October 23, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we wrap up the birthday recaps with what happened when Sky got home and how the present situation was a surprise but also not exactly what she was expecting...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, yesterday was Sky's birthday. What a time. Thank god
it's over.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
So, yeah, there was a lot going on. We all
got her gifts. That was lovely, but there was a
situation with gifts. When she got home. Surprisingly got gifts,
which is different. You know, sometimes you do sometimes it's
hit or miss. Yes, sometimes you even ordered your own
birthday gifts definitely before Well, this time there were gifts ordered,
(00:28):
some good, some hmm interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, it's always a question whether or not you know
gifts are going to be involved. Now, you're kind of
the same way. Birthdays are usually pretty standard. Anniversaries forget it.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, anniversaries, Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I happen to like, we're not doing gifts, right.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Say some nice words, or we'll go out to dinner,
verbal car, claim yes, verbal card, and then we'll claim
dinner is our gift to one another.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Really, it's just you don't feel like doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Come on, I've been together for so long.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So you did mention yesterday that you woke up to
the site of some gifts that were right there on
your kitchen counter.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
There were two bags, and I was I was chill,
yeah yeah, and an orchid which was lovely single orchid,
well like in a pot, so it had multiple branches
off of it, you know what I mean, like a
little orchid plane.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Are you planting that?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No? I think it's stay. It's very sensitive. It needs
to stay in the pot in a very specific area.
Orchids can only be in certain areas, very sensitive flower.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You water it with an ice cube?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh yeah, because the slow release.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah you think why do you know how much about organ?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Grandma had like a little orchid farm in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's the fucking least surprising.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
An orchid far Yeah yeah, okay, hoppy farm heroin.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So yeah, I saw that in the morning. So I
was excited and I'm like, wow, look at that two
bags of presents.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's that's wow.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We're really standard.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No right, No, I turned forty.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Oh yeah yeah, no, I mean that's twelve years a week.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Bro, I'm sure I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You didn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You actually didn't know. You've known me for decades, you
you knew. So I was excited to open them and
see what's going on. Previous years when there have been gifts,
they're joint gifts, so it'll be like one card from
my husband and my daughter and then one gift and
they're from both of them.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Makes sense.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, So that's how it's always been. But this year
a little different. We have a card and gift from
the daughter and then a separate card and gift from
the husband.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So look at her.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Clothes on that that deep.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Pop yeah deepop account I mean, mom spy and all
this stuff. And then we're reselling it for like half
the price.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But okay, well that's insane.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I mean not right away, like clearly, after she wears
it for like a year or whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
But still I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, I guess it's you don't get a cut high.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That was only once.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh my god, so I was excited.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Uh So I started with the daughter's gift, a oh, Emily,
you would love this, A homemade card with water colors
she did, like a water color floral bouquet.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
And then inside the whole.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Card was filled with writing from it was a blank
piece of paper from top to bottom of how much
she loves me and appreciates me.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Blah blah blahah. Family loves a good.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I love a big car.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Good homemade card with a homemade note, handwritten note. Yeah,
I love that, so very important.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So she sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So she nailed her with the car. The gifts were great.
She got me a pack of new fluffy socks. You
guys know how I got holes in my old fluffy socks.
She got me a book from an author I really like.
And then she got me this new phone case because
my old one was a clear Yeah, the old one
was a clear one, and it was so old that
(04:35):
it was like a yellow like how like a smoker
gets yellow.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I feel like that phone case all the girls have
because that looks like a high school cell phone case,
the pink ladies. Yeah me Loveland Sierra Rachel phone case.
You're in mom, Yeah, it's the best guess you ever
(05:01):
got because just like I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, it's not like that. It's just a punk case.
So so daughter nailed it. Great, thoughtful, great card.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
All of that.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Now we move on to the hobby scare we go
see what we got here?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Gag balls.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, so equal.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Size bag, a big, a big bag. So I'm like,
what we got here? See the card? Open the card.
It's not a handmade card, it's a Wholemark card. Okay, okay,
says happy birthday, long note, open up inside, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I love you, love the boo.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
You got to write something at least I love you
and I appreciate you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I've you know, really loved enjoyed you all these years.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I don't know what then they would say to each other,
what Robert will write something about me being a mother
or for your birthday sometimes.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So it's very different tribute to me.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
These two chicks need pats on the back more than
anybody their birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean it is.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Then it's your birthday, like a random Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Come down from birthday. You didn't do anything, you were born.
Come down.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
That's what they kept saying to me. Congratulations on being born.
