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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I think I figured it out.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mentioned this the other day that when Thor was
talking about the helicopter that was flying.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Around his house.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Uh, he is on the spectrum and so like noises,
loud noises are getting to him. Yes, like, and that's
what that's one of the things, right, Like like he
needs to be walking around with headphones all the time,
noise canceling headphones. Yeah, you know you see those sometimes
kids he handed to do loud noises that like Disneyland
and stuff. Absolutely, yeah, that's Thor and so uh you know,
(00:29):
he gets weirdly affected by noises. I mean he'll he'll
call the cops on you. You mess around, He's calling
the cops. That's about ten on one.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's why they're there, Bud, I don't.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Know that that's why they're there. I mean they have actual crimes.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
There were being committed because the music.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, well we had a situation again. Happened last night
with loud noises, but this time it wasn't Thor who
was affected. It was his wife, Hayley.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We ain't done yet. It's times the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
A year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now, well, listen, when you are nine months pregnant about
to burst at any moment, there's a child that's gonna
come out like alien, like really punching through.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I think there's a different process, not this baby a baby.
It is weird though, like like the the baby moves
her her stomach on the upper side by her ribs
will be super hard, and then down below it will
be like a pillow soft because he's moving around.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
One's ahead the cranium. One's a booty.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, but then she's also she's also.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Don't see that, dude, don't say this.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Sitting there will be sitting there, sitting there watching TV,
and she'll just we're sitting there and out of the blue,
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
God, I feel like he's and oh my god, are
you okay?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I had, oh my god, a living creature inside Sometimes
I'll get a gas paine and do that. If I
had a living creature inside of me and like I
hit a bad spot.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I would probably act that way for.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Honest because this guy's the most over dramatic person.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Thank you. He went home one time with a paper cut.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I did, first of all, that story has been.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That is exaggerated, is a matter of fact. I did
not go home.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Look because I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The guy said he couldn't click on his mouth, so
why be here.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's not that happened. I did not go.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The most dramatic human being I've ever had before I
was on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Guy, feel this, feel this, and I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Listen, that chick is a million times tougher than you will.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm not saying that she's not going through it right now,
but uh, it's no, I don't. But it is funny
when out of the blues she does that and I
don't laugh.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I go, I go, I stop, and I go, are
you okay?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But you want to die laugh?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But I want to die laughing.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
This is the same chick the other day I felt,
we have those two steps, and I slipped and I
fell because I was wearing socks and the corner, I know,
it's very funny, the corner of a of a shelf.
I fell and I went and I turned, and my
fucking eye was inches.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I would have been.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Fucked up, like it would have been bad.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
And she pops up and goes, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And her face is beat red this.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
The video took a video because she wouldn't stop laughing there,
and I was really fucked up.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh this is it.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Look look at her dying laughing for me falling and
almost killing my face.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
She kept dying.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Laughing and I almost lost that. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That was the corner.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, so the CRIMEA So when she does that, it's
funny to me.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
But god, well, when.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You are that pregnant, you are gonna be maybe slightly
more irritable, a little bit slightly, I.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Don't know, and I understand it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, look at this guy.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I would love to go back to Eddie.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
When Deborah was nine month Please ask, please ask, what's well?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I was fucking incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Anything she needed, anything she needs? Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
uh and so and so Yeah, they could get a
little bit more irritable, and you understand why. But okay,
well last night we had another situation where there was
(04:54):
a little bit of noise in the neighborhood. And you
know normally that' stores area, that's his expertise dealing with noise.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yes, this neighborhood, I don't know, little an area.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, I mean, why are you about that area?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Because he always tacks me about my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
A bad area.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I just think you live in Lemon girls.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Although I have driven in Emily's neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And locked my door excuse you, mainly in front of
her house.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The only spot like that that yard. Anyway, so last
night the it was Hailey decided to get in there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
So we were watching the season final Have Task on HBO.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Max likes the show. Great show. It's like, that's all
all he'll talk about.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's a great show. I'm telling you, you guys, watch show.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Mark Ruffalo will bother you that I watched that before
I watched seven.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes, because seven seventh is better, different but better. Uh
this know, it's really good. We were in the watching it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, and because you like that mayor of Easton.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Right, yeah, East East Town.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Or something like that with with Kate and it's I've
read it's different. I've read it's the same kind of vibe,
like I think.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The same people that made it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh really, that's why. So now I want to watch
that one.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's good. Oh you like that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Okay, if you like this one.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, I'm a bit Kate winslet Fani no one of
my favorites creepy this week, really.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Multiple times so they had effect on you as a kid.
