October 2, 2025 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we continue the story from yesterday of how Emily was put in an awkward situation but this time... it happened to Thor...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have a crazy development. So if you listen to
the People podcast yesterday, you heard the tragic tale of
Emily having to give a high five to somebody in
the hallway. It was tough. It was tough times, and
I'm glad we got through it. We heard, you know
(00:20):
about how gross your hands are, high five, washing of
the hair, all of that disgusting shits. But we have
a crazy development. You heard all of our feelings and
how we would react if somebody in the hallway walked
around and just put their hand up and try to
give high fives. Well, there was one of the strongest
(00:40):
reactions in the room was from four. Yeah, well guess what.
We have a situation that has come up with that
same guy. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Time for the one podcast year, completely uncensored and un
being filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The shows after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, so we're under attack. We're under attack. Under there's
a new guy in the building, and we can't fucking
have this.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know, listen too friendly, too much energy.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, maybe we're the assholes, accept it, I accept it, yes,
but but we're not the type of people that you
can come up to and high five. We're not that crew.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
In what world are you living?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
There are there are people, there are people that love
a good high five. Yes, and well again you have
to though, say up top, yeah, and then you get
you get the high five. And there are people that
are like love that. Yeah, that's fine, but you've got
to start vibing people out well before you you go
for the hallway high five.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, because okay, I don't think we're total assholes.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh no, we're assholes.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But like, if you're a friend, do you get a
high five if we know you?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, if it is, I don't really want to.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I know we don't want to, but we will if
it's like a fun, festive party environment like cakes and eggs,
we're given high five.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Listeners are differently. We're walking on the street, Oh yeah,
I'm always down for fist bumps, high fives. You know,
I'm the man of the people.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But a coworker, a coworker on a random Thursday in
the hall that's asking a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, the hallway walking and crossing at the same time
is already uncomfortable and horror. You throw up a hand
and expect a high five. Fuck off, And I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, it's how I feel. Let's get the fuck
out of here. So Emily went through that yesterday. We
chronicled it, and Emily gave the high five. I had
(02:51):
no choice. You did have a choice. It's your body,
your choice for fat, that's a fact. Yeah, you say that,
I feel the I felt you're not as big of
an asshole where you would just ignore the high five request.
You did it. But then, how did you feel after work? Dirty? Yeah?
I felt you were miserable, dirty, violent, miserable. No, not
(03:16):
that again, not that I'm erect and I have home.
Jaredy finished.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I just pinned it in my pants?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Your pants?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Would I say? That doesn't sell? I? It does?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Does it? It doesn't. I was affected all day long. Yeah,
I really was, truly. But you know you gave yourself
freely to him, so I know I can't. I can't
fault the guys.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Giving out signs that she wanted a high I'm just
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know. She doesn't. She doesn't have that vibe.
I don't think ask your victim. Believe what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Nobody forced the high five.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You you what should be the high five victim because
you put it out there, you want it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm eye contact, I'm smiless.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And you'll do it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Sky will do anything you have to Doing'll give you
a life show high five right on top of it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, okay, I guess we're doing this. Just watch my.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Grind, grind some ball sacks whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, we're not grinding bull sacks at work, and you
shut up.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You would be okay with a high five, which is crazy,
but you'd be fine with it whatever. The three of
us met Emily Thorn, not so much. We're not the
high fibers, and so Emily was very affected of it.
And then you heard yesterday Thor's reaction if somebody tried
to give him a high five. Thor is basically going
(04:55):
to tell you to fuck off, like, get the fuck
out of my face. Like we're doing What are we doing?
Is what he would say to this. That's exactly what
what are we doing? What are we doing? Like we're
not doing this and we're not high five. You know
it's not a thing. No way, Well we have a development, yea,
the very same guy, the high fiber. Yeah, has it
(05:18):
gone after Thor? Now he has a new victim. He
has a new victim, but it's a little different. Thor
explain what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
In the Okay, So I was, I was coming out
of Emily's studio and as I'm walking out.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
This is what he does. By the way, this is
how he got Emily. He stalks you, he stocks, yet
he stocks and wait.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
As I was walking out of Emily's studio, there was
there was a person in front of him.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
We'll call him Big Rich.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's an actual human And how did you see anybody
behind that wall of a man.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
For his age?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh that's not that's best. He's very secure about that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And as I opened Emily's studio and go to walk out,
we almost walk into each other.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Dude, you would have been destroyed. My I mean, he's
a former professional football player one hundred and you would
kill you.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And because we almost walk into each other, I like
stop and pat him on the back and like hey, Rich,
I don't know why you And then but then Rich
puts his right hand out and like hits me on
the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So it was double touch.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
It was a double touch. Like, Scott, come here, you
don't need.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
To act it out. We understand exactly what you meant.
