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October 25, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about his hopful wishes for the "after party" of Brew Ball happening TONIGHT!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta tell you, I am pumped for tonight for
our big Halloween party Bru Bowl. Pump for several reies.
Number one, I just you know, it's a fun party.
It really is. You know. We have Betto out there
spinning the hits and so there's good dancing going on.
There is a party atmosphere because the cocktails are flowing.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, multiple bars.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah yeah. And Emily and I know are going to
get after it. This is this is our time to
shot really, eggs and eggs is the problem? Is the
super Bowl? Yes, yes, that's the super Bowl far but
but this is like a this is a solid championship game,
you know, for for Emily and I. So we're excited
about that. Guy says she's going to keep it cool.
We'll see what happens. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
We've heard all about.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It means dramatic.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Even though I say I have drank, I'm just gonna pretend.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
To pretend anything that was exactly what.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I just don't drink. I'm gonna pretend to, but I try.
Oh my god, miss I'm just gonna sneakyo.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
So that's what I'm looking forward to. But what really
I am looking forward to is the outfits that are
going to be in play in the hotel room afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
We ain't done yet, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except
for that part.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
The show's after show starts now. Oh yes, you know
how Halloween costume parties get. The gals dress, for the
most part pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's an excuse to dress like a slut.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, and you don't get job.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like you do.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Really, you get judged a little bit. I get I'm
ready to go.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Oh yeah, Like I'll judge somebody, you know, in a
hoary outfit on a normal day, but I'll thank you Halloween.
I'm not judging anybody. I'm like, oh, look, you're in
brown panties.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
How cute is that?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
It just works? I don't know, Angel Sky, Well you look, man,
I'm going to heaven.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I feel like I feel like if a girl wore
just broad panty, Sky would go, well, that's an outfit,
even though she's not judging.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think I'm just desensitized after
all the rock.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Going down.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Sky's compliment would be like when she complimented the gal
with her nails and said she liked him a lot, that's.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
A great costume.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, my wife is coming tonight and she has a
costume picked out and I'm pretty excited about it. She
is going to be a sexy pirate. Sexy sexy pirate.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
She's a fan of Pirates of the Caribbean, obviously Disneysney,
you know. I mean she was literally throwing out different
like Disney princesses to be and I go, well, that's
not sexy, A sexy bell, I would but I mean,
but the outfit wouldn't have been sexy. It would have
been like a big flowy I don't want that, and
I go, so I got it. I got in there

(03:32):
and I started going on that yandy website, website, Horror
Horor Central, and I found this pirate outfit and I go,
you would look great in this, and she looked at
it and she goes, Okay, I can pull that one off.
I said, goo boy, this is gonna be good. And
so you know, I'll get her all cocktailed up and

(03:54):
that you know, tonight it's going to be crazy. I'm
hoping my fingers are crossed because because drinks, you know,
crazy outfits. Let's go swabbing my deck.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
She's This is impressive because your wife is you know,
a normally so. But I do know how she gets
after she gets a couple of cocktails and she loves
to dance. Oh yeah, she's just gonna be No, I'm
just gonna say she's gonna be feeling it by the end.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Of the Yeah, I hope. So I'm hoping for the best.
My fingers are definitely crossed for the best. Yeah. Yeah,
we have a hotel room. It's on you know, hotel
sex is already kind of crazy. Hotel sex. Add some drinks,
add some crazy outfits, like let's go Wow, that's what
I'm hoping for now. Thor and his wife Haley. Haley

(04:44):
will be there as well. They're into like dressing up,
so this is like another day at the office for you.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm not a big fan of but my wife's costume
is gonna be No.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, she's not a hot it's like not a hot pirate.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
No, she's gonna make it sexy. I'm not a fan
of what it is, so you'll find out sad. Yeah,
that's wrong. We are going to do afterwards, though. She's
gonna leave early because she needs to leave early for
work tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Oh Haley. Yeah, okay, Eddie, Eddie, just follow along. So
what happens after Haley Haley is going to.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Leave for work tomorrow. Yeah, and then I'm gonna gamble
a little bit and then I gotta go back after
my room to get it back. So hopefully, you know,
somebody will be there. I don't know, though, Wait, who
would it be? I mean maybe I'm really confused. Maybe
somebody named Page will be up there.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That your wife's alter ego, the escort.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I think so, well, I think so I'm gonna
leave the key under the mat.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You can leave her name at the front desk. Story understand.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yesterday I said to my wife. So she goes, yes,
So I'm gonna leave early and I went, wait, how
what are you going to home in one car? And
she goes, I'm going to leave early And I go,
don't what are you walking?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
And she goes, no, she really don't understand. Yeah, you
just can't play a long gets.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Got these new because like above, the knee boots are
really in. But so she's got these new brown ones
that she's gonna wear.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Does it go with her costume?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I have no idea that goes to the costume, but
she's gonna wear them post costume is paid. Is Paige
in the theme?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Which will she come in a costume or is she
just coming in her normal.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I was told I was. I texted with Page it's
an escort and I was told escort. I was told
she doesn't do Halloween.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
She told you she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
And I was told that she had, she had a
client before and that she had to cancel. So it
was three grand.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, she's getting really expensive every time she she's worth it.
Good news everybody out there who's going to be coming
to brew Ball Robert will also be attending, and whose
man Robert will be attending Now they're going to also
be in a little cosplay action that night, as Emily