Titanic scene, first titties I ever saw?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, first titties I ever saw?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Do you iss your jack drawing her?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know how many times I just watched that scene
when I was thirteenth?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Or what about the car?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Uh yeah, the car too. You don't get you don't
get twelve, You don't get titties. I just wanted the titties.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I just want nice titties, big titt she does titties.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What you guys have gone to the stars. We're talking
about noise noises? Remember pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He has a wife I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
So we're watching the show. We're about fifteen minutes in
and it's high drama season. Fick, It's intense.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I felt the same way about Dancing with the Stars
last night. Okay, wicked night?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Really was it?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Wickedly?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There was no nobody, there was some wickedly talented people
there were, but that's a different wicked.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh that's a different wickedly talented one. And only no
adult she was.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
She's not a real person.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Can I side note something? I know this is a
very thor move, but I have to say this, go ahead. Yeah,
Ariana Grande has become the freakiest looking person on the planet.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wow, she's like orange.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Now she's like clearly eating disorder or something, but she
is rail.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Thing sucks. She was so I thought she was so high?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Is she orange?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't know, Like she is a freakish living person
now ye, so was she? So her and uh Cynthia Rivo,
they did like a welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, clearly they're.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Not there, way too busy. No, But I'm sitting there
looking at at Ario on Grande. I'm like, you don't
even look human anymore, honestly, And I'm not trying to
be rude, but I mean I'm being honest. She looks
like a freak show now, Like, I don't know what
the fuck.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Happened to her.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
When I was really annoyed us, she was looking donuts
mobile commercials.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
She was so hot and I don't know what happened
to her.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
But anyway, so great episode.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I'm watching watching task Yeah and where and we're in
the ten minute fifteen minutes in and we have neighbors
to the right of us, and there's like our house.
We're a bigger lot, so there's three houses connected to
and we have one long lot. So this is like
the neighbor in the middle of two houses and they're
in their driveway talking and it's our backyard, but they're
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in their driveway and they're talking loud.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's for sure. They're talking loud.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And it's also you know, nine to thirty, but whatever,
its not past ten. They're talking loud.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Are they intentionally talking loud? Because some people have loud voice.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
That they're talking about other people pointed out, I think
they're probably well, I think I think one person was
getting into their car.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
The other person was by the house.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
And it was go and there was also in Spanish,
so you can hear what I was saying, which kind
of which. Any language that I don't know annoys me.
So if they were speaking German, if they're speaking France,
if I don't know what, it just sounds very fast
and I can't understand it, so it annoys me.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You understand that, Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
The language, doesn't matter the language, Okay, I want to
know what they're saying, because if I knew what they
were saying, i'd pause it and listen.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, okay, especial, Yeah, and I love gossip and drama.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Did you think of going to the transl app next idea?
Next time? Damn it?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Okay, watch your show, turn it up, so U window.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's hot.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I didn't want to, you didn't want to, so I
cooled down.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
So it was seventy four. In our bedroom, we have
a temperature gage.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
In there, gauge, not a thermostatic.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
So where will watch the show? And I pause it
and my wife goes.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What's going on over there? And I'm like, I don't,
I don't, I don't know, Haley, I'm in here with you.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Is that loud? It's like you can hear it over
the TV.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Over the TV. So I pause it to see, like
what's going on? Like is it people? Are they in
an argument?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Because you could tell by tone, But I think it's
just they're just one person's leading one persons talking.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It's there how they're driveway?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
What can And I might be like if they're in
their car and they're on the street and I'm still
talking to about drivah.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It's loud it but it's like what could I really saying?
Nothing to say to that? You know what I mean,
they're just talking. It's not like they're playing music or something.
So I'm like, yeah, it is what it is. And
as i'm because I kind of went over to the
window to see what it was.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, yeah, the situation yea, Hailey yells out, shut the.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Fuck up, Oh my god, and your windows are open open,
as as my sliding glass door, like sliders open, like.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So they can hear or like so you can hear. No,
so you're rubbing off on her like this is.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So she's sitting there and she goes and I see
it happen like building.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Building, and she goes, shut the fuck up. God with
that slider open, that's like zero wall. There's no.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I don't know they understood it, but they heard it.
So and I look at Haley and like, hey, what
are you doing? And she goes she looks at me
like you would do that? And I go I, first
of all, I if they were after ten and they
were like being ridiculous for a long period of time,
This was like five to seven minutes. And I also
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what happens now is if they hear you and yell back,
fuck you bitch.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Now I have to get involved.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I can't let something to you.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You put me at big big man.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah over here, Yeah, here we go pop offences?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Would would you say, sir.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Like the whole Yeah, I'm just letting her know that
it's if I say something, it's different.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
If she says something, it could escalate quickly, so.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You don't have to react if someone if someone calls
her a bitch or something.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
She started it, yeah, yeah, recognize you. Okay, let's become And.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Then he says like, control your pitch.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, Well, I mean that's a very specific thing.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
This is really insane. I said that to me.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
We're doing this, we're doing this, okay, So so that
I'm like, hey, come on, and then she looks at
me like like she's annoyed at me now and goes, fine,
turned it up.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, you shut the fuck up.