It felt almost like anything. So it was just a
wild comparison to the daughter's full page, to his one sentence.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
But okay, a bad was a bastard clearly not a
word smith. So okay, that very nice.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let's you did something.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Let's see what's in the bag.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And that's when I'm about to open the bag, and
my daughter turns to him and goes, do you want
to give her the disclaimer?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh what to ruin the gift?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
And he goes, I'll let her open it and then
I'll explain after Oh my god, Now I'm like, what
the fuck? So I open it and I pull out
just one big ass box out of this bag. And
that is when I realize what is in the box.
It is the box is ugs. It is ug season.
(07:22):
We've transitioned. I wear two types of shoes. We've just
transitioned from flip flop season into uggsies. It's a crazy time.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
In our world.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I knew I needed new ugs because three years ago
these bad boys for my gift.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
They're discolored, gross.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Dir They're like almost grayish.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Now they're not like black.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Okay, that's not nice to say.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I mean they're faded.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
They are faith they've.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Seen some uh, because she loves them and she has
money to spend on them, but she never gets new ones.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, it's like they make other ones.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
They're just like I know, but these ones are great.
They're on my feet. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You can get other ones on your feet for more money.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Like you and anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
These ones are legit, bro, Yeah, and you don't wear
them because you freaked out because how much you paid
for him.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
But you wear those as like like if we have
a meeting with clients or something, you will wear those,
like with a sweater you're.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Wearing that is gross. Warned them to a fancy dinner
that we went out to in Vegas. Ones those those
shoes with a dress.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
It was a sweater dress.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It was a sweaters fucking Vegas.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That's pretty nuts. Glad it wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Three birthdays ago we got these bad boys. Love them
so much that I wear them all the time, or
if Vegas wear them with dresses, wear them.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
So two years ago, last birthday, I'll be realized. She
loves these ugs. She's wearing them all the time. And
you know, a full year ago he noticed, oh they've
been worn, So he bought me new ones last year
my birthday.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And you should get a new pair every year, to
be honest. You wear them all year long.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
So you're probably saying to yourself, well, if he got
you a new pair, well, because he thought he had
ordered the exact same ones.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But when I opened them. They the high ones, like
super like almost under the knee, Like, how are the
extra tall? However tall they make them? He ordered the tallest.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Ones, the ones I get you like them before.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Okay, so it's too tall, too aggressive, too much.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
They're like four inches higher than that.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
They go like all the way, they're like choking me.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
They're all the way up there. So but when I
first got him, I'm like, oh, it's it's not I
don't think I've ever seen uggs that high before, like
to the knee like that.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
They don't know she's over exaggerate.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
They go like mid calf.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, you guys ever seen pretty woman?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
No, no, okay, so yeah, he's right. So I was
just like, even though, shut up, they're like higher than
I would like. Okay, I'm sure I'll eventually wear them.
I'll get over them and they'll become my new norse.
Well turns out I never did any of that. I
still was like, well, because again I had told myself like,
oh I'm gonna so I had thrown away the box
(10:33):
they're sitting in my closet, threw.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
The box until you wear it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I had told myself I was gonna wear it, never.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Ripped the tags, like your ship, you never sold it
on a beepopp.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
How many times? Because I'm like, well, eventually, someday I'm
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Like, hey, that's not what you wanted.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's not like I've done this before where I've gotten
my wife something that I thought was right and it
wasn't and I want her to enjoy it, so like,
return it for whatever it is that you want.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, that's okay. I'm not gonna be offended.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I'm a bit of a moron.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Oh but this is even less offensive because it's not
like she's saying I don't want uggs period, and I
don't want blacks period.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's like you're just the wrong size or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's like you're not You're different.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, a deal.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
But I thought I wouldn't care and I would just
start wearing them and then I would donate these old ones.
But then I'm like, Okay, clearly I care because I
keep going back to the old ones. Well, come to yesterday,
my birthday. Clearly the hobby has noticed I did not
do the old one the new ones, and I'm still
wearing the old ones. So I see this ug box
(11:38):
and I'm like, here we go. Okay, he finally got
me the right one, the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I open the box. I look at the boots and
they are ankle high.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Can't figure this out?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
And he and he and the disclaimer my daughter was
talking about is again for another year in a row.
He thought he was buying this size. And then when
they arrived in ocean, picture of them like you know,
I mean a dude like nose construction. You don't know,
you don't look at like inches and I mean like
you don't figure that eyes you have eyes?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Did he go buy them at the store online?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I'm assuming online. I doesn't go on line?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is even better? It is the model. Yes, you see,
that's the one.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
That's an ankle.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
So now I have a tall pair that I'm not wearing.
