so slow. And I just know it's just
when it happens, when I get the text message, you know,
my water broke or having contractions or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh no, all right, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No matter what. Won't be at home, you're gonna go.
So if she's in the other room, you're gonna get
a text.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
If she's in the bedroom and I'm in my man cave, she'll.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Text text with the water emoji.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
That's what that's for. I was wondering.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's that's why I'm also.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm also she heard her and her mom have been
saying the baby's gonna come for like fucking three months.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, well it is eventually two.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Days, remember second November second or number seventh. I'm not
even sure. Oh boy, what either way it is, I
guarantee you'll be after that date.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You give me, like.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Mid guarantee, you guarantee.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I feel like I have a close relationship with God,
and God's told me, no.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't think so this baby's gonna come out and
be ready for college is going on in there? So yeah,
this guy's fighting it tooth and nail, which I don't
really understand and and says he disagrees with anybody that
says this baby's on its way.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So what happened was Friday night into Saturday morning, she
was having contractions.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
All but I went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hold on a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Because you I was tired. She's too, and she was like,
she she's so obvious. She's starting to like do things
to induce the labor. She's only at thirty six weeks,
no thirty five.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think Friday's thirty six weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No Wrath thirty six weeks, so Friday's thirty seven weeks,
so we still have time. So they come to find
out it was just pro dormal labor. Have you heard
of that where you have like contractions and your bodies
starting to have some things happen, but you're not going
to labor yet.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Rat And I think that's kind of a form of it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So she had that happen on Friday, and then and
then me and her and her mom were talking on
Saturday and they're just they look at me like, I'm
just I don't get it any fucking day.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now, And I'm like, you guys are both wrong, it's
any day now.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She's trying to eat spicy food now, because she's like,
if I eat spicy food, all of a sudden, I'm
gonna take Watson on a walk.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She went on a long walk.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She's trying to, you know, like as if I don't
don't see what she's doing, but she wants the baby out.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Calming Eddie is not What.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Is he talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
More alone time?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah? I got a Sunday Giant Bronco gain. It's a
big game at one o'clock. I can't miss that fucking game.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And I hope it happens on Sunday. Now, you're so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Honestly, that'd be my nightmare. They're finally winning. So the
most recent thing was baby's.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Gonna come out like scataboo. I would love that.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I would love that if this.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Baby baby comes out back flipping one with one eye.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I black dark.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I told Haley, if my if the Giants win on
Sunday and beat the Broncos and go three and four
and the baby's born, can I put a little EyeBlack
on the new baby.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
You're newborn. The CPS will show up and take that.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'll be the one calling, hey, super fine, give me
that skin has seen the light for like one second,
give it a break, don't put I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like on it, right, that is the chosen one. I'm
starting to get behind this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So my wife, like I said, walking spicy foods, which
I didn't need a lot of yesterday when the bathroom
door was closed for like two hours. So Saturday, Saturday,
we're having a family nap.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It was like three, that's that's not a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Family. Well, we had the cats and the dogs there too.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We were all we were all in the game room.
I was watching. I was watching Oregon versus whoever they
played Indiana, and it was like whatever. He was kind
of boring. So I said, I'm tired, and she goes
family nap. She goes family nappy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I said, let's get it's.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So we go close all the windows and we all
lay down. I turned the game on and we just
take a nap. And while that's going on, I nap naked.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you feel dogs ruined?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Then be naked in a family nap? It feels wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, it does wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah? So then well sweaty.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I trust me, I'm not the one sweating.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, can you please?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So I uh not naked too?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Not right now?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, no, nobody wants that, even her.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She she only wears like one shirt that fits her.
It's Kendrick lamarshirt, and she wears it every day because
she doesn't want to buy new clothes because, in her eyes,
any day now it's true.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Shirts, I'm a.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Big dude, some loans.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
So so she's so I feel so I'm playing there,
I'm kind of dozing it out, and I feel something.
I feel the pregnancy pill that she has moved to
the side, and then I feel a hand come by
and touch my inner thigh and I go, WHOA, what's
going on here? And she goes all of the sudden,
she's horny and wants to have sex.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Now it's been a minute, right, we.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Haven't had sex since we kind of had sex in June,
so it's yes, that was in June's ago.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, because she's not very uncomfortable. She's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She's her smells bother her and like certain like touching,
Like we haven't we used to make out all the time.
