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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Skuy's done it again. It's incredible how often this woman
puts her foot in her mouth and doesn't learn.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm quitting, well, you know what, I'm just quitting.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I accept your except yours except.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Emily's well, because then that would really stop.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's city man. I don't know. I honestly, honestly, uh
Sky has a knock for this. She just does not
know when to shut the trap. I'm she's done. Stop
saying that. Stop saying well, of course it is backfired.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Now, you don't have that little voice in the back
of your head that says, I shouldn't you shouldn't say this.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I do occasionally listen to it, but like in instances
like what recently happened, I honestly don't have that because
I'm like, oh, like I'm helping, like they're going to
be like thankful.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Nobody has ever asked for your help or wanted it,
And look what happens.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I feel somebody somewhere must have asked at something. Somebody wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, I mean It is well documented that whenever you help,
it always goes south. Always it's happened, I mean every
single time sky and doesn't learn. She just keeps doing it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Because again, I think it's like it's like saying, oh,
she saw a fire and she didn't learn not to
put the fire out, Like I think I'm doing something good.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I don't equate this in the same realmut.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's whacked out.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's yeah, I'm just gonna walk by that goddamn fire.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
He says, not to help building day is.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
An involving human.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But there's proof, like proof on this on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Many times it's over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
There's there's unfortunate incidents.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know if we'd go you're not a good
helper though, yeah, pretty bad poor, But I try. No,
we don't want it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The intention is good.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
No, No, I can't tell people no, we don't want it.
We don't want nobody wants it. Stop doing it, you guys, Okay, fine,
then tell us what happened this last time.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
So I'm I'm meeting with this woman who I meet
with quite regularly, kind of like in a professional setting.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We have these regular meetings.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And you know, like most people, I think, you know,
especially when you like go to work, you kind of
have a set of outfits that you go to I
don't know, I know women who do this, like it's like, Okay,
here are my work clothes, and I just, you know,
kind of like Eddie's eight thousand graphic T shirts.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm just going to rotate through my work clothes.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So when I meet with this woman, I sometimes see
the same outfits over and over again because I'm meeting
with her for this one specific reason.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
She's wearing these outfits.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And so I noticed, probably like two times ago when
she's worn this, I've now seen this same dress three
times that there is a dress she wears. And when
I see her in that dress, I go, oh my gosh,
that's such a cute dress.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I want a dress like that.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It's like a form fitting dress and it like buttons all.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The way up.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Bullshit meter on Skyros is so fucking high. Oh my god,
I want that Gass. I love that Jass. I do
I really want jas I do we got it?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Because I don't buy new clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And get it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh my god, I want that GISs. I love that GISs.
I want to I want to rip her out of
that dress that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, there's a.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Couple of dresses I see people wear that. I go,
I want that, but it's it's not me. I'd have
to shave my legs like like like when Sky commented
on the chick that worked at the Tago shop and
her nails were like those we really long, really no,
and she said she really liked that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, different, this is something you actually do, like I
like that, drass. I want that drass.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
See Taco shop ladies.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Nails I thought were very pretty and different.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I would never rock nails like that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You would?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You would this dress if I saw it in a store,
I Rocket, I try it on Rocket. I'd never be
able to wear it because you have to shave your
legs to wear it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So I'd wear it like once in summer.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well that's why I don't wear dresses, bro, Like, why
do you think my legs are always covered? So anyway,
so I I really, I really like this dress to
the point where I've noticed her wearing it.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, sorry, so.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No bullshit fucking loves this dress.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Someone her birthdays tomorrow, Somebody better get that fucking dress
for her birth.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's basically the j Love versace. It's not I can't
stop talking about it. It's iconic.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
But again, if you buy it for me, you're probably
only going to see it once a year.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It'll be a random discovery. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, I'm not disgusting. I just don't care to shake
the legs all the time. It's the cietal pressure.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't know legs.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So anyway, so I've noticed the dress. Great, But here's
the problem. And you know, women, you may know that
when you have a dress that buttons all the way
up the front and it's form fitting, when you sit down,
it can like gap and bunch in between the buttons. Well, no,
(05:42):
to the point where where it gaps you can like
see through into the dress. Well, most people wear underwear.