I got the ankle pair that I got to figure out.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Figure out. I use your words and you say, hey,
I love that you got me. I need a new pair.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
I don't like the height. Can I just get a
little bit of a higher heights?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Just return it?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's easy.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Well, I still have the box, but again, in my head,
I'm going do I like the ankle?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Shake you right,
Well, yesterday was Sky's birthday. What a time. Thank god
it's over.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
So, yeah, there was a lot going on. We all
got her gifts. That was lovely, but there was a
situation with gifts. When she got home. Surprisingly got gifts,
which is different. You know, sometimes you do sometimes it's
hit or miss. Yes, sometimes you even ordered your own
birthday gifts definitely before Well, this time there were gifts ordered,
(00:28):
some good, some hmm interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, it's always a question whether or not you know
gifts are going to be involved. Now, you're kind of
the same way. Birthdays are usually pretty standard. Anniversaries forget it.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, anniversaries, Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I happen to like, we're not doing gifts, right.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Say some nice words, or we'll go out to dinner,
verbal car, claim yes, verbal card, and then we'll claim
dinner is our gift to one another.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Really, it's just you don't feel like doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Come on, I've been together for so long.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So you did mention yesterday that you woke up to
the site of some gifts that were right there on
your kitchen counter.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
There were two bags, and I was I was chill,
yeah yeah, and an orchid which was lovely single orchid,
well like in a pot, so it had multiple branches
off of it, you know what I mean, like a
little orchid plane.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Are you planting that?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No? I think it's stay. It's very sensitive. It needs
to stay in the pot in a very specific area.
Orchids can only be in certain areas, very sensitive flower.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You water it with an ice cube?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh yeah, because the slow release.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah you think why do you know how much about organ?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Grandma had like a little orchid farm in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's the fucking least surprising.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
An orchid far Yeah yeah, okay, hoppy farm heroin.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So yeah, I saw that in the morning. So I
was excited and I'm like, wow, look at that two
bags of presents.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's that's wow.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We're really standard.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No right, No, I turned forty.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Oh yeah yeah, no, I mean that's twelve years a week.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Bro, I'm sure I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You didn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You actually didn't know. You've known me for decades, you
you knew. So I was excited to open them and
see what's going on. Previous years when there have been gifts,
they're joint gifts, so it'll be like one card from
my husband and my daughter and then one gift and
they're from both of them.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Makes sense.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, So that's how it's always been. But this year
a little different. We have a card and gift from
the daughter and then a separate card and gift from
the husband.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So look at her.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Clothes on that that deep.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Pop yeah deepop account I mean, mom spy and all
this stuff. And then we're reselling it for like half
the price.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But okay, well that's insane.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I mean not right away, like clearly, after she wears
it for like a year or whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
But still I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, I guess it's you don't get a cut high.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That was only once.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh my god, so I was excited.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Uh So I started with the daughter's gift, a oh, Emily,
you would love this, A homemade card with water colors
she did, like a water color floral bouquet.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
And then inside the whole.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Card was filled with writing from it was a blank
piece of paper from top to bottom of how much
she loves me and appreciates me.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Blah blah blahah. Family loves a good.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I love a big car.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Good homemade card with a homemade note, handwritten note. Yeah,
I love that, so very important.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So she sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So she nailed her with the car. The gifts were great.
She got me a pack of new fluffy socks. You
guys know how I got holes in my old fluffy socks.
She got me a book from an author I really like.
And then she got me this new phone case because
my old one was a clear Yeah, the old one
was a clear one, and it was so old that
(04:35):
it was like a yellow like how like a smoker
gets yellow.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I feel like that phone case all the girls have
because that looks like a high school cell phone case,
the pink ladies. Yeah me Loveland Sierra Rachel phone case.
You're in mom, Yeah, it's the best guess you ever
(05:01):
got because just like I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, it's not like that. It's just a punk case.
So so daughter nailed it. Great, thoughtful, great card.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
All of that.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Now we move on to the hobby scare we go
see what we got here?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Gag balls.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, so equal.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Size bag, a big, a big bag. So I'm like,
what we got here? See the card? Open the card.
It's not a handmade card, it's a Wholemark card. Okay, okay,
says happy birthday, long note, open up inside, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I love you, love the boo.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
You got to write something at least I love you
and I appreciate you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I've you know, really loved enjoyed you all these years.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I don't know what then they would say to each other,
what Robert will write something about me being a mother
or for your birthday sometimes.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So it's very different tribute to me.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
These two chicks need pats on the back more than
anybody their birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean it is.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Then it's your birthday, like a random Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Come down from birthday. You didn't do anything, you were born.
Come down.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
That's what they kept saying to me. Congratulations on being born.
