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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we got a graphic update this morning about the
baby on the way. There was a lot of talk of,
you know, vaginal inspections and yes, swipes and fluids, fluids
and plugs and mucus and yeah, swiping, and I don't know,
(00:20):
there was a lot of stuff going on there. I
kind of tuned out, to be honest with you. I
couldn't take it. And I've had two kids, so that's
it's graphic.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You know, it's it's can be tough, but this is
what you go through when you're having a baby. You
you women like the stuff that goes on in there
is gnarly bro.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And then and then you like, don't you like the placenta.
I mean that thing comes that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I eat it right like raw.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Some people will well, you don't need it wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I would have guessed that's not.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
How it worked. No.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I think you like get some process done to it
or something and then make it into pills.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Did you do that?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
No, that's so my wife was going to do that,
but I've heard that it doesn't work. Or you can
that's doing it right now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You can plant it right like put it like by
a tree or something.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah, but it's really hard now to get the placenta
because of all like biohazard lungs disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
They don't just put it in zip when.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
But it's like, why don't you get it's yours? I
never understood that, Like whenever you get a surgery or
something and they and they take it, I should if
I want it back, you should give it to me.
It's mine. You're possessive of the placenta, or like if
Emily had that weird fucking ovary removed that it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Wasn't it was like a tumor, like with like teeth
and hair.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
But they're weird about it, Like I don't understand why
that's yours? Why does the hospital get it?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And when they tell you know you can't have.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Got a pictureuse you don't want her creating like a
horror character of that thing.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I put experiments on it.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
The actually was actually you want cis alright? Can't wait
for that one. So anyway, we heard the update, we
know what's going on. Well, there is more graphic detail
there is about to happen because Hayley Thor's wife wants
him to get the back end view when she delivers.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
A year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know, it's interesting because I was thinking when I
have my kids. My wife had a c section both times.
First one was an emergency c section, so there was
no there was no plan of where am I supposed
to be with and the baby's being delivered, So if
if she had the natural chire birth, we didn't talk
like does she where does she want me? I assumed
(03:08):
I'm holding to hold in the hand. We did Lama's class,
so I got a coacher do the breathing, and so
I was imagining I'm up by her head, you know,
and that's where you sit because I know some women
you're they're kind of weird about you know. They don't
want the guy to see down there because then I'll
never look at you the same way. Once you see
that thing comes out, it's a lot. It's scary and so.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Not the same.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ask for the extra sticks. So once the C section happened,
it was it was crazy. I walk in in the
back view, so there was a curtain up over her
stomach and they were already starting the cutting and all
it was like crazy ship going on was it was
(04:00):
crazy that moves fast. Well, it was an emergency, so
they had to get the baby out quick, and so
like with the with Jack, it was nothing. That was
such a different scene. It was so calm and yeah,
because we knew what happened. Although Debra went into labor
right before she the.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Way to go.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
When they're like, don't push, really we're cutting, don't push,
it was that got crazy. But the whole thing up
to me was so chill, but the emergency thing was wild.
And I'm running in there. They're rushing me in and
so I was seeing crazy stuff, hearing crazy stuff. But
then once I got past the curtain, I'm up by
(04:36):
her head. That was a whole different scene because my
wife was then allergic to the anesthesia and she was
throwing up.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So I'm you know, they're cutting, they're doing crazy stuff.
My wife's barfing and and they're like, all right, Dad,
get in there. I'm like, what the fuck is a
fucking horror movie? It's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I won out?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, like get me out of here waiting and so
literally I'm holding my wife's hair. I don't do great
with throw up either, and you don't throw up and
I don't throw up, and then so I'm just like.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Oh, you're a babe having than her.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Dude, get me out of here. So there was it
was a crazy scene going on, all that stuff. But
I was thinking about it. I don't know if if
it was just a natural labor. I don't know where
I was supposed to be, like, because some women actually
want you to like see what the hell, like what's
going on down there?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Or the where's the boo?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So the boot he was.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
He didn't make it. He was at homeworking on a project.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh okay, actually that would make total sense.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
No, he was.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
He's building a baby loose. He was standing all the time. Stop.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, I know he was there, you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
That's good. Yeah, good for the for the what it
was for conceiving too, right, Yes, he was there for
that as well.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I assume I don't know I was black.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But so the hobby has a medical condition that we
refer to, Yes, a case of the past.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I heard.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Seen it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yes, can't man can't go on a merry, go round
to Vegas and.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Drink thorn Thorn. I had a wheelchair once.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yea, yeah, ye on the lawn of the Luxor Hotel
in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
One time.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
He was just telling us to leaves, laying in the bushes,
passed out and sweating, going just leave me, as if
as if he was like in war. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Like, what, We're not just gonna leave you.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
It was my first year on the show to parties.
How funny would have been if we would have just left?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, find me at the slot machine.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
So yeah, so he suffers from that, which basically any
time like nausea gets triggered in him, whether it's a
ride car sickness like seeing something like disgusting.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Or medical equilibrium, it definitely is.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
But it has to do with his vague old nerve
or whatever. I know, I know I always call it.