We don't make out at all because she doesn't like
the feeling. Unfortunately, the sky has stayed stayed so like yeah,
so like but like I'm you know, I'm at the
point now where I'm not really you know, it's uncomfortable
(08:41):
for the.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Both of us. Like she's she's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
There's a lot of sounds and noises coming out of her,
and she's very swollen, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So it's not like.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're navigating this like you are the captain of the Titanic.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I feel that Iceberg is right ahead.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
She got.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
She got her hair, she got her hair did last week.
It looks phenomenal. Bond, she looks phenomenal. But you know,
her feet, pardon me, a little big right now, hate
her a little bare ankles, her ankles, I don't know,
you know, if she has any anyone a little big.
(09:27):
Her bell is huge and and her belt. The kid
moves around a lot, so anytime she's like, I feel
him all the time. So like it really fucking freaks
me out thinking about having sex with my wife and
feeling my son touched me or like it's just weird.
So but you know, it's been a minute, so like
it's weird because she's so pregnant, and like we.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Were, there's only certain spots you can do, certain EXAs
you can do if you're going to do this I.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Said, I said, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
She's rubbing my leg and I'm like, I'm really I honestly,
I was like half a sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I wasn't really in the mood. But she goes, I
just need your come to soften my cervix.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
That's very medical. Wow, okay, okay, true, I.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Mean what I remember, I know that sex can induce
labor sometimes? Is that the medical reason?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I thought it was just because it's like penetration.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I honestly had no idea what what the reasoning was. Yeah,
but man, what a turn on that sexy talk right there.
I mean, I am fully engorged right now.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So then it gets it gets better. No, So then
I go, I go, all right, so.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Are you is there a part of you though that
It's like, man, I'm in sex in like.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Four months, I forgot what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, load, I can't even imagine your face. The child.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So she so she so she's like, okay, well let
me get up, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh god, Okay, this is getting worse because loob warming
lou Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Because she's not in the mood either. So she goes,
I go all right, and then I look over and
watch your get up.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
To get the Yeah, I was sleeping and she said
she would get it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And she's trying to got to work himself up for this. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, I was sitting there like trying like a horse,
overthinking it, just trying to get it going. So she's
just she's like trying to She's like trying to get
herself up.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I give her a little kick.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Push, so I go over and I help her out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh god, and you're naked and naked.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
She over, she comes back and we decided to do
the doggy style.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's probably the safest way takes.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Hernancy takes a pregnancy pillow and kind of lays.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
On it, shove it in. Bro, I need the load.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
And you know things are happening.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What does that even mean? She's uncomfortable, So is she
enjoying it?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Able to get it going? Yeah, And I'm not really,
but it could.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I mean, I'm surprised it'd be taking this long.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I've watched you know, you've helped somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's a different feeling different.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I'm also very uncomfortable and I'm overthinking it, like
like I have the metal block going, So I lay
down and I'm like, all right, why don't you give
me like a hand job, and until like I finish
the moment, then I'll you know, So that goes on,
and that goes on for a while. We we had
to get in a position that was comfortable for her because.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Then because when when you're close, you gotta be ready
to ready for the spot. Yeah, am I shoving this
thing in? Yeah? You know, this isn't as easy as
it sounds, guys.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So she's built like a wall of pillows to like
lean on. She's like above me. Yeah, because she's like.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Above me, I'm being very careful because I have a
lot of good jokes that I heard this, like like
Macy's Day. Yeah, I'm not going to say that, okay
right now, Okay, okay, I'm not saying any of this.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
So she's like above me on like five pillows.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
But I'm also like, I'm also like half off the
bed because she can't really on her side. She's kind
of on her back, and so I'm like half off
the bed and then I have no pillows.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
So I'm like this.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
On the YouTube channel you can see it better, But
my neck is back like this, and my legs are straight.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you gonna get up? And when you're getting close?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Also, how am I going to get off?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's the most uncomfortable on her.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So finally my arm feels like it's numb because she
stopped after a while and it was just me and
and and we finished and were able to I was
able to move around.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Well, you did it.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I did it. I was able to go.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did the baby come out?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Baby didn't come out?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Is her face still there? Or did you blow it off?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I didn't blow it off.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And I did have to help her turn and get
up and go into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So do you think that she is now wanting to
have sex to forces baby?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yes, she's mentioned.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, then after that she went on a walk with
the dog, didn't work, and now she's already like, well
we should have sex again.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I'm putting a
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