So I'm not seeing a vage. I'm seeing bra. I'm
seeing panty. I don't need to describe her.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Were talking about I'm going to go meet up.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, shut up, I mean you're.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Going to meet I'm going to have special meetings.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Special meetings.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And I love your dress.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I don't I want to be buried in your dress.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
But I don't know about that. That's a lot of
love about about your dress, dream about the dress.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But so I've noticed on previous meetings that if I'm
sitting at on a certain side of her where the
buttons open, that you see right in there, right. And
so the other day we're having our meeting and here
she comes in in the dress.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Again. Did you get wet because you saw the dress?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I have the thought of, like, that's so cute.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I wish what's wrong with me? I just.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't want to shave norms bro.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So thank you, thank you. So I see it and
I go, okay, here we go again. I'm gonna see
what color underwear you're wearing. I'm okay, shut up, heads up,
that's really weird.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And I really like this woman.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like in addition to us meeting about professional stuff, we
also talk personal stuff. And so I'm kind of having
this thought in my head of like.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I need this dress.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I've already been through all this, I've already been through.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I'm past those thoughts now, and I'm onto the thoughts
of like, if I regularly wore a dress that when
I sat exposed me to other people.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I would want somebody to give me the heads up.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You would well, yeah, so I could either like wear
something underneath.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
You don't know that that happens, as I don't personally
do so, Like I have a couple of like blat
like tops that button up, and I actually have many
safety pins that like all actually safety.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Pin in between, because you know that I know.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That could happen. And then other times, you know me,
I don't really give a fuck anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's so true.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, or look at stuff all the time, but I do,
I do kind of know what's going on. Well, this
woman has not employed any safety pins. She seems a
bit more conservative where you know, you know, there's some
people who are like, oh whatever, I don't care see
my underwear, but she doesn't seem.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Like she doesn't know. I know there's one slot that
didn't runwere to work one.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Day I.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Didn't want panty lines and then didn't realize that I'd
be standing hovering on the company.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Scarring.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I was a witnesstand Okay, we.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't need to go back there.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Uh So I don't think she knows because I don't
think she would care for that. And I see her
like adjusting, you know, she's like constantly adjusting, like like.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She knows it could happen.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But I don't think she realizes, like, bru, we're all
seeing right in that dress.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And I've seen in that dress multiple times now.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
So yesterday I decide I'm going to help. I'm going
to be okay, Jamie, you don't need to bury your
head and your.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Hat over there.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Okay, I I'm gonna help.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm going to let her know and just give her
the heads up. And that's what the.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Are you going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well, I say, see your tit is because that's how
I talk. I just walked up to people.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Should go, hey, I see some nip there.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Bro man, give me the milk.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is that what I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I would assume that's how somebody knows that because you
have a big judge. I would assume that I want
to squeeze them?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Am I gonna? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I'm not doing not be the right way to ask?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, So I'm not the right man for this job.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't think how its sky do it?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Well? What what I did do is, of course I
complimented the dress.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I love your dress.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I want your dress.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I didn't I didn't say that. I just said that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I smell it.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, I don't know why I'd smell it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Why would.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Okay, that doesn't make that makes sense. So I compliment
her and say, oh, I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I've always loved your dress, like it's so cute.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We didn't she already because I complimented her dress because
like the way you're doing it before, I feel like
I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It's just it's not a great not a great way
to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And so I say, you know, I love it. I've
I've seen you wear it before.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
And I said, but I wanted to let you know
as a friend, just in case you didn't know that
sometimes when you sit, the buttons pucker and you can
you can see in and so I just wanted to,
you know, let you know, just in case you didn't
know what. And then my worst fucking nightmare happens, because
(11:03):
I swear to god, you guys. I see her start
to like, well, up, what and I'm like, I'm like, well,
did did I say something that I didn't really? And
that's when she goes, I know, I've just been putting
on weight lately.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Oh that was at all at all pointing out how
fat she's gone.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So she's I would get fired if so.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
She's taking it as me telling her you're too fat
to wear that stress, which is not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Likesorder takes a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh my god, did you respond with, well, if you
can't for it anymore, I want that to