I always call it the vagus nerve, and then medical
professionals look at me like that's not right, and I
got something like that, but I think it's vaguel But anyway,
so yeah, like once the nausea starts, there's no turning
it offs and like passes out like sweats buckets, like
(07:28):
can't stop throwing up to the point where I keep
a special medication in my purse in the house anytime
we yeah, the anti passioutes. So anyway, So when the
doctor gave us the option and said, he can be
at your head, he can be down looking, or we
can put a mirror.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Up so you can watch and he can watch at
the same time.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, And so I decided, because I didn't want him
passed out on the floor, that the better option would
just be for both of us to be up by
my head and no mirror.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
If the boo didn't have that, would you have wanted
to see him mirror?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You oh me to see You're really I'm surprised.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I mean, you know seen down there with sky can
you not I've seen it? Can you not bring I've
seen the vagina you've seen or post baby post whoa,
you didn't get sucked in? It was scary. It was
because I was laying down, she was standing over me,
(08:34):
and it was this is all fact. And I remember
I saw a white light and my you didn't like.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Okay, gross and good question.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You're always moist, got a dripple.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
It was like you ever see a uh, you ever
see like a movie where like this, it goes off
their foreheads like it's super slow motion in the sweat.
That's what it did for me. And I just turned
my almost hit my shoulders.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
None of none of that, None of that, but the
alien goog.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
No.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I was very it's I was very set on a
natural childbirth, but I didn't feel the need to see it.
I've seen, you know, not like that, bro, like when
we went to health class, Like we saw baby come
out in a video in health class.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So that's once is enough.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Emily, you had a c section. But I was where
was Robert.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I was in labor first for twenty over twenty four
hours pushing and the baby actually crown. Oh did see
the front of his head was and then it wouldn't
get me.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I was stuck in that position, so two hours.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
It was shocked.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
So I stuck it with it in that position crown
for like two hours.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
It was.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It was a horrific No, I understand. I've had ships
where I'm there and like you get a little tiny
you're shaking, just come out a miserable.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It's the same.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's the same feeling. I don't same. It's not trying
to be funny guy. When it's crowded like that, they
can't like grab it.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And know what I'm saying, they have a thing.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
You know what I say. You can't have a vacuum.
They have a vacuum sucker. I heard about this the
other day.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
To do it, it wouldn't work, a.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Typical reads always difficult, trouble makers.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
And then they had to push it back in, and
then I got rushed to an emergency.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
They pushed it back in. Yes, yes, I never done
that with my ship. I feel like I feel like
I feel like Robert was sitting there eating popcorn, going Griffies.
You gotta see this.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You could do it, basically, are you guys in there?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Is he so?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Anyway? Prior to it, I didn't have any feelings of
whether he saw it or not, And.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
We didn't care because you are kind of weird about
that sort of thing. You like to you know, always
be looking right, and you know you don't want him
to look at you a certain way. You're very Yeah,
I'm surprised.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
I thought of this in a different light, but I
didn't non sexually, and I didn't have one way or
the other whatever he was comfortable with whatever happened.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
That was the way that I was rolling chill all
the time.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But he was in the room and he was where
he was front and back, he was looking at Oh
he kept peeking. Yeah, he would peek, keep going the
front and like my legs and then you go behind me.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Like make jokes with the doctor.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, doing all that stuff. Was panicked. Yeah, so he
saw he saw ship. Oh wow, lots of stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Were you okay with that?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I didn't bother Yeah, because he's also not easily grossed out,
so he didn't really like he doesn't have a reaction
to that necessarily.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You know, he's got to see this thing. Man, it
looks like a horse eating and an apple.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, I don't want the hell Okay, the hell's.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Going on down there? Whoa?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, apparently Thor's wife, Haley, wants him to check it out.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
And here's the thing about me, I get very I
get I don't like, yeahs out you.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Do this a lot, you know, which is you know,
you're always grossed up.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
I've always grossed out. Yeah, Like if I watch a
movie scene and they're like shooting up drugs or something,
and like it like ekes me out, or like I
remember one time I was in class I'll never forget it.
I was in the height. I was in high school,
ninth grade, and they were talking about Chinese footbinding. Have
you ever heard of this? And I'll never forget it,
and like women would like break their toes to make
(12:22):
their feet swallower. And we was in our history books.
It was world history, and I got so sick I
almost passed out in the class. I was sweating and
I was pale white. Yes, stop it, but I get
I can't even I was so eked out by it. Really, yeah,
it's crazy. So like I told her, I can't look
at this.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
It sucks because I want to be the first person
that season come out. I'm at the doctor to get that.
It's my kid, you know what.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It is to me.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
But I can't. And she's like, well, you can't pass out,
like a bitch.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Said to me an interesting way.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I'm not a whoosy boy, so but I just I
just I'll pass out. I really believe if I see
that go down, I will pass out. I don't think
I've ever passed out before, but like I've come close,
like with the Chinese foot, remember it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Like the doctors, at least for us, we're very concerned
about that.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
They said to my husband, if there's anything that's going
to make you pass out, we don't have time to
help you. Today is not about getting you off the floor.
They literally said that my dad.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
My dad passed out in the delivery.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Boy very sensitive to blood and medical stuff when they
whipped out the epidural needle and he saw that big
fat needle.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's when he went down literally on the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
So if you don't think you can do it, I
highly suggest What does she want.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
You to see? She thinks because she's like Sky with
that ship, beautiful whatever. But like so I asked the
doctor yesterday, I said, has anyone ever passed out? Has
any guy ever passed out with this? And she went no,
she thought you were a wussy.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Boys, What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I watch?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I watch UFC fights every single weekend. I'll see like
sometimes they'll get gashes where you see brain man, Like,
I mean, it's fucking crazy. You know where it's like
giant the meat you see in there and there's this
blood everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Can you handle that?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
So the weird thing about it is when someone you
know me, I'm a weirdo with that, Like when someone
like breaks their legs something, it fascinates me. I have
to watch it and takeing with the UFC. But there's
a deep cut that I can handle, but I don't know.
But other things I really can't.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Can you watch like Doctor Pipple Popper?
Speaker 6 (14:59):
No, that fuck engross me. Oh god, it eakes me out.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Or like so if they get the baby out and
they're squeezing their two things,