We did. Okay, take your headphones off, your idiot, is
this court? What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Like this?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, so you passed in the hallway and touched each
other very affectionately.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
We are two Long Island boys.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So so I didn't go to Penn State.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I didn't play for the Nittney Lions.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Didn't they?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So but and we're hey, we're both in our high
school's Hall of Fames.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, so you do the double double guy touch.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
So as soon as soon as that happens, a second
not even second letter right behind him.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Is this is what he does? He's waiting.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, so he sees what goes on between me and Rich.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
He thinks this is boy time.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
So he puts so he puts his left hand out
for a fist bump.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So you touch, touch, touch, touch, and then he comes
out of here's out of nowhere, appears out of nowhere,
and he goes no high five, no five fist bump. Oh,
so he's welcome to any greeting.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, this guy's nuts. He'll just start doing a double
kiss cheek pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
He's like a serial greeter.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Check in my eyes, I have to make this decision fast.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So it happens, you've already told us.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
We know how you're gonna be act. We've acted it out.
First of all.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
First of all, to me, this is a little bit
of a different situation because he's not walking down.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
The hallway his hand like a fucking lunatic like seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's he also just witnessed you like touching people in
the hallway.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
That's the problem, Brome, that's the problem we're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We're doing it. In my eyes, we are doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm like, I'm a batter in the in the in
the batter's box. He's Mason Miller throwing one hundred and
four mile an hour fastball.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I gotta make a decision.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, well I gotta make a decision.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And my problem is going too quick.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
My problem is I just touched Rich so I love
like I don't touch him.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I'm a massive fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, which you're you're usually okay with I usually am.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I usually am.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But you were in such a high after getting a
man touched from Rich.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
High.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
They're all hopped up on rich meat. Give me some more.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I was give me meat.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I wasn't wasn't.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So he and as I go to fist bump him
because I'm like, what am I supposed to do? I
noticed that he has a index ring, but not a
wedding ring, like a random, like high school ring.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
On with like a stone in it.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah, ring, which makes it gross.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'd rather have a ring touched than bare hands skin.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I find I find other than wedding rings. I find
men that wear rings weird.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Okay, another thing. So I see the you're already going in.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Touched rich and I feel like I have to do this,
and we fist.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh he did it, he did it.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Tough guy doing this? Yeah we're doing Yes we are, Yes,
we are doing this.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I'm funck now. Yeah listen, if he puts don't.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I you're like diving in. You're diving in.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I'll be like, dude, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yes you are.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You're on your knees for risk, and you're going to
high five
We have a crazy development. So if you listen to
the People podcast yesterday, you heard the tragic tale of
Emily having to give a high five to somebody in
the hallway. It was tough. It was tough times, and
I'm glad we got through it. We heard, you know
(00:20):
about how gross your hands are, high five, washing of
the hair, all of that disgusting shits. But we have
a crazy development. You heard all of our feelings and
how we would react if somebody in the hallway walked
around and just put their hand up and try to
give high fives. Well, there was one of the strongest
(00:40):
reactions in the room was from four. Yeah, well guess what.
We have a situation that has come up with that
same guy. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Time for the one podcast year, completely uncensored and un
being filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The shows after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, so we're under attack. We're under attack. Under there's
a new guy in the building, and we can't fucking
have this.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know, listen too friendly, too much energy.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, maybe we're the assholes, accept it, I accept it, yes,
but but we're not the type of people that you
can come up to and high five. We're not that crew.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
In what world are you living?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
There are there are people, there are people that love
a good high five. Yes, and well again you have
to though, say up top, yeah, and then you get
you get the high five. And there are people that
are like love that. Yeah, that's fine, but you've got
to start vibing people out well before you you go
for the hallway high five.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, because okay, I don't think we're total assholes.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh no, we're assholes.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But like, if you're a friend, do you get a
high five if we know you?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, if it is, I don't really want to.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I know we don't want to, but we will if
it's like a fun, festive party environment like cakes and eggs,
we're given high five.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Listeners are differently. We're walking on the street, Oh yeah,
I'm always down for fist bumps, high fives. You know,
I'm the man of the people.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But a coworker, a coworker on a random Thursday in
the hall that's asking a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, the hallway walking and crossing at the same time
is already uncomfortable and horror. You throw up a hand
and expect a high five. Fuck off, And I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, it's how I feel. Let's get the fuck
out of here. So Emily went through that yesterday. We
chronicled it, and Emily gave the high five. I had
(02:51):
no choice. You did have a choice. It's your body,
your choice for fat, that's a fact. Yeah, you say that,
I feel the I felt you're not as big of
an asshole where you would just ignore the high five request.
You did it. But then, how did you feel after work? Dirty? Yeah?
I felt you were miserable, dirty, violent, miserable. No, not
(03:16):
that again, not that I'm erect and I have home.