(07:05):
is going as an oopa lupa and I'm not going
as Robert assuming.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Because I'm a bit of orange Robert Charle.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's weird. I thought would have made more sense. Emily
is going to be Donald Trump and Roberto.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Advance.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I mean, I wouldn't put I wouldn't put past.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I heard reads a big fan. You're you're not right, No,
you're not right, Super Orange for no reason.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I got yesterday tinge Orange I haven't showered yet. I
know this one is the left one is darker than
the right. You think nobody's looking at my hands?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Nobody hopefully?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Did they use all the tannics for in the place
for your hands machine? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I mean just because they would run out because your
hands are soping. Oh wow, that's hands, like.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'm going to sit on them.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Nobody could see him.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Nobody could see him.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Are you looking forward to the sexual activities afterwards as well?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I can't wait. It's all I've been thinking about. It's
going up to the room and getting crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Do you have a little bit Do you have a
secondary outfit for some here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Wear beanie?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I did know. I'm not going to wear the beanie.
I did bring leggings and a T shirt for us
to maybe go gamble afterward. And that's the big plan.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
You don't want to gamble in the costume. I'm going
to gamble in the costume.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Really, I don't know. I wanted to bring comfy stuff, comfy,
comfy clothes to hang around in.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
So we're not really getting there.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I mean I mean here, so no, so not. You're
not going to do what me and my wife, Ord
and his wife. I'm not sure yet.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
We haven't really gotten there. Robert has mentioned it a
couple of times. If I'm feeling it, you know, we'll see,
we'll see.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
That would be all right. And then we have Scott
and you may be wondering, well, what about the boot.
The boot doesn't go out in public, he will not
be attending.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Oh yeah, well, I mean if we really want to
get technical. He wasn't invited, no, because if I invited him,
then there would be discussions of role play of outfits
a mistress.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, yeah, like everyone does it, but she doesn't, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Like, I don't know what's up with him. And I
don't know if this is every guy or if this
is just my husband. But he has crazy expectations. When
we stay in a hotel room, well you.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Guys are never alone, just you two to do this.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
But he was like this before we were parents. It's
like he just if it's a hotel, it's like it's
it's it's on.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
You know what I mean, it's in hotels with you guys,
And that's what he expects.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like every time to be you know, balls crushed.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
And you can't just have normal sex in a hotel room.
You have to get freaky if you're in a hotel.
Oh yeah, double dey, yeah bro bro, And I'm not
up for double dekey. Okay, I don't want to put
on a secondary outfit. I don't want to have to
no role play. I'm not wink wink going home early

(10:35):
so I can dress up in something else and surprise.
So no, none of that is in my world. And
so I felt it's easier to avoid all that by
just not inviting him.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
He's not coming to Browball, just so that you won't
have to have sex. Yes, wow, God, that's a little accurate.
That's a little much. So you think, No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
So we've we've I've played this game before, and it's it's, well,
do you remember the year I dressed up as one
of Thor's Tijuana prostitute?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, that's incredible, Yeah that.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Was that was a costume.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
That was a costume. You got problems.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Poppy is.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Leg old school story about TJ, way back in the day,
way long ago, and so that year the book. Who
turns out he didn't Oh no.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
No, because what's wrong?

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Well, we didn't have the conversation before he assumed hotel.
Hotel room, and my wife is dressed like a prostitute,
like he you know, one plus two equals enough cash.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, my wife charges a lot.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well yeah, yeah, No.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Instead of paying for favors, he got to go back
to the hotel room and hear me bitch about what
time I woke up in the morning, and how I've
been working all day and this is a work event.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
This was a big you know, no Friday sex rule.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's so fucked up. He doesn't bitch about your bacon
neck on your shirt. I mean he never does, never.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
About that.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't know how I just noticed it.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Holy ship, it's nasty.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
What a turn off? You want him to get turned off?
Just go on with that bacon neck, dude. It's crazy
like the bacon neck he.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Likes anything, So h no invite for him. The sky
will be after of course, gambling quite a bit. Will
We'll go back to the hotel room, put on some oversized,
disgusting pajamas and get into bed by myself, and look how.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
You're more turned on by that than any sex that
we were just doing with.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
We will, though, at some point it will hit because
it goes to eleven. Yeah, so I want to say
around nine to forty, we'll be like, okay, Eddie will say, hey,
could you ground everybody up? We gotta do an announcement.
I'll be looking for everybody. Where is Scott. It happens
everything and then and then she'll be in the corner
facetiming with her daughter No, telling us she's coming home soon,

(13:16):
minutes away, talking about it.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Right, you're not far away, No, all right, so come ready,
it's happening tonight. We'll see you out Approval
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