It felt almost like anything. So it was just a
wild comparison to the daughter's full page, to his one sentence.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
But okay, a bad was a bastard clearly not a
word smith. So okay, that very nice.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let's you did something.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Let's see what's in the bag.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And that's when I'm about to open the bag, and
my daughter turns to him and goes, do you want
to give her the disclaimer?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh what to ruin the gift?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
And he goes, I'll let her open it and then
I'll explain after Oh my god, Now I'm like, what
the fuck? So I open it and I pull out
just one big ass box out of this bag. And
that is when I realize what is in the box.
It is the box is ugs. It is ug season.
(07:22):
We've transitioned. I wear two types of shoes. We've just
transitioned from flip flop season into uggsies. It's a crazy time.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
In our world.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I knew I needed new ugs because three years ago
these bad boys for my gift.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
They're discolored, gross.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Dir They're like almost grayish.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Now they're not like black.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Okay, that's not nice to say.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I mean they're faded.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
They are faith they've.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Seen some uh, because she loves them and she has
money to spend on them, but she never gets new ones.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, it's like they make other ones.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
They're just like I know, but these ones are great.
They're on my feet. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You can get other ones on your feet for more money.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Like you and anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
These ones are legit, bro, Yeah, and you don't wear
them because you freaked out because how much you paid
for him.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
But you wear those as like like if we have
a meeting with clients or something, you will wear those,
like with a sweater you're.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Wearing that is gross. Warned them to a fancy dinner
that we went out to in Vegas. Ones those those
shoes with a dress.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
It was a sweater dress.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It was a sweaters fucking Vegas.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That's pretty nuts. Glad it wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Three birthdays ago we got these bad boys. Love them
so much that I wear them all the time, or
if Vegas wear them with dresses, wear them.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
So two years ago, last birthday, I'll be realized. She
loves these ugs. She's wearing them all the time. And
you know, a full year ago he noticed, oh they've
been worn, So he bought me new ones last year
my birthday.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And you should get a new pair every year, to
be honest. You wear them all year long.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
So you're probably saying to yourself, well, if he got
you a new pair, well, because he thought he had
ordered the exact same ones.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But when I opened them. They the high ones, like
super like almost under the knee, Like, how are the
extra tall? However tall they make them? He ordered the tallest.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Ones, the ones I get you like them before.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Okay, so it's too tall, too aggressive, too much.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
They're like four inches higher than that.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
They go like all the way, they're like choking me.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
They're all the way up there. So but when I
first got him, I'm like, oh, it's it's not I
don't think I've ever seen uggs that high before, like
to the knee like that.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
They don't know she's over exaggerate.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
They go like mid calf.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, you guys ever seen pretty woman?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
No, no, okay, so yeah, he's right. So I was
just like, even though, shut up, they're like higher than
I would like. Okay, I'm sure I'll eventually wear them.
I'll get over them and they'll become my new norse.
Well turns out I never did any of that. I
still was like, well, because again I had told myself like,
oh I'm gonna so I had thrown away the box
(10:33):
they're sitting in my closet, threw.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
The box until you wear it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I had told myself I was gonna wear it, never.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Ripped the tags, like your ship, you never sold it
on a beepopp.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
How many times? Because I'm like, well, eventually, someday I'm
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Like, hey, that's not what you wanted.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's not like I've done this before where I've gotten
my wife something that I thought was right and it
wasn't and I want her to enjoy it, so like,
return it for whatever it is that you want.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, that's okay. I'm not gonna be offended.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I'm a bit of a moron.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Oh but this is even less offensive because it's not
like she's saying I don't want uggs period, and I
don't want blacks period.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's like you're just the wrong size or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's like you're not You're different.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, a deal.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
But I thought I wouldn't care and I would just
start wearing them and then I would donate these old ones.
But then I'm like, Okay, clearly I care because I
keep going back to the old ones. Well, come to yesterday,
my birthday. Clearly the hobby has noticed I did not
do the old one the new ones, and I'm still
wearing the old ones. So I see this ug box
(11:38):
and I'm like, here we go. Okay, he finally got
me the right one, the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I open the box. I look at the boots and
they are ankle high.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Can't figure this out?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
And he and he and the disclaimer my daughter was
talking about is again for another year in a row.
He thought he was buying this size. And then when
they arrived in ocean, picture of them like you know,
I mean a dude like nose construction. You don't know,
you don't look at like inches and I mean like
you don't figure that eyes you have eyes?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Did he go buy them at the store online?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I'm assuming online. I doesn't go on line?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is even better? It is the model. Yes, you see,
that's the one.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
That's an ankle.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
So now I have a tall pair that I'm not wearing.
I got the ankle pair that I got to figure out.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Figure out. I use your words and you say, hey,
I love that you got me. I need a new pair.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
I don't like the height. Can I just get a
little bit of a higher heights?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Just return it?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's easy.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Well, I still have the box, but again, in my head,
I'm going do I like the ankle?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Shake you right,
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