Jaredy finished.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I just pinned it in my pants?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Your pants?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Would I say? That doesn't sell? I? It does?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Does it? It doesn't. I was affected all day long. Yeah,
I really was, truly. But you know you gave yourself
freely to him, so I know I can't. I can't
fault the guys.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Giving out signs that she wanted a high I'm just
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know. She doesn't. She doesn't have that vibe.
I don't think ask your victim. Believe what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Nobody forced the high five.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You you what should be the high five victim because
you put it out there, you want it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm eye contact, I'm smiless.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And you'll do it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Sky will do anything you have to Doing'll give you
a life show high five right on top of it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, okay, I guess we're doing this. Just watch my.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Grind, grind some ball sacks whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, we're not grinding bull sacks at work, and you
shut up.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You would be okay with a high five, which is crazy,
but you'd be fine with it whatever. The three of
us met Emily Thorn, not so much. We're not the
high fibers, and so Emily was very affected of it.
And then you heard yesterday Thor's reaction if somebody tried
to give him a high five. Thor is basically going
(04:55):
to tell you to fuck off, like, get the fuck
out of my face. Like we're doing What are we doing?
Is what he would say to this. That's exactly what
what are we doing? What are we doing? Like we're
not doing this and we're not high five. You know
it's not a thing. No way, Well we have a development, yea,
the very same guy, the high fiber. Yeah, has it
(05:18):
gone after Thor? Now he has a new victim. He
has a new victim, but it's a little different. Thor
explain what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
In the Okay, So I was, I was coming out
of Emily's studio and as I'm walking out.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
This is what he does. By the way, this is
how he got Emily. He stalks you, he stocks, yet
he stocks and wait.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
As I was walking out of Emily's studio, there was
there was a person in front of him.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
We'll call him Big Rich.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's an actual human And how did you see anybody
behind that wall of a man.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
For his age?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh that's not that's best. He's very secure about that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And as I opened Emily's studio and go to walk out,
we almost walk into each other.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Dude, you would have been destroyed. My I mean, he's
a former professional football player one hundred and you would
kill you.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And because we almost walk into each other, I like
stop and pat him on the back and like hey, Rich,
I don't know why you And then but then Rich
puts his right hand out and like hits me on
the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So it was double touch.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
It was a double touch. Like, Scott, come here, you
don't need.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
To act it out. We understand exactly what you meant.
We did. Okay, take your headphones off, your idiot, is
this court? What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Like this?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, so you passed in the hallway and touched each
other very affectionately.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
We are two Long Island boys.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So so I didn't go to Penn State.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I didn't play for the Nittney Lions.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Didn't they?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So but and we're hey, we're both in our high
school's Hall of Fames.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, so you do the double double guy touch.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
So as soon as soon as that happens, a second
not even second letter right behind him.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Is this is what he does? He's waiting.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, so he sees what goes on between me and Rich.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
He thinks this is boy time.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
So he puts so he puts his left hand out
for a fist bump.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So you touch, touch, touch, touch, and then he comes
out of here's out of nowhere, appears out of nowhere,
and he goes no high five, no five fist bump. Oh,
so he's welcome to any greeting.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, this guy's nuts. He'll just start doing a double
kiss cheek pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
He's like a serial greeter.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Check in my eyes, I have to make this decision fast.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So it happens, you've already told us.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
We know how you're gonna be act. We've acted it out.
First of all.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
First of all, to me, this is a little bit
of a different situation because he's not walking down.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
The hallway his hand like a fucking lunatic like seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's he also just witnessed you like touching people in
the hallway.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
That's the problem, Brome, that's the problem we're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We're doing it. In my eyes, we are doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm like, I'm a batter in the in the in
the batter's box. He's Mason Miller throwing one hundred and
four mile an hour fastball.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I gotta make a decision.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, well I gotta make a decision.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And my problem is going too quick.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
My problem is I just touched Rich so I love
like I don't touch him.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I'm a massive fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, which you're you're usually okay with I usually am.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I usually am.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But you were in such a high after getting a
man touched from Rich.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
High.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
They're all hopped up on rich meat. Give me some more.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I was give me meat.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I wasn't wasn't.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So he and as I go to fist bump him
because I'm like, what am I supposed to do? I
noticed that he has a index ring, but not a
wedding ring, like a random, like high school ring.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
On with like a stone in it.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah, ring, which makes it gross.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'd rather have a ring touched than bare hands skin.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I find I find other than wedding rings. I find
men that wear rings weird.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Okay, another thing. So I see the you're already going in.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Touched rich and I feel like I have to do this,
and we fist.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh he did it, he did it.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Tough guy doing this? Yeah we're doing Yes we are, Yes,
we are doing this.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I'm funck now. Yeah listen, if he puts don't.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I you're like diving in. You're diving in.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I'll be like, dude, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yes you are.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You're on your knees for risk, and you're going to
high five
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